Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
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watch out for the glitches though…
Congrats.Nennepus – u leed teh brayde!
congarats Nennepus an anni! shal wii dans awf tew teh ty bootik? or bisit Nom fer sum drinkies an snax?
Oh – a ginnantonikk wud be lubleh!
Dinners readdy heer in 2 minits – hoam maded pizza!
Yum! purrhaps ai shal dans ober tew ur howse fer noms den!
sure! hao long will it take u tu arrive by floo netwurk??? or mebbeh a portkey is faster?!?!
Ai hazn’t eben disidid wat 2 haz fur dinner yet! Ai muss maek mai mynd up soon – iz nommin tiem in 45 minnits!
mai, iz a bit slo in cheezland dis affernoon/ebenin. Iz kwiet………tooo kwiet……..ohh dotz!
It’s awlwaiz a bit kwiet at weakendz. Ai haz 2 go naow 2 see wat Ai can fynd fur mai dinnur! Bai fur naow.
haz a gud nosh anni!
*Danses frew deh fred bestowing hugz and kisses
*tu awl deh cheezpeepz.
{{{{{BF473}}}}
Schmoooz!
Ai fort a matrix wus teh fing awn teh bed
Anni an Bluesfan!!! (an otters dat myte tern up…)
yeay – we have a lubleh tye!
Lets awl go tu de tye-bootik an find sumfin nice foar catturday night! aifink ai wud liek a nice tumbler wif spring flouers for my Gin Tonic!! What wud u liek?!?!
{{{{{Nennepus}}}} Schmoooz!
:snerk: gud wun Anni!!
{{{{{{{{{Anni}}}}}}} Schmooooz!
BOOP!!
Schmooos to yoo, mai cween!
Boop!! and a schmooo and a {{{{{{{4.5k}}}}}}}}}
Hai DK!!! I fownded whair u gotz tu b deh Diamond Kitteh and puttinged it on deh Cryer’z Lore and Legendz paige. It wuz a berry bizzy thread. It wuz on deh day dat Mary O left fur Purrrooo.
Ohai cweenmj! Yoo am bery affekshunit todai! Where is teh hous awn wheels todai?
Ai sawded tath fred teh otter day, becuz Leeza bemembered tath wii bof gotted newbornded kittehs tath dai. Fanks for putting it awn teh Lore and Legendz paij. Iz a gud fred!
Wii still in OKC!! Wii wuz gonna leev last Wed, but deh wevverman sed deh hole middlol uv deh kuntry b gonna haz deh pleh wevverz. So wii just dedided tu sit a while longer. Wii hed tu mizzery neggst wed, den turn norf.
Ai can has a retire suun?
Duz teh pleh wevvers = snoez?
Ai hoep yoo bees getting to see taht little grandson!
Deh plah wevverz just b cold adn rainez. Not reel kold heer, but in deh 30z and 40z not much further norf.
.
I haz had much play timez wif deh liddlol boy. He fillingz mai hart wif lubz. such a sweet liddlol feller.
Ai has a happeh for yoo!!!
Hii iz akshulle a BIG liddlol boi…. had himz 3 yr chekkup and him b 37 and a haf inchez tawl adn hii wayz 37 powndz. Hii b growing up big and strong!!
taik teh bloo pil kitteh!
Yaa deh bloo pil ! u wud see how deep teh rabbit hool iz.. soo dat meens rabbit fuds !
Schmooooz!! {{{{cyppiee}}}}}
Oh noes.. lolcat is deh one
Ohai cyppiee! ai haz nawt seen u fer kwite a wile!!
ya me knoos ^^ Ai wuz dooin school n stuff ! bawt im bak !
Neo Cat is Neo.
Schmooooz tu yoooz Aegis Runestone!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{AG}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Da what? O_o
I are near to front… but not that near.
Aww. u b neer enuf tu git a hug!! {{{{{{{{{{Serenityfire}}}}}}}}
And a schmooo! too!!!
I needs a shmoo.
Schmoooo, eLF! Adn a BOOP! too!
{{{{{{eLF}}}}}}}
Aaaawwwww….. SCHMOOOO!!!
adn a hugglol tu! {{{eLF}}}
Hay! Mai kar iz a (Toyota) Matrix! Ai kin see it ebbery day!
meh tew
Maor Peepz!!
schmoooz tu deh fockeses and wulfie!!
{{{{{{{{icanhasfockeses}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{agarwaendaedraug}}}}}}}}}}
Fawkses adn wulfs can hazzing matrices? Hoo noo!
*takes owt flute fingy and blows*
ey Kat ready to go back hoem???
Ohai, Wolfie! ai fink ai iz reedy nao.
okayz, ai weel protekt yew fru teh woulds
thnkx, wolfie. u iz a gud friend.
eaz ai?? ai fot ai wuz being annoying yesternight…
:starts tew crak nucklols:
:finks bettur ub eat:
:stops:
*look at wolfie with annoyed expression*
u know just hao 2 push mai buttons, wolfie!
