‘In sickness and in health…’
i haz 2 halp him find teh floor.
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Check Your Taps, Kids
i iz makes u betta!
gibs u luv!
keeps u warm…
but i willz NAWT share mii fudz!
O, ai finks yu wil rekunsikur. *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
…until aftur ai haz eeted them.
Congrats, Valesa – a solo nawt sekund cawls fur selly brayshunz!
conga rats Valesa! *offurs a beer and a tray of cheesepuffs*
Pour milk in here, please!
*glug glug glug*
*sees bubbles*
uhhmmm, maybe that was tew much…
awwwwwww! the sweetness is unbareabul!!!!
myght nawt b sweets… she myght be tryin to finish him off… “iz finish borking ur nek!!!”
oh my!
dat why ai gunna do mai disheds wen ai gets home…
or mebe iz a insyurnce plot to get cheezburger… hmm…
heh!
Ai lub u eben iffn u aer sikk
Fur awl ov our libes.
Coneheads !!!
Consume mass quantities !!!
wiii r frum frans
Remulac, dats in Frants
SNL refrinc yay!
plz 2 insurt cheezburger?
And wiff directv kitteh you can has elebentyhunnert channels o’ lurv…
an teh pryc ownlee goes up eleben munnies a munf ebree munf
dats ebil Cable!
ohai all…er.. Is totally ded.
*sigh*
biggest splort I has ever had… and WP eeted it.
*feebly tries to wipe up branes*
Oh pur pur skwirl!
I has yet to taek teh brayne recubery courses offured at Cheez U, but I’z can help you scoop…
~grabs CCC and raysess tu skwirrlgrrl’s side~
*skoopity skoopity*
~pats braynes bak into hedbone~
*skirrrrrippity* <– sownd uv CHRG(wdoi) snapping awn
~hands skwirrlgrrl cocoa now all hawt and steamy gud~
*lead lead, guide guide*
~sets skwirrlgrrl awn settee wiv bloo blankee~
*pat pat*
There yu go, skwirrlgrrl! Yu just rest a moment!
fangs LyP!
is there any choklit?
*has a hopeful*
*hands skwirrlgrrl sordid chocklits*
heer ya go!
Yoo noes dere ALWAIS bees chonklitt!
*offers Leeza sordid chonklitt animolols, bof milk n dark.
Hmmm, dat bemembers mii.
*hobblols off to get Hersheys dark chonklitt on otter ruum*
lol i juss wenn to hersey chokillit wurld not sa long ago adn i gotz a chokllit bar dat wuz bout a footsie adn a half long
*sharez da chokllit wiff Leeza*
Few week week weeks bak, teh tb nooz sed Her Shee wuz movin 2 Mexico cuz wuz cheeper there. Naow tb sez Her Shee haz hyooj profit 4 last quarder. Duz NE1 noes–R day reelee movin out-uv-country? Ai lurvs mai Her Shee produx but will nawt bi stuffs taht puts You Ess Ay werkrs aowt of jawbs.
Doez da splort hurtz if da WP eatz it. Sorri butt *snerk* I not been hear long nuff to get da CCC
*laffin, just laffin*
2 quips coem to mynd:
- I mayd yoo a splort, but I eeted it. (ew!)
- Imbisible splort!
Oh my, they ar a payr of kyooties tho! *snikkr* I lubs hao teh whyt whiskurs is sort of stikkin owt of that cone thingy. Oh por, por kitteh! And that kitteh on teh rite, rubbin on heem, tryin to halp. *sighs* Oh my paws and whiskurs!
*whimper*
u is making it werse!!!
its just teh sweetest thing I has ever seed out here…. ifinkso…
aye just notised teh whiskers!
*titens CHRG and HGGs*
And teh eer fuzz on teh wun on teh left! Didja see teh eer fuzz?
*notisses teh whiskurs of teh wun on teh rite*
Argh! Noes! Nawt teh whiskurs!
