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I must has a drunk. I see 2 phlonquaises.
conga rats LCB! whut should we ask yer phlonquaises to do?
doo wat phlonquaises do best! *dans and runs* *dans and run*
watch out fer dat hungri kitteh! O_o
Evrything that my 1 phlonquais shirks! Like…
Air out the londree room
Behave like a gentlepiggeh
Clean up after Mick
Dust off my dust collection
E…
Errandz tu teh dry cleener adn teh banque
Fold teh londree
Get teh hatz down frum teh top shelf
H…
Errandz tu teh dry cleener adn teh banque
Fold teh londree
Get teh hatz down frum teh top shelf
H…
Eets some uf muh dust collecshun
Feedles wif muh brain
Gawking at teh strangers
Hops up and down teh stairs
I….
Irons mai unmenshunablez
Jumpz on mai bed
Killz bugs ded
Laffs at mai jokes (dat’s teh hard one!)
M…
butt, butt, hows can deh be unmenshunablez ifin u menshunned dem??
OK, Mama Cat, OK.
…. Menshun mai unmenshunables
Nibble mai snaks
Open mai Mail
Practice mai violin
Quicklee pai mai billz
Rotate mai tires
S…
Start teh kar
Tern awf teh Larm clok
Unzip mai sofa cooshinz soz tehy kin be washt
Vaccuum teh flore
W…
Water teh plantz
Xzamin mai tonaylz
Yodel
Zip unner teh sofa tu hyd.
O hai, woodchuck! How u is? Been many whiles since I has seen u.
*fondly rembers being reskewed by woodchuck oncet upon a time*
*Fondly remembers bellieslyding with woodchuck*
Maeks up teh bedz wif militaireee presizhun
Nipz teh trubbles in the bud
Openz all teh windowz an airs teh haus awt
P. . .
Janet! HAI!
HAI!!
!!!!!! Mai finger iz out ov teh cast! Ai can sorta taip again! An ai start teh threa pea awn Mundane – so sumday ai can bend it again! YAYAYAY!!!!!
Free cheerz! yay! yay! yay!
So 4+1 kittehz adn 10-1 fingrz nao.
JCH4K, wunnerful! I be tinkin u haz a happee to bee owt of cast! Iz itchy ting, I tink sew!
yay Janet!!!1!
Hooray JCH4+1K!
Poops on muh sofaz and akts cyoot
Quietly pulls pranks on teh cats
Rumbles in teh bronx
Snooping under teh fridge
T…
Talks bak
Unties shoe nots
Veers sudden lee wile runnen
Wiggles loose
Xamines bugs
Yowls constantly
Zips up stairs
Conga Ratz LCB.
U can haz teh sushi trai wif teh warm sake fur noms adn drinks?
Conga ratz nawt can dans naow, dem is halping rhsb wif teh pole dansings onna last lol.
Wii can haz teh pinguins duing teh macarena fur U.
oooh! i can share??? sake? sushi? who cin ask fur moar?
**gitz in lyne behynd princessmu**
**druuls in antyceepayshun**
*stawps waiting*
*Sumones nice YNG *
Pls deer tew bring us sum nice sushi an sake?
**batz eyelashes at YNG** Eggsta wasabee, pleez???
**gigglols wif princessmu**
LCB, gud job. I no giev conga tings, no liek dem tings, dah ar teh ACK wen I sees dem, so I giev u jush gud job wurds.
I has 2 guns. Wun foar eetch of yoo.
Hooray fur uoo LCB, up there in teh HIGH PLACE!!!
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We cud too sumthing fir yoo that we haznt dun in a LOOOOOOG taim!! Rememburr teh velcro wall????
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*runs runs fast. flings self against teh wall wif a flip an stiks there upsidee down*
Wheeeeeeee!!
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Hooooo’s neggst???
*luks up at JCH4+1K*
how yew get down?
Ai think ai mite need a hand!!! Ai think ai ar still left hanging usidee down frum teh laszt taim we did this!
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Just taek mai paw – an kwik tug ought to doo it! ;0
* takes teh paw, gibs teh liddlol troll tug, JCH4+1K flys fru teh air accross awl uf cheezland tu land inna hammuk inna splort recubbury ward. *
dat wus wun dramatik reskew!
Hur did land awn teh hammuk yesh? Nawt the tramploline next tuit?
Oooh! Me! Me! Pick me!
