…..and I have extensive experience writing
…..and I have extensive experience writing *computer code*, including, but not limited to: OIC, BTW, BRB, IMHO, LMAO, ROFL, TTYL….
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ai can haz em ploi mint?
If nawt, den mebbe sum cat mint?
oooh kitteh treeets!
Oar at leeft sum enner-tain-mint.
Conga-ratz tu awl teh kwik-fingured peeps!
Dis kitteh has sumfin to offer in exchange – excra-mint
ewww
2nd-ed!
Lotzo catmint, GSOML!
’scuze me, but what does GSOML mean?
kthxbai
Ohai, {{{{{Lord Aahz}}}}}, nawt be seing yu in menny wilez. We bin habbing tu hab sum menny substitoot bartendurz . sum ar lurning .
Conga ratz jk2k! Watcha gunna haz 4 sillybrayshunz?
aifink ai’ll hab a margeeuhreetuh! letz maek a hoel pichur foar awl teh cheezpeeps!
Nys choys! Kummin rite up!
*pourpourpour*
*adds ice*
*blendblendblend*
*hums to self*
♪♫♪♫…But derez buze inna blindur
N sune it’ll rendur
Dat froazin kunkoxyun dat halpz me hayng awn…♪♫♪♫
margaritaville FTW
I hazent herd dat in a whil
oh btw we haznet met idoanfinkso
i iz argarwaendaedraug foar short most call meh wulfie
iz nice teh meat yew ifinkso
my name iz elvish an meanz bloodstained shado wolf, dats it ifinkso
Ohai agar… uh, wulfie! Pleezd ta meetcha!
Mai naymz nawt Elvish, but mai kitteh’s naym is — herz naym is Mithril, cuz herz furz b “shynee gray”
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I yoosta b noein da Elvish beddurer, but naow nawtsewmuch…
ai doesnt know so much,bu ai haz a reference book
‘Bowt awl I steel b noein bai memree b da Ring inskr… inscrip… ritin, n da ritin awn da dorez of Moria.
O, n da spell Gandalf tryd 2 yooz onna dorez…
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Annon Edhellen, edro hi ammen!
Fennas Nogothrim, lasto beth lammen!
did yew eber read teh Silmarillion??
Nebber finishted it… gotted kynda borin…
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But we studeeded “Fellowship” n hy skewl Ingerlish klass! Watt funz!
its weird not maeny ub mah peepz haz finished eat, ai found eat good, but when ai starte the book report on eat, ai waz ritng eat in tolkien language!!!!
kewl!
ai doant fink my grammar teacher woulda thought so…
haz yu ebber slipped intu LOL tawlk onna paper..i do it at wurkz lately
nawt on papurs no, but ocashunally ai do eat when talking or on teh facebook, really anois mah cousin, she calls meh a dork because ub eat, eben th=ough she reads teh lols…
I c yew ikkle cuz.
UR GRAMMAR IZ ATROSHUS!!!!
:p
mii neese towld mii da misspellinkz “bugged” her..shii no fun
ai gets strang looks at teh higher skool cuz at tymez ai throa teh lol axent into mah spech, can only do dat on a few words tough,i haz introduced a friend to teh lolz, she haz been lurking on the comments ai know, haznt emerged from teh shadows yet…
Yeff – ai red it awl, but lawng ago. Mai fabrit is teh furst buk, Ainulindale. Ai fink teh idea ob deskrybing creation via song is inspyrd adn inspyring. Adn teh uver buks in it filld in teh historee beri nyslee – ai remember teh storee abowt Numinor wuz beri inneresting tu. Mai fabrit lyn frum dat wun was sumfin lyk “Fur 500 yeers awl was peesful, den wun day…”
mai faborite storie in it was teh wun ub Beren One-hand, and Tinuviel (Luthien) daughter of Thingol for the dared defy Morgoth
ai actually got mai name frum teh back ub the book, had elvish words init, and agarwaen was used by Turin, whe he was trying to hide form his fate…
long kitteh iz looooooooooooooooong, an so iz dis comm mint chain
Congrats, jk2k, u leed teh macrame!
fanks, iz tyme foar teh tybootik!
ai haz niid uv sum griin finks foar teh saynt patti dai!
* hanz jk2k teh griin eggs an hamz *
Heer iz sposed tu be awn speshul at Noms next week, aifinkso. Ai fink dis wun falled awf teh deliberee truk.
Conga rats jk2kitteh! Dansees and drinkees fur yu!
