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O wayt, ai is feesh… uh huh, yesh.
EEP! Can’t hold breff… mush… longer…
O wayt, taht’s rite… ai is feesh… nao, ware was ai?
Breev, feesh, breev! You has gills!
yew still luk lyke a pinny gig! is yew a new specees?
Ai donut no WHUT yu meen…!
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* swims awai wib a kwikness *
Finny gig???
:snerk: gud wun Janet!
ai lykes yer green hat!
Thanks! Ai shops fur awl mai hats at LCBs Chapeau Boot Eek!
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(In odder werds, ai can’t doo it, so she duz it foar me! a troo frend!
Pfft! * hedbats stoopy Wierd Pretzel * Ai is POSED tu be “Guinness Fisheh” but but but mai commints keep getting nommed!
Otay, wii hassa Fibe wai Ty!!! Hao shud wii sillybrayte???
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A treep tu teh Ty Booteek, aifinkso – mebbeh dey has sum fishee soobeneers in todai! Oh, adn fur drinkees adn noms – sumfing frum Eben Teenier Tinier Ireland?
tah sounds gud! or fish and chips?
mmmMMMmmm yesh yesh yesh wib Mushee Pees!
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* OHHHMMM NOM NOM NOM *
*joynes GP for meel*
*splashes malt vin-e-gar on eberyfing*
nomnomnomnomnom!
Pickloled Egg fur yu?
*luks askance at egg*
pikloled?
*whispurrs to gammacat* ai think in Eireland, eben teh eggs drink a lot!
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Otay, nao plz tu lissen carefullee… Hard Boil yur eggs (Cheeken eggs is juss fyne), cool dem awf adn peel teh shell awf but but but plz tu keep teh egg in won peace. Nao, fill a jar wib yur shelled hard boyled eggs adn cubber wib Disteeled Veeneeger (NAWT malt, yu nawt want tu stayn teh eggs), leebe tu picklol fur a phew weeek weeek weeeks, adn enjoi!
Thanks!! ai will trai it!
but yoo LOL!! yoo ar az much an omnivore az paws4thot!!! Yoo laik AWL thoz relee *ahem* peek EW lier things! Nawt that there’s enething rong wif that!
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Ok. Mai eggs – they ar boiled an peeled an in wun peace.
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Iz applol cider vinegar OK?? Izzn’t disteeled Veeneegar teh cleer white stuff we uze fur cleening?
Hmm… ai is nawt shore abowt yoosing applol cyder binegar… speshully iffn eet is juss skwoze, steel warm, juss hao LCB leiks eet… but but but eet wud be grate fur maiking teh pickloled shallots… uh huh, yesh!
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Yesh, yu wants teh cleer white stuff so teh eggs stai nyce adn whyte. Ob corse, aneefing yu picklols wheel taek awn teh flayburs ob teh binegar adn ai donut finskso taht applol cyder adn eggs wud be nommy… * shrug *
Az ai told mai stoo dents, yoo hav to know HAO it iz dun an wai, befoar yoo can trai teh variayshuns. Ai bow to yur vastlee soup eerier knolej regarding the pilololol eggs – an will uze teh RITE whyte vinegar!!
* note tu self: buy eggs & binegar *
GP, yur pickloled eggs iz nawt red?
Red??? No! Dey lukks juss liek hard boyled wons eben wen dey is teh pickloled. Malt Binegar does werk otay, but but but eet staynes teh eggs adn gibs dem a flaybor… ai prefur teh disteeled binegar, uh huh, yesh.
*cleers throat*
When u is teh finished wif ur recipe swapping, GP, u has lotsa chores to does. Mick has been trying to cover for u, so there is extry work to cleen up after him covering 4 u.
BTW, did somebuddy mention cider?
* hands bottlol ob Guinness Piggeh Olde TTIe Cyder, Freshly Skwoze, Clowdee, Steel Warm, juss hao LCB lieks eet *
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Pickloled ‘egg’ fur yu awlso ma’am?
No, “thanks”.
And whut happened to all teh ping pong balls?
Mick. Mick happened.
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“Whut happened tu mai unnerwares, GP?”
“Whut happened tu teh bleech, GP?”
“Whut happened tu teh groopies, GP?”
