As steve watched his cat tap dance across the floor, he realised he should stop drinking.
dont let dis happen 2 u tonite.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: tonyl
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I love to singa…
About the moona and the June-a and the springa
I like to singa…
About sky of bloo and tee for tooooooo….. ♫
♫♫♫
Anything-a with a swing-a to an “I love you-a,”
I love to, I love to sing!
♫♫♫
haha!!! ai thawt ai wud gunna be da only won who rememers dat one…
Thats the caption that made me LOVE that picture!! it cracks me up every time!!! when I saw the picture I was singing that…
I agree! THE funniest pic with caption I’ve seen at this site!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for making my day!!!
I liked that caption better!
yeah, i remembered the same picture with that capshun… it was better~
Congrats, Maus!
eerwurm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Conga ratz…hab a drinkee awn meh…uhhh…wait…
*Pours drink on PootyTat*
*SlurpSlurpSlurpSlurpSlurp*
*BUURRRRRPP!!!*
Fanks!
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!! LOL!!!
Me four!
I can has rehab?
befoar him startid seein pink lolofants
Arrgh! Maus and teh earwurms!!!
La la la I’m not listening~!
scata-frata-rata-nata earwurms.
*Whispers*
Hey JF! Look down-thread a bit…
…or START drinking!
I’m in.
Hula hula
Hula hula
ebribodi hula hula
oh, i seez alredy little green men
dats nawt green mens… you just sneezeded awn ur screen…
LOL
In vizzy bell bull cayp!
Duz this place have a LOT uv ironic walls,or what ??
Yes. Non-ironic use of uinfortunate wallpaper detected…
Very well,Number One….
Ready the Unfortunate Wallpaper Remover laser-thingy…
Set for “Burn”…
Butt tudai izz Saynt Patriks dai. Canna stop dryinking tudai!
Is not Irish jig? tuday wud be gud day for kitteh to dans Ribberdans. Espeshully fru a haze of green beers.
*hic*
Well, they is nawt kittehs, but here is sum festiv bayrs dantzing teh ribberdantz in honor of St. Patty’s day! Klose up teh spayces in teh www, ov korse!
w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=7HqKKfWgns0&feature=related
Whoooo Hooooo! taht yoo shud say taht! Ai ar going to Ribberdans tonite! In. . .Kalamazoo. It’s troo!
Hav fun, Janet! Shuld be a wunnerful show! I saw Lord of the Dance twice when it wuz here a few yeerzago. Nawt Flatley, but it wuz reely gud! Enjoi!
Neato! hav fun!
I gotz to see it wif Flatly. Owr seets were so close we cud smell his cologne
It was the AWESOME. We met him afturwords and he sighned our programs. It was much the fun ebbening.
Himz is a cyoot bebbi. So purti grey an white.
Him certinnly is. But hoo boy, dat howse has wun uglee wallpapurr aftur the udder.
Uhhhhh…….mai hed…….. SPLORT! Kitteh juss luuk tuu kyoot dansin…….
Heer comes the CCC!
** scoop,scoop,scoop teh braynes **
** pat braynes gently bak in plasticats hed **
** Taypes hed bak together wif dukky taype **
** gibs plasticat a blankee & sum chokklit ice creem **
Dere u go !
Fanx! Miit Ai inkwier sumfing, meh deer saveeyur?
Ai furgot wat Ai waz inkwierin…….
Splorts will do that tu u…
Wud u liek a few CHRG wdoi oar a 50s bathing cap wif daysies to void moar splorts?!?!
CHRGs plz
*fastenes tu CHRG wdoi wif orinj (nawt poisin) duckytape wif shamroks on*
*taeks an eggstra turn ob taep – just tu be sure*
There – u shud be fine for at least a cuplol ob kyooti pie-LOLs!!!
oh – an heers a Kilkenny – Slainte!!!
Fankies!
I liek teh dansink kitteh adn iff I hazta git drunq tu sea it, awl teh better!
Who shuld stop drinkin’, Stebe or da kitteh?
Both…wait…neither…wait…
Whut ???
‘Tis a conomdrum…
A conom drum? iz dat what da indijuns send da messages wif.
I fawt de used smoke signols.