I knoes lolcode (http://lolcode.com)
ON CATURDAY
IM IN YR BED
I IZ SLEEPIN!!10
VISIBLE “Z!”
KTHX
KTHXBYE
Kitteh resume — doin grate, akshullee
can’t brayne todai, awl I can sai is
SKWEEEEE! kyooot silver kitteh!
Yeh, dem silver klassik tabbeez b reelee pirtee! I yoosta can haz uh silver klassik tabby Skottish Foald — dere wuzza kyoot kitteh!!
Ifn u still has, u mite wanna hide him/hur frum turtlol. Hur has teh week week weekness foar teh foldeez.
Mai XYL gotted da foaldee…
Herz gotted 3 uv da 4 kittehs, but I gotte bowf uv da kidlets n Mithril…
O hey – dew U fink turtlol mite b up 2 swypin da foaldie frum herz sew I kin gitz herz bak?
Hur mite swype teh foldee, but gettin it frum HUR gonna be teh trik.
Oops — make that my “ex-XYL” — herz nawt bein wif me noe moar…
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Fank gudniss 4 dat…
Wut iz XYL?
xtra young lady???
was a guess, hasnt yewsed teh cb ok!!
sheesh
Iz K wulfie — derez lawtsa ppl hoo askez me da saym kweschun alla tym
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I gess it shoaz dat I b gittin uh liddul tew oald maisef… *sigh*
mah dad does use a cb on big rade trips so ai knowz how dey work but has neber used wun
XYL = eX-Young Lady (that is, wife)
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Iz oald CB n ham raydeeow tawk…
Dats nyse yoo call hur “young lady” insted of “teh old laydee”.
Iz a pet peev of mien wen guies cawl dere wimmens “teh old laydee”.
Mai XYL naow, herz LUKZ liek herz iz 10 yeerz yunger dan herz iz. Win we wuz daytin, herz pullded uh joak awn me. Herz kunvinsted me dat herz REELEE WUZ 10 yeerz yunger! I fynullee gotted herz dryvurz lysinz owt n fownd owt herz wuz pullin mai leg!
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Mai dotter sed herz lukz liek uh teenayjer! Awlsew, herz gotted carded uh kupla weakz agoe win herz wuz byin sum wyn, but herz frind hoo wuz wif herz didn’t, and deyz da saym ayj!
Otay, well ai hatez hur.
ewpz — mebbe I shoodna sed nuffin …
No no, ai wuz jist kiddin. Ai’m habbin ayge ishyews. Ai’m shore hurz berry nyce, wif hur yung unwrinkloled fayce.
Yeh, herz berree nys. I shore U b jess az nys, tew — U seam berree nys frum watt I kin tayl frum ur kawmintz
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Whale, evvyboddee, I gotta goez — I gotta stawp bai da stoar n gitz herz sum meddysin 2 halp may herz tummy stawp hertin.
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C yawl L8R!! Habba grate weak-ind!
Bai Aahz! Wuz sew nyce tu meeting yu! Sea yew laydur!
Parrothead, u iz teh byootiful!
{{rhsb}} Ai iz jist feelin old, teh liddlol boi neggst door, hoo moobed in when he wuz free yeers old, turned 21 todai. He cayme obur to git hiz card, an himz going tu teh bar.
oooh i hatez dat feelin win da little kidlettz growz up..makez yu reelize lotsa time haz passed
ai haz teh feeling dat ai wil get dat earlie, my niece eaz only bout sixtten years younger dan meh, watchin her grow up will make meh feel like
much to young to feel this darn old
Gibz me a sad, witsh ai alreddee kinda had cuz mai dotter is getting redee tu go tu kollidge. An aifinkso ai wuz plannin tu git rid ov teh huzbing wen hur goes tu kollidge. Nawt dat ai want anodder huzbing (an nun cud be odder dan dis wun), EBUR, butt (hehe) ai mite wanna, um, hang owt okkashunallee.
{{agarwaendaedraug}}
{{parrothead}}
sad fing iz ai iz only bout sixteen!!
so ai noz yew guyz mite have a bit moar tew complain bout…
nawt tu worri wulfi yuz haz plenti tu complain about sune enuff injoy while yu kan
Ai’s anuvvur wun ob teh ‘habbin ayge ishyews’ klub. Moaslee, ai jus trai-in tu hang awn til gardnin seesun reely starts – wen ai bees gardnin, ai’s yung an byootimus an happee awl teh thyme. Halps lawts dat ders noe mirrurs in moast gardins, ob cors. Ai jus cant maek sens dat mai lubli 18-yeer-owld sefl has tu lib inna frumpee middel-ayjid bawdee. Hmph! Ai fink ai gonna eet a hoel cheezcaek – dat yoosyoollee chears mii up. Wud enneewun els liek a slies oar elebentee? ai’s hassin punkin cheezcaek, butt (*!*) ai kin maek dem ennee flavurs yu liek.
