Okay, so the siege is going to be a little harder than we thought.
try maekin a storm. dat mite maek it fall over.
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Dis fing iz bigger dan awl uv us
gud wun, annipuss! conga ratz furr yur sweet nawt-sekkind! waht iz sownding gud fur teh drinksiez adn teh dansiez?
Thx. Iz bowt tiem fur hawt chocklitt an cookies – Ai haz a tyred an fink Ai wull try fur an erly nite!
*cc reeturnz, bareing teh hyooj pawt uv teh hawt choklit furr all. pawrz annipuss teh nawt-sekking cup* adn tihs plattr haz nawt oanlee teh ‘murican cookiez, butt (chukl!) teh propurr angleish biskittz, in yor honnour, annipuss! (ai iz lurving tehm maiself.)
Thx cc!
yur furry welcum, anni! sleap titely…zzzzzzzzzzz
conga rats shoe laces fur da nawt-secundd top fred!
oh i lerns new drinkees sung, yu probliee herdz it b4 but it wuld still be funnie!ok hur goes,
hic…
home me the way to go .. show
i’m bed adn i wanna gota … hic … tired
hadda liddle hour bouta ..drink agao
adn it wentz head to mai ..straiit
wer er i mai …fome
or ladn or see or…rome
home me da wata go …hic.. show
snikkr! (hic…)
Wut ar yu, a kolij kid? {{{{{{Raindrop}}}}}}
umm..not quite i stilll hassa for yurs ta go i juss hearded dat frum sumones adn to it wuz funniee
oh yea adn i furgotz ta hug bak lol {{{{{{ladymonde}}}}}}
seeing az yew nawt college kid, jus out uh curiosity, what grades ares yew in
ai iz in teh tenth grade ub teh higher skools
ai iz in teh 8th grayde….iz nyce tew see otter teens heer!
Neber hurd dat vurshun bifoar. But, den, I gess it depends on what yu drinks.
:snerk:
@@@@@ anni!
iz teh *foar*-way ty! wii iz awlso gots teh Ambercat adn teh Raindrop. Conch catch shoe laces tew awl!
yea!! fankies!! fankies!! *bow bow* ok oh adn Calicocoa i leftd u a message in cases u no saw it!
fankiez raindrop — ai’ll go luuking…
Hyoostun, ai finks wii haz a problum???
lol
Ai is in yur cassul, mockin yu agin!
trojan kitteh?
*luks at calicocoa’s commint*
*heds foar NB*
Now cut that Owt yew too!
WE RULE DA WURLD
Iz mai fort – go awae
ai needz a safe plase frum awl teh pokey peepls.
nao go…
wat dat kitteh ben eeten?
Miraklol Gro?
ifinkso yu r rite!
Yah, last week, him wuz smaller den teh liddle akshun figgers awn teh left.
Him wuda bin teh siiz ob meh profiil pikshur! Dat b lego kitteh!
Fetchez la vache
Hang awn, Ai has wun heer awn tihs tray boo shay……
BADOINNNNGGGGGG!!!!
Splatt!
8-o
cleenup awn iel eleben!
….twelb, an furteen!
oh.. oh.. wait.. oh.. i tink i can sees sum ober der on fiftine too…yup der it iz
wee myt need moar mops…
i’ll getz mai YCG’s righ on dat …
*puts 14 YCG’s to werk adn inbites da cheezpeepz to sit on da nyce floofy couch i foundz on isle twenny free adn da coffee frum da starbucks on da righ side of da lass isle*
dere DATS how it suld be … us spoild dem wurking !
*discubbers teh cholkit barz awn ail foar*
*brings a pawful ober an hans tehm owt*
*sits awn cowch an siez*
ahhh, dis iz teh lyf…
Itz nawt won uf da kowches from erlyer lols, iz it?!?!?
…erm….kuld bee….
*luks atta cathares awn teh cowch*
wuz defnitlee Kittehs heer…
RUN AWAAAAAAY!!
Brave Sir Robin ran away!
LOL Holy Grail ref FTW!
Go awai or I shall taunt you a secund ti-em…
ur mohter wuz a humster an yewr fahter smelt uv elderberryz
GMTA, daedraug!
ken yew remind meh ub waht dat meanz plz, zi forgeted (teh GMTA)
Grate minds fink aliek!
deez monteh pyfon/spamalot lynez bii teh *funneh* — ai gotsta getsta knoe tehm!
deyz gud mobies
fan q (wa eating dinur so didnt respond earlier)
Now goway befor I taunts yoo a sekkund tyme..
**comes in warin cone coller lyk kitteh in prevyus lol**
How do I luuk?
beutimus! now hold still and let me see if I get HD channels!
Dat’s NAWT why I’m warin it!
