Put it back where u found it. We dun need anymore petz around here.
we haz no moar room. pet taxi iz full.
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Ugh. Do not want.
conga rats Zawmbie!
* offurs a nice chicken salad awn toast points tray ( brains awna syde)*
*Poors a nyce scotch an soda*
Fanks, Mu! I is havin sum pepperoni and spicy-sweet mustard on Triscuits right now. Has sum…
Ooopsie! ‘Sposed to under my commint…
nom nom ! dats gude! fanks!
I love days when I work from home…
it’s so slow here! i wish i was home…well working from home… employment is relevint tew mai interests… an my bills…an my house… an my car…
an mai kitteh…
Exspeshullu mai kitteh…
Ai nose wat yu miin. Ai doan want ether.
ai’ll thirrdlee taht sintimynt!
I is teh baby heer!
very troo!
* offurs a congraglitory Tray of chicken salad awn toast points anda nyce scotch an soda*
*offurs 4.5 a tray anna drinkie*
Fanks, Princess Mu!!!
…which explains why you need a bath more than the kitteh does.
Oh, snap!
ohai Kafleen!!!! pls tew kum tew my partay n da medow. It wus gremlins idea and we can bwing our hart pets too! its 3/23/09 noon lol
Whatt? I bathe once a month whether I need to or not…
Rimyned me 2 stai up-wind uv u….
Wunce a munf?! Oh teh porosity!
Wai U fink everwun lieks tu spriz him wif teh seltzur bottlols?
* handz aowt teh samplol seltzur bottlols *
U can haz teh full siez bottlols 5 foar wun cheezburger
*pays West River 5 extra-cheesy burgers, runs after Maus with the seltzer bottle, giggling madly*
pew, pew, pew……
Wait… u meens it can open fud foar me when iz biggur? Ok, den, you takes care ob it til it can. Den is mai hoomun. >^_^<
Adn U can blaem teh stinkee oar teh mess onna floorz awn teh bebbeh.
Diz petz iz nawt relevant to my interests. Smellz diffrunt too.
it will smell bettur wunst the cat hare in the air settles awn it
Too cleen nao, aifinkso.
Diz pet r beri relbant too ur innerests coz it r gonna taek up teh hoomins laps, adn teihr tymes, adn teihr payshence, adn teh munnies tehy usta spend on gushifuds adn toys adn cheezburgers is gonna bee spent now on “sabings fur teh kollidge”. Tihs r beri bad…
Oh noes.
Smells diffrunt and leeks at bof endz. Nawt to menshun it wales in unseemlie fashun. Pleeze to be returning it to pownd.
Ugh! Yoo ixpekts me tu LIEK dis leakee, smellee, uglee, noyzee, haerliss FING?! Whut kynda katnipp iz YOO awn?
=^..^=
Kitteh’s nawt drinkin dat koolaid
U got dat rite
Oh ya, oh ya.
Tell me about it.
Furr dos nawt in da no, de seg… see qu… uh many quotes bees a classic skit frum da Royal Kanadaian Ayre Farce.
Cheque out the new game show “Are Yu Smarter Then a Cat”.
w w w youtube.com/watch?v=BMpYSj9J9dw
Teh Lion King, interspeesheez edition.
I TOLD you nawt to go lookin unner kabbige leafs!!
now just LOOK wut u’ve dun!!!
whut is dis U bring? Smells funny
Why dis ting ware hims litterbox? Don yu wanna get sum clumpin litter for it?
it has eben less hair dan U an is mush pinker 2
I iz so mush cuter
Oh noes!! Not da hooman bebbeh! My grandson comin down dis Friday, and da kittehs not too happytail bout it!
mah fren an himz wife is coming fur a visit demz has 2 bebbehs 2 years and 6
munfs old. Mah kittehz is terrified of deh toddler, demz is unner deh bed
when him comes to visit.
Pooh kittehz
Has jes been meh an husbin for da last 10 yeers, plus da 6 kittehs, mah house not one bit baby-proofed!! I gotta clear an area from da floor to 3 feet up!!
dis boi is berry naughtee and noisy. Kittehz say do no want.
if ur kittehs is liek mine.. teh boi will learn pretteh fast to leeve teh kitteh alone!
Aifinks da kittehs gonna be spendin da hole weekend unner da bed! Dis shuld be innerestin, cuz da kittehs not gets along too well, mebbe dey will bond over dis drama!!
toddlerz skare mii can ownly imagine how da kitteh feelz
himz mush biggah dan kittehz, kittehz is gonna spend deh weekend unner
deh bed
My kittehs not used to da littel hoomans, an it been so long, I not used to dem annymores either!
maybee u kan hide under teh bed wiht teh kittehs?
Kitteh rejecks your offering wif profownd disgust. You must do pennince wif much gushee fud offerings
Teh GUD stuff.
