Yur silly ploi te keeps me off teh furnichur
Yur silly ploi te keeps me off teh furnichur . . . . did not werk
i gotz a cozy nd i nawt movin.
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Plus I ate teh goggie.
Ur siberwares neads teh kleening…
yepper, that was right on tine.
Hahahahahahahahaha! Beri gud! I sallute u! *sallutes wif fork adn alwmosts pokies maiself inna eye* OUCHIE!! What punny-ishment!
now that is just prong.
Mebbe next tine it will be rite?
*returns salute* (a muffled knocking sound is heard), *points at fork*.
.
cork, I use cork.
Yoo shure it wuz jest teh WUN goggie?
O gud kitteh! Ai baowz daown tuyu!
clearly, the forks are strong with the dark side.
*heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk, heddesk.
.
Ok. i feel better now.
Y u heddesk? R u inta payne? Ohhai! I hope nawt!
awwww, cummon, ‘twernt THAT bad.
Rong t-werd dere, Dan!
wunst i started, i just kudn’t stop…..ooo…..dots…..
Cween – I’m yooshually doin teh heddesk fing, but from 8:00 – 4:30 Mundane to Fryday.
*handz cweenmj an Aleve and a glass uv waddur*
Welkome bak, NS!
I thot of yoo erlyur 2day, wen I wuz in teh Tar-jay.
Dey has Hello Kitteh bandaidz!
Ohai, rhsb! Fankies.
Ai wented to Tar-jay a kuppul uv dayz ago. Ai lurves dat playce. *gigglol* Aiz pretteh shur datz where ai gotted teh Hello Kitteh bandaidz dat ai haz in mah bakpak!
nightshayde!!!
*runs up and pounces, misses and hits teh wall*
I ment to do that.
How is u?
Ohai Leeza! Ai iz doin moastlee ok, but aifink ai mite be gettin teh cold dat mah liddul gurl gotted on teh last day uv owr vacayshun. Poor liddul fing haz bin coffing & sneezin & hazzin a runny noze. Itz hard to see ur liddul (nao 5 yeerz old) kidlet in distress. *sigh*
…
Ai thotted uv u a lot durin vacayshun — ai seed a bunch uv skwirrls durin teh week & thotted uv u eech tiem ai seed wun! Hao u iz?
lol! I was tellin someone teh otter day.. my one brush with fame will be all teh people that think of me when tehy see skwirrls.
I’s ok.. stuck inside tho, we has teh nasty cold rain. pbbtht.
sry u is gettin a cold! least it wated til the end of vaca!
so u had teh fun?
did u bring bak any presents??
F-ing meow?
*luks asksanse*
Jorj Karlin Ref… FTW1!!@@!!!!111!!!
Fankeee deer!!! I think i’ll survive.
Ai nose jus haow yufiilz, cweenmj! Ai heddesk’d tu. Menii thymez. Teh lawng-haird blak wunz. Tehy’ll du mii in evurii thyme.
the forks are not bad.. they’re just.. laid that way.
*cough*, *cough-cough*
u ok? need somethin to drink?
After dis, I fink we awl are gonna needs sumfing to drink. Please to find teh whine list?
Awl deh gud wunz are taken.
But i don’t wanna.
Cheeter, cheeter, cheeter.
D……
don’t hav tu!
eberywun else kan
f…
FINE!
Gib meh dat!!!
Halp me!
I doan wanna.!!
J…
Jerk!
Kitteh wuz meen tu mii!! *sad pitiful fais*
Leev mii alone.
Mawm!! he’z tuching mi!!
Nobuddee lubz mii!!
O….
OY! Ai haz a hedache!.
Put taht thang away!
Quit maeking taht noyse!
R. . .
R U gonna stop dat NAO?
Stawp r yoor face will frez liek dat
Toll-ya-so!
U….
Uhnuh… I WON’T
Voop on you! *stiks tung owt*
WHY????
Xxxpppptttt
Y? Y? oh Y me???
ZZZZzzzz…huh?
…and kitteh say “fork you, rite back”.
oh yeah!!….Well…….butterknife you!!
I gotz teh butteh hear fur u two dew dat!
ohai POC!! haow yu be????!!!!! {{{{{POC}}}}}
Uniquekitty!!! *hed bonks Uk* I nawt sea u fur a lawng tyme! Sew manny Cheezpeeps I nawt sea! I r muchie betteh now dan earlier todai! i find sum munnies in mai pawket! Awlways gud dai when u finds munnies in teh pawket!
