Ohai, kin I interrupt this thred to mayk a nouns-mint.
PARTY IN TEH MU MEDDOW! YOR INVITED!
Date: Munday, March 23
Time: noon lol Eastern US time (6 am cheez-time)
Gest of honor: Princess Mu (itz her burthday!)
Selection of noms provided by: NOM! plus sordid speshul shwimps and fancee breds
Coem wun, coem awl! Teh bulbs Princess Mu and I planted in teh meddow in teh fall shuld be in full bloom – teh meddow shuld be gorjus! Ther will be mush rejoycing on what will be wun of teh verreh klose to nawt-sekkund days of spring!
Feel free to stawp by and say hello and “pass a gud tyme” wit frenz. Yor welkum to bring yor hart-petz alawng & let them owt of yor hart for a whyl to frolik and sillybrayt wit us. We will be shor to provyde a nyce selekshun uf treets and toys for teh anymals.
Hewo u dont kno mah but i think that ur rud 4 saein that u made tha miztak of wachin thiz vid! Thiz vid wuz grate! I meen that cat stole brocili and actully ate it! So SHUT UP! Thiz vid wuz gud.
ooh brekkfust/brunsh/lunsh from NOMs!!!
Fankyu Ur Highness!!!
*taeks tee and ginger fins an pancaeks an syrplol*
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Burp – sawrree… *taeks aot gud manners froam bakkpokkit an puts dem on…*
me 2… adn mai kittehs around eeting da broccly for meh… but… as demz noe wans 2 eet broccly adn ai noe wans 2 eet broccly der u goe *hans ober broccly 2 lwb*
mai Murphy kitteh duz taht, dunt madder wat u haz, iffen u leev it ungarded shee wil tri tew drag it awnto teh flor. den wen shee haz it shee luuks at itz lyke “meh” an wauks awai!
EET yur Greens!
Congrats, Catslave! Ai maed teh mistaek uv watshin teh bideo!
Slow U daown, that will
Yiss, it did!
Ohai, kin I interrupt this thred to mayk a nouns-mint.
PARTY IN TEH MU MEDDOW! YOR INVITED!
Date: Munday, March 23
Time: noon lol Eastern US time (6 am cheez-time)
Gest of honor: Princess Mu (itz her burthday!)
Selection of noms provided by: NOM! plus sordid speshul shwimps and fancee breds
Coem wun, coem awl! Teh bulbs Princess Mu and I planted in teh meddow in teh fall shuld be in full bloom – teh meddow shuld be gorjus! Ther will be mush rejoycing on what will be wun of teh verreh klose to nawt-sekkund days of spring!
Feel free to stawp by and say hello and “pass a gud tyme” wit frenz. Yor welkum to bring yor hart-petz alawng & let them owt of yor hart for a whyl to frolik and sillybrayt wit us. We will be shor to provyde a nyce selekshun uf treets and toys for teh anymals.
Kthxbai!
Hewo u dont kno mah but i think that ur rud 4 saein that u made tha miztak of wachin thiz vid! Thiz vid wuz grate! I meen that cat stole brocili and actully ate it! So SHUT UP! Thiz vid wuz gud.
gratz gratz lyk annipuss sayz! u want brokklies too go wif it?
Brokkoly martoonie? NAWT WANT!
HAWT Chokololate and Graham Crackers IS mauch bedder
Chokolit martoonie heer tu
*Bringz in tray oberflowing wif goodeez…. Hawt chokklit wif mushmellowz, fresh cwfee, earl gray tea, graham krakkerz, ginger thins, sinnemon toast, Wafflolz, bloobery pankakez, mayplol syrplol, donutz.
Yummy! freesh noms Frum “Nom” Chezelands maust frabulous rest raunt.
ooh brekkfust/brunsh/lunsh from NOMs!!!
– sawrree… *taeks aot gud manners froam bakkpokkit an puts dem on…*
Fankyu Ur Highness!!!
*taeks tee and ginger fins an pancaeks an syrplol*
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Burp
Gottit!