Dis wuz mai questshon tu!
iffn mine kittehz startz tap dansen i am gonna START drinkin
That is priceless! Dance kitty Dance!!
Kat, *ting*, Ima kitteh kat, adn I dans dans dans, adn I dans dans dans.
I’m a kitteh cat
An I dancedancedance
An I dancedancedance
I say sexeh tings to mahself
When I’m daaaaancin!
Dancing Queen
Hey Johnnyface! Getcher another earworm down here!
. . . yung and sweet, onlee elebenty-teen!
wid pointeh endz if Uz annoyz herz
Not an Abba Wurm!!!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeessssss!!1!
::brain melting::leaking out ears::ruining green st. Paddy’s day sweater::
**passes Sham-WOW an spare eerplogs to Johnnyface**
**pours Johnnyface a larj drink**
Fanky for the drinky and teh ear-ploogs.
::glugglugglug::
Ah, Tullamore Dew!
but isn’t ur branes green? won’t tehy just blend in?
Nope. Meh braynes be blackwatch plaid. Don’t go wiff nuffin.
**wunners wut the 80′s must have been lyke fur johnnyface to git braynes lyke dat**
Who reh-members?
I added anover eerwurm fur yu fuver down.
*runsawaywifaquickness*
Can you hear the drums, Fernando?
nope, he’s reached ‘is Waterloo.
An himz iz dansing wif hiz chiquitita tu teh laod muziks
…and Fosse Fosse left, Fosse Fosse rite….
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and……
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JAZZ PAWS!
Hooray! Jazz paws FTW!
pour kitteh, hee iz trine tew start a conga lyne!
*gets in lyne behind moona/joona kitteh*
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wun tew free kik!
conga conga conga kik!
dah dah dah dah dah KIK!!!
*sownd uv pryceless vayce gettin punted awf tayble*
Ai dint dew it!
dah dah dah dah dah KIK!
Ai finks I wuld kall teh lokal tewevzhun stayshun an puht dis kitteh on dah teevee!
Wud B sew mush better tahn curr rent programming!!!!!!
Dis kitteh be doin da Irish dancez. Adn in honor uv St. Paddy’s Day, I be givin eberywun da Irish naem. Just putted an O’ inna frunt uv your last naem and you can be Irish fur da day.
{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}
**duz da happitayl dancez*** twirl tap jump twirl tap jump**
so taht meenz i am burfday o’fairy? kool!
(or shuld taht being 
)
And I is skwirrl o’grrl?
And I yam Grem O’Lin. Tawp of teh morgnink to ye!
And I’m… um… Maus…
*Walks away sadly*
No. silleeh! Yoo ar Maus O’Maus!!
i wuz gonna say Ma o’Us, but taht’s just silly.
Jinx!!!
.
oar GMTA!!
or, wot about Ebil O’Maus??
U has bin teh sensitive latelee Maus, ifinkso?
Duz u need some TLC?
Come sit in teh comfee chare.
*raps sawft teal blankit around Maus*
*offurs scotch and eben a stinkee sigar*
*and dark choklit chipmunks for deserts*
U just has a nise rest there, k?
I fin u b Ma O’Us. :snerk:
.
I b mj o’ry.
An ai kin be ICH o’fockses, for brev…, breevi…, short.
hmmm…Pooty O’Tat?!?
*Native O’CA jes popped in fur anudder quickie*
Why Worry? Blessing for St Patrick’s Day
In the end, there are only two things to worry about:
either you are well or you are sick.
When you’re well, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you’re sick, then there are two things to worry about:
either you get well or you will die.
When you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
But when you die, then there are two things to worry about:
either you’ll go to heaven or you’ll go to hell.
When you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But when you go to hell, you’ll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends,
you won’t have time to worry!
SO WHY WORRY!?
Ai b ummmm…………………… Plastic O’cat?………………… Dekk O’Rant?……….. Matt O’Crewt?……………….. Miracle O’Max?…………… Tew mennee odder naems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duz dat mayke me Parr O’thead?
yesh, i dew bleev dat b rite!! :snerk:
hmm. do i need a napostropheez?
*borrows one 0 da many grocers’ ‘postrofeez floating around*
*lukks at herz naym*
Dun.
lol tht = funny
“Hello ma baby!
Hello ma honey!
