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spies on ewe tew
lolz, its teh party
Congrats, Catslave – u leed teh macrame!
We Uz Cha-Cha ober tew ty bow-teek? ahd haz marblol caik wif Caromlol sauce for treets?
O.o caramlol sauce… ai kan has 2?
congarats catslave
Ewe can haz Siobhan, and a dubble surving iff ewe wants!!!
{{{{{{catslave}}}}}} ai lurves da cheezland adn da cheezpeeps!
{{{{{Siobhan}}}}} CHeezpeeps are gud Peeps!
Gud moaning Annipuss!!1!
Gud mornin 2 u 2! We haz SUNSHYNE dis mornin!
Wii Will tew when teh sun cumbs up… in abowt 4 Hours is 3:30 AM PDT Pacific Dailite thyme) hear…
10.30am heer in sunnee Lundun! Ai haz to go owt naow. Bai!
Bai! Annipuss, Haz a nice dai!
Conga Ratz on eberybodee’s nawt sekkund adn Catslave’s tawp! Ai fink u awl needinging shinee fings todai – maibee a shinee sturrer 4 ur drinkeez?
Juan wif a pinwheel on the end!!1!
An gotz teh airplayne eerz, tu!
Turn it doun!
moastleh de musikk akshully – tu much mellodeh, not enuff wailing!
Kneads Moar katerwalling!
yer wryte, and they needz moah bass, my China issen eben rattling
an deres still a few petlols lefted onda toolips an roasis…
innovatayshun wudda halped… juss sayin
yah fink so tu… wudda been reeleh halpfull fur naibor kitteh to cin frowns frum da cornur ob ur libbing rum adn nawt frum hims oan windoe… ^^
snikur
Aye juss maed sum apricot-jinjer-cheez Danish… iz hawt, butt nommie.. wud ennywun caer tu shaer?
Fanx Smammie
Yummmyyyy *nomnomnomnomnomnomnom……*burp*…pardon mee*
{{{Tidmum}}} Gud tu bii scene Yu dis mawnin!!! Shud bii brunch oar beddur fur yew, sew haz ah fresh (slap, stawp dat!) cuppa cawfee tu. Hearz ah gigunta carafe ob amaretta tu pass ‘roun.
Ohai Smammie {{{{Smammie}}}
I juss had mah breffist….coffee an ciggy folled bai a biig bowl ob oats soaked in orinj joose ober night,ten loosened wiv a splash ob milk,wiv a banananer an a apple chopped into it
nice an stikky an NOMMMY 
*sips at amaretta* ..
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*looks rownd at howsewerk an finks *Pfffft* ..it can wait *
Ohai Tidmum!!! Ur breffst sounds delishus adn nutrishus!! Ai agriis wif
U onna howswurk, its awlees der, can wayt, mush moor mportent
fings 3 doo…hangin wiff cheezpeeps mabbeh atta tawp ob list…
Ohai fikshunkitteh {{{{fikshunkitteh}}}}
It was deelishuss
wus a breffist taht teh cook at mai boardin skule used to make on a Frydegg.
Me an mah Big sister still make it 25 years later
An eggybred drizzled wiv golden syrup..*droooool*….
Ah…Childhud fud memries. I has dem .
We be upsidown here.Gnu flor in kitchen juss laid,gnu cukker cummin sune an walltiles awl chipped orf..mess dust an mayhem.Ebreeware.
I has no get up an go…It got up an went Ifinkso.
Still.Will be berry niec wen is finnished….
{{{{Tidmum}}}} it sownds lyk U is has teh kichin upgraydz!!
Ai haz a nenvee!!! Ai wood gladlee put up wiffa dusts if end rezult qqkwalls pritty kichin wiff awl noo fings!!! Anna chilhud memriez of fudz…Ai berember luvin poched eggys spred onna tost, most yummy fur me!!!
wiv lotsa budder an peppernsalt mashed in….*droooooooool*
..rite, now, duz i has Eggybred or poachy eggs for mai Luntsh?..
desizzhuns.I has dem..
nawt so muches as upgraydes, juss upheeval O.o
I has been cuvvettin a gnu obbin for yeerz an yeerz.Now i can has.