Ex-yung ladee (nawt yung ladee no mores cuz got marriid). Ex-XYL beez 4mer wife.
An bariuss uvver minishulz
I can haz job?
GMTA!
*gigglol* Yerz wuz moar kreeaytivlee worded tho, aifinkso.
WELCUM BAK!!! wuz yur bakashion wunndermous?
Fankies! Yup — vacayshun wuz wunndurmuss! We gotted hoam layte on Wenzday nite but ai haz bin too layzee to get on teh pyooter muchlee. Itz nice to be bak in Cheezland.
{{{{nightshayde}}}} Welkome bak! Ai missdid yu!
{{{{parrothead}}}} Fankies!
Iz nice tu haz yu bak, we misst yu! {{{{{NS}}}}}
{{{{{PK}}}}} Fankies! Hao goez teh skool?
Welcumz bak.
haz sum pi?
*offurs teh NS teh fresh mudpi *
*luuks askance at teh mudpi*
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Iz dis mayd wif reel mud, or izzit choklit?
Iz reel mud ub cors. Choklitt is poyzun tu teh trollz.
Um… fanks, but no fanks. Ai iz tryin to cut down on teh mud…
O hai, NS! I is teh vry glad to see u! Whut did u bring me from ur vacation? Huh? Huh?
Ai brotted u hugs {{{{{LCB}}}}} — an ai thotted uv u wen ai wuz away. Rillee — ai did!
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*sprinklols pixie dust awl ober Cheezland*
{{nightshayde}} gud tew hab yew back! how was teh magik kingdom?
Teh Majik Kingdum wuz majikul! We had teh rillee gud wevver – warm & nawt hyoomid. No rain. It wuz rillee niec!
Well, ok. I’ll accept teh hugs and teh thinkings. But I rly wanted a sno-globe.
OOoooh! Pixie dust! *sneezes*
Oooooo – pikseee dusts!!!! Lukkit teh prittee sparklols!! Welcum bak, nightshayde, an tank yew foar teh piksee dusts!
U can speek gud hoomin?
No haz teh goggie axscent?
i must bii telecummuter tho hooman nawt let mii drive ennimore
Toonces?
run obber wun dawg an den let da kar go over a cliff an hoomanz nawt furgiv yu
praps it wuz akawse you swerved to the edge ob the cliff just to run ober the goggie.
i wuz an aksident i towlded yuu, goggie runz rite owt in front ub mii
Butt (!) is yu flew ent in LOLspeek?!
Himz uh kitteh — watt dew U fink?
mayhaps ken pass teh turing test nao.. iz nawt human, but tehy tihnk i am
Yu noze Tu ring? She da win!
Iz sad state of teh ekonomees wen teh KITTEH hasta gets job!
Sum kittehs iz smarter den sum pplz ai noez. Nobuddy heer, uv coarse.
Smarter dan doze at Fannie Mae n Freddie Mac n Countrywide n etc. etc. etc. …
Yabbut, izznt dat why teh kittehs stay hoam an teh hyoomins goes to werk?
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Wunse, Josie hadda go to teh V E T. Wen dey tolded me how mutch munnies I owed, I luuked in hur carryer an sed, “U needs teh JOB”! Teh peeplols as teh offise laffed an laffed.
U seed mai note awnt teh last lol?
Witch wun?
Clik mai bluu naem and luk at teh lolz. ai maeded U wun.
Datz a gud wun! Hao did u kno I had dat luuk awn my fayse?
Gud guess.
U SHURE u nawt gots teh sekrit spy kamras awn me?
**hoaps no-wun kin see wut hur iz warin nao**
Wuts she warin, West River rat?
A gentlolmans neber tellz.
Anna nawt niec mans nebber tellz fur less den elebentee munnees.
Ai leebs it tu U tu figgur aowt which Ai iz.
aiz shore yu are teh gennelmen! *slips elebenty munnies behind back tu WRr*
♪ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♪☺
As I was going over the far famed Kerry mountains
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
I first produced my pistol, and then produced my rapier.
