
Gotta love the old Jags they corner beautifully
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Gotta love the old Jags they corner beautifully
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: gouzenkuma
ooo dots!
hmm… taht wus nawt so phunny akshully… lemme trai agen…
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“but but but dey wheel byte yu iffn yu is nawt teh carefull”
hmm… mebbeh:
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“Nao availablol wib independent pawspenshun”
OAR:
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“Yurs fur juss a whisker unner 5000 munnies”
or:
“factory warrantee gud for elebenty weeks, or until u r nommed”
oh, taht furst wun wuz funnee!! yoo are always teh funnee!
ooo fankies! {{{lunarmommy}}} ai has nawt seed yu in a lawng thyme! Hao yu is?
ohai, {{{{{GP}}}}} i bin spending a lot ob time in my sekrit idenity lately, too lazee to log in an owt.
Ah yesh, ai nose hao taht is!
You DO not! Silly Pig.
Umm… yesh ai DOES! Stoopy ‘Rock Star’. pfft
What…EVER! Now, what’s all this about you want me to do a dance for LCB???
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What kind of dance? What are you doing with that Pole? GP, put the Baby Oil DOWN!
i wish i had two jags.
*sigh* me too. or wun, eben.
rnt those leopards?
Yeah, I think they’re leopards, too.
pikkipikkipikki. an yesh, ur riet, butt (*!*) stil, pikkipikkipikki. Heer in Cheezland, wi awl has teh poetikal lysinsis, wut nawt bees ebur sipsen…sespun…taekin awae, doan maddur haow fasts wii bees drivin. Wel, lawn as wii doan hirts enneebuddee, an wii nebbur dus dat.
ur powers of observation . . . pretty good acshully
dey R leopardz, but jaguarz =moar puns
akshuly, might be jaguars, is too hard to tell from the picture
They are definitely leopards, the spots are not large enough to be a jaguar’s.
This is the closest I’ve ever come to being first – I LITERALLY just navigated away from this page, came up, and BAM! There was a new LOL with 1 comment already.
Must try harder….
Ohai! Plz dun woree… ai is heer lawts ob teh thyme adn beleebe me, is NAWT eezee tu get teh nawt sekkund commint! (plz tu trai nawt tu juss showt “First” iffn yu is nawt sekkund – trai tu sai sumfing phunny… moar phunny tahn ai deed!
OHH!! GP!!! Yoo cleerlee do nawt know just hao funnee yoo reelee were!
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There iz a HYOOOJ ICHC Histree behind teh ” Ooooooo. . . dots.” Very darmatikul, imcluding peeple being banned frum a site!
WOW! Rly? Well, in taht case…
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…………..ooooooo …..dots!!!!!!!
ohai cween! is teh story of teh dots on ur lore and legends page?
Ai hoeps sew …. ai lubs teh dotts ….. an ai wud lubs tu lern moar bowt dem ……… speshlee heer in Cheezland ……………….. hay! Stawp dat, yu sillee dotts – Ai dint sae yu cud awl profilerate ……………… um, prorlifillate ………….. er, multpleye sew fasts ………………………….. giddawff!! ………………………….. Stobbitt!! ……… NO!!! … Ai sed NO!!!
….DOAN MAEK MII CUM BAK DER AN ERAES YU!!!!!!! Cheesis twies, stoopy dotts.
Janet, what’s teh history?
I finkso I mist that…
Ai will tell it sumtain soon – purrhaps ai mite need to chanj sum ov teh naymes ov teh peepls involved. . . Ai mite bee wun ov teh fyoo hoo knows hole storee.
donut wurry, i wuz comminting heer for over a yeer before i gotted my furst (an only) nawt-sekund. just keep trying!
Agreed! I have got two, but one was removed (remember the thrown/jumping kitteh about to hit the water?). It’s next to impossible with the popularity of this site to get nawt-secund… but you’ll git ‘er some day!
Dats wye Annipus bees mai heerow. Seh gots teh fingurswifakwikniss, aifinkso.
