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Pooooshh
Conga ratz, Aim laffin tu hard at dis pix tu commint atoll
Yiss, awl Ai cud fink wuz dat teh ferrit wud haz 2 poosh berry hard!
Conga ratz, Annipuss! AI luv your avatar!
Traowzur-ratz daze r numburd.
“Commint Atoll”? Izzat inna Persiffik Oshun neer Noeplays Atoll?
:snerk: ai lyke yer abitart, Aahz! The Myth series is wun ob mai favs.
Y fanky gammacat! It b wunna mai fayritz 2!
Conga rats Annipuss! Wut danses and drinkees yu want?
Thx, Ai liek a jinnantonik plz – gib me an appy tite fur mai dinnur!
Wun jinnantonik commin rite up! Yu lyke teh lyme slyce innit, or onna syde?
Ai will du a happee dans fur yu, cuz ai hazza happee!
**Dans Dans Dans**
**Jazz Talons**
Happy fur sumfing in partikular,or jus happee in general ???
Well, ai trai tu bee happee in general, or in major, an speshullee in private, but rite nao ai iz speshullee happee cuz ai iz awf wurk an mai trip to norf carolina gotted kansulled, so ai iz FREE! FREE!! **cue mewzik** BAORN FREE, az FREEEEEE azza wind blowz, …
Gotcha !!!!
Ai will be SOOOOOO happee to get off werk in 1.5 hrs.
Am goin to a nice dinner wif fambly tonite….I duzzint get to go owt to eet much,so I has an eggcited!
YAY fur dinnur owt! Ai hazza happee fur yew!! Watcha gonna eet?
Iz a 6 course,7 wine dinner…
Wowzurz! Dat sownds lyk fun fun fun! Ai alwais prufur teh alkyhawl tu owtnumbur the fuds. Are ya gonna git awl dressed up? Habba wunnerful tyme!
youza! sounds lyke fun! ai lubs dinners lyke dat, cept I’m such a lite wif alkeehol dat wun dwink puts me unner!
*snerk*
Ai iz a bit uv a litewait drinker,too…but ai’ll muddle throo !!
Ai iz nawt gettin too dressed up…However,I will be wearing pumps for the first time since CC-knows-when….
Ohai eecktjecat. Da fanci dimmers iz da bestes. Pleez to enjoi you’self butt *snerk* pleez to hab sumones not drinkin to drib so you be safly back herz.
an sumwons arm tew hold! i always wobble when I wear heels
We haz plans to call a cab iffin we iz all 2 “tipsy”….
*snerks at Jazz Talons*
**luks askance at skwirrl**
*joinz PH in da dans*
*dansdansdansdans*
lol i iz in a dansin mood IRL righ now idk y butt (!) i hassa MAJOR happieetayl…i fink that since mai kitteh is in mai lap snoring adn kicking adn meowing in her sleep dat migh has sumfin ta do wif it!
Wii getz it awn most ebery nite
when teh moon is big and bright
its a supernatural delight
everybodys dancing in teh moonlight
♪ ♫
we get
everybody here is out of sight
they dont bark and they dont bite (cuz dem iz kittehs nawt goggies)
they keep things loose they keep it tight
everybodys dancing in teh moonlight
Ohai West River rat! Dat gibbed me a beeeg smyle! Ai lub dat sawng.
mii tew. unforshunately, ai always tink of wun of teh musical Xena episodes when I hear this song.
Pleez tu pass teh brayne bleech.
Glad ai nawt watched dat eppy sode.
oh come on! Joxer in fethers wif dancers! wun ov mai favs!
Diz iz gonna rekwire teh brillo pad onna stick.
sigh
*passes parrothead teh brayne bleech*
wellol, if we were all teh sayme, teh werld wood be verra borin!
Ai lyked the Xena show, butt ai nawt lyke wen showz go mewzikul. If dey aren’t mewzikuls, yu know. Yu rite, wud be berry borin, an wut wud we talk abowt? {{{gammacat}}}
Conga ratzes, Anni! Jus wanted to say ur abertart be bery kyoot n festib!
Yay Anni, nawt second in a tree-wai tiedye.
Woo-hoo!
conga rats shoe laces!!! watz duz u wants to cellibrat wiff?
Thx, Raindrop – Ai wull sellybrate bai gettin mai dinnur! Bai fur naow!