*puts on eggstra strength CHRG, adds anuther CHRG on tawp, puts on elebenty layers of duk tayp* OK, I finks aym gud to go nao!
but loook at dem deh is SOOOO cyoot da fur adn da rubbins adn da luvin adn da warm sunshin on da shinee purrty peltz, da purrty widdle wiskers adn da liddle wet noses adn da pnik tung…
pffft.
to parafrase Garfield…
it’s not teh whiskers..
it’s not teh err fuzz….
it’s teh luv.
.
Sentimental meltdown commensing in 3, 2, 1….
Stawp! Tax returns! Tax returns! *poynts to calendar*
Duz yoo noes hao few days ther is till April 15? Hmm?
Tax return done in January.
Alredde gotted refund monies.
Alredde spended refund monies on kitteh’s vet bills.
heres teh finanshul sekshun! an a statistics book!
Yep, it’s teh sirkul uv life, aithinkso.
der der …. we iz all bouh da luff ….
♫♫♫♫♥♥♥♥♫♫♫♫♥♥♥♥♫♫♫
Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don’t worry, be happy……
Ain’t got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don’t worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don’t worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don’t worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don’t worry, be happy
Ain’t got no cash, ain’t got no style
Ain’t got not girl to make you smile
But don’t worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don’t worry, be happy (now)…..
There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don’t worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don’t worry, be happy……
Don’t worry don’t do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don’t bring everybody down like this
Don’t worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don’t worry, be happy
adn i do belieis dat is da longet ting i or anyone evr putt on da fred b4!
ooooooo {{{raindrop}}} dats a bery gud song and gud adbise.
Ai’ll try to remememberz it.
**remindifers self to copy/paste/print adn hang onna wall**
Iz U getting transmissions from deh mothership?
Such sweeteez. Butt *snerk* hoew iz da kitteh gonna eat hiz cheezbergers?
Saem way kitteh eets an elolfant…one bite atta tiem.
iz old joke….
otay cauz I iz old.
can u heer mii naow?
**wut??**
huh? ai kant heer u…
Ai iz in da kone ub silens…
Ohai BDM. Ai gotted tyred uf awl teh cowld airs so ai sended it tu U.
Fur bedder or wurs…
I will lubs yoo
‘Til de last star fawls
Eben den I will lubs yoo
Wen awl is lawst
I will be rite besyd yoo
Warm in de dark.
I will nawt regard ur scars
Dey r nawt a blite,
Yoo surbibed sumfing
So I can hold yoo tonite
* wipes sentimental tear frum eye*
*sniffleshort*
~wipes teer frum I~
*sniffls* OK, yoo got me. *brayks down and kries, just kries*
{{gremlin}} weer all just big softees, aren’t we!
{{princess mu}}
{{LyP}}
{{MelONyx}}
Yesh, we ar. Nuffin moves mah hart lyke seeing luvving akshuns and lukking at kyoot kittehs. Put em together, and it’z irresistible!
{{groop hug}}
*joins hug*
*snif*
*wypes iis*
SEE!
*gets awl choked up agin*
*jumps in groop hug*
*Joins groop hug an passes ‘rownd sawft flannel hankees wif Save teh Kittehs ‘broyderd on dem.* *Sings Koombayah* *Cries sum moar* “
*joynz groop hug an tayks flannel hankee to mop wet stuffs frum iis*
iz teh sweet an lubbin piktchurz taht gits mee ebree tym, tu…
Ai iz alsew inna groop hug. Dis picshure is soooo sweet.
An Ai iz missin mai hubbehcat, hoo iz working on de udder side of da oh shun dis weak.
Um, sry.
Did nawt meens tu mayking ppls cry.
*hugs ebbriwun bak*
S’ok.. Wuz gud excuse for a GRATE groop hug..
Do I hear XM Radio in there?!
