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Hai 5?

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  1. carosue says:

    an a schmoo!

    • nightshayde says:

      *reeyulizez datz a bebbeh orinj (nawt poyzin) kitteh*

      *panics*

      *SPLORT*

    • Harry says:

      Oh no! Nightshayde, jk2kitteh and cweenmj are splorted all over the place!

      How to separate the braynes? I seem to recall that there was a special sieve on the CCC that did this. OK, I think I got them all apart now. Rinsy, rinsy with orange flavored sparkly water, and reinstall the braynes in the respective braniums, and re-jigsawify the headbones to cover up the braynes and purtect them. Streeetch the skin back over the headbones to cover them up and staplegun down securely. Rearrange the fur to cover the staples and seams and any suspicious lumps from misaligned headbones. Replace with a new CHRG and ducktape firmly down. Awaken the victims and conduct them to the Splort recovery lounge, where they can see the bulbs coming up in the Princess Mu meadow. Please help yourselves to a refreshing drink of your choice, and think of taxes until you are feeling better.

      • gammacat says:

        multipol sayves! nyce job Harry!
        ai don’t think we have met…
        *extends floofy paw of friendship*

        • carosue says:

          Iz Harry noo? I don’t fink I has met him either. Ur her. I will sing a welccum song. Fortunately I kno lots uf songs wif teh word Harry in dem, due to mai unfortunate addickshun to Wizard Rock. Harry Harry Harry Harry….

      • nightshayde says:

        Wow – fankies fur teh saev, Harry. Itz bery niec to meeting u!
        *extends floofee paw in frendship*

        • BOM_MOMME says:

          Fank CC fore Harry. Iz wunderful dat U iz cheked out on multipul splorts recobery procejures. Iz beri gud to meatz yu.
          *bowz to supr… soupr… smarter den mii cheez pep*
          Niz to meatz U.

      • jk2kitteh says:

        fanks harry!
        *weeklee puts owt han to meetcha*
        nyce tew cee u heer!

      • Harry says:

        Hai all! I am not new, but mostestly I lurk. My kitty Harry was a him, but I am her. Extends paws (with claws carefully retracted) in friendship.

      • cweenmj says:

        Fank yew Harry…. *thinkz uv taxes* AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
        *gulpz down a chokklit martoonee
        .
        ooooo. i see blubz cumming up in deh medow!!! I finkso dey b daffy dillz.
        sooo pritty!!!

        • rhsb says:

          Cween – Teh daffy dillz iz alreddy up heer in KY.

          Dey gibs me hoap dat Spring finally be comin!

          • nightshayde says:

            Ohai, Red. Didja see on an earlier lol dat ai seed a car wif KY license playtes & thotted uv u dis mornin?

            Hao iz u feeling? Haz ur broozes rek… ric… gotted beddur?

            • booklion says:

              Broozes? Did teh fyremens get a littlol ober-enfusiastik?

            • rhsb says:

              No, I nawt see dat. Will hasta go luuk.

              Booklion – I recked teh car awn Mundane. Todaloled it, ackshulee.

              Dere iz pikshurs awn my profyle ifn u wanna see.

              • booklion says:

                Oh noes!!!!! I didnot no that. Are you okay?

                • rhsb says:

                  Yah, nuffin got borked – awn me at leest.

                  I gotted beet up from teh impakt, an wuz reel soar foar abowt 2 dayz afturwerd. I finalee started feline nermal (wutebber DAT iz) yesterday. I still has sum soar, but nawt neerly az bad az it wuz befoar.

                  Gots sum nastee broozis too.

                  • booklion says:

                    Glad you ar nawt seriously hurt.
                    Mebbe teh car bekayme your skapegoat. All ov teh bad feelings you haz suffered this last year have gone out ov you and into teh car, and nao are gone wif teh car. As the broozes heal, all your emotions heel, too.
                    You gets a brand new start.

  2. booklion says:

    O-hai karate!

  3. cweenmj says:

    Splort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • cweenmj says:

      No fair, I wuzn’t reddy. :(

    • booklion says:

      *teh CCC comes careening around teh corner*
      AOOOGAH! AOOOGAH!
      *teh elebenty-akshun brain sell sukker extends its long hose and sensitive nozzle, nd vakyuums up ebbery wun ov teh cween’s beeyutimus brayne cells each wun wearing a tiara, and playses them gently back into teh cranium. A rinse ov hai karate gives teh cween a whiff of romans wif the most romatikul man she can imagine. Tape teh cranium back togevver — no haematomas, hear!!! — and put on CHRG. hand teh cween a royal bloo martoonie, and tukk her in a sawftee blankee.*
      Be well, dear cween.