Conga Ratz U Lotionz, annipuss! I wood offerz da dreenkz n dantz, but uvver cheezfrinz beetid me tewit… O whale…
Ai hoep dere wull be anuvver chanse!
wat a niec abatar u habs, anni! is a speshul fer paddys dai?
Yiss, Ai fort Ai’d haz a shamrok fur St Paddy!
verree nyce bow annipuss!
It’s ment 2 be a shamrokk, butt teh ownlee wai it wud fit wuz downsiedup!
wut happend 2 et?
It duzn’t sho berry well in teh small abatar, but it iz a shamrokk leef hangin frum a nekk ribbun.
Haha. That ferret is “pooooshhing” that kitteh around.
Instant kitteh… Just add water…
*gets out teh seltzer bottle*
Doan start dat agin!
*gets out sekkun seltzur bottle*
It never stopped, my friend… Welcome back!
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Fanky 4 da wellkumz!
*hands Aahz teh bottol*
Wud u liek to do the honors?
*baks awai slowleee*
Selzur bottol? what bottol? who me
:insert innocent smilee heer:
Fanky skwirrlgrrl, but noe — I purr-fur pi
*flings pi*
Whale, ifn ur gunna b dat wai bowt it…
*gitz owt nanner kreem pi*
* gets owt ckokklit kreem pi *
* taystes pi*
NOM NOM NOM
* frows crust tu teh skwirrl *
*noms peeces of crust*
mmmm, nommy!
“Ai has ferreted awt your laytist hidin playce!”
Whar’s the ‘wide load’ sine?
No don’t go off on a tangent…
Sawree, sum times ai du dat. Itz variable.
by-by ki-ki
Adn speeking ob by-by, didja notis dat a kupple ob freds frum teh “Oh Noes” lol has nao disappeerd? Datz anudder reezun fur NPT – literallee waysted breff (altho ai fink wun ob dem at leest reeded whut we sed, adn mebbe eben unnerstood).
Another troll bites the dust.
BOMP BOMP BOMP.
Anodder troll bites teh dust!
An anodder one down
An annoder onw down.
Annodder troll bites teh dust!
dew ai heer cween synging?
**luks arownd** Aifinkso teh cween iz nawt here rite nao. Dat wuz me, parrothead, singing. **adjusts jk2kitteh’s glasses**
can we gloat?
*really wants to*
Go fur it, grrl! Gloat awai!
*ahem*
Thats wut those stoopy trolls get, coming here and bein teh meen!
They gets deletified!
STN!!!
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*gloat over*
Nawt awl uf us!! Ai nawt wantz deletified!! plzplzPLZPLZ
* haz a wurree *
its okai! onlee stuppy meen trolls get deletified!
Iz ok, troll frenz are ‘loud tu stay. **smyles at Troll E Troll**
Dat wuz a berry shoart gloat indeed! Obytehwai, skwirrlgrrl, pull up your campsite by I-95, where yu are waytin fur me to go by an wave. Mai trip tu yur state got reskedyuled. Sawree.
An ai gar rawn TEE teh cween, oar eneebodeee else inna wurld, cud sing beddur dan me. Butt ai sings inneewais.
Datz K, parrothead. Jess B maykin teh joifull noyz!
Ohai Aahz! Ai donawt beeleev we hab met! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Fankees, aiz iz joiful an aiz makin noyz!!
*shaykz teh culurful wing uv frinship wif da scaly paw uv frinship*
Pleezd 2 b teh meatin U! I bin wai 4 uh wyl, sew I b shure deyz lawtza noo cheezfrinz I nawt meatid yet…
oahi Aahz! nyce to meets yew!
*exteends floofy paw o’frinship*
*shaykz floofee paw wif scaly paw*
Grate 2 b meatin U 2!
i iz sorta newish here i sent u a fwend request
*also exstend da floofy paw of fwendship*
*hopez yu hassa da tree handz fur da tree of us*
*shaykz anuvver floofee paw wif anuvver skaly paw*
Pleezd 2 b meatin U!
teh reeturn uv teh Eeeer Wuurmms!l!1
O teh wurms crawl in an d wurms crawl out.
Ai has a happee nao. I likeded teh happytayles heer annawt teh trolliefinktayles!! I likeded hasink teh silleee cheezffrens!!!
