iz on ur dock untiein ur boat
maek sur 2 haz ur floatiez on.
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kitteh needz tuna boat
tuna boat is for play
Ai doan’t want u 2 go `wai wivowt me
Nawt to fawl in teh watur tho
OwLOL can go awn his oen!
IZ hiz bowt pea-green?
Ai dunno butt (!) Ai’ll swop yu tihs fyv pownd noet fur som hunny ‘n’ munny
Conga ratz Ululations Rosina and Annipuss ewe can pics teh dwinks an danzs
fankeez catslave! hao bowt teh lurvlee sundae sham pain bruntsch? smoakt sammun, baykun adn aygz, crabcaykz, shrympeez, nuff fur ebreebuddee, adn teh *plennee* sham pain tue goa rownd…
*holds owt playt*
Sownds yummy tummy tastic! Ai’s reddy fur sekkund brekfust, to gib me teh enerjee to takkul teh howsewerk
*holds owt glass* Shampayn, u say? Hao cornveeniyunt, dat ai has a thirsty just wehn u has teh shampayn! Ai’ll bring teh leftowver homemade lasagne from last nite (ai bery slitelee obercatered, an ai finkso we will be eating lasagne for teh rest ob teh week week week) and sum homemade oatmeal and mango cookeez. An ai will also bring mai laundree in case ennybuddy feels liek irnin tuday.
for lasagne and oatmeal cookies? hmmmm……red wine for the lasagne and cawfee for afters with the cookis and ya gotta deel.
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just hand me the iron.
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handle first this time.
Irining dan?
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Did you just volunteer to be a YNG???
if one is to omit the Y (I don’t EVEN make the qualifications) and the N while we are at it (don’t wanna put peeps off thier feed) then there are many thing I’ll do for oatmeal cookies, even more so that a Dr. Pepper.
ooOOoo.
*files away this informashun for future ref*
Ifinkso you’re Y enuf dan!!
How about a Semi Young Kilted Guy??
Wud that werk for you?
It wud really werk for me….
Ooh yes! Ai has a HYOOOOJJ pyul ob crumpld cloves, juss wayting fur teh irnin – wehre is awl teh YNGs wen yu need tehm?!
Get ur own! Ai has dan awlreddy for teh bery reasonablol price ob lasagne an cukkies an red wine an cawfee!
ya gotta deal.
Woo hoo!!!! Plz nawt to spill teh red wine awn the cleen white sheets tho, kthx.
what? me? waste wine?
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never happen.
good man.
Meh, Ai fink Ai’ll stik wiv Danyul Crayg – wiv or wivowt tynee speedos…
Butt… (he he)… is he any good at irnin?
Hoo cayrs!
Ai see ur point.
ooooh, yummy! mai ai haz a mimosa? gotta haz taht vitamin c (an teh shampayne duz nawt hurt eiver!)
ohai bf! mimosa sowndz dreemy. *squeezeesqueez teh ornj (nawt poyzin) joose inna frawstee pitchure. addz plennee shampayn.” heer, bf — iz teh *sooper* mimmosa! imjoi!
Thx Catslave – Ai juss had breffuss, so a cawfee fur me pls!
ai gotsa go nytenyte nao — fankeez awl!
Sleep tite rosinawilson!
*ahem* *cleers throt*
Gud morning! Ai’ve bin meening to say this fur sum taim nowm but wuzn’t shur hao.
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Furst – catslave. Taht wuz verree kind ov yoo to offer teh dirnks an danses – an ai KNOW yoo think tath iz waht we do heer. And indeed, it seems to hav become that.
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BUT – wehn we started doing this, we didn nawt ask teh celebrettees waht tehy wanted. We just throo teh partee fur them – and teh danses. Menee peepl hav no idea waht they mite laik fir danses – oar ene kind ov a celebrayshun. So we dint maek tehn do it. WE did teh hard werk, as it were.
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An (pleeze pardon mee, annipuss an rosina fur using yoo as eggsamplols heer) – but annipuss she’s had hur brekkies – an rosinawilson iz going out – so – no partee!
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Tiz a far bedder thing just to DO it. We hav had awl kinds ov partees amd evenst – “teh Come as Yoo AR,” teh Velcro Wall, teh Conga Lion, teh Bunnee Hop – ai mite eben modestlee refer yoo to “Teh Souper Market Danse” which ai did sum taim ago.
We’ve dun minuets, chiken dans. . .awl kind ov things. But we shudn’t ask teh purrson being celebrayted waht to do. Itz, ai think, to big ov a burdon.
Itz Sundae morning (fur sum ov us!
