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i know dat file wuz in here somewhere
picture: Lilbenne. lol caption: Peach Tee
I jess gotz 2 luk hardur…
…adn dig deeper….
*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*dig*
*pop*
(datz uh lawtta diggin)
Ohai! Y iz evvyboddee tawkin Chyneez?
Ni hao, Aahz!
Ni hao, nightshayde! Ni shenti hao ma?
*blink* *blink*
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*smile*
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*nod*
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Um … wut?
O, 4 sum reezun I thotted U mite b teh speekin Chyneez…
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Dunno Y I thotted that…
Ai wuz – but “ohai” iz abowt all ai kin manage.
Ohai, NS! Hao yu feelingz tuday?
Datz watt I askted herz, but herz nawt b unnerstandin me…
Mebbe hur nawt unnerstanding me, eever. *giglol*
{{{{{NS}}}}} Plz tu be feeling bedderer!
*gigglol*
Ai iz feelin beddur, fankies! (boaf u & Aahz)
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Ai iz atwerk today & ai haz a lawt to doing — datz y ai iz poppin in & owt uv heer.
Oooh – ai just reeded abowt yer bebbeh kittehz. Sry abowt teh boikat – but ur rite … beddur to go peacefully in a saef warm loving environment than jus abowt enny uvver way. Plz to giving Eva liddul skritches & cuddlols frum hur virtual auntie Nightshayde!
Will du!
*digg* Oooops! Dat wun’s marked down.
YAY!! Fer Aahz!!! I duz a dans in ur onner… A liddlol filing muzik, maestro!!
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L iz fur deh way u lukz at mii … tapppity tap tap
O iz fur deh onlee wun I sea!! … tipity tap, tap tap.
V iz verry very Eggstraw ordinary!! …. tap, tap, tappity tap tap!
E iz Eben moar … tipity tap, tap tap
dan enneewun dat u adore kud … tap, tap,
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Lubz iz awl dat I kin gibz tu u … tappity tap tap
Lubz is moar dan just a game fur tew …. tap, tap, tappity tap tap!
Tew in lubz kin make it … tipity tap, tap tap
Takez mai hart adn pleez dont bork it .. tap, tap,
Lubz wuz made fur mii adn u!! ….Jazz handz!!
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*klappity klapz floofee pawz*
Yay 4 cweenmj!!1! Is sew wunnermuss! Fanky 4 da grate fylin mew-zik!
*bowz tu deh grate Aahz.
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It b sew niez tu habbing u bak, pal!!
{{{{cweenmj}}}}
I z grate beein bak, ur Majistee!
Um, sorree bowt mai pore ettykit — I nawt b spowsta huggin Cweenz, but mebbe U kin mayk uh sepshun…
I akksept ennee adn awl huggz….. i b berry informal, u noez.
*pownse*
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
*hedbonk*
*runs awf tu luk intu sumfing supperish*
*sneekz up bhind PK adn pushingz her intu sumfing supperish*
*runzawaywifaswiftnessez
Ack! Ai drowning in chunkee beef soops!!!!!
Mmmmmm…. beef soops…. *nomnomnom*
fangks fur helping mai fweind teh udder dai… ai was werking on mai papur as well an wasnt on berry much
No problem! Schmoo.
ai need to organize….
But kittehs be nachural DISorganizurs….
ai NAWT kitteh ai wulf!!!!!1!!!
Mebbe U wuz fyld unner K instid uv W…?
wif mai organizashun skills probliee
Sowree, wulfie… aifotso yu waz saying what the kitteh in pic waz finking.
{{{wulfie}}} Aifinkso wulfs be bedderer organizurs tehn kittehs.
eaz ok p-k
{{{p-k}}}
Iz under “N” fur “NOM?”
Mebbe “G” fur “GONE?”
Purrrrrrhaps “F” fur “FUZZEH?”
Mebbe undur “M” 4 “Missin Fylz”…
Noe, M is fer Misselanyus! (It wuz in teh sistum Ai had 2 sort owt!)
O, liek puttin evvyfing unner “F” 4 “FYLZ”?
Oar L fer letturs!
Oar “P” 4 “Paypurrz”…
Or “WPB” for….Anyone?….Anyone….?
Izzat uh Monty Python ref?
