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eaz awl lyes!!!!
Conga rats awn ur singlol nawt-sekkund spot, Wulfie!
Wut drinkies an danses wud yoo lyk?
Conga ratz wulfie.
Wii cna haz teh dansing wif wulfs adn teh hair ub teh goggie fur drinks?
awww.. dansing wif wulfs, such a sad movie!
y nawt…, i liek dis ideea
hao bout we jus hab teh goggie tough, skippey teh dwinks
I nawt shure how I feel abowt habbin goggie hare in my drink, tho.
I finkso I’ll pass awn dat opshun.
iz nawt aksual goggie hairs iz jus teh bulldawg gin.
**luuks suspishuslee at WRr**
U shur?
Okay den….I’ll try it.
Dam. I thot dis wuz cuukbuuk.
Ohai red. did U see Drtinycat?
Ohai, WRr.
Yesh, I saw Dr TinyCat. Nuffin iz borked, jes berry sore.
I cud barelee moov dis moarnin. Wuz berry pleh.
Gud ai haz a wurried when U nawt awn sum of teh earlier lols
Awww….glad I wuz missded.
I gots rentlol car 2day. Feelz weerd to be drivin agin.
U mai want tu go get wun uf teh pinnee gig bobblol heds frum teh birfdai fairie.
Dem iz inna put it back LOL
ooh to put one on teh dash bored?
red when u going car shoppin?
Prolly gonna start dis week week week end.
Pleh.
Membur, U kan get da innertoobs to shoe Us lots ob carz befor U goes out. Sabes tyme an paynes of getin in-n-out ob da car.
I alreddy been luukin, to see wat I lyk an nawt lyk.
Teh car I’m drivin iz kyoot but I nawt wud buy it.
Iz 2008 Toyota Yaris. Teh speedometer an stuffs is in teh MIDDLOL of teh dash, nawt in front of drivur’s seet!
Weerd.
*snerk*
Red my car is liek that. and I thot it was teh weird too at furst, but u’d be sprised how fast u get used to it.
AND, u don’t hafta luk around teh steering wheel!
Wut duz yoo has?
Scion XA.
Tehy quit selling them teh year after I got mine, now tehy have the XB, XC and XD. but I LOVE my car!!!
I thot teh TC’s wuz kyoot, espeshulee sinse my old inishuls wuz dat.
tehy still r!
and if tehy get teh same MPG, it is GRATE.
teh main reason I wanted teh Scion.
HEY RHSB!! glad tu sii yu!! guud idea tu luuk at carlotz websitez awn line tu liminate da failz
Ohai, 3km!
Wuz in Lex agin 2day. Nawt had tyem to go see ifn u wuz werkin oar nawt, tho.
Wii gotta get togedder soon! Lemme kno wen u kin meet at teh Mexikin playse.
soundz guud! wat kinda kar yu luukin for? i hazza slow at wurkz an spend manni hourz awn line i kuld help wif da searchez
emayo mii wif statz ifin yu wantz an i willz luk at da sitez kauz i gotz noooo kustomerz stuuupi konomiez
I lyk teh Honda Civics dat has teh skwared-awf bak end. 2005-ish, I finkso.
I boughted Powerball tikkit today, so mebbe I win tonite, an kin buy dreem car! Volvo S40.
I like Honda Civics hatch baks 2
does U lyke Honda Fit?
It is tinee tynee and cute
Honda Fit iz too small foar me, I finkso.
Dere’s gui at werk wif Honda Civik hatchbak. Next to it, Rhoda luuked HYOOJ!
whut bout VW golf?
Dunno. I will has to look arown an see wut iz availablol an affordablol.
I have a ‘97 Honda Civic 3-door (read: Hatchback) thanks to the hail-storm last spring, it’s name is Dimples. It looks like someone took a regular civic and kicked it butt up between its shoulder blades.
You culd maybe get teh Rangur truk oar teh Escapes
I has a Nissan Sentra is gud. I has also had gud luk
with Subarus.
