So we meet again Mr. Dot Prepare to die.
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Ai wull kill u dedd
U got teh nawt sekkund! Hav a ice creem kake!
Awl ai can say iz – *tips byootufyl noo green hat annipus* – yoo ar teh tops! Hit teh lites! Just LUKKIT awl teh fabulolso peepl yoo beeted.
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Bringing raspberrie an blooberrie sconces fur awl, sum Url Grey tee – an iv CORSE teh choklit biscott!
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Heer on EST we have awlmoast tea time – an teh TTIers an otters akross teh sea can just hav yummee snaks!
Ai aer juss goin 2 get mai dinnur – a liddle layter dan yooshuel – iz 7.10 pm heer!
Here on teh left coast iz chust after teh nooooon auer. Sew I iz gonna hab lunches if ewe donut mind.
** minds catslaves lunch **
mmmmm *lciks shugers off sconses* ai lubs rabsperree!
*boopps JCH4K on kyoot noses*
*boop! midnightsdeer littlol blak noze*
Raspberree iz mai favrit, too! But mennee favour teh blooberrei, so ai browt both.
Mistur Dawt, yu ar dotstory!
You killed my father…
Prepare to dye!
But … but … red izzint mah kulur. How abowt:
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Aubergine
Burgundy
Celedon
D…
Dark Pinque
Encarnidine
Feuschia
G…
Granite
Hyacinth
Isotope
J…
Jayde
Kaliclol
Limee green
Mud braown
N…
Not so very dark Bloo
Menny shaded colors ob bloo
Over de top bryte bloo
P…
GREEN!!! (mai favrit)
Hellow Yellow
Indigo
J. . .
Jazzberry Jam,
Kiwi green,
Lemon yellow,
Mahvelous Mauve,
N…
Goldee flayke
Honee yellolow
Indesent indego
J…
Jolly jelly red
Kitteh floof
Lavender
M…
Magenta
(de)Nile Green
Ocher… hay what kinda name is that for a color anyways? It sounds liek somethin u shud put in a gumbo! I wud prottest but its my own post and I can’t think of anotter.. o wate!
ORANGE!
P…..
PINK!!
Qcumber
Raspberry
S…
Sienna
Taupe
Unbeeleevablee brite purplol
V…
Violet,
Wintergreen,
Xtremelee brite pink,
Yellow-green,
Zanzibar!!!!!!
or wuz that sposed to bee cinnabar?
Zanzibar is a country :3
Dark White
Ecru
Fuschia
Gradient Shades of Gray
H…
Hot Pink
Irish Green
Jack-o-latern Orinj
Klassy yello
L…
And now, The ICHC Low-Budget Theatre presents…
The Middle-Class Fiancee!
Watch Eastly scale the Speedbump of Annoyance…
Thrill as Eastly and Ragweed battle the Hamster of Normal Size…
See Visine and Eastly duel with their Swiffer Handles…
then travel through teh Lukewarm Damp Spot…
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um… Tepid Boggy Place?
I was thinking “The Dirty Hot Tub”…
Ewwwwww!!!
To change the subject….
I had the most delicious trout the other day,Maus….
had a lobster mousse stuffing and a dijon mustard sauce.
Was deeeelish !!!!
Too changify it bak …
Then twavels thew da lobsta moose and Dee John Mustard layin on da carpet … onna way to da dirty hot tub …
Dubble yuk !!
Izzn’t dat teh wun in teh Nawty Barn?
I think I’ve stepped in that….
featuring the Vaguely Worrisome Pirate Roberts, …
My nane is Indigo Montoya…you killed my father…prepare to be bruised & scratched !!
… or prepare to haz ur feelings hurted.
in the pit ov deep concern….
It’s not so much a pit as a dip in teh road, rly…
Pothole of minor irritayshun?
Ding! Ding! Ding! We has a wiener!
hahah! win!
LOL vereee gud won… win!
And Mediocre Max…
Hey hey hey!
“Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one… not so much…”
Wuz won ub does kisses gibbin to LCB in da last thed when she wuz fainted? Der wuz a long linez ub odder caracters waitin ta kiss herz …
… and I has never seen odder caracters than them. *nods*
Deed eeny ub dem aktually kiss yous? I nose dat Troll E Troll wuz wanting ta gid you da mouf two mouf sussimatations!!!
LOL! You alwais crak me up Phillipe!
We dids this one alreddy, dint we? I rember laffing loud and harty over “Teh Step Stool of Clinical Depression.”
