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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Haz u seed wun?
ohai anni! it luuks liek wii r teh onlee wuns heer todai! haow r u?
Ai aer fyne thx, Haow aer u?
BTW, sayin dat we aer alown awlwaiz maeks sumwun els arribe!
ai r gud, iz veree nyce dai tewdai butt suppowsed tew sno tewmarrow, pleh.
Sno is teh pleh. We haz Spring at teh momint, but Wintur cud be bakk ennee tiem.
Duz nawt say teh dubble-yu wurd!
We finlee haz abuv freezing, want tu keeping it taht way, plzkthxenuffcoldalreddy!!!!
yesh, ai aggree towtullee.. butt diz iz teh noarml foar heer. sunee wun dai, sno teh next.. maeks figgering wut tew wer hawrd tho!
We has had sum lubbly spring sunnyshien this week week week in TTI. It were 15 c yestiddy
I spented awl day todeh diggin an plantin an tidyin.
I can has tired an akey nao.
Juss hopin taht teh Winter wevver tehy be forcastin misses me here in the westcountry. I alweddy lostid 2 palms durin teh snoe
Wot, tehy gawt berrid unner teh sno an yu canute fynd tehm?!
Teh snoe killed dem til dem wuz Ded. But nawt qwite Ded enuff nawt t stik me in mah finner wiv a pointyend Owchieee
Ai did sum plahntin todai tooo – Ai plahnted a roe tree cloves dryer! Ai can has air-dryd sheets!
*snerk*
I digged up enuff spare bits to make a car ifinkso O.o
an sumwun had planted …
Acorns
Bricks
Cloves pegs
Dawg poo
Ellyfunt shoos
Garden noems
H…
Dishis (borked wuns)
Eggshellz
Fishboenz
Gardin toolz (borked)
Howsebrikks
I….
Irnin boards
Jam Jars,borked
Kitteh poops O.O
L..
Igloooos
Jigsor peeses
Kraft chees tryanguls
L….
Loo rolls
Munnies….old an rustee
Nikkerz
O…
Octopie
Perpul peepul-eeters
Queueueueueueueueueues
R…
Rustee bits ob rusty stuff
Skatebords
Troll traps
U..
Umberella fraymz
Viktorian watnots
Wellie boots
Xtreemlee durty fings
Y…
YNG’S
Zebedee’s spring
palmz as in palm treez?
Yesh.Liddle Pheenix palms
Wow i nawt now palmz live in TTI, butt (hee) i nawt now much bout da weather in TTI….duz enniwun else git da adz attacking da comment box?
We can groe pretty mutches ennyfing heer. Juss gotta have teh
currekt gardin an shelter.for teh moar tenderf plants.
Sumwun growed bannanners lass summer…
I planted sum Japanese Holly fern today an sum green fings wiv purplol flours an wun wiv whyte flours an wun wiv red flours….an sum Mossy saxifrage
Tomorrow, I is plantin mahseff…in a gardin chare wiv a buk an glass ob whine
It’s Muvvers Day in TTI an I can offishully has a strike
ooooh gud fer yu tidmum dat sounds lyke a most wunnermous dai! injoy it kaus mommas dezerve it
Iz yu gunna gro whyle plantid? Put daon roots? Gro a gnu tidmum?
aifinkso wun ob me is enuff
I is growin floofier tho….diet neggst week….after I has eetid mah Muvvers Day boks ob Thortons choclits whot I arsked teh Kidlets for
Bloom wair u r planted.
Ai reszembolz dat remark.
Da previus remak waz aposed to be unner da mark about sayin onlee two bringz da rest ob da crazzeez owt.
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Wher U jk2k dat iz posed to snoe fore?