I’m warin it so I kin finds teh kind of lubs dat teh kitteh has.
lol GMTA gammacat i recaptioned that pic sumwat lyke dat!
uuuh beri nyce..hold awn a sekkund *runz owt uf room* *runz bak in owt uf breef* heer red letz put sum shini sparkli rinestonz awn it.
Grate eyedea!
Lets dekkerayte it!
Nawt to be gettin teh gloo in my hares, tho. Dat cud hert.
*getz awt da glue gun goez tu wurk plasing da shini sparkelz in lovely pattern*
*stepz bak tu admire wurk* ooph yesh red iz much nicer now. nawt tu much easily goez frum wurkz tu playz
*draws flowweriee hearts adn girlyness all ovr* DERE… now hassa drawins adn da shinee!
Fanks, Raindrop!
U iz teh lubberly artiste.
Appryprit foar werks AN evenins? PERFECK!
U iz teh brillyunt, 3km.
in dis eekonomi iz essintual tu hab dual porpois peases
btw, red kin i burrow yer ebil boots? ai has an ebil meetink in 10 minutes!
Shure.
Has teh fun!
Thankee!! TTFN all!
ooo… ebil bootz …sounz …ebil!
Yesh, dey iz speshul bak-syde kikkin boots dat Ebil Maus gibbed me. Dey has rustee spykes stikkin owt teh toes.
I yoosed dem alot wen goin frew my diborse an I has loaned dem to a coupla cheezpeeps wen it wuz deemed nessesaree.
wood be handy at tymes
ooo shinee!!1!
iz berry prittee rhsb!!11!1!
ai still haz sum glitterree harespray frum haloloween heer sumwerez. u want sum?
Yesh, plz.
Nawt to maek me too shiney, tho. Donut want LCB to wanna steel it.
*ponderz rhsb wifout ennee hares iffin LCB steels tehm awl*
okay, jus a litlol
*spritz spritz spritz*
*glitter spray flowts gentlee awn tu rhsb’s hares*
aifinkso taht luks prittee!
Fanks, ICHCoffee.
Now, awl I need is to do is go find teh mens….
oooh yesh yu lukz beautimus. go gitem red!
RHSB iz snowin at mine howse now wat bout yurz? NAWT WANT!!!
eaz nawt snowin in ohaioh fankfully
I nawt wanna luuk owtsyde. Too depressin.
It wuz snowin at 5:00 wen I wuz dribin hoam.
* powns awn teh red *
U’ve been walkin’ these streets so long
Singin’ the same old song
U know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle’s the name of the game
And nice grrls get washed away like the snow and the rain
There’s been a load of compromisin’
On the road to Ur horizon
But U’re gonna be where the lights are shinin’ on red
Like a rhinestone cowgirrl
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowgirrl
Getting cards and letters from people U don’t even know
And offers comin’ over the phone
So, yoo lyk my noo luuk, WRr?
Saw your picture on a poster, in a cafe out in Phoenix
Guess you’re still the sweet heart of the rodeo
As for me and little Casey, we still make the circuit
In a one horse trailer and a mobile home
And she still asks about you all the time
And I guess we never even cross your mind
But oh sometimes I think about you
And the way you used to ride out
In your rhinestones and your sequins
With the sunlight on your hair
And oh the crowd will always love you
But as for me I’ve come to know
Everything that glitters is not gold
oooh grate..thnx fur da eerwurm..gave mineself wun last lol
i’m in ur kassel, mockin’ u a second-a tiem, silly english kennnnnnnnniggits.
Ifn Kitteh Fahts in ower genral direcshun den iz leevins!!
If kitteh fahts, den dat’s teh end of teh Fort!
afinkso wuld turn into gas chamber wuld bii end uf resistence tu kitteh rool
YAAAY!! KETTEH ROOLE FOOR EBBER AN EBBER!!!
kitteh rool gotta bii better den polyitshin rool
frum ur lips tu CC’s eers!
Kitteh rool mean more NAPS!!!
Kittehs rool! Polytishuns drool!
Iz awl polytishuns goggies den?
Nope. Goggies is smarter. Eben teh dumdum wuns.
Mebbe iffn teh polytishuns has KITTEHS annawt GOGGIES?
Dat wud be FUNNEH!!! *PPPFFFFTTT* BOOOOOOM!!! Blockses goes evrywares!
Kitteh gas be berry danjeris.
I finkso shud be cawlwed SBDWMD. (Silent Butt Dedlee Weppin of Mass Destruckshun)
afinkso tuu. Mai kitteh gas be beeeeeeewwy danjeris!!! STINKEEE!!!! Kitteh Gases makses ebbrywuns go ways!!
