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Dog has a concussion? I has no clue how it happened.
wut? i just usin dis hammer 4 mah hammah dance.
picture: FlippyO with rescue kitteh at Wee Paws Animal Sanctuary. lol caption: Winnie-Wonka
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Hey Moe!
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck…
W00t!! a five way tie fur nawt-sekkund!!!! Off tu deh ty booteek wif awl uv u!! deh gnoo spring kullecshun of goodees b in…. bobblol hedded bunniez and chikkeez… adn lotz of tyz and scarvez wif pritty spring designz.
And you can awl luk at the beyoootiful windows that Troll E.Troll had installed!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
congarats awn anuvver frunt paige Winnie! woot!
A victim of soicumstance!
*SNERKLE ERKLE ERKLE*
Taht is WAN gud, smart kittoon!
Ai has no idea wut yew is talkin bout… Goggie musta did dat tew hisself… >.>
“Dunno source”? I know the source – my Flickr account, where no one is supposed to be swipin’ my pictures without attribution & where no derivative works are to be made for it, nor is it to be used for commercial purposes…no matter how amusing a lolcat Rory (renamed Vegas, after she was adopted out to my brother-in-law & sister-in-law in PA) makes.
I’m not sure whether to be flattered, amused or annoyed…or all three!
Here is the original picture – http://www.flickr.com/photos/flippyo/149063618/in/set-337767/. Rory was a kitten we found on our doorstep one day. She just kind of magically appeared, and fortunately, stayed there until we discovered her, because we live awfully close to a big busy street. She was an incredible kitten, and she was obviously very photogenic.
Don’t know whether or not you expect me to apologize…found the pic in the builder, so if it was swiped please understand that it was not me that did the swiping. I just made it famous. ;o)
I noes NOFING!
Goggie is purteh dumb any wayz himz always getting in trubble
did u heer teh German acksent there??
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that kitteh is kwite splortashus ackshully.
lukkit teh littul wite tail tip!!
*thinks of taxes*
Oh noes! Teh liddle white tail tip!
Choke! Gasp! Gurgle! Oh noes! SPLORT!
*runs to get wet-vac to suk up branes*
*runs back in*
*sux up gremlins branes wif a kwikness*
uh-oh!1! a two-bagger! u gots lots of branes ifinkso!
*detaches bag, adds on noo bag, vacuums up rest of branes*
*takes bag, refills teh cranial cavity*
*puts CHRG over and raps wif extra shinee duck tapes*
*wraps gremlin in a sawft peech blankee and give her hot choklit and some choklit pollywogs*
That better?
.
Hay.. what’s this xtra bag doin here??
*weakly, from down low on teh grownd* Yesh, I yam coeming arownd. Fangs, skwirrlgirrl. Has bin a lawng tyme sinz I has splorted. Mah cranium is nawt used to this sort of thing. Teh sawft peech blanket is luvlee. Choklit pollywogs, hao perfekt for spring!
I lukkt at teh kitteh and then I saw its tayl. Then that whyt tip! *luks away* And then *whispurs* awl those whyt paws. I finks that wuz teh clincher! I feel bedder nao, thankgs to teh eggsalad kwik meddykal cayr! {{leeza}}
An ware did dis hammur cum frum?
ai fink frum da defts ob da anteh “rise adn shine” toolboks
mebbe it came frum arm n hammur bocks kitteh is layin on?
hee hee zoeandmir
verry clevver!
Dunno wot dis hammer be doing here, seriouslee.
GMTA Upfi!
*giggles and nudges annipuss wif hur feeler*
Tee hee, dat tikklolz!
*Upfi squealz wif joy* Oh, dis is fun!!!
It wuz heer wen i came in.
Itteh bitteh kitteh nawt haz possibil thumz!
Maxwell and his silver hammer, ladies and gentlemen.
You’re going to give yourself an earworm if you’re not careful…
No earworm for him…he done went and gived it to me. *facepalm* Thanks awfully…!
W00t, w00t! Conga rats 4 anuvva gud capshun, winnie-wonka!
Ai’m goin 2 lunsh b4 Ai catsh teh eerwerm!
Ahh, my wurk heer is dun.
::zip::zing::gone::
If I had a hammer . . . I’d hammer in teh mor-r-nink!
I’d hammer in teh evenink! Awl over this land . . .
♫ I wanna be…. ur sledge hammer… ♪
PG! Yaaaaayyyy!
