
DISBELIEF When you see your human feeding a cheeseburger to the dog.
picture: ei tea. lol caption: la_femelle
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DISBELIEF When you see your human feeding a cheeseburger to the dog.
picture: ei tea. lol caption: la_femelle
Dat posed to be MIEN!
GMTA rhsb
Mein Hamburger mit Käse
Conch rag ewe lay songs Red. Ai gotta go in a minute, but wuld you liek uh song and uh beverage fur sillybrayshuns?
I wants payne-killer cocktayle an sinse I nawt kin moov berry gud, I wanna watch teh GUIES danse!
I jes chanjed shirts an luuked in mirror.
I luuk lyk I wuz in barroom brawl.
Dang.
Ai fownded U teh nu car. U nawt get hurted in it if U crash. seez teh last lol
I saw ur sujjeshtun.
Wut if I’m teh wun wif teh rode radj?
U nebber been awn fone wif me whiel I’m dribin, has yoo?
Den U nawt haz tu wurree. dem getz awot ur wai oar dem getz smoked.
I duz lyk eyedea of gettin stoopy dribers outta my way.
My boss drove me to my mahm’s werk dis afturnoon. I thoted I drove fast!
I tolded him I yooshualee do 70 awn wun stretch, an him luuked down, saw him wuz doin 80 an sed, “Dis be slow foar me”.
Pore Red! Gentlol HUG fur ewe { { { { { RED } } } } }
I gibs ewe Lotz ub sim-path-eee
AI gnows haow ewe feel I did awlmaost the same thing once. Was apassenger in a car dat wented off teh icy road and rolled ober free times. Wii awl waz wearing seet belts and waz able tew walk away. frum teh Wreck. Had broozes s Awl ober the place. eben My Broosez had Broozes.
Fanks, Catslave.
A co-worker wuz tellin me wen him wrecked himz truk, Him wuz hangin upsyde down an ended up habbin seetbelt “strype” akross his chest.
I nawt got dat, yet, but it may be comin.
Ok. But den ai wanna dans to this.
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**Pours rhsb uh shot ob liquid Tylenol w/codeine**
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**Dans furiously sew rhsb can’t hit meh**
*dans dans dans, jump, kick, spin, hop, splits (owchee)*
It nawt let me see it.
How bowt teh guies dansin to “I’m Bringin Secksee Bak”. By Justin Timberlake? I lyk dat sawng.
Ai can duz teh babushka
I kno!
How bowt teh Hokey Pokey, but warein GREEN THONGS foar St Patriks Day?
Yeshyeshyeshyesh!
Due tew technikal difficulties that awr awl my fault akushully, the previousely scheduled song will not be played. Instead, wii bring you I’m Bringin Secksee Bak
**NC puts awn hiz Robert Palmer style sui**
**and duz uh liddlol shuffle full ob attitude**
FOUND IT!
*runawaywifakwikness*
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C-ya later Red. Hope yew feel beddur soon.
Ackshulee, dat nawt MY sawng!
Dat’s DAN’S sawng!
**snikkers**
I lyk dis wun tho.
youtube.com/watch?v=iWg3IMN_rhU
Pur rhsb! Teh accident has yew really borked up?
Yesh, my car tuuk moast of teh impack, an apparentlee so did I.
Yew did ice on it? Has teh swelling stopped? THen you can begins teh warm. Yew has rice packs?
I nawt do enny ice oar heet.
Yew is just sittin there hurtin? Oh, deer!
I nawt fink of doin enny ice oar heet, uther then hawt shower.
I duz has sum musslol ralaxurs I taek at nite. (Ifn I tuuk dem at werk, I’d be droolin awn keebored in no tyem.)
Yo.Kitteh! Iz dis the goggie what got yer Cheezburger? Ewe letz me Kno and AI will taik cair ub him fur ewe …http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-dog-pictures-the-cheezburglar.jpg
Bobby “Bobcat” Pantaleones
Dog ‘posed to eatz HOTDOGZ- not cheezburgerz!
Awesome! Couldn’t stop laughing at the cat’s shocked expression.
No freakin way man!