Said stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver,
musha ring dumma do damma da
whack for the daddy ‘ol
whack for the daddy ‘ol
there’s whiskey in the jar
Aifinkso teh preseedunt needses himz a lolcata posyishun inna cabinut! Hims or hrs kans sitsinit nekst tuu teh sekritry of difense.
Da sekriterree beddurer can haz sum difense frum da poyntee enz, cuz sekriterree uf lolcatz nawt gunna tayk enny greef frum hims…
Didjanoes it taykd mee uh beeeryy loooonnng tyme tuu figger owt wut teh (!) BUTT wuz!!! AI JESS GUTIT!!!
Conga ratz Rosebud! It tuk me 40 yeers tu git a butt, an nao ai don’t want it!
*nods hed*
yesh ebbrytymes Ai shtaht tuu gets ridsa mai butt (!) Mai Hubbeh buyses me CHIPS!!! Sonao mai butt lookses lyke dis ( ! ) annawt dis (!)
Awl ov me luks lyk dis ( ) an ai want to luk lyk dis (). Pass teh chips?
*Blushes* Sosowwy… Ai eated dem.
iffin i dont kwit eetin carbz im gonna luk lyke dis ( ) i nawt veri tawl soo it reeli gitz awm mii fast
ther shuld have biin moor spaces betwen da ()
Ur lukky, RB. Mai hubbeh wont bi no chips, cukkis, ice creemz, nuttin! Adn mai butt awlwais lukt like dis ! 170 pownce ub chest. Hope Kernel Sanders nebber sees mii.
Ai has a happeetayle todai – mai hubbeh buyded mee SUSHI!!! Ebbryfink ebbry lolcat wuvs! Wen teh kidses goes to bed, deh grownups eats teh sushi and drinkses teh bourbon. WOOHOO!!
Iz skary dat seemz nawt unyoosual for kitteh to be compewting liek dis. doant awl kitehs do dis? what yoo meanz, imaginaishuns?
zebrakitty is ready for corporate life?
oh hai, click on my name!
Well, of cuz. Him is an experenzd lolcode kitty: http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-lolcode-1544.html
Testinging a new abatar – itz got a shamrock behind my beebee’s fas.
Gnu abatar – Ur doin it rite!
i kan sii it!!
Ai kan’t seeing it yit – maybee nao?
Ai seez it! U shud seeing it soon — cleer cookies & mebbe cache or sumfing liek dat. Dey usuallee gets seenified by otters before u seez dem.
ai lik eat
Of cuz. Its a porfessnal lolcode kitty. See link on name for lolcode detailz. Teh best programz speak evar!
Kin sumbuddy tell mii wut kine kitteh beez tihs? Nebber useta C kittehs marked like tihs, l8lee C tehm awl teh time n pixrs.
I thinked it was “mackerel tabby” but I just looked it up and it looks like this is a “classic tabby” wif a “swirl” or “bullseye” patteren.
lukz lyke bengle tu mii but dey were sayin wuz classik silver tabby up da thread. i nawt know fur sure
An uv kors, ICHC.
so cool!
TTI Kitteh
habz Pawz~Frendlee Mowss. Duz nawt
needz ‘poazibbill fumbz
Strypee Kitteh wantz
Googill ‘CHRG’z andz
fyndz owt wut it meenz
Cawmpewturr Kitteh
feenkz IIRC iz noyz
Kitteh maykz wen skweezd
Jack.
A cat being able to write IMHO? No way!
WTF IS WRUNG WIT MAH LOL WIDGIT
IT NOT WORKING!!!
WTF IS WRUNG WIT MAH LOL WIDGIT
IT NOT WORKING!!!
OK, totally off topic here, an if no one responds, is ok, I not been on much…I has a job innerview today…I been out of work since July of last yeer…I is a medical telephone operator…so I has dis innerview today, and I has to take a test on da computer…for spread sheets!!! Dat’s like sumfin to do wif accounting, rite? I hassa mad…
spred sheets, is prolly Excel.
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Not necessarily just accounting. Spreadsheets can be used for various purposes. I keep mai feelers crossed for u, sweetheart!
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA IT Cat Rulesz!
Ai still nawt seeing my gnu abatar, so ai tryinging oen mur tiem.
Hmmm….. computer cat… interesting
Soooo beautiful, where can I get this kind of cat. Looked allover web for ones in Oklahoma and can’t find any. If anyone knows a good cat breeder or has this kind of cat let me know.
Seriously nice fur on that cat!
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