♫ smellee kat smellee kat ♫
♫ wut r tehy feedin u? ♫
Garlick cheezburgers?
ohai rhsb, how is Uz
*stripey kitteh comes running an pulls rhsb’s tayl
an runs awai*
Hay! Nawt to be pullin my tayle!
I has been awl dooded-up foar teh mens. Donut u see my noo coller dat has been lubberly dekorayted by teh cheezpeeps? Plus, I gots teh glittur spray in my hares.
**spins an twirls to show awf noo luuk**
Haz a carful rhsb. LCB prawblee want tu taek u aowt tu luk at U inna lites!
Rly?
I mite hasta re-fink dis eyedea. I lubs LCB an awl, but hur iz nawt wut I iz tryin to attrackt.
Oar maek hurz teh matching aowtfit.
No! Donut want teh competishun.
Ai can haz dis dans rhsb?
♫ ♪
You can’t start a fire
You can’t start a fire without a spark
This gun’s for hire
even if we’re just dancing in the dark
Message keeps getting clearer
radio’s on and I’m moving ’round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
Man I ain’t getting nowhere
I’m just living in a dump like this
There’s something happening somewhere
baby I just know that there is
**danses lyk Courtney Cox**
whut do teh smellee catz nom
Anchovees in garlikky saus
Beer cheez soop
Chimichawnga
Debbiled eggz
E…
Egg saladz
Filay Minyoan
Green Eggs an Ham
Hotdogs
I…
Itteh bitteh Garbage kommitee
J…..
Icee skreems
Jambloleiya
Kitteh fryd chikkin
Lima beenz
M…
Mushee roooms
Nachoe cheez
O…
Okraz, fried
Pikklold beets
Qwite ennefing hee oar shee wants *shrugz*
Razzberree Daynish
S…
Saurkrawt wif bratwursts
Truulee terriblol turnipz
U…
Men, prepare teh Trojan Cheezburger!
**snerks as mynd goes ware iz shud nawt**
:80: nebber saw dose kind
crud why mine smiliy nawt wurk? :80:
es :8 O: as in capital o not cero
fankz agar..i nawt awl dat puter savvi..specially wif da magikal trikz
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
ai haz dis bookymarked, easy foar teh quick lookup
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
ai keep dis bookmarked, iz page of the cween’s papur, gud for the qwik lukoop
weirdpretzel keeps steeling my ply
ai has dis bookmarked http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
easy for the qwik refurance
ai hate weirpretzel, keep stealin my link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
dear eaz a link on teh kweens papur dat weird pretzel iznt letting meh post
ai c weirdpretsel spittid owt awl yer nommed linkees alluva suddin
i nawt hav da weirdpretzel akkount but (!) when i try tu ad more pikz tu mine profyle i can sii them but nawt enniwun else. makin mii crazi
: go tew look at 3kittymomma pikshur:
ai can see dem, dere awr six ub dem!
deh wun on deh couch arm are kyooooooooot
ssssppppppplllllllllllooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt
thanx agar butt (!) yoo should bii ablil tu sii ten or elebin. awl da wunz i downloaded wen i made da kount show up nawt enni i added afterwurdz tho
omai!!1!! how lawn haz u bin splortid an unreskued, agar??
*runz cleeeeeeer bak tu last lol an gits CCC*
*runs cleee….stawps fur tu ketch bref…..eeeer bak tu agar*
*paws thru direktshuns*
*scoop scoopity scoop teh brayns up an rinsez wif filterered waterz*
*paks jentlee bak intu hed cabbitee*
*puts peeciz uv hedbone bak awn*
*ponderz wut culler uv duckytayp tu yewz onna wulf*
*peks at profyl an decydz nayveeblu wud werk foar a boywulf*
*tayps hed bak tugedder wif teh nayveeblu duckytayp*
*instawlz nu CHRG(wdoi) awn agar’s hed an handz new HGG tu agar*
*raps agar in floofy blankit an hands himma cuppa hawt choklitan sordid choklit candeez*
*leeds agar tu recubbree erea*
heer, sit daown an rest, u will feel bedderer sune
!!!*snerk*!!! rhsb ftw!
Trojin cheezburger?? izznt dat gonna bees kinda chooee??
*snerk*
*mynd followz rhsb’s ware it doan belawng*
well isnt THAT juss LOVERLY to tink abou’
*covers da Iis* is no gon luk telz mi wehn da yucky iz ober
:ifderwazasmiliyfurdaclosedediisitwuldbehur:
what raindrop wii nawt now wat yu tawlkin bout
*bck away slowly adn no won getz hurted
haz nyce day or nigh or whatever were u is
*baks away slowly*…den it hits me dat i brokd a brik Sundai
keepz da head out ob da whippy creme in udder wurdz!!
