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iz tu korneh!
I can’t bleev my eers. Did u rly say that?
waal, ai hadz tu cob bull eet tugeddur prytteh fass…
ur voyce wuz a liddle husky
r u tryeing too butter mii up?
I cnahaz teh sawlt shakies…
kewl. ai’z popping in 2c u sune…
kormy joaks ahr poppin awl ober da plais…
gmta bdm!
Der iz a positib maize ob puns heer.
jd ftw — awsum!
Ai wish I could makes a punny joke.
Wii wall let yew pop on inn heer…
yer just smooth as………silk, on dat one.
Bwah! There is a kernel of truth in your statement.
sweet, almost creamy, wouldn’t wanna pop something untruthful…..could be kinda rough as a……rough thing.
Reelee? ai wuz finkin eet sownded silkee…
Just popping in breeflee to show awf mai noo festive hat!
Hope to bee bak laytur.
Hmmmmm. . . Ai dont see it. Can enewun see it yet?
I see it! U hasta clear ur private data. (In firefox, tools –> clear private data)
Ai see it nao! Thanks, LCB!!!
Ai feel very festive nao!
Yay! Glad u like it. Is teh vry jaunty.
Conga rats on leeding da brayd!
fankeez, bdm! conga rats 2u2 — wii haz teh *faiv* peeps inna brayde dis taim.
Skeewwz mii….. Cattails askinged mii tu git dis posted…
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KCT shud be home adn she hopes to get internet connecshuns on Munday. I was thinking it wud be fun to throw a “Welcum Hoam” partee for KCT by leaving her messages on her ICHC profile page. So weneber she gotez tu hur profile, deh messijez will b dere fur hur tu admire.
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Herez her profile address:
h t t p://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-KCTailkinker/
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She has reely appreshiated alla teh warm greetings frum everyone. Thanx for being sech gud cheezfrends!
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If u iz nawt already on KCTs frend list, u can send me (Cattails) a frend rekwest and post ur message on my profile and I’ll put it on her page for u. Thx!
Purrs,
Cattails
h t t p://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Cattails/
ai hoap ebreewun wil dew tihs, grate idea!
Thx for continuing to post this cweenmj. It will make a wunnerful sir prize for KCT on Munday!
Ai haz a kormz.
Shoplifting, u meen.
Trust me, I knoes.
Ohai LCB!!1! Yesh, yew is da besht when ett korms to burglarololizing.
Gonna go luuk at it inna lyte, mebbe?
Iz has ansured Ur queschun on deh last lol
when is U runnin awai? is U gonna see Hugh G Mannity in
deh Carybean
Saw it, an responded bak.
Ifn fings werk owt, I mebbe runnin away Easter week-end! Woo-hoo!
I wud lubs to go to teh Carry-bean, but donut knoes ifn dats in teh budjit.
I responded bak!
U has had TOO offurs?!?!
Wow, u is teh smart gurl! I iz prowd to kno u.
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fankie an I iz proud of Uz, U iz tuff an strong
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**digs toe in durt** I nawt awl dat strong, at leest nawt awl teh tyem.
*whispurrs* No wun iz awl da thyme… dats whai wii haz frens!
no but U iz when it matters.
Dats cuz I has frenz who iz fulla WIN AN AWSUM, lyk u guies.
I nebber wudda maded it frew teh last yeer an a half if it nawt bein foar my cheezyfrenz.
I has corms
muss beeing teh paynfull furr teh pawz…
but demz is delishus an nootrishus
I like myne wid lime and cayenne an salt
or wid buttah
Ai haz a wief an chilluns 2 feed
Save sum foar teh bebbehs, den!
Skwirlol be luukin a liddlol chunkee.
Dey yooshully do – teh wuns rownd heer aer berry big – dey sit awn teh roof uv mai garij an tell me dat teh skwirrl feedur iz emtee.
Wen teh feedur is emptee, duz dey call u oar jes yell?
Tehy maek plakkards an hole tehm oop – we has berree inn telly junt skrls in TTI!
Lyk deys awn stryke oar sumfin?
**gigglols at mental pikshur of skwirlols marchin arown in cirklols, holdin sines up**
az lawng az tehys nawt marchin wif pichforks an torches weer otay
Mine sit awn teh fence post an chikkerchikkerskreechskreech showin teir displeshure if teh bird feed is gorn.
Hazek stalks tehm,but ushully runs hedfirst into the trampleen post..feels like a erfqwake wen taht happins
Yoo iz abyoosin dat kitteh, I swares!
Ambercat, plz to be steelin Hazel foar me. I will den pay yoo teh munnies to send hur to me.
