oh…. you’re home…
i wuz jus maekin maiself a chikn sammich.
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Ai wuz maekin shore dis wuz saef….
….din’t want teh goggie 2 eet it!
liek last tiem wen him said ai has eeted et… whut u men meete wus stuck in mai teff adn mai fur? ai noe noes whut u is talkin bout… ai nebber wud eets chikkin frum da sink… ais 2 classeh kitte fur dis.
o neber… ai wudnt eet dis noes! I wuz jus halping yew get it owt fur yer dinner noms. O yesh
protectin it yesh
Please note. THIS IS THIS PERSONS FIRST LOLCAT! HE MUST BE CEILING CAT! WOO HOO!
Just chking to sea if Thwad…
…ain’t ya never heard of Chikkin of the sea?
ASI thuot Chikken ub teh sea wuz A sea gull what wuz fraid to fly
Chikkun fingurz. Ai haz tehm.
Don’t worry… I’z makin dinner
Twas only gibin it baff. Yep. Not thawing attall.
…better than rubber ducky… I promise.
No soup for you!
Ai fink yur chikkin is drownd!
It’ll nebber clukk agane
It has gorn to meet it’s mayker
It is an ex-chikkin!
no – eets jest stunned!
de chickin stuns eesehleh!!
It b pinin 4 the fee-ordz
um – E’s bleedin demised…
‘Ee’s run daon teh kurtinn an joynded teh kwayer en-vee-zuh-bull….
=^..^=
dis mayd meh sputter mah layt nite gruh-nola.
Wii Haz free way tye up ( nawt tew bee cornfussed wif a tarific Jam) Lettuce danz ober tew the Tye Bowtyque and sea wut iz in teh window…
Iz teh Ofishil Fud Taystur.
uhu – dats wut ai am!
Jest checking dat:
All det bits ar deer
Boaf thays ar taystee
Chickin is defroastid
D…
Dey iz noes poysin
Everytihng is otay wib teh chikkun
Fud is otay for teh nomming
G…
Gud, u is hoam!
Haow is u cookin dis?
I can has sum?
J…
Juss a tayste
Kwikk b4 Ai starbe
Lubblee chikkin
Muss hab a biet uv it
N…
Nom nom nom nom
Oh, izzit orl finnisht?
Plz tew goes git sum moar chikkin?
Quiklee, ai iz stil hongree
R…
Yay mai noo abatar iz heer!!!
Reelee, u needz tu git moar.
Starving, i tellz u, i iz starving!!!
Telll mii dis izn’t awl!
U…
U aer teh wurstist hoomin in teh werld
Vairy wurstist indeed
Wheer is teh rest of mai noms?
Xtreemly mad wib yew, ai iz
Yew haz no ideer hao starvink ai iz
Zrrrrgggrrrrbrrr – dat woz mai tummie rumblink.
:snerk: I neber herd a tummy rumbllol like dat b4!!
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Hai Kim!! I hope thingz b ok fur u in deh upside down land!
It b dark thrity in deh maorningz heer. Emphasis on deh dark.
Ohai mai cween *kurtsees*
Iz jist aftur midniet heer – iz dark nd raynee nd cowd so ai iz waitink fore teh lekky blankie to warm teh bedd nd tehn ai wil gets in.
Lief iz gud – woz a bitt pleh urly in teh weeeek weeeek weeeek butt (:oops:) iz moar betturer nao.
Hao is yew?
This is de fassinayting thing aboat cheezeland… Ur boaf up in de
midlol ob de nayt – but on difrunt days at de saem thyme!!!!
Lektrik blankeez b sooooooo nice!! Iz gonna hab a klowdy day tuday heer, i think. wii b ankshus tu hed norf, but waiting a few dayz fur thingz tu warming up a bit moar. In deh meen time, I gitz tu playing moar wif deh grand sun!
Yay fore teh playink.
Riet, ai haz teh sleepies nao. Hur Imperyal Hiness Buddy Kween ob teh Yewkneevurs is tehre orlreddy – akshillee, aifinkso ovver tehn noms nd a lapp snorgl, seh haz bin tehre orl dae.
{{{{{Cheezland}}}}}
Niet niets ebberywun. Ai seez yew tomorra.
Nite nite KimKiwi! nite nite Hur Imperyal Hiness Buddy Kween ob teh Yewkneevurs
sleep tite an dont mind de bedbugs if dey bite!
G’nite, Kimkiwi. {{{{{kk}}}}}}
Kitteh, tell me you are nawt defrostin’ shicken in teh baftub!
Dis whut coems befoar waching for pot o boyl … wachin for chikken to thaw!
Test test – new abitar yet???
Tee hee – a close-up ob mai babee!!
Ohai! Yu can has Eva bideos!!!
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Clikkee bloo name (altho prolly yu knowing teh drill alreddy
Hi PK!