) Bound to bee a littlol slow! S0 a reelee gud thing mite be teh ebber popular “Come az yoo ar.”
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Sum may nawt know. . .Yoo say waht yoo ar waring – an tehn yoo bring an yummee contribushut to teh Brunch!! An partee iz awlreddi started becuz rosinawilson browted awl theze freshly sqozed mimosas!!! GRATE start.
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Ai’ll start! So yoo can see hao it goez.
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Ai’m waring mai floofee bloo an whyte robe, mai whyte wif bloo/floured nitegown an mai blak fuzzee slippurs.
An ai’ll bring sum fresh hawt coffee (maed wif freshly ground beens – mai Hochland wuns). creem an milk, demarara shugar, cubez, an splenda. An sum milka choklit to sahve into yur cawfee. An sum nice hawt raspberrie scones fur starters.
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Pleez put ebreething awn teh tayblol ober there awn teh left. Teh wun wif teh yellow and bloo tayblol cloth.
ai brings sum peech kobbler bekaws its always time for dessert!
ai has on wai two big white tee shirt (good four spilling teh bleech on), trakk pantz wif bleech stanes on em, lands end sneekers an halloween blakk cat sox. tippikal werk clothes fur a care gibber!
an ai goes hoem soon! yay!
Fanks Janet *Hugs*
I wud lurve a cup ob cawfee plz. Can’t eet anovver fing at teh momunt…I hadded a Mcdonnulds breffist brot to me in bed tihs mornin.in honner ob Muvvers day.An a huuuge boks ob Thorntons Chokklits
I still in mah Pj’s…cerise Top wiv blak kitteh wearin a dimund nekklace.Underneef teh kitteh it sez..
“What part of Meow don’t you understand?”
the bottums is blak wiv pinkee toepad prints awn.
The hows e is silent..Mr T.M has taked teh tiddlypeeps to Town.
I will go owt later awn, but fer nao I is enjoin mah Cheezfrenz cumpnee an teh sunshine streemin fro teh windoes.
*Puts a plate ob Marmite toast awn teh tablol*
*steps sharplee back from teh Marmite* Dat stuff is ebil, u knows. Ai’m in cut off chinos an flipflops an a swirly (nawt skwirly) blu an blak short sleeved cotton top becaws it is SUMMER (nrly – has nawt rained for elebenty days an teh sun is owt), nicelee acksessorized by tabby floof from mai noo bff mysterytabbehkitteh hoo came bai dis mornin while ai wuz sittin owtside an sed “Ohai! Pet me. Nao. Mai floofy belleh, let me show u it.” Kitteh wuz bery BERY floofy. And nao, so am ai.
Hintseadentally, if u is wondrin why ai is nawt heer so mush dese days (or maybe u had nawt notissed? *sob*) it is becaws teh innerwebs hates me. Ai can luk, but ai cannawt post – ebery time ai posts a commint, teh internet crashes froo teh floor. Is bery frustratin so ai has become a bit of a “hit an run” poster, and am locked in a battlol of wills wiv teh pyooter. So far, teh pyooter is winnin. Mai payshunse, let me OH FOR THE LUB OB COD, WUT IS TEH MATTER WIV U, INTERNETS????!!!!!
Ai get frown orf teh innerwebs repeetiddly too. Is ok fur a wyul, an Ai fink it’s awl bedder, tehn it freezes an fawls daon gose boom. An Ai start again, and it freezes an fawls daon gose boom. An Ai start again, and it freezes an fawls daon gose boom. An Ai start again, and it freezes an fawls daon gose boom. An Ai start again, and…..yu get teh pikchur!
Mai Firefox gits de freezes fairleh oftin tu – wen aim in cheezeland…
Iffun aim not – den it’s awl ok!!!
*pondurs on dat… mebbeh we shud tell de big cheese???*
Yesh, it onlee happens to me here, too. Ai’m yoosin internet exploder, but ai also use opera an it happens wiv dat wun too. Maybe teh cheez is cloggin up teh wires or sumfin?
Ai kno Ai has to dleet fyuls at leest wunse a dai, sinse Ai started plain heer – an taht’s eben tho Ai onlee plai at hoem; stoopy werk no lets me plai awn ICHC. Myndyoo, it is pritty hard to balanse teh laptawp awn mai handel bars, wen Ai is sycling….!
Ooh – mimosas!!
I am strawlling in wif de strypeh top an strypeh socks an black pants – very casual, but wif my pretteh cloats waiting foar me – we’re going tu Kitteh aunts burfday dinner in haffanour…
Ai bring tu de tablol (pretty tablol cloff!!! very springgy!) leftober hoam made pizza, grape joose an a pot ob fresh maed tee – rooibush wif banilla!
