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Kool katz!
concatshulacerations 4p5k!!
Fanks! Iz just yoo n mii heer?
Ai iz heer tu. Ai hadz tu bring teh po boi sammiches fur noms. Iz teh crawdads oar the chikkins aifinkso. U can haz teh chikkerry flavr cawfee tu.
Oh noms!!! Fank yoo, WWR! Ai’ll taek chikkn, plz. An a Coek. No Pepsi.
Dere is restaurant in KY dat has teh “poor boi” burger.
Nebber had wun, but I heer iz teh nommy.
Yoo sees teh pink? YOU SEES IT?
_linin_!!!! You dood it!!!
I got so eggsited wen I saw yor name! Mah eyeballs went poppy and I
had a hyooj happy!!
*jumps up an down wiff a happy!*
An yay, 4.5 kittehs!!! Congratumalashuns!!
Raisin pie wiff merengue all arown!!
PS…it’s warm, deelishus, and mah mommeh maded it….
Oh yum, liddul donkeh! Ai LUBS teh raysin pii! Fank yoo!
WRr, I fot yew wus a midwesterner but yer tawkin Nalins naow! Next fing we noes yewl be steemin up mudbugs and dancin to de Zydeco.
Ai libbed in teh bayou foar a cupplol uf monfs one tyme. Ai halped inna cafe fur tu get munnies tu continuu mai sojourns. Maostlee ai dishee washed, but ai lurned sum fings frum teh purdee chef.
ob allah de places I bin inn States, Nawlins is the best eatin inna country hands down!
Ai nawt liek Nawlins. Ai had moar fun jus souf uf Shreveport aifinkso.
oh, an the purdy chef, didjoo lern sumfin about cookin sumfin up frum , um dis individjewel?
*snerk*
sowwy, does yew want fudgey pi?
ai knao ai does, jus finushet wun ub mai papers tew wright, tew moar tew goes
Ai wud LUBS sum fudgey pi, fanks!
unforbtunatley ai no respond fur a wile dats why
I wuz hoapin fer Wulf’s sake dat he wuz tawkin abowt a paper route and how he only had two moah to delibber.
unforbtunatley no, nao am down tew one … 3 pager, double spaced, easyscmeezee
Ai iz heer tu! Teh creatyr of dis fyne lol…
Nd ai din’t se ennywun sai ennyfing abowt yur marbulus cheevmint. tu bizzy wif da Nawlinz nomz nd fujee piez ai finkso. so conga ratz awn yur lol.
Gratty-layshuns, linin! Were yu finking ov West Side Stoyr? “When you’r e a jet…”
Whoopsy, I see already answered downfred.
*wrirtes on blackboard*
Read entire fred before comminting. Read entire thred before comminting.
Ai haz teh chokklit dreem pis. But U haz tu finnish ur sammich nawt sekkund.
Ai nawt maek dat rool. U haz tu tawk tu teh mawmaw ratz abowt dat.
iz de kitteh gang warz
Iz teh remaek uf tu broadwai mooziclols intu wun.
iz gunna cawl it West Sied Katz.
Yesh, “West Sied Storee – Lolcat Vershun”
Wen yewz a cat, yewz a cat allah wey,
frum yer furst gushy fud to yer lass dyin dey..
Darn, naow ai gotz dat myoosik in mai hed.
~Du duu du du duuuuu~ *snap* *snap*
duz u need teh medisin foar teh eerwurm, Eve?
fur Eve: happy snappin’ here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8R9GiLImSw&feature=related (Swry, cudnut resist)
Dat wuz cool. Tanks! Ai thot dis wuz funnee pikchur cuz yesturday der wuz a kweschun on “Milyon Air, Hoo Wantz To B Wun?” aboawt teh naymes uv teh OTHUR gangs in West Sied Stowree.
teh cylindurz are clickin….
Yesh, Ai lieks it!!
stray cat strut!
I’m flat borked but I nawt kare
I strut rite by wif my tayle inna ayre!
