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will gib hedache
Mite be spiraea tree. wil kyur hedake cuz it can has sumfing liek asprin.( Ai finkso datz da wun)
Extract of teh bark uf teh Willow tree (Salix Alba) contains salicylic acid witch is similar tew asprin in its action.
ingerlish translolator on:
The Greek physician Hippocrates wrote in the 5th century BC about a bitter powder extracted from willow bark that could ease aches and pains and reduce fevers. This remedy was also mentioned in texts from ancient Sumer, Lebanon, and Assyria. The Cherokee and other Native Americans used an infusion of the bark for fever and other medicinal purposes for centuries.[5] The medicinal part of the plant is the inner bark and was used as a pain reliever for a variety of ailments. The Reverend Edward (Edmund) Stone, a vicar from Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, England, noted in 1763 that the bark of the willow was effective in reducing a fever.[6]
Cited from Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salicylic_acid
Yes, I remember when Dr. Quinn learned this from the local native American people.
ai alreaddy has *heddesk*
Gonga rats to teh wulf!
Woofs = WIN!
Ai ageez! Onlee wai dis better iz if kitteh’z name “George!”
wach owt fore dat *thunk* tree!
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ok wut do this mean???
Iz a sooper-syze hed-desk, aifinkso.
quite!!
hey, does dat pikshur show up? An, issit clebber? 0:)
AAAA it diddnt werk. hao I do it…
It’s a section of a tree!!! Teh bark luks a bit birch-ee to mee.
haha! neet! ai had to blurz mai eyez a bit, but ai seez it!
*hedbonk* conga ratz, wulfie!!!
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*testing, testing…* iz mai abbatar showeing?
tryeing abattoir agein… (ai resyzed teh pikshur)…
shute. nawt wurkung!
tryeing nu kitteh pik — iz teh scrappy, meh dottr’z mainly coone kitteh…
*las trai* fur nao. iz tu fruts… furrust… payn inna tayl…
shute agen. ennyhao, ai gots teh nu pics in “mai pics.” scrappy bii teh mainly coon adn angel bii teh ocicat.
okeh. iz *lastest* las tyme.
Moarning Calicocoa!
ai had trublols tu – butt (snickr) ai tukked away de ICHC-cukkies
an emptied de cache (all dis in tools i firefox) an voila – it wurked
when ai restarted de firefox!
ai habbunt seen ur abatar for weeks – is all black…
remove de cookies froam IEksploader tu…
ai tukked away mine.canhascheesburger-cookies
and all de files called grabatar… that way ai can see all de otter
nu abatars tu…
nawt wanna pile on yer trubbas deer Calicocoa but der is no eezy wey to see yer pix cause yer bloo name takes me (us?) to a yahoo search sreen an nawt to yer profile.
Do you think it is better this – what we just did – way? Or the “Matt” as – was it GP? – suggested.
Matt
Den go drink sumfin
O, silly me. I was applying a kitteh hed to my trunk.
Did it wurk?
probly, wuz hiz hed-on teh trunk …
Nope. Trunk is still locked. And *wobbly lip, leeky eyes* I leaved a ice creem cone in there! Waaaaaaah!
Wen wuz that?
Um, college. Back in teh 1900s. Why?
wow, taht anti-wrinklol kreme reelee werks!
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
Well — if u still haz teh snow owtsied, ur ice creem cone mite be teh ok. If u haz teh warm wevver, u mite nao haz teh creem soop cone, aifinkso.
Yew wontz i screem coen LCB?
*nods*
Yew wanna i screem coen wib teh waffil coen, teh shinee choklit i screem, teh shinee sprinklols and cherees on teh topp?
**wavez wing fewyeeuslee** Oooh Oooh! Icanhasiscreemcoen tu? **big sad eyes** Shinee choklit, do nawt want. Jist i screem. Mebbeh sum whipee creem. Mebbeh cherree. Mebbeh two cherees. Pleez?
Yew shure kan parrothead. wib extree cherees, choklit sprinklols nd extree whippee creem (thx to teh skwirrils)
teh sqwirrls mak da wippee creem?
*bites tunge and heds to NB*
Yis. Tehy is speshul skwirrils. Aifinkso skwirrilgirl traynd tehm.
oh deer. trained tehm to dew whut eggsactlee???
make wippee kreem, run rases, run teh pi stall, eskort me awai frum teh pi stall, annoi teh wizzerds, halp igor in teh lab, an kaws kwantum fizzicks (altho, ime nawt shure abowt teh last wun, taht may hav ben teh otters).