MUCH better than MC Hammer, ifinkso!
STAWP…
hamma tyme
Classik 80s MTV vid! Bak when MTV wuz reelly gud . . .
Let’s watch (close up teh WWWs, of korse):
w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ-CKRi_tlw
And just bekawz I luv this, here’s anuther grayt Peter Gabriel vid.
Peter Gabriel, Biko. Close up teh W’s:
w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Oo1QSyxUc&feature=related
well… iffn ai hads a hammer aid hammer espeshuleh inna mornink… awl obber da morningpeeps tellin meh to use da stares nstead ob da elabatur adn tellni meh to smiels at da wonnermus dai adn tellen meh to nawt bees grumpeh adn so awn…
good fing et is awlreddeh 3 pm here… so mornin is gone awlreddeh!
aiz noe mornin purrson… n-e-bunneh notized?
If yu hadz a hammer, yu’d hammer in teh morning… all ober dems heddz!
egg-sacktly
If they had a yammer, they’d yammer in teh mornink . . . They’d yammer in teh evenink awl over this land . . .
yam? liek in yumie breffest?
Per teh free online dikshunary:
v. yam·mered, yam·mer·ing, yam·mers
v.intr.
1. To complain peevishly or whimperingly; whine.
2. To talk volubly and loudly.
v.tr.
To utter or say in a complaining or clamorous tone.
n.
The act of yammering.
Ok dat teh online dikshunary.
Whut duz teh Chezland dikshunary sez bout dat?
*purrs and snorgles*
Ohai bebbeh taya. Wud yew liek to cum bisit Buddy nd goe flaiink wib hur? Seh missez yew.
o yesh ai wud. *gose tew bisit Buddy*
Buddy haz biggy biggy happitayle nd duzzint want dinnur noms coz hur be bizzy flaiink rownd teh reum.
Fankies taya.
*After teh flai-ing, snorgles wiv Buddy*
lukshuree! Mai werk nawt haz an eleeb8ur!
nah… in mai werk ai noe needs eleeb8ur… but ai libs in da 4th flor… (as in da us u be startin wif furst flor eben in da 5th
)… iffn ai hads 2 goes daon 4 floors inna mornink ai wuds waek up inna hospitlol next tiem…
but wer u libs u suar habs 2 goe uphill… bofe wais ai gess?
Ah; ah haz a hows, nawt a flat/appartmint!
Love. He deserves to be happy. Who are we to judge.
Wai does eberee1 awais asoom dat teh kitteh dunit? Iz unfare!
Cud b dat teh goggeh dunit tu issef an iz fraimin teh kitteh….
(Allo cheezpeeps! Hopps awl r wel? Eni1 innerestid inna kofi or tii?)
GMTA; Pleez to hab da kofi, suet an wite. I jes gotted bak frum da grumrs. I tuked Petey in fore to sea ifn dey kan getz all da matz outta himz phur. Da pour babbeh haz all da matz frum when he libbed ouside.
I fink iz felin profilin – ebribodi blames da pur immocint kitteh for when da goggies does sumfin dum.
*heers teh ketil boil*
Enjoy!
*takes awt 2 kofi mugs*
*puts ina scoop ob kofi wif free sugars, adz teh boilt watir an lotsa milk*
*stirs teh kofi an den hans a mug tu BM wif a home-made choc-chip muffin*
Heer u go! Ai hopps u laik choc-chip muffins.
*takes uda mug, pulls up a kumfi-chare an setlis innu et*
*bolts up frum chare an blushis*
Oh, ai iz sori, ai nebba evan aksed iffin u iz ok wif teh plastik kofi? Mai kofi masheen borkid. Ai hopps u dunno mind?!?!
Sorri, ai waz fighten wif WP.
Da plastik kofi iz okee dokee, an I lubs choc-chip annifing. Pleez not to be blushin, is bery tastee.
Did U gets a chanc to luk @ mi Petey?
Iz teh pikkie ob teh beeg bootiful kitteh wif teh yelo kolir, rite?
Noe, iz da won firstes in line, da beg fluffi tabi. Stoopi WP tuk awae mi bloo name.
Ai gonna jump ober to WP an see if ai can git da stoopi WP 2 gib mi bak mii bloo name. Sea ya lader, alumgader.
I think you just need to put your cheezfriend address back in the box labelled “URI”.