Ai fink nawt unnerstood. *sigh* Nawt gibben teh layter commints. But, was wurf a trai.
sumtiems peeps lissen! Just nawt offin.
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Iz nawt awlways hopeless. Was Joel, whu came in asking whai we tawk stoopy, an him lissened, an is nao a cool cheezpeep.
ohai prysma! are teh 32 bebbeh kittehs okai?
Ai haz a noyed at teh Hoomayn Sosietee fostur coordinaytur… her neber cawled me bakk!!! Ai haz a hope that she finded teh homes an just gotted bizzy, but still… hmph.
Yeff, u mayd a valient attempt. Ai fink he unnerstood whut we was sayin, but had too big an attitood tu reelyz he wuz shouting at teh rong krowd, adn too big an ego tu admit we kud feel teh saym adn still be abul to joke abowt it. He eben apolojizd abowt hims langwidj, but stuck tu hims guns abowt bein offensib on perpus. Ai fink we had an effect, adn dere may be sum hope fur him, but hims definatlee nawt reformd.
Yeah, when they start nitpicking on ur grammer, that means they gots nothing else.
PK is my hero!
Nawt hero, just stubburn.
But fankies.
U an me boff. Hez still grumblin ober dere – ai juss left anuber kwik commint, adn awl he kud du wuz complayn abowt it bein in lolspeek. Lyk LCB sez, hez got nuffin else. Letz juss hoep he cogitaytz a littul on whut we sed, if he can ebber get past hims own ego.
Darnit!!!
I ment to put teh shredder on top!
OOOwwwwwCH — dat wood hurtz!! An Ifink dat da leetil ferrit guy wud mees hiz kitteh buddy iffin he wuz all shredded up and bludy!
And I’z poopin in yur corner…
Akshullee, ferret luks liek himz reddee 2 neek up awn restin kitteh…
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*powns* S’PRYZ!!1!
HEY!!! Dat kitteh loookses lykes MAI kitteh!! Mai Kitteh namses “Sunny-boy” an hims has a brudder nameses “Danny-boy”. Danny boy has teh oranj anna white, BUTT Sunny boy has hims ALLL oranj!
Awww…mai bebehs!! Ai wuvs mai fuzzybutt behbehs!!!
Teh kitteh looks like my Liam, too. He is all orange and stripes eggsept around his mouf and chin, which am whites.
I donot recognize teh ferret, though.
He’s bean hyding in yur cowch. SirPrize!
Sir Prize? Iz da ferret uh filthee Ingerlish kuhniggit?
Excuse me? Did I hear you correctly, varlet?
I say! I believe you should thrash him, Sir Real…
Sumwunz gotta fynd himz nawt sekkund, tho…
Letz git doze Chyneez bruvvers, Sir Ching Hai n Sir Ching Lo
What does being of Asian ancestry have to do with finding someone? This is not logical…
Come along, Pinocchio. I’ll explain it to you later…
Non-sequitur – your facts are un-coordinated.
I reeded your storee uv your absense,Aahz….
Glad to heer it wuzzint teh “C” wif XYL….
How are fings wif teh kidlets now ??
Fanky, eeck! Yeh, we wuz teh happeetayl it wern’t teh C awlsew…
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Innerstin U shood b askin bowt da kidlets… Deyz dewin fyn, but mai kidletz mombadger b dewin da cort mowshun junk agin… :pleh:
Ai wuld say “momsumfinnasty”….
but ai iz a ladee !!
butt we’s all finkin it!
*hedboonks Eeck & Aazh*
** hedbonks bak **
I was thinking “witch”. Ooops… I spelled it wrong…
ohai! Gammacat … we got over our liddl figh righ?
hey does u has dooes purplol fedders i dumpped on u?i need moar adn i usd da lass ofdem on da Maus 
iz srry i tries to push u out da window to ur almoss impendin DOOM! :innocent:
i don tinkz i wanna unnerstan wat yu guyzis takin bout !
*hands Raindrop teh eggstra purpol feffers*
no problemo Raindrop! ai hasn’t been round for a few days cux of werk.
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acshewelly, teh ‘fite’ reminded me of car trips wif mai yunger brudder!
wat happend? tell mi tell mi tell mi pleez
Yeh, Maus, ur pirtee cloas wif dat spellolin!