*hedbonks POC* ai nawt awn much cuz ai haz tew shaer pyuter wif Plasticat, and iz hard tew get him awf it sumtymes!!! yesh, iz alwais nyce tew find munnies in teh pawket! haow iz Kitteh Daddy?
Well, nawt sew gud. Las weak he were in de hoppytail free daies outta fibe. And we did a sleap studly on onea de ovver daies… We discober he r reactin too de dish detergent adn too de shampoos. Teh gud ting r taht we gotz an ppoyntment wif a speshul Dr. Tinycat whoo noes lawts about perfoomes adn ovver smelly stuffz on April 9. But teh bad fing r taht fur too dais b4 teh poyntment Kitthe daddy mus nawt taek ANY Allergy meds!! Iz skeery tyme, ainoessew! Howru? ((((((((((Uniquekitty))))))))))
ooohh, poor Kitteh Daddy!! Hoeps teh speshul Dr. Tinycat kan help him!! Must be bery stressful awn yu boff.
ai be finking uf yu a lawt, and wundering haow KD be duin. {{{{{POC & KD}}}}} Wii iz otay heer, finally sum uf teh heeps uf snow wii gotted are goin awai. ai haz redoosed howrs atwerk, butt at leest ai still haz jawb.
Ohhai! Redoosed howrs at werk r skeery butt it r gud nooes dat u styll hab teh jawb! Schmoos!
schmoos tew yu and KD!!! ai haz tew go – Unique iz telling mii iz bedtyme< and her iz the boss!!
wuz sew nyce tew see yu POC – Hopes tew see yu agin suun! {{{POC}}}
Awl teh sides uf dis kitteh are dark, tho….
lolz i believe dis is top of da line work
If U cross me dere will be hell to pay
*cues deh ominous musik*
Sigh. Teh comment abuff iz in da wrong spawt. I bet I can’t even blame word pretzel. Sigh. My ineptness, reveled fer awl to see!
((((((((((carosue)))))))))) Ebbybuddy hab a bad dai ebey now adn tehn. Dew nawt worry. We awl lub u.
Adn wii awl blame werdpretzel, eben wen wii skrewz up.
WP b sew wakkii evreebuddy noez itz tu blame. 
Did yew say eBey? Dat plase is mai downfawl. Ai keep sayin, “Ooooo! Shiney!” An den…biddin. It wuz teh kitteh beeds las munf.
No! Nawt eBay! shudda bean “ebby” butt mai finggies taeked ober!!
Ohai, I’m bak.
I jes gotted awf teh fone wif my brudder.
Him tolded me storee abowt how hiz nawt-sekkund flite to Istanbul, Turkey an how himz almoast ended up in Moscow!
Ifn iz gonna happen, iz gonna happen to him oar me.
MeetLofe kitteh – Stik a fork innit, himz dun!
Fork u, hooman!
At leest iz a hunnert nawt plastik wuns in teh yard.
oopsie, mai commentz stepped all overz URz. Did not reed to here. much sorreze.
I iz glad u sed dat. Odderwise, I wuz gonna haf tu.
And when you comes to a fork in the couch, takes a left.
Ore wassit a rite? *cheks Cheezmap*
Left turn!
Rite, Frawg!
er…
…
Bear left!
Rite, Frawg!
…
datz wut itz spozedta be.
GeePeeEss…
WIN!!11!!!
Lukkin at teh title uf the yello buk, teh purr hooman has bigger problums than teh kitteh. Teh teen left the forks onda cowch, I finkso.
Iz true. Whar is LOLteen site?
**danses arown**
I kin has bakayshun! I kin has bakayshun!
**luuks arown at stranj luuks hur is gettin**
Jes ignoar me. I be alrite.
Duz u haz planz fur ur bakayshun?
Wher u gawing?! How loawng u gotz?! Dis r a grate fing to hab bakkashuns!
I am runnin away from hoam awn Good Fryday! An, goin bak teh follolwin Toosday. Nawt a lawng bakayshun, butt bedderer den nuffin!
