*pat*pat*pat*pat*pat*pat* *pat*pat*pat*pat*pat* Ah gud. U is awake. Iz Cheezburger time.
nope. mah face iz still asleep.
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Ai thort u’d nebber wayk up
well Catnaps ar berry berry nyce!!
Conga rat shue laycis Anni!
Ai broughed som Tea an scones an sordid sammiches – an de jug ob mimosas from de last fred…
Thx Nennepuss – dat wull keap mai strengf up till dinnur tiem!
Ur welcom!!!
Aim awf to famblee burfday dinner! Hubby katts aunt was 72 on friedegg – an we’re sillybrayting tuday!
a free koars meel awaikts – wif sordid caeks an cawfee afturwords – an soem meen cardplaying
Hubbeh katts aunt an unclol be oald seafarers wif de merchant marine – dey noes hao tu maek cocktails and play cards!!!
TTFN!
Enjoy teh partee Nennepus!
Hmmmmpp?? mmrbbllollll……znerk…… no I not awake…. goway…. i sleeeeping……zzzzzzzz….
du u now wut tiem it is!!!
Iz tiem to feed me! Silly qweschun.
ob corse… sawrie!!!
*gets a playte ob sordid samwichees an a big glass ob mimosa for Martoonie*
♠♣♥
an – btw – ai had noticed dat u beren heer! {{{{Martoonie}}}} and Mugglemary {{{{Mugglemary}}}}}
Fang kew Nennepus! An cheers! *clinkee glasses wiv nennepus* Ai’ll stay as lawng as ai can before teh innerwebs realises ai’m heer an frows me owt!
scarilee similar to *bat*bat*bat*bat*
What does u have against bats?
*wispers in case enyone batty is lissening*
it’s short for *hedbat*hedbat*hedbat*hedbat* !
O I C. Ai fort u wuz being bat-ist for a momint. Ai likes teh bats, dey’s kind ob kewt (yers ai kno ai’m wierd)
anyfin that eets moskeetoes, I am a BIG fan of!
and tehy is kinda cute, in a creepy batty way.
huzza and salute to the skeeter eeters. and the blackfly eeters anna deerfly eeters
Oh yesh. Bats an spiders are mai frenz.
Uh, nawt inna “ai lib in a crypt” kinda way.
DID EBERYBODEE C DA WITTLE BAT DAT TOOKDA RIDEON DA SPAYCSHUTTLE? HIMZ WAS CYOOT ! AN HOLDIN ON FER DEER LIFE !
What?? Where?? Wai?? Wehn??? ai mist it!!
yeah!! we wants to noe. put in a linky.
kplzthnxbai.
h ttp://news.aol.com/article/bat-on-space-shuttle/387332
Oh!
So sad.
but thanks, Tessm.
that maded mii sad tu, i thot maibii i wuz just bein hormonal
Ai haz a skared tu watch it, nawt want tu see bat on space shuttle. That just cannawt end well fur him.
ya ever had to chase one outta the house? them and owls are natures stealth-fighters. passed 6 inches from my right ear………and I never heard it.
when I wrked at a summer camp we wud occasshunally get one in one of teh cabins. If u really wanna laff, picture a cabin wif 6-9 girls (half of tehm on the top bunk and so verra close to teh open rafters) and a bat flying around inside wif them. I can almost hear teh screams to this day…
Ai jus sawed a bat flayinks past mai winders. Wierd.
Kitteh needs to tayk a tip form Simon’s cat an get a baysebal bat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
Ai lubs dat cat.
Bowt tym Simon maed anudder fillum, Ai finkso!
there are otters! u has not seen tehm?
youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg
put teh w’s in front of this one!
Laszt count, ai saw three ov them.
Yup, taht’s awl Ai’s seen; juss teh tree ob ‘em – tym fur Nummer Fore, Ai finkso!
Ohai, Ambercat… Mai, wut big eers U haz…
It’s Amber’s Eestah Bunnee owtfit!