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N wun poast yestiddee I startid 2 sai “mai kidlets momcat” but den krektid maisef 2 sai “mombadger” oar purr-hapz “momtasmaniandevil”
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… but uv coars datz un insult 2 tasmanian devils ebbreeware…
mai kitteh (woo died ob da posunish gusyfudds) he lookd egg-saca-tical-lee lyke dat kitteh his name wuzz George, o adn LCB y u no acceppt mai fwend request
???
{{{{{{Raindrop}}}
Ai has a sad foe yuu Raindrop. I sowwy yuu loosded teh kitteh George!
Sry to hear about ur George. That was teh sad and scary time, wif teh poison fuds. We was teh lucky in a way because teh Esme and teh Jethro eated speshul fuds for teh kittehs wif teh dibeetus (Esme hads it but Jethro eated teh same fuds.)
I hasn’t looked at my profile for a few whiles so I prolly hasn’t seen ur request yet. I’ll try to rember not to forget to check tonite.
I’m so sorry about George, Raindrop… LCB’s very right, it was a tragic and terrible time, and I pray it never happens again. {{{{{Raindrop}}}}}
similar to mai Canolli. Negst tyme he is missing ai’ll luk for him in teh waste basket (or teh closet, or unner mai bed in the rum he’s nawt supposed to be in)
Butt (tee hee), who is dat masked ferret?
I dunno, but himz leevded uh silver pellet…
Ferret sayz, “I needz teh matchez…where tehy be?”
Dunno bown teh matchez, but Maus b havvin teh Zippo
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Jess keap himz n Leeza wai far wai frum da NB…
Hey Aahz! Good to see you!
Ohai Maus! Gud 2 bein heer! Haow U B?
Pretty gud. I is goin home fer teh weakend inna minnit.
Kewl! I b gunna mayk teh nownsmintz at da figger sk8n kawmpatishun dis weakind. I nawt b sk8n, tho — mai noo proegrum nawt b teh reddee…
heerz teh burfday fairy to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today!! inklooding but not limitid to Emily912!! today i haz bringd two diffrint kinds of tasty hommaed burfday caeks: orinj wif choklit glaze, an teh ever-popyoolar fudjy caek!! along wif hommaed iskreem, frooty party punch, an goodie bags fill with bownsy balls taht making funny noyzes wen tehy bownse, kandeez, fuzzy furrit stikkers, an yor choyse – sparkly hairklips to making yor hairstyle purty, or ultra-kool sunglasses to make yoo looking kool an swavv!! or yoo kan haz bof, depending on teh luk yoo iz wanting!!
an a big swish ob the burfday wand, to making all yor wishes come troo!!
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importint note nummer 1: i unnerstand tehr wuz being a trol erlier, not to wurry, i haz sended owt teh trol-hunting skwads wif teh lowd sniffy goggies an teh nok-owt darts. teh trolz will be appehr – apreehn – katched wif a qwikness an putted to wurk at teh restrooms at teh facktree. any hoo are surbibing after two weeks will be promoted to teh goodie assembly lines.
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importint note nummer 2: i aprreshyate teh sugjestions frum yesterday . az i sed, i liek to haz a variety of speshulfings to cellybrating burfdays wif, but sumtimes i run owt ob ideas. dont want to getting rid ob teh most favrits, but also not want to overyooze tehm eever. so plz to telling me, wut are yor favrite burfday treets an goodies? an wut fings wuld yoo liek teh burfday fairy to add? yor opinu – opniy – wut yoo fins iz importint to me!! aftur all, at Burfday Fairy Industreez, burfday satisfakshun iz being Job Nummer 1!! (trol kontrol an reformayshun being a klose sekund
oooh, bouncee bawls!
*bounce* skweek *bounce* skweek
tee hee!
i can has beautimus shinee hair clip???
i hassa idear since u iz open ta oppinions… IDK if dis migh be too hard or not but maabee u culd do lyke a theme fur each one adn have lyke a pool parrtiee theme or a hawiann theme or stumfing lye dat adn da liddle party gifs wuld matc da theme adn there culd be a diff theme ebree week or monff or whatever …
Mai bowncee ballses has dems dinglees in dem!
