Comments on: NXT DOOR KITTEH

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:36:06 +0000

ah poke inda eye wif a hawt kneedul wit a slap upside da head iz beddar den howsewerk

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:40:00 +0000

An gotz teh airplayne eerz, tu!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:34:07 +0000

kenneth graham, teh wind in teh willolows

By: nismo

nismo — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:13:12 +0000

While there’s some serious disapproval going on with this kitty, nothing can ever top the disapproving abilities of rabbits.

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:02:37 +0000

R yu speeking ov Graham Crackers?

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:00:56 +0000

but … but … (snerk) … wut about thoses of us hoo wuz chilrens before Python, before Pratchett, before Adams? Ai finkso it wuz Kipling, Graham, Seuss, Tolkeen, and probly some otters that got us prepared for Python and co. when we wuz a little older.
.
or maybe it wuz that time Mom dropped me on my hed (JK, mom)

By: KittyB

KittyB — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:01:57 +0000

Izza plesure Nennepus. Ai put xtra cheezes on spesial fur dis okashun! *lolz*

By: KittyB

KittyB — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:59:15 +0000

Fangs annipuss, nao ai feel less onlee-1-who-dunnit-ish. =D Ai iz akshully not sure wat it’s called here in Souf Afreeka, but ai noe it goes wif shampain brekfast!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:04:40 +0000

mai mind bogglolz….
a possum-not-kwite-human-like-a-bebeh-rangotan onli nawt-red.

By: upfi

upfi — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:03:35 +0000

Welkum, Kat_Dawg! Hope ur insomneeya gets bettur soon. Iffn nawt, at leest u can has laffs here wif us. Pweeze feel free to write enny way u want, we’ll be happee eivver way.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:02:45 +0000

Heeheee
Mine yoo don’t bork sumfink cweenmj
Mai kitchin tablol an chares be teh Hevvy!!
…gets owt damp cloff an mop an wipes up teh flyin dust…..
*sigh* a Tidmum’s werk is nebber dun…. speshully wen seh be playin owt wiv her Cheezfrens

By: upfi

upfi — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:01:45 +0000

Shure u do! Welkum, wiot! Welkum to cheezland! *extends feeler to shake hands wif wiot*

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:59:28 +0000

Velcums velcums!
de gud fing wif lol-speek – is dat u can du watebber u wants! As Cween says – deres onleh wun rules an dat is tu play nice!
*pops de welcumming shaympayne*
Cheez!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:58:32 +0000

Oh, mai, Tidmum dat sowndz like a hebbenly uvvin!! I duz a happy ditchen danse fur u.
.
dans, dans, dans in deh dust leebin footprintz awl arownd.
dans adn twurlz wif broom in wun hand.
Sweepee, sweepee, dust flyz awl ober.
dansee sweepee, sweepee, dansee,
grab deh kitchen chair and swing it owt uv deh way,
skootch deh tayblol dis way,
sweepee dansee, dansee sweepee,
swing deh chair over deh hed and twerl sum moar.
W000t!! w00t!!! Itz deh noo ubin dans!!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:58:22 +0000

Mr T.M sed…” No yoo cannot has”…. O.o
an as he be teh wun doin awl teh werk,plus is rented howse, I nawt wanna spend taht. I wud ravver bai…
CHEEZBURGERS an CHOKKLIT

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:56:03 +0000

teh wun ob mai dreems wuddent fit in mai kitshin wivout a compleet rip owt ob cubberds an cownters an majer werk.. an it was 2 an a haff fowsand munnies wivowt teh hood an splash bak!!!!!

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:55:46 +0000

Iz teh hair akshully… imagin ah baybee orangutan, onli nawt red cullured. Ha tu uze dryer sheet tu keepz it frum attractin baluunz

adn ah gud dai tu yew tu!!

By: lizo

lizo — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:54:04 +0000

Soo cute! Wanna smile some more? lizothedog on twitter.com!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:52:43 +0000

we’re planning total kitchen-redoing in de fall autumn…
I has founded de cooker ob may dreams tu – wif indukshun-hob an tu obbens…

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:49:41 +0000

Walkum Kat_Dawg! lolspeak iz opshunul – sum peepl nebber yooze it an sum uv us aer at hoem in bofe Ingerlish an lolspeak.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:49:00 +0000

Oh Hai smammie!! I b ponder how a possum dat b awlmost human wud luk. I think it wud luk a lot like ut abatar!!! haz a gud day!!

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:48:00 +0000

Aye haz a geluss, hmmmph. Dint ebben noa dat dey had awl dem goodiez. Eggcited izzint ebben haf ob it… yew iz prolly bouncin orf teh walz.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:46:37 +0000

Doan’t wurree KittyB – Ai din’t noe wat a mimosa wuz (Ai thort it wuz hard boild eggyolk pusht throo a siv.) We cawls dat drink “Buck’s fizz” in ingerland.

By: KittyB

KittyB — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:46:03 +0000

Fangs u, PK. Ebry1 heer haz bin beri nys 2 me. Ai haz lernd frum it, an wil keep on lernin. *lolz*

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:44:42 +0000

Yew meen dat Kitteh duzint lissin tew Apocalypta, oar nuffin? OMCC!! Hymn kneadz interventshun.