Aifinkso iz teh seqwilol.
Ummm… yeah I guess we did. I blame Monday and Advanced Middle-Age.
Middle Age? And all this time I thinked u was moar of a Renaissance man. *shrog*
wut’s a shrog? is it liek a skwink?
Combo of a shark & a frog ??
GMTA – ai wuz gonna post “skwink”!
I’m going to guess it’z a cross between a shrug and a snog!
But wut iz a snog?
if u in TTI a snog is a kiss… an snogging is maekin out…
enny last rekwest? too bad!!
butt…… Ai juss wantid ais kreem!
ooo dippin dots ftw!!!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Ai LUVS dippin dots!
Dippin dots?????
Sum kynd of i-screem product?
pfft. WP is eeting links.
Put 3 w’s in front of this:
dippindots.com/
supose ta uv ben da “I creem ub da Footure!!!” Leetle ballz ob I creem (hmmm… dat nawt soundz rite) …. eenny whooo, de sellz it mostlee at da baseball gamez en places like dat …
Oh.
Thankz. Sumtaims ai ar lacking in common knolej.
De stuff is maed by blowin a sprae sof ise creem thru likwid nitrogin or sumthin so it coms out in a kazillyun littul bitty BBs of ise creem. An it is TOO COLD TO EET!!!! Dey haz at teh Siense Myoozeem in Clebeland. Is tastee wunce it gets past teh brane-freeze point.
ohai, i beleeve iz taystee becuz is basikallee PURE CREEM…
Sigh…Ai reely misses teh Dippin’ Dots…Butt sum1 sed deys in Cleveland??!!!111!! ROAD TRIP!!!!!111111!!!!11!!
no, mr. dot.
I expect you to die
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ elebenty
thnx, tidmum. luvs those burgers
But… but… (hehe) how duz you kill a laser wif a laser? I has a confused…
You can do it if one laser haz a tazer…..
Don’t taze me bro!!!
Whut dis buddun duz?
***zzzzzzaaaaaaaaappppppppzz***
steelz himz battree chrgr
sharks. sharks with fricking lasers on their heads.
Wear iz da lawyers wif da lazy pointees??? Dey gibbin a pree sen ta shun??? Eberee buddy hidez!!!
Austin Powers ref !!
Um yea — I noted dat (aktuallee I deed nawt — i nebber scene dat moo vee)…
I tinkin sharkee = Law Yers….
here you goez:
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w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw
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(fix the spaces between the double-youze)
Ai spotted ewe firzt!
Oooooh …. dot.
dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot…
Iz dat a dot eye sea before mii, juzt beneaf my paw?
Who knowed teh old man had so many batteries in him?
OK! gotta doowit! MACBETH ref. . .FTW!!!!!!11!!11
Ur rite JCH4+1 !!!
Oooooooh…Ooooooooo…purty red dot!
*gives chase*….
heer at JCH4 ( maek dat 5) Ks howse…..chases teh dot iz 3 ov teh kittehz faboarite gaem…..Finn an Fiona ar partikular feendz….ai sit at mah putur an preddy suun ……heerz a liddul FInn fase ( himz a opranjj kitteh ) sitin besied meh, lukin awl cyute-lyke, an ifn dat duzzunt werk, den he standz up awn himz bak feetz an luuuuuuukz obber mah liddul tabul fer teh lazur lite…an ifn DAT duzzunt werk, preddy suun a slim paw reeches up an feeeeeelz arownd fer it ……
den Fiona wantz tu pali tu, ……an she iz awl blak, wiff yello eeeyz…..an she will sit up an tappy tap tap awn mah leg…..”pleez kan we plai noaw ??”….
miny miny red dotz dy rownd heer ebbery daze
De Hubster an me feedz a colny of feruhl kittehs what lives at da beech. Hubster haz dem addickted to The Dot. Aftur dey eetz dey sitz arown expek … expeck … waytin for The Dot to come owt to plai. I tink sume onlee come for The Dot. A few won’t get clowse enuff to eet wile we is dere butt dey stl lurves The Dot. Is muchly the funnees to see 6 or 7 kittehs at a time chaysin The Dot up an down de beech. Wun nite we cownted 13 chaysin at wunce.
