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Oh Noz!! Dey declawed u too!!

but den u cant beat paper.

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Thursday, March 12th, 2009 at 4:00 pm.

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  1. skwirrlgrrl says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:02 am

    oh teh, um, small manatee??

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  2. Maus says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:02 am

    My bodyguard…

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    • Maus says:
      March 13, 2009 at 3:04 am

      That kitteh looks just like my first cat…
      *sigh*
      *splort*

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      • skwirrlgrrl says:
        March 13, 2009 at 3:05 am

        Maus ur havin a bad splort week!!
        *runs off to find teh skotch and blindfolds*

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      • annipuss says:
        March 13, 2009 at 3:07 am

        Mirrur, signul, manoober….
        Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

        *sweep up Maus’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
        *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
        *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
        *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
        *Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum skotch an a choklit possum*
        Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

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      • Nennepus says:
        March 13, 2009 at 3:12 am

        Oh noes… not agin!
        ebber finking ob replaysing dose joosanta-fingies – dey not be doing dere job…
        *scoops up Mauses brayns an rinces dem of wif likwid from an unmarked botlol – oh noes! it was a pan-galactic-garglol-blaster! :shock: *
        *rinces wif fyrehose to get ebbryfing oaf*
        *puts brayns back an sekurs heddboan wif multikolored duckytaep wif depressed robots on*
        *puts on 3 nu CHRG wdoi on – an moar taep*
        *puts back de joosantas tu*
        *leeds maus to de recubberehward, inna floofeh blankit and a cup ob hot chocklit an a bag wif sordid chocolatcoatid fruuts*
        - nao dont luk ennymoar at de kitteh!

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  3. Nennepus says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:02 am

    u poort fing…
    *fastens caretroll-mask taitleh on*

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  4. annipuss says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:02 am

    Pore liddle babbeh no teefs eever!

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  5. uniquekitty says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:04 am

    owr walls wuld luuk a lawt bedder naow if ai kuld cubber Tira’s pointyends liek that!

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  6. jebus says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:12 am

    hay!!! him steeld mai boxin globs!!!

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  7. judson says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:19 am

    Kitteh just lubs dat ‘new kid’ smell.

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  8. Konrad says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:37 am

    Whoever made this caption seems to have no idea what declawing is. A better picture would have been one where the kid had just a palm. Claws are not the cat’s nails, they are the cats fingers.

    The next time you consider having your cat declawed, imagine how much you would enjoy life if you didn’t have fingers.

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    • Lizzie Lou says:
      March 13, 2009 at 5:09 am

      Just to let you know, I do NOT believe in declawing (have had many, many cats and never did that).

      Lighten up Francis (for all of you that were “upset” by this – It’s just a funny caption.

      This is a friend’s cat and baby and neither are declawed.

      Geeze!

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    • Romeow says:
      March 13, 2009 at 7:12 am

      Akshully, iz liek remoobing teh last nukkle on a finner. Butts, aside frum dat, I fink we can awl agree dat declawing iz a Do Nawt Do.
      .
      Dis iz preeching to teh preecher wif Cheez Peeps, butts it bears mentioning cuz dere r lots of peeps out dere dat still fink it iz OK to declaw, and dey mite b reading.
      .
      Hao duz I kno dis, u ask? Lately, at teh pleh shelter ware I volunteer, lots ov peeps hab cum in and tawked bout declawing. Dey akshully declawed a kitten wen it got spayed a foo weeks ago.
      .
      One person waz gonna hab mah bebeh Valentino declawed onna front AND back – butts luckily, dey didn’t cum bak wif a monies to adopt him.
      .
      Juss last week, sumone wanted to adopt an adult polydactyl and hab him declawed. Fankfully, it didn’t happen.
      .
      I fink dat iffs peeps knew wat waz involved wif declawing – dey wuddn’t do it. Iz an edumacashunal fing, ifinkso.