AWW!! Day haz the kyoootes kitteh lubs! Poor bebeh. Momma wanna snuggle wifs you an makesez you awww betters! I wonnert howz da kitteh gonna eatsez and drinksez? Maybe I kin makes a tiny bitty cheezburgers for da kitteh soz he kin eats wif safeness.
White Kastle Burgers r kitteh size.
uummm…bad kleenup tho…
Den Ai no needs cooks dem!! Dey komeses in da soopah maaahket rites?
Kwit muvin meh…aym tryun to get teh game!
hahaah!
I finks he wants her to goes away doh. Da mens awways no want wimmen roun wen dey sik. Mai Hubbee no want wifee wen he sik eedder.
Myne wuz eben moar demandin wen him wuz sikk.
myn tu. he nawt git teh sik muchlee butt(!) wen he duz he iz teh berry needee.
iz otay, doe, ai nawt mynd
Elvis collar ur doin it rong.
hahahahahah!!!Q!!!!!!
Im in ur airwaves, stealin ur signals.
*Kimkiwi opens hur eyz*
Gosh ai had a gud niet’s sleepies in tihs … feeld. Tahnkfullee ai had tihs …. caow sittink on me … to kepe me warrum after teh Pogostik Disko nd dwinking seshin. Hae, ai wundur wot taht sien sez.
*wandurs ober to sien*
Welkum to Waiomink.
Uh-ohes.
Hmmmm, wear hav ai seen dis beefour?
*wispurrs* yur nawt nekkee agin r yu?
*luks daown*
Uh-oes.
Yis.
joyne us on de earlieer thred for sum sun bathing!
Jus doan furget th aunti-wrinklol creem
*lukks at varst payle boddee. Lukks at smorl tueb of anti-wrinklol creem*
Ai needs a vat of creem, aifinkso.
*weelz in ultrasuperdupersyz vat uv anti-rinklol creem awn a dollycart*
dis bedderer?
Fankies ICHcoffee. Hao yew tihs mornink?
ai iz stayin owtta trubble, so far
izza gud syn
aye has opposite problim – aye tan tew easilee!
*goz lukin for tub of anti-wrinklol kreme & sunblock*
aifinkso weirdpress iz habbin a funnee wif u, gammacat
didju nawt feed it awl ur junkmail befoar u poastid?
sownds liek i missed wun hek ov a partay!
Ai had teh fun. Startid on teh Gil Grissom lol nd kontinewed on teh neckst wun.
Prolly shud haev jist goen hoem. Butt (sniker) desyded, apparintlee, to bisit peepil in Waiomink.
well hay, u gotta let ur hairs down…
Ohai kimikiwi!
Mai huzbin is a kiwi tew! Hiz mawm iz frum Dunedin, and his fadder iz frum Hamilton in teh norf eye-land.
Nowae. Ai libs in Dunedin!!!!! Nd wehn ai was bebbehkitteh ai libbed baot a ower frum Hamilton, in taown korled Thames.
Ob corse, nao ai is nekkid in a feeld in Waiomink…
Oh noeess! Itz rilly kold in Waiomink rite nao! Beddur get bak tew Noozeelund kwik!
Iz otay, teh caow is sittink on me agen nd keepink me toastee warrum.
Pssst… Sai no if she offerings U pi…..
Taht is teh bestist advies ai haz hurd (no pun intended) fore a lawng tiem.
*luks askanse*
We duz not have THAT kind of pi in cheezland!!!
Yis we doo. Yew is jist yused to it beeink korled Ebil Maus’s Speshil Choklit Pi.
Speekin uv teh pi — teh nommy kind — is we hasing a partee for Pi Day?
Is dis Caturday, aifinkso — 3/14.
*Makes a rite intew the feild in the hover sedan charee*
*Sees nakid Kimkiwi*
* steers n dat direction*
*Parks*
Oh kimmi!!! u must be kold! heer u cin use my spare silk robe – i always keep it n the trunk now sinse the brain splort slipping incedent
* removes cow frum Kim*
Aw fankies princessmu.
