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rhett butler kitteh says it better!
Conga ratz on your nawt-sekkund!
tank u verree much! it mah verree firstest one!!!
congaratz on a splendid nawt sekkund
whut u liek fur festibities? dansis, drinksis… nomnomities?
mmm….nomnomities….and dansis…yes, dey go wel wif da fancee pereod costuums.
tank u verree much!
YAY!! abx, fur yur Nawt second!!! an solo, too!
Puff puff! Nao ai’ll just sit heer an fan mice elf! *fan fan fan*
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Ai wud do teh danse at teh Charitee Bawl fur yoo – we cud awl get partnerz an gallop uo an down teh room wif ar skirts swaying an showing too much pantyloons!
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But ai still haz a bad a cold. so ai will just doo a littlol dans.
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*Dans dans dans step step swirl twerl dip rite, dip left*
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I browt lots ov bottlols ov Elderberrie whine. Here abz – yoo get teh furst glass!
*klinky glasses* cheers!
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hmmm…dat saowndz liek gud eyedeeya….(teehee)….aifinkso ai will nawt hab anne ob teh whyne tho…pleh…
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ai hoepz dat yoo feelz bettur suun frum yur cowld!
Fan teh Mice elfz? Iz dey tiny tinee meeses?
Ohai {{{{{Dame Janet}}}}} hee! eldurbary whine. ai trai tu maik wun tiem. Intresting salud dresing da binagur maiked. Yu getz beddur, huree up.
mmmm elderberrie whine!!! mah favoreete!
tank yoo verree much!!!
“Butt (!!!) Rhett!”
as lawng as u noe gibs me gushifood dat is
a great mouse tash!
Win
wot terribul miscasting!!
Rhett is a….. GURL????
*pownse*
*HEDBONK*
Hay! Haow yoo iz?
*oof*
hay! I iz ok… stuck indoors all weekend tho.. pleh weather we is having.
how is u??
Tath’s funny – ai’s stuk indoors too! But wii habs teh sunny wevver, ADN iz abuv freezing! Aboot 8C, akshulee!
A cupple ob frends R dropping in soon – maybe tehy will takes me owt for tee!
Wot R yoo up to?
oh THERE u is!
cleening. I know.. boring.. but is cold and rainy and it needs doin’.
Must bee laik sum ov thoze littlol Communittee Tehatres where they nebber hav enuf guise!
or maybe tehy is Shakespeerian kittehs?
Ai gno! Ai notisst taht, tuu!!!
Is the LBT vershion. Boy actor kittehs wanted too many moneys because of all teh peternity soots they has so we castified it wif all gurls.
We also couldnot afford to recreate teh burning of Atlanta, so we insted had a rly hot day in Akron.
And insted of teh Civlol War, teh action takes place around a mildly heeted discussion between two bruvvers. (Played by gurl kittehs.)
who is playin Belle Watling??
hmmm.. shud be someone wif red hares….
*ponders*
ohai! iz ai too layte foar audishuns?
*puts on atroshus suvvern belle akksent*
(ahem) tomorrow is anuvver dae, aifinkso!
*ahem*
I has teh REEL southern acksent.. if u is casting for authenticitees.
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whah ah declayah, you woudn’t do something so impolayeet as to cast a non-suthern girl in this heah part, would you?
Better a Brit than a Yankee gal. Or so they sayed in 1939.
oh teh shame! but we can lern from tehre mistakes tho, and do it RITE this time!
we can…
Advise Scarlett not to go buggy ridin alones
Catch teh cannonballs and save Hotlanta
Divine a way to make a noo dress out of slipcovers
E….
But ai donut know teh moovie that well!
Eet teh bar-b-q wifout warin a tite corset
Fyre pistlols at invadin yankees
Gib teh poor horsies a break
H…
Hide in a barn insted ov under teh brij
Joyne Rhett fur tea wif teh awld biddies
Keep teh eerbobs better hidden
L. . .
Lose Ashley, keep Rhett.
Merember, tomorrow izza nutter day
NewOrlins haz gooder fud
O…
that’s a “darned yankee” to you, kthx.
