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Killed by teh sunshyne!
What is this sunshine of which you speak?
-jenn
Who could really use a vacation…
It’s that strange bright yellow ball in the sky that gives light and warmth. My parents told me about it. I’m skeptical myself… I don’t think it really exists…
I’ll gladly trade some Florida sunshine for some rain. Heck, I’ll trade two days of sunshine for a good thunderstorm! (I lubs dem
)
ah liek fundur storms tew
Halp!!!! I haz soft floofy wite fingz fawlling frum deh skeye!!!! Adn no sunshinez atawl!!! *faintz frum deh horror uv it awl.*
No Ues mus bee habin beri baud dreemz. Fink gud fouts an it wil get bedder.
*imaginez burdeez singing
*lukz owt window, seez moar floofy wite fingz.
*imaginez puppeez froliking.
*lukz owt window, seez moar floofy wite fingz.
*imaginez kittehz purring
*lukz owt window, seez moar floofy wite fingz piling up on deh grass.
oh, noez!! itz not werking!!!
*runs in, bonks teh cween on hers hed wif hers wand*
Lesse if dat wurks.
And do NAWT look out teh window! Dat’s teh prollum.
*tries Cweens imaging imagining*
*luks aot – nope – not tu be werking heer eivver*
*still snoeing… diprushun sets in*
*sits doun neggst tu Gammacat an Cween wif a whole tray ob choklit martoonies*
Drinks ennywun?!?!
*takez chokklit martoonee
sip sip sip
*keepz iiz closed.
Aaaahhhh dis much bedder.
oh mans, ai wants 2 rubs da bellie!! meybe kitteh brings sunshine wif him… here kitteh, kitteh, kitteh….
*gently fans cweenmj*
*has hawt choklit ready for recoberee*
I think I know how to fix this. All we need is: two hot air balloons, 2 hunormous mirrors, and Suntan lotion. Ohh, and an egg time… cuz you want to cook evenly.
Impossible….sunshine gives life!
& happiness…
& fun
And napzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……
Yay fur teh napzzzzzzzzz………….
Sunshine gibs sunburns, skin cancer, headaches, appearance of old age. Take comfort, peeps whu are still in teh darkness ov winter. Wintur is gud for you!
**sigh **
But teh sunshine iz so BRIGHT…and WARM….
YESH!
Oh, Eeck, I forgotted yu were in Meeshigan, where teh wintur has been extry harsh this yeer. Okay, yu can haz sun nd warm! Just remember teh sunscreen nd teh sunglasses.
**whispurrs**
Ai wuz aktually finking uv goin to teh tanning place soon…gots to get ready for my April Lost Wages trip!
Teh Lost Wages peeps will be happy to see yu, aifinkso!
And Eeck – yoo noes ther will be guards standing by teh dors to teh casinos chekking for tan-ness. “Ohai, yoo cannawt coem in unless yoo is THIS tan!” So is important that yoo plans in advantz!
** snerk **
There was a Spongebob episode similar to that not long ago….not that I’m watching Nickelodeon or anything.
I fink I readed bout dat episode in the Small Sweet Jurnel.
ohai Romeow! u look sew sweet in ur liddul hat!
Fank yew, mah Princess!
I habs an Irish nawt second, and last naem, so teh gween day iz alwais fun fur meh!
Luking forward to ur birfdai!
an ware a hat and lawng sleeves and nawt to be wareing shortz and praps a bumbershoot an sum zink oxide on yer noze, OK yew kin go owt naow.
yes… ai sawed it yesterday… it does eggsist – unnless ai wus hall… hill… hull… seeing fings agin…
*goes tu check on medusins…*
Nennepus, I wuns new sumwun hu taut fur a year in Hammerfest. Big hololiday fur ebberywun the first time teh sun reappeared.
yes – dey do!
On Svalbard – they hab a whole festival for de sun!!! butt (snikr…) dey doan see de sun half de yeer – an de otter haf, dey sees it awl de tiem!
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Twas beauty killd teh beest!
Congrats on teh tawp spot, Maus!