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pfftaigetstehblaymefurebberyfing
Ai maeks teh waddur bloons wif teh ping pong bawls. Butt (snikkur) ai uzed teh debreefing flooyd insted uf waddurs adn teh ping pong bawls meltified.
JCH4+1K U mite wanna wait until iz warm enuf tu haz teh winder opun. Teh picklolled eggs are teh win, butt them produce lawts uf mefane when U noms dem.
OHAI!!! ladymonde!!!
Long tai, since we’ve bin heer togedder! Nice to see yoo!
Ai can has pickloled egg tu? Ai nebber gits dem, mai stoopy famblee do nawt lyk, nawt wurth macon jist fur me!
Tuna????
ai herd there wuz tuna heer! May ai joyne yoo??
teh chips luk gud too!
An, akshulee, ai nebber had a pikloled egg. But ai laik pikloled beats, so awi nawt eggz? Sew, may ai have wun ov those, too??
* hands owt pickloled eggs tu ebberywon *
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Nao, plz tu be teh carefull, dey wheel maek yu shudder prolly wen yu noms yur nawt sekkund won! Oh, adn PLZ tu NAWT nom moar tahn tu oar mebbeh three – yu wheel has belleh ache fur ebber iffn yu noms tu manee!
shudders and belleh aches? hhmmmm…
An iffn U liks Ur eggies spicy, U can put a coppl ob dryed red peprs
( lik da halpino tyep) wif da binegar an dat maks em extra nommie.
yummi, i pikle carrots lyke that
carrots???? So menee things to picklol – so littol thyme~
ooo iffn yu puts yur littlol sprig ob thyme in wib teh shallots adn the cyder binegar… mmmMMMmmm
Ownlee iffn yu noms tu manee!!!
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Ebbery lolmas ai has LAWTS ob picklols arownd teh howse adn ai lieks tu noms dem wib cheez adn whyne… but but but ai ALWAIS noms tu manee adn gets teh belleh ache!
Sounds GRATE! But WHAT frum Teenier Tinier Eireland (ai think EBEN Teenier Tinier iz alwreddi taken by Whales.
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Ai think it went: Teenie Tinee Ingerland
. Teenier Tinier Eireland
Eben Teenie Tinier ScottishLand
and tehn maybe Teeniest Whales.
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Hard to say. It wuz a long taim ago tath we did it. Ambercat an SJ (Martoonie) wud know.
* snerk * Yesh, aifinsko taht is rite! Phunny tho, iffn yu goes tu Scotchland oar Whales oar Eireland, dey alwais seems so beeg! Aifinkso is cos dey is nawt full ob pleh concreete junglols liek lawts ob Ingerland is.
Ingerland iz nao concreete junglols????
It’z bin at leest 15 yeers – ai think – since ai wuz there. In Lundun. Mennee moar (in the 80s) since ai drove around, What HAPPENED?????? Oh, teh HUGH Manitee!!! It wuz so charming. *begins to crai foar teh loss ov awl that cyootness*
Well, dere is steel lawts ob cyootness – ai is fifteen minnits cyclol frum teh countreesyde in won direkshun adn therty minnits tu Brummingham in teh otter direkshun… but but but steel dere is tu mush concreete fur meh
Oh! Ai LUVS to cyclol in the countreeside!
Maybee wehn ai com to teh TTI to vist Ambercat an Tidmum, we cud go fur a ride???
Wehn ai lived in Salzburg, taht wuz mai awnlee mode ov transport. An we road awl ober fur fun.
HEY!
Oh yesh yesh yesh!!!
breeth darn you! breeth!
Kwikk b4 Ai berst
can ai com up foar aer nao?
*tosses teh fishee teh snorgle snorkel*
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Pop-eye teh goldfish
Ohai mai littlol Phlonquers Phlonquais’ Phlonquais! Hao yu is? Yu wud liek tu joyn us fur sum Feesh adn Cheeps? Wii has Toona adn ebberyfing!
Dat sownds lubberly, mai littul boss-piggeh. *nom-nom-nom*
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I has bin chekkin in regulolly but nawt offin has mush tym tu partisipayt in commentin. Papa’s bin bizzee wiff bak-tu-bak shows, but itz slowing down nao so mebbe will hab moar tym tu play.
pfft! * hedbats stoopy RL agen * Yu wud liek a pickloled egg tu?