*runsvryfast, flings self against teh Velcro wall*
*forgot that I was waring my Teflon soot today, slides down onto floor wif a hardness*
*notisses teh teflon soot, slides teh pile uf sawft muds tu teh fuut uf teh wall fur lcb tu lands in. *
u am a very nice troll!! much liek that darling care troll. u kno it rilly dus taek awll personality types tew maek a happy cheese land
duz yew need help, or shuld aye call a fyreman?
Call a firemans? Is u teh crazy?
Call a dozen firemans!
Upsideedown firemens awn teh velcro wall???
SUM PREZZIE!!
* diul elebentee 9 *
Halpz Troll Fyremanz. Wii can haz teh halp fur teh LCB?
Hur haz lawtz uf sparklolies.
Okai, U bee heer inna twunny minutes? Okai
Troll Fyremens?
Du nawt want!!!!11!!!!
reformed troll firemans?
Ai nawt fink dem is reeformed. Being fyreman iz jes eazzee way foar teh troll tu getz inna haws.
oh! *shibers*
IRL, ai rinted a belcro wall fur mai widdlol hoomin gurl’s burfdai pardee. Dat fing iz REELEE hard tu get awf ov! Ai wuz peelin widdlol kidz awf dat fin awl dai. Win teh pardee wuz obur, me an my stoopy husbing tried it, an we boff got stuck!
R u still up dere??
And if u is, whut is u typing wif?
Well, ai managed tu git down, an we tayke the huzbing fud ebery sew offen.
That’s nice of u to feeds him. Is important that he has meals that stick to his ribs.
Vanilla
no… iz had dat yesturdai.. shud iz go fer teh choklet? hmm,.. butt vanilla is muh favrit.. dis is tuffer than it luks… T_T
Chokklit vanila swirl!
Iffn teh tew pinny gigs runned rilly fast rownd and rownd, dats wut it wud be.
*imajuns teh sight and gigglols*
Won word…BLENDER…
Pig-O-Matic — onlee $19.95 cheezburgerz adn if yoo order nao we’ll give you two pinny gigs – one chokklit and one vanilla – free!
Ai can haz teh orinj pinny gigs insted uf banillol?
But teh orinj ones ar poisin, rite?
nawt fur teh troll.
**has memrees of teh Bass-O-Matik skit awn SNL**
waz mai inspirashun.
…But WAYT!! Tehr’s moar! …tell’em shamwow dude…
*hands over mikrafony to the mucho luvd shamwow guy…*
Are you following me, camera guy?
We can’t du this awl dai!
U beddur!!!
U been payed tu du dat awl dai!!
Ai nawt pays fur U tu haz teh brakes oar fur teh noms oar uzing bafroom!
**big teary eyes**
*snifflols**
Butt, ai gotz tu pottee!
U can goes, but ai taek it owtta Ur pai.
**big teary eyes**
**batz eyelashes at Troll E Troll**
Den ai cannot doughnayte tu teh orfun fund! **snifflols**
Hay parro thead, u has all those shamwows. Does u *rly* need to go somwhere else for ur potty brake? Just saying.
Yu wanna buy a YEWZED shamWOW? Yu need tu see teh guy wif teh eerfing an pointee hayres.
Hi it’s Vince with Shamwow You’ll be sayin wow every time you use this towel It’s like a chamois it’s like a towel it’s like a sponge A regular towel doesn’t work wet – this works wet or dry This is for the house the car the boat the RV Shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid Look at this It just does the work Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn’t drip doesn’t make a mess you wring it out wash it in the washing machine Made in Germany – you know the Germans always make good stuff You can cut it in half use one as a bath mat drain ya dishes with the other one use one as a towel Olympic divers they use it as a towel Look at that Completely dry Put a wet sweater roll it up it dries your sweaters Here’s some cola…wine…coffee…cola…pet stains Not only is the damage gonna be on top – there’s your mildew That is gonna smell See that The most absorb Were gonna do this in real time Look at this Put it on the spill turn it over Without even putting any pressure fifty percent of the cola right there You follow me camera guy? The other fifty percent the color starts to come up No other towel’s gonna do that It acts like a vacuum And look at this – virtually dry on the bottom See what I’m tellin’ ya? Shamwow You’ll be sayin’ wow every time!
Chokklit. Itz nawt dezert if itz nawt chokklit.
But… but… sometimes is not chocolate, is likkorish. And not always gud likkorish neither.
Likkorish?!??? Bleh. Nawt dezert at awl.
Choklit & vanilla = a balansd diet, I finkso..