Cin I hi-jak this spawt a minnit? Princess Mu’s burthday is Mar 23 and I has arrangified to meet her in teh Mu Meddow at teh noon (Eastern US time) LOL to chek owt teh tulips and uther bulbs we has planted ther.
Ennywun hoo wantings to is welkum to joyn us ther to wish Mu a happy day and purrhaps to bring yor hart-kittehs and hart-puppehs for a frolic!
Maus, I wunted to ask if yoo mite be avayalable to cater a smawl set of snakx from NOM for teh crowd?’
Hoep to seeing sum of yoo there – Mar 23, noon lol, aloha!
Aifinkso I wud be glad to do teh catering!
Yay, thanks Maus!
*shyly* I can bringz sum gulf shwimp foar Maus’s chef?
Please! How wud you likes dem prepareded?
oh yay!!! i secretly wanted a little party, but didnt want to ask fur it!!! Fanks Grem an Maus!!!! Oh!! shwimps!!!
O fayre Princess, plz to tell teh NOM chef how u wanting teh shwimpz prepayred, k?
*dives bakk into wadder*
broild adn litelee seasoned wiff old bay pls
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* dives ntew water, gently splashes caretroll
Oooo! fun! *wiv webby handz frowz fowntinz ov wadder up in ayre, then splooshez sparklee wadder at teh fayre Princess* Wheeee!
*giglols*
Watch me! Watch me!1! See how menny sommersolololtz I can do unnerwadder!
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elebenty? iz taht wut comz next?
*pops up to surrfiss ov teh wadder, nawtatall owt of breth (gots teh gillz, teehee)
*CLAPPITY*
Can u dew a dalfin swim tew? u kno, how they swim unner water then leap out an swim sum moar an leep agin…
O Yesh I cann!!!!!!
*Leggs togevver, webby feet kickin togevver*
SWOOP! Owtta teh wadder! Sploosh! Back in!
*imitaytez Flipper’s voyse*
Tries tew walk bakkwerdz awn wadder like dolphin, sinkz, sneezes.
Aw, sawrry, Mu, sneeze joos awl ober teh playce. I need a reel hankie, nawt a tissue!!!
hahah! it’s okeh! *Swims ovur tew dock wipes off sneeze juice, gets out a large silk hankey fur Care troll*
ohai Princess! not have a partee for u?
perish teh thot!!
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gremlin, Maus, let me know if u needs xtra whippy creem or any pis for teh partee!
Ohai, mah bushy-tayld frend! I finks yoo kin bring ennyfing yoo wuld lyke to bringing to halp fan teh partay spirit. Teh shwimps sownds marvy!
Mu, I wuz hopeing teh idear of bringing owr hart-kittehs along for a caper and prantz or too mite be a nice thing to do. Nawt sad at awl, but happeh. I do nawt think we has had a partay in teh Meddow yet, and of korse we kinnawt has a partay ther withowt inviting teh troo denizens of teh Meddow!
I hopeing this is OK idear with yoo . . .
that sowns liek fun!! maybe sinse itz owtside, we can has picanic??
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btw grem.. I has a big excited (again)… I has a second chanse to try the BP-ing! This time, will be shorter, and harder (in teh mtns, not flat), but it’s not til Memorial Day weekend, so i has plenty of time to train!!
Hooray for yoo! I hoeping it goes well. We has nawt bakpakked since befoar mah husbing got sik in teh fall. We car camped wunz but thatz nawt teh saym fing. Is teh longest he has gon withowt bakpakking sinz I’v gnown heem. I am shor as teh whether improves here, we will go agin. Teh hard thing nao is leaving teh kitteh. We did nawt has a kitteh for 4 yeers and nao we do. And Dexter is such a soshul boy that I kinnawt bayr teh thot of leeving heem alone. (As he kalms down and gittings older, I culd see trayning heem for car camping – but nawt bakpakking.)
OH yesh thats a great idea!