Is 3 pm heer in oslo – so aill stick to de tea for nao!
fangkew, JCH4K!
I’m nawt a noobee, but am nawt an oletimer either an ai didz nawt no tihs. ai takes sum breekkies, an will do a liddel soft shoo in rosi an anni’s onner!
aive been awai becaws ai had another big sad (Feb. in Minneesnowta is alwais grim) an jus nuffin was funnee. Mai resident hoo wuz up all nite driving me crazee ended up being hospitalized an passed away earlee ier in teh munth. un forchunatlee tehr are more residents lined up waiting to get in.
Eva’s brudder’s storee made me sob uncontrollablee so ai nose aim still frajile. glad tew be bakk!
{{{{{{{{mugglemary}}}}}}} So sorree fur teh problims! Ai noe waht it iz to bee fragile. It haz bin neerlee nine munths since teh deths ov mai BFF an mai Mom, an ai am awnlee just nao recovering. Fur teh lawngest taim it seemed, ai thot ai had laset mai funnee furebber!! But aim moastlee OK nao again.
Aim awf to Buffalo! LOL!! 
Ai think ai furgotted hao to do it! Taht luked kinda odd to me!
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But yur job iz such a tuff wun – an come wif bilt-in sorrow. But it needs to be dun, an yoo know hao much we awl admirez uoo taht yoo CAN do it!
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An nao – ai will joyne yoo in teh liddel sawft shoo!
Ummmmm *shufful shuffle step step*
*step step shufflul shuffel shuffel* an WHEEEEEEEEE
Joyne mee in having sum moar ov these delishisn (AND nootrishus) mimosas???
Ohai! Fur Eva fans: yessurday ebening’s update, pics an bideos was posted last nyt.
Plz tu ware teh purrtekshun… oh, teh pinkee toes, so tiny!
Yu gno teh drill: clikkee teh bloo name tu see.
*goes bak tu bed nao fur cupple owrs*
*pawsis tu luk back at teh boat kitteh*
Happeh bootimus kitteh — ai lubs tabbehs!
Otay, seeing yu in a lil whyle! kthxbai
WARNING!! WARNING!!! MAJOR SPLORT WARNING!!!!
This is nawt a drill!! Teh pinkee toez! Teh pinkee noze!!
pleez tew uze eggstra protexshuns an ware ur HGGs er peril sensitive sunglasses befor viewin tihs sweet bebeh! shee iz teh dangeeruslee cayuute!!!
*gentle shmoos an snorgles tew bebeh Eva*
OMCC, ai reelyzed a few minnits ago whyle feeding Eva: according tu best estimate uv birf time…
in abowt a nowr, Eva will be wun week owld!
*happeh dans dans dans*
Preddy suun her will haz opin eyes, an her trai soooo hard to walk up awn her feets lyk big kitteh insted uv crawling… *sigh* Tehy gro up so fast!
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*gigglol* When ai washing her face aftur teh eetings, ai can awlmost heer her saying, “Halp, halp, ai beeing represst!” Her yells lyk iz teh Spanish Inkwizishun ur sumfing…
But. . .but. . .NO wun especkts teh Spanish Inquisishun!!
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An awwwwwwwww. Wun week awld. Wehn wun iz awnlee a week awldm ebree hour counts!
*sings*
Happee Birfday to yoo
Happee Birfday to yoo
Happee Birfday deer teenie tiney Eva
Happee Birfday to yooooooooooo
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Schmooz to littlol Eva!!!
*clappety clappety clapp wif floofeh pause!!!*
) an floofeh – mebbeh dats wut Eva will luk liek?!!?) 
*dansetty dansetty danse on floofeh pause!!!*
Ai sekund dis wif awl my heart!!!
(Ai just putted nu pictures ob Buster kitteh – hes orinj (nawt poisin
Squeeeee!!!!!! Eva is teh kewtest fing ai’v seen awl day! Plz to giv her a bery gentlol baby snorgle for me.
Awl rite! Awl rite!! Ahm throwin u teh rope, geez!
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*throws both ends ov teh rope*
kitteh wunners whai sumwun mooved perficklee gud skritchin poast neer teh (shudder) watter an attached boat. nawt need or want! moove awai frum teh watters!
Eggzactly!
Mt McKinley!
*juss so yu kno tihs is a test!*
Phbbbbt!
Diddunt werk
Amber has put awn bunnee eers, reddy to Spring into Summer, bai ai ob eestah, but tehy is nawt shoin oop yet. And yes, Ai has eeted mai cukkies an dleeted mai fyuls an refreshd (well, wyped rownd wiv a damp cloff!)
