
U rly fink dat’s enuff? Wat if zombies attack an u can’t go to store? Den wat?
o noes! zombiez awlredde heer!
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U rly fink dat’s enuff? Wat if zombies attack an u can’t go to store? Den wat?
o noes! zombiez awlredde heer!
picture: kerrykatz4. lol caption: gouzenkuma
and wut if ai gets hungreh… wut den?!?! hum????
Congrats, Nennepus. Tawp uv teh brayde!
Fankies!
Shood we awl go tu de ty-booteek an hab a luk at de sordid st. Pattys day decorashuns?!?!
Ai fink aid liek som boblol-headed leprichawns and som sparklee shamrokks for mai desk at de office!
an den – aim of tu bed – ober 11 pm heer…
NOMzilla attax! Mus get moar gushifudz an kronschifudz STAT!
hm.. wut does BC has to fear from zombehs??
Dat dey mite eet himz gushifud!
not as long as there is hoomin branes around!
mmmmm…braynes…
it’z OK, kitteh. See, teh zombies are looking fer braynes. They won’t be interested in yew.
sined,
teh Goggie
heh heh heh snerk
ruh-roh, here comes d’beaker. get offa teh keybored.
It’ll ownlee last 2 daiz at teh moast…
I alwayz has a 3 munth supplyz of kitteh fud. Iz wrapped it in difrent baggies so it dusn’t get old and yuk. Is much moar eezy tan goin to teh store all teh tiem, an I’s reddy if teh zombeez kummin! :p
u doan wan meh tew bee wifowt gushifud jus cuz u got ur brayne eeted dew u?
Hmph! hoomans alwais sew seffish
Butt how will he open teh canz if hoomin haz teh brane eated??
Ai gess teh purrrrsun will haz to open teh canz rite befoar teh zombiez eetz hur braynes. Rite, KK4?
yesh, wen teh zombees start brakin inno teh howse teh hooman mus hurree an open awl teh gushifud cahns fer kitteh. Den kitteh wil haz fud wile hee traynes a zombee tew open cahns fer him.
Yez…is important to train da zombies quickly so da kitteh no gets hungry during da carnage!
*nod nod*
yu see teh problum heer? Elebenty tins AND OENLEE WUN BOLE!
an no oppsablul fums… if de zombies du eet de hoomans brayns…
Dun tell mai kittehs, but Petco deelivers.
Moor fud plz…
Get a shotgun.
ai doan see noe treets in dere ennywere…. an ai hoep dere is sum littr unner teh shelv! But moastlee, ai doan see NOE TREETS!
I keeps da treets in a drawer cuz dey digs dem out!!!
Oh looks!!! Is mah kitteh Baby sittin in front of da cat foods!! I hassa big big happytail dat one of mah kittehs be on da front page!!! *happy happy dansin*
Waow KK4!!! Dat’s grate!!!
*joynes KK4 inna happitayle dansin*
Conga-rats, KK!
Baby is sew purty!
KK4 – ur kitteh iz teh faymus!
Itz a byootimus kitteh — no wundur himz gets teh Fansee Feest!
Oh fanks!! Baby was dumped in da alley behin our house a few yeers ago, him had a collar round his neck dat was so tite we had to cut it off wif scissors, den him was outside for a few months, an we can’t find him. Him was hidin unner da house, wif a dog bite on his leg dat was infected. We takes him to the vet, an her tells us dat someone kicked baby in da ribs too. Him can’t lay on his tummy, cuz of how da bones healed. Now look how fat an sassy Baby is!!!! A very happy ending!
OH, an he nevver ever goes outside enny mores, wen da door be open, him not even tries to leave!
I has such a happitayle abowt Baby’s happy endin!
CC brought him to teh rite howse, I finkso!
Oh yes, Baby was so bad wen we finds him hidin unner da house, him not could even lay down at all, we had to prop him up wif pillows cuz he not could sleep, den we had to takes him to emergency vet finally at 8pm…
I so glad him bedder now, but it brakes my heart how people are so cruel to the black kittehs dat be outside wif no homes.
Derez too menny bad pplz in teh whirled — an dey iz uzing oxyjin dat kittehz & goggies & skwirrls & manatees & otters & gud pplz kud be uzing.
I noes, nightshayde, I will never unnerstan dat as long as I live.
there are humans in this world that aren’t worth spitting on even if they were on fire. however did that to this beautiful cat, i hope, will recieve karma’z revenge. stories lyke these don’t leeve much room for hope for humanity. Cheezpeepz excluded in that statetment. *stepz off soapbox* sorri i can’t fathom how sumbody can hurt a helpless kitteh
I noes, an him such a sweet boy. Him still finks dat he not gonna ever have enuff foods, he weighs bout 25 pounds now! He still be eatin all da leftovers from da udder kittehs…he sleeps wif us in da warm bed wif two other kittehs, dey all be warm an happy wif us. Is good. I be hopin fur da bad Karma too, dey can’t get away wif dat!!