Dat whut happunz when u combien drinkeez and rollyskatez
Wut? Bein borked?
Borked?!?! Wayt wushoo mean by dat?
sowwy if dis eez off topic, but how did da coworker dat yew wantedto be moar dan frens wif reply, sowwy if ai missed eat, not read many daytime lols
Luk awn teh lol befoar dis wun. hurz menshuns it dere.
fang Q
Ackshulee, wuz nawt coworker dat I wanted to be moar den frenz wif.
Dere wuz coworker dat wanted to go owt wif me, but dat nawt happend. I desyded I nawt lyk him dat mutch.
Teh gui I wanted to be moar den frenz wif wuz/iz fren, nawt coworker.
ai don bother chasin myce arown
ai slink down teh alley luukin fer a fite
howlin tew teh moonlite onna hawt summer nite
singin’ da blews whai da ladee katz cryyyyy
wai stray kat yur a reely kool guy
yuu nawt borked. i tawked tu yur co-wurker an her said yu haz da loaded bank akkount. culd a sister git a lone?
Can’t we awl just get a lone?
ai can haz lone? ai can haz free munnies? *luks hoepful*
Ifn y’all want munnies, ur awl barkin up teh rong tree.
Go ask foar ur stimyoolus munnies from sumwun eles. I nawt gots it.
**shows emptee pokkits**
I werk foar teh gub’mint, remembur?
ai did awn wun uv yestirdayz lols, butt(!) ai wuz ternd daown
ai wuz hoapin teh roolz wuz diffrint tuday…
sinse yuu wurkz fur da gobernment yooz got da insyde trak tu da bailowtz paperz? pleez gitted mii sum formz fur da bailowt.
”I werk fer de gubmintz an Ize hear to hep…”
oooh gud!! pleez send mii da bailmentowt dokumentz i need an da freemunniez dokumentz! i need da munniez fur a team building exkershun in da warm sunni wetherz plase. can yu hep mii?
i haz tu go nity nite now..Judson pleez just fill owt da formz an mailz mii da chek nawt tu forgit da boneusses fur da teem building. thnx
de rools hab changed sints Jan 20, Naow dey wanna know iffen yew kinn or will or plan to try to pay it back. The bastijs!
Iz 2 laet for da lone, U noew needz da bailmintout. Oonlee if U iz da beeg compenny. Da loens iz borked.
i mite bii bigg (atleast mine bakside) butt (hee hee) iz nawt a compani..kan i still get haf a bailmintout?
BTW Romeow yur hat iz stunningli awsumz. Just in tyme fur da green beerz
HOLY CRAP THIS IS MY LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai furst lol to mayk it to teh home payg (and probublee mai last)
Yash!!! Ai sawded dat!!! Wai to go, linin!!!!!!11! w00t woot!
Haha, fanks 4p5k! Lemme heer a “woot woot” from teh crowd!
WOOT WOOT
Fankees
WOOT WOOT *an dans dans dans…….* oooo dotz.
woot woot!
WOOOT WOOOT! yu go linin!! happi tylez tu yu
Wooty Toot Toot!
Yeah fur linin! Iz grate onner to b onna front paeg!
oooh Romeow! Haow fetching!
Yes, ai lruves teh hat!
*wunders if LCB can giv hur one two*
*floofypaw aplawz*
conga rats linin! wee haz a prowd uf u!
Fanku tu awl mai frends and foar your votes….AI IS HAPPEE!!!
*Tears stream down face and leaves podium*
{{{{_linin_}}}}
yew no need tew crie, we iz happy foar yew, eez grate lol
*anuvver rownd uv teh standing ovayshunz az linin leevs stayj*
Lowd clapping ov flooffee paws fur ar own _linin_!!! YAY!!!
Fanku to all mai frends, ai is truly awnured and ai luvs teh commints. As ai was reeding ober dem, ai wuz so happee to see all mai frends comminting and cheerin me awn, it wuz grate. Ai still cant buleev dat mai lol got to teh frunt payg (eben do it will be mai last as well). Sorreh fur tayking awyle foar teh lawng commint, yah noes ai has skewl to go to an awl….. but fanks agin!