Az far az destinayshun iz conserned, I’m tellin folks awn a “needs to kno” basis, cuz I nawt want berry menny peoplol to be ablol to find me. So, a berry seleck few iz gonna kno ware I ackshully iz.
I will be taykin my lappytop, so I will still be “heer” wif y’all!
iz it gonna bii warm an sunni in dis sekret playse?
I hoaps so.
dat ar wunderful gnuz
I wants a vacashunz 2
**start plotting herz eggscape plan**
hmmmm …… eggz in capez….Super Egg???
.
Luk, up in deh sky!!!
Itz a burd!
Itz a plain!!
Itz Super Egg!!!
i haz a big happi fur yuu..injoy da warmz an sunniz fur mii..i nawt know wen da next bakayshion i gonna gitz gonna bii:(
I cannot wate!
**starts makin packin liszt**
**adds herzself to rhsb’s packing list**
Unless u fit in2 teh liddlol sootcase, u nawt kin go.
Sorry.
has a sad
butt butt I thot I wuz ur fren
U IZ my fren! I lubs u an ebberfing.
BUTT….I hasta run away from hoam. Iz sumfin I gots ta do.
k.. if U no wanna takes me den I done wanna comez
pffft..
*sticks out tongue*
**pulls 2_k’s tayle**
U kin go wif me nexst tyem, ‘k?
free beer 2morro she saiz
**butt wiglol of doom and pounces on rhsb**
on a more serious note,
Have fun, you deserve this vacation!!!
Fanks. I plan to has lotsa fun!
Iz sumware I nebber been, an teh wevvers shud be gud.
I gots wun fing plannded but dat’s it. Teh rest, I take az it comes.
alwaiz a gud idear
not planning 2 mush dat is.
bai I ar gonna sleep…
‘Nite my fren.
Sleep well.
ohai rhsb – ai see awn teh previyus fred daqt mai kalikos be awn yur ultimate kitteh list
dey iz walkin arownd naow wif big prowds, and saiing dat ai bedder treet dem gud or dey go lib wif rhsb!!!
and dey send hedbonks and snorgles fru teh innertubes fur yu!!! {{{rhsb}}}frum Unique and Tira
oh, and happyhappy fur yur upcoming bacashun!! haz lawts uf fun!
Ohai, UK!
Yesh, I has teh see-ryus weekness foar teh calikoes! Dey iz lyk liddlol snowflaykes. No two iz egg-zacklee alyk. Also, my Josie an Peggy (teh famlee kitteh) wuz calikoes, an dey wuz diffrent az nyte an day!
Fanks foar teh happyhappy. Teh last vakayshun I wented awn wuz wif teh parental yoonits. Altho it wuz nyse, dis wun I’m goin awn by myself!
ooo – ai haz a jellus – ai wuld liek a bacashun bai maiself! mai last bacashun wuz wif hubbeh and Plasticat. iz a place neer mii weer yu kan take yur horse, they have cabins fer teh peeps and pens fer teh horses, and yu kan traylride in teh Adirondacks. iz wut ai want tew du this summer wif mai liddle mare Peaches – no hubbeh, send Plasticat tu hiz unkle, and spend mai bacashun traylriding, reeding, relakksing….no cuuking, cleening, laundry…dat wuld gib mii a happytayl!!
yay fur rhsb habbing a bai maiself bacashun!
Yah, I has an egg-sited.
Ai haz bin on teh pyooter fur a wile (did Momcat’s taxes) — nao ai iz sik uv starin at teh skreen. Ebbreewun haz a grate Caturday nite!
Schmooooooooz, NS!!!!!
oooh dat lukz just lyke mine Pookie an hii can lay awn ennifing tuu kauz uf awl dat floofy
So Ayes confoosed [not news], what’s teh silly ploy? Teh forks on teh seat, or fugly flowery plillow? Teh one is much more”Ahhh RUn Away!” tehn t’other…
fugly pillowz an forkz nawt faze da kitteh an himz will
Ohai, 3km!
I tryed to surpryze yoo at werk 2day but gotted dere 40 minnits aftur y’all clozed.
ooopz i wuld have surprised yuu kaus i wuz off tuday *happi danse* momma an daddikat towlded mii tu stay homez an kwit infecting dem wif dis cowld i kant git rid uf
sorri i missed yuu tho i wuld hab biin fun
I wuz eben warin my “I can has cheezburger” t-shirt!
aawww! did yuu weerz yur spesial collar tuu? sorri fur late response i wuz washin rice
No, sinse it wuz raynin, I nawt wanted to risk drownin.
