You there! Stranger! My food bowl is empty! My food bowl is EMPTY!!
iz nawt goin 2 survive if i haz no fud.
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feed me NAOWWWW!!!
aaaaoooowwww nawt *agen*! teh *^$*&%^* weerdpretz keepz nommin mai commintz!
(nevvur mind. iz okeh nao, aifinkso.)
adn misplaising dem.
lol
Congrats, jk2k, we haz a brayde. Shall we go an admyre teh nyyo windoez in teh tye booteek b4 we chooze ower prezzies?
conga ratz 2 u boaf! kan ai joyning, pleez? ai needingz teh grene shiny fingz furr teh sane paddywack dai parteh. ai poringz teh shardanay wif teh grene fud cullering. *cc porz grene shardanay furr ebbrywun.*
U aer in teh brayde, butt u doan’t haz 2 be – enniwun can go to teh tyebooteek iffn dey want sumfing.
fankeez, ai didunt knoawing dat. ai woodent half prezumed to halping maiself udderwaize.
oyesh plz, ai haz need uv a noo shinee fing!
adn ai cant taik it ennymoar!
Dey am starbin me!
GMTA Annipuss!!!
GMTA GMTA!!!!1!
O.o – a dublol GMTA!!!
Let sillybraet wif a Gin an slimline tonic!!!
Dat’s mai drinkie – but Ai doan’t nead teh gin!
*pours a Slimline tonic and a Gin an slimline tonic – add limes to de drink
and a stirrer wiff spinning blinking shamrock*
Heer u go!
Slainte!
Halp halp – aim starving!!!
GMTA Nennepus!
Wayt — nevur fiir! Ai am braykin’ in tu fiidzyu!
Oh, teh horror!
aaaooo, teh hue manna tease!
Pleez hurri an bring da kan opener
Adn deh ..
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Albakore Tuna
Beef Bool yawn ayz
Chowder
D…..
Deli meats
Eel soup
Fancy Feast
G…
Gushifudz, lotsa
Hallibut (butt (!!!)) nawt a la Halliburton)
Ingerlish Phish adn Chipz
J…
Joosiest chicken breast
Kibblols
Lubleh paté
M…
Meat piezzzz
Natchoz (teh chezz chepz)
Oreozz
P…
Popovers wif gravy
Quiche Lorraine
Rhubarb Pi
S…
Steak, rare wif bakked taturs
Tuna
Unicorm hawt wings
V…
Veals wif da graavee
Wings (naut of da unicorm)
Xcellent beefee-boi tips
Your veree finess cheezburger
Zesty beefee-boi roasts
Green eggs adn hamz
Hollan daze saus onna sammons
Icee kreems wif sprinklols
J…
Jerk watt dint feeds mii’s beef
Kippers, smellyer iz bestest
Lepricauns
M..
he’p me, he’p me…..
He’p mii, Ron Da!! He’p, he’p mii, Ron Da!
*coms in for noets abuv*
He’p mii, Ron Da!! He’p, he’p mii, Ron Da!
♫ mbow bow bow bow ♫
I wuz sorta/kinda singin dis sawng erlyur 2day, egg-sept I wuz goin
Halp me Jeebus,
Halp halp me Jeebus
Come kwikly an call da kitteh reskew swad
I knoes how to cawl 9-elebenty.
Diddit yesturday.
is 9-elebenty equipt wif da kan openerz?
uhu – dey hab dose reeleh bigguns!
dey call dem Jaws ob lief – aifink we needs dem nao… starbing…..
dat better bii a really BIG can uf gushi fudz
ai hoeps so tu!!!
Awn N-E-bawdee speshul?
I hadda car reck yesterday.
My belubbed Toyota Corolla is totalled.
Oh noes!!!!
Well the heck wif teh reck-ed Toyota.
Awr yew awl rite?
My entyre bodee iz soar.
I has broozes awl ober, most notablee my left sholder (seetbelt) an teh insyde of my rite knee. (I apparentlee hitted teh dash oar teh steerin colum wif my knee.) My brest-bone is berry soar, an I kin barelee stand to touch it. My left arm iz alot moar sore tehn my rite arm.