*begins tew fashion a silver an topaz collar fur Mick fur wen i see him n da medo*
O my, jooleree foar teh hart-petz? Mine kittehz hayted teh collars so wut should I do foar *taykes deep breth* Christie, Teddy, Bertie, Willy, sordid goldfish anna loach of exceptional meanness, 3 jerblolz I fergit their naymes, Mama, Liddlol Mama, Illya, Squirt, an Papa? *whew*
Oops fergot Marilyn, teh dottir ov Papa an one ov teh Mama’s…
maybe u can just bring them each some ov there favorite treats
*wisspurrz to Leeza* U noez, wii duznt need permishun to maek piz! I finkso I maek a deep-dish countree applol pi, a lemming mirang pi, an, an,um, a booblerry pi. Wut u makin?
mmmmmmmmm!!
ifinkso u already has two of my favrites there!
maybe… i will try making sum quiches! Tehy is sorta liek pi.. but no whippy creem wif those, sowry!
I can do sum Lorraine, and some spinich-shroom-cheez for teh vegematarians.
nummy! i cant wate!!
*bounces *
I can bake breads? For sammiches? A nsye sour rye for egg salad, swiss cheese, pastrami, or corned beef sammiches, and a cheddar cheese bread, so good by itself, and crust baguettes for runny brie…
The more the merrier!
I can make shrimp pilaf from deh shwimps
caretroll brings.
I make shwimp stock wid deh shells,
cook shwimps with onions an garlics an
aromatic spices an layers shwimp
migsture with basmati rice and finishes
cooking deh whole pot in deh oven
wid saffron
NOM!!!!NOM NOM!!!!
Diz sounds scrum-diddli-umshous. Wish I cum fin IRL. Mi huzbi
wood lubz diz. Does U had recipe?????
I was thinking of making a shrimp “cake” with candles and everything. Probasbly shrimp and crab mousse with a covering of whole shrimps to dunk in the mousse. Whaddya think about that, Mu?
oh how clevur an fun!
i maks da guuuud gooey cak its VRI nummy! oh adn da banananana bred dat iz bout tree forfz sugr but has da banananana in it sooooo da helfy canles da unhelfy out oh adn i maks da KILLIR chokllit fuge wif da liddl swirrled kisses on da top! mai specialyti iz mai taste ! desert!!
oh yesh adn ta continue wat i did on won of da lass fredz:
*dumpz da maus in da baffytubb wif da PINK whippy cream adn da purplol fedders* (i added food colur to da whpiycrem)
see, i TOLDED u i wuld getz u maus!
yesh I does has a recipeh, Iz U on deh yahoo group?
I can sendz U an emeow wid deh recipeh
I wants teh resippy too, two kittehs!
Bye tehw ay, how r yr applikayshuns going?
dey is going well only one more left! will be done dis week.
I doan noe about yahoo group. if U can emale me da email is itzme2_2@msn.com. Or if you put inna fred I can print from heer.
Yay!
Teh waiting(fur teh responsies) be teh hardest part
Yu take it on faith, tk, yu so smart, yu get into teh program yu want.
HAO cud yoo think we cud furget yur butfday????
*slo smilee hedshake*
Nawt killded, jes chargin up da solar battriye. Bacashuns R fore rechargin R thae not???????????
ooooo kwestion marks – berri purty.
Ono, maus! Nevur! RELAXIN’ in teh sunshyne! An ai wantz tubii besyde tihs kittoon soakin up teh sunraze!
Rest an rest!
YAH! Maus and Annipuss haz a ty!!1!
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai sekonds dat
Holiday Inn (steelin towels)
floofy bellieh
Ah, pass me teh snorgle snorkel, aym going in! *suits up; dives into whyt belleh floof*
Do you has your pointy-end armor on ??
*pounces on teh Eeck*
Hi,bebbeh !!
Ai haz given you hedbonks below.
Ai will give you schmoos here.
** schmoo,schmoo,schmoo **
*schmoos bak*
All I evah wanted…
Have to get away…
Howdy JF. How did the clafouti turn out?
Delish. I *really* want to try it with teh cherrehs when teh come intoo seeson. An crang-barry wallrus. Oh and a buncha flavas…
Pass teh brnadies. ::hic::
Applols werks gud too. An you can vary the booze to fit teh froot…
I allus go vary teh booz to fit teh froot. Sometiems even when I’z cookin…
LOL
Da kwestion iz due U vary da booz in da cookin or in da cook?
both!
