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i had a lepracon wuz delishus
happeh st patricks day! i awlso hadz sum of his rainbo.
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he had a flavr!
and its importint to eet ur greens.
Kungranulashunz, Leeza!!!
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May I borreeing diz top spot tu copy a nowncesment lefting bai dey Troll E Troll last nite?
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Ai kan haz teh tenshuns pls? Ai haz teh nowncment.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* fumblols wif miclolfone budduns *
Dat’s beddur
Teh unvaling uf teh nuu feachur at teh tybooteek will be at teh 6:00 am cheeztyme.
Aifinkso dat is teh 12 ET adn 6 inna TTI sumwun will halps if dat nawt kerrect pls?
Der iz teh bleechurs set up. Speshul resurved seetz foar these VIPs in teh royal bawks.
Gibbocat
Cweenmj
JKC4+1K
Anni
KCT
Maus
Teh Cheezes
Adn dems eskortz.
12 ET are 4 TTI tiem. Normlee TTI am 5 howrz ahed ob teh Eest Koste, but teh Yoo Kay has nawt chaynjd its kloks fer spring yet, an teh Yoo Ess has.
Fanks ly, ai gussed rong when ai counted fur teh sabbing tyme.
Today?? Today at noon??? Ai ar a VIP??? Teh royal bawks?
Ai will be there!! Nuu feechoor?? LOL!!
Ai has an egg sighted!!
May ai preesent mai hartfelt feelecitations awn yur nu hedcoverin? It iz teh WIN!!!
Ooh, Janet. Ai haz nebber bean a VIP b4. Wat do VIP’s ware? Ai duzn’t hab a poshfrokk – in fakt, Ai doan’t fink Ai hab a frokk uv ennee kynd!
O doan wurry, Annipuss, ennyfink grien wil be fien todae, aifinkso (jus trai tu avoyd de VPL if yuze a VIP).
(I haz de MASSIS ov poshfroks if yu wantz to borroe wun, thow!)
Ai will be waring mai emerald green consert dress wif teh dropt princess line, teh littlol speeves and teh tiney trayne. Goes well wif mai hat, ai think!
Erin go BLEAH!
were teh flavr majikly delishus?
LepraKorm flavur?
Dis brings gud lukk, yesh?
Iffn yuo findz a speshul foar leaf clover (moast onlee hab three leafs) oar a ’shamrock’ (eye rish for ‘little clover’) den yesh dat wood bring yuo oodles ob luckz!
Perhops you gets a poop of gold at teh end of teh rainlol.
But nawt 4 teh leprakan.
If we wouldn’t of had a shilLOLlagh, I woulda had the little sucker.
cat and leprekon bofe had teh luck: teh cat-good; the leprekon- nawt so much.
Shamrock Kitteh!
I bet he REELY wanted a Shamrock Shake….
No potta cheezburgers fur u!
Leprakonz — dey dew a body gud!!
tehy just kicks a littul goin down.
butt (hehe) u cin maeks et e-z-er iffn u floats em daon wib sum ginnis…
happeh st catricks day!
win
adn a hawpeh st. catricks dai 2 u 2
Yea, a fore wae tye wif a dewbol for skwirrlgrrl. Wat wood U liks for sillibrashuns. Sorri noe can goe to da tye bootiq since it got brokkded yesterdae.
For St. Paddis dae ai bringded green tea and scones.
wot do u mean, borked????
how can u bork a booteek?
Troll E Troll tokded a baseball stik aftr Barney da purpol dino, onlee he wented crazi an borked the windoes ob da booteek an went in an brorked stuff in da booteek. Iz wy a grand opening of new feachur at 6AM cheeztyme.
Witsh lol wuz dat, pleez, ai can’t find it! **wimpurz**
Is lol wif laffin cat an chess-r-cat. about haf wae down da fred.
Dae waz takin about ebil Elmo and Troll E Troll wented crazy cus sumone sayd sumfing about seein da dinosour.
I haz to tak baf noe, be bak sooner.
Witsh lol wuz dat, pleez, ai can’t find it! **wimpurz**
Geez, izzit gonna be DIS kinda day?
Ohai, Parrothead – teh troll carnaj okkurred 2 LOLs ago – on teh “Dis Guy is Funniez” LOL. Teh cween wuz left kryin amung teh brokin shards . . .
Fank yu gremlin an BOM-MOMME! Ai finely fownd it. Brayne crampz, ai haz dem!