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      • prysma-kitteh says:
        March 13, 2009 at 7:25 am

        Yep, iz berry much edumakayshun. Ai haz oftin eksplasyned it tu peeps an had tehm say fings lyk, “OMG, ai did nawt know taht!” Yes, tehy shud resurch it befoar duing it, but iz so casually dun bai menny vet cliniks taht it nawt occur tu menny peeps.
        Iz importint tu teech peeps what be inbolbed — an taht tehy be luking at arthritis, fantom pain, litter box ishues, an stuff like that thru life.
        But being aggressive nawt get yu herd.

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        • prysma-kitteh says:
          March 13, 2009 at 7:26 am

          An ai haz a hyooj happeh yur Valentino is safe wif yu.
          .
          Rly, if yu want a cat, have a CAT. A cat wif no claws iz a ghost uv a cat.

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          • Multi-Facets says:
            March 13, 2009 at 11:17 am

            Yez, yez! I sew agree. Wen we hadda tak care uv mai seestor’s catz, Mom had ‘em front-declawed, despite mai very vocal prote…. prost…. despite mai loud werds of “Doan’t do eet!”

            She said “Do not want” to damag to furnitur. She gotz it anywayz wen wun cat (poor Dipstick) had widdle raw pawsies dat gotz blood on flor an cowch. It gave me such a hyoog sad wen I relized Dipstick’s pawsies wern’t healin welz. :( He gotz better, but it stil givs me a sad wen I finks of eet.

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            • Tanja says:
              March 13, 2009 at 11:59 pm

              I’ve always had cats with claws, here in Holland, people would be
              horrified if you’d declaw a cat!
              I never had damage to the furniture. You have to give a cat a place where
              he/she can scratch, and (usually) they will mostly scratch there.

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  9. OriginalFatCats says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:37 am

    Ok bebbeh, here what we do to get revenge:
    1AM – You Cry
    2AM – I chase things around in their room
    3AM – You Cry
    4AM – I ask for gushifuds
    5AM – You Cry
    6AM – I sit on their heads
    7AM – Alarm goes off

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  10. Rosebud says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:37 am

    Afinkso teh kitteh wantses teh skwooshy sitsinit annawt teh babeh tuu sitsinit.

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  11. Johnnyface says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:39 am

    I tink dat behbeh has one finger pooped up on each hand under tehm mittehns…wych won, I wunder…??

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  12. Lyanthe says:
    March 13, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Declawing is animal torture

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    • uniquekitty says:
      March 13, 2009 at 4:21 am

      *drags in anudder caretroll trap*

      Burfdai Fairy gonna have noo…uuummmm……helpers, suun…

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      • parrothead says:
        March 13, 2009 at 4:28 am

        {{{uniqukitty}}}

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        • uniquekitty says:
          March 13, 2009 at 4:35 am

          {{{{parrothead}}}}

          *wunderswaigrumpytrollshavetewcometewdishappyplaycetritewruincheezpeepsfun*

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          • upfi says:
            March 13, 2009 at 4:51 am

            Because declawing is an issue among animol lubbers, dat’s why. Teh peeps really care, but unfortshnitlee dey do nawt tayk into account dat we lubs cats, too, adn wudn’t declaw dem. So dey is barking/meowing up teh wrong tree. *sigh*
            {{{uniquekitty}}} + {{{parrothead}}}

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            • booklion says:
              March 13, 2009 at 5:01 am

              Peeps luv preeching, nd don’t eben notiss wehn they is preeching to teh choir.
              Is ishue I gets bery angry about IRL, nd let a frend have it when she considdered doing it. But this is nawt reel life, nd teh lol duz nawt support it.

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              • booklion says:
                March 13, 2009 at 5:04 am

                {{{{{Upfi}}}}}

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                • upfi says:
                  March 13, 2009 at 5:11 am

                  {{{{{Booklion}}}}}
                  Oh dearly belubbed winged Booklion! Schmoos to u on dis Friedegg!

