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Gandhi wuz a kitteh in a preeveeyus lief?
Conga-rats, NS awn bein at teh tawp of teh brayde!
Wut drinkees an danses wud yoo lyk?
Jus sum hawt tee wif lemming fur meh, plz. Ai still haz teh pleh cold, but aiz gettin beddur! If ai starts dansin, it will lieklee set me into a fit uv coffing, an ai duzzint want dat.
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U all dansdansdans & sillybrayte haoeber u lieks!
Aiz akshullee gonna leev teh pyooter room nao. Itz hawt in heer & ai iz meltifying.
Jus wanted to pop in an sez “ohai!”
{{{{NS}}}}
Hoap u feline beddur soon!
**starts singin “Iz gettin hawt in heer”.**
U wants teh Jak Danyulz in ur hawt tee? Ifn it nawt make u feelz beddur, at leest u nawt care!
Danse? How bowt teh hokee-pokee?
U put ur rite paw in
U take ur rite paw owt
U put ur rite paw in
An u shake it awl abowt.
AAAAUUUUUGH!!!!
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*shudder* *twitch-twitch*
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*twitch*
U okay, Dan?
**hands Dan glass of JD**
*clang* *swaller* *shudder*
*weak tremblin’ voice* nawt……..nawt……nawt the…hokey pokey
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376 times in 7 months in enough to scar a saint fer life.
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*twitch*
So, wut did it do to yoo, then?
**refills glass**
*clang* *swaller* *prolonged shudder*
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nawt *twitch* too *twitch* much *twitch*
**luuks wif a consern**
U alwayz dis twitchee tehn?
Shakin lyk car awn bad gas?
like a dog trying to pass a peach pit.
Owch.
**shudders an twitches**
*gentlee hedbonks dan*
we can giv yu annoder eer wurm…
hmmmm…
I know!
I kin gibs him bak teh wun him gibbed me last nite!
youtube.com/watch?v=092xX85roR4
WARNING to LADIES:
Ifn u has weekness foar men in kilts, put awn ur CHRG’s!
how can I give ya something I’ve never heard of?
**bites tong**
Wen u wuz doin teh brogue last nite, an menshuned teh claymore. Dis sawng popped in2 my hed cuz it menshuns it too.
Deres also a sawng awn teh Dark Horse cd (by Nikklolbak) dat kinda remynz me of dis sawng too.
Mebbe Nikklolbak wuz inflooensed by teh Glass Tygur? **shrugs**
Well, tehy bof VLC bands… *giglol*
* handz dan teh eerplugs and teh blindurs *
Der U nawt can heer oar cee teh hokee pokee.
If blindurs nawt wurk ai haz teh hawt pokur u can haz.
Donut gibs him teh hawt pokur! Him mite go cwazy wif teh egg-sitemint!
tru, the desire for reverse-phrenology is increasing……..exponentially.
**hidez behind WRr, jes in case**
* gibs rhsb teh valkyrie helmit jes in case *
**shaky hand reeches owt from behind WRr, offerin whoal boddlol of JD**
Heeer…..iz awl urs…..jes nawt to keel me, ‘k?
At leest nawt BEFOAR bakayshun!
nawt directed to annyboddy here, but I’m gettin’ an idea how Bowie felt, or Custer for those not gettin’ the first ref.
U put ur tayle in
U pull ur tayle out…
**Manx kittehs start protestin sawng**
Tu rite! Is wun sylly bull too short. (Manx cats neber complain about twitchy tails – sumfing to chase adn pownce on!)
My frenz parintz had Manx. Hur wuz a “stumpee”, meenin hur had liddlol stub ware tayle wud be.
Wenebber wii pikked awn hur an maded hur mad, dat stub wud be twitchin lyk crazee. Wuz funnee to be watchin.
Um … no Jack fur meh, fanks. We had a fite mennee yeerz bak & still donut get along. *shudder* Donut fink teh alkehawls wud be gud wif mah medicines ennyway. It leevs moar fur u tho!
Dat’s lyk me an bodka.
No kin do it. Nuh-unh.
Okay, sinse SUMWUN nawt wanna heer teh hokey-pokey, wii gotta do sumfin eles.