In odir fro left tu rite ai c 6 pikkies on ur profile:
1 Kitteh wif yelow collar
2 Black kitteh on bed
3 White an grey kitteh
4 Stripey kitteh
5 Goggeh
6 Black kitteh next tu green bushis
Izzit anee ob dees?
Oeh, waet! Izzit ur niw profile pikkie?!?! Teh floofy beeg bootiful grey an white kitteh?!?!?!
When the only tool you have is a hammer all
problemsdogs’ heads look like a nail.I do have some bad news.
Has most of you know, Prysm-Kat and I took the endeavor of fostering 2 newborns, abandoned by their mother. Things seemed to be going well when, we awoke for their 7am feeding. Sometime between 5am and 7 am, the youngest, the male – although barely with us – passed from us to the other side of the rainbow bridge. He was very small … about half the size of his sister, and at times, much weaker, although seemed to be feeding ok.
Steph is contacting the humane society foster coordinator to find out what happens in such circumstances. Although abandoned, he was able to know 2 days of tenderness and love and support from all of you. Now we focus on his slightly larger sister – and how to socialize her (it would have been much easier with both).
Thanks for your support and time.
Seanya
{{{seanyaa, Prysma, baybee gurl kitteh an baybee boi kitteh in teh meadow}}}
Ai haz teh leeky eyez. Pleez tu pass awn mai simpafees to Prysma. Yu guise are wunnerful, duing dis fur the babees.
Duz the liddlol gurl HAF tu be socialized? We offen hab adz dat ‘this kitteh needz tu be teh onlee pet.’
I am so sorry to hear that. It’s an awful feeling to loose a baby kitten. My sister breeds with cats and had a very bad year in 2007 – they lost 7 babies. I saw how hard it was on them, so I sincerely understand what you’re going through and wish you & PK all the best! Just take that sorrow and convert it into support, love and care for the baby sister, it’ll help. Good luck.
*kries, just sits down and kries*
Seanya and Prma-Kitteh, I yam so sawree for yor losing teh kitteh. I yam happeh he noo a luvving tuch and a liddel bit of hevven on erth for teh past few days. I sending yoo hugs and warm thots. Is so sad to lose a liddel wun when yoo has just begun to luv them.
Mah lak of typong skilz, let me show yoo them – that shuld be Prysma-Kitteh. I will sending her a note on Facebook.
There are angels on your shoulders. They are there to help your heart and to help the baby find a safe and wonderful place in the medow.
Thank you for taking care of God’s littlest ones. Give to PK and yourself Hugs to hold the little one with.
oh, dats sad
ai has a sorreh fur u. but as u said… him had at leest 2 dais ob lurve. dats more dan odder kittehs have.
ai cin ownleh sai fan-q fur doin yer bestist for dis kitteh. {{{{{seanya & pysm-kat}}}}}
How very sad! My heart goes out to you all!
{{{Seanya}}}+{{{Prysma-Kitteh}}}+{{{babbeh gurl}}}+{{{babbeh boi}}}
I do hope things turn out better for teh littlol gurl. They both look so adorable in ur pickshures.
{{{{{{{Seanya, Prysma, both babbeh kittehs}}}}}}}}
Oh deer. I so sorry tu heering dat. {{{{pk & seanya}}}}} and speshul liddlol huggz fur deh baby ( ( babeh kitteh ) )
Sew sorry for yew adn PK. *wipez eyez adn noze* Dose liddle itteh bitteh kittehs iz got love adn cayre fum teh best. I hoap teh liddle girl keeps gettin strawnger adn soon beecomes a propper pestiferous pet! Sowns like teh boi wuz hedded fer teh meddow in spite of awl, but yu helpd hiz tiny life be gentler.
so sowee to hear dat
{{seanya+pk+bebbeh kittehs}}
All deh berry best to deh gurl kitteh, hoping she growz into a lubbing
orange fur ball lyke Injeh kitteh!
I haza sad…
*sniffle**wipes eyez agin*
This still maeks me sad…I miss my hartz-kittehs!
Thanks so much for letting us know, Seanya. And thanks for all your efforts with those wee babies. The little ginger boy was so lucky to come into your care. I’m sure he went peacefully in his sleep, snuggled next to his sister.
I send loving thoughts for your sad hearts and for the little ginger girl.
{{{{{{Seanya Prysm ginger girl}}}}}}
*eyes leeking awl over da playse* {{{PK, seanya, bebbeh kittehs}}} i sooo sorri..