Oh!!!!!! Ai’m in safari – an ai can see tehm too!!
An indeed!! Mai!! Waht beeeeeeg eerz yoo have! SO cyoot!!!
It’s cleerer in mai profyul, Ai fink
Yes!! Ai just went to luk!
Ai must hav a werd wof LCB! Ai want eers too – oar – purrhaps an eester nest awn ,ai hed?? Wif eggz an flours??
hee did wun at Xmas called “simon’s sister’s dog” as a beneift for teh RSPCA
Iz brekkiefast tyme… ewe needz tew bw awaik
hmm – u sleeped loanger dan u faught… It’s dinner thym akshulleh!!!
IZ berekkie tyme hear awn teh left coast olny seben fifteen AM…
kitteh fergot tew dew teh wisker *tikkletikkletikkle*, tahts haow mai girliez start owt. iffen ai manige tew ignor taht tehy moov awn tew teh *patpatpatpat*
An such bootimus wishers this kitteh has, tu! Wite wiskers awn blak kitteh… ai lubs this!!!!
mine start wif the whisker tickle and move to de purrin of de eyelids!
now dat really tikols!
Grrr, Ai posted a linkee to Simon’s cat – he gose a bit furver tahn juss patting! But werdpress eeted it – an Ai tuk teh h t t p orf an ebbereefing! Ah well, Ai’ll go start maykin teh bred for nekst weeeeek weeeek weeeeek. Mite mayk som cayks or cukkees too…
AI had a kat wunce dat would lik teh Ailids to wake me… dat wuz a weird feeeelink.
*majins de raspee feeling on eyelids…*
*nodnodnodnodnodnod*
Angel duz this! Nawt tu wake up, just coz!
Iz berry weerd feeling!
better that than teeth inna nostril………..just sayin’.
Oar kitteh-butt-onna-face. Nawt a nice way to wake up.
An ai speeks from eggsperiyents. Unforchewnitly.
Kitteh-butt-onna-face!!
Mai Barney duz it well!!
Anom!
Hoam-maid bred? Nom, nom, nom. Wut kind? Will u bring some to ICHC to share? (Pweez, oh pwetty pweez, wiv cheezburgers on tawp?)
Pah! Ai is owt ob bred flowr an iwll has to go shawpin. Enneewun want enneefing?
potato bread? or sourdough? or rye? or pumperknickel?
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*sigh* to be a bread-fiend is a terrible thing.
Ar yoo getting “self rizing?” annipuss sed yoo awl dont have teh “self rising” flowers!
Ai doan’t fink dat wuz me sed dat, Janet. We can haz self-rizin flower, but dat iz no gud fur bred – u haz 2 haz strawng (hi gluten) flower fur bred.
Ar corkuses have RISEN!!! (dare ai say “Hallee loo ya???)
An teh daffy dills ar awmost 6 inches hai – ober nite – it seems!
It iz amayzin haow kwikklee fingz cum 2 lief affer teh sno haz gon.
I love that one Amber!!
CAEK????? Did u say CAEK???!!!! Chonklit sponj wiv cawfee buttercreem icing an catbury’s buttons awn teh tawp, plz.
But don’t to go enny trubblol.
*snerk* Ai made som cawfee budder creem a cupple ob weeks ago – no caek, juss budder creem, an et it strate form teh bole! Oh teh jois ob bein singul!
*snerk* teh last tiem ai did dat wuz nineteen eighty sumfin…
*goes to luk for cawfee an icing shuggar an butter*
I am not shur dat it is up too snuff.
I finkso dat it needs too bee inspecktudd.
*donkee butts in and wigglols nose into teh bole*
Hey!!! Hoo left dis dawnkee in mai caekmix!!
Hay!! Hoo gottid cake mix on owr donkey?!?!