*dumpz da whippy creme adn da purplol fedderz ontopa 3KM*
ya migh be ablol to tell diz iz wat i lolz about da moss consider i dun dis to…maus,gammacat, adn posumly udderz dat i fugots about
*runz away to mai RL karati class* cya ebreeone gotsa go know
{{{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}}
ai gotsta leev fur nao, awlso. teh wurk reers teh ogglee hed… {{{{{ cheezpeeps }}}}}
*skowlds werk fur poakin its hed owt*
bad werk! bad, bad werk!
Her sed “if der waz a smily fur closed iis it wud be hur” (`coz she iz 2 yung to go ware rhsb goez!)
i waz denin da wii had da dirti thotz
fankz fur teh ‘splaynin, 3km. ai undrstanded yur ideer, adn teh “devlol” smylolee proovd it.
U eggspekt me 2 beleeb dat!?
usss??? dertee thotz???? nebber!!!11!
well….awlmoast nebber.
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otay, maybee moar lyk onlee sumtymz…
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fyn, ai admitit…
giltee az chargd
fankz foar teh gud ‘splaynin’, annipuss. akshulee, mebbeh wii *du* kneading teh smiloly sign fur teh “cloazing/hyding teh iiz.” awlso gud fur teh splort sitchuwayshunz. etsc.
Need more healerz!
heelerz? goggies? ai doan noe iffin dey wud halp…
Ohai Icanhazcoffee – Ai likeses yoar name! Ai likeses teh coffee tuu very muchly!
afinkso goggies wud makes da battle foar kitteh rool moar interestink!
ohai Rosebud! ai am happytail tu meecha!
*gibs Rosebud a jyint cuppa cawfee*
innerestin, may bee, messee, defnitlee.
*piktchurz leggomybloks awl ober teh playc*
Fankee muchly foar teh cawfee!!! YUMMYY
Goggies eatses leggomybloks doh. Mebbe goggies nawt gud idee?
Kitteh usalee smart tuu nawt eatses teh leggomybloks.
*nodz hed*
ya, kittehs ownlee eets stuffs wif nommy flavurs, goggies eets stuffs that nawt runawayfastenuff or nawt haz teh pointee endz.
nope nawt halp..kitteh iz endifferent tu da peepz wishes an trikeri. kittehz du wat dey du
Iz tehm teh Knights hoo say “Ni” ?
Noes. Dem teh Knights hoo say “MEOOWWWW”
CATSLE
*clappity clappity wif teh floofypaws*
laird FTW!
They brought in a cataphract…
Man, that kitty looks annoyed! LOLZ, look at the contempt on that kitty’s face.
we’re gonna need a bigger cat-apult
Afinkso dis bees pikshur of Kitteh Law #1 – Iffn I FITS in it I SITS in it!
ana fyn egg samplol uv it tu
Did teh hoomins noes dey bilded a sitsinit jus for teh kitteh?
tehy shuddu nown. ennefing egg zistin inna hows iz fayr gaym foar teh kittehs!
ebreebuddy shud noe dat!
ebreebuddy noes dat cept teh GOGGIE!!! HA!!
LOL!!1!
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Mai EEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
*Hedesk*
*faycpaw*
an awlso….
*heddesk*
o an btw,
*snerk*
snerk
Hey
*Heddesk*
ow, dat hert!
Strypee Kitteh stoarmd
Foartress fayr andz skwayr. Hawbittz
bettah breeng dayr luntch!
Strypee Kitteh lykez
himz noo Spesshull Playss. Nawt skayrd
ubz Draggunn, eevurr!
Strypee Kitteh willz
nawt leebz himz Foartress untill
itz Crunchee Fud tyme!
Jack.
W00T! Dat wuz grate Jack!
Ifinkso strypee kitteh nawt ebbun leebz himz foartress foar CRUNCHEE fuud tyme. Ifinkso Strypee kitteh onlee leebz foar GUSHY FUUDS tyme!!!
Mai b teh lego vikings kuud yooz teh tractur behiin teh fortris tew moov teh kitteh
nawt unles teh trakter brings gushifuds az bayt, aifinkso.
eet myte….
*Nods hed*
IFinkso – tracter bring gushifuds, DEN kitteh MITE leebs comfy sitsinit!
oar at leest tayk it intu kunsid…kunsider…fink abouwt it.
Haz fun stormin teh catsle dere lil lego guis!
Lego guize noes enuf to sit bak an wait, kitteh will git hongry soon an will wander orf in search ob gushifuds leebing the reedout virtually defentsless.
were gonna needs
moar LEGOz
This blog is funny!!
I luv its
oh no is King Kat!!!!
Naowz, whurz dat LLLLLEEEEEERRROYYYY JEEEENNNNNNNKIIINNNNZ guy wen U needz him?
Teehee funny. ^-^
maybe we should build a bigger siege tower…
LEGO!!! =)