  4. kimkiwi says:

    Tehorinj wuns are poysin!

    Butt (sniker) cyoot!

  5. carosue says:

    Multiple splorts! Why did yew go owt unprotected? Even teh qween? Omai! Zound teh alarm!

    • Ai nawt can stay tu halp! Ai haz tu go feed Eva-kittin! Sumwun cawl nine-elebentee an get teh fyremenz tu halp!
      *scurrees awf*

      • Eva gained 0.25 oz in the past day! 0.30 oz the day before!

        • And if that nawt sound like much, plz tu remember her total wayt rite nao iz 4.25 oz…

          • The equivalent, if my math is right, is of a 100 pound person gaining 6.25 pounds in 24 hours. ;)

          • Ohai PK! Ai shoed mai kit teh bideo ob Eva today (skweeee) and mai kitteh ‘Tashi (Natasha) caem running owt ob noware to find teh sownd ob teh bebbeh. Wen hur heared it frum mai pyooter, hur hed-bonked it and purred. Her bruvver, Boris, on teh ovver paw, slunk daon and ran. Teh diffurence atween bois and gurls – let me show yew it!

            • *giglol* Yay fur Tashi!
              All free uv owrs are starting tu mebbe fink Eva nawt an alien uv unsertin intenshuns aftur awl. Sloooooolee. ;) But rite frum day wun, mai onlee gurl haz comed running when Eva skweels, an luks at us lyk we incomp… uncom… nawt have a cloo what we duing.

            • I just played teh longer video. Liam, who was sitting with me already, perked up and also hed-bonked teh computer and patted at teh screen. I thought he was responding to PK’s voice, but who knoes. He wandered off before teh video ended but came back with a concerned when it ended and teh noises went away.

              • That be cyoot. :) Ai wunner if it was nawt-so-dulset me, oar Eva yelling, that waz relevant tu Liam’s interests.
                .
                Oh noes! There iz gunna be a rash uv kittehs hedbonking puters! Kittehs wif conku… konk… borked heds! Puters wif borked, um, whatebers! 8O

              • Smart kittehs, wii habs dem.

                • Absololutelee yu duz!
                  .
                  Ai iz gunna go nao, aifinkso. eva’s nekst feeding be in a nowr, an if ai use teh time tu du fings lyk cleening big-kitteh litter bokses, then wunce Eva is fed, ai can haz sleeps, yay! Altho nawt-sekkund, ai need tu get owt uv teh pile uv big kittehs taht haz formed arownd me awn teh cowch. 8O
                  .
                  We will habing bideo an pics in teh moarning, unless ai haz an awake tunyte an duz it. ;)
                  .
                  Gudnyte! See yu tumorro!!! {{{{{ cheezfrenz }}}}} Schmoos!

  6. gammacat says:

    *calls elebenty nine* holp holp! wi has multipol splorts frum a kyoot bebbeh kitteh!
    Oh, teh hugh manatee!

  7. KittyPants says:

    Hai 4, rly…

  8. catslave says:

    AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *SPLORT*

    • carosue says:

      Another wun? Ober here! Hurry up!

      • gammacat says:

        *scoops up catslave’s braynes*
        *rinses branes wif orinj sented wadder*
        *plops braynes bak intew correkt cabity*
        *uses culurful duky taype to hold hedbones in playce*
        *snaps on brand new CHRGs (inspected bai # elebenty)*
        *leeds victum to splort recobery longe*
        der, just snuggle under dese blankies and have drinks and sordid chokklits.
        And for CC’s sake, dinna luk at teh pikshur wifout CHRGs, HGGs, and any otter protectshum ai forgot!

        • catslave says:

          Fang Q gammacat, berry mulch! Anudder wai tew luk at the piktures is tew youse teh mirror. Dat wai nawt get direct xposeur tew teh kyuteness. :)

  9. D.R. says:

    The forecast from the National Splort Tracking Network is for very heavy chances of Splorts in some areas. Residents are advised to put on CHRGs (wdoi) and giggle to their heart’s content.

  10. ILIKETHATCATALOT! says:

    I LIKE THAT CAT A LOT! IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!

