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con cat shu lacerashuns yew too
wat shall weh do for the sillybrashuns?
I fink we need sum muzik by Doctor Adn Teh Medics, adn sum Gin adn Tonic.
*hands JD reskew inhaler*
Invisib-LOL stefascoap!
Iz dr tinycat????
Muss b doin a howse call.
Hims nawt waring teh skwubs.
Iz hims sekrit eye-den-ta-tea *giglol*
Kitteh so nice…alwais doin teh pro bono wurk fur fwends.
Yuss, yu ar ryte. Naow wii haz tudu a CATskan.
Calling Dr. Catdare!
Wat’s a cat dare?
A cat dares du ennyfing a cat feels lyk duing, yu gno that!
I duble dare u tew cum ober heer and say dat.
Ai donut feel lyk it.
Scardee cat.
ai fot it wuz, dubble DAWG dare… ??
Oar maybee Cat Casey!! hee hee
Oh dear.
…
Ai leeved mah CHRG at werk. *panic*
…
*tries to hold braynes in*
…
*SPLORT*
:attempt at splort ecubery:
nao hao does eat go??? oh yeah
:sweep up teh bwaynes in a neat pylon:
wat next???
:scoop up, thro thru teh washer tehn teh dwyer:
:jump shot the bwanes back into nns’s cabitiies:
oh yeah
:put the bone bak togehter liek a jigsaw puzzle:
:ducky tape tehm in playce:
:apply teh CHRGw/doi:
:use extre ducky tayp tew kep on teh head:
:apply blankees:
:gib dwinks an noms:
dere yew go next tyme keep teh spare CHRG round wiht yew
Fanks, Woflie! U did a grate job!
er… dat shud haz bin Wolfie.
mmmm… wofles… wif syrups and whippy creems.
nd chokkie chips!
:hacklolz upp:
ai ezaz nawt ah woflol!!!!!!!!1!
But yu IZ sweet!
N case Ai ebber splortz, Wulfie, haow gud iz ur jump shot? Mai crane ee yum is a perty small tar git.
Plz doan ask to turn hed and koff.
kitteh no longer haz… ummm… rite ekwipmuntz, prolly.
hrmmm…wehre all deese braynes come form?
swwepeee sweepee braynes in lidlol piyuls…
oh mai! heer is a mtee krane ium!
tuckee tuckee braynes in krane ium…
put skull cap back on…
duck tapee tapee tapee krane ium
Ai has noh bwandy, wine, or such…am Baptist kitteh!
Ai will pray fore u to be all bebber!
ai doan think ai haz seen yew before ai am a wulf, most people call meh wulfie, my name es elbish an means bloodstained shadow wolf
pleaze to meetcha aifinkso
Fank yew fur teh xplanashun.
I musta luked at ur naem elebenty tiems trying to figure owt hao to pronouce it.
Ur a gud wolfie, rite?
Plz no huffin or puffin.
wulfz ar gud peepulz nd bring up dere chilren wif gud famblee balyewz. Dey bin habbing bad pres fur bery lawng tiemz
yeh im a good wulfie ai only attack wen prvokted liek bein hrown into teh JCH4K fountain wen im sleepin
I lubs teh wolfies. I can has beeg wolfie hug wif ur fick softee furs?
{{{{{agarwaendaedraug}}}}}
Oh mah, dat iz as gud as a bear hug. Plz nawt to b tellin teh bears.
I doan blame u fur getting ur feerce on affer u been frown inna fountain.
{{{{{Romeow}}}}}
ai nawt get meny hugs lately, nawt frum who ai wantz dem frum, dough dat person doesnt know dat ai dew, iz tuff bein a teenager
Yeah, iz a tuff jowb, butts we awl gotta do it.
I didn’t kno dat u waz a teenage wolfee.
yeah……unforbtunately
It duzn’t maek it enny easier goin froo teh teen yeers, but you’ll be froo dem sooner den u fink – and finking bak and laffin.
Eben teh fings u cri bout nao, u can laff bout later. Iz troo!
{{{{{wulfie}}}}}
Ai nawt ryte purrsun, but ai gibs hug ennyway.
{{{{Wulfie}}}}
Elbish, huh? Mai RL car lisen plate is MDL URTH!!
kool!!!!!1
{{{{{{wolfie}}}}}} my preciousssssss!