Here haz teh blakantan, will halp wif teh brayne crampz. Ai nawt drink teh green beerz. an ai waring teh orinj tudai. Ai iz teh Irish Ai refoos tu ware teh green.
**sip sip sip** YUM! Fanks West River rat! Wut du reel Irish peepz (ai mayded a punny) du fur St. Paddy’s Day besydes where orinj?
Akshully is onlee teh protestant Irish dat waers teh orinj. teh caflic duz irish waer teh greens. Uddur den dat iz moastly teh sam az teh otter irishmans do.
OOOOOOOOO……Dae tol mi dat da Cat-olics ware da green an da Pro-test-ent wares da orinj caus da Pro-test-ents R cald orinj mens.
Iz diz u, annipuss?
Noe, Ai duzn’t eet lepracons!
But u haz 1 in ur bellie!
Iz ment 2 be a pendant, butt teh nekk ribbun duzn’t sho up berry well!
He sed “póg mo thóin.”
What? Dat not meen “Byte me arse?”
Oopsie.
Close, kitteh…
*Hands Johnnyface a Guinness*
Sláinte!
MMm Guiness. Brefasst of champeens.
And not juss for breffus, too!
Does U haz da corned bef? Wii usded haz a priest frum VTTi an he toad us dat when himz seminary gotted daer a$$ignmet to da US the gab eberyoen da corned beef an eberyoen choked caus was too salty. Dae had neber heerd ob da Corned Beef.
We haz corned beef in TTI – iz berry tastee an nootrishus. Iz a yooseful fing 2 haz in teh stoar cubberd – can maek a gud meel wiv `taterz oar wiv salid oar mai fabrit in a sammich wiv sliest raw red unyun an termaterz.
Ai hazza corned bef in mai crokpawt! An we will hab cabbage an taturs, an kormbred wiffit fur dinnur! Anna pinta Guiness (well, akshullee, I will hab teh blakantan, ‘acoz ai nawt fond ov straight Guiness). Happee St. Patruk’s Dai!
**hazza thought** Du yu smell the burning?
Wunner if ai cud git awai wif a irush cawfee at wurk?
Ai usuali maks da corned beef, but da huzby gab up da meat for all da Lent so ai wil mak abter da Easter. Ai corns mi owen beef (round nawt brisket) an crokpawts it wif beer – maks da beef tenderer – an coks da taters ina crokpawt. Den ai steems da cabage wif da juices from da crokpawt and maks soder bread wifout da fruitz.
Iz nommi an gibs mi sad dat I haz to wate.
Ai haz nebber tryed 2 maek cornd beef – it cums in tins an iz eezyer 2 stoar!
Ai maek teh cormed venisun. Iz nawt so mush salt az teh stor brandz and maeks teh awesum stoo meatz
**Batz eyelashes at WRr**
Ai habbed sum cormed benisun hash fur the nawt-sekkund time dis yeer! Iz win and awesum! Yu hab eggstra?
Ya, wi haz bershum of da corned beef inna can, mostli iz corned beef hash. Iz nommi Ifinkso. Butt (snerk) moss pepols hear eatz da corned beef fresh, onna sammiches wif rye bred or da sourkraut.
Aifinkedso abowt macun mai own corned beef dis yeer, butt dere wur sew minnee diffrun ressapees, ai cud nawt decyde. Yu mebbeh gimme yurs?
Ai haz my stoar-bowt (nawt inna tin) brisket inna crawkpawt, wif sum karruts, unyun, green peppurs, an salary tawps, cubbered wif a micks ov waddur an beer, an a lawt ov peppur.
Ai will drayne dis, den bayke the kormed beef wiffa glaze wyle mai taturs an kabbage cuk. Ai’m hongree!
I will putz da recipe onna lol dis tyme morrow if works fore U. Will haz to sea wher da huzbi puts it. Iz beri eazi – it cures inna fridgapater so nawt hab to worri so much about spoiltin.
Dat wud bee grayte, fankees!
Aye makes a very testy corned beest, aifinkso. With teh glaze an teh [shhh] carroots an taters. Is delishus!
How duz u get teh corned beef to be ‘testy’….duz you tease it beforhand??
**wispurs** Why du we hab tu [shhh] bowt teh carroots an taters?
It wuz magically delishus.
Lukky Charmz ref!!! Kewl!