(when ai lived in TX, ennywun nawt frum TX was a yankee, and ennywun frum norf uv teh Red Rivver wuz a darned yankee.)
(ahem)
Franklee, mai deer…
LOL! Dat’s high-larry-us!
Ai laffed owt lowd at tihs wun nd naow all mai co-twerkurs wanna noes wots funneee.
Haow to eben beginn to egs plain…
oohh dots
*sigh* mai naem iz /nawt/ Frank!!
*snert* Mai niece Jennifur thor fur the longest taim he wuz cawling hur “Franklyn,” an she cudn’t figgure out wai!
Lol….dat iz teh funneh…
*listenz furr a minnit*
danggit…..ai has tew goez awff fur an Eaglol cowurt ob horurr…ai’lol bii bakk…hoapflolee inn abowt liek 2 howurz…..
Oh fiddledeedee. You always meow.
oh my, sinse i cominged in so late on teh last thred, i will re-post todays burfday party heer, wif JCH401K’s response. let teh party go on!!
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hey, heerz teh burfday fairy to wishing a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! today iz teh burfday ob XxfallenangelxX an if it iz yor burfday too, teh cellybrayshun iz for yoo too!! speek up if yoo want, an tell us it iz yor burfday!! dis luvly snowy pikshur has putted me in teh mood for a hot choklit an pi party!! so we haz hot choklits in many flavrs (i likes teh choklit mint myself, but we haz all kinds) an fancy coffees!! an all kinds ob pi, aplol pi, cherri pi, banananana kreem pi, chonklit kreem pi, pekan pi, peech pi, blooberry pi, all kinds ob pi!! an i haz bilded two jiant extry-deluxe snow forts for yor snowbal-frowing plezure!! an tehr are goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, snoglobes wif teh lolrus an himz bukkit inside, kandeez, an papers an sizzors for cutting owt teh most byootemus paper snoflakes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor wishes come troo!
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pee ess: i am still looking for feedbak on wut goodies peeples lieks an wut yoo wuld liek burfday fairy to add to teh stok ob goodies!
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pee pee ess: stay toond tomorrow for a Importint Burfday Fairy Annowsemint!
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an frum JCH41K:
Moar impawtent tahn today??
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an may ai add! HAPPEE BURFDAY XxfallenangelxX
Girl kitteh has a mustash
Hehe…moovee responsez notwiht standink, ebery kitteh haz dis attitude!!
errr…moovee REF URANCES…
Like noing ur gunna cloz teh door on ur fingur…u seez it and tehn *slam* (or *click* in dis case!)…
butt (yep ai sedid et) dis hurts… doant et?
*sigh*…yeppurs…
so… u… lieks da paen?
not pretic…poortik…perti…eggsactly. aiy avoyd it az uch az aiy kan.
Wut a beyootiful kitteh!
YOINK
Ohai Red, watcha got beehine yur bak dere?
Testing 123123
is dat fing on?
Testing once more
U haz difrnt kwilty abitarz?? U haz a split purrsonalitee?
Lolz, well ai puts in a fake email and den wun day it just didn’t show up! AI don’t members what ai puts eiber… so ai wuz trying to figyur it owt.
Well dat wun was nawt pretteh
Well dis is stinkeer dan mai kittehs poopee bocks.
is cool men
O hai, guise! I has a eggsited because I maded a noo tootorilol on making ur name bloo in WP — actually a update from one I did a few whiles ago. Teh WP screen is a little diffrent now.
This time u can has audio and heer teh dulcet tones of, well, me. I uploaded it to teh UToobs so peeps doesn’t has to worry about not havening teh rite plug-in. That degrades the picture quality a little, but I think it is still usable. But u guise can halps by verifying that for me.
Click my bloo name to see teh tootorilol! It only takes 1 minyute and 14 sekonds to watch. kthxhasanerviss
Woot, woot, wootity, woot!!! Funderous floofy pawed applaws!!! Yu shud make instrukshumal videos fur a livin LCB!!! Berry gud jawb!