But…werktops need cuttin.. tiles hadda cum orf..lektriks be moofed,
paintin….replayc teh borked tiles awn flor…awl fur a gnu obbin!!
But I has a happitayl
I is a lukky Cheezpeep aifinkso
Iz gnu obbin gas? Aye finally gotz wun ah few yeerz ago… Aye iz in hebbin now.. juss ah bakkin fule.
It has wun gas obbin an wun lektrik obbin,has grill an 4 gas burners an a wox burner cradle fingy
Got teh matchin splashbak an extracshun hood too
I has a eggcited ..
Aye haz a geluss, hmmmph. Dint ebben noa dat dey had awl dem goodiez. Eggcited izzint ebben haf ob it… yew iz prolly bouncin orf teh walz.
we’re planning total kitchen-redoing in de fall autumn…
I has founded de cooker ob may dreams tu – wif indukshun-hob an tu obbens…
teh wun ob mai dreems wuddent fit in mai kitshin wivout a compleet rip owt ob cubberds an cownters an majer werk.. an it was 2 an a haff fowsand munnies wivowt teh hood an splash bak!!!!!
Mr T.M sed…” No yoo cannot has”…. O.o
an as he be teh wun doin awl teh werk,plus is rented howse, I nawt wanna spend taht. I wud ravver bai…
CHEEZBURGERS an CHOKKLIT
Oh, mai, Tidmum dat sowndz like a hebbenly uvvin!! I duz a happy ditchen danse fur u.
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dans, dans, dans in deh dust leebin footprintz awl arownd.
dans adn twurlz wif broom in wun hand.
Sweepee, sweepee, dust flyz awl ober.
dansee sweepee, sweepee, dansee,
grab deh kitchen chair and swing it owt uv deh way,
skootch deh tayblol dis way,
sweepee dansee, dansee sweepee,
swing deh chair over deh hed and twerl sum moar.
W000t!! w00t!!! Itz deh noo ubin dans!!
Heeheee
Mine yoo don’t bork sumfink cweenmj
Mai kitchin tablol an chares be teh Hevvy!!
…gets owt damp cloff an mop an wipes up teh flyin dust…..
*sigh* a Tidmum’s werk is nebber dun…. speshully wen seh be playin owt wiv her Cheezfrens
And yesh, Cheezfrenz be moar bedder tahn howsewerk
I fink a poke inna eye is bedder den howsewerk
ah poke inda eye wif a hawt kneedul iz beddar den howsewerk….
ai fink awl free ob u bees riet!
ah poke inda eye wif a hawt kneedul wit a slap upside da head iz beddar den howsewerk
OMCC! WANT! NOMNOMNOMNOM! *burp* Skewz meh!
yew sounz juss liek Mr. P (rite abturz hymn sed sumpin stupie ‘bowt mii tryin tu maek hymn fat)
Gitz owf mai lawn!
Kepe teh noys down!
Kitteh iz liek Gladys Kravitz uv Bewitched.
FTW
Yup – datz elebentee burgers ifn ai eber seen it!
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i comment olso?
Shure u do! Welkum, wiot! Welkum to cheezland! *extends feeler to shake hands wif wiot*
Woohoo, P’artei! Ai bring cheezburgerz!!!
*starts handing out cheezburgers to fellow lolcats*
ai doan noes u… butt (hehe) ai fink ai laiks u ^^
*bwings da dwinks fur da parteh*
Mimosas Awl around!
oh yesh! *hans mimosas 2 awl ob da cheezpeeps* sorreh fur da caramlol on da glass… jes leftobers frum mai dublol serving… enjoi et ^^
*takes mimosa frum catslave*
**CHEEZ**
..dont care that it be haff past ten inna mornin…..
Ai’ll drink 2 dat!
Ai nebber haz a mimosa b4.
*takes 1 fwom catslave n gingerly nibblez*
Hmmm… nom nom…
Iz nummy!! Nao finish wif a nyc glas of milc.