Is it a reference to Alice Cooper’s ‘Gutter Cat Vs. The Jets’? Because that’s an almost-cover of the Jet song from West Side Story… as told by an alley cat :3
dey jus pussikatz underneaf awl dat bravadough. adn needz luvvin adn kissin
Looks like the dancing chorus for the new Broadway revival of West Side Story.
Dats what ai was trying to do…lol
Teh shark kittehs vs. teh jet kittehs.
Ai lub yur LOL.
Fanku bery much.
Ai honestly dont fink its dat funneh…. but okay!
{{{{_linin}}}}} dis is a GRATE lol _linin_! It maed me larf, I cud juss see dem kittehs dantsin an trine to pop they finners and seyin ‘Damn, no opposable fumbs’.
Aw fankees judson (and ai sees you down dere two_kittehs!) Fanks tu bof uv you.
concats linin!
grate lol of deh west side storeh kittehs!
I’m sorreh dis is mai furst lol to mayk it to teh frunt page, so ai must do sum crazee kitteh dansin!!!
*Gets on kitteh mask and hula skirt and dances heart out*
* piks up teh _linin_ hart,
rins wif teh sparklolee waddurs,
pinsch noze uf _linin_ til teh mouf iz open wyde.
Shuvs teh hart bak intu teh hart cabbity
Wrap teh _linin_ in teh sawft linnun blankit.
Handz teh Hawt chokklit tu _linin_ wif teh sordid animlol chawklits tu nom*
U just haz teh nap in teh splort recubbery ward until u hartz is bak tu normlol.
Haha, fankees
concatchewlayshuns _linin_ !!!!!
WHen yur a cat yur a cat all teh way
from yur furst misspelled wurd to your last daiyun day…
yur nebber alone…
yur nebber disconnected…
Nyce wun, Johnnyface!
Hilawaious Johnyface!
When ur a cat ur a cat all de way, from ur first sniff of ‘nip to ur last dyin’ day
lol ‘when youre a jet youre a jet from your first cigarett to your last dying day’
*drunkenly rolls bai on rollur skaets*
Aw man, ai goes awae to get luntch noms, nd ebberbuddy leevs me at the rollur disko.
ooh i sii i missed big parti last LOL..haz tu go an luk. stoopi RL
Teh partee is ongoing. Ai maeks yew speshul dwink, yis?
oooh yessh pleez. big wun, yur choise, xcept fur da takillya
omai! ai iz wif u awn teh tukillya, 3km! ai aboyd it at awl cawsts naow!
*grabz teh kimkiwi B4 hurz rollz tu far *
Heer haz teh sammich adn teh pi. U needz Ur strenf foar teh next disko danses.
Om nomnomnomnom.
Rollur Disko Pi Fiet!!!!!
*froes teh pi at WRr*
* knawks teh pi bak at KK wif teh hokkee stick *
*rechez owt az pi flyz bie an ketchez a byt oar tu awn paw*
*loadz a pi into teh cataplut*
*pi flais frew teh ayre, dripink whippycreme on WRr and ICHcoffee*
*SPLUNK*
*kk gets moar dwinks nd putz on Ebberbuddy was Kung Fu Fieting to dans to*
ooo yummie noms!
*starts cleenin yummies awf furr*
*plaes Whyte Ruum bai Creem*
*also plaes air gitar, wile skaytink nd dwinkink*
dont dwink adn skate!!!!
*haz a feer sumfing awful b going tu happun.
*drunkenly cursteys to cween*
Heer mai cween, ai maeded yew a speshul dwink. Iz korled A Speshil Dwink fore teh Queen.
Put yore skaets on and joyne teh rollur disko. Ai plaes Abbabababa’s Dansing Cween jist fore yew.