Ai HTINK aimite hav taken awf mai hat! LCB did it fur mee, but told me ai had to go toan log in an awt ov WP. Itz a bit hard, becuz ai awlwaiz furgit hao!!
She sed she wuz gonna maek me doo teh neggst wun bai mice elf!!! 
Wun ov hur toot orioles tellz us hao, she sed. Ai guess it wud bee a gud test if ai cud AKSHULEE do it! 
But ai just did it!
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So iz mai hat goen???
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Ai can see yur de-hatted pikchur, butt Ai still carnt see mai bunnee eers, eben tho Q can! Ah well, nao Ai kno it is juss WeirdPress, messin wiv mai hed, Ai can ignor it and it can sho oop in its oen gud tym!
An rite awn kew (or is taht “Q”?!) teh bunnee eers appeerred!
In safari, mai hat iz goan. But ai still don’t see yur bunnie eers. But tehy will shurlee sho oop evenchewalee!
Tehy awlsaiz do.
Hi Janet!
I’ve discovered that I have to delete the cheeseburger grabbatars and cheeseburgercookies in explorer as well – to see all the chaynjis…
Butt (!) Ai canz c teh bunnee eeeeeerz!
Yoo can???? ai can’t! Do ai still hav awnmai hat???
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Think ai’ll switch to safari an see if itz werking there!
i no has fish, u no has fish.
Sail away, sail away, sail away!
sail away wif me hunney – I put may hart in ur paw..
I finkso I heer Enya.
*nodnod* Berry relaksing eerwurm, ai haz wun!
Yep, that’s the one I gotz in my earz
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Sittin on teh Dock ov teh Bay
Untyin yor boat so it sails away…♫♫
LOL!! Yoo ar SOOOO teh best an ai hart yoo a lot!!
Awwwwwwwww
I ♥ Yoo too,Janet *Hugs an Schmoos*
Kome sale awai
Kome sale awai
Kome sale awai wif meee….
**Red day-dreemz of bein awn bote inna middlol of noware wif YNG**
♫ Twenny siz myles akross teh see…
Santa CAT-alina iz waiting for meh.. ♫
**Sitz beside Red … mimosa???** *sip sip*
Bye, goggie!
Hoap u kno hao to drive bote!
*snerk*
goggie asleep inna stern, kitteh has keys
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a kittehs rebenge can be subtle.
*ahem*
Ar yoo STLL up? oar did yoo just GET up. Enewaym there’s nice fresh cawfee an mimosas an. . . tidmum browted sum Marmite toast!! 
Hai, shd! Ar yoo an ambercat coming to teh “Come Az yoo Ar” brunch??? Itz kinda urlee fur yoo. . .
Ooh yes; Ai is in mai “Ah shoot, Ai spose Ai’s bedderer cleen teh haus” cloves – hooddee wiv bleech an hare dy stains, swet pants wiv teh hoels, hares still screwed oop awn tawp ob mai hed form last nyt. An Ai is bringin leftobers form mai Chy knees taykaway, yestermaday!
Yoo reelee ar in a partee mood, aren’t yoo!!
Hmmmmmm Chy kneez takaway frum yesterday! *sniff sniff*
Waht izzit????
Eggflydlys, chikkinchowmane; wun peese ob sesme prorn toste anna pork bawl
iffen I gotta eat tha’ marmite, I’m gonna need some a STRONG cuppa tha brown stuff (Yorkie Gold for preference)………….but a mimosa chaser wouldn’t go far wrong *big grin*
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I’m house/pet sitting again, so here I is, rumpled and covered in various shades of dog hair (there is an 80 pounder who thinks she is a lap dog), with a vicious case of “couch-head” (I slept onna couch, so it follows)
Stoopi weird press. Taht commink wuz ‘pozed to go somewhere else. Way up fred for where ambercat was talking
Miss Chif kitteh is Miss Chiffing
*romps wifakwikness into Cheezland. SKREEEEE goes teh brakes as Q swurvs to avoyd crashing into the crowd owtsied NOM, weighting to have brunches
*climbs owt of 1990 Miata, wiv rusting rocker panels
Ohai! Nawt been ’round much for sebral daze. Hao be evre1? Did I heer sumfing ‘bowt mimosas sumwair furver up fred? NE left for late comers?
Plenttee fur ebreewun an tehy will last awl day!
Janet!!!
U onleh has 4 kittehs in Safari!!!
I save u, Mr. Dock
Boat no attak u no more