Pee ESs.. U fogottid teh frosting!! :snerk:
Goez looking to see if frosting iz reddy…
*cleans bowl wiv finger*
Whut frosting?
durn. Mah nose wur all reddeh to inspeck teh frosteeng.
*pets donkee’s nose*
Aw, nebber mind. U intrested in dis parfay ai just happen to has spare?
Kitteh nawt unnerstan Sundae mornin meenz sleep layt! Dey fink iz mai free day tu scritchez and lubz an cleen teh nastee box owt.
Happee Sundae tu awl aneewai!!
Awww…dat’s nice! Happy Sunday too u, too, Musicmom870!
*Comes runnin bery fast and SCREECHES to a stawp B4 slammin into teh sweet donkey* Ohai!!! Strokes looong sawft eerz an ties a yello velvit eester bow ‘rownd herz neck… *schmoo*
o mai!!
Good morneeng, mah wunnurrmuss fren. How u bee dis morning?
Happee Muvverz Day tu awl deh TTI Mommeez!!!
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I bringz u eech a big bookay uv springtime blossumz….. Dere b pan zeez adn tew lipz adn daffee dillz and crow cussez adn ly lox.
Happeh muvvers day!!!
{{{ muvvers uv awl sorts }}}
Yu awl full uv much win fur awl yu haz dunned fur yur kits, kids, kittehs, an uvver small dependints.
Fank u mai cween! It wuz lubblee dis mornin wen Ai wuz owt 2 see awl teh yunglings wiv bunchis uv flourz fur der mumcats!
Ai hope u got a bunch of fluorz, too! Iffn not, mabbeh mai gnu spring abatar has sum… if it shows up.
Ai got a card – Puddy_tat cudn’t cum heer dis weekend.
Mai nyoo spring bonnit tukk a liddle wile b4 it showd up.
But ai can sees it! Cattails obviously can see mai abatar as she awlready left a commint on my profile. Well, WP taykes its time, as ushual. But fanks for remindiyfing me it muvvering sunday in TTI.
I seez ur noo abatar, annipuss!!
Upfi, I kin seeing urz on deh ICHC profile, but not heer…. did u changing it on ur werdpress profile page, tu??
Ai can see it too – in safari.
But nawt in Fyrefaux. 
I can naat seez it in Esploder neever.. But,
I seed it on ur profile… SEW bootimus an….. SPRINGY!! 
How cud I dew dis stuffz too?? I reely need a neester bonnit!
TENSHUNS, PLZ!
In onur uv teh wun-week-owl birfday uv Eva teh Insayshabul, Eva teh Danjruslee Splortashus, Eva teh Teeny-Floofeh-an-Orinj, Eva teh Whirrld-Famus….
Ai iz habing a teeny birfday partee fur her, wif milkshakes, an cookies shayped lyk teeny bebbeh bottuls, an partee hats wif picshurs uv Eva awn tehm.
*dans dans dans wifahappeh*
Happy wun week week week birfday, Eva teh kewtilishus!
you are made of much WIN. well done, verrah well done.
awww, a partee, yay! *putz awn partee hat*
ai brot Eva a lil hoodie swetter lyke in teh ‘mai gramma maid it’ lol tew halp hurr stai warmz.
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=gramma
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hoap it wil sho up!
Linkee camed up weerd (well, it IZ weerd pretzel)
Tihs pic be teh wun yu meening, aifinkso.
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-gramma-madez-it/
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That wud keeping her nice an cozee! Her awlways complayns when we taek her owt uv heeted bed fur potty an milks.
oops, fankee pk! ai uzed teh tag clowd tew findz it sew it showd awl teh wunz taht caim up in teh serch, butt teh wun ai meened shud haz showd at teh bottom uv taht paige.
Aneewai, Eva wud luk sew sweet in teh lil swetter!
*duz a bery gennle waltz an sway wif Eva, rokin hur tew sleepz*
*runs in late to teh birfday partee*
*brings a teensy tinee extra sooper sawft little blanket for Eva*
umm… it’s a birfday partee? Whare’s the caek???
