Unfortunately, Fred’s addiction
Unfortunately, Fred’s addiction was totally out of control.
sumwun needz 2 haz a intervenshun.
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He duzznt kno dat he will soon fayse an innervenshun.
Goggie will help lick him dri. Then he will reeeely neds help.
Butt, will goggie halp him lik hiz obvyus addikshun?
Mostest goggies weel hep you lik jest aboot eeneefink!!
oh noes… no one has gived u conned rats after all this tiem??
all rite you peeps… let’s hear some applause for rhsb!
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*claps*
*woo-hoos*
*bananer flavr unmenshunables thrown*
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ok that’s enuf.
Hey Skwirrlgrrl — wear U be gittin enuf naner flavrd unmentionables too bee trowing ‘em? Dey be fur sale at Nom???
Iffin de bee unmentionable howz da wun order dem? Dose dey cum inna brown paper baggie?
Now I’ve seen it all…
Donut say dat, Maus. U iz temtin fate.
I agrees wif rhsb,an yooh dun wanna beh temtin fate liek that.
Him fink he is Tiger!
aifinkso kitteh iz showin it awl!
Lyk a baff, onlee diffren
Has a flavur
OOOOO. it b a freway tiy!!!! Dans on down tu deh Ty Boot Eek!! Dey b habbing lotsa Green gudeez fur deh Saint Paddyz day!! Emruld joolreez adn boblol hedded St. Paddy Catz wif boblol hedded snaykez!!
SNAKES?!?!?
**jumps up awn tablol**
Ware?
Teh snakes is on teh table.
I kin has floofy green nikkers foar St Paddyz Day?
whyd it hafta be snaykez?
indiana jownes kitteh FTW!
But I’m [i]thirsty[/i]!
Oh hai, gamingkitty! U be wanting teh pointed brackits for teh italicks, aifinkso. Like this?
Meezers R “speshul”.
I totully agree about Meezers…they all “speshul” in teh sense of bein kookoo plus tehy all differunt. Also menny of tehm do liek teh wattur.
I used to have a kitteh dat luukd jus leik dis one and him didz da same fing in da sink. Silly Siamesez!
Silly siamese slurps sallaeshusleh solublol splashis
Silly siamese sillybrayts solublol splashis supremeness
Salud! saes silly siamese!
Ya, a free wae ty. Wat eberyoen want for sillibrations an da tye bootiq?
Wud sumwun sing “Bakaysun” by teh Go Go’s foar me?
Bakayshun, all i evar wanted,
Bakayshun had tew git awai…
Dang! Nao ai gibbed maisef an eerwurm!
Ya, a free wae ty. Wat eberyoen want for sillibrations an da tye bootiq?
pleez to excus mi, ai sem to be peatin misef…misef
Frenz, I herd a GRATE song dis moarnin! “Let It Go” by Tim McGraw
Heer’s teh Yoo-Toob linkee.
youtube.com/watch?v=99ZGO6r9pCw
I need that! Fanks RHSB!
*runs in wif a kwikness!
midnightsdeer!! Ware you bin?
*HEDBONKS*
Ai has bin veree bizee at da wurk… DONUT WANT!
Ai stops bi tu sais Hi tu awe mah cheezfriens.
I misses awe uv ew veree mush!
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*HEDBONK Skwirrlgrrl*
well gud to c ya!
**hedbonks midnightsdeer **
First Aahz on Friday,nao u todai.
It’s old home week on ICHC!!
*Hedbonks back atcha eeck!*
Es gud tu coem bak isn’t it?
bartender, i’ll have whateber’s on tap
Did u say “on” or “under”?
Kitteh needs to cover up hers ‘unmentionables’…dis iz a fambly site!
But… but… u mentioned them!
Ooops!!
** taypes mouf shut so cannawt mention them agin **
Hay, that’s not tape! That’s turkish taffy.
*sniffs*
Bananer flavor!
eeck has bananer flavr unmentionables??
*hedbats skwerl for being silleh*
*hedbats skwerl for mentioning unmentionables*
*hedbats self for mentioning mentioning unmentionables*
*passes out*
Hmm, no smelling salts abailable.
*fans LCB wif bananer flavr unmenshunables*
*un-faints*
*hedbats DK*
*re-faints*
You guys are sick & twisted.
( but ai lubs u dat way!)
WE is not twisted!
Itz owr unmenshunables.
