
Yes, you did buy this couch but really, that’s where your involvement ended.
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Yes, you did buy this couch but really, that’s where your involvement ended.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Serenwyl
Go find another seat!
And bring me some tuna while you’re at it!
Toona? U wantz toona?? *hauls large, still flopping albacore into Maus’s office, lays it down on teh floor*
Hao we comin wiv Rhsb’s YG intervyooz, Maus?
Baroo?
????*Haz a confyoozed* Din’t sumbody in Pogo say that?
It’s the Scooby Doo “question mark / WTF” noise. Used on Cute Overload mostly.
Oh I heerz it nao! Merember u an me wuz gonna be “gatekeeperz” foar rhsb wen she wuz meetin noo, um, gennulmin frendz? Ah well, anywayz…..gotta go
Ah yes. She hasn’t sent any resumes.
‘parentlee hur aboided teh propur proseedyur, an hirud frum wifin. Sea downfred.
Why didn’t that dude write it in lol
…an a Cat-Sip chaysur, STAT!
As long as you find one that’s not one I’m going to want in five minutes. And no, I won’t tell you which one that it ahead of time, I haven’t decided yet.
Perzactly!
WOW, I got in a braid with Maus and zauberflolute! I’ve never been this close to the top spot ever! What’s on special in the Tie Boutique today?
Conga ratz, Jenn! Haz u seen Krissy’sBeadsBraydez’n'Makramay yet? After Tyboo Teek-eek-eek, we can go there an get owr hares brayded. Maus preferz to abstayne, he says he duzznt have nuff hares…..
*Brings in a box full of rabbits*
I gots plenty of hares. See?
**watches as rabbits multiply**
Yu gonna need anudder bocks soon, Maus.
Ohai, kin I interrupt this thred to mayk a nouns-mint.
PARTY IN TEH MU MEDDOW! YOR INVITED!
Date: Munday, March 23
Time: noon lol Eastern US time (6 am cheez-time)
Gest of honor: Princess Mu (itz her burthday!)
Selection of noms provided by: NOM! plus sordid speshul shwimps and fancee breds
Coem wun, coem awl! Teh bulbs Princess Mu and I planted in teh meddow in teh fall shuld be in full bloom – teh meddow shuld be gorjus! Ther will be mush rejoycing on what will be wun of teh verreh klose to nawt-sekkund days of spring!
Feel free to stawp by and say hello and “pass a gud tyme” wit frenz. Yor welkum to bring yor hart-petz alawng & let them owt of yor hart for a whyl to frolik and sillybrayt wit us. We will be shor to provyde a nyce selekshun uf treets and toys for teh anymals.
Kthxbai!
Ai will trai tu being there, but ai nawt shur. Just in case:
.
Plz tu haz a happehtayl birfday an a wunnermus yeer ahead, princessmu, an may yu be surrowndid awl yeer wif byootee tu ekwal teh flowers in the medow. {{{mu}}}
Fank yoo Prysma-kitteh
U can “pass a good time” n teh meadow? Fot u cud onlee do taht n Lucy Anna.
Part uf teh meadow is inna bayou. Iz teh part dat Stebe Irwin plais in wif himz ally gators.
Couch matches me, so it’s mine now.
GMTA, Jenn!
I was just about to comment on your’s.
Off to the Tie Boutique for us!
you have an exceedingly accurate view of the seatuation.
Butt, (!) that still duzznt make me wanna giv it bakk to yoo…..
finders: keeperz, loozerz :weeperz, hyumanz.
An ebin iffin yous find da seet emptee I stillz iz da keeper! Kitteh sez “Kittehs:keepers; Hoomans:weeperz
I nose it no rimes butt iz da troof!
coordinating kitteh!
coordinating kitteh! (second try)
Deja Vu all over again…
dat iz jus ay glich in da matriks…
oh dat silleh werdpress
umhu – WP’s either nomming fings oar spitting it out in elebentycate…
uhm… nennepus? mai ai innerupt u wif a kwick kweshun?
ai needs 2 noe witch kaind ob powersupplai adn connecturs u habs in ur wonnermous cowntree…
Hi Siobhan!
we have ordinary european (like germany and france) outlets with ordinary 220-240 volt komming out of dem
fankies nenne
uz a gweat halp {{{{nennepuss}}}}
Posts multiplying. Hmmm…. WP iz run by rabbits aifinkso????
dat woos esplane da lostes postz too — da bunnehs – dey like ta choo choo choo stuffz awl ta bits and peeces!
to be… or not to be inbisibul- that is the question: am it ’tis nobler in the lol to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous WeirdPress
Or to take arms adn use a sea of tribbles
And by catapulting dem, end it…
[this bean a test]
Mt. McKinley!
nope. 42.
u beddur bee ‘ware nawt 2 cat-a-pool da towils…
Ai kin sea yu, mary0spockn! Yu nawt inbisibul! Oar mebeh ai haz x-ray bishun? **pondurs**
Iffin yous duz haz da x-ray bison wut wood you luk at nawt seccond????