Nao ai iz hapiley stuffed! *Lolz* =D
Ohai KittyB, R U nu heer? If sew, welcum!! Menny gud peeps, lots ob laffs. *wispurrs* jus sew U no, mimosa izza drink…purrfekt fur mornin!!! Sum shampain wiff oranj (nawt poyzin) jews, bery tasty, adn EZ 2 get teh tip C.
Ohmygosh! *blushes profusley* Ai feelz laik beli big nincompoop! Iz gonna hide under a rock nao…
*runz to da nearest big rock & starts diggin a hoal*
PS. ‘M farely new, haz been reading lolz few months nao, bt only ritin’ last few weeks.
Ohai, an welkome, an plz tu be coming owt! Iz menny fings here ai nawt knowing what tehy be at nawt-sekkund… iz a fing taht happens when peeps frum awl ober teh whirrld iz tugevver! Nawt tu wurry abowt lil mistaek, tehy happen, it nawt matter, ebreewun still lub yu an no wun fink yu be stoopy!
Yu eber fink how noying sumwun wud be whu nebber eber maed a mistaek?
Fangs u, PK. Ebry1 heer haz bin beri nys 2 me. Ai haz lernd frum it, an wil keep on lernin. *lolz*
Doan’t wurree KittyB – Ai din’t noe wat a mimosa wuz (Ai thort it wuz hard boild eggyolk pusht throo a siv.) We cawls dat drink “Buck’s fizz” in ingerland.
Fangs annipuss, nao ai feel less onlee-1-who-dunnit-ish. =D Ai iz akshully not sure wat it’s called here in Souf Afreeka, but ai noe it goes wif shampain brekfast!
Ai herd of mimosa b4, bt ai fink ai confuzed it wif samoesa… silly miscate, ai noe. At leest iz Fwiday! =D
Oh no KittyB!!! Plz 2 cum owt??? Y not no…sew Ai juss gibs U a lil hintz… Donut fillz stoopy…allus has teh lernin ebry dai, cheezland izza plays fur happee noo nawlegj. Welcum heer, glads u deside 2 cum owta lurkin adn nao tokkin!!! Friedegg izza a gud Xcyoos fur N dulg inna mimosa!!! Cheez!!
Fangs u, Fikshunkitteh. =D Iz beli sweet of u. Ai aprishihate teh hintz. It iz tru dat u lern sumfink new ebery day, aifinkso! *lolz*
Beesydz, ai cn neber really b down on a Fwiday, iz always a gud day!
Mefinks ai wil hab a mimosa 2moro mornin’! *mischievis grin* Maibee a slys of cake wif it… hmmm…..
u shud twie smammie’s danishs… dem bes berry YUMM!
smammie shaers dem a bit hiur inna thred
cheez & rice… iffin Aye hadda tu hyde unner ah rok furr ebbery thyme Aye maed a nawt-noa-oopsie, dey’d bii cawlin’ mii “neanderthal”
Hose yew gonna lern iffen yew doan maek misteaks?
U iz rite smammie, ai wil leew teh rock & venture 4th & lern….. 4 nao. =D
Lernin iz gud 4 teh soal, eniwai!
Ahem… leeve, nt leew…..
*Hops in an grabs a burger*
Fanks – nomnomnomnomnom!
*jumps ober tu de mimosas – dainteeleh taeks a glass… GLUGG*
Fanks agin!
*Hops bakk into RL – PLEH!!!*
Fanks KittyB!
{{{{cheezepeeps}}}}
TTFN!!
Izza plesure Nennepus. Ai put xtra cheezes on spesial fur dis okashun! *lolz*
cute
Iz thyme to go bak tew bed. It cawls me…. as dew mai tew kittehs Stormy and Chessie… Tehy wants snorgles…
TTFN (ta ta for Naow)
Hi there! Iz new here, kinda…(my lolspeak is not so good)… Iz been a lurker for ’bout a year. I been havin teh insomniaz lately & u haz all given me somfink to luk forward to doing in teh middle of teh night. I luv reedin yor comments, it brightens my day. This has to be teh friendliest site in all of the interwebz! Thx!!
