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ai iz hepping u maek a snugglee!
Those things are teh skary. Peeps what wares them look like they is inna cult. A quilt cult!
*runsawayfastandhides*
butt (!) dey r biiwungetwunfree!
That’s how they gets u! And ur fambly too!
Does them comes in a…pod???
lcb has U seen deh funny U tube bout it, U can find it if you googlok WTF blanket
I mean googlol
No, I has not. I will look for it laters tho. kthxhopeit’snotscary
Has U akshully seen anyone who akshully wears that fing in public?
**shudders**
Congrats, jk2k nawt sekund in a brayde.
Heck, ai IZ a snugglee!
Dere’z ownlee dis redd yarn
Annipuss how U iz, I seed a report on a big fire in central London.
Teh fyre is bowt 4 miels frum me an is naow owt. Ai lib in a subburp abowt 6 mielz frum teh middul uf Lundun.
Red duz nawt sut u aneewayz
fank u, kitteh, fur savin meh frum maiself
ai pleedz teh fivth mendmint to teh Catstitewshun
dis pic is just beautiful! wun ov the best I hav ceen.! srsly, Wow! imma look awn dawn da fred agin an c if the picture takin peep has aribbed.
Aiz gessink yew meen teh piktur of teh kitteh, nd not mai abatar?
huh? Ai wus onleh helping u tu organise ur yarn!
Ai hab ben lernin da nittin, n mai kittehs r awl abowt helpin mi organise!
knit one, pearl……#$%&
knit one, pearl……!#@$
knit one, pearl……*^$$^%
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my give up.
an actual conversation in the stagehands office, when SHD was asked to help with the construction of baby quilts.
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the giggle-fit that followed was infectious. I was asked to leave the office.
*nods* I wudda thot u were more teh unraveling type..
*shrugs, and tilts head to one side*
Not teh side ur a quart low on??
gotta get the working brain cell inna fluid somehow.
I have some of gremlin’s leftover branes from this morning here… want em?
hm, well, I know it sownds liek a big decishun, but it’s not rly.. gremlin has verra gud branes. I gotta go werk out so…
*hands dan a bag of gremlin branes*
*it’s dripping a little*
see how fresh tehy r?
just FULL of brane cells, fluids and synapses!
don’t let em dry out now. mite wanna put em in some tupperwares.
c ya later!
I guess ya could say I’m of two minds about the idea.
If U nawt liek gremlin braynes aifinkso hur could fined U teh pinnee gig braynes.
just wut r u suggestin WRr???
Ai ordured a brane sell frum teh ad ver ticement on tihs site. Keeps it N mai car, handii 2 show NE1 who finks I got no branez.
ooh, wher kan i getting sum ob thoze? im down to my last fyoo, culd reely yooze sum more…
ohai SHDan, ai is purrfesshunal kniting teechur an ai bet ai cud teech u! free lessun if u iz ever in Portland.
Aifinks kitteh has some trout on da end of dat stringer!
yupp – an his not codding – hims gonna eet it…
Follow teh stringz…
a beeutiful mynd can confuse itself
*Y-O-I-N-K!!*
wut did u cawtid? wut did u cawtid?!?!?!
I iz still reelin it in…
“It’s like you’re unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting…”
Hmmmm…name dat kwote!
I beleev we wuz lookin for “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure”…
Unfortunately.
Whai “unfortunately” ???
*pondurs*
“Straight Lines: Selected Reviews by Richard D. Flavin, paragraff tu” FTW?!?!
Heh heh I love that story!
Schrodinger’s kitteh is unraveling deh string theory
This IS wats awn teh endz of string theoree!!!!!!!!!
Ohai! Kittin blog be updated!
In sumree: lil gurl nao haz a naem: “Eva” which meens “life”.
We gotted a scale so can keep close eye awn her weight an gib her teh rite amounts uv milk. Her iz 3.7 ownsis.
An teh blog post haz teh bideo uv teh feeding last nite, which be heer if ennywun misst: youtube.com/watch?v=4Zgjj_rZDGE
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Ai cannawt fank yu enuff fur teh hugs an luv, guis, eben tho ai duz nawt haz teh time ur enerjy rite nao tu respond tu ebreewun. Schmoo!
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*stumbuls awf tu showr, tehn feed Eva, tehn feed self, tehn feed Eva, tehn fawl asleep until time tu feed Eva*
infinkso u has at least a moderate dulcet goin on prysma!!
{{{{{PK an Eva}}}}
Eve kitteh!
::splort::
{{{{{PK}}}}}{{{{{Sean-ya}}}}}
{{{{{Eva}}}}}{{{{{poor lil bebbeh boi kitteh}}}}}
{{{{{Trick}}}}}{{{{{Angel}}}}}{{{{{Loki}}}}}
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teh liddul squee noyzez onna video reminz mee uv teh broccoli kitteh frum a whyle bak…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/09/broccoli-kitten-demands-his-nom-nom/
Ai wuz partlee crai-ing, partlee smilin wen ai watched teh bideo. Eva be beeyond preshuss!
pee ess: Wen mai kit wuz borned WAY too urlee, Dr. Tinycat sed wuz a gud fing her wuz a girl, ‘cuz bebbeh girls be strawnger tahn teh bebbeh bois. Mebbe troo for teh kittehs, tew? Still has a sad for ur bebbeh boi, but maybee Eva habs teh gud chance. Expeshally wif hur eggsellent foster parints!
{{PK, Eva}}
That waz my red bikini!
WooHoo!!
:P
You said if I want to destroy your sweater just pull the string as you were walkin away. I was just following orders.
i finked of taht song too!
Ohai has red been bak tudai. Hur wuz tring tu get in wif Drtinycat. ai wanted tu noze if hur is borked moar dan hurz finked.
i wuz wunnerin da same thing i nawt seen her sinse mornin thread ifinkso
If yu want to distroi mah swedderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Hold dis thread as ai wahlk away….
OMG, GMTA!! Dis kitteh defnitlee a Weezer kitteh fan!!
T3h wunndurrfull feeng
abowtz lawng, plumpz, sawfft fredd iz
dat it nebburr endz!
Lawng, plumps, sawfft fredd habz
Majjikk dat maykz Kitteh akktz
lyke Liddill Kittun
U canz pullz it! Tuggz
it! Pownss awnz it andz summhow,
it alwayz fytes bakk!
Summtymez wen it rappz
arowndz and arowndz iz teh
besstest tyme ubz awll!
Jack.
hooray foar Jack Deth! Po it tree frum yu iz mai fav!
srsly, jak u has quite da quiet talent.
gintly jaks poems arive awn liddle cat feet…
an stay dey dew, awn warm laps
der issa knowing ov a kitty dat
okurs aftpur da readin ov wun
ov ur poems
u muss b a fluffin genius!
iz string theeree?
Testing, 1-2-3 iz dis fing working????????
Lets sea if diz works noew.
I pull line
Y no fishie caut yet?
Ut-oh, yews bin snagged.
Ai notice the kitteh blends in very nicely with the brow/tan blanket and the brown pillow. Him has good taste in decoration. Maybe is why him trashed red sweater?
blah!! Suppozed to be “brown/tan blanket”. Ai can spell. Ai just cnat tpye.
Awwww! That iz wurlds most bootiful kitteh! Reminds me of mah kitteh Misty who iz now with Ceiling Cat.
IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATERRRR
Woahwoahwoah
PULL THIS THREAD AS I WALK AWAAAAYYY
*pulls thread*