I know the feeling.
oh noes! they forgot to put dere headlights on :0
Oooh…I can haz insurance?!
No, you can’t. They’ll eat you instead. >:3
Not only do they corner beautifully, but they go from zero to 60 (or lunch, whichever is first) in elebenty seconds!
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Dey purr along 2!
tey haz teh turboeneeum injin tew aifinksew!
heerz burfday zooming in in hurz little zippy jag to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Newbie an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed hommaed fudjy caeks an also a delishun spicy caek wif kreemy cheez frosting!! an hommaed choklit chip is kreem, noyzemakers, an a bobbing-for-trol-dollz game!! also goodie bags pakked wif bownsy balls taht sparkle liek disko ballz went tehy bownse, shiny streemrz liek teh wuns on kiddiez’ biek handelbarz but wif velkro so yoo kan bee stikking tehm on anyfing, eben yoo!, sordid froot kandeez an choklits, an mood rings!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor wishes com troo!
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want to be on teh burfday list an dont kno if yoo are alreddy? now iz eezier tahn eber to get a messij to teh burfday fairy!! klikkie on my blooness to find owt how!!
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be watching tomorrow for teh daybyoo ob a very speshul noo goodie bag goodie dezined by lolcatburglar! (an no, it duznt taking yor shiny fings owt into teh lite to see tehm better)
Umm, scuse me burfday fairy… ai has a kweshun abowt tihs gnu goodie bag goodie… umm, err, is NAWT a Rodint Hedbatting Kit rite? RITE?
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* noms sordid chokklits wib a nerbuss *
o, donut wurry, GP, it haz nuffin to do wif hed-batting rodints.
in fakt, aftur yoo see it mebbee yoo will want to dezine wun ob yor own!! (iz very kustomizable; kimkiwi haz alreddy putted in her order for a kimkiwi wuteber-it-iz!)
ooo ai kin hardlee wayt!
*finds it xtreemelee ironic (and not in teh gud, irining, way) that GP is concerned about hedbatting*
*rubs sore hed*
Don wurree, boss. Duz nawt inbolb rodints oar hedbatting. U will lyk it, aifinkso.
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LCB wuz tawkin to teh BF teh odder day abowt it … sownds kewl, but ai wont gib away teh surprize if u didnt see teh lol!
Egg Salad! Ai wheel liek eet, yu sai?
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Hmm… eet must be sum kynd ob Pork Scratching dispenser…
*makes a note ob wut to put in teh speshul-edishun GP wuteber-it-iz*
Hiz & Herz models!
Neemun Markus Xmas catalog!!
DIS is wat I shud take to werk!
Co-irker (a.k.a. “Liddlol Beeg Mouf”) nawt bug me enny moar!
Ohai, Red! Tawkin bowt cars, ai juss got a new (used) wun tu replays teh old pickup truk (93 Ford Ranger) dat got rear-ended – wud u beleev – teh morning after u wuz in ur aksident. Ai wuz reedin abowt ur unfortunit adbentur teh nite befoar, den on teh way tu wurk dis yung kid bashez intu teh bak ob me wen mergin ontu teh freeway. Gess he wuz lukkin behind at teh traffik instead ob ware hims wuz goin!
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So nao ai get tu dribe a 2002 wite Ford Fokus tu wurk. Kute littul kar, adn gets bettur milage den teh truk! Hao is ur serch goin?
AP!!! Iz yoo okay?
I luuked at cars yesterday, an fownd a 2008 Kia Spectra dat I relee lyked. I eben lyked it bedder den teh Toyota Corolla I test-drove. Iz bedder valyoo, too.
I putted sum pikshurs of Rhoda awn my profyle, ifn u wanna see it.
Oohh, beeg krunch. Dey dont show unner ur pikshoors, but ai see dem in teh resent aktibity list (uploaded…), so mebbe u mayd dem privit?