Whatwould Paul Bunyando?
Weedonby Pit Bulls?
Waste Paper Basket?
Dinggdingdingding!!!
Krect arnser! Wot do yu chews as yur pryz?
I chews on some nibbles served by YNGs. kthx
is yu chewin awn teh nibbuls or teh yung nekkid gy?!
“Wayst Paypurr Baskit”? I thotted dat wuz teh RFC – “Rownd Fyl Cabnit”
aka File 13
Dats teh big fylin bocks fur ebbrifing u can’t fink us a plaes fur, Ai fink, Ambercat!
“S” fur “Sleepeh?”
A for horses
B for lamb
C for yerselves
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D fan Dum
E fur…
Red at werk.
Wen ai werked in a noffiss, Ai inherritid a fylin sistum ware a lettur frum Bernard Smith Ropewerks, mite haz bean fyled unner B, S oar R!
Wii has ober 7,000 files to deel wif.
Dis moarnin, I sware I luuked lyk dis kitteh! A co-werker cud nawt fynd a sertin fyle an asked me to halp hur.
I did find it.
Dey nawt cawl me “Teh Blud-hownd” foar nuffin!
Yew finds Blud
Am Librarian 4 brass band. Ai complaind dat nowun kept music in alfabet order so ai cud find mewsic in hurry. so mai fellow-toooba palyer sawted his mewsic into alfabetical order -bai compowser!! So he felt gud and ai still cudnt faind it!
Juss liek mai fylin sistum
eaz BETTur dan mine!!!1!!
ai has no filin system
I can haz uh PYLIN sisstum!
yepper twe dat, pylin an throwin in teh floar at randoom
hay — u stoaled mii weigh ub filin!!
ai deed nawt…
an een mai locker eez so bad dat teh papurs takes up a quarter ub the lokker, an dey eaz nao box shapped…
Ahhhh… Jest like mii dauter’s bakish pak… It ways elebenty meelion pounds cuz she nebber taks da papers out, dey just get smooshed in da bottum!
ai haz teh clipbord wif teh papurs holder eenside eat, ai uset tew yews eat fur teh blank papurs, nao eaz so ful ob teh non blank wuns ai cant feet teh blank wuns eean eatt
LOL! Rimynz me uvva oald kawmickle strip kawldid “Shoe” win Shoe askted da Perfesser haow himz gotted awl da paypurrz 2 stik on himz bullytin bored. Perfesser anserd, “8-inch thumtax!”
Aold swip?? Shoe stiilz in da SheeCaGo Triibunee
Yeh, tiz, but da wun I b tawkin bowt wuzza lawng tym agoe…
Mai desk iz liek a bolcano – fings bild up til dey erupt awl ober teh plaes
Yesh — Mii desk iz lik a arc ee logical dig — I noses wear to look furr sumptink buy howz long ago it wuz puttz der. Each laaer iz a differnt ee-on
Yu been spai-ing awn mai partmint? Hole playse be lyk this…
hey PK how iz Eva..i watched her new bidio tudai her lukz realli helthy
Speshullee her lungs… when her fuds runs owt. LOL Aifinkso she trai yu yell lowd enuff tu tell naybors we starving her!
Seanya mite be postifying them, tho, ai may falling asleep immejately aftur teh feeding.
Her iz groing lyk crazee, an iz mayzingly mobile fur 5 dayz owld!
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Ai tawked tu fostur coordinator at teh sheltur tuday, when ai pikked up moar powdred kittin milks. She be deelited, an ai gibbed her (an sum uv mai teechurs) teh link tu the blog so can see hao she duing. She finks iz wunnermus Eva be faymus! (also we tawked bowt edumakayshunal stuffs an she enfusiastic abowt it, yay!)
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Nekst feeding me in a nowr, rufflee. Will way her then, an get teh daily pics.
{{{PK,Eva,Seanya}}} yu iz gud kitteh parentz!! ebberwun i showz da bideo tu fallz in lub wif Eva
We be in lubs wif her, tu!