*twitches*
Ai iz a bit sik tho. *sniff*
Oh nose!! Dis mite be da dreded “Faint dat Neber Endz!! ” It ma go awn and awn my frend!!!
Kwik stop usin da bananer unmentionables and callz in the Swoonin Recubbery Veehickle!!! We needz sum smelly salts adn the YNGs in der Haz Mat soots!
*un-faints*
But… but… if’n teh YNG’s is in teh Haz Mat soots, they is not quite so N, now is they? Whut good is that?
*re-faints*
Dey in da Haz Mats soots to stop da swoonin — it wuz feerd dat iffin dey was all N den the swooner wood keep swoonin — da Swoon da neber endz. Butt (!) I heerd dat da soots were ordered waaaa tooo smallish an in berry stwetchy see thruish materials — sooo, da YNGs are still lookin pritty swoon inducin …
Iffin yous are recubbered, weeeelllll, den you getz da YNGs wif out da Haz Mat soots….
Swwwooooonnnnnn Swwwooooonnn (dats da sireen)
The YNGs (on the tight see thru too small Haz Mat soots) pik up poor fainted LCBand patts herz hands and face an wavez da smelly salts udder he nose. Sum o dem are fannin herz wif a big feffer and putz her onna protable swoonin couch wifagentleness ….
LCB?? LCB??? are yous in der??? timez to recubber nowz!
Stop waving tings at LCB. That’s watt maked her swooned.
Anyweigh, eberybody noes dat to bee waking up da sleeping beauty, yu gotta gets sumbody two bee kissing her.
Form da line right here folks.
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Ooohhhh … Dats a longish linez I seez …
Another kitteh wif herz unmentionables shoin
Beez dat are buzzin
Cyoot goggies wif LONG tongues
D …
You finkso ai shud du teh mouf tu mouf susstating?
Ai haz tuk teh nawt sekkund ade at teh troll ‘cadamee.
So, I gess you iz in da kissin line as
Dangermous Troll wif nawt second ayd twainin… der also bee
Enerjetic bunnehs
Fee Ro shus felinez
G ..
Snicker!!!
LCB iz faynted. Oh Noes.
Who gunna taek dis shinee sparklee red rawk ai fownded intu teh sun to seez it beddur?
Maa bee one o da peeps in da line ta kiss LCB — KeyKat thoughted dat she mite bee a sleepin bee uu tee
*un-faints*
*yoinks sparkly rock*
*re-faints*
wut is this ’sun’ u speek of, Mr. Troll?
Iz teh nawt dawtur chyld aifinkso
Naow donut be gibbing Mick enny ideas!
ur rite, ur rite, I know ur rite!
*hedbats DK anyway*
Ohai,leeza!
Ai checked on fltes to Charlotte in June….nawt az cheep,cheep,cheep as ai wuld liek.
May haz to wait til later in summer…or fall
pooey! well just let me know!
June wudda been tuff anyways…
Has anyone noticed that the tap is set to cold? Fred is hard core.
He must’ve started erlee too. Him luuks purty yung.
Iz nawl sur dat a “he” unliss he bee missin a beery improtant part!!!
I has a Burmese mix hu lieks to drink frum da tap. Tu bad hiz sisstr lieks to slepe in da sink.
This is an awesome picture. Doesn’t even need a caption for lolz.
Mai sorrows, let me drown em.
” Nobudde knows,teh trubble ai’ve seen…
Nobudde knows,mai sorrrrr-ooooooww !”
Argh… earwurms!!!
She’s a bass!
do all siamese like water?
nope… i has one n he hates it… but all african servals like water… i wants to get one but thems cost $14,000.00 muny…
that is sooooo cute *SPLORT!*
O noze! jebus iz daown!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
fanks!!! ai feel teh better nao…
O BTW, guise, if’n u didn’t see yesterday, I maded 3 tutorilols on how to does teh following:
– Add (or change) ur avatar on WP
– Make ur name bloo on ur WP profile
– Make ur name bloo if u doesn’t has a WP profile.
Click my bloo name to see them. They should also be availamable sometime soonish on teh Cheeztown Cryer.
well fank you berry much… ai can has an abatar wen ai get home… werk has web sense…
I hope is is teh useful to u. Hadda lose some picture quality to get it to be fast-loading and not requiring a plug-in, so lemme know is there is defishincies.