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                • bluesfan473 says:
                  March 13, 2009 at 5:21 am

                  Ackshoolee, shelterz inn mai area maik u sine a paper promisin that u wil nawt git ur kitteh declawed afore u adoptz tehm. Ai agree taht iz nawt gud fing tew dew butt tehre iz noe ebidence taht kitteh iz declawed, iz jus a joke. Folkes joke bowt fings taht r ded serious awl teh tyme, is a hooman fing.

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              • Rosebud says:
                March 13, 2009 at 5:17 am

                Preechin to teh chior iz rite!! Ai has a vol…volun… Ai goez tuu teh Aminal she…shel…howse tommoorry in teh mawnin teh sees teh kittehs an cleenz deyr widdle cages and poopies! Ebbry Caturday I goes an sees. Ai noes abbowt teh torchures an baddie hoomins!!! Des Trolleefinks no needs komes heer an mayks me has a sad!!!

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                • eeckthecat says:
                  March 13, 2009 at 5:21 am

                  U iz awesum to volunteer.
                  I think I would be a crying mess if I had to see teh poor kittehs.

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                  • Rosebud says:
                    March 13, 2009 at 5:24 am

                    Noes, noes kries. Iz a KYOOT!!! Teh Kittehs huggses and kisses and tawks and meooows. AN dis one is a NO KILL.

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                    • uniquekitty says:
                      March 13, 2009 at 5:42 am

                      Plasticat and ai are gonna tri fostering kittehs fer teh Hoomane Soseyeitee. mai fren duz and it iz teh win! butt ai nawt shure mai Unique kitteh will be bery happytayl abowt it…mai fren sais iz sew bad that peeps are eben triing tew gib dere horses tew teh Hoomane Soseyeitee cuz dey kan’t afford tew keep dem memore :(

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                      • Rosebud says:
                        March 13, 2009 at 6:37 am

                        *nods hed*
                        Yesh iz truu iz truu.
                        No, yuuz kitteh will nawt beez bery happytayl abowt teh nuu kittehs. Mai kitteh waz nawt happytail atawl wen weez gots ower nu kittehs firsttyme. Butt himz gots usded tuu its. Naos deys awl happytayl togedder! speshullee nao weez gots 3 kittehs, 3 mowsees an a HAMMIE. Dey awl likes to watchded teh hammie an mowsies togedder!

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                • booklion says:
                  March 13, 2009 at 5:24 am

                  {{{{{Rosebud}}}}}
                  Yu a good peep, doing gud fings. Yu deservs yr funs and gigglols.

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              • Nennepus says:
                March 13, 2009 at 5:22 am

                Fankies BookKingObKittehs!
                U just stopped me going onna rant about all de fings u said!
                (an probableh embarrassing meeselbs an almoast lukking liek a Tee-arr-ow-dublolEll tu…)
                U ar a wise king ob kittehs {{{{{{{{BL}}}}}}}}}

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  13. Rosebud says:
    March 13, 2009 at 4:15 am

    Aifinkso iffn dis cheezplase gonta beez wiff teh grumpiez diskushunz den Ai beez leebins!! Ai wantses teh sillies an teh laffses!!! :(

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  14. rhsb says:
    March 13, 2009 at 4:16 am

    **yawns an stretches**

    Iz tiem foar me to get in teh shower an get reddy to go run my erranz. I’m chanjing bak to my mayden nayme 2day! :-D Lotsa playses to go…..drivurs lysense, car registrayshun, car inshurins, bank, etc…

    See y’all laytur 2day!

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  15. bluesfan473 says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:23 am

    Hmph! sew tihs iz ware mai “lost” mittenz r! Ai dint git anee pi cuz uv u kidlet!