Ai wish she cud liv wif us fureber, but can barely keep teh free we haz in gushifud1 We just haz prayers she find a wunnermus forever home when she be nine weeks old an haz her shots an iz reddy fur adopshun.
i wished i libbed neer yu i MITE bii able tu tawlk hubbi intu adopting Eva awl tho hii haz sed “no more kittehz” i am sure shii will find a gud forever homez
Ai tol mi huzby about Eva, hee finks youse two iz wondermous alsew an he’s da man ob stel (wif da beeg gushi hart).
filin iz suposta hav a seetim? Mine jest haz pilez …
Myne tu! Pilez adn pilez ob dem.
But kin u finding stuff rite away? Ai noez where stuff iz in mah pilez — but if sumwun messes wif mah pilez (or if ai kleenz fur sum reezin), ai kinnawt find ennyfing.
U n me bowf, nightshayde! I b noein wattz n mai pylz — at leest till sum1 moovz em oar shufflz em rownd…
eggs actly! This iz my excuse fer nebber kleenin!
Is dat teh Pilot System? Pilot ober heer; pilot ober dere…
This reminds me of the facebook one.
Im in ur filez, leeving u prezziez
Heem in da filez lookin fur tois … yous putted tois fur heem in der rite???
Dis luks like my Jazzy puppeh — heem dropz hiz tois in boks an unner fings and dem haz to twy ta getz dem owt agin. It gibs heem lots o funz and mii lotsa aggravaitnz
Ai noze ai lefted dat maus heer las nite!!
Butt did u fyle it unner M fer Maus, N fer Nom oar R fer rodint (as it wuz arf a rodint…..)
oar vfur Varmint
Oar “A” 4 “Animlol”…
D fur Dead
A fur Alive
Oar E fur Ebil Maus …
Kerful! Himz mite heer U n shoa up…
wood maak life mor in tear esting … less see iffin it werkz..
Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus
Ebit Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus
Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus
Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus
Ebit Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus
Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus
ohai umm Elsa_Mama u iz still doing da acu…actu..achoo…da liddle stres weliever pokey fingies?
accu punctures? yes, mii pointee endz can make berry accu rate punctures … you bee needin some extra holez punctured in you?
yiss i hassa da bck payns adn da sholdur payns since i borkd da brik adn dat wuz cwite a wile bck! pweeeeeez wat u say da pay wuz…umm… gushyfuudz ….elebenty hunded penniez adn sumfin els …..?
Yous kin bork briks!!??? Hows ya dose dat???
wif mai hnd i iz red bellt in da kawate skewl…adn i borkd it b4 anywon in da hole skewl did….ebry 2 monffs we hassa tesst adn i am so far inta da levls dat it wuz tyme ta bork brik adn i did now i iz two bellts away frum da BLACK BELT woohoo!!!
butt as u kin magin i hassa sore!
Hmmm um a Blak Belt huh? No pwoblemz den — yous kin hav awl da extreee accurate holez punctured in yous dat yous want. Where didz you want dem??? in yer shoulderz?
Otay heer goes nuffin — pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
(It maks at soundz wen I maks da punctures…)
well datz juss luberly…
*ouch pop ouch pop ouch pop ouch pop
*deep contented sighs* pop *deep contented sighs* pop
stress pop relievin’ pop acho puntur pop*
no does wurry *pop* i iz totally *pop* harmless *pop* ifin ur on mai *pop* gudd side *pop* dat iz *pop*
maa bee uze shud borrow da xray bison (Ifurgit witch peep has heem) and haz dat berry hepfull aminol seez iffin yous borked eeny bonez when you bork dose briks!
i don finkso butt (!) da xray bision sounz purrti kewl antiway! fankies fur da achopunture …i feelz bedder ….i iz thursti though
*takes a sip ofda water bottlol*
* HEY LOOK i hassa watr fountan*
ewwwwww…..i SO did not juss say dat…. uuk
iz you sain mi punctures wuz nawt Accurate? I wud hates to be gibbin nawt accu punctures!!
raindropanddaisytop — iz you da peep fermerly nown as jest raindrop? who daisytop bee?
dats mai full naam daisytop wuz mai nicknaam bee fore Raindrop wuz…da boff cum frum a moviee dat i will nott say wat it iz … itz a vri liddl kid moviee
:oops:
i hassa emoticon fail ifinkso
“Ebit maus”????
whoo bee ebit maus? dat like a berry teeny tiiny maus — jest an e-bit bigz?