*hedbonks cheezpeeps*
gotta go tew an appointment. enjoi teh pickloled eggs and TTFN!
Umm, teh onlee fing ai lyk piklolled is picklolls. Fanks, tho.
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Ai nebber debeluped a tayst fur ingerlish fuds. My ancestree is German adn Sicilian, adn ai habbint bin awf teh American continent (but Mom wuz a gud cuk!).
Is no prollem! * hands ober extry large picklol * Wii cawls dem “Gherkins” in TTI – ai lubbs dem slyced up awn cheez sammiges… * drool *
Ai can haz a Ploughman’s? *bats eyelashes* An a shandee, plz.
hmm… onwlee iffn yu has eet wib Picalillolee… NAWT taht otter borribblol brown won wib teh chunks ob… stuff… in it! pleh!
Aifink ai will skip awl teh “relish” type stuff. Momcat lieks it — she kin haz mien. Teh bred & cheezes & pickloled stuff sownds gud tho an ai haz a hongree.
Yum – fanks! Shud go gud wiff teh Fish & Chips *nom-slurp!*
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Ai ushullee get teh small wuns (adn onlee teh dill – don lyk teh sweet wuns, pleh!) but teh beeg wuns are grate awn teh syd, slysed longwayz.
ew ew ew! Yesh teh sweet wons arr nawt gud!
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Has yu ebber had Chip Butty? Yu gets tu bits ob whyte bred (muss be whyte), budder dem adn maek a sammige wib chips!!! nommilishus!
Papa no can has bred nomorz (gluten intolerans), prollee triggerd bai teh laktos intolerans dat kikkd in abowt 5 yeerz ago. So wen u menshund cheez sammichez befoar, ai wuz finkin “yum” frum rememberin awl teh nommy grill-cheez sammichez ai eeted as a kidlet, but den rememberd is dubbul poyzin nao. *sigh*
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So ai hasnt had Chip Butty, adn wont be abul tu aneemoar, but dey duz sownd nommy!
aww {{{AP adn Hoomin}}} taht issa shayme… ai is nawt shore hao gud teh nawt glooten bred wud werk… is pleh iffn ai members rite!
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Heer, has an otter picklol!
Ai kin haz chip buttie? Tehy is teh nommiest.
* puts lawts ob budder awn tu slyces ob bred, pyles awn chips, adds a littlol skweeze ob catsup adn skwoshes sammidge togebber *
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Heer yu go!
Her, da gerkins is da smallr pikols. I liks um bof sweat and dil pikols. Mii mudder-n-laz used to mak bread & budder pikols. Al R berri nom nom nom.
Wii cawls teh rly small wons Cornichons aifinkso, is Fronsch prolly!
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Plz tu splain whut bread & budder picklols is? fankies.
Izz teh sliced thin sweet picklols wii uze foar sammiches where ai cum frum. Iz usually maeded with lawts uf unyums adn sumtiems teh mild peppurs inna vinegar.
recipe dawt com will haz teh recipes. wif teh 3ws in frunt uf course.
Transomlater to non-lol speck………….
Bread and Butter pickles aslo called sweet and sour pickles are tart; on the sweet side of flavor. They are used with savory meats/ on burgers and in meat based salads. They are made from regular cucumbers, not the pickling type and use Kosher salt and pickling spices. They are very good for cru-de-tay paltes as they don’t affect the taste buds like sweet or dills.
I kin haz a pikkloled egg? The pub ware I play darts on Mundeggs has de pikloled eggs and NO TV!!! Is beerry hard to find a bar wiffowt a blaring TV ennymoah, no wunner peeps hab fergotted how to speek engerlish as well as fergittin hoaw to speek wiff each other.
* hands ober trai ob sordid picklols, bloo cheeze adn a pint ob reel ale *
I likes the catiddy noights wiff craik and a hand pulled pint ob bitters.
Burton-on-Trent Ale or a red Scottish wif roasted but unmalted barley
Mai, wut big iiz u haz!!
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Ugglee wunz, tew!!
Littlol Red Ryding Hood iz brootalee honest.
hunny, is der bagz unner mai aiz?
HAz ewe seen teh bouy Nemo?