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  16. prysma-kitteh says:
    March 13, 2009 at 6:57 am

    Personal thoughts on this one:
    Like most, if not all, the regular commenters, I think declawing cats is a terrible thing that should not be done. Removing the entire outer joint of each digit does cause immense pain and serious long-term physical and psychological difficulties.
    My first response to this was, “Oh, that’s not funny.”
    My second response was, “Hm, it could actually be an interesting thought, the idea of performing the same mutilation on a helpless human.”
    .
    I think the various people screaming about cruelty have the right general thought about declawing, but that this is not really a useful place for a diatribe about it, and there are ways to say things that are more likely to get people to pay attention. When people are responding to your tone and approach, they don’t hear what you’re saying. Appearing from nowhere and immediately posting aggressive comments about ANY issue, yes, will get you identified as a troll who is here to make trouble, because that’s the impression given. Check into your audience: the regulars here are among the most educated and loving and indulgent pet owners on the planet; some volunteer at shelters and are very much aware of declawing’s consequences.
    You’re not being called trolls because of the content. You’re being called trolls because of your approach. And yes, language DOES matter if you expect anyone to listen to you seriously.

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    • bluesfan473 says:
      March 13, 2009 at 7:06 am

      well said pk.

      I agree and would never declaw an animal but swearing and insulting us because of a picture and caption that we have no control over will not help.

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      • Pheem says:
        March 13, 2009 at 7:26 am

        Just for the record, the only people I insulted were those who declaw their cats, not the general population here. In the cases where the two groups overlap, tough. If someone’s going to mutilate an animal for their convenience I’m not going to lose any sleep over hurting their poor little feelings.

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        • prysma-kitteh says:
          March 13, 2009 at 7:32 am

          No, just for the record, you offended a great many innocent people with the tone and language, including those of us who work in rescue (and are aware of far more animal abuse issues than many people ever hear about) and those who never would mutilate a
          cat.

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          • Pheem says:
            March 13, 2009 at 7:56 am

            Offend and insult are not synonyms.

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            • AngelPlume says:
              March 13, 2009 at 8:03 am

              Close enuff fur heer. Boff ar unwanted adn unakseptibul.
              .
              Keep it nys or go awai.

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            • prysma-kitteh says:
              March 13, 2009 at 8:09 am

              I’m aware of that.
              That does not make it okay.
              I do understand being emotionally involved and having a strong reaction.
              However, first rule (far too often ignored) of netiquette:
              stop and count to ten before you hit send, and think about what you’re saying, to whom, and whether there’s any likely outcome other than starting a war.
              Since I highly doubt that anyone read your comments and suddenly decided not to declaw their cat, and since the outcome has been to offend and alienate a great many intelligent animal-loving people who would otherwise agree with you and welcome you…
              I think it might be worth looking at what happened, hm?

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              • prysma-kitteh says:
                March 13, 2009 at 8:15 am

                Seriously, don’t you get it? Everyone here agrees with you, Pheem.. And still finds what you said offensive because of how it was said. This is not a group readily prone to taking offense. Instead of arguing, try to learn something from it about communication and perception.

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                • Pheem says:
                  March 13, 2009 at 9:03 am

                  Learn something about communication and perception? Hmm, some how about I perceive some people as self-righteous whiners and don’t wish to communiocate with them? Yeah, I think that will do.

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                  • jehkeykat says:
                    March 13, 2009 at 11:23 am

                    Um, please, would you rephrase your second sentence? it does not seem to make any grammatical sense. The meaning is unclear and I do not want to respond until I am sure of your intentions.

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        • Rosebud says:
          March 13, 2009 at 7:35 am

          Rightfully so – but a troll is someone who expresses a negative feeling where it is neither needed nor warranted. Given the unselfish nature of people here, and those who are likely to read LOLcats, it is highly unlikely that you’re meager and tiny yet horribly rude comment is going to do anyone any good. All you have succeeded in doing is ruining a very lighthearted environment.

          If you want to protest the caption itself, do so to the proper authorities and not here, otherwise, find somewhere else to do more good on the topic, otherwise you’re all hot air.

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        • Rosebud says:
          March 13, 2009 at 7:41 am

          If you REALLY want to do some good:
          Go volunteer at a rescue or animal shelter, even for just an hour a week on a saturday or sunday morning. These places are desperate for help!

          Foster an animal – there are far too many unwanted animals. SO many the shelters often have to turn people away and tell them they just don’t have enough room. It makes the overcrowded prison system look like a holiday.