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Iz 75 d-grez her inna I-ow-wae-ha butt(snerk) wii iz posed 2 get da rains later tonyte. Gettin tyme to plant da croppiez.
ai r behynd teh zi-un kurtin, aka yewtah. Iz berree prettee wen teh sno fawls awn teh littlol krokussess
Ai din’t sai ennifing abowt bringin crazzeez owt. Ai aer sowwy iffn Ai upsettid u. Ai wudn’t sai ennifing liek dat – Ai haz notisses dat wen u sai nowun els abowt lossa uvver peepl cum owt 2 plai.
Noe, iz mii hoe sayded crazzeez. Aiz da crazzee hoew cummded out to plai. An sinc iz crazzee, iz al gud.
mii tu i showed up nawt long after yu guis i nawt mind bein crazi makez life easier aktualli
embrasse it nawt fite it iz wat i sai
This is taken on rhodes island, greece. They have arround 20 kitteis on 4-5 sq meters, and they also have 2 cans – one for adult food donations and another for youngster food donations. sweet
is that a fact? very similar scene in halifax, nova scotia, canada.
Charlee Toona’z ryte behynd yuh!
an eff u cee mai bukket, ai’d lyke it bak 2!
Carful, ai herez it tastiz liik tuma.
**snikkurs**
Iz yoo Jessika Simpsun’z twin?
Gud catch, ai haz trubol wif da namz of peppolz an fings. Gotz a slite caze ob da afazia ( haz problums memberin da rite wierdz). Glad U gotz mii joke, ai haz a prood.
Ifn dars onlee uss free, can wii stil goes to da tye botiq? I liks da pitur, remiins mii of groein up in sovern calyfornya
shore, letz linkee teh armses
*danses awf tew tybootik wif annipuss an BOM*
ohai BOM MOMME i lyke yur new kitteh pikture
We needs…
Albacore
Bay toonas
Chikkin uf teh see….
Dungenuss crab
Eel soup
Fried fish
G…
Gefilte fish
Halibut
I..
Ichthyologists
Jellyfish
Katfishees
Large fishees
Manatees (o noe! nawt huege!)
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Narwahls
OctoPUSS
Plecostamus
Q..
narwahls r kewl!
Q-fish
Ranebow trowtz!
salefishez
TOONAAH!!!:D
U…
Innerds of teh fishees
Japineez sooshees
Krabs…
Fayrull Kittehz willz
habz 2 waytz 4 tyde 2 cumz
in 4 dayr Dinnah
Fayrull Kitteh habz
2 ketch Fisheez b4 t3h
waybz goez owt 2 seez
Fayrull Kittehz libbz
bye dayr oawn roolz. Day shoodz habz
nyss Foarebburr Hoam
Jack.
Awwwwwwwwwh! Yes dey shoodz!
Yes, tehy shuds! Shud nawt hab tu catch own chikkin-uv-see, iz hyoomin job tu purrvide it! An lubs an ebreefing else kittehs want…
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Yu duz teh awsum po-trees, Jack!
poar kittehs
Tey be so hungree they eated starfishies and crabbits. Bad hhomans alwas dumping kittehs to starves.
These be pretty well-fed kittehs, nawt underweight. An teh white bits be berry berry white, moar so then most ferals have time to maintain, an healthy-looking.
Conclusion: not ferals. Kittehs frum a coastal area chekking owt territory, lukking fur a snack.
As usual, we do not know the history or context of this picture, so it’s not a good plan to panic.
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However, yes, some humans do dump kittehs tu starve, which iz an unfurgivable thing. Defnitlee not arguing that.
maibii these kittehz are taken a baykashion at da shore
urks at mii abatar. He waz a drop-off, hiz coet waz mattded an a liddol unner wayt butt (snerk) himz iz noew orz and gettin fatz an happi. When i waz groen upp, katz alwaes onna beech – playn inna tide pulz.
Ms, PK hoew be da bahbeh tonite?
*points up* Groing lyk nuffing ai eber seend! An soooo floofeh an soft… iz no way ai can show you hao berry soft an plushee her is!