*hic*
*rolls awae*
*sipz dwink.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Thankeez. I’ll passing on dah roller skatez rite now. I haz a kode. i dont fink i take a chans on deh inner ear werking dat gud.
*leenz bak in chair. sipz sum moar.
*rolls bai cween agen*
Sowwee yew has teh pleh cowd. Heers anubber dwink. Wun for me? Donut mynd iffin ai does.
*hic*
*goes off in surch of pogo stik*
Nao iz gonna get messeeeeee!
sumwun pleez save kim herz gonna end up awn herz baksyde!! hold owt yur hand kimkiwi iz try tu help yuu!!
*bownses parst 3km*
*puts Eye of teh Tigger on teh steereo. Gets hurslef anubber dwink. Wib a swirly bendy stroar.*
Cheerrrrrs
Just a fyoo jumps! Ai’m sposwed to be in bed!
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*bounce bounce bounce*
Oh, this iz FUN!
*bounsitty bounsitty bounce bounce bounsitty bounsitty*
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ai think i need to praktiss sum – but we shud do this again!!
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*bounsitty bounce bounsitty bounce bounsitty bounce bounsitty bounce bounsitty bounce bounsitty bounce bounce bounce b o u n c e b o u n c e.
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*sip sip sip sip sip* Maeks wun thurstee, cuzn’t it? *sip sip sip*
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thanks fur inviting mee, kimkiwi! Ai’d luv to do it again sumtaim!
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Nite nao! aill just bounce off to bed!
did u reskew rhsb affer we leevd? shee wuz stuk rowlin rownd in cirklolz, butt(!) ai c shee mayd it to dis lol intakt.
kittehs has street cred
Hopes dey nawt hab street crud.
den dey wud need teh dreddid b werd
*wisperz so kittehs nawt heer*
… baff …
Romeow can has a green hat!
Berry festive
omg, I waked up neighbours
ai eez nao curloling up bye teh fyrefox plaec, NIGHT EBRYONE
nity nite bigg long cheezpeep name wif wulf abitar..
nytol an sweeeeeet dreemz agar!
TTFN! I wunners iffen hims Agar’s less wen on nyte draugs? We wuz so primitive inna 60’s, we used the saem draugs day an nyte – heck, back inna day, we even smoked the leeves!
O deyz kyoot n deyz kuddlee,
O Floofee herz reelee kean,
Herz gotz elektrik bootz,
Uh cat-hayr soot,
U noez I reeded it inna magizeen, O-ooh!
Fl-Fl-Fl-Floofee n da Kitssss….
AAHZ!!!
**runs up an hugs him**
Iz been ages! Hao u doin?
Ohai rhsb!! *hugz bak* *den hugz rhsb*
Iz troo — bin ayjiz, but bin uhwai tewlawng…
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I b sew happeetaylz 2 b bak!! Lawtza stufz bin hapnin — I tellz U inna liddul bit — gotz 2 tayk mai XYL 2 da stoar 2 git gusheefudz 4 herz (herz b rekubberin frum sirjuree)
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B bak inna liddul wyl..
AAHZ!!!!!! Ai has bin missing yoo adn missing yoo!!!!! Gud to seeing yoo!!
O fanky, 4.5!! I bin missin U n awl mai cheezfrinz muchlee! Hadda lotta stufz 2 tayk kerr uv dat keeptid me uhwai frum cheezland 4 *WAI* tewlawng…
*wanders in a littul tipsy*
*sees Aahz*
*finks she is halloosinating*
*pokes Aahz to see if he is reel*
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*POKE*
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OHAI!!!! Ware u bin???
*rolls past rshb and skwirrlgrrl*
ohai *hic* ai maedid yew sum dwinks nd ai noes dwinkd tehm
*hands ellygint coktayles owt*
*rolls owt agen*
LOL!
*ahem*
U is getting bak to Tess on that um, mattur that wuz discussed last nite, ifinkso?
Yis, ai haz tolded hurr ai wil maek teh sacre fys nd get up eerrllee.