BOOOM
Campblols soupfish in teh mikrowave!
oooh noo DavecanhasDrTinyCat is cookin again
Sew menne REELEE funnee things we hav had heer. . .but ai think that still remayns at the top!
i read it awn cheeztowncryer an had tu stop kaus i wuz at wurk an was laughing soo hard i almost cried..they were luking at mii funni
Did yoo see teh followup, where he cleened it wif teh snadblaster?
yes
i wuz tellin mine hubbi about it an hii wuz laughin wifowt reedin it..wuz truely da funniest thing
Ai ar laffing just thinking about it!
But OH!! It wuz SOOOO fun to bee there az it wuz akshoolee happening! Mary OSpockn an ai were laffing so har we cud hardlee breethe – oar type!
test
16…butt (!!) only ifn itz nawt 42!
POP goes teh fisheh!
There are worse ways to go, though…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2236065
wow funny picturss i havs someneats pics on mine chessburger99
Dizzy Gillespie fishie.
Ohai kk4! Hao did yur innerbue go? Ai nawt awn here inna wyle, sawree if reepeet.
Oh hai parrothead! I not been on much eether, real life be gettin da way! My grandson comin down dis weekend and he jes lern to walk..I has lots of babyproffin to do, and da kittehs not gonna be happy, dey problee gonna stay unner da bed da hole time, aifinkso!
What kind of fish is this? In English, preferably. No offence, lolcats lovers; it’s just easier that way. Thanks.
I’m not quite sure. Looks like a Guppy of some description with those big eye things but the body is different than what I’m used to seeing.
Yoo ar USED to seeing these???
Wehnz Piggeh haz had to mutch Guinness!
That’s exactly what I was thinking, lol I wasn’t sure, though.
I haz no clu! Jus no iz funni fishee!
Iz mebbee puffer fish in traynink?
Oar mebbe inflatabel wale? Oar jus saw kitteh autside ov fishee glass adn iz tryin to luk bigg adn scari?
It wuz pullin faesis at teh kitteh wen teh wind chainjd an it got stukk liek dat.
LOLZ, iz all kittehs fallt!
Taht be it. In loo of pointee endz.
Ai finkso we hazzint met befoar. *Egstends floofy paw*
Ohai
Ohai, ai gotz blu naem vew weakz ago to prakteece lolspeekz! Adn cos kittehs r so cyoute! Adn fishees 2!
i have actually seen these at the pet stores can’t remember the name tho..yes i know thats lots of help..but next time your at the pet shop just check owt the fish i think they are fairly common
lol I still appreciate you trying to help.
It’s a Bubble Eye – a type of goldfish.
Ooops – forgetted teh linkie:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_Eye
Iz cute naem!
Oh, thanks ^^ It’s a weird little fish indeed. And thanks for the link, too.
hello Seddah!
don’t worry bowt using lolspeek or not, it’s opshunal.
And that fishie is a goldfish!!
lol Oh good. I was worried I’d come off sounding like a jerk, lol It’s nothing against lolspeak, and I check ICHC daily, I just tend to be slow interpreting it sometimes XD
I’m just not used to people being nice on the internet, lol Over on GraphJam everyone tends to be ridiculously rude. Well, the majority of people.
Thanks! ^^
It’s a kind of goldfish. It’s SUPPOSED to have those eyes, but I wouldn’t have one in my aquarium, I think they’re horrible. Breeders hove much to answer for.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_eye
lol Yeah, I don’t think I’d get one of those. They freak me out XD I’d definitely get a guppy or a black moor goldfish if I got another fish. But these little guys are really interesting, and I think a few hours in photoshop could turn out something funny.
Iz ordinery goal fish but haz nommed too mush nip… See bloo stuff? Iz nip.
Ai can haz two orphling kittins tu raise! Tehy be nawt eben 36 owrs owld… tehy so teeeeeny!
* scamper scamper scamper… LEAP *
* lands awn PK, juss misses itteh bitteh kitteh snorgling committeh *
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PK! Yu is so full ob win tu lukk affer dose littol guys! Oh, adn plz tu sai fankies tu teh Troll Hunter fur meh! She deed an ossim jawb wib teh cayblol cars!
{{{GP}}}
Iz moar kinds uv trolls taht teh toor nawt gettid tu, can du sekwel sumday.
Ai will telling hur.