Hmmmmm…..*wayches Hazel have nip induced munchfest,tehn return to sparkly deluxe nip infused scratchpost an ball…..
abyoosed…..Hmmmmm….
after habbin been enskonced on a Laura Ashley bedspread cuddled up to a floofy pillow awl day……wiv…FLOOFY GRAIL BELLEH INNA AIR
Snorgled it ai did. Lots ob times. Sang songs to me seh did. Kissed mah fayce seh did.Paddled mah skwishy bits seh did. LUBS her Mommeh seh duz.
STN. :rasp:
Lies, awl lies.
Wunner wut Fern wud say abowt awl dis.
Seh sed gimme awl teh sammin an a big bol ob creem plzkthnksbai
An will yu pai fur the kyropraktor to fiks mai bak afteh Ai has borked it pikkin teh heffalump kitteh oop?!
**calls trabel ajint**
Ohai, I needs to arranj trip to TTI. Yesh, diz is bizness. I needs to go
steelreskew a kitteh….see abub messij…..
Hazel sends yoo a giunt belleh snorgul.Awl sawft an floofy wiv new fur grwed bak
Tikkles frum growed bak wiskers an a singsingpurrrrrpurrrrrrr
budderfly kissesawn yor chekes
seh ♥ rhsb
Awww…..I miss heerin purrs….
Lessee….my ultimit kitteh colleckshun wud be: Ur Hazel, Eeck’s Nikita, 3km’s Pookie, UK’s calikoes….who eles?
Mebbe my bakayshun needs to be a KITTEH SNATCHIN wun!
*puts feerce gard kittehs at awl teh doors an winders*
Rhsb, yu stawp it rite naow. yu wil nawt be grabing mai grankit at ho tm. b siedz yur mawmaw wunt let yu kepe it if yu du. nawo yu jus seddul down nd b habe yurslef.
**powts**
*whispurrs* iffn yew korms tew Minnesnowta, ai wall let yew snorble wif Buddy. Yew can onlee abducks him iffn yew takes meh anna boifrend wif yew doh.
Just yu dont be rowling yur eyez,yung wumin.
2_k haz teh corns, annipuss haz teh chilblains? payj dr. tinycat… dr. tinycat tu teh lolfred stat!
Leeza! Stawp him!
Who u fink tolded him to do dat?
Ohai, BDM! Howz lyf in Minnysnowda?
Ohai RHSB *schmoo* Hao yew iz?
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Lyf heer beh the pretty gud! Stewpy coordinator messed wif meh wuns tew oftne, an mah supervisor, whew beh gud personal frend ub da dean, is awn tew him, aifinkso, aihopesew! Boifren is back frum TN, and mah stoo dent teechifyin is goin da berry gud. Ai just kormpleeted week 5 onna 12 week teechifyin.
HOORAH!! WTG, BDM!!!! I haz de egg sited fur u!
Fangs, POC! Ai haz teh egg sigted fur meh, tew!
I has happitayle foar u, my heero!
I tuuk day awf werk yesterday, tryin to get my name chanjed bak to mayden nayme, but stoopy burrokratik red taype nawt let me do it awl in wun day. Howebber, it wuz teh nyse to be nawt at werks.
I has a beeg egg-sited. I mite gets to run away from hoam foar a few days next munf! Sum dee-tayles still has to be werked owt, but I shud kno foar gud ifn I gets to by dis Monday.
Conga rats, mah fren… ai hopes yew has dee opera tuna tee tew gets awai fur a bit.
*crosses finger and toes and eyes anna…*
Ohai red! Itz rilly nise heer todai! Fitty digrees and sunshien. Wii needed dis, rite BDM?
It iz uglee an rainee heer 2day. Teh temps iz abov freezin an iz nawt snowin, so I’m nawt complaynin too mutch.
I still wants teh 60-70 degree stuffs wii had Toosday, tho.
Dis beh da nawt sekond dai dat eet beh inna 50s dis yeer, aifinkso…
**shibburs**
I nawt lyk teh cold, an it seems lyk dis Winter has lasted elebenty munfs!
*nodsnodsnods* been a LAWNG winter… glad itz awlmost ober!
Do u PRAWMISS iz almoast ober?
Iz awlmost ober… cant beh moar than annuder tew, free munfs at moast.
TWO OAR FREE MUNFS?!?!?
**crawls unner bed**
Lemme kno wen its ober.
*laffin and laffin and laffin*
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Ai beh teezin yew! Ai shur hoaps eetz ober in a week week week or tew.
*laffs and laffs and laffs*
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Ai iz just teezin yew… hoapfullee onlee a few maor week week weeks!
I ar so tired of dressing in layers
I wans to show off mah arms
an warez cute sandlols
I nawt wanna show awf ennyfing. (Neethur duz ennywun eles want me to show ennyfing.) BUTT, I wanna be ablol to open teh car winders an feel teh warm air. I also wanna open teh winders in teh howse an gets sum FRESH air!