Yew wan kum rollur disko wib me? Ai plaes Nutbush City Limitz jist fore yew.
U is just makin me LOL tonite!
sry.. I finkso I wants to keep myself in one peace.
Butt (giglol giglol) teh Pogostik disko is jist gettink startid…
ooooohhhh dots.
Ohai skwirrlgrrl!!
I bin hear n dere, but I hadda reelee reelee big bizzee 4 uh whyl. I steel hazza bizzee, but naow nawt sewmuch az b4…
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*poak*
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I gess U R reel awlsew!
*Wanders in wif hed kode.
Aaaaaaachooooooooooo!!!
*wipez noze.
*wipez Aahz.
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ooopz. sry. I ment tu say Aahz!!! but a sneeze snuk up on mii!!
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How u ben, old been??
ai’ve bin in bed awlmost awl week wif it!
Hai Janet!! iz u feline bedder?
;( Nawt much! Maybe a littlol! Ai feer yoo mite haz cawt it from mee!!
But – ai think maybee ai’ll be getting rid pv the cast an pins an 
button tomorrow!
That wud cheer me yup a lot!!
Yoo know, ai sorta miss teh daze wehn we had big dans nombrrrs to celebrayte!
we had this pikchoor wunz befoar, an ai think maybe we were doing “West Side Story ” danses.
Funnee u shud menshun dat…. I wuz just re-reeding deh supermarket dans!!! wuz awsum!!!!
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An thanks, kimkiwi! aill com up! If ai dont fawl ober furst!
Yay, JCHLossaKittehs is loming to mai pogostik disko.
Ai maeks yew speyshil dwink (donut arks wozzinit tho) nd ai plaes Jump by teh Poynter Sisturs.
Ohai JCH4K, ai haz pogostik disko and dwinks (lossof dwinks, tew be onist) furver up teh thwed. Yew is welkum to joyne.
*wypz sef*
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Bless U, ur Majistee!
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Iz bin uh wyl — I bin gud n I bin nawt sew gud, but moastlee gud, fanky 4 askin! Haow bowt U — U dewin gud ursef?
Uzzer dan deh kode, i b ok. Iz not bad, just randum koffingz. wii b in OKC rite now. Enjoying deh grandsun.
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*blatant plug*
I haz started a blog kawld deh Cheez Town Cryer. It b habbing Cheezee nooz. adn uzer intresting stuffz.
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
O guddee! Sumfin noo n cheezee 2 b reedin! I gunna go dere sune!
o hai ahaz …….cheezfrens misses you…
Ohai amandakat! I misted U n awl mai uvver cheezfrinz tew!
Walkum bakk Aahz we haz mist u berry mutsh!
ohai Aahz, how beez U
Welcome back!
Aahz!!!! *bounces happilee up and down*
U is back! U is back! Pweeze stay and play wif us!
I’m not good at talking in Lolcat, so I’m not going to, haha.
We watched West Side Story today in General Music,
And when I saw this, I like screamed. Hahaha. I love this<3
“WENN yer a CAT yer a CAT all da weigh/Frum yer foist catnip mouz to yer dyin’ day…”
Or…?
“DA RAIT CATZ!”
i akshualee gotz teerz in mai eyes. dis so funnee
Guys can I has hugs? I had a rough day
{{{{{2k}}}} wuzza madder???
fanks cween
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fankie rhsb
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Yoo need a nice blamkee too??
Heer iz a sawft pail bloo cheezpeeplemap blamkee wif silf frinj awl around!
An sum hawt choklit.
fanks fur deh blankie
:snuglols in it
oh noes
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iz lopsided hug ok?
maybe I shud balanse out.
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ok that looks rite.
sorry u is havin a bad day!!!!
hope tomorrow is teh better.
fanks fur deh hugs Leeza
I iz feline low, iz dat tyme of deh munf
an iz habing butterflies in mah stomach bout starting a gnu PhD program
dis fall
I iz plagued with self doubt
I already habz one offur
I is going to visit deh campus on Friday
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Wun dai at a time, T_K. Yoo bees teh smart – yoo kin dew it!!!