Basiklee, I hurt awl ober, egg-sept my feet.
wat heet yew???
I reer-ended sumwun. Plowed in2 dem, iz moar lyk it.
I desperitlee needs to make frenz wif sumwun who owns hawt tub.
eez eat geetin wurmer down eean Ky???
has been nice up hear in Ohaioh fur wunce….
hope yew getz bettur soon
Fanks, Wulfie.
Yesh, teh wevvers dis week nawt been bad. Wuz chilly dis moarnin, but berry nyse dis afturnoon. Tomorrow iz ‘pozed to be eben nyser tehn 2day wuz.
Aftur my reck, teh car wuz towed an I walked bak to werk, an had mahm pik me up dere. At leest it wuznt cold oar raynin!
yesh dat eas alwayz teh blessin
Well ai gotta tell ya Red…
dats nawt teh best way
tew go about meeting teh hot tub owners.
I did gets to meet 2 members of teh lokal PD.
Wen I wuz awn fone wif 9-elebenty, dey asked ifn I needed ambyoolanse, an I shudda sed, YES! AN SEND TEH FYREMENS TOO! AN TEH NASHUNAL GARD!
LOL!
Ai is asorree bout da car but es veree happees ews is saef an souns!
Ai hopes ew feels bettah sooon. {{{rhsb}}} (dis gentlol hugs so naut to hurt!)
Butt she did meetz sum polees mans. Ai bet dem eben asked fur hurz numburs.
Yah, dey wanted to kno AWL abowt me! Dey asked to see driburs lysense, inshurins, my fone number, registrayshun, etc. Mebbe dey gonna ask me owt?
Uh-oh, gud fing teh otter car iz nawt too bad, or yur pokkitbuk be hurtin too. prolly iz ennyway, wif poor Rhoda daown for teh cownt. Hawt tub wif hawt paramedix innit be gud preskripshun. Mebbe hot toddy, tu.
Pls note: hot toddy goes inna rhsb nawt inna hawt tub.
{{{{(berry gentlee) rhsb}}}}
Fanks, RBF.
Berry gentlol hugs iz abowt awl I kin stand rite nao.
It has been sujjestid I go see kyro-prakter, but I too sore to be twisted in2 pretzl.
nawt kyro prakter til yu nowz ebberyfing is okay.kuld aktually bii whip lash or sumfing
Whip-lash? Dat nawt az fun az it sownz, izzit?
**hobblols to NB**
*schmoo*
**awn teh berry tiny spawt**
**on rhsb’s forehed dat iz nawt purplol**
**liek teh rest ob herz bawdee**
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Ai hoap yor boobooz git beddur wif uh kwikness.
Fanks, fren.
Yoo nawt gonna kiss my hurted spots foar me?
Yew kin hab schmooz N-E-spawt yew want wun.
er…um…well yew noez wut ai mean.
Ai jes didn’t wanna hit wun ob the tender wunz.
paw kitteh!
fuds nao plz dis kitteh wants to nom on corny beefs and cabg imho
Kitteh is relieing on the generossity ub strangers?
Always haz.
paw kiteh!
Iz Saynt Patriks dai. Bring dat kitteh cormed beef an cabbige!
Oh an green Guiness beer!
NOH. Oh da sacril edge. Guiness beer bees da divine sacrement. Pls not to adulter ate.
Besides, hard to mayk green. Werx bedder wiff wussy ‘merikin beer.
Nawt tu maek teh beer green!! Whai U wantz tu abbyooz teh poor beers liek dat? Whut dem eber du tu U? Mebbe wii shud gib U baf in tars and feddurs.
Oh sorree, iz hard foar troll tu nawt uze teh sope bawks when wii seez wun.
Iz K. Dis tyme yu bees habbing da write idear.
*drags soapbox ober*
*climbs up witt TET’s hap*
Pls nawt to bees making reel beer green. Gud beer is a sacred
speary ents. Shud bees taken in as CC an da beer master in ten deaded.
Pls nawt to spoil witt chemikills.
Ob coarse dis does nawt apply to ‘merican soi-dissant “beer”.
*gets TET to lift hers down*
Tanks furr da halp. Hear have Guiness, fresh pulled.