Today is also teh birfday of erstwhile commenter and cheezfren addkittehz. She played a part in teh Trial of teh Senchury way back when.
ooh, fank yoo for teh informayshuns!! *adds addkittehz to Noo an Improovd Offishul Burfday List*
re note nummer 1: do rly need sniffy doggehs? ifinkso anyone cud smell tehm.. they is usually kwite fragrant.
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I liek teh unushual stuffs… I finkso u do a grate job, but u know I’m parshal to teh zombeh stuffs, and I love teh mood rings!
maybe u can has some troll stuffs? pin teh tail on the- game, or troll pinatas… or whack-a-troll?
hmm, taht iz being gud poynt! but it gibs teh goggies sumfin to do wich maeks tehm happy, plus it allowz teh trol-hunters to wering tehr gas maskses.
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fank yoo evreewun for teh sugjestuns so far!! tehy iz all being very hlepful an i am writing tehm down in a list wif teh NaIOBL (srlsy, IRL, i reely am!!) teh finking ob noo stuffs iz too hard for my pore liddle over-splorted brayn, so dis iz being very helpful!!
Ai likes teh legos.
Oooh, an slinkees be fun! An culuring books, oar culuring stikkers. An teh mood rings be full uv win!
Yu duz teh mazing job, birfday fairy, awlways! {{{{{burfday fairy}}}}}
Deer Burfdai fairy, pls to be habbing a speshell celebrashon furr de peeps hoo nao wanna tell anybodies der DOB, oar knot profiled oar sumfink, an u know gots dem listed. Dey deserves a party two.
oahi jehkeykat, taht iz very kind ob yoo to be finking ob tehm!! dis iz a big reezon ob why i duz wut i duz, so evreewun wil habbing party. but i will making extry shur evree day to tell evreewun taht eben if tehy iz just lurking or not tellz peeples it is tehr burfday, teh burfday goodies an wishes are for tehm too!
That’s a green eyed cat.
ferrit saved hoomins frum poysen kitteh
news at elebenty
nawt poysen! orinj kittehs are sweet and snorgleee. ai lubs mai orinj fuzzbawl…
orinj you glad you haz tehm? I know…I know…
:faycepaw:
Ai has 2 orinj kittehs an deys bofs bewwy snorgly!! egg sept wen dey sneezes in mai face!!!
Taht’s rait ~ he’s orange! :::GASP:: Poysen!
I noes, I has a orinj wun two. It’s fun to say, doh…
He has a sad, doh, cause nuttin rimes wit hims.
Diz is mah ferst lol. I hopz u lik it
It’s grate, Trooper82 Made me smoyle an had 2 fink hard fur a commint!
Congrats, Trooper82! Good work!
Thanks. The ferret is Boris and the orange kitteh is Ms. Patooty. For some reason they both enjoy playing inside that trash can…
Diz is mah ferst lol. Iz hopez u lik.
i use to have a ferret…..but mom made me give him to another family…now i have lots of furry nom luvers! hehehe and i can eat cookies for dinner
there were these kittehz makin trubbl in mah nayborhood. I got in one lttle fight and mah mom got skared and she said “ur muvin wif ur anty n unkl in bel-air”
An taht’s how hims became Teh Fresh Crabs Of Bel Airy.
Oh, hyooj manatee uv it awl! Hao can awl yu peeps sit heer an laff whyle awl ober teh whirrld, pore helpless kittehs are being dispozed uv bai ebil hartless ferrets, an teh hyoomins nawt duing ennyfing abowt it??? Tihs kitteh iz being aboosed, ai tells yu, aboosed!!!11!!!elebenty!!! Duz yu reellee fink this kitteh jumped intu this garbij pail awl awn his own??? Ai nawt FINK so!!!
You peeps are sikk, ai tells yu, sikk!!! Ai haz a horrorifyed taht tihs pikshur haz been put awn tihs site!
::snerk::
::snerk:: nomber 2
Ai finkso dis pikshur beez anudder egg zampul ov teh Kitteh Law – Iffn Ai Fitzinit, Ai SITSINIT!!!
Sew tuu anserr yuu kwistchun – YES, Ai dofinkso dis Kitteh jumped intu dis garbij pail awl awn hims own!
Butt Aifinksotuu dat dis ferret awlsew tayks ad vantij ov gud sichuuashun!
The drama…u haz it!