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Yeff, ahm ok. We wuz mergin ontu teh freeway adn ai wuz behind a slo truk, so it wasnt a hi-speed fing. Teh windo behind mai hed busted owt frum teh shok ob teh wiplash, but teh seet wuz hi enuff dat it wuznt mai hed dat did it, tho ai got cubberd in glass. No injureez tu eever partee, but teh insurance is gonna total teh truk sinse teh whol bed wud need tu be replaysd. So we fownd a gud deel on Kregz list adn went daon tu Hayward yesserday adn bot it.
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Ar u still soar? Howz teh rekubbery goin?
I’m nawt as soar as I wuz. I thot I wuz dyin awn Wedzday, but woke up awn Thurzday feline a liddlol bedder.
2day, I’m soar onlee if I moov a sertin way oar try to pull/push ennyfing, den I feelz it.
I’m drivin rentalol car rite nao, 2008 Toyota Yaris. Iz nyse, but dere are fings I nawt lyk abowt it, so I wud nawt buy wun.
Iz yoo soar?
No – wuz afrayd ai mite has sum wiplash or sumfin dat wud debelop ober tym, but tankfulee nuffin did. Wuz warin mai seetbelt, so dat helpd keep me in plais. Glad tu heer ur feelin better. Try to keep loos by duin warm-up streches (nawt tu vigerus, juss enuff tu keep dem frum gettin tyt).
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Ai has alwayz naymd mai kars tu. Seemz nacheral tu me to gib sumfin dat is worf so mush adn is such a big part ob ur lyf a personal identifyer. Ai try tu pik unyoozhual naymz so dat dey wont mach peeps we kno. Mai nawt-sekkund noo kar wuz Kasandra, adn teh next wuz Natasha (Tash fur short). Ahm finkin ob Fiona fur teh noo Fokus.
My mahm finks I’m cwazee foar naymin my carz. I has onlee had Slink, Cal an Rhoda.
Ex-huzin naymed his carz too. Him has had Homer, Sonofab**** (hollered dat wenebber it dyed, an it did, alot), Nikk (aftur teh sawng by Prince)i, Roxy (shoart foar “Roxanne” by teh Police), teh pyro truk, an Fred.
Ohai rhsb. Ai’m sooo glad u r doin muchlee better. Ai’ve named mii
carz 2. Da ’72 Vette is “Henry” (mine car). Da 2001 PT be “Gertrude” (huzbin
named dat wun). Wii once haded 2 Vettes – da ’72 anna ’60 (butt it
gotted smashed in a hit adn run wreck-twaz huzbinz car).
Co-irker! I’m going to use that! ^5
Awww… they’re so cute! *swipe and clawed* ARRGHH!!! The pain!! DX
Wouldn’t you rather have a fighting bull or a prancing horse?
*pulls up a chair an waitz payshuntlee for teh “dat’s nawt a jagyooar, dat’s a lolpard/cheetah/dalmayshun” troll*
*liez in wayt to capshure it an put it to wurk in teh burfday goodies facktree*
O hay, BF, did u see my request for a factree tour? I would lubs to ware a hardhat and safety gogglols and stuffs.
oh, i’m getting bak very late, but shur! i’v bin finking abowt offerin a toor, or a grand opining or sumfin!
*Waytes in comfee chair wif martoonie an burfday fairy*
Ai hav mai pitchfork heer, too!
*holds it up to keep awn teh sun*
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Enewun caire fur su lemonade??? Fresh skweeeeeezed and jsut sweet enuf!
I’ll has some, plz. Unless GP made it. Because, well, u knoes.
A wyse decision.
Czech for teh lumps, too, justincase.
LUMPS?
U knoes, I think I’ll just has some scotch insted. Is there still a supply on teh CCC?
An yes! Teh CCC still carreies awl nine varieites that paws4thot oijed out fur us, An dont furgit – there uz teh litllol frig in teh CCC too – fur ice.
LOL!! Taht “oijed” meens “pickt.” Ai hav no idea hao taht stranj Tai Ping came to be!
if Maus hasn’t drinked it all!!
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Here, u can has what I drinked last nite.
*pours a shot for LCB*
*half expresso flavr tokillya and half Bailey’s*
enjoy!!
but don’t plan on gettin a lot done tomorrows!