Lucky Charms!! I lubs dem! Itz funneh bein dat dey is eye rish we cant get dem over heer anymoar!! Iffn we want teh Lucky Charms we gotsta go awlla way tew Engerland! Go figur! Nawt dat far rilly butz far enuff foar a bowl ob the lucky charms!!
ya, dats purty far for teh cereal…but lucky charms duz make it a tempting trip i bets.
pynk harts, ornge stars, yelolow moons, green clobers, bloo dymonds, an purpley horse shoos…
yum
aifink teh ornge stars be poysn…
Kitteh is relevent to mai unterests todai.
I is a tradishunal myoozishun an while I luvs St. Patriks Dai becuz I irish an I makes lotsuv munnees (We plays 2 bars dis aftpurrnoon) I hates it becuz it iz fullov stoopy peepls what finks puttin green kolor in budwizer makes it irish, an hoo is always drunk an ubnoxyus. *sigh* If I wus nawt bein payd Id stay home an sip my Irish whisky in pees an kwiet.
I owe I owe its off to wurk I go…
Wennnnnndddyyyy !!!!
** pounces on the faire ladee **
I wuz listening to you “in a liddul box” on the way into werk dis mornin.
Helped to put me in a St.Paddy’s Day kind uv mood.
Aww – fankooo! *smooch*
I just gotted hoem. Longday was long. And pls to not let me ware doze shooz to a gig agen..My feets hurty.
U driks Irish Whisky and pees…..maebe U shud eatz sumfin to zorb da pee (snerk). Iz irish onna mi paps sid (mi maden nam iz reagan) Wii alwaes goed to bisit da grabes of fambili for St Paddies dae an then hom to potatoe soup an lamb stoo.
I trys to asplain dis to peepls. Dey aks “What do peepl in Ireland do on St. Patrick’s Day?”. I sez “Go to church”.
aifink teh reel airish beer iz tew thik tew kulur griin…
Beside, mi pap owlwaes sez nawt to drink green beer. Pleez to age firs.
Yep – it nawt ripe yet.
Yep. Reel irish been is nummy. An oh de sheperds pi at de sekund bar smelld wunnerfuls.
See. If you hadn’t purposely botched the English language, this could have been a funny picture. But … you failed!
but teh clovar teh lapracon came wif waz naut yummy.
tehehehe
**Red slowly walks in**
Ow. Ow. Ow.
I’m Soooooo sore.
ok luk! how convenient that u is here rite when I is sposed to hug someone!!
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so.. shud I ask?
Leeza – Wut u wonderin ifn u shud ask?
Teh onlee fing dat nawt hurts is my feets.
Hao sore are yu?
Jist kiddin. The neggst day iz awais wurse, but pleez tu be obzurbunt ov awl yur aches, yu mite need a docturtinycat!
hu dussint? *luks at da picshur ob drtc adn drools*
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Pore red.
Ai sowree ai nawt say ennyfing last nite bowt yur car crunchee… ai kinda had urjint small fee-lion ishoos tu take care uv. But ai haz a wurried abowt yu, an a sympafee.
*POWNSE*
Ohai PK! Haow R dose wee widdul wuns?
Ohai, DK.
Did yoo get enny “bisitors” last nite?
Sadlee, no.
I feel ur payne, gf. {{{DK}}}
No, yoo feels UR payne!!!
Ai hoep Lucky is being egg-stra jentl wif yoo.
Yesh, Lucky iz bein wunnermus…..BUTT, I still wuz gonna gibs yoo my address so u cud foarwerd ur companee to me afterwerd.
Enneetyme!
Ohai rhsb. U can uze dis tudai?
* handz rhsb teh pointmint tu teh chirlolpraktur *
Hurz will maek teh sore musklols beddur.
Fanks, WRr.
Mebbe laytur. I finkso I’m too sore rite nao to be twisted lyk pretzl.
I did get to meet sum kyoot members of teh Frankfort PD tho, so nawt TOTAL lawss!
Ohai DK! Teh wee wuns be gud! Ai waiting fur Seanya tu calling me back aftur currint feeding an snorgling an gib me update… ai will post, prolly awn next lol, when ai heering! But tehm be teh gud bebbehs, tehy fiting hard tu surbibe!
Fite liddlol bebbeh, fite!
Awl ur antees an unklols iz pulln foar u.
D’oh!
Shudda been “fite liddlol BEBBEHS, Fite!”
Stoopy werk brane.