This cleerlee sumthing wee need to find an put awn ICHC Lore and Legend! Ai think it happened ariund teh taim we ad teh first rayce (May 08). Fur sum reeson we needed lots ov whippee creem, so skwirrlgrrrl put her littlol skwirrls to werk.
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Ai THINK tehy do it wif their tayles!
But… but… they ware harenets on those tails, right?
RIGHT?
N deyz nookleeur swirrlolz, tew, ifn I memburz kreklee
(oar nookyuller ifn U tawk liek Dubya)
N harenetz b goein awn teh bunnehz, I finksew…
So they wares teh teeny-tiny hazmat suits, right?
Hazmat?
Wat duzzat sai bowt da wippee kreem deyz maykin?
Volumes. *nods*
No, they volumize teh whippy cream wif thair little feets.
Teh claws on teh fast moving feetsies whip that cream fastfastfast
So they wares, uh, footnets on those footses, right? RIGHT?
are mai eyes deseeeeving me?? duz ai see AAAAAAHS on hyer!!???!!! OMG, wair yew been???
U reelee need tu b heer moar jamamama!! Aahz came bak a cuppla dayz a go. Him haz had a severe case uv RLS.
sheesh………ai onleeee has sew mini tymes
Just messing wif u, gurl…. Aint it grate tu haz him bak??
ai noes n ai jus messin back!! ai kinda scanned tew see who wuz playin and i went to go to profyle an den “waaaaaaait a minit….did ai see wut ai thot??” LOL
Hang on, i git u sumfin….brb
Aifink teh nookleeur swirrlolz runz reely reely fast inna wheelee fing wich iz prolly attacht 2 sumfing wich wippees teh creem, sew noe sanitaree ishuus. And OHAI AAHZ! Hao haz u bin?
he kame bak on deh If wii had thumbz LOL”
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adn den he had a klassic Aahz wun liner!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaah wunderful!! fanks cween, dats more like it!!
Well, I finkso, i hed fur bed….. I haz ben habbing deh hed kode awl week and adn needz mai sleepz. Kan’t go play wif deh liddlol boi if i b sik…. Hope tu b feline bedder bai Munday…. I missez mai play datez! Nite awlz!
{{{cheezpeepz}}}
nite nite!! schmooo
Fankees kimkiwi! **nom nom nom** Waytaminnit, skwirril whippee creem? Dis iz sayfe?
Better safes than sorries.
*puts safety helmet and knee and elblow pads on parro thead*
ofankees lolcatbur glar! Hay, wut abowt gluvs and rist bandz? **noms whippee creem**
Iz purrficklee saef. Teh skwirrils iz ower frenz too.
Not taht we haz skwirrils in nooziland. Or rakoons. Or skunkies. Or nuffin sept possims ob teh non-choklit tyep.
OT, duz ennywun wanna noes hao to rilly maek Caturdae egsiting? Ai jist twimmed Buddy’s pointy endz cos tehy woz teh sharrrp!
Neerly stoppt bleedink.
ohai!
why is mah ears burning?
Kos teh fyremenz not turnd up tew put tehm owt?
1900? Yew wants differnt cone. Trust me.
LCB iz a Senturion?? hoo’da thunk it??
LCB is a CYLON?!!
Butt berry well purzurbed, aifinkso.
Wif Only Wun I??
LCB is a PYLON?
Dat wud meen hers orinj!
(and poysun)
I is made of NYLON?
Ooh, ooh – I haz an idear. Yew cud paynt teh pylon, wiff KRYLON!
Yew is eejipshun and libs bai teh NILE?
Yes, and it is teh hot. What’s teh status on that ice creem cone?
Here it iz.
Nao yew haz i screem, duz yew haz SMILE?
icee creme! inna CONE????
*bounces up and down wif eggsitemint*
i can has sum??? pweeeese??
:sadpitifulfayce:
n a waffil coen. choklit i screem wib whippeecreem, sprinklols and cherees.
enjoy.
SCHMOOO tew yew kimkiwi!
tankq for teh icee creem wif waffil coen!
:slurp slurp slurp slurp:
:sits down wif icee creem on nose and paws:
ai has a happitayle!
Iffin yew wont sumfink a bit moar nootrishus, ai kin maeks yew teh froot salid, wib mangoe, pineaplol, peechis, abrikots nd laichis.