Eye cleerly needz a new hooman!
dis wun has deefective brayn, cleerly. *humph*
dat wuz MAI cheezburger
Oh, deh horror!!!
OhnoOhnoOhnoOhnoOhnoOhnoOhno! NOOOoooooooo!
Oh noes! Deh world as we know it – ruined! I swearz dis feelin be familiar… (lolrus xD)
Iz dis kitteh vershun of “Deer in hedlytes” luuk?
dat a gud tune…
test…nom 2 3…am i still imbisibul?
Der iz noes hope. SRY. Bad human feed goggie not kitteh.
Ay kitteh! Is dis teh goggie wha got yer Cheezeburger?
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-dog-pictures-the-cheezburglar.jpg
Let meh Know an I’ll taik cair ub him fur ewe
Bobby “bobcat” Pantaleones
Psst! Gnu kitteh pics in blog! (Clikkee bloo) Bideo tu come tumorro, wuncde resized to a more reezunabul saiz!
SKWEE!!!!!
Dey iz sew kyoot!
I kin heer teh liddlol “mews” now.
Oh, prysma, doez ar darling cyut tynee babees. Ai am in awe of yu fur takin care of dem.
{{{{PK, bebbeh kittehs}}}}
Bless yew foar taking caer of dese bebbehs. Teh whirled needs moar peeple liek yew.
*beems rayz of strengf to teh bebbehs*
Ohhh PK an Bebbeh kittiz i givin yu awl da strenghts an healthfulness i can. Those babies are sooo special they have many people awl over the world sending them love
Pleez tu ware the triplol splort purrtecshuns when U bisit teh P-K blogs. Iz berry splortashus adn dem nawt haz teh gud CCC cuvurage.
*SPLORT*
Now uz tellz me!!
Byootimus itteh bitteh kittehs!!!!!!
Odeer, PootyTat haz splorted!
Hold awn PootyTat!
**scoopz PootyTat braynes inna neet pyle**
**rinses braynes wif, um, wutz here? Otay, rinses braynes wif lyme flavur seltzer waddur**
**putz braynes bak in hed cabitee**
**re-arranjiz hed bonez bak inna rite place**
**clamps CHRG wif picshurs of shamroks awn titleee**
**wrappee wrappee wrappee in green dukkeee taype**
**leeds PootyTat tu splort recubbery rum**
Here, PootyTat, hab sum hawt chokklit wif Bayleez innit, an sum sordid leprakawn shaype chokklits. **Wrapz blankee rownd PootyTat’s showldurs, putz heetin pad unner nek**
Thxmuch! I think ayll be fine nao!
OfankCC! An Ohai PootyTat! Haz we met? **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Pleezed to meet chu PH!
*ofurs floofypaw to winged one*
goggie p’s inna floor an git cheezburger, goggie jump up awn hooman an git her nyce dress dirty an gits cheezburger, goggie bark awl nite cause swirll owtside an git cheezburger..awl i did wuz scratch da new couch an i git nuffin but krunchi fudz
Donut wurree, kitteh. Teh cheezburger iz nawt gud kwalitee an iz stale.
Hyoomin nawt DARE gibs yoo nuffin but teh best!
Guies, I has fownded a grate noo sawng. Iz espeshully encourajin foar dose of us who has had ruff tyems latelee.
Teh sawng is “Let It Go” by Tim McGraw. It iz countree sawng, but nawt too “twangy”.
Hay, red, tew bad ur so far awai. Yew wud be welkum tew use mai hot tubb. It be berry big and haz menne diffurent seets and lebels. And teh dek has a fens arownd it, sew yew kin go in wifout nuffin awn. Purrfect for teh kold, dark wintur days.
Oh, dat duz sown nyse!
Last tiem I wuz in hawt tub wuz….**carry teh wun**….. 2005.
I haz a sorri foar yew. Wii jest got lukky, cuz teh tubb wuz heer wen we botted teh howse last yeer. Enneeway, hoap yew feel beddur soon.