I dunno hoo “Ebit Maus” B … I jess seen it n ur urleeyur messij…
Ifinkso you needz ta getz da reedin glasses — Mi commint says EbiL maus, nawt EbiT Maus …. I jest dubble an treeple chexed eet….
I finksew U b rite — I duz b neadin sum noo glassiz…
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But U mite wanna tayk uh luk at da sekkund lyn…
Otay — I looked atz it.. It sez dat i sed Ebil (wif a capitol L) Maus nawt Ebit (wif a capitoll T) Maus.
Ifink dat wut weez haz heer iz a failure too communicatez!!
luk at wear Raindrop waz chanting, sekkund lien, nawt sekkund tyme
Kewel Han Luke nawt skywalkur ref FTW
Dis b watt I C N mai Innertoobz Exploder:
“Ebit Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus Ebil Maus”
But ifn U nawt B C N it, den I finksew stoopee WerdPoopz b tryin 2 mayk me luk sillee………
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Cors, it duzznt hafta trie verree hard…
Ohhhhhh … In Rwaindwops comint — I didnt seez dat — sowwee AAhhs … I pologizes! you wantz fwee accu punctures?
ai seez eat een mai fyrefocks tew Aahz
oooooppppsseeee — now I seez it in MY commint too … Ihaz da stoopy, nawt yu AAhs… so now I triplee sowwee .. sowwee sowwe sowwee ….
*hidez me hed in shamez*
No polly-G’s nessyserree, Elsa-Mama
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Yeh, I cood yooz sum akyoo punksherz 2 mayk mai nek stawp hertin n pinchin mai nurvz…
Ai can see Ebit 2!
Bofe Raindrop an Elsa_mama had dat at teh start uv teh sekund lyne
Fanky, annipuss n wulfie! But herz b rite — I steel knead sum noo glassiz…
i copid adn pastd hurs onta mai commen DATs wai it showd up lyke dat!!! lol soriee
Otay Aahz heer bee ur punctures —
*pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop* (dat be da noiz it maks when I doo da puncturin — Raindrop sez it feelz luberly)
Noe polly-G’s nessyserree 4 U eevur, Raindrop! Iz awn n teh funz!
*rilaksin onna taybull wif akyo punksherz gowin awn*
MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm………
Now ober heer? pop pop pop pop pop pop poppp (oopz)
Down lowyer? pop pop pop pop pop pop ….
Morz??
it dus after da pop part den u getz use ta it
i wood NOT suggest dwinking wadder aftr dis!! (refr to top of da bwaid i beliffs)
well i best be hedin out…fankies again fur da achopuntur
*waves da floofie paw ta da cheezpeepz*
{{{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}}
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……
hhhmmmm wearz else? I nawt want ta bee ouncturing anyfink important …
weel, lz twy ober heer *shiftz da gown a leetle* pop pop pop pop pop pop popppp(oh – sowwee) pop popp pop pppoppp (um I fink i gittn tired I best ta stoppz naw) ..
F fur furrie happietayle
or G for da good cheezpeepz
Fowned it. Wuz undur I fore Iz Nawt Noms
N evvyfing els b fylded unner “I” 4 “Iz Noms”
Ai typeded almowst teh saim mesidge in an tehn saws urs! Grate mainds!
Kud be unner “V” for vermine or “T” for teefs, or “S” fer smallz, or “F” for fast …
Have you checked E for Ebil Maus?
I haz a diss apointmint .. we chanted da Ebil Maus (an one Ebit Maus — oppsie) butt (!) heem dinnot cum owt ta pway!!
Deh Mausez usullee onlee playz wif us wiyle him beez at werk during deh daytimez on deh weekdaze. …. wii prolly won’t seeing him/tehm until mundane….
Mishun Impossybul Kitteh strikz agin- stealin ur files.
(Diz comment will self destruct in 5 seconds)
FYWOOOOOOMMMMMM!!! Da posee seelf eestrcted, butt it tooke longer dem 5 seeconz — wuz a deelaayed exploishun
Ai’m in yur fyles, messin’ wif yur reealitee….jus wayt till munday, heh!
I wunse had gui tell me him wuz pilit – pilit heer, pilit dere, pilit sumware.