          Protest the pet stores at the local mall – they usually get their animals from puppy mills and breeders and have no discretion to who the animal goes to.

          Like I said – anything less is just a lot of hot air coming from someone who just wants to have an argument.

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        • AngelPlume says:
          March 13, 2009 at 7:43 am

          Wow – mebbe derez hope fur dis wun.
          .
          Ai wuz gonna say “well sed” tu, but dat it wudnt du anee gud bekawz trollz dont reed, dey juss showt. But dis wun can akshullee reed! Mebbe gibben a littul tym an sum attitood ajussments, we mite has a noo karing cheezfren.
          .
          Mai hart feelz a littul liter dat sum trollz mite akshullee be reformabul! :)

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    • lolcatburglar says:
      March 13, 2009 at 7:10 am

      PK, has I telled u lately that u utterly and completely ROCK?

      U also, BF!

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    • Rosebud says:
      March 13, 2009 at 7:13 am

      I agree, and well put.

      I also want to add that objections to a particular caption should not be directed here, where silliness reigns, but instead would be much more affective directed at the webmasters of this site.

      I may be new here, but a long-time lurker, and it seems to me the people that come here and make conversations are only trying to have fun and put a little silliness into their otherwise stressful days.

      I know about the declawing. I also know about a poor pregnant cat who was ripped apart by a dog and left for 5 days while her fetal kittens lay dying and she lay bleeding because her owner was too lazy to take her to the vet. The manager of the shelter I go to went and forcibly took the poor thing, and when the guy protested she threatened to take his sorry behind to court to pay a $20,000 fine and 5 yrs in jail for animal cruelty.

      So you go ahead, TROLL, and make your stupid comments about objecting to a JOKE. There are far more important things to worry about than a caption on a website entitled “I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER”.

      OK, I’m done now. :)

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  17. Rosebud says:
    March 13, 2009 at 8:08 am

    Aifinkso cheezpeep dats teh NAWT SEKKOND mite hafta puts up dis-klay-meh what sayz

    “Pleeze to nawt be wiff teh NAWTY werdz! Iffn yuunolikey deh pikshur or dem dere werds up deyah, den tawkie tuu teh SYSADMIN!! Only wiff teh silleeness beez yuu!!!”

    Then in english:
    “Please no profanity. Complaints about captions or pictures should be directed at the webmasters. Thank you.”

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    • AngelPlume says:
      March 13, 2009 at 8:17 am

      Ai can unnerstand ur frustrashun, but dat wud juss chaynj teh nachur ob dis syt, fur teh wurs, ai feer.
      .
      Itz hard enuff tu get nawt-sekkund fur reel (u see hao mennee tymz it rezults in a brayd), adn itz bettur to has funee adn klever commints (speshullee at teh top) den a bunch ob sad disklaymerz.
      .
      We has had diskushunz lyk dis befoar (see teh editorial on cweenmj’s syt) adn the jenrul consensus is dat we shud nawt enkorij dem by allowin dem tu mayk us awl upset and stoopy-sowndin. Dey du dat well enuff on dere own. We du best by staying lite adn klever – dey cant cumpeet wiff dat.

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      • Rosebud says:
        March 13, 2009 at 8:55 am

        *Nods hed* Ai unnersands. Aifinkso ai gotsded a tiny widdle sad cuzofteh trolliefinks tawkin bowts teh poe kitteh declaws. I likeses teh funneh and klevver commints wee has heer. Aifinkso ai needzez teh funneh stuffs cuz lotsa teh odder stuffs Ai has at mai howse is all icky. Okies. Needses teh BOURBON nao! LOL

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  18. pootpoot says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Iz teh babi lying on the belli of a tchiant kitteh?

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  19. kiity_niinja says:
    March 13, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    WAY UNORIGINAL.

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  20. Ryan says:
    March 14, 2009 at 6:58 am

    Thats not that funny

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  21. Anonymous Amputees says:
    June 1, 2011 at 10:46 am

    Why not? They do it to kittens…

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  22. Anonymous Amputees says:
    June 1, 2011 at 10:48 am

    Why not? They do kittens…

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  23. ladykitteh says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:53 am

    Caretroll alert!