*snerks again*
Teh Ranger was my last car!!
I went WAY down in size and I LOVE it.
I can sneek into teh parking spases that I cudn’t fit in before.. I can turn arownd on a dime, no 3 poynty turns anymore, and it’s easier to zip around in traff ick!
*drops a dime out on JCH4xK Blvd*
Go ‘hed. Lemme see u turn around on that in ur vee-hickle.
*hopes leeza doesn’t notice it’s a fake dime*
be glad my car isn’t there, being mine it would pick the dime up…..and keep it.
I’d probably run into it, leaving a scratch on it an completelee destroying wut I wuz driving.
Skwirrl, Ai lib where U nawt haz tu maek the 3 pointee turnz wif teh rangur oar eben teh Hummer foar dat mattur. Nawt haz tu shubblol so much snoes if U haz teh 4wd dat can go fru moast uf it. Goggies can haz teh ried owtsied tu if dem needz teh baf aftur teh run.
WRr, u iz gonna has teh emayo inna minnit.
*raps rhsb inna nyce warmee blankee*
*gibs teh hawt toddee wif teh gudstuff init*
*tuks blankee rown teh feetees*
can ai han u teh teevee reemoat?
Oh, Fanks, jk2kitteh!
Ackshully, I cud relee yooz a gud lawng hawt tub soakin. Kno ware I kin find wun?
*runswifaqwikness tew hawttub stoar*
*puffpuffpuff hawls bak tub an sets up*
*filfilfilfilfilfilfil wif waddur*
*cawls over yng or foar tew add sum… karaktur*
*tests waddur temper achur*
*nods hed*
is reddy foar yew!
Wow, FANKS!
Yoo werk fast!!!
**puts up hares, climbs in hawt tub an sinks in**
AAaaaahhhhh…..
ai haz a jacuzzi tub in mai baffruum!! iz teh win!!
**litebulb goes awn ober hed**
My aunt has jacuzzi tub!
Aifinkso hurz wantz meh tu halp hurz tu teh sekkrit hawt tub so she nawt haz tu hab teh swimmy soot awn.
Why I needs ur halp?
I kno ware it iz. I has map, remememembur?
Ai noze, but U sed u had teh stiff and sores. Ai finked U wuld want sum halps wif rubbing teh medcins onna sore spawts.
It did hurt to tayk my shirt awf foar teh x-rayz erlyur….
aifink dat iz wut teh yng iz foar…
foar teh cheezburgrs, yesh?
bc duz nawt hab teh happitayl
…dey awlwayz b miskwoting mii…..
I hate wen dat happenz.
Deh press…. u cannot bleeving dem.
Butt, teh Nashunal Enkwryrur sed dey wud yoose onlee correck kwotes!
awww….mayyuunnnn…dey said dey BURNED those negatives……
dey deed, after getting prints tough
An yew BELEIFED them?
when one is a man of honor, one is to assume it in others
when one is a man without honor, one is to assume that in others as well.
oooh dan I can just see u makin that speech in a kilt wif a sword by ur side…. SEW Rob Roy!!
Ai feels a swoon kumming awn…
GMTA! *calls for swooning couches*
Im tryn not to!!
nay, tha claymorrre ‘ud be oon meh beck, strrung frum one sholder to tha oother.
oor strrung from oone shoolder to tha opposite hip rrather.
Dey alwaes tol mi da assume meens to mak a a$$ out ob U an Mi.
Hoew um U takin bout mi??
U scawts an ur airs wif teh kiltz adn teh claymorrres. U shud seez us vikinz wif teh bluu makeups teh horny helmutz and teh big axez.
**snerks at teh frase “horny helmutz**
scots ware tha bloo, ’tis called woad, and has scarrred the stuffin’ outta tha sassenache since Roman times.
o cwap. it’s just too much
SWOON
“strrung from oone shoolder to tha opposite hip”: SWOON
Ohai WRr. Ai be da Viking anna da Skawtz anna da Irish wif a wee bit
uv Cherokee thrown in. Wii all be bery internashinulz peepz.