Caek! *smaks forehed* Ai gnu ai waz furgetting sumfing!
*pulls owt cellfone an cawls NOMS*
Hallo, NOMS? Yu can be delibering a birfday caek, plzkthx?
Wun wif a teeny orinj kittin awn it…
no, nawt a reel wun, draw it in isning.
Aidunno hao big, maek it big an we can haz leftobers…
kthxbai!
Happee Birfday baybeh Eva!!!
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*Handz owt 1950z bavving kapz tu awl deh peepz going tu luk at Eva
Ai putted this wun awn teh preveious thred – butt ai dont think enewun saw it!
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An awwwwwwwww. Wun week awld. Wehn wun iz awnlee a week awldm ebree hour counts!
*sings*
♫♫ Happee Birfday to yoo
♥ Happee Birfday to yoo ♫♫
♥ Happee Birfday deer teenie tiney ♥ Eva ♥
♥ Happee Birfday to yooooooooooo ♫♫
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Schmooz to littlol Eva!!!
Eeep, sowree ai misst it!
Multitasking, ai duz it badly!
Fankees, Janet! An ebreewun! Fur ebreefing!
We knows yoo haz teh bizzee rite nao!!!
Lukking after Eva, duing londree fur Eva, basik care fur uvver kittehs, ekstra care fur uvver kittehs whu haz a jellus, classes, hoamwurk, okkashunalee eet an sleep an showr an du hyoomin londrees. LOL Plus steeling time tu be wif teh moast awsumist (an furgibbing) frenz in teh whirrld, a bit erratiklee!
Ai dunno hao ai gunna eber get cot up awn howsewurks!
But, az long as we nawt getting unsanitaree fings, kittehs be much moar importint tehn howsewurks.
fanks cween, i needed taht. soo fyoo brayn cells left, gotta portekt eech wun!!
OMG ur gonna need Xkra strenf bavin kapz. Teh toe pads!! CChelp mii, teh toe pads are pinkeh adn kyoot adn dare killin me!!
yaay parti fur little tini Eva! I bring her a tini stuffed teddi bear tu snuggle wif wyle sleepin
Happee burfday, bebbeh Eva, Tinee Princess of Kyootness! And congrajumalikations to PK and Seanya for being teh bestest substitoot kitteh parints ebber!
happy wun-week-burfday sweet liddle eva! yoo are lukky to hab such a gud mommeh an daddeh taking kare ob yoo, i hope yoo grow up big an helfy and strong!
heerz a very gentul happee burfday for liddle eva!! hur alreddy haz teh bestest gift, p-k an seanya to taking such gud kare ob her!! heerz a extry-speshul swish ob teh burfday wand for growing up helfy an strong!
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I lik da patpatpat tekneek. I shak my hed an mek my tag noyse untel she mak wakup noyse an opin she eyez. Then I lookz vwery n-o-centz. O ar yu awek to? How bot sum breakfas?
lol. wun ob my kittehs tries to shred teh side ob teh mattress. teh ovver yowls reely lowd in my eer, tehn triez to nokking teh lamp off teh bedsied tabul. all very effektib methods.
Teh toe-nommin-at-teh-ungodlee-howr is awlso bery effectib. Nuffin liek sharp teefs in ur toe to get u owt ob bed wiv a kwikness. Ob corse, kitteh had NUFFIN to do wiv teh toe nommin, just happened to be heer at teh end ob teh bed, but seein as ur up now… must be tiem for a snak?