Purrsonalee, I need sumfin dat will burn teh calolorees an teh fat. (Gotta luuk good ifn I desyde to go to teh nekkid beech awn bakayshun, u knoes!)
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Well, gonna do a dance and it goes like this
The name of the dance is the peppermint twist
In a night like this – a peppermint twist
Round and round, up and down
Round and round, up and down
Around and around, and a up and down and a
One, two, three kick, one, two, three go
Ohai, WRr!
Dat’s wun I nawt heerd in adjis.
U wanted wun dat wud burn teh kalories down.
Ye-up, I did.
Fanks!
Howz teh hows bildin goin? Wenz teh partee?
Teh bankur iz habbing teh partee naow aifinkso.
Teh walls iz up teh lectrishun wuz der tudai so iz going gud.
Kewl!
Iz y’all habbin teh desint wevvers foar bildin?
* nods*
Yes be verree gud wevvers. Eben gud foar takin teh lawng walk wif teh goggies.
Congrats, NS – tawp uv teh brayde!
Oar lernd reel gud frum dem. Congrats, NS, on tawpin teh brayd!
concachooooooolashuns, nightshayde. how’s yr code?
Feelin beddur today but still blowing mah noze & coffing moar den ai wud liek. Ai haz pretteh much losted mah voyce. *sigh*
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Fanks fur askin!
Gud fing dat fur us u can let ur fingerz du teh tawkin!
*nods silentlee*
Ack, ai misst seeing NS! An ai misst saying, “plz tu feel bedderer!”
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Come tu fink uv it, ai missing lawts uv peeps an lawts uv gud-wish-gibbin.
Ebreewun nawt feeling gud, fizziklee oar emoshunal oar ennyfing — ai sending jenral whyte lite an wishiz fur awl mai frenz tu be feeling bedderer an happeh!
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(Seanya an ai wurking awn teh pics frum teh feeding a nowr ago, shud be up soon awn blog… we has aifinkso abowt 4 minnits uv bideo uv me feeding Eva… that will be posted tumorro moarning wince we resize it an upload it.)
Yubetcha, nightshayde! An tihs kittoon iz alsew thinkun, “Wii shal oFURcom!”
Wen I wuz a liddel gerl, wee hadded a kitteh cawld Gandhi. Mi bruvver uzed 2 plae wif him a bitt 2 ruffly, and Gandhi wood just taek it kwietlee untill mi bruvver had his bak turnd. Then Gandhi wood run awai.
Iffn him duzn’t wanna u can’t maek him
dat iz verreeee troooo
i will Not be moov’d
*makes peese sine wif paw*
resistance iz few tile.
No, that’s hardwood…
says teh uglie gorgon
or waws eat vogons???
ai dont know, wat u fink?
ai dont know, wat u finkz?
Dere is gui who libs neer teh ayrport dat mows a hyoog peese sine in himz feeld. U kin seeing it from teh rode, but nawt shure ifn u kin seeing it from teh ayr oar nawt.
Ah, teh fenominomonom of teh elebenty-millyun pownd kitteh…
Halp ahm bein repressd. Du u see me bein repressed?
Nao we see teh vyolins inherint in teh sistem
Holee Grayl – yay!
ware are da cats dat say “nee”??
stoopie pesent kitteh……
ai dint voat foar noe king!
I thought we were an autonomouse collective.
Derz sum lublee filth ober heer…
watchu mean miss?!
Oh sorree, ai hab a kold.
In a democracy – it’s your vote that counts.. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes…
ai doan WANT tew goe awn teh cahrt! ai fink ai’ll goe foar a walllkkkk…
yer nawt foolin’ annyone.
I feel happeeee, I feel…
*CLUNK*
*thud*
Ai iz NAWT goin owtsied wif dis harness. It clashes wif mah iiz.
I would swallow my pride
I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
I would swallow my doubt turn it inside out find nothing but faith in nothing
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
Ron-day-voo den aiz froo wif u.
U egg-zackly rite, NS!
Wun fing I lyk abowt dis rentlol car I’m dribin iz it has cd playur.
To play cd’s in Rhoda, I hadda yoose a “car kit”, ware yoo hooked portablol cd playur thro teh cassette playur. Also, it nawt got bad sowndz systum.
