Comments on: U rly fink dat’s enuff?

By: Mandy

Mandy — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:22:11 +0000

The zombie apocolyps will come and when it does you need to be prepared… Right?? Lol good kitty

By: Jackie

Jackie — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:12:12 +0000

This is like the Looney Tunes where Sylvester was left at home, and he had cans but no can opener. So the mouse had the can opener, then Sylvester finally got the can opener he goes back to the cans. The mouse locked the cabinet door with the cans and has the key.

By: brytni and kymber

brytni and kymber — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:52:07 +0000

…then we make you cheeseburgers!

By: abstract

abstract — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:26:08 +0000

I have no idea what all you retards are saying, but the cat is the first one to get eaten once the food runs out…lol!!!!

By: Callista

Callista — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:08:26 +0000

Ai yoosed to do taht awl teh tiem! Den Ai made up a big long list of tings to do for kleenin teh howse, so Ai goes down teh list an remembers nawt 2 do anyfing else, even if it needs 2 be dun, kuz it’s somwere else on the list. Is verry use full.

By: Callista

Callista — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:06:23 +0000

Ai beleebs peeps hurt teh kittehs kuz teh kittehs has dere own braynes. Nawt laik goggies, cuz goggies has to be lubbin teh hoomans, even if teh hoomans is mean 2 tehm. Kittehs lubs u ownlee if tey wants to lub u. Mean peepls gets mad kuz tehy kan’t cuntrols teh kittehs, kuz mean peepls tinks taht tey has 2 cuntrol evryting.

By: Callista

Callista — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:00:08 +0000

I alwayz has a 3 munth supplyz of kitteh fud. Iz wrapped it in difrent baggies so it dusn’t get old and yuk. Is much moar eezy tan goin to teh store all teh tiem, an I’s reddy if teh zombeez kummin! :p

By: carriegood

carriegood — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:49:37 +0000

more important than zombies – where did they get the whiskas seafood selections dry food? i can’t get it anywhere!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:42:10 +0000

it’z OK, kitteh. See, teh zombies are looking fer braynes. They won’t be interested in yew.
sined,
teh Goggie
heh heh heh snerk
ruh-roh, here comes d’beaker. get offa teh keybored.

By: Miss Kitteh

Miss Kitteh — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 09:43:13 +0000

Mai kittehs alwaiz sez deez tings. Dey wans me to keeps many kitteh fuds. An feeshes. An meeelks. An cheezes. An cheezburgerz….

By: dencio

dencio — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:17:21 +0000

so adorable! i love that black cat!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 02:04:54 +0000

NOMzilla attax! Mus get moar gushifudz an kronschifudz STAT!

By: nismo

nismo — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:47:15 +0000

I don’t know about you, kitty, but I’d be more concerned about the zombie apocalypse than running out of Fancy Feast…

By: Duffy

Duffy — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:39:41 +0000

Holee CC!!! Dis beooteus kitteh gets Fansee Feest all teh time? I bettur not let Simon and BlooMax see dis pikshur or I can has mutinee!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:35:41 +0000

U kiddin? I nawt wanna do it heer, but wen u start runnin owt of clothes, iz tiem to do laundree!

Wun fing I DONUT do, iz dust. I hates it moar den ennyfing. I’d rather tayk beetin den dust.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:28:28 +0000

wil get yur mined orf steling awl da kittehz. can plai wif mai 2 calliez.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:27:16 +0000

nd maik da suppur.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:26:51 +0000

Yu can cum tu mai hoawse? {{{[red}}} ai gawtz awl dat fun stufz yu can du.

By: Jebus

Jebus — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:02:30 +0000

noez!!!

By: Jebus

Jebus — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:02:01 +0000

iz jsut chickin to see iv mai abatar werks…

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:55:03 +0000

{{{{{kk4 an baby}}} such a happi ending tu a sad stori. i haz a happi tear in mine eye

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:46:46 +0000

I noes, nightshayde, I will never unnerstan dat as long as I live.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:45:45 +0000

Fanks tabbehkitteh, I hassa big proud for Baby!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:44:48 +0000

Is beautiful, Jack!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:43:50 +0000

Aifinks dat sum kittehs never get over da trauma. Is ok, we feeds Baby jes like da other kittehs, an him loves da treets too! Him has such a sweat, endearing little face, yu can’t help but loves him!!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:25:56 +0000

mine kitteh named, baby too, but her iz part meezer haz da same issues wif fudz. wii finded her living in mine mommakatz bushes and taked her in. shii luked lyke her wuz 3 or 4 monthz old but the vet said shii wuz atleast 8-9 monthz old. her iz BIG girl now about 12-14lbz but still thinkin shii wont ever have enough tu eat an wii had her for 7 yearz

By: tabbehkitteh

tabbehkitteh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:24:30 +0000

Hey, kerrykatz! Con-cat-yu-lations on yur byootimus bebbeh bein awn teh front page. Yew shud haz a prowd.