Ai can has kiwi froot inna salid? Ohai, Kimkiwi!
Yew shure kin has teh kiwi froot, catsablance. at leest yew diddint arsk fore teh kiwis in teh salid – tehy is byrds, not froots.
Noeing teh diffrunce iz 1 ov teh cryteariuh fur beingz an honaree Noozilander, aifinkso. Tahtz wy Ai iz wun!
Tahts riet. Ai orlwaes giglols wehn peeps tork abowt puttink kiwi in tehir froot salad. Iz wurser wehn tehy sae slyced kiwis.
cheezez twice it’s a LYLON!!
*heddesk*
Get in teh Carvel store!
Snerk
Aifinkso nylon iz teh gud an useful, byootful an stretches well, an compleetly washablol wif no wrinklols!
dats not sew bad thees dais! ai can see LCB as a ’six’.
*nods hed*
Six whuts?
‘Number six’ on teh new battolstar galactica. she’s a sexy cylon who gets to wear great dresses and kick butt.
Oooh! WANT TO BE THAT!
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gotta got home exermasize now.
sigh. aye keep telling myself its gud for me…
ooh dots!!!
schmoo to yew all!
*kicks gammacat’s butt vry gently*
‘nite!
Heerz pikshurs ov teh Six fur u, LCB!
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0008086/mediaindex
Hurs a 10, at leest.
Butt wiffowt teh braids, aifinkso. Aihopeso.
I has teh bebbehfine hairs. Teh braids would require someone to use sooper-dooper magnifying glasses and fine-gauge instruments.
Betcha dose ladees in Jamaykuh cud du it. Dey du teh braidz, liturlee, in minnits. Yu mite nawt hab a scalp left, doh. Wutchu need scalp fur, eneewai, mon?
Dis iz mai “let it be tree”
Rose Is Rose ref FTW!
Teh kitteh in tihs komik strip is wun of mah favrits!
Peekaboo!
Kitteh iz tree nudger…
snerk
Hed Bonk!!1!
yer doin it rite!
Trunk Bonk!
Yay! we can has a macrame. we nedez tu go shawp fur da stain padrikz dai sumfingz .Kum alawng wif me , dans, nd prans wif da ratz alawng da wai.
Grate idea. Green…
Luks liek my Ketteh Stormy…
A slow careful yet inexeraboble application ob forces and ebben the biggest tree muss yeild to de kitteh. Dis is de ZenKat!
an den yew mus kut daon teh tallest tree in teh forrest WIF…… A ……HERRING!!!!
Ni!
I has awreddy been frew muh heering, I gawt orf scott free, I splained to de judge dat it wuzzn’t statutory rape cause de statue an I were engaged.
oh, herring. um… nemme mynd.
Yu wuz engaged tu a herring?
ohai PH, i finks yew mite be heerink but yer nawt listenink
*faysepaw*
:trudge awf tew teh NB:
SNERK!!!!!
Nyse tew meet yew, wolfie! We iz disstent cuzzins, aifinkso. Teh focks and teh wulf.
aifinso yewr rite
well speaking ub teh fokses has tew clolr up by teh fyrefox place, is dat tyme tew sleep
:8O:
I laughed so hard I almost spit food out of my mouth. XD
Nap Attack den crashes whilst walkin … sorri storee fur purr kitteh wif da “sleepz ap knee a” … curses him to fallz asleepz at eeny tyme.
Dat beh Nark o lepsee (er, Barkolepsee), aifinkso.
Acshully bofe. Nark o’Leptix can fall asleep sudnly wifout feline sleepy befoar it happnz. Sleepz ap knee ix get all sleepy inna daytym ‘caus not sleepin good inna nyte but also sometimez conk off to sleep wifout much warnin too–can be tricksy to sort em out.
Elee fant kitteh must nok ober da twee to getz to da joocee leefs at da topz!!!
Kitteh wonts to step egsacklee wheer twee iz. CUD step eever sied butt (sniker) twee wud win. So twee must diie.
izza norf goin kittehzax? ore a souf goin zax?
Snerk! Gud 1, KK!
Sorree to tell you, pritty bloo kitteh, but by teh time yu pushes tree ovah, teh birdie will fly away.
Ack! We fergot tew gib conga-rats-shewlayces to wolfie fer teh nawt sekkund!
Kitteh tryed to nok sum sens into himself, but teh xperimunt failed mizerblee…
FTW!