Um, well, that IS kinda whut I does.
I wouldn’t call it a livin, though.
ooh ooh ooh, wot to do furst?
ask whare LCB got those dulcet tones?
ask when she can do anotter that shows how to get a WP picksure?
offer LCB a tart to celebrate hur byootimus noo abatart? Key lime, ifinkso!
KEY LIME?????
*yoink*
*hedbats DK*
wut, u axe me how I am, then leeve for 45 minnits, then come back only to steel from LCB??
*re-yoink*
Get ur own pi, DK! Whut, u got a borked leg or something? Sheesh.
And Leeza, I does plan to do one about getting a pic on WP. That will take a liitle moar setup but I’ll try to does it today if’n I can. I gets too busy/tired during teh week for stuffs like this.
As for teh dulcet tones, I is not at liberty to say whare I gots them. IRL, I sound like Moms Mabley.
YAY LCB!!! Ai just wached – an lissend to yur dulcet tones. Verree dulcet! An ah doo declahr, it iz so simpul may bee eben AI cud doo it!
Ai furgotted ai wu trainig awt mai Southern akscent! That’s OK – it sounded a littlol sillee aneway.
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Whhopsie!
Yupperz, wut Janet sed! LCB has teh dulcitest tones ebber. U cud haz contract for sassy voyceovers!
A lass, moms mabley iz no moar nd ai finkso haznt bin in menny wilez. She wuz win.
I luvluvluvd Moms .. Her bestist line wuz, “The onlee thing an old man is good for, is to lesad me to a young one!”
BTW.. How did ebryone get green?? I can haz green too?
Umm.. dat wood be LEAD, nawt lesad.. Ratz!
Suddenlee amembers bein offurrd a sossy tart… oar sumfin… wut wus dat agen?
Sassy, not sossy. An dat wood bees any ob da wimmins here ai finkso. witch wun does yu want mostest?
Ai dunno – ai think “sossy tart” mite bee moar fun tahn “sassy.”
ohh ohh ohh! iz lurvely! and yes, ur voyse iz kwite dulcet!
or wuz that nawt whut wee wuz sposed to verify?
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srsly, looks grate! sounz grate! short & snappee & to teh poynt!!
FTW!
BTW whut do yoo use to mayke videos wiv dulcet audio? ai cud mayke sum foar my knitting blog!
U was sposed to verify that teh tutorilol has merit even though u cannot see teh details on teh screen. SOmeone who never dids this before should be able to watch teh video and unnerstand whare they is sposed to click. I does has better-quality versions, but they requires a QuickTime plugin and last time I postified tutorilols lots of peeps hads teh trubbles wif this.
I use teh SnagIt 9 for teh video/audio capture and edit in QuickTime. I wanna get Camtasia but is kinda spendy. We use stuffs like this also whare I works.
well, aifinkso it gets the poynt acrost – yoo can basikallee see wher to clik and then teh audio spellifies it out. iz gud!
oh, an ai lurves ur tagline.
Yayness fur LCB uv teh dulset tones an cleer eksplanayshuns!
PK, it not that cleer … I have been trying to log in wit “lolcatburglar” and my pwd and I never be gotting in … I fot dis wis ‘pose ta make it eas’r …
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*cough* *cough* great job LCB … sound and video both great!
Sean/Sonya
*hedbats Sonya fur being a brat*
U knoes, Seanya, my inclination is to includify stuffs like how to log in and junk, but when u is doing teh trianing for adlolts, u gives them teh bennyfit of teh doubt. Also, teh moar u splain picky little details like that, the moar stoopy some learners get. They start trying to imitate every step instead of using their branes.
Is teh different from writing product instructions for peeps, telling them obvious suff like donot use ur lawnmowifier when u is sleeping so that they cannot sue cuz u didn’t tells them that.
She gnos, LCB… just being a pain in teh tail…
Altho, yu DID say, eben trolls, an trolls nawt be gnown fur using teh brayns….
ooooooooooooooh!11!!! Iz nawt spozed to mow lawn adn sleep at da sam tiem? Taht’s y mai grass waz elebenty icnhes high last summer!1!!