Oh yesh yesh yesh!!! Wus teh bestest part ob teh Safareh Park EBBER!
Ai wuz finking we kud has “speshul ebents” happenin at teh Safareh Park awn a semi-regular basis. Rememmer, Ambercat nebber did get tu has her caterpillollar rayses, adn dere’s moar ob teh troll canyun to be tooring, adn we don reelee has tu du ebreefing at wuns y’kno.
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It wuz fun awn teh grand opening tu has it awl happening at wuns, but it duz get krazee adn mayks teh commint kownt go way up-up-up, but if derez innerest den we kud du smaller ebents wenebber dere’z tym.
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Whadya fink, boss?
ooo ai liek taht ideeya! uh huh, yesh! Otay yu get rite awn taht adn ai’ll be ober heer umm, doing, err, sum payperwerk… yesh.
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* streeetch yawn *
That remindifies me, GP. When eggsactly is u gonna return my hot tub tome? Hmmm?
Um, that’s to *me*. I alreddy has back my big book o’ hot tubs. kthxididn’tspace
*snerk*
Ah, well… yesh, bowt taht… ai has bin meening tu sai… umm, well, yu no hao happee Hugh is nao taht he can turn teh bubblols awn adn awf wenebber he wants… adn teh bebbeh otters juss LUBB eet in dere wen eet is baff thyme… adn adn adn yu wud nawt depribe dese poor littlol creetures ob taht, wud yu? WUD YU?
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* holds up clutch ob sad faised bebbeh otters *
O, ok. U knoes whut a soft touch I is. They can keep it.
I’ll just pay 4 a noo one outta ur salary.
Ha! Gud lukk wib taht!!!
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“Yu kin werk fur noms, GP”
“Yu wud spend eet awl awn beer, GP”
“Wai yu kneads pocket munnies for? Yu nawt has anee pockets, GP”
OOO. kiin I borree deh big book O’Hot Tubz?
Aaaawwwww! Pickshures PLZ!?!?!?!?!
Ai wurking awn teh pics, mai Seanya be pulling tehm awf camra az we speek!
Yay!
*fastens CHRG berry, berry titely*
*rapps x-tra duckie taep arownd head*
OTAY! It nawt preddy set-up, ai polojyze. Ai will duing a preddyer job laytur, this be berry berry fast. Pics be nawt teh bestist kwalitee, eever… will wurk awn taht.
Plz tu be shur yu haz yur CHRG an awl uvver purrtektiv geer awn, ai taek no responsabilutee fur damij tu brayniums frum teh cyoot!
Go heer: prysmcat.org/kittens/march16/
Click awn eech pic tu seeing it.
oh, tohse liddle sweetiez!! (donut wurry, i had chrg, puld on very tite)
yoo iz doing very gud fing p-k. eben if tehy not spends much time in dis wurld before tehy goze to teh meddow (CC willing, tehy will habbing long an happy kitteh-lives) yoo are making tehr time heer gud by gibbing tehm teh fuds and teh lubs an teh warm hands to holding tehm.
oooh they are beautimus..i will bii praying for CC’s blessings for yuu and pretti babbehs
oooh yuz lucki i wantz tiny kittehz tu foster or keep forever.
Tawk tu neerest sheltur.
Ai betcha tehy needs peeps tu luk aftur orphlings!
i nawt think hubbi or big katz wuld tolerate it
i lubz tini kittehz tho. mine granni had tu bottle feed a litter wunse kaus momma kat gotted killed..they lived awn a farm
Orinj wuns, a boi-kitteh an a gurl-kitteh. Teh momma-kitteh be stray/feral an she moobed most uv her bebbehs but hur nawt comed back fur tehse tu fur dsum reezun… mebbe scared. sumwun bringed tehm tu Hoomayne Sosietee.
Ai waz tehre, in a class, wif a biiiiig cuddly teddybare uv a basemint cat, an wun uv teh staff comed in an sed, plz plz plz, we needing sumwun whu can taek care uv small orphlings! An ebreewun else waz curyus but no wun said, ai can! An ai sed, ai haz dun befoar, an teh staff-gurl said, plz plz can yu du agen wif tehse wuns? An ai sed, gimme a sec, gots sell-fone, need tu calling hoam. An teh Seanya-purrsun sed, otay!