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Oar reellee convey hao _berry_ lowd her complaints be when teh milk eever iz nawt arriving fast enuff, oar runs owt befoar her finks it should!
er, poynts daon… ai gotted ternd arownd
Ai wish i cud due da wierd strings, butt (snerk) ai done due does sew good.
Fanks for noticin mii new abatar, ai finali figered out hoew to sea it fore mii selve. I had two logout of eberifink ICHC, WP an mii puter. Den ai restarted mii puter, WP an den ICHC an wall-la eberiones neu abatars majicli appearded.
iz pritti kitteh iz it yurz?
Yesh, iz da nawt olest bahbeh, iz Petey hoew adopted us a monf agoe. Nawt such a gud pitchure. He is beeg bahbeh, maibe haz da Mainy Cooms in himz. Iz tan an black tabbi marking wif whyte ruff and tummi and sokkiez on al 4 paws.
Him a byootee! Iz fings still moar peas-full wif teh kittehs? *haz a HYOOJ happeh taht sujjestions maked lyf bedderer fur teh BOM famblee an hoap-hoap-hoaps it still wurking*
Eva iz gittin sooo big..ifinkso hoo ebber luki enuff tu gib her forebber homez shuld bii made tu keep us updated wif piks an bidioz!! her iz famous kitteh
Ai hoap they will!
Her is groooooing so much!!! An ai sware she be floofier ebree tiem she gets fed! She gunna be a floofeh snorgleh kitteh!
U iz da rok-star bomb. Fank U fore finkin about mii bahbeh when Uz sew buzzee. Ai waz gonna wait til fings gotted less crazze to send report. Dey iz gettin along sew muchee bedder, Petey gotted hiz second shootz and sew I cud take himz tu da grummer. When wii gotted bak, Oscar (da alpha) madded up toe himz. Guess wii jess neded too getz da hormoanz outta hiz systems an coat. Dey stil aint da bestest of budz, butt (snerk) much less fightz and summ real plaing goen on. Lyfe iz gud, Muchli fanks to U.
i wish mine kittehz wuld play tugether..they mostly ignore eech udder an hiss wunce in a wyle
Awsum! *dansdansdans* Plz tu be snorgling awl free kittehs fur me! Ai cannawt tell yu hao happeh ai be!
Still gunna du, tho!
Ai waz gunna du taht fing yu sujjested, aifinkso iz wunnermus (an ai hoap useful!) but mai time be a lil bizzier tahn antis… antee… than ai thot it wud be!
Datz whi ai hesimitated to sugjest idear. U R to much da buisee to haz da tyme noew maibe inna coupl yerz.
Nawt cupple yeers… just cupple weeks!
r u teh
“sea kittens”?
silli kittehz chikens nawt swim
Wut teh bess TOON-er?
Cheeechins-ob-da-SEEEEEEEEE!!!
When chikins come out of the sea, their feathers gonna be wet
Somebody get de hot soss?
Heeeer chikkin chikkin chikkin. Heeer chikkin chikkin chikkin.
*giggles*
ROFL Ai sware mai Trick traid tu du this when him waz nu tu howsehold – when uvver kittehs waz in winno watching pijins, him wud come running up an tawk tu teh pijins (Seanya traid tu teech him tu chanje teh sownd just slitely, coz it awlmost sownded lyk him waz saying “buuurrrrdddd!” but him did nawt kwite lern hyoomin
). Of corse, teh pijjins leeved an teh uvver kittehs gotted mad at Trick…
Buddy is werst huntr. Seh wil sit nd lukk at byrdies fore howers butt (sniker) duzzint noes wot tew doo wib tehm. Nd seh haz a skaried of big byrds (ennyfink biggur tahn a sparo nd seh runz awaes).
Seh haz seen teh bideo of Eva. Az far az Buddy konserned, tew kittehs in werld iz wun tew mannee, so seh jist lukks fore a kupil of sekkuns tehn goes sleepie. Iz nuffink purrsonil, iz jist Buddy. Wehn seh fyndid hur foreber hoem seh wud chaes hur brudders nd sizturs awae – “iz mai haws nao, yew goes awae. DUZ NOT WANT yew heer.”