Oooooooo! Ai can has sum tu??? An noes, ai nawt bees a alkololik – alkololiks goes tu teh meatins. Ai jus liek teh drinkees.
Lawts ob drinkees.
Beriberi offin.
*hic*
skuus mii.
Raisin, ennybuddy?
No!! Itz saef an yummy! Ai maed it maiself wif reel lemons!!! Annit haz haz sum icey cubers innnit.
iz nawt a jagyooar, eat iz a lolpard/cheetah/dalmayshun.
LOL!!!! @@@@@!!!!!
ai has a question. Wat does “@@@@@” mean?
Meny, meny lols ago, we used to has teh voting burgers. On each lol (and awn each commint) u could award up to 5 burgers for teh commints. So if a commint was full of win an awsum, u could gib it 5 burgers. It wuz kind ob like a gold star or a rownd ob applaws from teh cheezfrends for teh cleber commints. Butt… teh burgers borked teh site. So dey are no more. An so nao if u wants to gib sumwun 5 burgers – we gibs dem @@@@@ instead. Means dat Janet finks ur comment is teh phunny!
oh, fank u 4 tellin’ me! ai has seen tehm eberrywhere an was a leetle confused!
An wee still miss tehm wif a FEEERCE!!!!!
*begins to weep fur teh loast an beloved voating burgers*
Aaaaaawwww! Por JCHelebenteeK! Ai sawree yu has teh sad frum missin stuf. Der der — yu lettid awl owt.
*comfits JCHelebenteeK in hur greefs*
Teh commints uzd tu has voting burgerz lyk teh lols, so peepz kud sho hao mush dey lykd/dislykd teh commints. Dey has big gon fur a long tym, adn menee want dem bak, but in teh meentym we uz “@” sinz as burgerz to say “yay, gud wun!” wen we reelee lyk sumwunz commint.
An teh beddurniss bees dat der bees noe limitts awn teh @s, butt (*!*) yu kud ownlee gib uptu fibe burgurz.
Oh Kat, u is too nice to be a reel troll, u did nawt cawl us idiots or say dis lol’s nawt funny or ennyfing liek dat. Ai don’t fink Janet will need her pitchfork for yoo!
dont worrieez, ai iz nawt reel twoll! waz jus mai attempt at bein phunny.
Ai noes! Teh reel trolls tends to be rood an showty. {{{Kat}}}
As Yoda sayed “There iz no trai. Onlee do.” An yoo did!!
yew seem tew blend ean nycely Kat, shoulda put on the troll mask nawt sekkund, den sad teht eat wuznt a jagyooar…, WP steel bein a scag???
Ohai, wolfie! ai run into u eberrytyme ai iz on heer!
*eyes wolfie suspisiously*
r u followin me?;)
jus mabeh…… ai fought ai was bein hard tew notice
aim a kitteh…ai’z always aware ub mai surroundins.
a alwayz fall on yewr feetz… otayz, ai concedes yesh ai wuz fowling yew…
*clicks tongue at wolfie*
4 shame, wolfie!
iz otay, ai nawt mynd!
nest tyme ai shall eh moar kwite an nawt sho myselb as ofen!!!
no, nest tyme ai will follow YEW!
We weel see hao YEW lyke eat!
butt ai eaz a shado.. yew cannot follo teh shados!!!!1!!!
ai iz a kitteh…ai can follo ANYFING!
espeshally deh lazur poynturs,
:poynts wun in teh opposyte direkshun:
:runs away wif a kwikness wehn Kat eas occpied:
*jumps an cuts off teh wolfies escape*
u actually fought taht u culd out-smart ME, a KITTEH?
yesh akshulleh ai dead, ai guess ai deednt, an mai batlol scars donut sceer yew an teh fact taht aim bludstaine donut bohter yew, ai conceed yew eaz bettur (fur nao)
onliee “fur nao”???
we shall c about taht!!!