Oh, dat’s gud news! Ai bees beeming lubbing energy dere wai.
Fanks, p-k!
I saw ware u has teh bebbehs! I splorted awl ober myself wen I luuked at teh pikshurs.
How iz dey doin?
Hao yu feelin Red? Izzit k ifn ai gibs yu teh sawftee hugz? (((Red)))
Fanks, AC.
Teh sawftee hugs awl I kin handlol rite nao. Who knew dat seetbelt wud hurt so mutch?
Hurtz lessn nawt weerin eet, aifinkso!!! Glad yu iz otay! schmoo xxx
SWOON!
Wow! Wee reely haz teh weerd effek awn eech uvver!
Kitteh had sallad foar brekkie?
Ai didnt sea about Ur booboo til diz mornin. Hopz da bruses nowt wurser todae. Does U haz Epson salz, iffin sew U cud sohk in hawt wadder an saltz. Dae iz berri gud foer da aches an panez.
Gud affernun cheezpeeps!
Ai hopps dat kitteh aksed deh leprikahn ware deh gold iz bfoar eeted im! o.O
Udderwise ai b mush diiprest, coz dat izza beeg potta gold….
Can bai a lawt uv cheezburgers wif a pot uv gold!
Hmmm….. cheezburgers……. nomnomnom!
Ai etted a lebrachan too and it was deelishushes!!1! Happy St. Patrick Day!!!!1! Teh day outsided home helth therapists say NO NO NO NO OUT! Sum boddy have sum green drinks whether green mootoonees or sumfin…. *sighs*
Fangs, KCT. Hapee St. Patrick’s Dai fur u tu!
Oeh, an fur ebree1 else tu!!!
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gud tew see u heer!!!!!
{{{{jk2kitteh}}}}} Gud to see u! Gud to see enny buddy ENNYBUDDY to see annywun ! Mai Inky, Sunny and Soody are still plaster to mee. I missed ther so much. Dandansdansdansdansdansdansy!!!1!
Inky, Sunny and Soody bees gibbing yoo lubs therapy!
Ohai {{{{KCT}}}} *shmoo*
teh meen ferapists wont let u goe owt fer drinkies? Hmph!
stil, iz bestest tew lissen tew dem, at leest fer a wile
Ohai KCT! Happeh St Patricks’s Day!
Iz gud tu haz yu back!
Pleez tu give yur kittehs a snuggle fur me, otay?
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Oh yesh, besht to stay in an drink. Dat way yu not fall down, go boom, on yer way home.
Gud morning. oar afturnoons whateber teh caes may be. Ai can haz teh Baileys pls?
mmmmm…. yuuummmmm….. baaaaayyyyylllleeeesss…..
Osawree jk2kitteh!
**pours larj Bailey’s fur jk2kitteh**
**klinkeez glasses**
**pours WRr a larj Bailey’s**
**pours self larj Bailey’s**
Aa yu slyde down teh banistur ov lyfe, may teh splinturs nebber be in teh wrong direkshun!
*klinkee glasses**
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Sibh beireann me tuirling!!
mmmm gotta love those leprechauns they taste like cheeseburger
Sibh beireann me tuirling!
oopsie too mush dwinkie pooos
Nau such fing az too mush drinkiepoos, iz Sane Padraigs Daei!
Hau ebber, I haz a confuzed wid ur Eire-ish – wen ai googloled it, ai gots tu strainj Rushin siet talkin bout futbol… hmmm. I nieds maur wiskeez?
Mai bad gaelic – let me show you it. Ai.was ackshully trien to makes teh leprechaun comes out of hiding an says ai don no what am tawking bout..den ai was gonna grabem en say HA! Give me your golds
*mutters to sef mai stoopy ebil plans wooda neber worked anewais wares mai wiskeez?*
o. orlwais a shaem wen de ebil plans goez awrai. Nebber minds. Heer, haz a wiskees, mebbe yu wud liek tu acumpny it wid dese depe-fride leprecon strips? (*coffs a biut an hoaps dat lovcharlieo’cat wil nawt maek de conecshun dere…*)
shure n b’gorrah, eberyboddy iz teh Irish 2dai!
*putz teh shamrox bhind teh earz*
*sprinkuls teh leparcon majik dust*
*runz awai 2 hyde unner teh fairy ringz*
hee hee hee!!!
hmm – is dis wun going tu be nommed tu???