Butt (snerk…) wat tu du wif it nao?!?
Add it tu collekshun ob cauted fings
Bring it back wen played wif
Crunch it? :pleh:
D…
dig a hoel adn hieds et
extend et 2 da goggie as a gift
fetch da meete wen da hoomin loosk fur de brokkli
g…
gnaw awn it a bit
hide it behynd sofa
immerse it in littur bawks
j…
Jack Hammer a hole in de footpath an berry it dere…
Konseal it under det carpit…
Leave it wer ai drops it neggst…
M…
Make shadow puppetz wif it
Nom it
O….
Opin windo3 and frow eet owt
Put eet inna lidder bawks
Quicklee,
Runz awai frum
S…
Swat it unner da cowch
Think uv moar fingz 2 dew wiffit
Upchuk it (aftur nommin it)
V…
victimize it
whip it behind teh cupbored
xtract awl gudness from it
yuk – who wants to eat dat stuff?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz awn it
Victimize it – LOL! Teh por brokkli!
no sleep till brocc-lyn…
lol
Fang Q Annipuss
i can has beastie boys fan??
teh kittehz iz bein karful nawt to benig atackd bi dey denjerus veggy!
Durn Ai hads too lawg inn an Ai mizzed teh nawt sekund…
aweee… poor jonneh {{{johnnyK}}}
Hit im on the head,..
Affer watchin teh bideo I acshully want a big playte ob brocolay nowz!!
a brokkleh salad wif balsamic vinegar an red oniuns in itteh bitteh bits an raisins
me 2… adn mai kittehs around eeting da broccly for meh… but… as demz noe wans 2 eet broccly adn ai noe wans 2 eet broccly der u goe *hans ober broccly 2 lwb*
Oooh fankies siobhan! *nom nom crunch crunch nom* mmmm yummiez!
Sownds gud! Ayd like myne with a nyce cheez saws! Nom!
Oar wif sum chikin n potaytoes n cheez saws!! dubble nom! mai hungrees, let meh show yuo eet!
Iz going Bak tew Bed. It Cawlz me and iz owlny 3:40 in teh moaning hear. Haz a gud dai Cheezpeeps! {{{{{ Awl Cheezpeeps}}}}}
ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz…..
g’nite!! {{{catslave}}}}
Darnnit! Ai wuz up den tew, werkin onna skewl stuffs! An ai didnt eben fink tew kum bizit Cheezland…
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sumthymes ai hates RL….
ownleh sumthymes?
iffn rl wus laik cheezladn aid lub rl
That cat knows a thing or two about healthy eating!
mai Murphy kitteh duz taht, dunt madder wat u haz, iffen u leev it ungarded shee wil tri tew drag it awnto teh flor. den wen shee haz it shee luuks at itz lyke “meh” an wauks awai!
Basement cat iz stealin yr broccolis!
Hellfee Kitteh habz
wunndurrz wut funnee luukeeng
green stuff reelee iz?
Funnee luukeeng green
stuff habz no aroama. No
habz invyteeng sentz
Hellfee Kitteh nawtz
reelee lykez green stuffz. Juss likkz
awfff Cheez andz Buddurr!
Jack.
Kitteh tayks hiz brokkli just lyke I do – cheez and buddur is best! Nom!
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Video go Bye Bye. Fail blog videos going Bye Bye too. What’s up?
I hate dat dey hav tu take away videos
I too has a cat that goes nuts for broccoli. Begs for it. Likes it more than tuna noms and bellehrubs. Combined.
He is insane kitteh.
Ai haz a avercado kitteh! I leevs a litl i deh shell fer Mewsers an he nom-nomz it. Nico jus luks at it wif disdayn. He tinks Mewsers iz nuts.
I can’t see the little silleh kitteh!
Um, not to be a crank (Though I am MOMMYWoman…) but I thought avocado was poisonous for kittehs?!!1!
How’s come I cant see the video????
o ai cant blam teh caht ai luvzez brokolee
“Yoink!”