Mai unkul wuz a pilit in teh cavalree….
Oops, sorree rhsb — ai shudda redded teh hole lol befoar makin mai comment.
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I has a embarrasseded…
i need dis kitteh tu come an hewlp mii wif da filin, prbabli du better job
really? all cats?
dis lyk mi aht werk! LOLz buht ai tink kitteh wood bi bettah aht eht den mi!
Whale, cheezfrinz, I gotz 2 goe hoam…
N keapin wif da theem uv dis lolcat, “I’m in the archives!”
Dis fyle goes here, dis fyle goes ther…an dis fyle goes WAY in teh bac!
an deh west in da bottum ub deh lokker
Ohai, Wolfie! Hao u doin?
purty gud, sowwy bout the delayed respunse, waz eatin dinner plus kaylynn eas ober hear, so ai myte nawt be on during teh weekend
so… wat tipe ub Kat ar yew anywayz…
Ai iz a blond-colored tabby kitteh
ah ok ai lieks teh blonde…
Gud! Sew…wat type ub Wolfie r u?
ai eaz yewr aberage timber wulf…
dat needs teh furcut
no u dont! Ur fur looks fine. Y u worry so much about it?
eat eaz bugging mai earz, needs cutted
u iz 2 particiuliar! Iz not any wher near 2 long yet!
an ai eaaz nawt liek matt iffen ai fingks eaz tew lawng, eaz tew lawng period
u iz berry gud at bein annoyin wen u set ur mind 2 it.
eaz dat dutch blud ean meh… nawt mai fawlt…
well, u dutch wolfies sure r stubborn!
an prowd ub a eat
otay. ai haz met another timber wolf b4, tehy iz nic wolfies… an U iz just lyke tehm!
really wear was dis hter timbre wulf???
ai iz nawt sure….waz a tame wun dat lives wif people who rescue cougars an other fings 2. ai can find owt 4 u, if u want me 2.
dat wood bee nyce
ai went ther wiff mai youth group. ai ask mai youth leeder on sunday an tell u, otay?
rojer dat
Ai finkso him iz dis wulfie.
♪ ♫
Owoooooooo!
Who’s that I see walkin’ in these woods?
Why, it’s Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.
Listen to me.
Little Red Riding Hood
I don’t think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.
Owoooooooo!
What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don’t get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.
twoll ib tasklold yew fur less.. dis tyme mai teef will come intew teh pikshur dis eaz yewr onlie warning… …
Aww! teh nic wolfie protectsed me in teh spooky old woods! u stay wiff me until ai reach grandma’s house?
YESH!!1!!
O gud!!!! ai feelz berry safe nao!
ai has teh rowes tew fyte off teh trolls!!!11!!!
r ther lotz ub trolls around thes woods? u know, behind teh trees, or under teh bwidges?
dey eez Troll E Troll’s woulds… so yesh dey is
WASH OWT
:tacklols troll behind Kat:
:incapcitates troll:
see waht ai mean??
well, iz gud fing dat u iz here tehn. ai not know Troll E Troll yet, an ai iz nawt supposted 2 talk 2 strangers in teh woods.*wink*
dats whie ai iz hear
heer iz grandma’s house!
*runs inside to visit grandma*
*comes back owt nao*
u stays wiff me awl teh way bac home 2?
*big kitteh kat eyes*
yesh ai weel, but ryte nao ai has tew go
:presents Kat wif present:
tihs claw flute fingy will alertmeh wehn yew eaz going bak hem…
heopefully aill be on an here eat
Aw, thnkx Wolfie!
{{{wolfie}}}
ai talkz 2 u l8r. By-by!
{Kat}
l8r
bai
Ai lubs that song! *dans dans*
R u goin 2 lern hao 2 change a diper whil kaylynn iz ther?*wink*
ai doan no at teh momentum… mabeh mabeh knot
lol thats Mc donalds for ya :3
Eastor eggie abatar testing commencing in 3…2… ooo dots!!
Kewl!! I likingz deh eggatar!!
Ai seez a eggie!
yep i seez da egg tu iz berri purritful
I has started a gallery for spring-y avatars. Click my blue name.
AH! The file cabinet is not a litter box!
im in yr taxes
trigering yr audit
But can he take shorthand?