*brings in pot ob irish stew (wif lamb) an crates ob guiness*
Happy St. Patricks day tu wun an old!!!
snikr… shudda been awl… awldough – gud st. patricks day tu de old tu
Exskweez mee… *AfriCat stans wiv a hoapful luk awn teh faice an a beeg bowl an spoon*
*Serbs up a huge bowl ob stew and pours a guinees*
Here u go!
enjoy!
hmm – dis wun got spitted aot by WP… mebbeh WP dont liek irish stew?!?!? oar guiness?!?!
Puts on apron wif shamrokks, shamrokk hat wif blinking shamroks an shamrok pin da sez “Kiss me eben dough aim not Irish”*
*serbs up a huge bowl ob stew*
*pours a guiness for AC*
Heer u go!
enjoy!
Ooo! Two huje bowlz an a guiness omnomnomnom sip sip sip nomnomnomnom sip sip sip aaahhh!
Ur berry berry welcum!
*skampers inn wif soapboks*
*jumps up on soapboks*
Ai has tu be protesting!
Dis non-vegetariun ferocious animlol is nomming innosunt an raer majiklol kreeturs – an u ar awl sitting heer an laffing at it…
Aim a shocked – dis is an outraije – oh de huje manneteh – wut will de wulrd be comming tu!!!
an de spellink is atro… eetru… horriblol!!!!
harumf!!!
STN!!!
*grabs boks an skampers bakk out*
Iz ok Nennepus! Ai iz sure dat kitteh didna eeted deh leprikahn, but prolly jus gabe im a gud nip in deh bum tu b remindin whus deh boss! Mr. Leprikahn onlee haz a soar bum anna bruest iigo. Aifinkso.
*luks skeptikloleh at FluffyB…*
hmm – if u say so – den aill beelieve u…
*narrows eyes an luks eben moar skeptiklol*
yes – den we say it is so…
*scampurs in an applais antee-rinklol creem tu Nennepus’ eyes*
*scampurs away*
Ai getz deh fealin u not beleev mii.
*luks bak at Nennepus wif beeg blu innosint iis*
Ai iz offendid!!!
Fink aboot et…
Kittehs dunot eeted green stuff unles dey wantz tu b sikedness, an leprikahn ware green…. an kitteh does not luk sik.
*sitz in kornir wif hurt luk on fluffy fais*
What… Do I have something in my teeth??
Ohai everbuddy! An’ happy St. Paddy’s Day! *does quik riverdance” Today to seelybrate aiz gonna have corned beef an’ haggis. Thetz cuz ai’m Scotch-Irish
. Den ai getz to wash it down wif 2 kindz of whiskeez! (tee hee:) ).
S’pozed tu be a sekund smiley after “tee hee”. Ztoopid WeirdPretzel nommed it.
Ohai coyoteman! **clappity clappity fur riverdance**
**glances discretely to see if coyoteman iz wearin a kilt**
Ohai PH! Noes ai not wearin’ a kilt. Iz too cold today heer in sasquatchland fur kiltz.
Sasquatchland? *wispurs* R yoo in Sask?
Ohai 4p5k! Nawt shure where Sak iz. Gess ai shud haz better diskripshun.
Ai’z on west side of Norf Amerikun continent. Just about haffway between Seattle and Vancouver BC.
Oh! Ai fotted yoo ment Saskatchewan, Kanadia!
O, sawree tu heer dat. REELEE REELLEE sawree.
Heh heh. If yood noes wut mai legz look laik yoo wouldn’t bee sorry!!
Liddill Hewmin wiff
funnee stikk wuz nawt Lawn Nome!
Kitteh inz trubbillz
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
no needz Pawt o’ Goald. No habz
pawkittz, enneewayz!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
proatekkz hurz terreetorree.
No taykz prizzunnurrz!
Jack.
Jack, u iz teh bestest poet fur teh Irish Dai!
Erin go Meower!1!
Tudai iz a slow dai in cheezland….
Leppercon wuz majiklee delishus!
Sillee kitteh, u posed tew haz the salad corse furst!
den teh lepercon awntree. no mannerz, tehse yung kittehs dese dais, ai tellz u.
deez eez teh bomb
Iz shure kitteh nommed a leprechaun an’ nawt a green partyin’ mawse????
Wait a sec! That’s my cat, Thor! How’d he end up here?
Eether taht is wun big clover, or wun tinee kitteh!
no…no…*SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT*
i love that catz eye colour