BTW, did u guise see that teh Liam Neeson’s wife, Natasha Richardson, died today? So sad.
Yash dem nawt fink hur wuz hurted bad nawt sekkund. den fings wented bad.
yes, and after a fall on a beginner slope too! sounded like a big time freak accident. u just never know, do u?
*makes note to self to mabye not hedbat peeps too much, just in case*
peeps? or ‘peeps’?
I doesn’t know “whut” ur are “referring” to.
Well, Easter IZ comin, an I HAS seen teh marshmeller peeps in teh stoars….
pinyata!
*putz a blindfoaldz awn*
*makyes not to self to try on helmuts*
U gettin a “horny” wun, GC?
it wuld go wif my ’ski bunneh’ look…
ur just talking about a viking helmit, rite? rite??
I jes hadded funnee pikshur:
Me in “horny helmut”, ridin Harlee dat WRr sujjested! LOL
Ifn I let my hares get longer, I cud brade dem an luuk lyk valkyrie!
**cues Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin**
Iz nawt Led Zeppelin. butt (snikkur) it fits.
with the Valkyries, ride over the battlefield
Ride your horses and come to me
I’m waiting for you to take my soul, high in the sky to
Valhalla of old
Valkyries, ride over the battlefield
I’m dying and glad to bleed
Because I know today I will take my place with the heroes
in Valhalla of old
For none but the brave, be he king or a slave
With a pounding heart in his chest
Will be worthy to rise and with the Valkyries fly
And ride to Valhalla of old
Okai U can haz LZ Tu.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
>from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
>from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
So now youd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing.
Teh vikings used tu brayde teh beards when tehm went raiding in teh lawng boats.
Wut abowt wen dey went raidin in teh short boats?
Dems nawt fit inna short botes, de scawtsmans uzes teh short botes.
I still hear the prayer from 13th warrior.
Then they would make Surely Temple curls in their beerds.
Donot axe me how they knoed about teh Surely Temple way back then.
well whare else wud tehy make teh sacrifises to teh gods?
Whare? Well, 4 starters…
At home
Between a rock and a hairy place
City Hall
Downtown Valhallaville
E…
Edge uv da whirled
Far far awai
Golgotha (o, wait – dat’s where God wuz sakrifysted)
Hall uv da Mowntin Keeng
I…
and just bekawz no wuns posted it in a wile:
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
Hay guies, speeking ob vikings, Zep and kittehs, yew mite liek tihs bideo (plz to taek owt spayses between teh W’s):
w w w.vikingkittens.com
Ohai, ICHFockses!
Dat bideo iz teh klassik.
I nawt kin heer Immigrant Sawng wifowt finkin of teh kittehs.
Ohai red! Glad yew iz not borked. Gud lukk wif teh car shawping.
TTFN cheezfrenz!
Yah, I gess I’m glad I’m not borked ethur. Jes berry berry soar.
If I wuz borked, dat mite cud mess wif teh bakayshun planz, an DO NAWT WANT dat to happen!
See ya laytur! **waves**
oh
i posted taht linkie cawz i didn’t see ichf’s linkie. so iz not too bad taht wurpress eeted it 
viking kittens iz teh awsum an win 
mai coppee negutivs, let me show u haow tew maek dem…
Ackshullee, I boughted dem.
Donut wurree, I payed gud munnies.
hope ya kept tha receipt…..
Nope, wuz WELL WERF teh pryse.
Dere seems to be wun missin, tho.
Teh wun wif teh Dragon innit.
*sigh* mebbe next week I’ll have ‘er back in action.
Deres been alot of bikes in ackshun arown heer latelee.
Wii finallee has sum purty wevvers. Nawt gonna last, I’m shur, but iz nyse now.
mebbee U shud get teh harley insted uf teh car.