Mini uvver peeples feedz dese kitteh too (dey is de poofiest feruhl colny I ever seed) but I tinks onlee we bring The Dot. Dey is awlmost all spade an tutored too … awl in awl a pretty luckee bunch of feruhls. We gets much injoyments from dem.
teh flowrs haz aiz
spose tew b ‘floars’
Oh two badz — I likeded dat da flowers hadz da I’s …
Ai thot it wuz ‘flours’
EEwwww no want flours wif I’s …. exceptin maybe den da breds made wif the eye flours haz more pro teen in it?
Potatoe flour cud hav aiz.
Mawwwmmm!!
This potato bred iz lukkin at me !!
Butt iz nawt touchin yew! Sew stawp comm play nin!! Sides iffin your wood eet ur fud da I’s wood bee goned!
hed.
desk.
An doonot fink of hidin in teh kittygrass, eethur – I will fin you an dig you owt!!
Feersely!!!
kitteh tew kyoot!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HALP!?
I is not allowed to operate teh CCC because they sayed I was taking pulses but not giving them back. But I’ll keeps u company and go thru ur pokkets until someone arrives, ‘k?
Speaking of Princess Bride…
otay, Ai nawt hab nufin in meh pokkits ennee wai…… sept a fyoo hundred munnees……… nda a cheezburger dat Ai waz savin fur later…….
Iffin LCB wuz there,ai’m shur teh monies iz gone…
prolly……..Leest Ai stil haz teh cheezburger!!!!! *nom nom nom*
Still splortededed!?!?
*Runsaway wifakwikness*
Gots tthe merjincy kitt!
Skoops branes wif sandyshuvvel into bukkit
Wipez wif babywipez as best as kan
Pax into hedd wiff castle-molds
Cuvvers wif sunskreen, just in case
Puts on bones and rapps titely wif wet bavvin-soot, slitely sandy
Gives beachtowel wif sea otters onnit adn sunglassiz.
Dis will hold yew until reel help arrivez!
* scoopz up teh braynez wif teh dirtee troll claws
mashed dem bak inna holloll hed
pours in teh mississippi mudz tu rinse teh braynez
put gedbonez bak tugeddur
cubbur wif 50s baf cap wif daizeez
strap awn wif baylee wirez
hand teh martooni adn teh chokklit trollz
wrapz in scratchee troll blankit *
Ai finkso dat iz rite.
saved by teh troll!
U haz teh durtee mynd bai teh wai. U may wantz tu haz it bleeched.
otay, Ai’ll taek eet tew teh cleenirs tewmaro
Plasicat bee a teenamager — maa bee heem likes da dirty mind … Hopez wuz onlee PG-13 dirty and nawt R or worserer dan dat dirty!!
Wuz teh muddee dirty. Ai iz a troll aftur awl adn nawt so gud at teh splort recuvurees.
Oh deer, two pleh sayvez! Good thing yew iz tuff!
tew sayves iz beddur dan wun!
*Catches breath*
Mr. Dot, you are a worthy opponent.
*Continues to breathe heavily*
how it goez on top ob paw when ai no iz under???
iz majikil
DIE, SPOT, DIE!!! Out, out, fowl spot!
Splot Nawt look like Burd. haz no febbers oar tayle..
heddesk
BUTT (snerk) it can flies! Seez dat spot iz naw onna wallz,, ohhh now onna ceeling,,, ooooo onna cur ten!!! Iz a fowl spot!
Nuuooooooh! Wun uv mah kittehs iz naymed “Spot.” Ai no wants him to die. *sniff sniff*
*lip trembles*
*teers pour down cheeks*
Iz heem Roundee and redz and reelee reeleee leetle? Dose heem lib inna tubee wif a bitton dat letz heem out ta pway?
If nose — dem dis iz nawt ur Spot — he bee safe frum da dies …
Himz bery roundee and beige & reelee reelee teh opposite uv leetle. Himz a bery big boikat & kwite teh luvbug.
*gasp* I didnnawt meen ur Spawt!!! No!!!! I naswt wanna Spot too die!!!! Ony dteh FOWL spot! nawt ur Spot!! *POC r trembley adn shaky adn leeky adn her fursz stand on enddie*
Itz ok, POC — ai haz bin reassured.
Denz heem bee safez … Iz onlee da smallee reddee light spotz dats gonna be died … See POC sez da same fing!!
*hands nightshayde a shamwow*
*pats gentlee on hed*
There, there, no crai nao. Iz just a figger of speech. Ur Spottie be saef.
*sniff*
Fanks, ICHF.
wun uv ur kittehs is rilly a chiken??
