“Edgar, I don’t CARE if she’s almost out of flour! Find the catnip! Focus! She’ll be home in ten minutes!”
u shud talk 2 ur kittehs abowt catnip.
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Ohai Anni! Conga rats! May ai offur yu sum Proteas frum teh fairest Cape?
Thx, AfriCat – dey aer amayzin flourz, Ai fink?
Yus! Dey ar beeyutimouse!
Ai googled! an they ar indeed beautimus! And ANCIENT!!!!! Tehy . . .well, heer iz waht teh Wiki sez:
The genus Protea was named in 1735 by Carolus Linnaeus after the Greek god Proteus who could change his form at will, because proteas have such different forms. Linneaus’s genus was formed by merging a number of genera previously published by Herman Boerhaave, although precisely which of Boerhaave’s genera were included in Linnaeus’s Protea varied with each of Linnaeus’s publications.
Proteas attracted the attention of botanists visiting the Cape of Good Hope in the 1600s. Many species were introduced to Europe in the 1700s, enjoying a unique popularity at the time amongst botanists.
The Proteaceae family to which Proteas belong is an ancient one. Its ancestors grew in Gondwanaland, 300 million years ago.
GONDWANALAND????!!!!
Whooo NOOOO???
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But. . .I’ll bet we can’t grow tehm heer in Meeshigan.
Oh – an – enjoi teh flowers, Annipuss! Yoo hav well an trolle urned tehm.
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Though – ai’ll be teh amaizingly gallant AfriCat mite hav gibben yoo sum taim eneway!
O hai, Janet. I just went in and taked off ur hat. I still see it here, but in a few whiles it will be teh gone away.
U can click my bloo name to see teh gallery of all teh greenpeeps from this year.
O, u might has to log out of WordPress and log back in for teh change to hapen.
Thanks LCB! though it came in handee fur teh Bottlol Danse frum “Fiddler awn the Roof.”
Ai eggspekt it will fix itslef long befoar ai get taht dun!
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Well – ai CUD go an log awt -an in. . . if ai cud find it.
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But ai WILL go luk at teh Gallerie! Ai luv teh Gallerie!!
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Ar wee doing enething speshshul fur Eester??
Some peeps have Easter/Spring-y avatars, and there is alreddy a gallery started for them.
If u think of something u want to has on ur avatar, lemme know. But I think I’ll has *U* upload it. I seem to rember there being a instructional video on teh subject.
*faints* THUD
oh, c’mon, Janet…. I seeem tu member u gitting a geek hat wif poi
Morning all!
Congrashulaycis on de top spot awl by urselbs Anni!
*sits doun wif my temug an luks hopefull at AC – ennyfing from de caep is sure tu be fine!!!*
Trie Googlol! Dere aer lossa pikchoorz uv deze wundermuss flourz!
Afternoon! Its about 1:27 PM over here! But you guys are just waking up. Missed u guys!
OHai DaKat! Nice to see yoo again! An just a kweschun. Yoo ar awn teh cheezpeelp map, rite?? If nawt, pleez do so. Yoo wud bee fur shur teh only wun in Iraq!
ooh – dey ar pritteh!
there were lots ob dem on the Algarve tu!
Heers sum honey flaburred Rooibos fur yu Nennepus an Anni (yu can dreenk eet wivowt sugrr, eets kwite sweet naturlly) an anneebunny else hoo has a thirstee!
ooh – fanks – de hunney is gud foar may coald… *sneeses so loud dat de dead almoast wayk up…
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o noes, nennepuss, ai hoeps yu fiils bedder suun!
ohmaigawd ohmaigawd ohmaigawd
proteus wuz whut Hagrid had in his lappel fur his big date wif Madame Maxime!!
Nao THAT iz a gud memorreee!!
In the book? Oar teh moovee??
teh mooveee!!!
a troo harree potter addikt nebber fergetses!
ganwil haz many front page lolz. What’s up with that?
Ai gess dey appeel 2 teh peepl hoo chooze teh frunt paij lolz – Dey aern’t alwaiz mai eye deer uv funnee, but dat’s juss mai upinyun!
oar mebbeh he just rites de larjist checks…
My other responses haven’t shown up so I doubt this one will, either…
PLEASE DON’T FEED THE TROLLS.
My other responses haven’t shown up so I doubt this one will, either…
PLEASE DON’T FEED THE TROLLS.
My other responses haven’t shown up so I doubt this one will, either…
PLEASE DON’T FEED THE TROLLS.
And then that one posts three times… *facepalm*
I know your pain… :S *pat* *pat* It’s okay, though.
Find de nip maaan, de nip!!!
U need to fawkus on de impawrtunt fings! de wuns relebant tu our interests!!!
An flowr am NAWT relebant!
no – nawt at awl… Gushifuds on de otter hand… an crunchie goodies… an…
Ai posted this awn teh last lol, but prollee will get losted there… oops.
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Ohai an gud moarning (oar appropriate bariashun) cheezfrenz!!!!
Ai iz fawling back asleeps nao, but wanned tu gib yu sneek prevu uv Eva bideos. Ai will du blog update wif pics an bideo wunce ai get up (an aftur feeding Eva).
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youtube.com/watch?v=robNfLLN_6A (Eva’s day 5 weigh-in… altho due to liting ishoos, teh nawt-sekkund part iz mostlee just audeeo)
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youtube.com/watch?v=5bv8ZGsi24c (the other cats show an interest, plus Eva nursing)
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Full purrtektive geer iz ohai-lee rekommendid!
*SPLORT!!!*
Kyooooooooooooooooooooooot Kitteh!!! Keep up the great work and dedication!!