*nods*
Den u meetz awl teh owtlaw bykurs wif teh leathurs adn tattoos.
Az aksident prone an unkowordinayted az I am?!?!
Prolly nawt gud eyedea.
ALTHO….it wud be gud way to meet paramediks an doktors.
WHICH, u wud definitely be needing to know!
Iz hur sik?
yep, and she needs new “shoes” as well.
Owch.
DIdyoo heer abowt me goin “crunchee” erlyur dis week?
Wud Rhoda’s “shoes” fit hur? I cud go repossess dem….
**Red, finkin abowt how to sifon gas outta teh car**
er..no, scooter tires are a different critter altogether.
Sowwy I nawt kin halp yoo owt wif dat.
Wii kin has momint of sylins foar Rhoda?
i hasa happi
o hai Mommy *babeh kittun purrs*
Wy duz u haz a happii, Wulfie?
N choiring minds wantz to no.
Speekin of pikshurs, I tuuk pikshurs of Rhoda today.
{{{{{red}}}}}
Fanks, skwirlee.
hey.. how did teh, um, thing u did teh otter week ever turn out?
Teh answer wuz “no” but wii iz teh frenz. Him is awsum dood, an I iz berry luckee to has him az fren.
Ackshulee, aftur finkin abowt it moar, iz prolly best fing foar now.
well gud to hear u is still frends and ok wif how things ended up!
and hoo knows, maybe in teh future… *shrug*
Yah, I’m kool wif teh way fings iz.
LCB – I thot of yoo erlyur 2day.
I bisited teh kittehs up foar adopshun an dere wuz wun reel purty wun dat had SOLID BLAK MASK! I thot “LCB” teh minnit I saw it.
Prolly a distant relation. Was it a meezer or a tuxie or whut?
Wuz a lawg-hared girlie. Prolly had sum Mainly Coon in hur.
Coloring wuz tortie wif whyte aksents.
BEYOOTIFUL girl!
Haz U seed da pichure ob mi petey? Is mii nawt old pictue onna profile. Himz is beutiful fluffy, an he wended to da grumr an iz fluffier an soo soft.
a group was having a BC adopshun fayre last week week weekend. Ai sew wanted to get anudder kitteh!
a BC adopshun fare?
they has a fare just for blak kittehs???
Did dat coinsyde wif teh lokal Taint Faire?
ok on that note, I’m gonna go get in teh shower!!
nite y’all!
**gigglols**
Nite, skwirlee.
Oowww….it hurts to laff.
{{red}} (gentlee!)
nite yew all! hubbicat wants his din din!
Fanks, GC.
Iz tyem to tak musslol relaxur foar nite.
Laytur, it be tiem to say, “Gud Nite Red!”
yupp! ai guess peeps don’t wanna ‘dopt tehm cuz ob superstishuns.
dats why hubbicat lukked for a BC when we got our sekkun kitteh.
Hay u guise, did u see teh list of peeps in their festive green avatars? Click my blooname to see’em. kthxalsoletmeknowifuwannalinktoursiteorblog.
I am deinifitlee gettin a noo abatart for Eester!!
Butt, ur purplol kwilt skware cud werk.
hay! ai can has green abatar!
Datz uh neet klekshun, LCB! I nawt B C N wun hooz green n skaylee…………
Teh pics is of peeps whut was green on purpose for teh St. Patrick’s day.
Peeps whut is teh green allda time is teh speshul too, of coarse. Just not gallery-worthy. kthxnooffense
O I C — sew if I had putted awn uh green hat wif cloavurz I wood gotted N2 ur galleree? Noe fence taykin…
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At leest noebuddee pinchted me…
Kittehs are not amused by lolcats.
ML (Meowster of Lingwistikz) — ai haz wan.
maybee it wuz afturr awl yur drinkseez awn yesturdai….
I meanded what I sed an I sed what I meanded!