*brushes red wif soft tayl*
Fanks, ICHFockses.
so many good LOLs! An I has been missin dem! I finkso I needs too hoof mahself…
Pls nawt tu hoof NE wun. wii haz had enuf mashings and borkings fur wun week, week, week aifinkso.
U can haz teh oatmeel stout adn teh wafflols wif teh green minty syrups?
mashings?
*falls over laffing*
Ohai, dawnkee!
Ware u been? I has missded yoo!
I has been in teh hed fog.
yesh.
I willz bee emergeeng soon.
Perhupps neggst week?
Ohai Kafleen! Ai lubs ur kyoot donkee abatar. Iz not bin heer lawng, but iz pleeztomeetcha.
*extends paw to shaek*
awwwww!
*shakeees paw*
*huggees*
*Runz up tu dawn Key wif a swiftness*
*putz on brakez…. SKREEEECH!!
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Ooomph! *bumpz intu Kafleen*
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Oh hai dere!!! Welkum Bak, ole fren!!!
Halpz is teh splort up in P-Ks post. dem nawt purpared when dem goes tu teh nuu bebbeh kitteh blogz.
Ouch!
*rubs hed wiff a stoopy grin*
Is nise too bee missed!
Aifinkso gibbing cheezburger to goggie iz heresy. Or blasfemee. A bad fing, ennywaes.
Ohai, KK!
How’s lyfe awn ur end of teh whirled?
Life is pleh, lossa stoopy fings gowing on.
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Sowwee to heer baot yore bang bang wib teh kar. Hoeps yew is feelink moar betterer.
Fanks.
Sowwy to heer abowt teh stoopy stuffs. U shure u nawt werk ware I duz?
{{{{kimkiwi}}}}
Aifinkso mebbe ai does werk ware u duz.
Stoopy fings inbolves teh mael of teh speeshies. Need ai sae moar? Sum peeps jist need to lern to let goes befoar tehy getz murderified.
U needz teh troll clubz? Ai nawt can haz dem enny moar.
U can get dem frum teh cweenmj. Leesed dem will getz uzed den.
Troll E Troll! Shayme awn yu! Baitehwai, iz yu mad at me?
AI nawt mad at U. Ai finked mebbe U wuz mad at me.
Y?
Ai borked teh tybooteek. U nawt seed dat?
U can mebbe halp teh putty tat up teh thred? Hurz splorted awn teh prysma-Kitteh blogz.
Otay, ai tryed tu halp PootyTat. Ai nawt su gud at resqkyewz, yu nose. Ai iz onlee in traynun.
Ai finked it wuz Troll E Troll dat did dat?
Mai DID is shoeing
Ai wud, butt (hee hee) teh litlol parents-weren’t-married-when-he-was-born izzint werth hanging fore.
On sekkund fowts…
Oh cween, ai needs to arsk yew a favir.
{{{{kimkiwi}}}} Mebbeh we shud put up a sine, fur teh maels dat jist donut git it?
Fankies parrothead. Mai sine wud sae “Ai waz best tihng taht happinid to yew nd yew waz rilly meen to me so ai iz movink on nao. Lemme go, stop traink to keeps me in yore lief, befoers ai beets yew wib dis troll klub ai haz in mai handies.”
**digz threw hole howse fur gliddur fur dat sine** Otay, ai finded enuff gliddur. Nao we need glu an cardbored. An larj stiks. **luks eberreewear** Otay, ai haz eberrefing butt glu. Ai haz stuff cawled “gorilla glu,’ wundur if dat will wurk.
Otay, we haz stuffz tu mayke the sine. Oar ai cud jist go beet teh stuffins owtta him, an save teh glu. Wutz yur prefurince?
Wud yew? Yew is full of win and ossim.
Yis we shud saev teh glu – we not noes hao mennee gorillaz go into eech toob.
Oar wen we mite need tu glu a gorilla!
Iz no prollem, ai will injoy it! **goes tu put awn brass nukklols, um, dat iz, goes tu put awn purtee sawft glubs**
Egsellent
Hay rhsb, hao yu feelin? Frum teh car bang bang, ai meen.