Ai rillee lieks dat sawng.
Gotta get owt uv dis room befoar ai meltifiez tho. Ai shud be at werk tomorrow & ai kin playing moar frum there.
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*waves floofee paws in ebbreewun’s jenerul direkshun*
rhsb did yu sii mine emayo i finded yu a volvo
I gotted emayo but nawt kin find teh car.
*runz tu check website* it wuz pretty
i just seen it wunder watz rong i will recheck da address i gived yu
I wish my cat just resisted passively. IF you can get a leash and harness on him he has perfected the art of slipping right out. I’m beginning to think he’s part octopus and can fit through anything smaller than his mouth.
That’s funny! He sounds like a politician…..
sumwun cawl foar a boenliss kitteh?
Life is such a drag lately.
@@@@@ Win!
Ownli foar Dame Edna.
leeshes iz fur goggiez nawt kittehz, kittehz nawt lyke tu go fur walkz
Hoomin waunts to taeks kitteh for a wauk, kitteh sez, itz a drag…
I would love to walk with you, but for some reason I dont have any strength.
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Oh, that right… you forgot to feed me.
LOL Win!!
Hay PK, how’s that little fur bawl? Do yoo get to stay hoem with her tomorrow?
And how are yoo?
Ai otay, just tired.
Ai haz tu go tu hoomayne sosietee fur 4 owrs tumorro tu mayke up a lab seshun ai missed when ai had teh floo (an awlso tu get more kitteh milks!), but uverwyse, ai can staying wif her awl day. An ai nawt haz tu du ennyfing owt uv apartmint on teh weekend, just hoamwurks.
Eva iz duing awsum! Hur haz teh appetite uv a much biggur kitteh, an iz off tu a gud start awn being demanding an impayshunt. LOL Ai wurking awn update tu her blog nao.
Awl dun – haf a duzzin gnu pics tu see!
Awl ai can sai is – skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Especially teh last wun!
Ai haz a wishing moar pics were cleer… but iz hard tu get nice cleer pics uv a skwirmee lil bebbeh. LOL
Kittehs does taht coz tehey be thinking mummeh be pikking tehm up bai skruff ob nek, so tehey goes limp, see?
Yiss, we noe, butt iz mutch moar fun 2 purrtend dey inbentid passib risistanse!
Ai noe taht 2, but ai does wunner wich silleh person inbented teh ewsless harnessessess?
Frenz, I wud lyk to dedikat teh followin sawng to teh ex-huzbin. I wuz in a stoar wif mahm teh uthur day an heerd it.
youtube.com/watch?v=oy9S6U7kPlI
**Red danses arown room, singin wif Mariah**
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*pause*
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Watcha luukin at? I’m in gud mood. Bakayshun iz FWEE WEEKS frum 2morrow! Woo-hoo!
Duz U need Ur pole brotted in?
* signlols teh conga ratz tu bring in teh pole *
An gibs FREE show?
I donut finkso.
Ifn y’all want show, u gots to pay. Bakayshun nawt cheep.
Whuu sed enneyfing bowt free? U can charg munnies fur teh dans adn Ai can chrg munnies fur teh noms adn teh drinkses.
An I gets awl teh munnies?
Gud deel!
Weeellllllll U get awl teh munnies aftur teh ‘spenses.
conga ratz nawt wurks cheep.
Stoopy conga rats.
Why yoo hire sutch egg-spensib halp?
Ai iz a rat, Whu U fink ai wuld higher? a skwirrl anna pinny gig?
**finks to hurself, Kin wii say neppitizm, boiz an gurlz?**
hell noes
we wont goes
…to teh vet
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Gandhian kitteh is fiting for himz rights.
Himz demands are simplol, himz only wants deh best
“Nooooo…teh hoomin lyed……sed ther wud be CAEK!…i nawt see caek, only vet’s awf-hiss”
nise low top Converse Wepun!
Hai canI haz see ur titays!?! Puhhhweeezze?
Terror personified. Are we going to the vet or for a bath?
Ai tried put mai kittehs ondeh leesh, an dey cullapse totallee. Not able ta muve wid dat ting on me, fankoo berry mush!
my cat does dat all teh times