Mai kitteh Tiger (across the bridj) liked to patpatpat my eyelashes to waik me up in teh mornin–verree carefulllleee, no pointy enz, just floofy tips of toes touchin eyelashes–adn he had to be verree verree close to see what he was doing, so when ai would open my eyes, his big ole kitteh fais was about 6 cm from my nose…made me jump, taht did…(oo dots)
Very very happy for Eva …so proud of her for fighting the odds. P-K says I can be allowed to come to the party if I be good and don’t embarrass her, so I grab a coloured drink that matches loud 80′s hawaian shirt, slipped on a generic lampshade over head and stands in the corner – resisting urges to head bang and other embarrassing type dancing from 80′s – just enjoying this (now little bit spiked) fruity drinks and feeling good about all the good words cheese peeps (her fan club) are saying about the cute baby girl …
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(P-K going to thump me with pillow after this post LOL)
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-Seanya … BTW … See the videos and feel free to leave messages on Youtube. More activity there, the more activity she (and cheeseburger as there are good links for new people to find ichc). Also – my “notes” on youtube are different than what is found in the blog (another good reason to visit, you get to see what I am saying … ok ok not an amazing reason, but trying to raise youtube visability LOL)
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“Party on Wayne” … “Party on Garth”
WP seems tu haz desyded nawt tu thred this, altho aifinkso it belonging up a lil wif Eva’s birfday partee.
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*wud hedbat Seanya, ‘sept that him just runned awf fur Eva’s feeding, so him haz temporaree immunitees*
u not planning on voting him off deh eye land, r u?
*giglol* Nah, ai need him tu kittin-sit whyle ai in class.
Sush a bootiful bebeh..PK.. U an Seanya R doing a wunnerful jawb bean foster mommeh an daddeh… Fanks muchly for teh video…
but but but — whut iz rong wiv teh 80′s?????
Nawt a fing… much uv teh moosik in this partmint iz 80s… him iz being berry berry silleh tuday.
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(aifinkso Eva may haz caused a splort inside his braynium whair ai nawt see it, ur sumfing
Sownds lyk a kew fur a alfamabettikul list to me:
Avriss seen as a vertyoo, nawwt a vyse
Big hayr
Conflikt in teh Falklands
D…
Dee Eye Ess See Oh
Ellen (Sue)
Frilly shirts
G…
Grown-ups ternd owt to be rite ahfter awl, as Ai bekaym wun
Haus pryses boomed and busted
I…
I will surbibe, hey hey
Just say No! (tu drugs – say YES! to hairstylin producks)
Kajagoogoo
L…
Lycra
Maekin yur Mynd Oop!
Nana nah nah Hey he-e-ey Gu-udby
O…
Oh u fink ur going owt liek dat? Well ai don’t finkso Missy!!! Go to ur room!!!
Pleezpleezpleezpleez can ai go owt to see Dewran Dewran?
Quit laffin at me, footless tites is teh KEWL.
R…
Rararararara skurts
Sox wiv stillettoes
Tys wiv peeano keebords awn tehm
Ultravox: VEEEYENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*breev*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
psst, Ambercat – u forgot teh “R” !!!
So –
Red balloons – ninety nine ob dem
S
T
U
V
Wedge haircuts (remember dem?)
XRay Spex
Y Liner (blak an lawts ob it)
Zebra! (wiv padded showlders)
Oh – u did nawt forget teh “R”. It wuz hidin. Uh…don’t mind me. Ai wuz nebber here.
Pique a Boo! Icey YOO!!
Oh mai! Ai haz such a happee wehn Ambercat an Martoonie ar heer together!
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lol, sownds liek many band & myoozik dept. parteez i wented to in kollij (1980-1984)
Don’t tell anybuddy, but ai still has a pot of body glitter sumwehr…
ai nose u wants 2 sleep, butt mai needs r more important than ur wantz. iz tyme 2 fink ub obbers.
O hai, Kat! I just maded a tutorilol video on how to change ur name on ur WP account. U was my inspiration for that.
Click my bloo name to see it, then look under “Tutorilols” on teh lefthand side. Is last one on list.
fanks 4 ur halp, LCB. mai computer can b berry slow, but aill tri agen. ai nao c y nawt maniee people lyke teh WP!