Ohai frenz! Ai jist gotted hoam frum teh bar, ai waz, beeeleev dis oar nawt, drinkin {cheeztawk off] “Hop Stoopid” beer! [cheeztawk on]. No lye, dat wuz teh name an teh spellin!
Ai haz tried dat beer! iz Ok but nawt sumfing ai wuld go aowt uf mai wai for.
Yesh, wuz gud enuff, butt eben gud enuff iz grayte wen sumwun elz iz buyin, speshulee wen teh sumwun elz iz teh pleh bawss! Sew tell me, WRr, wut beer WUD yu go owt ov wai fur?
Mai homemaed portur oar mai homemaed cowboi lagers.
If ai buys it inna bar is usually teh Guinness Oar teh Sam Adams Creme
Yu gotz innee homeamed payle ayles? Datz mai fabrite, aor lagers. Ai donut nose bowt cowboi lagers. Wut iz dat?
Iz jus naem ai gibbed mai lager. Izz just a liddlol stongur dan most lagers.
Ai nawt haz NE payle ayles. Ai nawt reellee a fan uf dem, so ai nawt maek dem a lawt.
Liddlol strongur lager iz gud, aifinkso! Yu jist mayke dem fur yu, oar yu haz yur oan bar/mykrobruree?
Jus foar me. Nawt want teh hed aik uf teh papurwurks tu opun teh bruree oar bar.
i guess iffin yu drinkz enuff hopz yu can git stupid
Aifinkso, yu rite! Wayte, wut? Otay, aiz stoopid. Ai admit it.
i wuz nawt sayin dat..wii awl know da more alkohaul wii drink da smarter wii git
{{{3kittymomma}}} If dat troo, ai iz teh jeenyus tunite!
**klinkee glasses wif 3kittymomma** Tu smartnisss!
Tehre is a beer in nooziland korled Dick’s Black. Broower is korled Dick nd its a stout. Yew hazza be vairy caerfil wehn ordring it.
dat kuld go veri veri rong..:D
Omai. Omai. Dat cud prazint a prollem, fur shoar.
At leest he diddint desyde to put teh werds raond teh ovver wae.
i nawt sayin nuffin!!!!!!!!!!!
Go on, sae it. Tehn we kin boath go to NB.
w-w-whhat? HOW CAN THIS BE? I thawght you p-p-promised me that cheezburger!
W…Wut? N–n-n-nNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
*sitz daown crayink*
O Draconic Kitteh! Wutebur iz teh maddur?
h-h-himz iz gibbink dat cheezburgur tew teh goggie!
himz s-sed dat himz wud gibb itt tew meh!!!!!
*goez awff tew crai sum moar*
Gudnite frenz! Ai hazta go. Happee St. Patrick’s Day tu awl, an may teh rode alwaiz ryze tu meecha! May teh wind alwaiz be at yur bak, etc. etc……odotz……an may yu be in hebben haffa our beefour BC nose yur ded!
gud nite! don’t hab tew mucch stuffz dyeededed greenz! yoo mite end uppz feelink dat wai inn teh moarnink!
Ohai yawl! Pleez 2 B skyoozin da innerupshun, but I hazza sad. Even tho I can haz ishooz wif mai kidletz momcat (mombadger), I hafta joyn wif herz 2 b feline bad bowt dis. Herz owldist kitteh, Alley, hoo b 17 yeers oald, iz bowt 2 b krawsin da brij n2 Princess Mu Meadow. Alley b havvin da sicklee, n I finksew da feline dyuhbeetiss awlsew, n herz gotted reelee bad yestiddee n 2dai. Dr. Tinycat sez herz mite nawt B C N 2morroe. Even ifn herz duz maykit 2 2morroe, herz will b neadin 2 haz teh helpz gowin 2 sleap 2morroe at 3 klok…
Uv cors, dat’s gunna mayk me cry n cry awlsew… 
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Even tho Alley bin livvin wif mai kidletz momcat sintz wez seppyraytid, I steel can haz teh felinez 4 teh Alley-cat. I haz bin noein Alley sintz herz wuz 6 munfs oald. I haz toald mai boi-cat, but mai gurl-cat I hasta tayl 2morroe. Herz gunna cry n cry…
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Ennywai, I jess neadid 2 tawk wif sumwun hoo unnerstanz, n watt beddurer plays dan ICHC. Naow, bak 2 ur regyoolerlee skedyoolded lolcat…
Oh noez!!!! Dat’s nawt gud!