(Iz okay, wuz awn fone wif BFF)
i just had a funni thot..kant imagine da luk awn mommakatz fase wen yuu ask tu tawlk tu 3kittymomma..awltho shii wuld’ve figgured it owt in a minute or five
I figgered I’d say, “Who heer iz Pookie’s mahm?”
dey kuld probabli figgure dat wun owt
i haz a bit uf sad dat i missed yuu wuld have biin fun
did yuu have da fun in Lex tudai tho?
Yup. Went to Joseph-Beth an spended munnies. Also, ate at teh cafe dere foar teh nawt-sekkund tyem. Wuz gud.
Den, wented to Target an boughted case foar teh lappytop.
Teh wevvers wuz nastee but it wuz nyse to get owt an nawt HAS to go annyware, jes do wut I wanted to do an go ware I wanted to go.
U iz STILL sik? Duz u need to see Dr TinyCat?
i wuz gud kaus i gived it tu daddikat an him gibbed it tu mommakat an den mommakat gibbed it BAK tu mii. sii wat happenz wen yuu share!
Yah, my annoyin co-werker (Liddlol Big Mouf, teh wun dat finks I’m ritch) came in2 werk wif teh floo!
I wuz reddy to don a byo-hazzard soot an kik hur baksyde!
Germz? Do NAWT want!
i nawt want dem either..tryin tu figure who i kan give them tu that nawt return them
Ohai Johnnyface!! Ai fink teh ideer is taht teh forks wud bee sharpees an make it uncomfortable for kitteh to lie down. Butt in this case it looks like kitteh has enuff furrz to protect hizzelf from teh sharpies. Ergo it nawt werk.
Dis waz teh wun char whar kitteh not allowt. Teh forx waz spozed te be detrerrent. Did not werk.
Doze r mai itteh bitteh pichforks. U got prollem wiff dat?
Basement cat warms the pitchforks of his evil minions…or was that onions?
Jus warminum up!
Kitteh’s Hewminz shoodz
knoez dat Kitteh willz plawpz daown
wayrebburr himz lykez!
Beeg Cummfee Chayr iz
ekksellent Groomeeng Ayd 4
cullekkteeng stray Floof
Beeg Cummfee Chayr iz
mutch 2 guud 4 Beeg Gye. Dis
beelawngz 2 Kitteh
All dat Kitteh seez
beelawngz 2 eevur hii oarz
shii, doan’t U getz it?
Jack.
FTW!! Claps fluffy pawz furr Jack Deth!
I luvz this dark en broodin kitteh.
Ur Forks, Aim impervius tew them.
Wut else u gowt? Bring it.
Silburrwaerz storadj: yur dowink it rong!
kitteh steelz da silverwarz til hoomanz giv a gushifudz..i no eetz yuu no eetz
O.O
Dat toatalolee maekz sens!!
Y’all wanna heer a funny story dat my brudder tolded me tonite? Iz kinda long an nawt in lolspeek but it mite make u
Heer it iz:
The first time he ever flew, he was going to Istanbul, Turkey (his wife is from
there). This was pre-9/11.
His first flight was Lexington-Cincinnati. Very short and uneventful.
The next leg was Cincinnati-New York/JFK. Very long flight, and since he
couldn’t figure out how to recline the seat, he was very tired.
When he got to JFK, they put him an the other international travelers on the
“big golf cart” and drove them to their gate. Being an inexperienced traveler,
he followed the rest of the group to the plane, where they scanned his ticket
and let him on board.
When something was said about flying to Moscow, he stopped a flight attendant
and said, “I’m going to Istanbul. Are y’all gonna stop there and let me off, or
what?” The flight attendant checked his ticket and HE WAS ON THE WRONG PLANE!
Thank CC they hadn’t left the gate yet.
He got off the plane and went to the correct gate, which was right next door,
and got on the plane. He said he kept asking them, “This is going to Turkey,
right? This plane is going to Istanbul?”
Oh my. If it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen to him or me.