*puts eers back an hisses at WP fur eeting hur reskyoo uv NS*
teh Weird Pretzel has been EXTRY weird lately eat nawt let meh post helpful links eber anymoar either
**gentlee skritches p-k unner teh chin**
Eezy gurl. Relax nao.
*relakses an unfloofs tayl an starts tu purrRRrrrrRRRrrr*
Fink ov awl teh kittehs and goggies dat hooze libes u maed a diffrence in.
Dat shud maek u feel bettah.
Yah, wut ^ hur sed.
Pfft. Nawt enuff… yet.
But iz gud thot!
*finks uv critters halped bai self, an Romeow, an teh uvver cheezpeeps*
*purrs happileh*
**keeps skritchin**
Dats my gurl.
U lyk eer skritches too? Josie seemed to fink dat I wuz gud at it.
**skritches p-k’s eers**
*rubs eer intu teh skritching fingers, leening hevilee tu taht side*
*eyes close mostlee*
*purring gets lowder*
Dat’s egg-zacklee wut Josie used ta do!
Yup, I still gots it!
*fawls ober wifowt braking contakt*
*back claws curl n fird eyelid shows*
*pulls away just enuff tru shaek awl ober*
*sits an luks disoryentid an happeh*
Also pleez turn off purr bocks so I can heer yu breeving also. kthanks.
@@@@@!
pls, onlee turn awf purr bocks tempo… tomper… foar a liddul whyle!
uh ohez! iz dr tineecat!!
*SPLORT*
:attempt at splort ecubery:
nao hao does eat go??? oh yeah
:sweep up teh bwaynes in a neat pylon:
wat next???
:scoop up, thro thru teh washer tehn teh dwyer:
:jump shot the bwanes back into DC’s cabitiies:
oh yeah
:put the bone bak togehter liek a jigsaw puzzle:
:ducky tape tehm in playce:
:apply teh CHRGw/doi:
:use extre ducky tayp tew kep on teh head:
:apply blankees:
:gib dwinks an noms:
dere yew go
duz teh splort rekubbree werk if am cut n paystid??
yew caughted meh… ai waz beein ;azerly, but eaz not QWITE cutnpasted ai changed eat tew
hmmm….iz nawt dat badd obba jawb….mai hed iz bakk waer itz surpoezt tew bii!!
fankyoo!
Dey cawl him Doktur Lubs….
**luuks suspishuslee at lol**
Izznt dis kitteh a liddlol YUNG to be playin doktur?
ez an elf!!!1!! dey alwayz luk yunger dan dey awr
He’z teh one dey cawl Dr. Feel gud
He’z teh one dat maeks ya feel awl rite.
Cuddling taht cyoot lil kitteh wud maek me feel awl rite, uh huh, yes yes yes!
Dokter Dokter
Gimme teh noos
I gotta bad case of wantin to snorgle yoo!
ai ahit teh teenager mind!!1!
ff tew teh NB:
:SNERK!!!:
??? :awf tew teh nb:
Hey, Wolfie! Remember me?
Dat iz nawt Dr. Tinycat. Dr.tinycat iz an ornjy kitteh.(I finks) Dis hims ah-sew-she-ate Dr. Widdlecat…
Affer hours, Dr. Widdlecat turns into Dr. Parteecat.
He wiggles it, juss a liddle bit.
Dr. Smallishkat?
Senator Smalleycat?
Dr. Tinycat cawld in an Assoshyet for teh Consultashun. “Dis is mah frend and teh Speshulist four yur cayse, Dr. SmallKat.”
*Hmmmmmm* teh Kittehs hedbonks togeffer in thout….
Wen I were liddle kiddlet I played doktur, bet U did two. Let liddle ketteh habs fun.
Jus so long as id doen’t go two far, like using sharp pointy ends furr surgury.
Hao meny poyntee ends duz it taek to get to teh middle ov teh livah?
only wun wulf claw
oh wate deed ai say dat aloud???
*hands agarwaendaedraug an extree strong skratchin post*
Plz to b waring down ur poyntee ends – at leest until it taeks two claws to get to teh middle.
otayz…
:skritch skritch skritch:
is tehy supposed tew be getting sharper???????
Dulling ur nails – ur doin it rong!
Off u go to a nail salon fur sum profeshional halp.