Wood be beddur if ferrit uzez teh trash comp…compa…mashur!?
Rabid weezulz haz tu lib sumwhares tu, U noze.
ROFL!
Mai ebil kittehs haz a gnu trick… CC halp us.
Trick climbing up ober berry cluttered kitchen cowntur, tu cubburd up top. We keep it clozed, it haz teh kitteh treets in it. Trick OPENS teh cubburd sumhao an pulls owt a pakkij uv treets. Tehn him takes tehm daon tu teh floor.
Angel nawt so gud at teh climbing, but iz berry gud at opning teh treet bags berry eefishuntlee. She opins tehm up, noms sum, an Trick waits fur her tu be done. Tehn he has sum. If Loki iz around, he gets tem befoar Trick.
Teemwurk, mai kittehs haz it!
Kitteh Kabinet Lox…(child saftey locks for cabinets)
Yep, ai defnitlee needs moar. Alreddy haz wun awn teh cubburd unner teh sink, where ai keeps teh potting soil… iz Trick’s uber-fabrit-toy in awl teh whirrld.
Duz teh kitteh tries an POOPS in teh Soil?? EEEEWWWW
“POTTING” soyl oar “POTTY” soyl?
Furtelizer…
Or wood dat be puurrrrrtelizer?!?!
*snerk*
No, nawt poops in it… just freek-owt-playing an spredding it as faaaar az pawsibul across teh hardwud floor.
An rolling in it. Awl hims white bits get nawt-so-white…
Ai kans tell wen mai blackie-whitie kitteh (wookses likes yuus pikshur akshully) goes inna baysmint. Hims pawses an bellies getses all GREY!!!
:snerk:
mai shadow cat gets beige carpet fuzzies after playin…
an sumetimes blue fuzzies when she has been wrastlin wif teh bathroom rug!
LOL Yuu has sum beeeeeewwwy ebil Kittehs!! Mai kittehs nawtso ebil egg sept wen dey wants tu goes owtsyde! (Dey nawt awllowd tu goes owtsyde)
Mine nawt alloud owt eeber… tehy still bees ebil, ebil beesties!
But ai lubs tehm, an ai neber board!
Noes, wiff kittehs hoomins iz nebber board!
Mai aunt wunst hadda Meezer, King Shaftellini, hoo lernded hao 2 b oapnin doarz. Himz wood powntz onna doarnobb, rap himz pawz rownd it, n wigglol em bak n forf til da doar oapinded.
Wuzza pirtee funnee syt, akshullee…
Mai kitteh wayts awn mai tub wen Ai showweh. Wen Ai dun showweh hims plaiz wiffs teh watah ins teh bott um uvs teh tub! Hims ebben smaks teh droppies uv teh watah on teh showweh kertin!
Ohai frenz!
I can has halp? I’m awl tyed up in byrookratik red tayp…
*ties teh taype in preddy bows*
Oh, nawt what yu meend?
*gets owt berry larj lazer-cutting-debise*
Nao, just hold still an trust me…
**starts gettin immediatelee nerbis**
PK – U SHURE u kno wut ur doin?
I mite be goin awn bakayshun nexst munf an donut wanna be bald.
Oh, ai wud nawt make yu bald!
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Uh, yu nawt waring fabrit shirt oar ennyfing, are yu? Just, yu gnow, so ai gno…
*warms up teh lazur*
*taeks aim*
Wow, tihs fing iz hebbier tehn it luks!
Kerrful nawt 2 B shewtin ur feetsiz…
Wayle, I do lyk dis shirt. Gotted a compliment awn it erlylur an eberfing…
Yes, iz berry nice shirt, it luk lublee awn yu.
Uh, ai dunawt fink ai can turning teh lazer awf… pl tu be holding berry berry still. Yu mite nawt eben want tu breev. Just saying…
*puts awn purrtektive gogguls*
*fires lazur*
**takes deep breff**
**shuts eies tite**
**prays to CC**
*shuts daon lazur*
*remobes gogguls*
Uh… oops.
* raps rhsb in teh Floofee bloo blankee adn carries hurz tu teh sekkrit hawt tub *
U nawt shud be aowt wif no cloes awn!!
**hopes pk remoobed teh extry fat an leg hares wif dat layzur**
Wut yoo meen “oops”?