{{{{{Seanya an PK}}}}}
Seanya & PK, at leest dis bebbeh noed lubs in hims shart lyfe…yu dun gud fing….donut ebber doubt dat! Yu maded hims prepare fur trip obber teh Rainbo Bridge mush bedder….
Ai has awl leeky eyz, sawree…..
{{{{PK, Seanya, babbeh boi, babbeh girl}}}}
Iz so sawry for yew. Ai noe yew did awl yew cud for teh bebbeh boi kitteh, and hoep teh bebbeh girl grows beeg and strawng.
{{{{{{{{{{Seanya, Prysma, & bofe bebbeh kittehs}}}}}}}}}}
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Ai has teh leeky eies, too. Bebbeh boi kitteh is happee in teh meddow now, waytin at teh brij an playin wif teh otter kittehs dere.
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Yu bofe filled his short lief wif luvs an caer. Mebbe yu can taking sum komfort frum dat.
Is this the face of a cat who would lie to you?
I ar innocent, I know nuffing
I ar a gud kitteh
All bebbeh kittehs are teh innocents ifinkso..an eben den who cud punishes sucha face? (eben wif adulted kittehs am aways saying “don lookit me lak that..u noes what you did!)
I see pinkee toe pads!
SKWEE!!
puts CHRG on rhsb’s hed befoh she splorts
Tayk mah advyce – look away! look away!
frum wun hoo noes . . .
Look at that mischievous smirk, you cute little lolcat, you.
goggie fell against hammer 4 or 5 times wuz horrible
Dem goggies iz jus nawt smart,iz dey ?
unfortunately nawt
Love. He deserves to be happy. Who are we to judge.
Moi? *wif bi rownd eyes looking innocence* Deh hammer is yoosed fergrat Hammer Nansnansnans. Goggie probly got hed in front of Dansdans in speshell. Nawt mai faowt!
how is Uz dis morning KCT?
Sonetimes the knee can hurts whille waiting to sit to long….*shood have thout about the right computer* Every day gets better every tine. {{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}
I so glad dat U is getting bettah!
{{{KCT}}}
Fanksq! Mai yoose bof LOL and regular spechify while mai brain is getting a lot of beddur every day. Ai am even redent books which Ai loves just as must as books. Yebyebyeb!
KCT!!! *snorgles wiv her cheezfrend* You iz okai! *purrs*
KCT!
awn teh advice of my lolyer, ai am refraining frum all further comments awn teh situashun. ai will not make any statement about how stoopy the goggie is, or about how hims eats mai gushifood when the hyoomans aren’t looking, or about how solid his head wuz, so ai … ai mean sumwun … had to whack him a good one to get him to notice. It’s gud that ai won’t be saying about this kinda stuff. Nope. Mum’s the werd.
o hai fleep! *babeh winged kittun purrs*
It niec wether and so warm…..so nice, nice, nice….*sigh* Therapists (all 3!) and the nurse say I can’t go out unles to docter. Ai will go owt to Dr Kitteh to give me a prescripshin. Or else……*ominicus*…..Ai go runner bonters and screem out the Wornell in KCMO!!!! BWAhahahahahahahahaha!
Heddoe, mii nam is bom; BOM_MOMME for long. Ai cam hear while youse was inna horsepital.
Maebe U kin sit in front ob da winndoe or door and getz some fresh aire an sonshin wifout disobeying da medical tee-are-oh-el-els.
im innocent, im innocent! i luv this pic! good job whoever took this pic!
i swerz i had nothin ta do wid da hamma iz sitin on, or te fact dat de goggie is collasped on de floor….!!
Dr. TinyCat Brane Surgeun yooses unyushooul tewls uv teh trade….
Gotta get in2 teh brayne sumhaow!
Bad Seed kitteh foolz everywun.
Kitteh wuz just usin nawt-sekkund amendmint rites to bare arms. Kitteh had to protek himz littur bocks fillur.
Kitteh haz joynd the milishah & iz protektyng the nayshun?
Yesh, kitteh be berry patriotic!
himz going neggst aftah deh AIG buffoons
Ohai eberywun.
Ai haz a sad nouncemint.