Home mayde puree’d beef livvers. Sum tunas on de side. Fresh creem for desserts wif spreenkle of baycon on top. Den maaaybee we tawk abowt keepin bebbeh. But maybe nawt. Prolly nawt.
yesh, watered kibbel doth not gushifud make.
Pls tu nawt tell mai goggies. Dem fink is treet tu haz waddurd kibblols.
That be the profown diffrunce betwine goggies and kittehs, West River rat
mebbee dem lieks it cuz ai uze teh leftobur au jus most uf teh tyme insted uf teh pleh waddur.
My goggies wud eet ANYFING wif au jus on it
. of cowrse, not much my goggies won’t eet period. Liek I sez …dats the diffrunce tween goggies and kittehs 
win!
no, but it duz make mushifud!
yeah, but I get sick and tired of that be-damned chuck-wagon tearing through my living room.
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the mud on the carpet is just terrible, and the kitteh is not amused.
U needz sum natib american kittehs tu ambush teh waggun aifinkso.
*has vision of miniature Mel Brooks in a War Bonnet* scuse meh, gotta go stare at the sun for a bit.
MUWAAHAHAH!! Ai gues we can nawt reepeet wut Cheef Mel sed
wen hims saw Sherif Bart’s fambily, cans we?
dat’s SEW funnee…..
mai faborite moobie EBBER!!!!
Ah, teh kwotes, tehy goes awn furebber…
fanks fur teh mindwerm, Dan!!! LOL!
I’m soo tired…..
tired of luv uninspired…..
I iz havin hoomun behbeh in Septembur…donno hao mai furree behbehs will take it, but shuld be amusin…
Gud luk, Diva! Hope yoo & behbeh ar doing well & helthy & feeling gud!
congratulations Diva!!!!1!
Concats diva!
i wishes u adn ur fambly awl teh joy ob teh babbehs! Lubs teh babbehs! *smiles*
Ya for da bahbehs hoomin or overwiz. Haz a safe pregnance and take berri berri gud care ob yourself, iz neber to earli to spoil da bahbeh.
conga rats! septemburr is gud monf for baybees. dat’s when I was bornded too. an we noes whut you wuz doin those cold junewarry nights!!! dats whut I tell my parrints. Sayf pregnuncee and deliveree of helfy baybee!
congarats diva! *haza liddle jellus* ai alwais wanted anudder bebeh after Plasticat…naow himz 13 and ai’m *mumblemumble* (tew owld!) gess ai have tew hab teh furree bebehs naow. altho Plasticat wuz borned at teh end uf August, and ai wuldn’t want tew du teh 9munfspregnintattehhottesttymeuftehyeer agin!!
When I wer preggers wif Kitteh Son (borneded Awgust 30) I woz lubbing mai ayr condyshuner awl dai adn hab teh nite! When I wer preggers wif teh owlder bruvver of Kitteh Son, it wer gud coz he wer borneded in Januvary. I wer warm fur teh furst tyme in mai libe!!
Plasticat wuz borned Awgust 25…it had ben a bery hawt summer, had big thunderstorms dat nokked teh power owt for 3 or for dais – no kuld haz ayr condyshuner! ai alwais thot if ai eber kuld plan wen tew hab a bebeh, ai wuld want it tew be borned in Mai…ai wuld be warm awl winter, den nawt hav tu be preggers in summer, but kuld hav summer awf wif nooborned bebeh!
Yu shud be speshully caerful not to change litturbocks whiel yu carryin teh little bean…or gud get a badbad verybad DO NOT WANT thing call “toxicoplasmosis”.
Make hubby chanj litturbocks.
Sorry, got an extra “ic” in there. Toxoplasmosis.
Not that “ic” isn’t appropriate.
oh, an maek hubby do teh dishes too. cawze… um… iz very bad for teh pregnint ladeez to be doing teh dishes. yup. shur iz.
(wif my furst, my tummy wuz so big i kuldnt reech into teh sink!! wif teh sekund i wuz on bed rest teh last trhee weeks. so hubby duz dishes bof times.)
ooh an hubbi needz tu du vakuuming an mopping tu an lawndry..kaus just luk wat hii did tu yu
Hee hee Lunarmommy — yu jus tooked me back about 42 yeers. Befoar ai had mai twinses, I coodnt get clows enuf to teh tub to baff ower free-yeer-old. Hims daddeh had to bave him for a wile.
Duffy sez “Make hubby chanj litturbocks.” Taht’s whut I cawls gud dibishun of teh labore! Hehehehehe!
Oh, Ai noh…kitteh doktur sez iz nawt liklee Ai’ll get it aneewai cos we has indor kittehs, but no poynt in takin chansez, rite? Hubbee is veddy gud about chajin da kitteh litter.
concatulayshuns diva!! my liddle bebbeh will being 13 tomorrow, my big bebbeh will be 20 on friday
no problims wif tehm an kittehs. wun gud advice i hurd iz after teh bebbeh iz bornded, bring its blankie or sokks or sumfin home from teh hopsital or burfing place so kittehs kan smelling it, get yoosed to it. but kittehs an bebbehs, wunse they gets yoosed to eech ovver, lubs eech ovver an haz much fun togevver.