*smilee*
fank u 4 stoppin’. crackin nuckles sound weird.
well, u iz annoyin 2…but ai lern 2 get used 2 eat.*wink*
so wat we stndin rownd fur???
lez geet started
:start singin awf key:
ober teh reeber an true teh woods bck to the howse we go…
*start singin 2*
…teh wolf know teh way 2 keep danger away awl teh way bac to mai home…
:twip ober troll:
eaz dat teh troll ai tackloled yesternyte, or eaz dat a new wun???
dat iz teh wun u tackoled yesternyte. wow, u tackoled him good!
: at a break in teh fyting:
otay, could yew wastch mai back, t
otay…dere iz wun ober dere, under teh bwidge!
:tacklols troll:
:watches eat fall intew teh murky waturs:
:sees a surclol ub trolls:
uh-oh, yew stai behind meh, ai’llkeep tehm awai frum yew…
:tacklols a troll:
:icapaitates:
:Tew moar take eats place:
hao menni trolls is dere????
ai fink ther iz onliee 4 trolls. Thnk u 4 protectin me wolfie! ai dont fink i could make it thru thes woods alone!
:wastches teh last wun fall:
:satrts singing:
ai promised yew dad knot tew dew teh tihngs yew dun
aill wak away frum truble wehn ai can
pleaze don tihnk meh week ai didn tern teh oe=hter cheek
papa ai shoud hope yew understand
sumtymes yew gotta fyte wehn yewr a wulf
fank u, wolfie! u otay? no battle wounds?
nuffing murtal aill surbibe, jus a smallish wun on maishulder
:satrts limping:
weel mabeh ewaz wurse dan ai fought
*rubz teh wolfies shulder*
u feel better nao?
a leetle
gud fing weze almust tehre
weze tehre, an unforbtunatelie ai haz tew go, jus cal meh wehneber yew want tew trabel
mai howse iz jus around that cerner up ther. u want to rest ur shulder b4 we get dere?
fank u 4 gettin’ me home safe, wolfie.
*schmooz teh wolfie on teh tip ub his nose*
c u l8r. By-by!
naw ai ken maek eat, but aill
krash dere iffel yew dont main
c u l8r
ai wuz onorehd tew hab helped yew
no, ai not main. u can lay bai teh warm fyrefox place if u want 2.
Schmooooooooz tu u, Kat!!
{{{{{{{{{Kat}}}}}}}}}}}
uh, ai haz a question. wat does schmooz mean?
eaz a kiss
oh, thnk u 4 tellin me.
yeppurs
Don’t take the blue pill kitteh!
Adn a schmooo adn a {{{{{Pat}}}}
ohai, heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Izzygirl an Motzerella490 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty hommaed fudjy cuppiecaeks wif sprinklols on top, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags packed wif bownsy balls taht flash liek lazors wen tehy bownse, boblol-hed bebben zombie dollz, colur-it-yorself bebbeh zombie stikkers, kandeez, an (inspired by today’s party LOL) puffy keanu reeves stikkers wif googly eyes!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes com troo!
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hmm, altho if no wun else iz heer, i will eeting all teh cuppy caeks an stikking all teh keanu reeves stikkers by myself
O hai, Burfday Fairy. I is teh here. Well, just kinda driving by.
I has a request: Would it be teh possimable to has teh bobblol-hedded figures that has — is u sitting down? — sno-globes for heds? That way when teh heds bobblol, teh snow and glitters and stuffs swirl all around! Fun!
chained an braynwashedhardwurking trolz!ob korse, yoo will receebing royalteez for yor brillyunt idea!
Could u do one of me? Teh sno-globe hed could has shiny things and wallets and ristwatches and stuffs innit.
I assure u, my licensing fees are much moar reasonable than those of my phlonquais.
WANT!!!!!
ooooohhh, oooohhh, ooohhh. ai can haz wun tew? wib teh kiwi birdys nd teh slyces of kiwifroot nd teh pavlovas?
Plz.
okey-dokey!
so i not haz to habbing anudder baylowtmint? i (an teh takspayers) fank you
Oh mai gudness ai has a BIG HAPPEE! Ai dans, dans, dans. Spin’n'twirl *dizzyfallsdown*
Yay, hedda! I can has ur autograff?
Heehee, yoo is silly. Drinksies ar in order tho, aifinkso! *buys a round fur teh howse*
O hai, mistur Andursun…
or
dis not whut i eggzpected when i followz teh wite rabbit…
A ginger cat just went past, and then another just like it..they’ve changed the Catrix!
u want see teh meytrix ?
chooz, blue nom or red nom ???
Dere iz no catnip … and it iz yurself dat bendz.
Do u heer dat, Meester Anderzen? Dat is da sound of inevitabeelity. Dat is da sound of yur nom noms.
Dis is not teh Martix, dis is the Meowtrix!