Sooz haow do Iz turn da autopilot on ta lawnmore?
(picky detials, Iz noes … ooh dots!)
LCB, yew is moast amay-zing! Woot! Woot! It was great to heerz yore dulcet tones. Yew is full ob win adn awesume !!1!!1!
000000…….OOOO……oooooo…….. I can haz link in Cheez Town Cryer????
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I lub deh dulcet tonez!!! And deh bideo iz gud too! i finkso!!
Yes, you can puts it there! That was kinda whut I was thinking of. U can either link to that page or else u can use teh embed code that shows up at teh end.
Schmooooz tu yooz, LCB!!
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Adn I sekkund deh moshun on likeing deh tagline!! :snerk:
Dat’s eggsellunt, LCB – awlmoast maed me want 2 do it awl ober agane!
AWESUM!! ANd ai lubs ur dulcet voice, LCB.
U haz teh awsum, as usul! Dat a grate jawb, LCB.
Defnitlee a win! Adn teh skreen is kleer enuff tu see whutz goin awn. Nyslee dun, wiff grate explanashunz!!
Green ieed Floof Kitteh
habz purrrrr~fekt playss 2 watch
andz protekkz himz Wurrld
Nawt 2 bryte. Nawt 2
shaydee. Jentill breeze wofftz t3h
sweet sentz ubz Flowurrz
Green ieed Floof Kitteh
willz moob wen Hewminz breengz owt
Cheezburgr Masheen
Jack.
Hehehe… Hi Jack!! <3
Update tew My awdawpshun
We alsew noticed dat her dewclawz hab bin remoobed. We found liddlol scars awn her frunt legz. At nawt sekkund, ai fot she jes hurt herself wandering the neighborhood, but den mai berry smart GF towld meh dey wuz awn porpoise. Sew, sumwun spent sum monies awn her, but she musta trablold uh liddlol way, coz ai went arownd teh neighborhood, and no wun knew her oar had scene her b’foar. Ai habn’t scene N-E-bawdee moob owt ob teh neighborhood lately, sew ai doan know iffn she iz foreclosure goggie, but eever way, she’ll hab uh foreber hoam.
Awww….conga-rats awn ur noo famlee member!
I has sum happitayle noos too.
I can has bakayshun next munf! Woo-hoo!
Hoaps yu enjoi-jois eet Red!!!
Fanks, AC. I plan to.
I onlee has to tayke 2 1/2 days awf werk butt I gets FIVE (incloodin Caturday an Sundae).
{{{nativecat66}}}
{{{new losted goggie whut isn’t losted ennymoar}}}
Dis bees such a WIN storee, NCa66! Smart goggie fur finding yoo!
Ai haz a happytayle foar yew and ur new goggie! Her will habs a happee hoem, ai noes.
I got adopted 7 yrs ago. A 3 month old puppy followed my other 2 goggies home from a walk one day. No one claimed her, so here she stayed. I has a sad tho, because she’s just been diagnosed with lymphosarcoma.
It just goes to show you can’t be too careful!
utter shite
Skweeee! I haz a weekness for teh tortie kittehs. Mai Trixie crost teh bridj a few yeers ago, wen her wuz 18.
Oh hai guise, I’m typing a test messag.
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hardy har har
U passed, aifinkso.
Oooh oooh oooh!
*raises paw*
Iz teh ansur Mt McKinley?!
Iz it multipool guess?
Ai doez gud on multipool guess!
Hay, guise? I is trying to make another tutorilol.
I is gonna put another test message up. Plz to not respondify until the director yells “CUT”? kthxotherwisei’llbedointhisallnite
O hai guise. How u is?
Did teh director yell “CUT” yet?
Not yet!
O wait. We is teh done now. I’ll postify teh new tutorilol shortly.
But if’n I hadn’ta been teh done, u would’ve beed in lots of trubbles, young lady. *nods*
U start deh tutoriol yet?
Heh. Lub it. Ish da Tom Selleck of Kittehs.
Dat is some sirius cat’stash =^_^=