:puts on teh ring ub power:
:vanishes:
:voice frum theen ayr:
wheel weh nao???
otay, sew ai nawt haff teh ring ub power. whuts ur point?
wif the ring ub power ai eaz inveesible
sew??? ai iz a kitteh. ai can b berry qwiet. ai might as well b inveesible alreedy!
butt ken yew see inveeseble fings???
no, but ai dont talk 2 those ai can’t see.
*walks off leetle wais an starts 2 watch teh gras grow*
:appears wif a kwikness in front ub Kat:
fyne yew ween, yew eaz superiar, by far
fank u 4 ur consent. ai gess ai talk 2 u nao. an dont worrieez, ai fink wolfies are pritty cool 2!
yew noes hao tew push mai buttons, ai cood alwayz craklol mai nucklols butt ai woodnt dew taht, (tleast teel aim reli nnoyed)
iz fun 2 nnoy u!
butt ai stop (fur nao!).
fang Q ai nawt shur haomuch annoiance ai can take, yew cept meh up teel almust meednyte yesternyte (mock indignity) so todai ai haz a shurt teemper
ai iz sowwiee, wolfie!
pps:
furgiveness, plz?
*big kitteh kat eyes*
o otayz, ai coodnt stay mad at dat fayce, eben iffen ai wuz mad, ai furgibs yew
fankz, wolfie! ai feel much bedder nao!
*does mai happiee dans*
dee yew lern eat frum Mrs. K??????
no, es mai own (onliee leetle beet lik hers!).
otay!!!
u haz a happiee dans???
nawt relie
want me 2 tech u mine?
shur , i myte fale teh nawt sekkund tyme, am tyred
iz nawt hard. in fakt, ai nawt reely haff OFFICIAL dans pattern, ai usually jus dans along wiff whateber song ai haz stuc in mai hed! lyke rite nao ai iz finking, “Lift my hands and spin around, see the light that I have found,” so ai do jus taht!
*lifts paws an spins around till dizzy*
dat eazie plus teh gud song
:start singing:
Lift mai hands an dpin arownd
see tihs lyte taht ai hab found
oh tihs marbelous lyte
marbelous lyte
:stawp singing:
: fall daon cuz ai haz a dizzy:
c, u alreedy nao happiee dans!
*halps wolfie stand bac up*
wai doez ai see tehree blond furred tabbehs????
jees t a leetlol
Sorri to inneruot, butt (snerk) ai cans has song. Ai onlee haz boices inna head.
Kill…kill…kill…
Oops, nawt gud boices!!!
*starts 2 spin again*
*teeters an falls obber*
nao ai iz seein trhee wolfies!
:tacklols BOM_MOMME:
sowwy doesnt no waht kame ober meh was jus tolled tew keel…
deher nawt free ub meh!!!
yew eaz dizzeh tew!!!
ai iz nawt!
*tries 2 walk an falls obber agin*
otay, maib a leetle beet!
Iz otay. Aihaz mii auntie keel CHRG on sew U kannot keel mi. Alwaes be prepearded – mii anna boiscotts.
Hou iz u’ses sumdaes?
Sees mii nawt-olde abatar BF maed fore mii?
hear leen awn meh, aill halp yew stand!!!
fank u, wolfie! ai feel better nao!
*lets go ub wolfie an teeters agin*
well, maib ai lean on u 4 wun mor minute, if u nawt mynd!
ai nawt mynd, au nebbe mynd yew leen awn meh
fankz, wolfie! ai feel awl better nao!
*lets go, teeters 4 sekkund, then regains balance*
u c, ai iz awl better nao!
ai has 2 et mai dinner, wolfie. maibe we talk l8r?
U tu kant ful mii – u iz hassin teh flurtin, iznt yu?? Yu beein jus liek mai littol Brynna (hoo bees nawt tutored yet) plaein up tu mai Panda (tutored free yeers agon, tank CC! oar weed bees hassin teh kittings ebreeware bai nao, an ders noe ruum!)
hey yew ax abowt teh ohter timbre wulf????
oh no, ai forgot!
ai call rite nao, k?
hao cood yew furget
rjer dat
ai nao no where it iz. u want me tell u nao or tommorow?
eeber wun ai doesnt kare
:hoeps fur nao wifa pashun:
otay, ai jus tell u nao!
iz at a place called Butternut Farm Wildcat Santuary(sp?) and Education Center. eat iz sumwhere in Johnstown(again, sp?)
