Comments on: can’t hold breath

By: ScowsLolo

ScowsLolo — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 05:23:41 +0000

Good day icanhascheezburger.com
Summer time is here, pretty boring. Came to discover some time burning web jokes.
Let’s see your best finds

By: Julie

Julie — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:47:29 +0000

Awww! I love bubble-eye goldfish!

By: Anon

Anon — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:21:44 +0000

Oh wow, that’s just hilarious!

By: Emily

Emily — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:30:17 +0000

MAHM!!! KIDZ AT SCHOOL IS TEEZIN ME!!!
…wut? wut u mean i not normal fishie??

By: Seddah

Seddah — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:46:09 +0000

lol Yeah, I don’t think I’d get one of those. They freak me out XD I’d definitely get a guppy or a black moor goldfish if I got another fish. But these little guys are really interesting, and I think a few hours in photoshop could turn out something funny.

By: Seddah

Seddah — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:45:01 +0000

lol Oh good. I was worried I’d come off sounding like a jerk, lol It’s nothing against lolspeak, and I check ICHC daily, I just tend to be slow interpreting it sometimes XD

I’m just not used to people being nice on the internet, lol Over on GraphJam everyone tends to be ridiculously rude. Well, the majority of people.

Thanks! ^^

By: Seddah

Seddah — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:42:56 +0000

Oh, thanks ^^ It’s a weird little fish indeed. And thanks for the link, too.

By: Seddah

Seddah — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:42:16 +0000

lol I still appreciate you trying to help.

By: Seddah

Seddah — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:41:43 +0000

That’s exactly what I was thinking, lol I wasn’t sure, though.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:11:21 +0000

*Test of blueness*

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:09:28 +0000

Oyesh plz! When you has time, that would be vry hlpful. Adn thnx for the tutorilols you did about how to has blueness.

By: abbycat

abbycat — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:37:05 +0000

It’s a kind of goldfish. It’s SUPPOSED to have those eyes, but I wouldn’t have one in my aquarium, I think they’re horrible. Breeders hove much to answer for.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_eye

By: JanetCanHas4+1Kittehs

JanetCanHas4+1Kittehs — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:44:20 +0000

By: Charlotte

Charlotte — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:20:27 +0000

So… itz a catfish?

By: judson

judson — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:52:11 +0000

Burton-on-Trent Ale or a red Scottish wif roasted but unmalted barley

By: judson

judson — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:50:41 +0000

I likes the catiddy noights wiff craik and a hand pulled pint ob bitters.

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:44:12 +0000

Fisheh gonna blow!!1!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:43:00 +0000

Not tekniklee fur skool, but it be eggsalad ekspeeryense fur teh corse ai in, sins ai wants tu du reskyu. Tehy be fun, but oh-so-berry much wurk tehy will be! But wurf it, so berry wurf it!

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:42:31 +0000

Ai fot awl pinny gigs wuz nekkid! Nebber saw a drest wun. MaiBk tehy iz warin teh noo skrl unnerpantses naow?

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:36:50 +0000

Teh teenitineez iss SOO mush fun 2 raze! Ai can haz the orfink pupperz sumtimz 2 feed 4 resQ grup. Iz teh lilluh wunz 4 ur skul?

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:03:14 +0000

is u wiping eyes from laffin or cryin parrothead???
*wipes eyes from laffing*
.
sry bout ur car, red.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:54:50 +0000

hello Seddah!
don’t worry bowt using lolspeek or not, it’s opshunal.
And that fishie is a goldfish!!

By: Meowmeowy

Meowmeowy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:54:12 +0000

So littlol bebbes! Adn alredy addiktd two bottel!

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:52:03 +0000

16…butt (!!) only ifn itz nawt 42!

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:38:27 +0000

o mai! ai am sawree u haz teh aksident, butt (!) a happy dat u r awlryt. an awn a fullol tankagas, tu
aifinkso if Rhoda haz teh fixibul, eben if teh inshurinc cumpnee totalols her, u can bie her bak frum tehm and gib her teh fixing. u myt chek awn taht, ai nawt no teh lawz wer u libs.
{{{rhsb}}}

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:31:50 +0000

*points upthred*
prysmcat.org/kittens/march16/
(wif teh h t t p at teh start)

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:25:13 +0000

Awwwwwwww! ai saw teh piktchurs u haz poasting – ai haz a happee ai gottid warnd tu titen my CHRG! an ai haz a happee u can haz teh furgiving teechurz bee cuz uv sucha portint jawb!
ai will send sum prayers tu CC foar teh babees!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:21:06 +0000

Hur wuz a 1994. I wuz sekkund owner, an boughted hur in 2001.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:08:00 +0000

**stumblols bak in, wypin eyez**

Wut haz bean seen, cannawt be unseen!