Eva iz teh bewtimus nd yew iz ful of teh win nd ossim.
Speeking uv Eva… iz feeding tiem agen! An daily waying tu see hao much her groing, an dailee pics n mebbe bideo.
Ai be back in, um… 45 minnits? Mebbe a nowr. Sunfing lyk taht.
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PS, iz gud tu seeing yu in purrsun, kim, teh time zone fing iz weerd an noying sumtiems! {{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}
I lubs watchin hur bideos! Teh liddlol frunt paws stretchin owt relee gets to me, makin me SPLORT so bad!
U iz such gud mahm, pk!
**sneeks up to caliko kitteh wen no wun iz luukin**
YOINK
**runsawaywifakwikness**
*luks arown*
Ai cudda sworn tehre was free kittehs, nawt tu… ai must be moar tired then ai thot!
Red, am yu purring? o.O
Ohai, pk!
Yesh, iz me purrin. I purr awl teh tyem!
I tellz peoplols dat I nawt snoar – I purr!
Ob coarse, ex-huzbin’s response wuz “Den u purr lyk frate trane!”
I donut kno hao him cud heer me ober himself….
*snerk*
iz amazing how our little purrrz can wake da sleepz uf da chainsaw snorrin menz
Egg-zacklee!
Teh nawt-sekkund tyem I spended teh nite wif nawt-sekkund huzbin, I kud nawt sleep cuz him wuz snorin relee lowd!
Suddenlee, him stopped breevin!
It skeered me to deff.
Dat wuz my introdukshun to Sleep Apnea.
Aftur bein marryed to him foar a whiel, I wud hoap him wud stop breevin lawng enuff so I cud gets to sleep!
*LMAO* i no that feelin..kant kount da timez i gibbed up an go tu da kouch
and in da end just stop breevin lawng enuff tu kollect da insurance?
Anom!
I has seen funnee card dat sed, “Menz iz alwayz complaynin abowt how wii iz smuvverin dem….. My opinyun iz, ifn u kin heer dem complalynin, u nawt pressin hard enuff awn pillol!”
ROFLMAO thats teh wai i feel bout it tudai
Seanya gots taht, tu. Fank CC fur C-PAP mashine! Nao ai onlee haz tu kik him when teh mask slips, oar him fawls asleep reeding an nawt put it awn, insted of waking up a duzzin times a nite when him stop breeving (iz skerry!) an tehn du teh hyooj lowd gasp when start agen.
If ai nawt luved so much, ai wud hoap fur teh breeving stoppage tu!
Ai iz gud at torking in mai sleep. Mai ex gettid a shok wehn ai spended an hower telink him he woz lowur tehn pond skum, hao mutch ai haytid him nd wishd he wud go awaes ek setra. (Ob cours, ai was riet, az ai finded owt wehn he borked mai hart
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{{{kimkiwi}}} yur subkonscience new sumfing yur heart wuldn’t let yu know! iffin himz borked yur hart himz nawt gud enuff fur yu
Yah. He iz stil wantz to be frenz, butt (hee hee) ai not finkso. Ai iz gunna haev to arsk him iffin teh frase “manipoolatif laiink bastid” meenz ennfink to him.
*puts Hazel away in a safe place*
**Note to self: Nawt tell Tidmum dat I’m gonna steel Hazel whiel I’m awn bakayshun**
**Sends Hazel away for Holidayze in a sayfe howse**
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Poor Hazel be scabby agen
Her skin has been clear for weeks and weeks.Today it has erupted in offal sore spots an itchies.
I’m con vinced it is teh Dry cat fud….Nawteee greedee floofybutt steeled Fern’s noms. I cawted her!!
So orf to the Vets we go. Agen. Meh.
Awwwww….poor bebbeh.