Anybuddy else want ones?
Eye fought iz wuz tradishun tu mayke teh beer green onna Saynt Patriks dai? Eye iz not Irich, sew eye onlee nowe whut eye seez onna telebishun.
Hahaha, been a while since I’ve openly laughed because of ichcb
GeeGee
I tried not to laugh out loud, but I failed.
Tidmum’s Hazel signuls to RHSB…
**comes in az kwiklee az hur iz ablol to**
Oh teh poor abyoosed neglektid floof-bawl!
how yu feelin RHSB?
Berry berry berry soar.
I kin hardlee moov.
Teh onlee fing awn me dat nawt hurts is my feet.
maybii yu shuld konsider goin tu sii Dr Tinycat..how hard did yu hit?
Purty hard. Teh uther car has berry slite bumpur damidj, an Rhoda (an I) bore teh brunt of teh impack.
I has been awn teh fone AWL day, talkin to elebenty diffrent peoples, about inshurins, rentalols, repair shops, property valyooayshun, etc.
oooh i know how much it sucks!!! i wuz just sayin tu momma an daddikat tudai that i makez mine last car payment next month soo sumwun shuld hit mii an total da kar by June
I nawt wanted to get nudder car, but Rhoda iz no moar.
I has called teh credit yoonyun alreddy an gotted pre-approved foar small lone. Gess I’m goin car shoppin soon.
oooh i nawt want nubber kar either but dat iz just how mine luck goes..i du nawt lyke car paymentz an i luv mine Honda!
Wat kinda Honda yoo gots? I lyk teh liddlol Civics, wif teh skwared-awf bak enz, nawt teh rowndy wunz dat remyn yoo of Prius.
I mite get anudder Corolla. Demz iz AWSUM cars! I rekomend to ennywun!
i gotz a 2 door Accord year uf 2000 breed. iz nawt new an i nawt kare bout dat iz awlmost paid off an runz well (knock on wood) an i think iz cute
Wai U nawt getz teh liddlol corbin sparrow. It getz equibalent uf 162 mpg
**googlols corbin sparrow**
Ewww. Dat’s fuglee.
Apparently tendz tew catch awn fire tew.
Do nawt want.
Wrr., ai fot yew lieked red.
Ifn munnies wuz no objeck, I wud prolly has Volvo S40. I saw wun inna Starbuck’s dryv thru wunse an it wuz teh purty!
I too mutch of tite-wad to spend dat kinda munnies awn teh transportayshuns, tho.
U want teh nawt tu get hurtz car get u teh Fawx armored car. Den U nawt haz tu wurree abowt teh rode ragers.
military-vehicle.net/vcls/fox.htm
Adds teh w w w in frunt
My cats have done this before… there was once a small crowd gathered in front of my apartment window because Eric was clinging to the window screen, meowling his fool head off. I had worked a double shift that day, and even though his food bowl was full at the beginning of the day, and his belly was full, that was not enough!
LMAO..those peepz probabli thot yu wuz abusin da poor kitteh
I know! I was so embarassed! He had other cats to play with, but he wanted ME! NOW!
Starvin Marvin kitteh gibs gnu meaning tew teh term Stranger Danger.
.
**kitteh turns tew hiz fwends standing behind him**
Now git reddy. Wen hii comz in teh doar, yew throw teh piller cais ober hiz hed Whiskers, and yew taik owt hiz knees wif dat bat Fluffy. Den wii steal hiz growshureez and runawaywifakwikness.
pooor kity , she’s hungry
O…*gak*…choke*….Ai dying heer wif owt fud…..fud…fud…..*CHOKE*….*Gasp*
My bois fink dey ar dying of starving but they hae plenting of fat tummies. Sigh.
That happning heer tu, awl teh time! Bowls full uv fuds, but they insist they be starving tu def!
Yup…they do it. Ai sorta LOL as Ai get beddur. Cattiles tole meh that u lest stuff aboout Ai getting me getting better. My kittehs plastered meh to my bois.
**tosses choklick harliquin masks at the drama queen**
Ohai guis! Fankies fur teh name sujjestions! We has a finking abowt it. Iz hard tu choose!