Dats NAWT wut u wanna heer from sumwun wif a beeg layzur oar a tattooin debise.
WUT did yoo do to me, pk?
Uh…. well, teh red taype be gonned… uh… ai gotta go nao… kthbai.
*scurrees awai wifakwikness, leebing lazyr debise behind*
Iz az niec az Ur clollor lass nite?
Almoast, but nawt kwite. NUFFIN as nyse an purty as my coller.
I’m sure Maus has some solvent, although it might turn out to be Debreefing Fluid.
Either way, that should make things moar interesting 4 u.
or tehre is awlais teh zippo lyteh….
Teh Zippo?!?!?
**gets berry berry berry nerbis***
Zippo iz owt uf flintz. Haz tu Uze teh lawng BBQ liter Bic.
* hawldz up big liter *
Wanna flicks mai bic?
**tries to hed to NB, but realizes is still stuk in red taype**
**Duz nawt lyk dis vulnerablol feelin**
is taht a yu fo mism?!
Butt, Maus is prolly alreddy goned foar teh week-end. I nawt wanna be tyed up awl week-end. At leest, nawt lyk DIS!
Ohai rhsb! Gittin owtta teh red tayp iz teh eezee. Jess fill owt Form ICHC-OU812-EIEIO n tripleekitz n mayl wif 2 boks-topz 2:
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Red Tayp Rimoovul Sintur
P.O. Box On Knox On Fox In Sox
Battle Kreak, Misheegun
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Uhlow 4 tew 6 weakz 4 duhlibberee. Nawt uhvaylubble n awl staytz. Voyd ware purr-hibbitid. Ur rizultz mai verree.
Mennee mennee brgrs to yu!
If oenlee we still had teh voeting brgrs – cos tihs commet juss soooooooooo deservs tehm!
*baow*
Fanky, fanky, awl U nys frinz! Ur 2 kynd!
Muches clappity clappity wiff teh floofypaws!!!!!
Berrry nys berry nys!! Tayks a bao fur dat wun Aahz!!!
**luuks askanse at Aahz**
U SHURE u nawt go wif me 2day? Dat sownz alot lyk wut I wuz tolded wen I tryed to chanj my nayme bak.
Tell dem U wanna chanj Ur naem bak tu Clawlamitee Jayne. An Ur fren Wild Willee Hitchkok iz wateing inna car adn hims iz laet fur teh gumfite.
Iz u tryin to gets me arrestid?
I’m too purty to go to jail.
Butt, U meetz teh niec YNG poleese mans dat wai.
**eies lite up**
Troo, troo…
Deres sumfin to be sed abowt a man who has himz own pare of hancuffz.
anaibetcha yuu gets awai wiff teh speedins tuu!!
dont furgit da policemynz haz a “big gun” tu
Sry, Tennessee.
**refills drink**
**gitz bowl ov sordid noms**
**pulls up chayre to watsh teh de-tayping**
Ai makeded peetsa iffn yuu wantses anees…
I kin has peetsa? Awl dis wyld-goose-chasin maded me has a hongree.
I will need sumwun to feed it to me, tho.
Okais *gibbses peetsa tuu rhsb*
Ai dinnut noes dat teh names chanja wuz sew dif…diifuh… HARD!
**slow, sad hedshake**
Me neethur, Rosebud. Me neethur.
yur new sparkli collar didn’t help ennituday?
I nawt wared it today.
Stoopy me, huh?
maybee iffn yuud wared teh sparkli den dey wudda gibben yuu teh name chanjes!!!
da sparkliz wuld hav distraked da wurkerz an yu kuld have gotten da paperz an dune themyurselvez
Guies, ssshhhh!!! Do nawt want LCB finding owt abowt teh yoo-kno-wat! U knoes hur eers is tooned to heer teh werd “sparklee”.
Hay wimmens!
Deel or No Deel iz awn, an iz FYREMENS DAY!!!!
WOOT WOOOT!!
AWWWW an heer Ai has no tele…tebebishun! Mai Hubbeh runded ober teh TV cabul wiff teh snowymehblower annao iz borked.
Ai missez mai BIG BANG THEORY.
RHSB, Ai maided U a lol. U can sendz it tu teh borrocatz.
I finds yoo! Now is mah turn to hide!!
This is an awesome LOL cuz I just got a ferret last month.