**bites tong**
Oh nose rhsb!! Purr tong, maybee da burdie kin luk at it wif da x-ray bison — too see iffin it borked!
Jes gimme a sec til ai sheds enuf floof 2 maek teh couch calico too…
Oh. Kind of like my queen size mattress.
Psst! New Eva pics – clikkee bloo name!
Back soon, aihopeso! kthxbai! {{{ cheezfrenz }}}
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… awwwwweee soooo kyoot! fast… hans me a dukkeh taip… ai needs sumfink 2 titens mai chrg…
*hands siobhan NOM – style ducky tapes*
oooo P-k!!!! u am sew fortunate tew b able tew care fur eva!!!!! I’m sorry tew heer about hur brothur
OMG kyoot!! Remines me of when mai babiboi wuz borneded. Himz daddeh wuz a fotografer, adn maded 8 x 10 glossies 4 eberybuddy. Mai grannii sed “taht babeh has teh biggest hed Ai ebber seen!” cuz hims hed wuz 7 x 9.
But I’m tyred!
**snugglols up nexst to kitteh**
Ohai rhsb! **gentlol beekbonk** Hao yu feelin?
**YAWNS**
Bedder today.
Tyred, but bedder.
Stayed up too layte, but wuz werf it.
DU TELL!
**waytes sif bayted breff**
Been eating sushi again, eh?
**brushes teff, moufwashes, chewz gum** Wutebur du yu meen?
I had layt-nite conbersayshun wif my fren.
**eats moar sushi**
still waytin – wif rebayted breff!
Rebaytes = gud!
Wehl, aw-kay – ef u rub awl deh rite playses.
Your whole house belongs to kitteh, too.
Well, ya. That be preddy standard claws in teh kitteh-hyoomin contrakt.
Right!
All your couch are belongz to mee.
Ai haz couch. Ai iz grouch. Don’t push mee.
Or u say ouch!
BURMASHAVE
Good one Caretroll
.
n wut ai dun has iz cheezburger…
Iz mine! U can’t has!
kitteh dere is joy in sharing, not beez so selfish
i nawt kare dat yu wurked awl dai an hassa tyred i wuz here first, oh an werez mine dinner?
ai can has snoe shoffel?
et is snoeing! in da middlol ob da march… in da souf of da austria… fluffeh (2 nawt habs 2 sai fat) flocks ob snoe… ai wans mai suuuuuuuuun!
Sounz prettee!!! But u ken haz mai shaire
… hmh… we cud put bof our shaers onna kitteh as kitteh noe wans 2 shaer?
“Everything in the house belongs to the cat.” (Old Proverb)
GMTA, Ai fink WP maebe liks mi agin.
O Hai, niec to meet u. Ai way behind on all mai getting back 2 ebery on all! {{{BOM_MOMMIE}}}
Thay furniichur is mine, fud mine, bed mine, Ebery FING is MINE! Hoomun stoopid slave for kitteh.
its MINE AWL MINES!!!!!!! “im rich im well off im fabulously welffy” HAAAhaha!!!!!
Get back in there.
Down Down Down!
Go Go Go!
MINE MINE MINE!!!
KCT, Ai haz a happii ebery time Ai seez ur name, bak N its rite full playse. I haz teh “many” strox frum time 2 time, lukki sew far, nawt 2 mush damij. Jush M bare assin win u duzznt noes ur own address.
{{{eubie}}} Fans for u to have a happee! Ai lubs awl mai cheezfrens to hab happees!!!1!
Ihaz a sine – it sez “Iffin yous want da bestest seet in da haus jest moov da goggie” O curse dat iz becuz I no haz a kitteh
I hopes ta get a kitteh affer I moov to a noo haus. Butt nawt seccond I hafta sellz da ole haus; an bee four dat i hasta getz awl mii xtra stuffz outta da haus.
Soooo… I hopez to haz a noo haus and a kitteh to pway wif mii goggies in sum monffs frum naw. *nods nods* yep – dats wut eye hopez!