I wanna ware my purty warm-wevver clothes.
Teh growndhog’z 6 weeks aer up awn Mundai! So praps fingz wull get beddur den!
Iz in mini-apples. And yew?
just a bit norf inna New Bryton/Mounds Biew area…
Ooh, wii iz prack-ticklee naybors! Pleestameetcha!
*extends floofy paw tew shaek wif BDM*
Pleezd tew beh meetin yew, alsew! *shakes fockses floofy paw wif her own floofy paw*
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Ai haz nawt been round as mush as ai wish ai cud beh… stew dent teechifyi8n is is takin up lawts an lawts ub thymes… an ai shud be werking eben nao butt (hehehe) ai is bean nawty an plai en heer.
**luuks at BDM wif shocky fais**
YOO? Bein nawty? Shirley nawt….
Hrmmm… ai re pliid tew dis wif mah naim chnaged tew nawt shirley, butt (hehehehe) WP nommed mah kommint.
Ohai, yu can go seez mai bruvvur in law in Richfield? Heez a silly owld man abowt 84 yeerz owld, def nd skatur brane. Gawt rund intu bai car nu yeearz but zi owt ub horsptl nd feline beddur.
Ai cud dew dat… Richfield nawt dat far. Nawt shur he wud unnerstand “Cheezmeet” doh…
Defnutlee nawt. He did taiked me tu minashur dawlhaows stoar wen ai wuz dere. he wuz so sprized der wuz suxh a fing.
Oh noes! He be steelin my corms!
U kins grow more on ur tows, yesh? Isn taht werhe peeps gorwz teh korns? I r citee grrl sew I nawt noes tehse fingies.
Sillee, POC!
I has nebber growed TOWS corms, but teh kinda corms I has growed iz growed awn teh EERS!
*swing* wheeee! *nom*
*swing* wheeee! *nom*
*swing* wheeee! *nom*
*gibs BF a jentull push onna twee swing*
An foar teh lubs of CC, PUT SUM UNNERWARES AWN!
Teh skwirrl’s bin debrifed!!!
Dey is eben adbertizin unnerpants awn dis websyt!
I knoes. Dats why I sed dat.
Teh nawt-sekkund tyem I saw it, I ROLFMAO.
yesh, wii was bof crossin owr legs tryin nawt to make a mess whyle wii was laffin sew hard, as ai recawl…
No, donut fink dat wuz me, altho it duz sown lyk sumfin I wud be doin.
Frenz, I has kweshtun:
I has wun of dem liddlol “thumb drive” thingees an it fell outta my purse an in2 a wadder puddlol erlyur 2day!
I picked it up an shook it, plus tryed to blow teh wadder owt of it, an it seems to be dry now.
Izzit okay? **hur asks, wif wurried luuk awn hur fayse**
wahl, doan noes abowt fumbdrives an wadder, but i washed an tumblol dries a DS game an it werked…Phew!! Enraged Pokemon depryved Boichik? DO NOT WANT!!
Hope it works,rhsb.
Me too.
My secksee lub storee dat I’m ritin iz awn dere.
I wud wayt 24 hours b4 using it…just to be sure.
why wait, is it for the “story” to become………..ripe?
or is it fear of getting a cramp?
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somewhere, or the other.
**note to self; has karacters eet banananananas an tayk lotsa bitamin E**
Dere wuz sumfin in mai papur teh uvver dai – iffn u drop ur cellfone in wadder, affer u drie teh werst uf teh wadder off, put it in a jar wiv sum raw rice to draw teh ress uv teh damp owt.
does I has to clutch mah invisblol pearls while reading deh storee?
I donut fink eben dat wud halp!
testing
is it Mt McKinley?!
42?
an fanks fur awl de fishies….
180!!!!!!!!!!!
Pi?
Ishkabibble!
no it is e
E = MC skwared
Teh ansr is… D- Green
in teh gardin wiv a hoespiep.
Iz meant dis e, base of deh natural algorithm
e = 2.71828183
Donut ya HATE it wen u gibs urself a eerwurm?
Mien is currentlee, “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego”.
**grumblol grumblol**
Ahh…chubby squirrel…do love.
yeh, squirrel trying to drink dubble fisted (pawed?), alas…….corn-likker is a trifle young.
Yay, iz my picture of a skwerlol in my yard! I feed em, butt ai maek em werk for it. They seem to get plenty to eet, they are a bit chunky…
Iz Classic… muzt pwint out
“Yes honey. I’m finally taking down the Christmas ornaments, so stop whinning already.”
The pigeons are saying:
“Skwirel putting up decorashunz?”
“Christmas starts erleer eech yeer.”
SQUIRRELOCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!1111!!1111!!!!
Wonderfully well executed blog