Hello ma rag time gal!”
dats wun uv mai awl tyme faborite classik cartuuns!
Rrrrribbit!
Ded. I’z just ded noa.
I iz comin back as a drunken green zombie an nomming your braynes [if I ken finded dem].
Tehn I will haunt yur butts til yuse call teh Bustghosters.
[which is an earwurm all its own...]
Basta!
Who ya gonna call?
Johnny Applolseedz!
Johnny Boi Waltun
Johnny Cartright
Johnny Dillinger
Johnny E…
Johnny E bee gud
Johnny Fever
Johnny Greenwood
Johnny Holiday
Johnny I……
Johnny Edward Marinville…..
Johnny F…….
Johnny Foggarty
Johnny Gage uf teh TB show Mergencee
Johnny Hatfield
Johnny I hardly new U
Johnny Jacksun
Johnny K…
Johnny Knoxville
Johnny Legend
Johnny Mayer
Johnny n…
Johnny Napalm
Johnny Otis
Johnny Pesky
Johnny Q publik
Johnny Rotten
Johnny S…
Johnny Stamos (yum)
Johnny Travlota (yum)
Johnny Unitas
Johnny Very hard to think of V
Johnny w…
Johnny Was here earlier
Johnny Xed out teh rest ob his name
Johnny Y……
Johnny Valentyne
Johnny Wayne
Johnny X
Johnny Youngblud
Johnny Zhivago
Izzit me, oar wuz that unyewshalee tuff? An whose Johnny Valentyne?
It wuz teh tuff list. Johnny Valentyne wuz teh professhunal wrestler.
Oh Hai, Troll E Troll!!! Sry i mist deh big unvayling!! I hadda baybehsitting dooteez…… But I did luking and deh stained glass window is, like WOW!!! Dat b awsum.
.
*berry gingerly*
Schmooo deh Troll!!
* SWOON *
I wuld be impressed if I wusn’t a ghostyHEAD zombie face.
Gr. Ar. Braynes.
Ok, Ai gotz wun moar:
It’s just a jump to the left
Then a step to the right…
*runsawayagain*
Send me a kiss by wiiire
Baby mah hearts of fiiiire
.
*hic*…..’scuse meh………fricken Subway’s.
U’z awn fiyre SHD!!
Gud fing the fyremans parked teh truck here fur teh St Pattys prade.
* getz teh big hose frum teh fyrmanz truck points it at SHD and opuns teh valve WHOOOOSSHHH *
OOH Dat is lawtz uf waddurs awl at wunc.
U still haz teh fyre SHD?
wow, I wouldn’t of thought. insta-change from “wild-man of Borneo” to “drown-ed rat”…..just add water…………..lots of water.
dan dan, the camel man….
did u see teh video someone left for u last nite?
kinda harsh!
I liked it!
vass iss diss video of vhich yoo speek?
Heer ’tis:
youtube.com/watch?v=FZIsdXHlJUw
ye gods and little fishes
elbow on table…..*smack*…head in hand
*soft…quavering voice* ya tell ONE story……..
Luks to me lyk tohse camLOLs rilly need a cup ob cawfee….
I’m the star of captain midnite’s travelin’ show
Came to this circus many moons ago.
My mother’s in your storybooks, she loved a jungle king,
Left me standin’ here alone inside the center ring.
In a bamboo cage i crossed the ragin’ sea,
A livin’ page torn clean from history.
A hairy, scary, legendary screamin’ souvenir,
Now don’t you come too close to me, don’t you come too near.
I’m the wild man from borneo,
The wild man from borneo.
You come to see what you wanna see,
Ah, you come to see but you never come to know.
Wun, tu, fwee, step!
Wun, tu, fwee, tern!
Wun tu, fweee. kik!