Plz to gibs hur snorgles foar me.
I’m shur dat wen u cawted hur, hur had teh luuk lyk, “I nawt teh giltee!”
Aw… poooor Hazel…
Ai sending her teh gud thots an enerjees tu get awl bedderer an awl teh helf stuff sortid owt.
Hazel bii beri special kitteh tu steel da crunchifud nomz an nawt want da gushifud nomz..mine kittehz iz da opposite
Haz yoo seen pikshurs of Hazel?
Hur iz gorjis gurl! I wanna snorgle dat belleh of hurs sew bad!
Wayt til Eva gets biggur… her iz gunna be a floofball, ai gno it!
Wen I nawt-sekkund reeded ur messidj, I thot u rote, “FOOTBALL”.
Eva shur duz eet lyk fuutbawl playur!
ROFL wif Seanya (whu sez, “ai thot it waz a pigskin, nao yu tell me iz kitteh inbolbed?”)
*runz tu luk* iz Hazel da big fluffy wif da stripey awn her legz? BEAUTIMUSS!
teh wun wiff teh whyte paws an chest…Taht be Hazelmowse
Teh dark dark wun is Fern. She is tiny unner awl her floof.She juss losed her winter woolies ,but still got teh Frilly knikkers
Yah, Hazel iz teh wun layin awn hur bak wif teh whyte floofy belleh.
Teh uthur, skinnyur wun iz Fern.
*hazza sad cuz wuz gonna tayke kaliko butt sumwun else tooked her*
*has a ankshus*
*cheks tu maek shur Delia stil bees saeflee in teh hows*
*dubbul an threepul loks awl teh dors an winders*
*briks up teh fierplaes opinin, jus in caes*
oh, ai wuld nawt tayk YUR kitteh!! ai wuz gonna tayke the kaliko in dis lol, butt rhsb gotted her b4 mii!
Ai lub teh callees, tu – mai Delia bees 16-ish nao, seh fowndid mii furteen yeers agon, wen sum [ugleewurdsheer] ijit bandind hur inna raveen neer mai tehn hows. Yu has teh beri byootimus abatar, bai teh wae – ai hoeps teh Red-Hared Callee-Napper nawt cums an trys tu yoink eevur ob owr luvvees. Mebbeh wi shud maek sum poasturs wornin peepuls?
Wayle, I may has fownded car 2day.
I test-dribed a 2008 Kia Spectra an it wuz teh nyse! Of awl teh wuns I luuked at, it iz teh bestest valyoo.
Teh wun I drove wuz solded alreddy, but teh sales-gui sed him wuz gonna get moar in nexst week.
I mebbe has noo-ish car soon!
Yay fur Red! *happehdans*
We has a Kia Rio. Brite greeny yeller
Iz a gud car,cheep to run an easy awn teh insurance,
did yu luk at KarTown Kia awn Nicholasville RD?
No, ackshulee, I fownd it in my hoamtown.
check owt there website maibii dey haz wun in stock
gud luk wif teh carshoppin! wen ai towld mai paul bowt yer aksident, an sayd u had a korrolluh, he sayd tew tell u tew send him teh injin, it fitz in owr racercar (mr2)…heh.
Sorri, ai waz goneforawhile. Da huzby {{{huzby}}} maded da steak salad fore dimmer an hadda grab myn befor da bahbehs getted it.
Ooooh, sownz nommee!!!!
MARCO!
POULET!
Marco!
Pollo!
Though i luvz to play in teh sno, i am SO glad i livez in Pheonix, Arizona. No sno tah ruin meh flowerz….(i needz teh learn better lolspeak -.-*)
Ah, the Sea Kittys.
The true ones, not the PETA ones.
Deez guize looks liek dey iz at Kahoolooee Harborz on Mowie.
Looks liek deyz chillin at Kakaako Wahtrfrunt Park neer Ala Moana.
Me no get it. Me confuzzeled? Help me!