No, choclat iz MUCH better!
ai humbly DISAGREE
ai must point out that, in the wurds of mai Dove chocolate wrapper, “The best things in life are chocolate.”
Dere are no doves hear, ai donut fink so.
ai dont fink we have met. ai am new–just started this week. wolfie told me about ichc.
Welkum tu Cheezland, Kat!!
adn uzzer fun stuffz related tu deh ICHC.
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Dis b a wundermouze plaic….. deh peepz b nice adn deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!! u kin eeting awl u want heer…. deh fudz haz no kalreez, adn u kin drinking awl u wantz, tu, kuz deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl!!
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Dere b a wiki linked up top so u kin leering sum stuffz bowt deh way wii b tawking….
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adn I haz sum halperz fur deh noobeez and not-so-noobeez at
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
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It b full uv deh informashun fur making deh linkeez and gitting abatarz adn making deh smilee faisez
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*handz Kat a chokklit martoonee
Cheez!!!!
thnx, cweenmj! ai culd reely use those halperz! ai been twien to figur dis hole fing owt, an so far, ai am not that gud at it!
It kin b a bit ober whelmingz at nawt-sekkund. But donut wurry, az long az u b heer and habbing fun, dat b deh most important thing!!
Great! well, ai has 2 go. ai iz not reely supposted 2 b on teh intertubes, ai iz supposted 2 b riten mai paper. maybe ai talk 2 u l8r. By-by 4 nao!
joyn mai klubb! Dat’z meh likek, awl teh tiem!
Ohai, mai cween!
*bowz, ofurrz chokklitz*
adn hao iz yoo dowink?
Fankeez fur deh chokklitz.
nom nom nom
I b ok, howz bai u?
mmm..okai….ai gezz….
(oh drattz….ai gotz tew goez nao…gud nite!!)
win it coming tu being gnu at ai see aich si, cweenmj r teh moast nolidjabibble
rnt dat ryte hur majistee?
Oh hai dere LC79!! I prolly not deh most nollijblol, i just riting it down!! I finkso dere b uzzerz wif moar smartz dan mii.
well, iffn der wuz ebur a ichc cheezpeep hall of fame u wood be wun ov teh peeps in it…..
In any circumstance, it is always better to pick chocolat!
gmta, Kat!
Guinness Piggeh and friend?
Oh no, Guinness Piggeh in trubb el. Stop kitteh, Guinness Piggeh is fren!!!!
tehy haz a flavur.. ai meen, flavurz!
Whai chuuz? haz sum of bof.
WRR, fur shame, row dents nawt be fur nommin! sum wun mush pank u fur dis commint, it bee bad!
Mai fot egzacklee!
yum.. they sure come in large porshuns~ ^_^
I lufs youz all
Go for chocolate! Chocolate wins!
I’ ve heard of piggie inna blanket……..but cummawn, srsly.
Wut’s ur bershun of piggies inna blankit?
Mien iz hawt dawgs (split down teh middlol wif cheez) wrapped in cressint rolls an baked.
mine are large cabbich leefs wraped around sausage an rice balls. then steamed
We cawl dem hollops heer. but we cubbur dem in saurkrawt adn teh V8 joos before dem goes in teh uven.
holy carp! that sounds good! like a version ov moms baked green an red peppers
‘cept the sowerkraut.. dat maeks it rilly diifrint. my grama made a nice sowerkraut bak n teh day….
Mien tew! Abowt a yeer after hur passed, ai opened teh last jar ai had to shaer wif my huzbin. Him had nebber meeted hur, just heared me tawk abowt hur. He said, “thank you, gram”. Maed mai ii’s leeky.
aahhhwww! yay fur good smart thotful husband!!1!
*nods*
Yesh, Iz teh luckee focks!
Mien is sossijs in pie crust pastree. Then baked.
nommy!
Brekkie snausages rapped inna pancaek.
Y’all r makin me hunbry…
*lissenz to stomak noyzez*
Mynez hawt dawgs (cutted in haf) rapped inna biskit doh (teh kind inna rowel dat goez ‘pop’ alsew cutted in haf. Bayke, den dip in mussurd an/oar catshup. Serb wif frech bejtablols an dip, sew yu git sum bitamins.
wow didnt know soo manni bersions ub a pigs n blankies..mine iz da tiny smoked cocktail wieniez in da cresent rowlz oooh an surb dem wif da spicy mustards
Ohai rhsb. Dat be called “weiner wraps” in schoolz in Oregun.