Mostlee, ai comed tu say, ai nawt gunna bee awn tunight. Ai haz a hyooj tired that onlee gunna get biggur! Gots tu napping when ai can — an studying fur test tumorro when ai can!
We gunna trai tu get a bideo clip uv at leest wun uv teh bebbehs being fed… if so, ai will put awn teh gnu blog (clikkee blooness) an will post kwik messaje heer.
Schmoos tru ebreewun, an fank yu fur awl teh postiv enerjees fur teh bebbehs! Keep it coming!
oh PK yu da bestest kitteh friend ebber. Gib luvz tu da babies frum mii an i will kontinue wif da prayer fur da babies an yu {{{PK}}}
Ohai! we gotted bideo uv me feeding teh lil gurl! 2 n a haf minnits uv it. *giglol* Needs tu be sized daon, tho, coz teh file be 29 megs!
Seanya wurking awn it, but parentlee ai will nawt have it tu post til teh moarning. Hmph. Ebreewun will be needing teh purrtekshun, tho, coz uv teh pinkee toe pads an sheer cyootness!!! (Well, eksept fur teh big hyoomin holding hur an awl, that nawt so cyoot.) We resizing sum still pics rite nao, an ai gunna put tehm in blog – tehy will be there wifin teh owr, ai hope sooner.
Hey Wolfie, remember me?
nawt at awll
ub curse ai dew… an finally teh Weird Pretzel letted yew post!!1!!
eaz gud tihng ai checked dis low, eaz owrs sumtimez…
lez see iffen eat will let meh post teh linkeyz fur yew
c+phttp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/acronymz/
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jush cut an past aftur teh nawt sekkund p…
I was startin to think the “weird pretzel” would never let me post!
eat can be teh yesh aill say eat SCAG
ai will try 2 talk in cheezespeak, but ai iz still learnin it, so go easy on me, otay?
roger dat … eaz always teh learning speience, an fur meh eaz deefferent ebbery day, sum dayz eaz stronger axidented dan udders
teh kitteh in de picture remindz me of mai kittehs! They meow reely lowd when they iz hungry!
ai has teh feeling dat dat wood geet annoying qwite qwickerly… … …
believe me, it does!
dat eaz bout teh time ai trohw tehm owt ub teh house an gib tehm a count ub five till tehy stop oar dey no likey meh … … …
Hey! Ai would neber trohw tehm out! I lubs mai kittehs.
sowwy ai haz leetle pashuns wif constant noises, spshully teh noying wuns, ai already tolded yew dat ai dowt ad hab teh pashunce tew be teh pre skool teecher…
Iz otay. *scratches da wolfie behing da ears* I not mad.
That was supposed to be reply to other comment.
NAO it move to right spot! AFTER i tri 2 fix it!
eat wz wehn yew geet tew a certain point eat stawps goin eenside teh commint yew replied tew
eaz teh way ub the Weird Pretzel
ai seez dat. iz very annoying.
eat kan geet bad at tymes…
so hao does yew like teh pikshur teh WP brot up fur yew???
I’z still tryin to get it to come up….one minute
iz not wurking! dont know y
yew not see teh purty pink pikshur tew teh left ub yewr name????
I’z sorry! *embarassed face* I tought u ment sumfing else! I like my purty pikshur!
ai posted teh smily link p bove when ai nawt sekkund saw yew ai beliebe dat teh command eaz : oops : xcept eaz close up
my mom says ai haff to leave in 2 minutes.
rojer dat, btw does yew has teh ichc akkownt?
eef sew please cleek on teh bluness ub mai name an frend meh
ai not signed in an ai has to go, so ai will tri tomorrow, k?
rojer dat
by-by!!
cya
adorable
o my goodness
adorable
o my goodness
LOL I ell oh elled until my pop came out mi nose!!!!!!
Wat’cha gonna do about it?
ROFL
HALP calz 911
but my stomach bowl is full
Did anyone else read this caption to themselves in the voice of Stewie from “Family Guy”?
HAHAHA I keep coming back to this! It always makes me laugh.
So do i, so awesome
Woaz. That kitty looks just like my kitty!