Eva is de kyootest!
butt (!) there’s no link in the post…
Yu nawt seeing 2 emb edded youtube bideos uv Eva, when yu clikking awn mai name???
Oh… ai see what yu meen *frowns, puzzloled* apologees, we will wurking awn this immejiately! Plz stay tooned fur furvver annownsmints!
OTAY! Eva bideos be awl fiksed!
… sowree fur enny inconbenyense.
Plz tu be waring yur purrtekshuns befoar watching bideos, coz we nawt haz gud CCC aksess there.
oh my CC!!
Shes groing an groing! She’s de moastest adorablol litlol kreechur an it’s
so nyce to be following her!
{{{{Eva}}}}}
SPLORT Warning!!!!
Dese b seriously splortablol bideoz!!!
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*setz owt large stack of brand noo1950z bavving capz fur deh peepz on deir way tu deh Eva bideeoz.
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Dese b eggstra strong tu holding in deh braynez!!
hai lol ppl,
mai nayberz iz goin to hab dere first hooman bebbeh, an dey tink dey haz to gib away dere kitteh cuz dey iz fraid ob toximo…toxop…dat parasyt disease. i fink der iz meny ppl wif bof typez ob bebbehs libbin togedder in harmony. iz dis tru? (i wish dere was wey to search all da comments sekshuns cuz ai fink dis come up b4)
There shuddent be any problems – but the mum should not have any litterboks duty and always wash her hands after handling the kitteh.
The parasites can also be found i raw meat – so she should always wash her hands thoroughly after cooking with meat (and cook it propperly…).
Other than that – it should be fine – I have friends and neighbourghs than haven’t had any problems! (but been aware of the risk and taken their precautions…)
Kittehz adn hoomin babehz haz ben libbing tugezzer fur senchureez. Just taking keer tu keeping fingz kleen. Adn taking deh kitteh tu deh v e t fur a chek up.
*puts awn vet assistaint scrubs*
toxoplasmosis is only dangerous to women during pregnancy, when it can cause abortions, and people with compromised immune systems, like AIDS etc. Most humans are exposed to toxoplasmosis in their lives, and it’s harmless except under those circumstances.
Even for pregnant women, it’s only dangerous if 1) they’ve never been exposed to it previously, and 2) if they’re handling cat feces, like scooping the litter box.
The baby is NOT going to get sick from having a cat around.
Many cats, just like many humans, have been exposed to toxoplasmosis. They only shed it once in their life, for a few days. Period.
They DO need to be careful not to leave the cat and baby alone together, because cats will of course scratch if messed with, and cat scratches can get nasty.
Getting rid of the cat after the baby is born is _utterly pointless_. The only risk was to the mom during her pregnancy, and even that is easily avoided. THERE IS NO RISK TO A NEWBORN BABY OF TOXOPLASMOSIS. Seriously, we just spent a long time in class last week talking about this.
Call a vet, if your neighbour might listen to them.
Frankly, there’s more danger to kids from an uncovered sandbox than there is from having a cat in the home.
yeah! de pro-kitteh and bebbeh-troika has spokin!!!
yah, thank you prysma and all. i mentioned to them that i thought as long as she stays away from the litter it will be ok–as far as toxoplasmosis goes–but there’s a little more to it, it sounds like. i will tell them all this. but, you know, they have new parent jitters. they were trying hard a couple of weeks ago to find a home, but still have the kitty so maybe they are relaxing about it.
mebbeh u cud menshun dat bebeh hoominz leerns lot frum growin up wif bebeh animlos… dem lerns dat der bes borders adn u habs 2 treet odders wib respect… dem lerns 2bee naic adn shaer. dem awlso miet leern hoa 2 hedbonk propurrleh…
I do hope they relax. A healthy cat is no risk to the baby if supervised and a little care is taken. The shelters in the US are swamped right now, and finding a home for a cat isn’t going to be easy at all.
Besides, it’s great for kids to grow up around animals.
*rigglols owt uv scrubs an induljis own gnu-parint jitters bai chekking awn Eva-kittin*
Mine docterz be telling me nawt to be worreedz bout teh tox-o-plaz-mo-siss, for cause I be habbin teh kittehs awl my lifes and be resistant to it.
Okay, now this is funny
First broccoli, now chicken. When is my cat gonna learn to cook?!
Gess wat Ai hass fur mai dinnur 2nite? Yep, ckikkin an brokkolly!
Hoo put teh chikkin in teh baff tub??!!!
Mai kitteh no liek chikken, feesh or meet, he ownley lieks gushy food, hawt choklit an hummus.
Mai kittehs only lyke gushyfuds an anyfing maid uv foamrubber.
Who thaws chicken in the bathtub anyway? O_o
who the hell thaws meat in the bathtub???
I went through all these posts and finally…someone asked what I was thinking! wtf??
hallerios!!
The stoopid hoomans who thaw chickin in the tub spread salmonella to the whole family.
Dis a vewy kyoot kitteh wif gr8 big chopz.