Sooooooo… we has tu orinj orphlings. Tehy be berry teeeeny an needing awl teh prayers tu Ceeling Cat taht yu can spare, coz teh odds uv tehm living be nawt so gud.
But gunna trai!!!!
PK!! dat b awsum!! u b a gud kitty-mama fur shur!! I hopez u kin taking keer uv deh babehz adn git deh studyingz dun. U so wundermuz!!
omai! u can hazza fulltym jawb foar awyl, tu, aifinkso
iz teh grayt fing u bee dewin, tu, prysma-kitteh!
{{{prysma-kitteh}}} {{{orfin babee kittehs}}}
Wif feedings ebree 2 owrs, yes, aifinkso!!!!
Will be wurf it. An aifinkso teechurs will be a lil furgiving, coz tehy luvs kittehs tu an gno hao much wurk it be!
Awwwwwwww! ai saw teh piktchurs u haz poasting – ai haz a happee ai gottid warnd tu titen my CHRG! an ai haz a happee u can haz teh furgiving teechurz bee cuz uv sucha portint jawb!
ai will send sum prayers tu CC foar teh babees!
BEBBEH KITTINS………………
*swoon* *splort*
skweeee! teh lil gurl iz duing teh ttteeeeeeeniest lil purr!
(ai iz holding tehm against my chest just unner mai throat so tehy feel hartbeet an voice and fings)
OMCC! Skwwweeee elebenty!!! Ai lukked at teh pickshurs of teh bebbehs (aftur seckuring mai CHRG and adding even moar ducky taep). O teh teeny oranj (nawt poysun) bebbehs, wif teh leetle pink nosees and teh leedle pink toeses and teh tiny needle claws. Teh kyootness ob it awl!
skweeeee!!! *splorts agin just finking abowt it*
i wish we culd habbing more kittehs. but kitteh nummer 1 had enuff trawma gettin yoosed to kitteh nummer 2 (tehy iz gud buddeez now, but taked a wile), ifinkso him wuld just up an r-u-n-n-o-f-t if we gotted anovver. not want taht.
(haz yoo seed “oh bruvver wher are thow”? tahts where teh r-u-n-n-o-f-t camed frum. awsum moobie, full ob teh win. an jorj kloony.)
Pickshures! Want! Plzkthx!
*points upthred*
prysmcat.org/kittens/march16/
(wif teh h t t p at teh start)
So littlol bebbes! Adn alredy addiktd two bottel!
Teh teenitineez iss SOO mush fun 2 raze! Ai can haz the orfink pupperz sumtimz 2 feed 4 resQ grup. Iz teh lilluh wunz 4 ur skul?
Not tekniklee fur skool, but it be eggsalad ekspeeryense fur teh corse ai in, sins ai wants tu du reskyu. Tehy be fun, but oh-so-berry much wurk tehy will be! But wurf it, so berry wurf it!
Guies, I finkso I killed my car today. Wii wented “crunchie”.
I’m okay, shaken up and probably will have a seat-belt burn, but I think Rhoda the 94 Toyota Corolla drove her last today.
Of course, I filled the gas tank this morning! Less than 20 miles on that tank and I think that’s it.
Oh rhsb! taht iz Terrribul! An yoo ar relee OK? Hao did it happen??/
I’m really okay, just shaken up and my breastbone is a little sore. Like I said, probably from the seat belt.
I rear-ended someone at a stoplight. It happened in a split-second.
The other person is okay, and the only damage to her car is the fiberglass lower bumper is scratched, bent and cracked. According to KY law, if you rear-end someone, it’s automatically your fault. My insurance will have to pay to repair the damage on her car.
Due to the age and mileage on my car (199,400), my car may be totaled.
oooh noooo!!! i haz biiig sorri for yuu. i hate da kar wrekz! yuu shure yuu okay?
Well, now dat yoo menshun it, I mite needs a full-bodee massadj from teh YNG’s…
Wut yoo runnin foar, Pinny Gig? Yoo nawt a YNG.
U shud be nyse to me. I hadded bad afturnoon.
Aww Red… ai wus juss doin mai egg sir sizes, uh huh, yesh.