Poor Potty Tat! Nobuddy called de CCC? Here lemme see iffen I kin hep, *Judson takes de whiskey broom (mush moar effectib den de vodka brum) and sweeps de branes into a tidy pile.*
*De branes is gentlee skouped up and look a liddlol grimey so de gits the rinse (no boddled wadders, Judson uses the Vodka fer the antisep… auntiesept… germ killing properties)*
*arrange branes inna gaping skull hole and jigsaw piece the skull cap back togevver*
*A nyce new FCHRG(wdoi) and sum plaid ducky tape to secure*
* leeds Pooty Tat to the recovery shays lounge and wraps inna cheezmap blankee, provides the possum shaped noms and a chonklit martoonie*
*Wags finner “Let dis be a lessin to yew – yer CHRG(wdoi) – nebber leeb home wiffout it!”
Ihadz it awn…it musta sprunged a leek cuz awl I ‘member is seein’ PK’s wittle Eva and next thing I noz I’m awna floor!
Thnx for teh reskew, Judson!
ooooo nyce plaid ducky tape ya gots dere PootyTat
Ya finks it goes wif my eyez?!?!? *blink**blink*
Yu haz plaid eyes?
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Be careful, otay? Ware ekstra purrtekshuns nekst time! *giglol*
i luffs all u iz doin’ fur da kittehz (adn udderz) in need… fankies! {{{{prysma}}}}
PK, ai seez whut yoo meens abowt mai zeekie an your trick, an mai obiwan an your floofee kitteh ob teh marmie tipe. ai thot video wuz berree berree kyoot an liked seein yur babbees!
Oncet again, teh video was relevant to Liam’s interests. He was equally fascinated with teh big kittehs and Eva. He just watched intently; no hed-bonks or screen-pattings.
Well – ai cudn’t see much. . .but waht ai did see wuz. . .adorabul!! And teh pinkeee pinkee tinee feet! An teh sweet littlol babbeh mews!
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Eva iz wun luckee littlol kitteh! But mai kittehs dint care at awl!!
Hooray fur Liam!!! Interested cat is interested!
Ai haz a hyooj happeh ebreewun be enjoying Eva’s bideos an pics an fings — hyoomans AN kittehs (yay fur Liam!).
Ai did blog post wif teh infos an teh bideos yu seend alreddy an a few pics frum just aftur teh bideo.
(Clikkee bloo name, of corse!)
Eva is berry kyooooot She luks leik she iz getting Beeger. Teh Otter katz is getting Kurious Naow.
Whan AI brung teh Chessie Kittih home awl Stormy wood dew was hizz at hims. (he wuz bout 6 wieks awld) Free daze later. she wuz grooming him. Still duz eben if she iz almouset sebben and he is neerly sicks.
Teh otter kittehs will come to lub Eva tue…
Orl yew cheezmen needz to merembur… wehn yore signfikint ovver arsks “wot’s mai favrit floewr?” teh korrect ansuh izzint “self-raisink.”
Tihs relayshunship adviec prowdlee brunged to yew bau teh Moast Singlol Gurl in teh Werld.
snikkur
Mien is organic wholemeal spelt… we doant hab self-raysing heer…
Yoo . . .yoo dont hav self-rising flower???
Ar yoo shur??? 
snikr sum moar…
skweeeeeeeeeee!!
teh liddel pawses! teh teenee toesies! teh floppittee earses!! teh ittee bittee preshus fase!!!
ai perdicks mennee splorts doo to Eva todae!!
luckee ai hads heavee dootee CHRG an manee layers ob duck tape on mai brayn bocks.
ai wuz showin a young frend (11) cheezland an ai wish all teh cheezfrens cud ob heerd us laffin an laffin an laffin an fanks for bein tehr, cheezfrens!
‘Mornin, Cheezypeeps! Happy Caturday!
I jes wokeded up an am waitin foar my eies to fokus.
Dad an I are goin car shoppin 2day, so wish us luk!
See y’all latur.
enee partikular kindza luk? We haz awl kindz!
Gud luk!
May de rust disappear befoar ur eyes
De oil leeks instantleh repayr
May de car sales purrsun instantleh turn honnest
An may ur car dollar go far far far!
An mai piggs flie!
Kuppillz Kittehz luukz
4 bee~lubbd CatzNipz. Needz 2
chekkz uppurr cabnitz
CatzNipz myte hydez in
Beeg Wyte Cold Bawkz. Prittee Wun
amz clebburr dat way!
Amz Caturday andz
Kittehz wantz a treet. No canz
wayt 4 Prittee Wun
Kuppilz Kittehz needz
2 cubburr moar playssez kwikklee.
Needz fynd CatzNipz noaw!
Jack.
Jack!! Yur back! Ebreetaim ai don’t see yoo fur a wile – ai werrie!!!
In fakt – wud yoo beleeve ai wuz thinking about that when ai wuz waking uP???
NEBBER did taht befoar!
Everyone knows you’ve got to hide the catnip under the matress
Everyone knows you’ve got to hide the catnip under the mattress.
Wayt – no, dat’s basil – cilantro – ‘reganos, blaugh – mmmmint, nice, but no – cardamum – no – parsuley – no – for spits sake, why she can has so menny jars of weedz in teh kubburd??? What’s – o noe – pepp – pepp – pepppp*PASHOOOiE*
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Um, wee’z in trubbul now.
DUDE!!! I TOTALLY TOOK THAT PICTURE! YAY! YOU FOUND A GOOD CAPTION FOR IT!!!!!!
This is the most hilarious LOL in a long time, kudos!
what kind of flour?:mrgreen:
what kind of flour?:mrgreen:
what kind of flour?:mrgreen:
what kind of flour?:mrgreen:
dis sownds tu meh lyk gary larson cartoon.
jus uhpinyon.