Pls tu gib hugs tu Aahz when U seize him tudai. Drtinycat iz gunna halp himz kitteh AlleyCat tu cross teh bridj. Ai haz tu go tell teh watchmanz adn mai hart kittehs tu lukking foar himz.
don’t furgit tu tell him bout PK’s little boi kitteh
Oh noes! Hao sad for Aahz. I has nawt seen heem in a few whyles but will luk for heem on teh neggst LOLs. {{Aahz and AlleyCat}}
Himz wuz awn the lastest lol yesturdai, aifinkso.
Kitteh jus trying to halp hang up da curtin rods, kitteh was framed!
Dis remindink me of a emoticon Ai sead sumwhare…….
Oh, why my comments not be showin up? I’m new but I’m doing everthing like I’m spost to, ai tinks.
Oh here I am. Maybe is slow to post on here.
Is the first time you are posting comments?
Yes, I been readin off and on fur a wile tho! Mebbe it just takes a while for system to know who I am!
Purrrzacklee!
Tanks a lot, guys! I was gettin a worried!
welcome to ICHC bossy!
Thanks!! I is happy to have arrived!
Ohai bossy, welcome tu da cheez!!!
Is nice to meetcha Africat!
Oh is fine, I knew it wud happen wen I piks the name! I likes dat old bossa nova music!
we can callz U nova if U lykes dat bettah
or, we can cawl yu BN or we can cawl yu BosNov or we can
cawl yus WUTEBBER yur wuntz!
Ai lykes me sum Bossa Nova mewsic, tu! (dans, dans, dans,
twirls awn shell, WOOT whee!!) ok, sew Ai nawt sew grate
at dansing, axulee….
welcomes, bossynova…..
welkume bossynova nyce tu meet yu
Fanks, 3kittymomma, I has 3 kittehs too!
Ohai bossynova an welkom!
Oh hai bluesfan473!! Is nice to meet you!
Ohai bossynova, well metz.
*eggstends nawt floofee paw. *
Ha! Ai tuk cair uv taht Thor gui an got hiz hammer!
Den ai tuk cair uv teh goggie.
Wanna gess whoos next lessen ai git sum gushifud rite naow,hooman?
I’ll bet teh doggie’s hed is teh vry thor now.
O hai guise. I has to go to a
parole hearingmeeting in a few minnits, but I just wanted to tell u that I has made a collection of all teh festive green avatars that peeps wore for St. Patrick’s Day this year and postified them on teh innerwebs. I also has still a Rouge’s Gallery of all teh Lolmas avatars from last year.Click my bloo name to show urself them.
Ohai LCB how U iz?
O hai. I is doing teh pretty ok, thx. Still bizzy w/IRL stuffs, but a lot of stress has been reduced lately. New stress is expected any time.
How u is?
I iz gud but bizzy. How beez Liam?
awsum! Fank u LCB, ai lyke seein awl the dresst up abatars!
Umm…goggie musta bangd hed on teh woll…I wus jus gonna chek to see if he nokked enny nayls loose or sumfin. Yeah, dats teh tikit. Loose nayls…an stuff.
I iz akshually taikin cairr of tha hamma… goggie attakted it wiz hiz hedd
Hey, that’s MY cat!!!
Okay, so it was my sister’s cat at the time and her name was Rory. She has since moved across the country to Pennsylvania and taken on a new identity of Vegas. I can’t believe my cat has become a celebrity. Where do I collect my internet money?
Mike – yeah, uh HUH! I want my share, for my fantastic photographic skillz. Seriously, I’m amused by the caption, but a little perturbed by the “dunno source”, especially since we used to run a large message board where we paid for original material…and it was constantly stolen by kids, who had “no idea” that stealing and hotlinking were bad.
I’ve always wanted to enter a couple of my kitten pictures into certain contests, but I never wanted to give up my copyright, so I never entered them. So, this has me feeling a bit torn – I like it and don’t at the same time. At the very least, I would like it to be known that *I* own the picture.
This cat is gorgeous! I want one with coloring like that…
Is this awesome little cat maine coon?
It’s kinda weird, because we swear that she is, but she’s still a small cat. She’s going to be 3 years old (I think, I’m a bad kitty daddy), but she’s still a smaller cat certainly not the size of a maine coon. But her shape and fur have all the characteristics of one.
Thanks! Anyway she’s cute!
Oh, and be sure to follow the Wee Paws Animal Sanctuary link for the history of Vegas (formerly Rory).
STOP! Hammah time!
lolzzzzz bad kitten bad kitten!!! hahahaha made me laugh!!
hammers dont work as well as knives <<(message 4 the kitten) so sry doggie