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Gotta love the old Jags



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Gotta love the old Jags they corner beautifully

hao abowt dis jaguar?

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  1. hamtaro_fan says:

    i wish i had two jags.

  2. The TX says:

    This is the closest I’ve ever come to being first – I LITERALLY just navigated away from this page, came up, and BAM! There was a new LOL with 1 comment already.
    Must try harder….

  3. hamtaro_fan says:

    oh noes! they forgot to put dere headlights on :0

  4. Cygnia says:

    Oooh…I can haz insurance?!

  5. seanya says:

    Not only do they corner beautifully, but they go from zero to 60 (or lunch, whichever is first) in elebenty seconds!

  6. jk2kitteh says:

    tey haz teh turboeneeum injin tew aifinksew!

  7. heerz burfday zooming in in hurz little zippy jag to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Newbie an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed hommaed fudjy caeks an also a delishun spicy caek wif kreemy cheez frosting!! an hommaed choklit chip is kreem, noyzemakers, an a bobbing-for-trol-dollz game!! also goodie bags pakked wif bownsy balls taht sparkle liek disko ballz went tehy bownse, shiny streemrz liek teh wuns on kiddiez’ biek handelbarz but wif velkro so yoo kan bee stikking tehm on anyfing, eben yoo!, sordid froot kandeez an choklits, an mood rings!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor wishes com troo!
    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
    .
    want to be on teh burfday list an dont kno if yoo are alreddy? now iz eezier tahn eber to get a messij to teh burfday fairy!! klikkie on my blooness to find owt how!!
    .
    be watching tomorrow for teh daybyoo ob a very speshul noo goodie bag goodie dezined by lolcatburglar! (an no, it duznt taking yor shiny fings owt into teh lite to see tehm better)

  8. PootyTat says:

    Hiz & Herz models! 8O

  9. rhsb says:

    DIS is wat I shud take to werk!

    Co-irker (a.k.a. “Liddlol Beeg Mouf”) nawt bug me enny moar! :-D

    • AngelPlume says:

      Ohai, Red! Tawkin bowt cars, ai juss got a new (used) wun tu replays teh old pickup truk (93 Ford Ranger) dat got rear-ended – wud u beleev – teh morning after u wuz in ur aksident. Ai wuz reedin abowt ur unfortunit adbentur teh nite befoar, den on teh way tu wurk dis yung kid bashez intu teh bak ob me wen mergin ontu teh freeway. Gess he wuz lukkin behind at teh traffik instead ob ware hims wuz goin!
      .
      So nao ai get tu dribe a 2002 wite Ford Fokus tu wurk. Kute littul kar, adn gets bettur milage den teh truk! Hao is ur serch goin?

      • rhsb says:

        AP!!! Iz yoo okay?

        I luuked at cars yesterday, an fownd a 2008 Kia Spectra dat I relee lyked. I eben lyked it bedder den teh Toyota Corolla I test-drove. Iz bedder valyoo, too.

        I putted sum pikshurs of Rhoda awn my profyle, ifn u wanna see it.

        • AngelPlume says:

          Oohh, beeg krunch. Dey dont show unner ur pikshoors, but ai see dem in teh resent aktibity list (uploaded…), so mebbe u mayd dem privit?
          .
          Yeff, ahm ok. We wuz mergin ontu teh freeway adn ai wuz behind a slo truk, so it wasnt a hi-speed fing. Teh windo behind mai hed busted owt frum teh shok ob teh wiplash, but teh seet wuz hi enuff dat it wuznt mai hed dat did it, tho ai got cubberd in glass. No injureez tu eever partee, but teh insurance is gonna total teh truk sinse teh whol bed wud need tu be replaysd. So we fownd a gud deel on Kregz list adn went daon tu Hayward yesserday adn bot it.
          .
          Ar u still soar? Howz teh rekubbery goin?

          • rhsb says:

            I’m nawt as soar as I wuz. I thot I wuz dyin awn Wedzday, but woke up awn Thurzday feline a liddlol bedder.