Walkum Kat_Dawg! lolspeak iz opshunul – sum peepl nebber yooze it an sum uv us aer at hoem in bofe Ingerlish an lolspeak.
Velcums velcums!
de gud fing wif lol-speek – is dat u can du watebber u wants! As Cween says – deres onleh wun rules an dat is tu play nice!
*pops de welcumming shaympayne*
Cheez!
Welkum, Kat_Dawg! Hope ur insomneeya gets bettur soon. Iffn nawt, at leest u can has laffs here wif us. Pweeze feel free to write enny way u want, we’ll be happee eivver way.
get awfa my lawn!!
turns it down!!
hmmmph….. kidz theze days, tehy donut value a dollar.
in my days, we wuz glad to have the price of a cup of tea!!
mumble rassnsnfrassn grumble ….
they didnt have to walk to skool in teh sno..
..wiv no shuze…
uphill bof wais wif no shoos *snikr*
Ha! Yu wuz lukky tu ebben hab feet!! wii went ophill, inda sno, awn stumpz.
boff waiz!!!
*sneekingz up bhind Jamamamamammaa*
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BOO!!
Gud Mawnin Jamamamamamamamama!!!!!!!!
Aye gotz tu gits orf tu werk, pleh. Bin op sinz 4 bakin & beedin. Aye iz awlmoas human todai, house abowt yew?
Oh Hai smammie!! I b ponder how a possum dat b awlmost human wud luk. I think it wud luk a lot like ut abatar!!!
haz a gud day!!
Iz teh hair akshully… imagin ah baybee orangutan, onli nawt red cullured. Ha tu uze dryer sheet tu keepz it frum attractin baluunz
adn ah gud dai tu yew tu!!
mai mind bogglolz….
a possum-not-kwite-human-like-a-bebeh-rangotan onli nawt-red.
and get up before they went to bed
iz dare sucha fing az “tu mush Monty Python”, aza chile?
kum tu fink ob it… yere rite! Nor tu mush Pratchett in mai buk…
Absomolootlee! Oar tu much Hitchhiker’s Guide.
Thees be teh fings taht made us whu we be tuday! *giglol* An ai LYK whu teh cheezpeeps be tuday!
hmmmm, an Aye fought it wuz bean drowpt awn mai hed aza youngin… juss shows tu go ya.
Nope, hed-dropping makes teh trolls… haz been deetermind bai absolootlee-hyoomain-we-promiss reesurch awn teh capchured trolls.
Erlee eksposure tu Monty Python, Pratchett, Douglas Adams, n possiblee tu uvver sorsis such as Red Dwarf has teh benefishul effekts.
but … but … (snerk) … wut about thoses of us hoo wuz chilrens before Python, before Pratchett, before Adams? Ai finkso it wuz Kipling, Graham, Seuss, Tolkeen, and probly some otters that got us prepared for Python and co. when we wuz a little older.
(JK, mom)
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or maybe it wuz that time Mom dropped me on my hed
R yu speeking ov Graham Crackers?
kenneth graham, teh wind in teh willolows
Disaprooval be a nachural talint fur kittehs… tehy awl be so berry gud at it. Takes no effurt atawl.
Yepper!
No otter creachur can gib u a “drop dead” luk
liek a kitteh.
Huhhhh??? Kitteh nawt laik teh bagpipez adn accordians playin’ teh polka muzik?
nawt dat sew mush az da skreechie violinz anda Klezmer muzik. Kitteh haz finickii taystz.
akshulleh – wut reeleh got tu him wus de norbegian deaff mettlol – dey diddunt hab enuff ob de base onnit – u kud still heer de skreems ob de vokololist…
Yew meen dat Kitteh duzint lissin tew Apocalypta, oar nuffin? OMCC!! Hymn kneadz interventshun.
Soo cute! Wanna smile some more? lizothedog on twitter.com!
While there’s some serious disapproval going on with this kitty, nothing can ever top the disapproving abilities of rabbits.