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  24. uniquekitty says:
    March 13, 2009 at 3:55 am

    yur entitled tew yur opinyun, and entitled tew voyce it, but pleez at leest watch yer language – there are kids heer

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  25. Rosebud says:
    March 13, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Aifinkso dis cheezeplase iz foar teh funniez an teh laffses and nawt foar teh pawlitikies! Pleez tuu beez wiffs teh silliez an nawt wiff teh grumpiez!

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  26. BOM_MOMME says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:10 am

    I HAVE REPORTED THIS PERSON CAUSE I THINK THE LANGUAGE IS INAPPROPRATE FOR MANY CHEEZFREINDS. I REALIZE THIS MAY ENCOURAGE THIS PERSON TO ATTACK ME PERSONALLY, BUT IN THIS INSTANCE I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO PROTECT THE INTEGRITY OF THIS LAND.

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  27. uniquekitty says:
    March 13, 2009 at 4:18 am

    *drags in Acme Trolltrap, bayted wif care pakij uf choklit chip cuukies, brownies, and sordid choklit animlols*
    *wayts wif bayted breff fer troll tew enter trap*

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  28. upfi says:
    March 13, 2009 at 4:43 am

    NPT! Pweeze do nawt feed teh trolls.

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  29. Pheem says:
    March 13, 2009 at 4:52 am

    It’s not a damn thing to do with politics, it’s to do with simple right and wrong. Mutilating animals for the convenience of the owner is wrong, end of story. You don’t want your furniture scratched then don’t buy a cat. Buying one and mutilating it is just plain wrong and anyone who thinks it’s OK isn’t a fit person to be caring for an animal.

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  30. skwirrlgrrl says:
    March 13, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Rosebud: NPT!!!
    {{{{{{{Rosebud}}}}}}

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  31. Pheem says:
    March 13, 2009 at 4:53 am

    Yeah, cause kids seeing a couple of trivial words is so much worse than kids thinking mutilating an animal is Ok.

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  32. OriginalFatCats says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:09 am

    FACT: Every person who owns a cat gets the cat declawed.

    .
    I think your time and efforts are better spent registering to become a member of PETA than to express your opinions on a site where we think kittehs nom teh cheezburgers.

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  33. BOM_MOMME says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:12 am

    This should have been under the first comment from Pheem.

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  34. uniquekitty says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:20 am

    fank q Bom – ai don’t mynd sew much dis troll saiing wut dey feel, but ai agree dat teh use uf language iz nawt necessary. butt it wuld be bedder if dey just stai awai if dey dont liek it heer… {{{{{BOM}}}}}

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  35. Pheem says:
    March 13, 2009 at 6:07 am

    And no, I have no desire to attack you personally. You’re free to be offended by what I said, just as I’m free to be offended at the idea of making jokes about mutilating animals to prevent a natural behaviour for the convenience of the owner. I just think it’s sad that people care more about a few words than about the needless cruelty inflicted on cats.

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  36. uniquekitty says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:16 am

    aaww – ai’m just triing tew catch them tew gib dem tew teh Burfdai Fairy….

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  37. upfi says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:21 am

    Naa, nawt necessary, reelly. Iz bettur to stick to tawlking to cheezpeeps, u noes. Burfday fairee is gud at acqw … ack … getting gnu recroots.

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  38. uniquekitty says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:27 am

    aaaawwww, otay, wuz just triing tew hab a liddle fun…. *drags awai trolltrap*

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  39. upfi says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:46 am

    Dere, dat’s a gud gurl! *pats uniquekitty encouragingly on teh back*

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  40. uniquekitty says:
    March 13, 2009 at 6:02 am

    duz ai gets a cuukie tew? *luuks hopeful*

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  41. ladykitteh says:
    March 13, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Actually, no. I own a cat and he’s definatly not declawed. Neutered, yes. I guess I just raised him right… and got lucky because he only wants to claw at my hand-me-down, too-old-to-mention couch :)

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  42. OriginalFatCats says:
    March 13, 2009 at 8:31 am

    The fact part was intended to be sarcastic. I put and around the Fact statement, but they the site might have try to interpret them as HTML headers.

