Comments on: Yur silly ploi te keeps me off teh furnichur

By: barboid

barboid — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:51:32 +0000

{{{{{{{{{eubie}}}}}}}}} Yesh! pleez lets do! ware yew bee? Do Want!!!!!

By: barboid

barboid — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:48:12 +0000

tank yoo. {{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}} you gises! I feels yer warm huggles werking on me alreddy.

By: barboid

barboid — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:45:06 +0000

fank yoo. I lookd the siote and i was reedng and reeding. i bukmarkeded it and follwed linkys and ebberything. {{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}}

By: me_is_I

me_is_I — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:15:44 +0000

i like ur lolcat! its funny… it made me giggle.

By: Aoife

Aoife — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:27:18 +0000

Sort of like how people in Chicago use owl statues on their roofs to scare off pigeons … yet I’ve seen countless pigeons sitting on roofs right next to the owl statues, as if they’re pals.

By: eubie

eubie — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 02:21:45 +0000

{{{{{barboid}}}}}} U can send ur stinkysistah 2 mai stinkysistah adn teh 2 uv us kin b sistahs. Mai fokeses is gone, 2. Iz hard Bin a orfin, no matter haow old u beez.

By: Sherry-Lynn

Sherry-Lynn — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:40:33 +0000

Iz true. Whar is LOLteen site?

By: Sherry-Lynn

Sherry-Lynn — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:37:24 +0000

Dis waz teh wun char whar kitteh not allowt. Teh forx waz spozed te be detrerrent. Did not werk.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:10:51 +0000

Ohai Barboid, canawt reely giv anyfing else, but heer it iz {{{{{Barboid}}}}}. Laik dat TTI football sawng sez: “Yu’ll neber walk aloooooooooone!!!”

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:51:01 +0000

yoo kan reeding abowt teh princess mu meddow heer:
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:49:11 +0000

{{{{{barboid}}}}} i iz sorry yoo iz habbing such a big sad, i kan sir tinly unnerstand why. many ob us comes heer an rebembers kittehs an ovver luved wuns we haz losted, an teh cheezfrenz are heer to gibbing hugs an unnerstandings. do yoo kno abowt teh princess mu meddow heer in cheezland, wher yoo kan go wif yor hart-kittehs an ovver deer wuns hoo haz goned on ahed, an let tehm owt ob yor hart an play wif tehm, tehn wen iz time to going yoo tuk tehm safely bak in yor hart till next time.
i hope yor dotter did gud on herz SAT!

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:39:35 +0000

Ohai Johnnyface!! Ai fink teh ideer is taht teh forks wud bee sharpees an make it uncomfortable for kitteh to lie down. Butt in this case it looks like kitteh has enuff furrz to protect hizzelf from teh sharpies. Ergo it nawt werk.

By: barboid

barboid — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:37:03 +0000

This makes me LOL and cry: Kiiteh looks exactly like our mdm mueshka (rymes wit blue) who had to go across teh bridge 3/10. an my dad’s b-day was 3/11 he gone 2 yrs. an their annimaversay will be on 3/20. my mom passed away 1/26 almost two years to the day since my dad went. and i gots a mail from my sis disowning me just hours before my mom died. so i has a major sad.

In happier news, mai daughter took the sat today too. her pre-sat teacher tole dem to get the diet redbull. she had two (severe lack of sleep) and she said it definately works. We in CA. It was overcast and grey. we needs all youse guyses eggstra snow! pleez to send to ca mtns, klvuthxbai

By: Leah

Leah — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:05:55 +0000

Akshully, tinfoil is wut dey shood hav yoosed.
Werks everytyme.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:47:11 +0000

yoo can has owld snoez cubburred wif noo snoez….

wai didd itt maek yoo wanna crai?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:38:56 +0000

ooops..da ground wuz cubber wif da snow..iz hard tu cubber snow wif snow:oops:

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:37:09 +0000

Ai nose jus haow yufiilz, cweenmj! Ai heddesk’d tu. Menii thymez. Teh lawng-haird blak wunz. Tehy’ll du mii in evurii thyme.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:35:56 +0000

O gud kitteh! Ai baowz daown tuyu!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:32:58 +0000

ooh i knowz i libz in KY it wuz rainy an windi an kowld heer tudai tuu. Thurzdai nite i luked owt an da snow wuz kuvered wif da snow..maded mii wannna kry

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:24:25 +0000

{{{3KM}}}
heh…adn tew maek tudai werse, wuz dat it wuz raynink, cowld, and windee–yesturrdai wuz 70, tudai wuz 45.

O.o??

Geyorgya wethurr: wen will itt ebber maek upp itz maiend upp??

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:21:23 +0000

awww DK yuu nawt have tuu splort tu git thiz treetment, enni timez yuu havin da bad day or just need da cheezblakie just say soo. Datz wat cheezpeepz are for {{{DK}}}

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:12:12 +0000

i nawt want dem either..tryin tu figure who i kan give them tu that nawt return them

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:06:49 +0000

Brrr….dat wudd bii wun obb teh werst baykayshunz ebbar!!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:04:51 +0000

yeah butt i nawt wanna bii paked fur da hawaii an end up in da antartika

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:55:06 +0000

Yah, my annoyin co-werker (Liddlol Big Mouf, teh wun dat finks I’m ritch) came in2 werk wif teh floo!

I wuz reddy to don a byo-hazzard soot an kik hur baksyde!

Germz? Do NAWT want!