            2day, I’m soar onlee if I moov a sertin way oar try to pull/push ennyfing, den I feelz it.

            I’m drivin rentalol car rite nao, 2008 Toyota Yaris. Iz nyse, but dere are fings I nawt lyk abowt it, so I wud nawt buy wun.

            Iz yoo soar?

            • AngelPlume says:

              No – wuz afrayd ai mite has sum wiplash or sumfin dat wud debelop ober tym, but tankfulee nuffin did. Wuz warin mai seetbelt, so dat helpd keep me in plais. Glad tu heer ur feelin better. Try to keep loos by duin warm-up streches (nawt tu vigerus, juss enuff tu keep dem frum gettin tyt).
              .
              Ai has alwayz naymd mai kars tu. Seemz nacheral tu me to gib sumfin dat is worf so mush adn is such a big part ob ur lyf a personal identifyer. Ai try tu pik unyoozhual naymz so dat dey wont mach peeps we kno. Mai nawt-sekkund noo kar wuz Kasandra, adn teh next wuz Natasha (Tash fur short). Ahm finkin ob Fiona fur teh noo Fokus.

              • rhsb says:

                My mahm finks I’m cwazee foar naymin my carz. I has onlee had Slink, Cal an Rhoda.

                Ex-huzin naymed his carz too. Him has had Homer, Sonofab**** (hollered dat wenebber it dyed, an it did, alot), Nikk (aftur teh sawng by Prince)i, Roxy (shoart foar “Roxanne” by teh Police), teh pyro truk, an Fred.

                • OnleeKitteh says:

                  Ohai rhsb. Ai’m sooo glad u r doin muchlee better. Ai’ve named mii
                  carz 2. Da ’72 Vette is “Henry” (mine car). Da 2001 PT be “Gertrude” (huzbin
                  named dat wun). Wii once haded 2 Vettes – da ’72 anna ’60 (butt it
                  gotted smashed in a hit adn run wreck-twaz huzbinz car).

    • Amethyst says:

      Co-irker! I’m going to use that! ^5

  10. Aegis Runestone says:

    Awww… they’re so cute! *swipe and clawed* ARRGHH!!! The pain!! DX

  11. nismo says:

    Wouldn’t you rather have a fighting bull or a prancing horse?

  12. martoonie says:

    *pulls up a chair an waitz payshuntlee for teh “dat’s nawt a jagyooar, dat’s a lolpard/cheetah/dalmayshun” troll*

  13. Sunstorm says:

    Everyone does realise those arn’t Jaguar’s don’t you? Those are Leopods. Jaguars are black and don’t live in africa, they live in the Amazone basin and other places in South America.
    To be fair I did find it very amuseing untill i relaised it was wrong.
    I apologise for not putting this into lolspeak but I am not yet fluent lol.
    Yours

    • 3LittlKitties says:

      Actuarly, those ARE jaguars (or Jag-u-ars, like the TTI inhabitants say).
      Yesh, jaguars are Sud Americanish. Leopards are Africanish.
      Butt(hee-hee) Leopards are also floofier, and have shorter faces, and not the black “eyeliner” effects that dese jaguars hab. I looked dem bofe up on Nat’l Geographies website, so dere you go!
      (also, da black big kittehs are panthers, or pumas)

  14. iris says:

    these are not jaguars!

  15. BOM_MOMME says:

    True
    False
    True
    True
    True
    Iz a test, due ai haz a nawt-olde abatar?

  16. BOM_MOMME says:

    Yea, mii nawt-olde abatar, courtecee of Bluesfan.

  17. Plasticat says:

    *walks in holdin blakk’n'wiit striipd kitteh* Luuk wat Ai fownd owt siid! Him needz a baff, he smellz bad!

  18. leviosah says:

    O hai!
    Deed anywun else notiz dat dees r cheetaz?

  19. Ant says:

    Species identification FAIL.

  20. Raffi says:

    Top of the mark! First class work!


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