Liddill Behbee Tree
maykz ekksellent Hedd Skratchurr
wenz no Hewminz neer
Ekksploarurr Kitteh
trabbils lawng distunssez 4
himz Creechurr Cumfortz
Liddill Behbee Tree
awllso maykz wundurfull poast
2 shawrpenz himz clawz
Jack.
*clappity clappity pawz*
And fashun sens kitteh chooses tree wut matches teh furz!
Gud pome as alwaies Jack —
mebbe not so gud for littul bebbeh tree, tho.
Tree huggin. Ur doin it rong.
Dis rong way
to get noo baseball bat
Butt yew kin hit purdy hard wiffa larj bransh, aifinkso!
Gudnite cheezpeeps! Ai sea yew tamarraw, aifinsko!
it shuld b : hed on, apply directly to da tree
HAHAHAHA Funneh az hail! Mah kitteh yuused ta du dat. Well. . .naught ta treez. Jus anyfing und evrythng.
Aifinksotuu TiZZ… mai kitteh doeses dat tuus. Awl teh tymes!!! Iz a KYOOT doh!!!
hey i love this pick it is AWSOME!
i am at a sleepover with my friends
and they LOVED the pics
i cant waaaaaaiiiittttt to see
the next one!
i am looking right now and wating
canwt wait andi will type back later
to see the more pics
BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYBEYBEYBEBYEBYE
i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I iz not amused by caption
anyone else notice the tree dose not have a shadow?
nice try but you have got to remember to pay attention to detail.
Dis kitteh habs big lubs fer dis tree, Ahfinkso!
Why…*klonk*
did…*klonk*
ai…*klonk*
tell…*klonk*
goggie…*klonk*
ai…*klonk*
wuld…*klonk*
guard…*klonk*
tree…*klonk*
while…*klonk*
he…*klonk*
chases…*klonk*
dat…*klonk*
car…*klonk*
kuz yu iz sekritlee hoping that teh goggie will nawt kum bak?
ore kuz yu has teh memry uv a goldfishee an duz nawt remember wut happend last taim yu tryed yoosing sarkasm wif teh goggie?
Goggie’s no unnerstands sarcasm? Really?
*Razzin Frazzin @$&#!*
Stoopy goggie and hiz sooper glue.
TreeOn – Apply directly to the forehead
TreeOn – Apply directly to the forehead
TreeOn – Apply directly to the fore…
*teh sound of uh gunshot is heard*
Testy
Annoying Commercial
Another testy
Cahn u taik cair uv teh sham-wow gui nex pleez?
*Drops mentos intew Vince’s cola befoar he wypes it awp*
*The shamwow swells tew enoarmus proporshuns befoar…*
*BOOM*
Wow! Lookit heem goe!!! Teh furst shamwow guy in space!!!
oooooooh, ahhhhhh luuk at teh pritty cullers!
Houston? We have uh…uh…solution akshullee.
is only thing in areea
to deal wif my itchy foarhed
Nock awn wud, kittehs dewin it owchie
Iffn tree wuz turned intew uh newzpapur wuld it be the Knock Tree Times?
*snerk*
♫ knock tree tymes
awn teh ceelin if u wan meh ♫
aaargh, u maid meh giv maiseff a eerwurm!
HI im new and have no idea what im doing
Ohai tinkerbell an welkum!!
Ai hearbye markz dis twee az MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine mine!!!!!
Yu noe can haz!
awww, cahnt ai haz jus a peece uv bark? How bowt a leef, jus wun liddle leef? a twig? noe? *powts* hmph! ai dint wan ur stinkee ol tree aneewai, sew dere!
Stiks tung owt at BF! BOOP awn teh noze an runsawaywivakwikness…
skamperskamper affer AC, BOOP! pranses awai gigglin an waives gud nyte.
Gud nyte fwend! Sleepz tyte.
dis mah tree
OMG this looks JUST LIKE my kitty! It even has the stripey tail, high cheek bones, and the hangy belly! So cute!
maybe all 3 of our cats are long lost siblings!!!
Headache solutoin.
DIS MY KITTY BUDDY!!!! <3 <3
lookz jus like him anywayz…
iz that hangover?
OMG lawlz! Diz iz tewtally stwange vehry! Dat iz won luccky kiti! Mie kiti iz not alloud to goez outsidez!
LOL SOOOOOOO CUTE!
Uh oh… Hiz hed on bark… dat meens barking goggies are cumin!! bark= barking goggie.. Ermm.. I dunno wat else to say so I just randomly say sumthing