*applauds skool systems that provide stoodints wif weiner wraps*
Gots tu go, guis! Eva-feeding-time in twenny minnits, an ai want tu be abul tu fawl ober an sleep wunce she be dund.
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Ai hopez ai can be heer ober teh weekend moar, an tehre eben be a pawsibiloltee ai mite tawk bowt sumfing uvver tehn Eva! (Nawt promissing, mind yu..
Lubs yu! Haz a nawsum nite!
‘Nite p-k.
Sweet dreems, PK n Eva n Sean!
Nitey-nite PK! Schmoos to bebbeh Eva. Yew kin tawk abowt hur awl yew want! Typiclol new momma.
Run piggies!! Kittehs are pure evil.
Aww, teh kitteh luks lyk mai Yuki.
ahhww. {{britespot}}
shuld kitteh have chocolate, vanilla or da swirl?
**pikz self up awf floor frum laffin at pickshur**
Ai boat fur banilla! Wif chokklit sawse. Wif wippee creem. Wif cherries.
anudda tuff decishun for teh kitteh; blak eye or gween?
In soviet russia, chokklit or banilla chooses you!
FTW!
lolcatburglar been cloning phlonquaises!
Shhh! Ixnay on teh oningclay! Nobuddy is sposed to knoes about this yet.
**clampz beek shut**
Awreesay.
Gudnite frenz!!! Teh hoomin girl iz finely hoam, ai muss go tu bed an git sum sleeep. Goggie haz been teh sik an waykun me up at free ay em teh las fyew nites. My tyred, let me show yu!
Choclat haz moar funner eerz to play wif…so sez mai kitteh Ninja.
eezee answurr: BOFE!!
CHOKLIK!!!1! Ennybuddy still awake?
sorta! how ya doin KCT?
Ohai! Ai jus wokeded up!
Hello {{{KCT Gammacat and Africat}}}
I just swam in from the Carribean and boy are my flippers tired.
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awww, everyones gone
*swims away with a sadness and a plate of chocolate Easter eggs*
{{{{hugh}}} Ur bunny ears look grate!
*manajis to swipe sum easter eggies out ob de playte as Hugh swims by*
Hi Hugh!
Fanks for de chocklit!!!
Bye Hugh!
*Turns back tu work lappytopp an goes on wurking*
Lindt choklit Eester Eggs??? Yummers!
but Hugh – yoo swam in frum so far. . .yoo shud just rest an wayte fur someone to come.
tho – ai remembers ha verree skeeree it can bee to bee heer awl aloan. It happened to be wonc – an ai thot ai’d dye ov teh loanlies. but tehn cweenmj cayme an reskewed mee!
Goof morning Janet!
ai agree – it can be a bit loanleh here at dis thyme ob day – but it’s a bit liek beien hoam alone, you can do what u want an nobody sees u!
Heers sum cawfee froam de nespresso masheen heer at wurk – has a gud kick tu it!
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Gud mornin
Teh sun is shinin heer in TTI, I has gardnin to do, an Hazel is killlin her mowse,along wiv mah voile curtins
Angsty wun is late for skule…AGEN.. so I will be doin Taxi duty wen she’s reddy.
Also got a meetin wiv her teetchers and Speshulneeds coordinater at 11.30am.
Teh poor girly got it tuff rite naow,so I has to tell teh stoopy skule whut i fink ob dem.
Juss habbin sum coffee an a ciggy to calm mah nerbs an werk owt a battlol plan.
Whutcha doin? anyfink niyce?
An how is your owchie finner?
Hi Cheesepeeps! Ai am glad sumbuddy is awak, ai cannot slep and muz wakeup ayn mak baskits tomorru. Can haz chocklit?
*Passes flokitty a box ob sordid chokklits an a mug ob hawt chokklit wiv marshymallers,whippy creem an sprinklols*
Whut time is it ware yoo is?
Is 9.15 am in TTI an what a beeyootiful day we can has
good midlol ob de night Flo!
*gives Flo a mug ob hot chocklit an a smawl boks ob Badgers sleep balm*
If you rub de sleeping balm on ur templols – it shudd help u sleep…
Thanx for choclit an balm, it wuz 4 am an not sleepingz. Ai is in Norf Carolina makin baskits an is gud butt (!) nawt sleepz gud in hotelz. Chocklit and balmz is gud.
ets a nows en lader!
Its not ta tuff decision, just has to mix teh together!
i can has both flavas?