Hey, kerrykatz! Con-cat-yu-lations on yur byootimus bebbeh bein awn teh front page. Yew shud haz a prowd.
{{{KK4 and Baby}}}
Fanks tabbehkitteh, I hassa big proud for Baby!!
mine kitteh named, baby too, but her iz part meezer haz da same issues wif fudz. wii finded her living in mine mommakatz bushes and taked her in. shii luked lyke her wuz 3 or 4 monthz old but the vet said shii wuz atleast 8-9 monthz old. her iz BIG girl now about 12-14lbz but still thinkin shii wont ever have enough tu eat an wii had her for 7 yearz
Aifinks dat sum kittehs never get over da trauma. Is ok, we feeds Baby jes like da other kittehs, an him loves da treets too! Him has such a sweat, endearing little face, yu can’t help but loves him!!
{{{{{kk4 an baby}}} such a happi ending tu a sad stori. i haz a happi tear in mine eye
Ai beleebs peeps hurt teh kittehs kuz teh kittehs has dere own braynes. Nawt laik goggies, cuz goggies has to be lubbin teh hoomans, even if teh hoomans is mean 2 tehm. Kittehs lubs u ownlee if tey wants to lub u. Mean peepls gets mad kuz tehy kan’t cuntrols teh kittehs, kuz mean peepls tinks taht tey has 2 cuntrol evryting.
ooooh i haz biiig happi fur yu an baby that hii finded such a gud furever homez
{{{{kk4 and baby}}}
aw, izza sad storee butt such a happee endin fer Baby! Hee smart, knos bad fings happend tew him owtsyde, insyde is teh bedder.
he knows where safe is!!
Ossim ending to teh bery saed storee..an nao on teh frunt paj! Yuz a gud purrson…hugs to yu.
Basement cat is the source of the zombies anyway.
3km – Didyoo get sum kleenin dun?
I did! I maded teh bed, warhsed teh clothes, bakyoomed teh bedroom an bafroom, tuuk owt teh trash, put away sum clothes, an sum moar stuffs!
yess i did git sum cleenin dun however i haz da ADD when i comez tu kleenin. it started wif da breafash dishes an went tu wipen da stove an oppz i noticed da burners an panz needed washen in den the insyde of da oven door needed tu bii scrubbed..still didn’t get awl da laundry done but am close
Ai yoosed to do taht awl teh tiem! Den Ai made up a big long list of tings to do for kleenin teh howse, so Ai goes down teh list an remembers nawt 2 do anyfing else, even if it needs 2 be dun, kuz it’s somwere else on the list. Is verry use full.
Yu can cum tu mai hoawse? {{{[red}}} ai gawtz awl dat fun stufz yu can du.
nd maik da suppur.
wil get yur mined orf steling awl da kittehz. can plai wif mai 2 calliez.
U kiddin? I nawt wanna do it heer, but wen u start runnin owt of clothes, iz tiem to do laundree!
Wun fing I DONUT do, iz dust. I hates it moar den ennyfing. I’d rather tayk beetin den dust.
Guies, I jes watched teh FUNNYEST fing awn teh tee-vee! It wuz wun of Ralphie May’s stand-up shows an I LMAO.
It wuz definitelee an ober-18 show an dirty-ur tehn I yooshulee lyk, but I still rolled.
I gotta borrow a line frum him, tho. Iz “shakin lyk a car awn bad gas”! I kinnawt tayle yoo teh hole fing, tho. Sowry.
Its called kitty needs to learn how to hunt again. MOUSE!
Wut if is moer zombies den usual?
well then the zombies wont go after the cat, theyll go after its human.
Midnyte Floof Kitteh
berreh smrt. Knoez liddill canz
Gooshee Fud woantz lasst
Hewminz habz lawtz ubz
Boom~Stikkz 4 Zawmbeez. Day woantz
poaz mutch ubz a frett
Ifz Hewminz runz owtz
ubz Gooshee Fud, den Hewminz
canz habz Cheezburgrz!
Jack.
Is beautiful, Jack!!
iz jsut chickin to see iv mai abatar werks…
noez!!!
Holee CC!!! Dis beooteus kitteh gets Fansee Feest all teh time? I bettur not let Simon and BlooMax see dis pikshur or I can has mutinee!!
I don’t know about you, kitty, but I’d be more concerned about the zombie apocalypse than running out of Fancy Feast…
so adorable! i love that black cat!
Mai kittehs alwaiz sez deez tings. Dey wans me to keeps many kitteh fuds. An feeshes. An meeelks. An cheezes. An cheezburgerz….
more important than zombies – where did they get the whiskas seafood selections dry food? i can’t get it anywhere!
I have no idea what all you retards are saying, but the cat is the first one to get eaten once the food runs out…lol!!!!
…then we make you cheeseburgers!
This is like the Looney Tunes where Sylvester was left at home, and he had cans but no can opener. So the mouse had the can opener, then Sylvester finally got the can opener he goes back to the cans. The mouse locked the cabinet door with the cans and has the key.
The zombie apocolyps will come and when it does you need to be prepared… Right?? Lol good kitty