{{{Aahz}}}
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Ohhh {{{{{Aahaz}}}}} ai haz da leaky eyes. {{{{{Alley}}}} Princess Mu meadow be da bestest plaise fur kittehs. Eberywun be healfy, haz floofytails adn friendz 2 plai wif. Mai heart hurts fur you Aahaz. Wii all be wishings safe crossin fur Alley.
{{{{Aahz}}}} it nawt matter who libes wif who. yu lubz da kitteh an yu lubz da kidlettz momma for bein da kidlettz momma. Awl mine heart wishes tu yur boi an gurl kidlett an yu an Alley iz gonna bii a veri hard dai i hab been der. {{{ Aahz fambily}}}
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Aw. dat so sad…. iz ruff tu noeing deh kitteh b krossing deh bridge…. Deh Alley cat b wun ub ur babehz. … no matter hoo she b libbing wif…. i fink dat it b a gud fing fur deh kidletz tu haz a gud cry wif dehre Daddy…. adn tawk bowt deh fun tiymez dehy awl hab wif deh Alley cat.
{{{{Aahz kidlets}}}} {{{{Alley}}}
O, fanky mai deer cweenmj (n 3kittymomma n OnleeKitteh n kimkiwi n West River rat n Draconic Kitteh). I kin awlriddee tayl dat win I gitz da nooz dat Alley-cat krawst da brij (wevver awn herz oan oar wif halpz frum Dr. Tinycat), I gunna looz it, eevun ifn I B at werkz. It shore b nys noein dat herz gunna b teh helfee n da Princess Mu Meadow sune…
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Fanky agin 4 awl da hugz n whale wheeshiz {{{{{Cheezfrinz}}}}}
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Oh Aahz – this is SO hard! Ai got teh leeky aiez just reading waht yoo sed.
Loozing sumewun yoo luv iz alwaiz . . .sad beyond awl mesure. Teh kittehs hav such giunt purrsonalities – it iz so eezee to luv them And they become ar furry littlol BFFS.
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{{{{{{Aahz}}}}}} We will awl be sorrowing with you.
We know hao much it hurts.
Fanky AfriCat, PootyTat, n JPAQC — 2dai wuz teh hard… Speshullee win 3-klok caymded…
Herz awlsew injoid bytin ur hanz, n herz wood trik U 2 gitz dem — herz wood plop onna flore n frunt uv U liek herz wontid uh bellee rub, den win U rubbded herz bellee herz bytid ur hanz! 
I taylded mai gurl-cat dis afturnune, n shure enuff herz hadded teh leeky aibawlz, wich bowt givded me teh leeky aibawlz awlsew…
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Yeh, Alley can had teh beeg purr-sunalittee, n beeyin da oaldist wuz awlsew da cween uv da hows. Herz awlwaiz gotted teh dibz onna gusheefudz, n da uvver kittehz hadded 2 wayt deyz tern.
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Da bestist wai 2 deel wif uh loss liek teh Alley-cat B 2 fink bowt teh gud memreez. Iz nys 2 B finkin uv herz n sherrin summa da gud tymz wif U gyzngalz. Fanky 4 reedin, n fanky agin 4 da hugz n gud thotz {{{Evvywun}}}
nnkai ya’ll, ai’z gowink tew biddebai nao…..
gud nite ebbereewun!
Lots of Chez talk in here…
moar food.
OMG this one is soooooooooo funny
Just one thing…. WHY CHEESEBURGER??? Cat no like cheeseburgers! Dogs like cheeseburgers ’cause they like cheese and meats and breads. Cats likes fishies an’ mices an’ delishus birdies. They don’t like cows or cheese… they do like milk though!
NO MORE CHEESEBURGERS.
Dis iz da best LOLcat eva. His face iz so funneh! ROFL
funny just when my ex is getting a dog and ill have to take our cat that looks exactly the same…