Ai iz trayned groomifai-er! *gets owt teh nail-clippers*
Weeeelll….. awlmost trayned. But we did start teh groomifai-ing corse!
otayz
…no polish plz…thx
U can’t go owt in teh buff!
if she??? (sowwy if im wong) went tew teh NB tough…
Uhh…sownds wike harebaulz. Needz harebaul medacineine. Don’t frowz up.
Hello?!? Can u heer me???
Dokkturr TyneeKat
growz up 2 beez Dokkturr ubz
Kitteh Meddissin
Syummeez Kitteh
needz Aroama Ferrapee
frum wawrm Nom Nom Bawkz!
Syummeez Kitteh
awllso need lawng ssssllllllow Rubbinz
frum herz Prittee Wun
Jack.
@@@@@!
O hai, guise. I have another tutorilol up. This one shows how to get ur name bloo wifout havening a WordPress account.
Click my bloo name to see it. Is teh sekkond one on that page. Next up: how to put a picture on ur WP profile. kthxthat’slunchpeople
wat bout hao tew get teh blooname wif a WP?????
That’s teh first one on teh page.
kthanx
mai, u ben bizzy!!
Timing iz gud – haz jest lawst blooname -dunt arsk haow -AI duzzn’t no!
Iz okay Mr. Mezzer. Ai be ur freind now.
ohai lez see if dis werked (thanks to lcb)
yipee!1
Super! That’ll be elebenty moneys, plz. kthxdon’tforgettehtip
:dat muhc!!! ai doanfink ai hab eat
:
Dun wurry, Wulfee, I get it fur ya!
*runz bai adn tipz LCB over.
*takez elebenty munneez frum hur pokkitz.
.
No problem!!
I slave away over a hot computer all day and THIS is teh kthx I get?
Hmph!
*opunz laptop.
Here, haz a cookie!!
*sets browser to accept cookie*
Just stay owt uv mai cache!
Dr Tinycat: Big breeths
Payshint: Yeth, nd ai ith onlee thixteen
*heads to NB*
*snort* u havin flashbaks?
Yeth.
Ok! Gots teh How to Add (or Change) Ur WP Avatar tutorilol up.
Click on my blue name; it’s teh first one now on teh list.
It has been teh fun doing these. If’n anybuddy has a request for a tutorilol, lemme know. Mme cween, feel teh free to add these to teh Cheeztown Cryer helpers page.
Oh, Fankeez, LCB!! U iz so gud tu doing dese
nuteorizingztutuorizingz fur deh peepz!! I will incorperatingz dem tummorryy… If i doeing dem dis late at nite, dey giting borkt fur shur.Schmoooz!! {{{LCB}}}
PS, u borkt ur own bloonezz.
If u needz halp, just asking.
I noez ware u kin finding a tutorial fur dat.
Oh, whoops. I was still in “makeup” from teh production. I go fix now.
Is this moar better?
Eskalentay!!! U haz dun a verry gud job!!!
cud u duz tutorilol on haow to paynt gud pikshurs uv kittehs?
(iz sumfing ai wud rilly lyke to lurn how to doo, tho!)
Dr. Tinycat haz a ‘soshiat!
Yeth, and Is only thixteen”
Tell mee y ai don laik Moandays, tell mee y Ai don laik Moandays, tell mee y!!!
Gud Moaning AC!!!
{{{{AC}}}}} heers cawfee from de nespresson macheen – gud stuff!!!
aifink u doant liek munday because:
A week-end is much moar fun (ai noes ur week-end is urlier dan aors douh…)
Because caturdays an fundays ar fun fun fun days ob de week week week!
Can’t stand getting up agin on mundane moarning…
D…
Donut want!!!
Ebil fings happen awn Mundane!!!
Fffffttt! (bad wurd in kitteh langwidge!)
G…
I like Mundays
………………….
Tiddly Peeps an Mr T.M go bak to skool an werk YEEEEEEHAAAAAAH..
Juss me, teh Floofybutts an a pile ob howsewerk O.o….
Teh sun is shinin, teh gardin is growin an…..stuff teh howsewerk…
*Puts gardnin clobes awn an grabscoffee mug an sordid gardnin implements*
hmm – aifink ai wud liek dose mundayns tu…
Please to be planting a daffodil for tu!
okthxbai!
U needs ta raise ur cheezburger intake.
And get moar snorgles.