*faespaw*
Ai dunnowz hoo iz teh stoopyyyurr in dat stowree: him oar teh peepz dat skanneded hims tikkit…hao duz dey /nawt/ nowtiss dat iz furr a difurrent plaes?
ooh dat soundz lyke sumfing da wuld happen tuu mii. iffin i had a tiket tu hawaii i wuld end up in antartika
aktchuallee, ai wanna goez tew bofe ob doze plaeses…jusst furr teh hekk obb itt..
yeah butt i nawt wanna bii paked fur da hawaii an end up in da antartika
Brrr….dat wudd bii wun obb teh werst baykayshunz ebbar!!
Kitteh’s oaner shul haz knoed that Basement Cat is riet at hoem with teh forks!!1
PLEH!
mai braen iz borked rite nao….ai takkeded teh SAT tudai….mai brayne iz nawt-sew-funktshunlol rite nao….
ooh DK im sure yuu did da great awn da SAT’z..just relax wif da hawt choklitz *handz DK a bigg mugg uf hawt choklitz an wrapz himz in warm cheezblakie*
oh…fankyoo….
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yipee….ai can haz diz soart ob treetmint wiffowt splortink?
awww DK yuu nawt have tuu splort tu git thiz treetment, enni timez yuu havin da bad day or just need da cheezblakie just say soo. Datz wat cheezpeepz are for {{{DK}}}
{{{3KM}}}
heh…adn tew maek tudai werse, wuz dat it wuz raynink, cowld, and windee–yesturrdai wuz 70, tudai wuz 45.
O.o??
Geyorgya wethurr: wen will itt ebber maek upp itz maiend upp??
ooh i knowz i libz in KY it wuz rainy an windi an kowld heer tudai tuu. Thurzdai nite i luked owt an da snow wuz kuvered wif da snow..maded mii wannna kry
ooops..da ground wuz cubber wif da snow..iz hard tu cubber snow wif snow:oops:
yoo can has owld snoez cubburred wif noo snoez….
wai didd itt maek yoo wanna crai?
Akshully, tinfoil is wut dey shood hav yoosed.
Werks everytyme.
This makes me LOL and cry: Kiiteh looks exactly like our mdm mueshka (rymes wit blue) who had to go across teh bridge 3/10. an my dad’s b-day was 3/11 he gone 2 yrs. an their annimaversay will be on 3/20. my mom passed away 1/26 almost two years to the day since my dad went. and i gots a mail from my sis disowning me just hours before my mom died. so i has a major sad.
In happier news, mai daughter took the sat today too. her pre-sat teacher tole dem to get the diet redbull. she had two (severe lack of sleep) and she said it definately works. We in CA. It was overcast and grey. we needs all youse guyses eggstra snow! pleez to send to ca mtns, klvuthxbai
{{{{{barboid}}}}} i iz sorry yoo iz habbing such a big sad, i kan sir tinly unnerstand why. many ob us comes heer an rebembers kittehs an ovver luved wuns we haz losted, an teh cheezfrenz are heer to gibbing hugs an unnerstandings. do yoo kno abowt teh princess mu meddow heer in cheezland, wher yoo kan go wif yor hart-kittehs an ovver deer wuns hoo haz goned on ahed, an let tehm owt ob yor hart an play wif tehm, tehn wen iz time to going yoo tuk tehm safely bak in yor hart till next time.
i hope yor dotter did gud on herz SAT!
yoo kan reeding abowt teh princess mu meddow heer:
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
fank yoo. I lookd the siote and i was reedng and reeding. i bukmarkeded it and follwed linkys and ebberything. {{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}}
Ohai Barboid, canawt reely giv anyfing else, but heer it iz {{{{{Barboid}}}}}. Laik dat TTI football sawng sez: “Yu’ll neber walk aloooooooooone!!!”
tank yoo. {{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}} you gises! I feels yer warm huggles werking on me alreddy.
{{{{{barboid}}}}}} U can send ur stinkysistah 2 mai stinkysistah adn teh 2 uv us kin b sistahs. Mai fokeses is gone, 2. Iz hard Bin a orfin, no matter haow old u beez.
{{{{{{{{{eubie}}}}}}}}} Yesh! pleez lets do! ware yew bee? Do Want!!!!!
Sort of like how people in Chicago use owl statues on their roofs to scare off pigeons … yet I’ve seen countless pigeons sitting on roofs right next to the owl statues, as if they’re pals.
i like ur lolcat! its funny… it made me giggle.