A kuppul iz kwite chiken, akshullee. Dey runs wen teh doorbell rings & hieds until dey iz shur dere iz no straynjurs in teh howse. Teh otters iz much brayver.
U haz brave otterz??? Ware did u kum bai deh otterz???
Ai winned him at teh Safareh Park opening, silleh! Roscoe iz bery bery brayve & iz bery bery frendlee.
Oh, datz rite. I fergotted.
Roscoe? tahts a gud nayme for a bebbeh otter!!
duz yer kitteh go scampering awai wen teh phone rings?
Nope – dey stays fur dat. It duzzint involve straynjurs bein in teh howse. Wun chiken kitteh iz Timmy (short for “Timid” eben tho teh werd haz moar letturz) – been skaredy kitteh eber since he came to owr hoam. Teh uvver chiken kitteh iz Skimble. Ai iz pretteh shur sumwun kikked him or uvverwize abyoozed him befoar he came to live wif us. He iz bery nervous around vertikul pplz (eben us) & haz a definite feer uv feet unless teh foot-owner is sittin down.
pour kittehs! mai shadow is afreed ov teh phone, and Cannoli is afreed of long sticks..
*shews pointee end to whoever abandonend mai orinj floofball*
Iz mondai rite?
Yesh, guud
Teh payne enz thirsdai afturnoon
Aftur thirsdai Ai kin b awn teh conpyootur wenebber Ai wantz!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meh ower ob pooter tiem b up! Gotta gew!
Is Moandai , Unfurtuneatly
Ai haet mondaiz……..Butt iz guud! Dat meenz Ai iz wun dai klosir tew thirsdai!
Wy yu nawt in skool? home sikk? I tryd tu post a link tu Teh Return ob Agent 12 fer yer entertaynmint, but WP eetid it.
I love to play this with my dog ^^
Ai yoosta play it wif mah Skimble, but den teh battreez in teh pointer died. Ai rillee shud get gnu wunz & surprise Skimble. He yoosta giv a speshul meow wen he wanted to play “red dot.”
Mai kittehs duz nawt go az crazee for teh dot these days.
** Sigh ** Dey nawt be bebbehs no moar.
Mah Skimble & Dusty iz gonna be 8 yeerz old next munth.
Taht r sew kwute! Skimble and Spot r beri speshul kittehs. SPLORT!!!
POC is down POC is down WEEEEOOOO WEEEOOOOO
NINE ELEBENTY NINE ELEBENTY POC is dawn!!!
I nose gotz da keeys to da CC Sew I runs wifaquikness fur da eemerjincee stuufz!
Skoops branes wif gusifud spoon and puts inna fud bowl (no no no kitteh iz nawt reelee gusifood!! Oh, I hopes dey diddint eet anythink import knat… )
Washes wif milks as best as kan (no goes away stop likin da milkee bwains)
Pours da gloop into da hed place
Cuvvers wif da bones and rapps titely wif strings and seals it wif da lazer (nawt da tazer)
I hopes dat sum reel help arrivez and dose kitteh did not eet two much bwains…
Heers a YNG to cumfort yew
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy! an yoo may be notissing taht i haz a blooness!!!
!!! (at leest i hopes i duz) yes, i iz now habbing a PROFILE on ICHC!! if yoo wants to make shur yoo iz on teh burfday list, yoo kan be clikking on my profile to add me az yor frend, an tehn i will eever seeing yor burfday on yor porfile, or if yoo duznt wish to puts yor burfday on yor profile yoo kan leeve me a messij!! an if yoo duznt habbing a profile, or ovverwise wants to contakt me more privatly, yoo kan e-mayoing me!! burfdayfairy @ gmail.com (plz to taking owt the spaces) now iz e-z to getting putted on teh burfday list! two fings, plz: if yoo iz knowing for absoloot sirtin yoo are alreddy on teh burfday list, yoo duznt need to e-mayo me or leeve a messij (but yoo kan still frending me! 
) also, all spammers will be capshured an forced to wurk az a restroom attendant at teh facktree. teh trolz only yoozing teh restroom wunse a day (wif gud behavyur), but tehrs a lot ob tehm, an, well, wen tehy gots to go tehy gots to go 
) i haz bringed tasty hommaed burfday caeks – fudjy flavr, an lemmin wif orinj glaze!! also iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an a lazor tag game!! played wif kittehs wif fully-charjd lazor eyez! an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, boblol-hed bebbeh zombie dollz, kandeez, an color-it-yorself bebbeh zombie stikkers wif a attraktib assortmint ob zombie-colored crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor wishes come troo!!