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:50:19 +0000

Uhnuh… I WON’T
Voop on you! *stiks tung owt*
WHY????
Xxxpppptttt
Y? Y? oh Y me???
ZZZZzzzz…huh?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:48:52 +0000

i wuz gud kaus i gived it tu daddikat an him gibbed it tu mommakat an den mommakat gibbed it BAK tu mii. sii wat happenz wen yuu share!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:47:09 +0000

oh…fankyoo….
.
.
yipee….ai can haz diz soart ob treetmint wiffowt splortink?

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:46:11 +0000

aktchuallee, ai wanna goez tew bofe ob doze plaeses…jusst furr teh hekk obb itt..

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:41:51 +0000

ooh DK im sure yuu did da great awn da SAT’z..just relax wif da hawt choklitz *handz DK a bigg mugg uf hawt choklitz an wrapz himz in warm cheezblakie*

By: divakitty

divakitty — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:41:24 +0000

R U gonna stop dat NAO?
Stawp r yoor face will frez liek dat
Toll-ya-so!
U….

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:39:09 +0000

ooh dat soundz lyke sumfing da wuld happen tuu mii. iffin i had a tiket tu hawaii i wuld end up in antartika

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:38:56 +0000

Yup. Went to Joseph-Beth an spended munnies. Also, ate at teh cafe dere foar teh nawt-sekkund tyem. Wuz gud.

Den, wented to Target an boughted case foar teh lappytop.

Teh wevvers wuz nastee but it wuz nyse to get owt an nawt HAS to go annyware, jes do wut I wanted to do an go ware I wanted to go.

U iz STILL sik? Duz u need to see Dr TinyCat?

By: JanetCanHas4+1Kittehs

JanetCanHas4+1Kittehs — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:37:49 +0000

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:36:16 +0000

did yuu have da fun in Lex tudai tho?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:35:37 +0000

dey kuld probabli figgure dat wun owt i haz a bit uf sad dat i missed yuu wuld have biin fun

By: JanetCanHas4+1Kittehs

JanetCanHas4+1Kittehs — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:35:30 +0000

OY! Ai haz a hedache!.
Put taht thang away!
Quit maeking taht noyse!
R. . .

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:34:22 +0000

PLEH!

mai braen iz borked rite nao….ai takkeded teh SAT tudai….mai brayne iz nawt-sew-funktshunlol rite nao….

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:33:17 +0000

*faespaw*
Ai dunnowz hoo iz teh stoopyyyurr in dat stowree: him oar teh peepz dat skanneded hims tikkit…hao duz dey /nawt/ nowtiss dat iz furr a difurrent plaes?

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:31:35 +0000

O.O
Dat toatalolee maekz sens!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:31:34 +0000

‘Nite my fren.

Sleep well.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:30:48 +0000

alwaiz a gud idear
not planning 2 mush dat is.
bai I ar gonna sleep…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:29:21 +0000

Fanks. I plan to has lotsa fun!

Iz sumware I nebber been, an teh wevvers shud be gud.

I gots wun fing plannded but dat’s it. Teh rest, I take az it comes.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:27:04 +0000

Yah, I has an egg-sited.

By: madamz

madamz — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:24:22 +0000

FTW!! Claps fluffy pawz furr Jack Deth!
I luvz this dark en broodin kitteh.
Ur Forks, Aim impervius tew them.
Wut else u gowt? Bring it.

By: Eric

Eric — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:21:48 +0000

Kitteh’s oaner shul haz knoed that Basement Cat is riet at hoem with teh forks!!1

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:21:44 +0000

free beer 2morro she saiz
**butt wiglol of doom and pounces on rhsb**
on a more serious note,
Have fun, you deserve this vacation!!!

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:21:30 +0000

ooo – ai haz a jellus – ai wuld liek a bacashun bai maiself! mai last bacashun wuz wif hubbeh and Plasticat. iz a place neer mii weer yu kan take yur horse, they have cabins fer teh peeps and pens fer teh horses, and yu kan traylride in teh Adirondacks. iz wut ai want tew du this summer wif mai liddle mare Peaches – no hubbeh, send Plasticat tu hiz unkle, and spend mai bacashun traylriding, reeding, relakksing….no cuuking, cleening, laundry…dat wuld gib mii a happytayl!!
yay fur rhsb habbing a bai maiself bacashun!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:19:54 +0000

I figgered I’d say, “Who heer iz Pookie’s mahm?”

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:19:10 +0000

Heer it iz:

The first time he ever flew, he was going to Istanbul, Turkey (his wife is from
there). This was pre-9/11.

His first flight was Lexington-Cincinnati. Very short and uneventful.

The next leg was Cincinnati-New York/JFK. Very long flight, and since he
couldn’t figure out how to recline the seat, he was very tired.

When he got to JFK, they put him an the other international travelers on the
“big golf cart” and drove them to their gate. Being an inexperienced traveler,
he followed the rest of the group to the plane, where they scanned his ticket
and let him on board.

When something was said about flying to Moscow, he stopped a flight attendant
and said, “I’m going to Istanbul. Are y’all gonna stop there and let me off, or
what?” The flight attendant checked his ticket and HE WAS ON THE WRONG PLANE!
Thank CC they hadn’t left the gate yet.

He got off the plane and went to the correct gate, which was right next door,
and got on the plane. He said he kept asking them, “This is going to Turkey,
right? This plane is going to Istanbul?”

Oh my. If it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen to him or me.