Both FTW Alex.
I’ll take boozy froots for $500.
vacashun,
ment to be spent aloan
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dooh-nooh dooh-nooh, dooh-nooh dooh-nooh
doooohh noooohh…
*snorgles wiv Gremlin, happlee*
Ohai,Taya !!
** gives hedbonks to bebbeh **
ai has bin berry bizzee wif lief tho ai has wanted tew com bak heer an ai has finalee had teh chance!
Ohai, Taya! *snorgles wif teh Taya* Is gud to seeing yoo here!
Yesh it ish gud
Ohai Taya hazn’t seed u laytlee!
*touches noses gently wif bebbeh kitteh.*
Im glad to see you are taking gud care ov yur beeyootiful wings, Taya.
o yesh ai haz been
it wus de sun in de sunroom wif de sunbeam…
aim sure ob dat
FTW!!!Nennepus
ai sekkund dat!
yesh, it IZ sorta oranj…..
I givs yoo awl mah burgers for that wun, Nennepus! Yoo mayd us awl smiol!
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Fanks!
Ai wus kwite happeh wif it mayselbs (she sayd unabbashedly…) so ai maed it into a LOL
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newd sunbaytheeng…ur doin it rite!
Why yesh, and it duz luk tempting to joyn in, duzzint it!?
*refrayns, at leest for nao*
*Lays out large supersawft blanet awn dock. flings off bikinni. streches out in the warm warm sun*
Dont be shy Grem. Everywun is beautiful in cheeseland and the is never any fear or shame
aiz jes afwaid… iffn ai wud join da sun wuds ethur falls frum da skie laffinkg oar hyd till ai gitz mai clofs bak on
teh sun wouldnmt dare! * narrows eyes at sun*
*runs in and dabs anti-wrinklol cream arund Princess Mu’s eyes.*
Akshully, yu r yunger than springtime, and don’t need teh cream.
but thanks anyway
*joynes princess mu for sum sunbathing*
Aye’m tempted to go home at lunsch and joyne mai kittehs for sum afternoon sun!
dat sounds like a nice idea.
Actually…….this kinda looks like Weekend at Bernie’s……
LOL! yep.
I iz in Ur lakeside cottage sunning mahself
ohai two_kittehs, is u feelin bettur today?
yes!! the sun is out an mah mood is mush better
I wants to join dis kitteh on herz vacashunz!
me toooooooooooooooooooo
…but iffin u luks at teh trees in teh picture,luks liek is early spring or layte fall,mebbe nawt so warm.
Sorree,I’m bein a troll,aren’t I….
Dis is wat I wanna do if/wen I gets to go awn bakayshun!
i wuz just saying i had tu leeve this plyce i live in tu find warmth
Hey,Red…why nawt meet me in Lost Wages at teh en uv April ???
Iz grayte for reviving teh spirits!
(and/or drinkin teh spirits!)
*facepaw*
*heddkeebored*
ouch – *note tu selbs – get foam keebored layk Annipuss suggested*
Its taykn me a gud haff-our tu reealays wat Lost Wayges was…
Ohai, Eeck!
Ackshulee, I mite gets to run away from hoam foar a few days nexst munf!
**crosses paws**
Nao DAT iz wun cuddlesum and lubsum kitteh.
WANT!
waht is teh diffrense between kitteh’s
vacayshun and
normul life?
*taiks deep breff* *cheezfolkz cuvver tehre eerz in antici…..pashun!*
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♫ Sunshyyyyyyyne…..awn mai belleh floof
maiks mee happppeeeeeeee! ♫
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♫ Sunshyyyyyneeee…inn mai eyez cahn maik meh zzzzzzzzz……♫
TEHE. Mah kitteh liez like dat tuu x3 So kyoot.
now THAT’S funny!
wun reezun I wubs kittehs so muchly iz cuz dey soes gud at vaycayshuns at hoem! I wishes I cuds has vaycayshuns too! I needzes vaycayshun nao!!! Espeshullee kinds dat has kids awaaaayyyy frum meeee!!!
*sigh* suuumday I has vaycayshun wif Hubbee and noe kidses!
Good Post.Thanks:-)