  11. erik teh lolcat says:

    Ooo.. *SPLORT!*

    • Harry says:

      Why don’t dey read da warnings and practice safe lolcating?

      *scoops up erik’s braynes*
      *rinses branes wif orinj sented wadder*
      *plops braynes bak intew braynium cabity*
      *snaps on brand new CHRG (inspected bai # twelvety)*
      *leeds victum to splort recobery longe by the princess mu meadow*

      Here, enjoy some refreshing refreshments and fuds until you feel better!

    • gammacat says:

      *scoops up erik’s braynes*
      *rinses branes wif orinj sented wadder*
      *plops braynes bak intew correkt cabity*
      *uses culurful duky taype to hold hedbones in playce*
      *snaps on brand new CHRGs (inspected bai # elebenty)*
      *leeds victum to splort recobery longe*
      der, just snuggle under dese blankies and have drinks and sordid chokklits.
      And for CC’s sake, dinna luk at teh pikshur wifout CHRGs, HGGs, and any otter protectshum ai forgot!
      an here are sum tax forms to reed!

      • erik teh lolcat says:

        ditto doc, iz maek suer tew use protecshuns before ai luks at teh cyoot pikshurs!
        but teh kittehs suer liek to pull fast ones on us! XD

  12. kimkiwi says:

    Ebberybodee off to teh ty bootik. Ai wontz to bai a boblol-hedded kitteh nd a sno gloeb. Nd ai haz teh noo abatar – iz gud tewdae.

  13. ILIKETHATCATALOT! says:

    I LIKE THAT CAT SO MUCH!!! IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!

  14. nightshayde says:

    Ai haz an anti-splort. Ai wuz just told dat a co-worker’s Mum past away a fyoo minnitz ago. She had bin ill & dis wuz expected — but still sad.

    Plz to giv ur luvved wuns an extree skweeze tonite.

  15. rhsb says:

    Gess wat I jes did – I burnded a cd awn my lappytawp foar teh nawt-sekkund tyem!

    **hazza prowd of hurself**

  16. Johnnyface says:

    OMFG
    Skweeeeeeee
    :::Splort:::

    • gammacat says:

      Johnny! didn’t yew see teh warning!?!?
      *runs to get CCC*
      wee-ooo weee-ooo
      *carefully baks up CCC*
      BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEE … THUD
      who put dat curb der?
      oh deer, dis is a bad wun!
      *scoops up Johnny’s braynes*
      *rinses branes wif orinj sented wadder*
      *plops braynes bak intew correkt cabity*
      *uses pink duky taype to hold hedbones in playce*
      *snaps on brand new CHRG (inspected bai # elebenty)*
      *leeds victum to splort recobery longe*
      der, just snuggle under dese blankies and have drinks and sordid chokklits.
      an here are sum tax forms to reed!

    • erik teh lolcat says:

      ah.. welkom tew teh klub.. ur luckee brain nawt ded

  17. catslave says:

    Johnnyface is DAOWN … Johnnyface is DAOWN CCC tew the rezque !
    *scoops up Johnnyface’s braynes*
    *rinses branes wif orinj sented wadder*
    *plops braynes bak intew correkt cabity*
    *uses culurful duky taype to hold hedbones in playce*
    *snaps on brand new CHRGs (inspected bai # elebenty)*
    *leeds victum to splort recobery longe*
    der, just snuggle under dese blankies and have drinks and sordid chokklits.
    And for CC’s sake, dinna luk at teh pikshur wifout CHRGs, HGGs, and any otter protectshum ai forgot!
    an here are sum tax forms to reed!

  18. thoughtful says:

    disappointed. i thought the purpose of the pics that make it to the main page are to make us LOL. not cute-oh-el. when i come here for a laugh i expect the page to make it happen. bummed now. :(

  19. thoughtful says:

    yeah yeah so i’m having a bad day. it happens. maybe i’ll select a random so i can actually find one that’s worthy of an LOL

    • Sorry you’re having a bad day. {{{thoughtful}}}
      There’s always the Upcoming, too. Lots of funny ones just don’t make it to the front page, since there are so many and only a few openings.

  20. Pat says:

    Four out of five cats endorse hi5 as the Web’s best social networking site.

  21. Plasticat says:

    I showed dis tuu teh cween nda she sed eet waz guud sew Ai changed eet a little nda eneewho, heer be Another Memory. Fur eneewun hoo still awn.