Good nite cheez peeps fanks fur cheering me up!
G’nite, 2k. I hopez tumorrow b bedder. {{{2k}}}}}
Purrrrrhaps yoo have sed this befoar – but waht will yur feeled ov studee be?
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An dont werree about teh self dout! We awl haz it, ai think! But, if yoo ask mee, the verree fakt that yoo ar HEER, to ME sez – yoo can doo it!!
Plz not be laffing at me
**Finance**
Waow
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I nawt b laffin at dat 4 shur — I jess wheesh dat summa da peepz in Wash-A-Ton hoo b spindin owr munneez wood studdee fynantz… Seamz moar liek dey bin studdeeyin kawmiddee, but I nawt b laffin at dat eevur…
I has sympathies fur deh current crew in Dee Cee demz has inherited
a mess that has been in deh making for more than a decade and demz
has no easy choices.
{{{{{{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}}}} Yur hed an hart ar awl in eggs aktalee teh RITE place!
So – if ai had a hat, it wud be off to yoo!!1
becoz of deh mess, the so called finance wizards
has made of our economies
Dat b wai wii needz peepz tu studying deh financez…. sumbuddee needz tu noeing wut deh heck tu dew!!! Adn I haz trust in deh cheezpeepz…. a cheezpeep in finance b a gud fing.
VERREE gud thing! Cheezpeeps (shud) ROOL!!!!
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Orf to bed! Nite MJ, two_littehs, an ebreewun!
G’nite, Janet. {{{JCH4+1K}}}}}}}}
Nyt JPAQC! Sweet dreemz!
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I gotz tewgo 2 beddeeby maisef… Nyt awl!
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N fanky agin 2 ebbreewun 4 da nys wellkumz bak (n 2 kimkiwi 4 da dreenk)!!
fanks JCH4K U is so nice
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I beez gud, fanky 2K! N fanky 4 da wellkumz bak! I beez happeetayls 2 b bak uhmawng mai cheezfrinz!
It IS gud to see yoo again Aahz. We awl hav bin wundering where yoo went. An ar relee hapee to see yoo agen!
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I reelee b happeetayl 2 b bak! I jess hadded 2 minnee fingz happnin at wunst n taykin up 2 mucha mai tym…
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It beez uh shaym win lyf innerfeerz wif da fingz I wanna dew…
Aahz!
*bownses up n daon*
{{{Aahz!}}}
Missinged yoo!
MelONyx!!
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*bownsiz up n daown wif MelONyx*
*we iz bowf bownsin up n daown 2gevvur yellin “Miss U! Miss U!”*
LOL!
Gud tu see yoo, dark green adn scaly.
Hao yoo bin?
Bizzee, bizzee, horribblee bizzee,
Yoov noe ideeyuh wat I had 2 dew…
Dat sownds dire.
I hopeso ebbrifing is ok?
Nawt sew dyr, jess lawtsa stufz…
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Startid wif mai havvin 2 dew lytz 4 da Christmuss mew-zikkle, wich keaptid me werkinz til free inna moarnin 4 uh kuppla weakz…
Den mai kidletz momcat (akshullee nawt sewmuch uh momcat but moar lyk uh mombadger oar uh momtasmaniandevil) startid dewin da cort mowshun stufz…
Den moar werkz dat keaptid me layt at nyt n awn Caturdaiz…
Den moar cort stufz (akshullee hadded 2 goe 2 Leksintun Kintukee n Janyoowerry)…
Den moar werkz …
Den mai XYL hadda sirjeree, but evreefing kaym owt OK (pun intended), n wat dey gotted owt wuz NAWT da cansurruss!!! Prayz 2 CC n HG!!!
Iz fynullee settlin daown (whale, sorta…)
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At leest I kin tawk wif mai cheezfrinz 4 uh chaynj…
Yoo hab bin bizzee!
I am glad yoo kin plai wif us agin.