{{{KK4 and Baby}}}

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:24:19 +0000

Midnyte Floof Kitteh
berreh smrt. Knoez liddill canz
Gooshee Fud woantz lasst

Hewminz habz lawtz ubz
Boom~Stikkz 4 Zawmbeez. Day woantz
poaz mutch ubz a frett

Ifz Hewminz runz owtz
ubz Gooshee Fud, den Hewminz
canz habz Cheezburgrz!

Jack.

By: meowcat2

meowcat2 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:13:02 +0000

well then the zombies wont go after the cat, theyll go after its human.

By: valharms

valharms — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:12:15 +0000

Ossim ending to teh bery saed storee..an nao on teh frunt paj! Yuz a gud purrson…hugs to yu.

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:10:40 +0000

Wut if is moer zombies den usual?

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:06:21 +0000

I noes, an him such a sweet boy. Him still finks dat he not gonna ever have enuff foods, he weighs bout 25 pounds now! He still be eatin all da leftovers from da udder kittehs…he sleeps wif us in da warm bed wif two other kittehs, dey all be warm an happy wif us. Is good. I be hopin fur da bad Karma too, dey can’t get away wif dat!!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:04:41 +0000

yess i did git sum cleenin dun however i haz da ADD when i comez tu kleenin. it started wif da breafash dishes an went tu wipen da stove an oppz i noticed da burners an panz needed washen in den the insyde of da oven door needed tu bii scrubbed..still didn’t get awl da laundry done but am close

By: meowcat2

meowcat2 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:03:22 +0000

Its called kitty needs to learn how to hunt again. MOUSE!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:02:07 +0000

Guies, I jes watched teh FUNNYEST fing awn teh tee-vee! It wuz wun of Ralphie May’s stand-up shows an I LMAO.

It wuz definitelee an ober-18 show an dirty-ur tehn I yooshulee lyk, but I still rolled.

I gotta borrow a line frum him, tho. Iz “shakin lyk a car awn bad gas”! I kinnawt tayle yoo teh hole fing, tho. Sowry.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:01:56 +0000

there are humans in this world that aren’t worth spitting on even if they were on fire. however did that to this beautiful cat, i hope, will recieve karma’z revenge. stories lyke these don’t leeve much room for hope for humanity. Cheezpeepz excluded in that statetment. *stepz off soapbox* sorri i can’t fathom how sumbody can hurt a helpless kitteh

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:00:29 +0000

Derez too menny bad pplz in teh whirled — an dey iz uzing oxyjin dat kittehz & goggies & skwirrls & manatees & otters & gud pplz kud be uzing.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:55:22 +0000

3km – Didyoo get sum kleenin dun?

I did! I maded teh bed, warhsed teh clothes, bakyoomed teh bedroom an bafroom, tuuk owt teh trash, put away sum clothes, an sum moar stuffs!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:53:13 +0000

*nod nod*

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:52:10 +0000

Oh yes, Baby was so bad wen we finds him hidin unner da house, him not could even lay down at all, we had to prop him up wif pillows cuz he not could sleep, den we had to takes him to emergency vet finally at 8pm…
I so glad him bedder now, but it brakes my heart how people are so cruel to the black kittehs dat be outside wif no homes.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:51:26 +0000

he knows where safe is!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:49:32 +0000

Yez…is important to train da zombies quickly so da kitteh no gets hungry during da carnage!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:47:59 +0000

aw, izza sad storee butt such a happee endin fer Baby! Hee smart, knos bad fings happend tew him owtsyde, insyde is teh bedder.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:47:18 +0000

ooooh i haz biiig happi fur yu an baby that hii finded such a gud furever homez
{{{{kk4 and baby}}}

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:45:36 +0000

I has such a happitayle abowt Baby’s happy endin!

CC brought him to teh rite howse, I finkso!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:45:28 +0000

yesh, wen teh zombees start brakin inno teh howse teh hooman mus hurree an open awl teh gushifud cahns fer kitteh. Den kitteh wil haz fud wile hee traynes a zombee tew open cahns fer him.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:44:16 +0000

OH, an he nevver ever goes outside enny mores, wen da door be open, him not even tries to leave!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:43:17 +0000

Oh fanks!! Baby was dumped in da alley behin our house a few yeers ago, him had a collar round his neck dat was so tite we had to cut it off wif scissors, den him was outside for a few months, an we can’t find him. Him was hidin unner da house, wif a dog bite on his leg dat was infected. We takes him to the vet, an her tells us dat someone kicked baby in da ribs too. Him can’t lay on his tummy, cuz of how da bones healed. Now look how fat an sassy Baby is!!!! A very happy ending!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:41:54 +0000

Ai gess teh purrrrsun will haz to open teh canz rite befoar teh zombiez eetz hur braynes. Rite, KK4?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:39:18 +0000

Itz a byootimus kitteh — no wundur himz gets teh Fansee Feest!