Hai Chessie. Ai lubs Chessie of C&O. Yup.
At leest Basement Cat has gud taest in reeding mateeriul.
yoo can haz a gud poynt…
BC awlways gibs grayte poynts…..bwahahahaha.
ican has chezze burger after mine kiity has his
“The time has come, the Walrus said, to speak of many things…” First early to he LOLrus.
“Uv shooz n shipz n seelin whacks, uv kabbijiz n keengz”
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Lewis Carroll — da nawt-sekkund yoozer uv LOLspeek!
Ai trai LOL speek but sometime Ai am working at it. Ai went in for noo nee but mai brayne went borked. Ai had a stroke. Mai hands, legs and such but Ai am working on reeding, speech and writing. Dr Tinnycat sais Ai will make a compleet covery, *sigh* Patiecence is so slow.
O mai — prairz 2 CeilingCat and HumanGod 4 U 2 gitz teh beddurer reel sune!
O hai, KCT! I is teh tickloled pink to see u!
Smoos!
O HAI LCB!!!1! *boles ya over like Tigger* Ai schmoooo to lawts to u! Ai am dooing beddur eberyday/1 Ai still get tired but dere are therapists for me….FREE uv dem. O ai am so glad to see you and awl my cheezbestfrennds! Thans to Cattails and Brightspot and manees!
Ohai KCT. Gud to see ya playin here, aifinkso! {{{{{KCT}}}}}
Sure did want to come play 2night.
Mi compooter is borked and ai keep getting kicked off.
Ai am sad! {{{Cattails}}} Ai planed to call you soon. TV is borked too but Ai found Ai can READ! Nao Ai need to write bedder and I will check that twoo! Ai wish I coud fixk it for you.
Aww, fanks! It jus locks up on me and I have to sign back on. Nawt too bad, just tiresome when u want to play. Iz late enyway. I catch u tomorrow n we can chat. Hugs!
Will go napes now. Leg a bit bork and need to sleep. But so happee to luv u 2 LCB! {{{{{{LCB}}}}}
*purrs and snorgles wiv KCT*
O LCB….Ai was so sorree to hear about Esme. {{{{{lcb and Esme}}}}}} She now to the Bridge and will enjoy the meadow and byand by, you will see her agin like by and by Ai will Missy B. You loved her so much and took care of the greating you could take of her. Sometimes, we do have to do the greatest love we can and that is to let go. It doesn’t make it any beddur to loser pain but we know CC is there to help our payne.. LCB, Ai greive wif u. Ai know some of my speech some is a bit little not to it but my heart is my pain is for u and Ai do grieve wif u. {{{{{{{{{{{{{lcb and Esme}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I dun seen uh reelee grate lysinz playt 2dai awn da wai hoam frum taykin mai XYL 2 Dr. Tinycat. Heerz watt it sed:
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ILOLATU
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Reelee! I nawt B maykin dis up! Ifn I wuzznt dryvin I wooda tookted uh pitcher uvvit!
Ohai Aahz. Ai gibe dis 2 u just ’cause. {{{{{Aahz}}}}} {{{{{Alley}}}}}
Pease anna cumfort for u.
Fanky, OnleeKitteh {{{{{OnleeKitteh}}}}}
teh pooparazzi, tehy twizt mai wurds. ai nebber akshullee sed ai wan tew rule teh whirld. *maiks note tew hav seff elekted emprer uv evreefing*
OMG!!!
Berlusconi cat!
ROLF!
Dat’s wat Ai sed wen Ai seed wat teh riportur frum te Times rote `bowt me!
It’s true, famous quotes are rarely quoted correctly!
Basement Cat iz a membah of the selekt club ov miskwoted personalitiers
wer kan ai findz dis buk?
Ohai dino! Barnz n Noblol can haz it — datz ware I gotted myn! Support ur loekull ICHC!!1! Bye da buk!!1!
NEDM cat made front page!
i totoaly haz tis book