GDTA u fabulus cheezpeeps!!!! Anna howz ebrii1 tudai???
*stans nirvuslee in front ob a huge red kurtin*
Iz mai birfdai tumoroe an am not sure iffin ai wil b abol tu log in an habba beeg partii wif awl mai fellow cheezpeeps (ai onlee noes u guis a lidol bit, but ai laiks awl u peeps an teh vibe heer), so ai bakid a beeeeeeeg choklit cake anna bring it wif tu share wif u!
*pulls a roap an teh kurtin falls awai tu riveel a beli beeeeeg tabol wif teh cake, partee plaits, napkins an partee hats*
Ai hopps u laiks it, iz mai momcats seekrit resipii!
Oh, an tu finish it off, teh tabol at teh bak haz a supply ob sparking wine – white, red, rose an peech flavurd.
Enjoi!!!
Oooooooooh, wunnermus! Do we gets to eat it nao or do we habs to wayt til tomorrow? *luks eggspectantly at FluffyB*
Nooo!!! Iz fur nao! Dig in wial cake iz stil soft an maist an xtra yummy!!!
*Upfi puts partee hat on, gets a plate and digs in*
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Where, oh where be mai mannurs? Happy urly burfday to you, FluffyB! Ai gibs u big fluffy blankit wif kitteh paw prints awn to keeps u warm and happee on cold nights.
Iz okai upfi. Ai noes dat mai momcat’s special choklit cake resipii smells an tasts sooo gud dat teh ppl furgit stuff, so iz aksully a komplimint!
*takes teh blankit an rubs et aginst cheek*
Ooohh, teh floofy softiness!!! Ai iz defity gonna snuggle up in et l8r tunite wif mai buk, aifinkso! Fangu fur mai luvlei blankii, ai luvs et!!!
Fank u 4 being so unnerstanding. Is nommilicious, dis speshul choklit cake. DO WANT!
eat em nao! an izzit mee or duz kitteh look gene splicetacated?
W00t, w00t w00t; happi earli birfdae to ya FluffyB. U maded a beautimous parti an da momcats iza wondermous cook. Ob courz anyfing choklit iza da bests.
I bringded da choklit eyescreme an heres da britly wrapped preeze. Insyde is al assortedmint of bangles, beads and uver “b”z that sparkel.
Hapi birfdae tu Uz, Hapi birfdae tu Uz, Hapi birfdae dere Fluffy; Hapi birfdae to UUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Aw! Fangs u BOM-MOMME!
*opins teh prezzie*
Teh prezzie wuz no nesisary, ai jus wantid tu selabrate wif mai cheezpeeps, but it izza GORGUS!!!!
*puts on a few ob teh bangles an admires et*
Ai wil b takin beli gud care ob em!
** runs in wif a kwickness **
*puff,puff *
Sorree ai’m so layte….iz NCAA tournament tyme & ai am teh keeper uv teh brackets in my office.
HAPPY BIRFDAY FLUFFYB !!!!!!!
Hay Eeckthecat!! Wut you doo wif da brackets affter da tour na mint? Uze dem furr a shelf or sumfink??
Fangs u eek! Halp usef tu sum cake an sparkil wine.
* offurs a bottlol of champers*
*gifts Fluffy b wiff a silver and emberald necklace*
HAPPY BURFDAI!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohmaigarsh! Fangsu princessmu, ai iz teh speechless. Izza beli bootiful gift! Ai wil take beli gud care ob et tu.
*puts on teh neklas, an den dons a partee hat an dansis around wif bangles jigglin*
Doan ai luk stailesh?
o haow nyce! iffen u cahnt bee heer tamarraw deh ai hoap u haz a happee happee birfdai FluffyB!!!
*noms a gyant peece uv caik*
Oh, fangsu bluesfan473, iz beli sweet ob u!
Okai, ai has tu b goin ham nao, but pleaz tu b continewin wif teh partee! Take care an habba gr8 weekendz!!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
habz pleezd dat Noo Napz Playss goez
wellz wiff himz outfitz!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
lykez himz Noo Napz Playss. Canz shedz
andz no wun noatissez!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh’z
Hewminz berreh jennurruss.
Still wantz Cheezburgr!
Jack.
ai doan blaim kitteh, taht cowch luuks lyke it haz a cumfy!
Leeza! I has linkee foar yoo:
youtube.com/watch?v=092xX85roR4
iz teh kittehs house i jus payz teh mortgage