Wun tu, fweee. kik!
hi evreewun, heerz burfday o’fairy (chanjed it just for st. patrikks day
) to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dtl an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! today, in honor ob teh greenie hololiday, we haz a all-green party!! 
no, not teh enbiromental green, teh color green!! al teh food an bevriges an goodies are green!! we haz tasty hommaed butter caek an anjul fud caek, bof wif green coloring, pistachioo i skreem an mint choklit chip is kremm, sparkly limeade punch, green beer (for tohse hoo likes taht sort ob fing 
), green baloloons shaped liek for-leef clobers, a leprikan pinyata, an goodie bags filled wif green bownsy balls taht lite up wif green lites wen tehy bownse, green yoyos taht wissle “dannyboy” wen tehy yoyo, snoglobes wif greensnow in tehm an liddle raynboz an pots ob gold, green m&m’s (hey wayt a minit *makes note to speek to teh trolz abowt dis*) (on teh ovver hand, iz abowt teh only gud kind ob green kandee tehr iz), an lukky sparkly for-leef clober stikkers!! an a free copy ob “green egs an ham” by dr. tinysoos for evreewun!! (iz it just teh eggs taht are green, or teh eggs and teh ham? greeneggs an ham or green eggsanham? *ponderponderponder*) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor wishes come troo!!
)
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yoo may be nostising, burfday fairy now haz a blooness!! now iz eezier tahn eber to tell burfday fairy wen yor burfday iz!! klik on my blooness to bekom my frend, or yoo kan just be e-mailing me at burfdayfairy @ gmail.com (plz to be taking owt teh spaces, spammers will be forced to wurk az restrrom attendints at teh factree
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oh, an teh greenie-fase guy iz : mrgreen : (no spayses between dubble-dottie fings an wurds)
ohai, i maded yoo a burfday party, but wp iz nomming it. shuld hork it bak up soon, i hope… (wuz a gud wun, too)
Kittee Kat Iz a Kittee Kat
an ai dans dans dans
an ai dans dans dans…
Kittee Kat Iz a Kittee Kat
an ai meow meow meow
an ai meow meow meow…
Ais dids see dat on YOU TUBE wunse. Wuz a FUNNEEE!!! HA!
tahts wun ob my favrit videos. i watches it very much. *wunders if i shuld hab admittinged dis*
Iz okee lumarmommy … I watches it too. Whenevver I needz a funne or a happee. Sumtimez I eeven waches the Hamster Dance.
Da da dee dee dee da doh doh
Whu shud stop da drinkin? steve or da kitteh?
hmm *ponder ponder*
:mr.green:
or at least stop picking put the wall paper when drunk!
yes, taht luks liek manee diffrent kinds ob wallpaper. non ob wich goze togevver.
Praps dey gotted a bukk uv samplolz an yoozed awl teh diffrunt peesis!
uhum – aifinkso tu!
Gud way ob sabing de munnies in dees thymes ob de credit be crunshing a lot ob peeps…
Gud wun!
LMAO! Seriously! This is going to be the one to get me fired. GREAT caption!!!
Akshully, Clowdy-fluff here is jus distraktin yr attenshun while his bruthur Tiggur filches teh cornd-beest sanwich behine yu on teh tabul.
I KNEW IT!!!
I KNEW IT!!!
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you’ll lose me
Then you’ll be left alone
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I’m your own
wat nda Y wuud yew tll a fone?
ugh… needza lae awf teh catnip 2nites…
And when the cat turns pink… it’s time to stop sniffing glue!
Tapitty tapitty tapitty….tapitty tapitty tapitty tap!!
And a wun, a too and a tree! XD
Iz lieks tew singa, about teh moona and teh joona and teh springa!
Remindz me of What’s Michael dansing kitteh. Funnest story evah.
getting romantic
This is hysterical!
Dont let this happen to you
The worse part- Steve doesn’t even have a cat.
Cat told me the piano had been drinking – not him.
Koshka tancuet lezginku
Looks like dis preti cat dancing lezgin style ^_^
omg! steve (my 3 year olld brother drinks!!!!! we relly need to talk!
no mater wut capshun, i stillz da funniest pikshur.
i love all little cat becoz this ia all shows nature
anz a five six seveh ate! Ooh! ate, nom. takes five evryboty i needs a cheezburger
wow kool cats
I like to sing-a about da moon-a about da bird-a
Favorited!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its awesome
saw it. loved it. laughed my butt off. showed everyone i knew.
lol every tim i se it it makes meh laughe my freakin bootie off
lol every tim i se it it makes meh laughe my freakin bootie off
took me awhile to find this because i haven’t seen this sense march 20th or 21st. I love it.
take out because in my other comment
I just saw this one on Facebook and had to a ceramic sculpture like it.