U doen grate in da specination of addin/changin grabitar; da onlee problem iz dat when I clicks on gravitar I getz white scren says “click on this if page doesnt change” an when ai cliks it goes bak to originl screen. Stoopi WP wont let me chan mi abitar to show off da beutimoos abatar bluefans makded fore mi.
Hmmm… is teh hard to say whut this is wifout seeing it, but it *sounds* like it might could be a prollem wif ur browser. Does u has other browser on same computer u could try?
If it works on another browser u knows that teh trubbles is wif teh first browser. If it doesn’t work on any browser then I dunno. Could be prollem wif ur computer or innerwebs connection.
Iz probbly stoopi puter.Iz MacBook an da safari. Iz mi firs an LAST appol puter. I hatz diz fing. I haz PC inna offic I tr;y it latr. Fanks LCB. Da Purtiful abatar shows up on frens profil jess nawt hear.
Bom Momme iz a PC and sheez a cheeze peep!
Oh noes. BOM_HOMME! Yoo shud giv it maor taim! That’s waht ai USED to think wehn ai furst gotted mai Mac, becuz ai had awlwaziz befoar had a PC. But NAO, I cud nebger go bak!
Syummeez Kitteh
dreenkeeng Wet inz Baffroom Seenk
dat nawt habz mirrurr
Wut iz rawng wiff dis
pikkchurr?!!! Muss beez Bizzarr~o
Syummeez Kitteh!
Syummeez Kitteh
habz a fursstee! Willz wash fayss
andz paws wiff wutz lefft
Jack.
Jack! I wuz wundrin wher yu were, I have not scene a ohai-koo inna long tyme (mebbedso I jus rede rong commentses). Glad i cawt tihs wun.
ohai abbycat
How yoo is? Long tyme no see.
Whut happinned wiv teh Kittens? I noes it wuz AGES ago, but I has a kyuriuss
Iz onlee wadder. Fred cud bee addikted tew mush mush wurse fings, lyke kitteh pron.
Or…
Avatar changing
Break-dancing
Catnip, teh gud stuff, not teh wimpy stuff they sells in stores
Dangly things
E…
Eetin erfwurms
Fyne wyne
Gobblin gekkos
Hevvy medal
I….
Itchee sweeters
Jello donuts
Kitteh prons (yesh I copied!)
Leetle round pillz
M….
Early mournings (the 2am run rounds)
Furnace ducts (runnin round at 3am)
Greeting birdies inna tree outside winder (at 4am)
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Mai early mourning, let mii tell you bout it. *yawns an rubs sleepy eyes*
Howling at teh bak door
Ise creem so cold it givs brane freez (mah BlooMax does dis.)
Jumping on teh bed at 2 am
K…
Keepin awl ‘wake at 5 a.m.
Liekin likkor
Menny unme..
Nawt tu mens….
Sumbodies halp; Jebus’ down and ai is noe cheked owt on CCC. Halp peez amnee bodi halps.
iz otay, ai haz reskewed jebus, heel bee fyne wif a liddlol rest
We is lukin at wuuuuuun biiiiiiiiig sink clog here.
Get teh mop!!
OMG HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA thiz iz so funeeh
Alla us cheezpeeps has teh diction prowblems afinkso!
Whut bee dis “diction” dat u iz refurrin two?
c’mon…..u noes! teh inabillety to looks away frum teh lol picshurs of kittehs en teh offen common mishaps uv using teh lol speeks to yursef n peeps who are not cheezpeeps an les face it – we don noe howeta spellz do we??
Hay eberee buddy — ders a linez formin up da thred to bee gibbin LCB kisses!! Itz gettin longerish …
him luks moar like a ned tehn a fred…
Ifinkso heem luks mor lik a herz dan a heemz
Um, well, mabye “Ned” is short for, er, “Susan”?
Hay — I fought u wuz fainted? Iz you pre tend in sews you kin get all da kisses?? *whispers* …. Derz sum funneh lookin peeps in dat line ya no…
an speek ob adiktyon… teh world ob warcraft adbertisment… i has addict to it…
Yous iz additamated to da adberistement? Hmmm dat weerd mostly peeps iz additamated to da Gamez .. Wut you do starez at da ad awl daa longz???
aifink it mobes sum teims… ids tricksy…
Watur SPLORTS. Ai haz tehm.
omg belly *pet pet*
Funny! But I’m pretty sure that cats a girl… there’s certain parts she doesn’t have…