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:42:59 +0000

an deres still a few petlols lefted onda toolips an roasis…

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:42:38 +0000

Gud Mawnin Jamamamamamamamama!!!!!!!!

Aye gotz tu gits orf tu werk, pleh. Bin op sinz 4 bakin & beedin. Aye iz awlmoas human todai, house abowt yew?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:41:26 +0000

*sneekingz up bhind Jamamamamammaa*
.
BOO!!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:41:18 +0000

akshulleh – wut reeleh got tu him wus de norbegian deaff mettlol – dey diddunt hab enuff ob de base onnit – u kud still heer de skreems ob de vokololist…

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:34:16 +0000

boff waiz!!!

By: Janet of Gar

Janet of Gar — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:29:14 +0000

Yepper!

No otter creachur can gib u a “drop dead” luk
liek a kitteh.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:26:15 +0000

u shud twie smammie’s danishs… dem bes berry YUMM!
smammie shaers dem a bit hiur inna thred

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:25:48 +0000

It has wun gas obbin an wun lektrik obbin,has grill an 4 gas burners an a wox burner cradle fingy
Got teh matchin splashbak an extracshun hood too
I has a eggcited ..

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:23:45 +0000

ai fink awl free ob u bees riet!

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:10:05 +0000

nawt dat sew mush az da skreechie violinz anda Klezmer muzik. Kitteh haz finickii taystz.

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:07:04 +0000

Iz gnu obbin gas? Aye finally gotz wun ah few yeerz ago… Aye iz in hebbin now.. juss ah bakkin fule.

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:06:55 +0000

Huhhhh??? Kitteh nawt laik teh bagpipez adn accordians playin’ teh polka muzik?

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:01:38 +0000

*Hops in an grabs a burger*
Fanks – nomnomnomnomnom!
*jumps ober tu de mimosas – dainteeleh taeks a glass… GLUGG*
Fanks agin!
*Hops bakk into RL – PLEH!!!*
Fanks KittyB!
{{{{cheezepeeps}}}}
TTFN!!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:53:55 +0000

nawt so muches as upgraydes, juss upheeval O.o
I has been cuvvettin a gnu obbin for yeerz an yeerz.Now i can has.
But…werktops need cuttin.. tiles hadda cum orf..lektriks be moofed,
paintin….replayc teh borked tiles awn flor…awl fur a gnu obbin!!
But I has a happitayl
I is a lukky Cheezpeep aifinkso

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:52:12 +0000

Nope, hed-dropping makes teh trolls… haz been deetermind bai absolootlee-hyoomain-we-promiss reesurch awn teh capchured trolls.
Erlee eksposure tu Monty Python, Pratchett, Douglas Adams, n possiblee tu uvver sorsis such as Red Dwarf has teh benefishul effekts.

By: KittyB

KittyB — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:51:59 +0000

Ahem… leeve, nt leew…..

By: KittyB

KittyB — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:50:42 +0000

U iz rite smammie, ai wil leew teh rock & venture 4th & lern….. 4 nao. =D
Lernin iz gud 4 teh soal, eniwai!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:49:42 +0000

wiv lotsa budder an peppernsalt mashed in….*droooooooool*
..rite, now, duz i has Eggybred or poachy eggs for mai Luntsh?..
desizzhuns.I has dem..

By: KittyB

KittyB — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:46:52 +0000

Fangs u, Fikshunkitteh. =D Iz beli sweet of u. Ai aprishihate teh hintz. It iz tru dat u lern sumfink new ebery day, aifinkso! *lolz*
Beesydz, ai cn neber really b down on a Fwiday, iz always a gud day!
Mefinks ai wil hab a mimosa 2moro mornin’! *mischievis grin* Maibee a slys of cake wif it… hmmm…..

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:45:53 +0000

hmmmm, an Aye fought it wuz bean drowpt awn mai hed aza youngin… juss shows tu go ya.

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:44:08 +0000

cheez & rice… iffin Aye hadda tu hyde unner ah rok furr ebbery thyme Aye maed a nawt-noa-oopsie, dey’d bii cawlin’ mii “neanderthal”

Hose yew gonna lern iffen yew doan maek misteaks?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:44:04 +0000

Absomolootlee! Oar tu much Hitchhiker’s Guide.
Thees be teh fings taht made us whu we be tuday! *giglol* An ai LYK whu teh cheezpeeps be tuday!

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:40:41 +0000

kum tu fink ob it… yere rite! Nor tu mush Pratchett in mai buk…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:39:27 +0000

Ohai, an welkome, an plz tu be coming owt! Iz menny fings here ai nawt knowing what tehy be at nawt-sekkund… iz a fing taht happens when peeps frum awl ober teh whirrld iz tugevver! Nawt tu wurry abowt lil mistaek, tehy happen, it nawt matter, ebreewun still lub yu an no wun fink yu be stoopy!
Yu eber fink how noying sumwun wud be whu nebber eber maed a mistaek?

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:39:03 +0000

yew sounz juss liek Mr. P (rite abturz hymn sed sumpin stupie ‘bowt mii tryin tu maek hymn fat)