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an now, on wif today’s burfdays!! HAPPEE BURFDAY to Jed_teh_Tween an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! (oh, an if yor not naymed heer, or if yoo prefers to nebber be putted on teh burfday list, teh greetings an party are still for yoo!
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an finaly, i am still luking for feedbak on teh burfday goodies yoo like bestest, an burfday goodies yoo wuld liek to habbing!! fang q very much!
oh, an i haz forgettinged… a big WELKOM BAK to KCTailkinker!! we haz missded yoo!
Yay, Walkum bakk KCT!
*Putz on pointy party hat.
Oh, birfday fairy, u b full ov deh awsum adn win!!! w000t!! w00t!!
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Party on, Peepz!!!
* rummage rummage rummage *
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Umm… ohai Burfdai Fairy! Umm… ai does sea anee ob dose littlol remote controwl cars… ai lieks dose, uh huh, yesh! oh oh oh adn ob corse ai issa beeg fan ob teh itteh bitteh seekrit diarehs! oh oh oh adn teh Bobblol Hedded Guinness Piggeh (c) Ackshun Figgers wib gnu pull string “WEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEEK”!!!
*bownces over an hedbonks GP*
ohai GP! I has been sew busee wif pleh werk I dinna get a chance to tankq for teh Safaree park tour!
*plants schmoo on littel piggeh’s hed*
SCHMOOOO!!!!
Ohai! yesh yesh yesh, ai has a rly bad case ob RLS tu!
* hedbats stoopy RL *
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Aifinkso teh Troll Hunter deed an uh-maze-ing jawb wib teh cayblol cars!!! Wii want moar, aifinkso!!!
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Yu nose, yu kin alwais drawp bai teh Safareh Park – Mick wheel let yu in adn yu kin feed teh bebbeh otters, taunt teh Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ells, taek a ryde awn teh water slydes wib Hugh G Manatee oar juss sit in teh sun adn snorgle wib teh big kittehs iffn yu wants!
ooohhh!!! bebbeh otters AND big kittehs!! ai will hed ober as soon as I scare off RL!
*shews pointee ends to RL*
Hmm… mebbeh wii can has Fleep ask d’Beaker labs tu maek a poh-shun tu fite awf RLS??? WANT!
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* hands bukkit ob makeral *
*powses on deh guineess piggeh*
Hai!!!
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*peekz over sholder trying tu reed deh seekrit diary.
*tryz tu distract wif kwestyunz
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How u ben?
wut u ben up to?
Haz u had dinner yet?
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*Peekz over uzzer sholder.
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Iz it raining owtside???
Wen duz TTI go on summer tiyme??
How mennee likz duz it take tu git tu deh senter uv a tootsie pop??
Ohai! * hydes seekrit plans wib a kwikness* Hao yu is???
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Yu has lawts ob kweshuns… yur kweshuns arr portunt tu meh… plz tu hold teh lyne adn summedy wheel be rite wib yu… fankies fur yur payshunts…
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Nao, ware is taht no gud, layzee Phlonquer ob mine? Pfft… wii wheel nebber get aneefing dun arownd heer liek this!
isn’t it layte in TTI?
About eleben o’clock! The nite is yung!
Haiya Missy Birf dae Fairy!!! Does you getz berry messy when da peeps e-mayo yous? Ihaz heered dat da Mayo iz a goodly hare conditionerz …
Dooes you purr fur da regular Mayo or da Lite?? Jest Mayo? o mabe sum pickols two?
Jest wonderin!
mah baybee maed it to teh front page! *tear* :*)
Korn cat shoelacees!!! Woot woot!
Dots belong at de end ov a sentinse. Plz to put som werds in frunna this dot.
som werds ……………………………………………….
Werdz XD. (<- teh dot)
dis tyme I know ur weekness, Mr. Dot…
…ur batteries r low.
No, da correct qwote iz: “Mai name is Kitteh Montoya … you killd mai father, prepare to dai!”
ebil Mr dot……
pure ebil…
Run Mr. Dot! Kitteh gonna keel yew!!
NOBODY WHO COMMENTS CAN SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cant speek? whoos? us?
Oh Hai!
I iz getting ma first eva kitteh in 2 days. Should I get Leeroy(My Cat) a lazer to play with?