That’s why I does teh tutorilols, to make WP a little less pleh to deal wif.
do u know hao ai can change mai pikture? ai changed eat on mai ichc profile, but eat still nawt cume up rite.
Gots tu changing it in yur WP profyle.
thatz teh prublum! teh WP iz nawt lettin me change eat. nawt no y.
I has a tutorilol for that! Click my bloo name again, look at the list on teh left. Is teh first one under “Tutorilols”.
* hydes link tu “Hedbat Tootooreeul” wib a kwikness *
O u silleh piggeh. That tutorilol is broadcasted 24/elebenty on teh LCB Channel.
U knewed that. U has a talk show onnit, rember?
“Teh Weeek Weeek Weeeek in Review wif GP”
Oh yesh yesh yesh!!! but but but teh nyce telebizhun ppl sed taht ai wus teh foto genetic oar sumfing… dey sed “GP, yu is gonna be a HYOOGE star! Wii does nawt let LCB oar Mick awn teh show cos, well, yu nose wai…”
U knoes, piggeh, sometimes u is teh meaner than u mean to be.
EEP! Ai is teh sry. Ai does nawt mean tu be teh mean, iffn yu nose whut ai means?
*sniff* Well, ok.
Anyways, ur just teh jellus because u doesn’t has teh dulcet-tones like I doesn. STN
Tihs is teh troo… Nao, mebbeh ai kin maek eet up tu yu sumhao?
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Hmm… whut yu wud liek?
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plzdonutsai”singmeasongGP,anycewon”omccplzdonut
How bout a nice glassa wine and… recite me a poem.
Only does it in interpretamative dance, plz.
*sits back to watch teh hilarities ensue*
Yoo dont laik to sing??? Oar iz this teh sayme az when yoo tell LCB taht she jz NWT, under ENE circumstances tell hur NAWT to doo sumthing???
Did u see whut I dids there, Janet? *snikkers*
* has a confoosed *
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Hmm… otay, ai mite du sumfing fur yu awn teh neckst lol. MITE.
I’ll be here, not holding my breffs.
* holds LCB’s breffs in wib a pillol *
*flails arms and legs, kicks GP — totally on accident u unnerstand — rite in teh pork scratchings*
Owchie – dat’s gotta hurt.
*puts ears bac an hisses at computer fur bein so
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eat nawt lettin’ me watch tutorilols! sumfin wrong wiff teh adobe flash player oar sumfin lyke dat.
U needs to update ur Flash player.
OR, u can go to youtube / lolcatburglar (remove spaces around teh slash) and watch them there.
Youtube . com / lolcatburglar wifout spaces, that is.
otay, ai will twi taht l8r. thkx 4 awl ur halp, LCB.
{{{LCB}}}
Ai gots tu go nao… need tu trai tu cleen up and cleen owt an jenralee cleen teh sekkund bedruum in owr partmint. Older kids want a Eva-free spayse rite nao… in a cupple weeks, Eva will need a older-kid free spayse biggurer than her currint howse!
*luks at ruum an shudders*
Mebbe ai can gib away lots uv stuffs. Like, ebreefing. Eksept teh kittehs, an teh fings teh kittehs wud get mad at me fur gibbin away.
Oh, ai am just dredding this… but gots tu get tu it.
Ai see yu laytur, unless ai gets losted in teh mess an cannawt find way back!
jus realized sumfing. dis frum kameras view. dis is tuxiekitteh self portrait. kitteh figgued out dat kamers makes noises and stuff when hooman puses buttons on top. kitteh figgued dat out.
silly kitteh. we’re supposed to pat pat YOUR head.
wayt, iz plaes muh ordur.. *finks for a wyl*
i can has cheezburger, cheezburger, cheezburger, cheezburger…
and no wants coek, pepsi!
WOOO! i got a front page! *victory dances*
This is SO my cat!
iz always cheezburgr time baybeh!
i can’t understand what you ppl are saying XD