Glad ur XYL is duing well, tu.
{{{Aahz}}}
G’nite awl!
aahz!!! we haz missingd yoo!! yoo iz alwayz such a wunnerful gennulman, i bemember how yoo helpinged me wen i keeped dropping fings at teh shampayne resepshun (cawz ob LCB lended me teh Hope Dymund to wer) glad to seeing yoo and hope yoo kan stik arownd for a wile!
Frenz, I finkso I’m gonna try to go to sleeps.
I nawt get to sleeps until purty layte last nite (okay, moar lyk dis moarnin), so I needs to try to get cawted up. Sleep-deprived redhed wif bags unner hur eies is NAWT purty! (Remynz self nawt to turn awn webcam.) Besydes, CSI:NY is awn.
‘Nite guies!
nite!
I is hedded teh same plase.
well not XACTLEE teh same.
just teh NC vershun.
when ur a jet ur a jet all the way…
At last!
West Side Story ref FTW!!!!!!!!111!!!
Maria …
I just licked a cat named Maria …
Aw, I gess I bin sayvin em up 4 da dai win I gitted 2 kumz bak heer n b havvin da funz wif mai frinz!
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Heerz anuvver wun (2 da toon uv “America”):
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I wanna pee n mai litterboks
OK bai mee n mai litterboks
‘Skyooz mee wyl I goez 2 mai litterboks
Pleez doan watch me n mai litterboks!
iz a klassik!
ai am kitteh,
just a kitteh,
ai am kitteh, an kittehs, we plaaaaaaay….
:snerk:
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Now dat iz wai wii missinged u, Aahz. I hazn’t snerkt owt lowd like dat in agez!! {{{Aahz}}}
I steel gotz it!
no wun on da corner have swagga like uz!
thats hitler cat
Da minnit U pownst n da joynt,
I cood tayl U wuzza cat uv disteenkshun…
*drunkinly pogostik diskoz parst Aahz*
*stopz to pogostik disko to Big Spendur*
Ohai Aahz, yew wont dwink nd pogostik?
*hic*
*bownses off*
Shure! Fanky kimkiwi!
*dreenkz dreenk*
*bownsiz awn pogostik*
*clapz floofee pawz 4 kimkiwi cuz herz gotted da “Sweet Charity” ref*
*getz moar dwinks*
*singz lowdly nd offkee*
Ohhhhh, dats teh wae, Uh uh, uh Aahz
Dats teh wae ai lieks it
*bownces bownces*
*gets moar dwinks*
Sorry, I’m not good with the LOLspeak, but that seriously made me LOL! A lot.
nead blak lether jacets 2
Is dey in da Sharkz or da Jetz?
When you’re a Jet,
You’re the top cat in town,
You’re the gold medal kid
With the heavyweight crown!
It’s the Reservoir Cats, now who’s Mr Pink?
When ur a cat ur a cat all the way
from first furball you spat
til ur last napping day
Wes seid stry kittehs, goin to teh rmbel wit teh goggies
Dat kitteh on da rite iz a totl kitler.
OHMAHGAWD.
freaking hilliarious.
:}
Wen ur a catz ur a catz till da end!
I LOL’d
Great caption!
Fanks, jane and epWINic
hai! i msut sai i leik “catz” moer tahn “west seid stoory”
Mii 2….nebber did unnerstan teh WSS attrakshun, butt (!) lotz ov peeps liek it….is mai boifrenz faborit moobie. Ai prefurr Rum Tum Tugger, nd derez noe dooing ennefing abowt it.
zomg! it’s meowssolini and kitler!!!
OH NOES! run kitties, RUN!!!
Dem Kittehs means bisness
Hahaha
West Side Story cats!
“When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day!”
- WEST SIDE STORY
bwaygirl2010
We iz liek Squeeze:
We iz cool for cats.
I finkz dis will end in tradegee. =[
So cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
evrybdy wants 2b a cat
ai gets teh referinse an finds it kwite funneh akshuwaly ^_^