My goddaughter had da bebbeh, an abter her brout da bebbeh hom, da kitteh sleeped inna crib alwaes when da bebbeh was innit. Da kitteh was der alwaes protectin da babbeh, when she would fuss or annifing, da kitteh wood go an git mi Goddaughter to take car of da babbeh. Noe better babbeh watcher dan da kitteh.
mai Stormy and Chica kittehs liked liddle bebeh Plasticat. ai wuld put Plasticat awn a blankie awn teh floor, and Chica wuld lie nekst tew him. She alsew uzed tew sleep in hiz stroller. wen he startyed bein mobile, dey wuld follow him arownd
I sniff in ur general direkshun…
naow goe awai oar ai shall tawnt u uh sekkund tyme!
dis fing smells liek… omg!!! has litter box built in to pants!!! gross!!!
speshullee wuns dat dun hab hare oar shed! Wii needz tuu kubber up teh uglee furnitshurr heer!
Take it away! It was lookin at mai catnip mowsie!
The look of profound disgust on the kitteh’s face is priceless.
kittehz is so eggspressive!
She’s obviously retreated as far up as she can get to get away from the new baby, and here the hoomin daddy is invading her space with it.
Blaugh!!
okay, dis iz teh weerd (no, not teh LOL, luvs teh LOL) but i kannot be seeing dis LOL on teh frunt page in my burfday-fairy disgize!! i had to clikkie on teh LOL wif teh meeting ob LCB an Ginness Piggeh, tehn clikkie on teh “next” link to get heer!! *sigh* wut ovver surprizez duz WP haz in store for me today?
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anyway. on wif teh burfdays. an today i am wishing a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cutekiten an ob corse to all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfday today!! now iz eezier tahn eber to be getting on teh burfday list!! (tho teh burfday greetings are for evreewun, on teh burfday list or not) just klikkie on my blooness to be seeing how! today i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed caeks, an dis morning in teh noozpaper fud sekshun wuz a resipee for margarita caek, so i finked mebbee sum ob yoo miet be liking it so i makinged wun ob tohse too!! iz makinged wif limez, hevvy kreem, an tekwila an triplol sek (along wif teh usual caek ingredyunts). let me knowing wut yoo finks (i not consyooms teh alkyhol myself, but i prides myself on being a full-serbiss burfday fairy!). also hommaed banililila is kreem, fizzy frooty party punch (no iz not spikeded wif leftober ingreedyunts frum teh margarita caek), an goodie bags pakked wif mini bottlols ob bubblols to blowing, liddle remote-kontrol ferrari kars, sordid choklits, lemin an lime skittles, an boblol-hed guiness piggeh akshun figgirs wif pull string©®™!!!! (all lissinsing feez etc. etc. etc.) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor wishes com troo!
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ooOOOo!
*takes boblol-hed guiness piggeh akshun figgirs wif pull string©®™*
*thinks*
*is afraid to pull string*
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um.. birfday fairy? do u know what kinda ‘akshun’this duz?
*bumps skwirlgrrls paw wif teh string innit. *
oooo noes!!!!!1 the poreosity!!!!
hay!
*watches bobblol hed GP*
*confuzzled*
wot is it doin???
Last tyme ai saw teh dans dans dans liek dat wuz in rhsb’s bideo!
Butt, wut happinud tu the close? Wai izzint the pinny gig wherein inee close? **cubbers eyez**
um, i dunnoo
mebbee shuld hab aksded GP abowt taht wen him sugjested i carry tehse
I can has a slice ov Margarita caek wiv awl teh nommy ingreedyunts plz?
*Non nom nom nom…hic..nom..hic hic ….nom..Hic..*°¤°¤˳͚̥̥̥̥̊͒۟۟۟ᶱᶱ•◌ⱷ☼◌☺…….
Wowzers!! Nuvver glass ob caek plz ??
U’ve bean eetin caek agane! Beddur haz sum strawng blakk cawfee an sobur up!
Ofankees burfday fairy!!! **noms margarita cake** Yummee!! Dis mai gnu faybrit cayke, aifinkso.
kitteh iz nawt amused wif yur shananaginz
Ha ha ha! Your sacrifice pleases The Cat!
iz WP eetin fings agin
It smells funny. If ur goin to keep it, at least give it baffs.
if u get ride of the dog u can keep it
Liddill Skwishee Wun
canz habz berreh lowdz summtymez.
Less lowdz wenz asleep
Liddill Skwisshee Wun
nawtz mobbz arowndz mutch. Coodz mayk
spesshull Nappeeng Playss?
Liddill Skwisshee Wun
canz sleepz awllmoast az mutch az
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
Jack.
lol
“liddil skwishee wun”
jack, yoo haz teh most wundermus way wif wurds!!
“It followed me home. Can we keep it?”