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  43. lolcatburglar says:
    March 13, 2009 at 6:24 am

    But… but… u mentioned teh couch. I has a confused now.

    *goes to wrap a hot hunnert dollar towel around hed*

    *wonders whose hed that was*

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  44. upfi says:
    March 13, 2009 at 6:29 am

    *drags tin of cookies roudn corner* Here u r. Dere be chocklit chips, death bai chocklit, walnut cookies, almond butters and vanilla moons. Halp urself.

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  45. uniquekitty says:
    March 13, 2009 at 6:42 am

    yum fankies Upfi! enuff tew shaer wif awl teh cheezfrens! ooo – deff bai choklit, wut a wai tew go!!

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  46. tessm says:
    March 13, 2009 at 6:51 am

    PH: If you’re REALLY trying to educate people and enlighten them, and get them to see another point of view — which I would applaud if I thought that was your goal — then I suggest you try a different approach. Profanity and name-calling is unlikely to convince anyone to change his/her opinion.
    .
    person with declawed cat sees comment and thinks:
    “Wow, he’s right, I must be an effing jerk! I never realized!”
    *skies open, angel sing*
    .
    OTOH, if you are just expressing your opinion, which of course you have a perfect right to do, we just ask that you refrain from using the type of language that, as a community, we prefer not to see here. Simple as that.
    .
    *bows, steps off soapbox*

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  47. Pheem says:
    March 13, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Oh I’ve no doubt at all you’re correct on that. Problem with it though is I, like most people, am human. As such, I sometimes react rather more emotionally than logically. I firmly believe that anyone who would inflict significant pain on an animal to prevent it carrying out its natural behaviour just because it’s more convenient for them is not a fit person to own any animal. And I confess I’m a little humourless on the whole subject. I don’t find mutilating animals to be funny and am sickened that it would be the subject of a post here.

    Again, for those offended by the language I apologise. If anyone declawed their cat and is offended by my opinion of them, then I make no apologies at all and I am pleased to have caused offence. They’re clearly not a fit person to be caring for any animal and I have nothing but utter contempt for them.

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  48. AngelPlume says:
    March 13, 2009 at 7:52 am

    (commints mite disapeer below dis lebel)

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  49. Rosebud says:
    March 13, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Apparently some CAN”T read.

    Please don’t use that kind of language here.

    And if you’re upset about this particular caption, speak to the webmasters about it, not us. We’re just here to have fun and be silly, and none of us believes it’s okay to declaw a cat. Yeesh.

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  50. prysma-kitteh says:
    March 13, 2009 at 7:54 am

    *sigh* Try READING comments as well as making them.

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  51. Raindrop says:
    March 13, 2009 at 7:59 am

    WOW da WP eats NYCE comma mintz but leave THIS … dats juss wrong …. deres kidz on dis syte… :mrgreen:

    watch da lagige!!!

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  52. ladykitteh says:
    March 13, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Well, I can mention the couch, but it’s too old to mention how old exactly :P I’m not sure I wanna know ;) Better now? :)

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  53. smammie says:
    March 13, 2009 at 8:57 am

    Good freakin’ grief!!!

    Instead of going to work to deal with the endless drivel, I could have stayed home today and heard it here. This is not a care-troll, this is a PC- troll on a mission. Does this mean I can’t make jokes about elderly people who are short, fat, near-sighted and fashion-stunted too? Whoops.. my mistake… that’s just the hall mirror. Never mind.

    Cheezpeeps: if you bury your face in a fluffy belly while saying “nah, nah, nah, nah” you’d be amazed at what else you’ll never hear. Of course, that’s a form of Troll Cruelty, but such is life here on the edge of the swamp.

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