**collapses on swooning cowch**

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:06:45 +0000

uuummm the mileage iz kinda high tho

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:06:22 +0000

**mewzik notes**
We are frenz ov teh frenliss yesh we are!
We are frenz ov teh frenliss yesh we are!
We are frenz ov teh frenliss, We are frenz ov teh frenliss
We are frenz ov teh frenliss yesh we are! yesh we are!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:05:44 +0000

2001 her iz just a BABY.. oh teh huge manatee uf it awl!! Do Nawt Let Her Die!!

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:04:40 +0000

**Sitz besyde cween, hugz hur, offurs wurms** Ai beez yur fren!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:03:55 +0000

Ha! Gud lukk wib taht!!!
.
“Yu kin werk fur noms, GP”
“Yu wud spend eet awl awn beer, GP”
“Wai yu kneads pocket munnies for? Yu nawt has anee pockets, GP”

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:02:55 +0000

Aw, rhsb, ai sawree bowt Rhoda. Butt glad ur otay. Datz awl dat matturs. {{{rhsb}}}

R.I.P. Rhoda. Hur wuzza gud vroom vroom. Gotted our deer rhsb (well, nawt a deer, butt, well, nawt a butt, butt, well, yu nose) ebereewhere hur kneaded tu go. **bows hed**

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:02:22 +0000

oooh they are beautimus..i will bii praying for CC’s blessings for yuu and pretti babbehs

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:01:06 +0000

O, ok. U knoes whut a soft touch I is. They can keep it.

I’ll just pay 4 a noo one outta ur salary.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:00:16 +0000

**wunners how tu git a bideo ov a “N” Guiness Piggeh**

**goes tu chek e-bay**

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:58:47 +0000

yah, pore cween, no wun likings her, hur haz to go eet wurms…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:58:31 +0000

Fanks, fockses.

Rhoda libbed a gud lyf. I gotted hur in 2001 and I lubbed hur bunches.

Hur MITE be fixablol, but I dowt it. I will call my car-fixin-gui 2morro an see wut him sez.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:57:56 +0000

oh, tohse liddle sweetiez!! (donut wurry, i had chrg, puld on very tite)
yoo iz doing very gud fing p-k. eben if tehy not spends much time in dis wurld before tehy goze to teh meddow (CC willing, tehy will habbing long an happy kitteh-lives) yoo are making tehr time heer gud by gibbing tehm teh fuds and teh lubs an teh warm hands to holding tehm.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:56:31 +0000

{{{rhsb}}}

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:56:08 +0000

OOO. kiin I borree deh big book O’Hot Tubz?

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:54:36 +0000

Ah, well… yesh, bowt taht… ai has bin meening tu sai… umm, well, yu no hao happee Hugh is nao taht he can turn teh bubblols awn adn awf wenebber he wants… adn teh bebbeh otters juss LUBB eet in dere wen eet is baff thyme… adn adn adn yu wud nawt depribe dese poor littlol creetures ob taht, wud yu? WUD YU?
.
* holds up clutch ob sad faised bebbeh otters *

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:52:52 +0000

skweeeee!!! *splorts agin just finking abowt it*
i wish we culd habbing more kittehs. but kitteh nummer 1 had enuff trawma gettin yoosed to kitteh nummer 2 (tehy iz gud buddeez now, but taked a wile), ifinkso him wuld just up an r-u-n-n-o-f-t if we gotted anovver. not want taht.
(haz yoo seed “oh bruvver wher are thow”? tahts where teh r-u-n-n-o-f-t camed frum. awsum moobie, full ob teh win. an jorj kloony.)

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:52:24 +0000

*snerk*

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:51:59 +0000

Transomlater to non-lol speck………….
Bread and Butter pickles aslo called sweet and sour pickles are tart; on the sweet side of flavor. They are used with savory meats/ on burgers and in meat based salads. They are made from regular cucumbers, not the pickling type and use Kosher salt and pickling spices. They are very good for cru-de-tay paltes as they don’t affect the taste buds like sweet or dills.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:51:55 +0000

Aw now, yoo KNOES I lubs yoo!

Wii iz “borked-hart club” buddees. {{{{GP}}}}

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:51:22 +0000

Oh noes RHSB! Iz glad ur OK, dough. Mai Toyota Mitch haz a sad for Rhoda.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:50:08 +0000

Aifink ai will skip awl teh “relish” type stuff. Momcat lieks it — she kin haz mien. Teh bred & cheezes & pickloled stuff sownds gud tho an ai haz a hongree.