Johnstow Ohaioh???????????????????????????
wat u mean?
Johnstown Ohio?
no, wat u mean “Johnstown, Ohio?????”?
ub curse eat iz in Ohio! where else wuld it be???
dere kood be a johnstown new roak!!!1!!! ai nawt no
dere IZ a johnstown, new yurk, butt taht iz nawt teh wun ai mean. ai went 2 c teh wulf AFTER we movezed 2 Ohio.
otayz ai deed nwt no dat so sowwy
iz otay, wolfie.
*scitches teh wolfie behind teh ears*
ai STILL nawt know most ub teh names ub teh places in Ohio!
O hai. I maded a tutorilol to halp but apparently there is issues wif Kat’s computer or something else. U can click on my bloo name to see the tutorilol; is teh last one on teh list under “Tutorilols”
Or just click ur heels three tiems and… Oh wait. That’s for sumthing eles…
Sorry, I’m with kitty boy on this one.
Waaaaaaay up teh fred, bein abowt 10:48-ish. *sigh* Ai hoeps ai’m nawt stil dat … um … wel, aynul (tho ai sispekts ai stil iz). Iz beri hard, meremburin dat teh hoel whirrld duznt has tu geddit riet ebbree tiem, awl teh tiem, speshlee wen parrots ob teh whirrld instistsis awn geddin it rawng rite in frunt ob mii. (Mai purrfekshunizms, let mii kiip it tu maisefl LOL)
An o luk — ders wun riet unnerneef mii!
*yoinks tows up awtuv reech inna hurree*
Dat wuz clows!!
Everyone does realise those arn’t Jaguar’s don’t you? Those are Leopods. Jaguars are black and don’t live in africa, they live in the Amazone basin and other places in South America.
To be fair I did find it very amuseing untill i relaised it was wrong.
I apologise for not putting this into lolspeak but I am not yet fluent lol.
Yours
BingLOL!!
{{{{{{{cween}}}}}}}
Actuarly, those ARE jaguars (or Jag-u-ars, like the TTI inhabitants say).
Yesh, jaguars are Sud Americanish. Leopards are Africanish.
Butt(hee-hee) Leopards are also floofier, and have shorter faces, and not the black “eyeliner” effects that dese jaguars hab. I looked dem bofe up on Nat’l Geographies website, so dere you go!
(also, da black big kittehs are panthers, or pumas)
these are not jaguars!
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{{{{Diymund Kitteh}}}}}
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Iz a test, due ai haz a nawt-olde abatar?
Ai can see Bunnee Eers!
Yea, mii nawt-olde abatar, courtecee of Bluesfan.
*walks in holdin blakk’n'wiit striipd kitteh* Luuk wat Ai fownd owt siid! Him needz a baff, he smellz bad!
Blakanwyt stryps….has yu brort a zebrah hoem?! Donut let Martoonee see, she has a bit ob a “thing” fur zebrahs…!
iz kitteh! him smellz riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bad do!
Um, Plasticat, iz maibee skunk???
Ummmmmmmm, wats a skunk? Dis bii bad smellin Kitteh!
*baks awai sloooooowlee*
*runnz toward DK* Heeeeeeeeeeer, pet him!
Oh yesh, ai wud LUB to pets him – after hims baf!!
He smellz worse!
errr, do tohse stryps go form noes to tayul, or syd to syd? Cos if tehy is noes to tayul, Ai fink mebbe is a Stunk!
naw! Kudn’t bee stunk!
Zeeeeeeebbbbbbbrrrrrraaaaaaasssssss!!!!!!
O hai!
Deed anywun else notiz dat dees r cheetaz?
Species identification FAIL.
Epic fail!
Top of the mark! First class work!