    I’m sittin’ right here in my chair
    got tired of all the air
    from bein’ outside
    guess I just miss you
    but there’s nothin’ I can do
    And there’s nothin’ to stop me sayin’
    That I don’t wanna see you baby

    ‘Cause I don’t wanna want to want you
    I see your picture and look away
    I think of when you left
    And I tell myself all day
    That I don’t wanna want you baby

    I try to forget what can’t be forgot
    I try to unsee
    What’s already been seen
    I try to remember my life
    before you came along
    But it looks like I’m stuck

    ‘Cause I don’t wanna want to want you
    I see your picture and look away
    I think of when you left
    And I tell myself all day
    That I don’t wanna want you baby

    I’m still sittin’ here
    wonderin’ why you left me
    for another man
    yeah I do what I can

    But I don’t wanna want to want you
    I see your picture and look away
    I think of when you left
    And I tell myself all day
    That I don’t wanna want you baby

    I’m sick of every little thing that I do
    Bringin’ back another memory of you

    And I don’t wanna want to want you
    You’re standin there so I look away
    I can’t deny it
    I do miss you
    But I just don’t want you back

  22. Plasticat says:

    I showed dis tuu teh cween nda she sed eet waz guud sew Ai changed eet a little nda eneewho, heer be Another Memory. Fur eneewun hoo still awn.

    I’m sittin’ right here in my chair
    got tired of all the air
    from bein’ outside
    guess I just miss you
    but there’s nothin’ I can do
    And there’s nothin’ to stop me sayin’
    That I don’t wanna see you baby

    ‘Cause I don’t wanna want to want you
    I see your picture and look away
    I think of when you left
    And I tell myself all day
    That I don’t wanna want you baby

    I try to forget what can’t be forgot
    I try to unsee
    What’s already been seen
    I try to remember my life
    before you came along
    But it looks like I’m stuck

    ‘Cause I don’t wanna want to want you
    I see your picture and look away
    I think of when you left
    And I tell myself all day
    That I don’t wanna want you baby

    I’m still sittin’ here
    wonderin’ why you left me
    for another man
    yeah I do what I can

    But I don’t wanna want to want you
    I see your picture and look away
    I think of when you left
    And I tell myself all day
    That I don’t wanna want you baby

    I’m sick of every little thing that I do
    Bringin’ back another memory of you

    And I don’t wanna want to want you
    You’re standin there so I look away
    I can’t deny it
    I do miss you
    But I just don’t want you back

  23. lunarmommy says:

    ooh, rats, did i missing owt on all teh gud braynsplorts? *wuz hopin to snitch a fyoo gud wurking bits ob brayn for myself, need tehm despritly*

  24. DaKat says:

    Heyy hey hey!! DaKat is back!!!!!!! Me wants to say hai to evribodee!!!!!!

  25. nightshayde says:

    Wow – ai iz finallee goin hoam frum werk. *collapse*

  26. DONT Listen I'm Disabled says:

    NO you may not have a high 5

  27. Ohai an gud moarning (oar appropriate bariashun) cheezfrenz!!!!
    Ai iz fawling back asleeps nao, but wanned tu gib yu sneek prevu uv Eva bideos. Ai will du blog update wif pics an bideo wunce ai get up (an aftur feeding Eva).
    .
    youtube.com/watch?v=robNfLLN_6A (Eva’s day 5 weigh-in… altho due to liting ishoos, teh nawt-sekkund part iz mostlee just audeeo)
    .
    youtube.com/watch?v=5bv8ZGsi24c (the other cats show an interest, plus Eva nursing)
    .
    Full purrtektive geer iz ohai-lee rekommendid!

  28. Svish says:

    Wouldn’t that be “Hai 4″? or have cats developed thumbs while I was out?

  29. PeteSweets says:

    Shouldn’t it be ‘Ohai 5′?
    PS Yes, cats can has developed thumbs while u wos out

  30. nicky says:

    i love kittens dey r soo cute dey you love em too?

  31. Heleanora says:

    UGH! You copied my LOL I made of my Leila a LONG time ago! Nawt funnay.. Negative cool points!!

  32. Heleanora says:

    See!

    moar funny pictures

    Mai kitteh has moar cuet. :D

  33. Xzon says:

    ia ben watin for hours and noe oens hi 5 me :cry:


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