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Heer, plz tu sit in tihs comfee chair, has a hawt chokklit adn relax. Mebbeh yu wud liek tu watch a bideo? ai has kwite a selecshun, yu nose…
Oh, adn ai MITE be a YNG… hao yu nose ai is nawt? huh?
I nawt fink Pinny Gigs cud be YNG’s.
Yah, I kno awl abowt ur bideo colleckshun.
**Wut teh pg duz nawt kno iz dat wen I go awn bakayshun, I’m brakin into hims howse an steelin awl hims bideos**
* lukks at Red wib a suspishun *
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Ai cud SO be a YNG… iffn ai wus Y, N oar a G.
Well, I kno yoo is fairlee “Y” an am puty shure yoo is a “G”. BUTT, teh N part, I donut wanna kno!
pfft! yu donut no WHUT yu is missing!
Aw now, yoo KNOES I lubs yoo!
Wii iz “borked-hart club” buddees. {{{{GP}}}}
{{{rhsb}}}
**wunners how tu git a bideo ov a “N” Guiness Piggeh**
**goes tu chek e-bay**
**stumblols bak in, wypin eyez**
Wut haz bean seen, cannawt be unseen!
**collapses on swooning cowch**
is u wiping eyes from laffin or cryin parrothead???
*wipes eyes from laffing*
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sry bout ur car, red.
Ai fot awl pinny gigs wuz nekkid! Nebber saw a drest wun. MaiBk tehy iz warin teh noo skrl unnerpantses naow?
Aw, rhsb, ai sawree bowt Rhoda. Butt glad ur otay. Datz awl dat matturs. {{{rhsb}}}
R.I.P. Rhoda. Hur wuzza gud vroom vroom. Gotted our deer rhsb (well, nawt a deer, butt, well, nawt a butt, butt, well, yu nose) ebereewhere hur kneaded tu go. **bows hed**
Oh noes RHSB! Iz glad ur OK, dough. Mai Toyota Mitch haz a sad for Rhoda.
Fanks, fockses.
Rhoda libbed a gud lyf. I gotted hur in 2001 and I lubbed hur bunches.
Hur MITE be fixablol, but I dowt it. I will call my car-fixin-gui 2morro an see wut him sez.
2001 her iz just a BABY.. oh teh huge manatee uf it awl!! Do Nawt Let Her Die!!
uuummm the mileage iz kinda high tho
Hur wuz a 1994. I wuz sekkund owner, an boughted hur in 2001.
aifinkso if Rhoda haz teh fixibul, eben if teh inshurinc cumpnee totalols her, u can bie her bak frum tehm and gib her teh fixing. u myt chek awn taht, ai nawt no teh lawz wer u libs.
{{{rhsb}}}
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy wun more time today to let evreewun kno taht now iz eezy to get in tuch wif teh burfday fairy to letting hur kno wen yor burfday iz!! i kan haz a ICHC profile now! (plz to be klikking on my blooness!) an a speshul burfday fairy e-mayo addy: burfdayfairy @ gmail.com (plz to be taking owt teh spaces; dis iz also on my profile) so if yoo not haz a profile or not wants to putting yor burfday on yor profile, yoo kan e-mayo me in privit! plzz to be my frend!
*ponders if dis wil excaber – aggver – make my DID worser tehn eber*
OOOOHHh Ai can be fwends wif teh Burfday Fairy???
YAY!!! I can haz burfday fairy fur a frend….. gud thing, tu…. I duznt hab mennee frenz …
Mabye we can does a tutorilol on how to makes frenz.
Oyesh plz! When you has time, that would be vry hlpful. Adn thnx for the tutorilols you did about how to has blueness.
*Test of blueness*
yah, pore cween, no wun likings her, hur haz to go eet wurms…
**Sitz besyde cween, hugz hur, offurs wurms** Ai beez yur fren!
**mewzik notes**
We are frenz ov teh frenliss yesh we are!
We are frenz ov teh frenliss yesh we are!
We are frenz ov teh frenliss, We are frenz ov teh frenliss
We are frenz ov teh frenliss yesh we are! yesh we are!
Fisheh gonna blow!!1!
So… itz a catfish?
MAHM!!! KIDZ AT SCHOOL IS TEEZIN ME!!!
…wut? wut u mean i not normal fishie??
Oh wow, that’s just hilarious!
Awww! I love bubble-eye goldfish!