Ai kin goes hoem nao????
yep! just hop n the hover sudan chare an we can b awn our way!
Yay. Yew wanna kum to mae haws fore luntch? Ai maeks yew choklit pavlova.
Fur jus elebentee moneyees teh Emergency Rebreefing Company kan supplie yu wiv sordid unner an owturwares fur dat speshul emergencee! Kall 555-elebenty. Kall nao!!!
Ai wud korl 555-elebenty butt (hee hee) ai haz no munnies for teh phoen. Ai spended tehm on dwinks, rollur skaets, pogostiks nd unsootabil boikittehs. Nd a buss tikkit to Waiomink, aifinkso.
Waiomink kin be nyce – nawt crowded an dey has sum berry nyce folks who will be hepfull to a nekkid kiwi. Is also home to avunkular former vice prez Dick Cheney.
*nods*
yup, yup, waoimink be berry nyce to bisit. Mowntins, bufalollo, yellerstone, rodeos, horsey ridin’
I’ve nebur bin there, but I’d luv to check out yellow stone
*pats princessmu simpufetiklee*
noe, teh yello stonez r nawt gowld.
hahaha!
Waiomink nawt dat far frum meh. Ai can gibs U teh ride tu teh harefeeld?
Den teh bunways airwai can gibs U teh ried bak tu Nuuzeeland.
Oh fankies WRr. ND fankies for teh portabil hammick yew provydid at teh Rollur/Pogostik Disko – mutch appreesheatid.
Kitteh on teh left: If yoo wayrs this on yor hed, teh aliens kant reed yor thots.
kitteh on teh rite: howls still so aye can get the itchee spot on teh tawp of mai hed!
kitteh on teh rite: howld still so aye can get the itchee spot on teh tawp of mai hed!
is der an echo in heer! sowwy, bad typing and WP not a good combo…
oooh, dots!
echo in heer…..in heer….in heer…heer…heer
Dis=mah life. Cervical fusion an’ nice husband. Almos’ made me criez.
Best cheezburger ever.
{{Emily}}
Hoep yew are better soon. Gud fing yew haz a nice husbin, tho.
Is mai compooter borked oar is fings reeeeeeely sllllooooowwww tuday?
Doan’t fink it’s ennee slowur dan yooshuel.
dos you has a sad?
Noes, nawt reely, mai compooter oar teh intertoobs linkee is jus berry slooowwww tonite.
Ohai Africat… isn’t it teh middul of teh nite where u are?
Is u gettin enuf sleeps??
Cud be dangeruss driving teh magic carpet on sleep deprivations!
Ohai Leeza! Yus itz eleben fourty pee em rite naow, butt(!) itz mai weeek week weeek end soe aim nawt wurkin tomorroe! Doan wurree, teh magic carpet haz a berry gud otto-pielot! Nao dat Tammy an teh nu bebbeh hav maid frends (at leest nawt tryin tu exturmeenate wun anuvver) ai is sleepin mush bettur!
autopilotz?? o my.
“….and in koenee fing.”
Hey hole still! Yup, I kin heer de ocean!
Uddur kitteh sez “U laf nao, but I hurd hoominz tawkin an u iz nekst.”
I bet the healthiest cats live in litter free homes
**walks slowlee into room, tyred but glad werk is ober**
**luuks at lol**
**starts cryin**
Nobodee lubs ME lyk dat!
Haow U noze dat? U nawt haz teh nek fingy awn duz U?
Ifn it maded a differins, I wud put wun awn in a hartbeet.
**writes awn to-do liszt**
“Get E-coller frum vet’s.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
we duz!
{{{rhsb}}}
but we does lub U
awww red wii awl lubz yoo {{rhsb}} cheezland wuld nawt bii neer az fun wifowt yoo
{{red}}
whut de otter peeps sed!
**wipes eies**
Fanks, guies. Iz jes been wun of dem kinda dayz….
**goes to drown sorrows in caek an ginger ale**
*howlds owt playt wif sordid peecz uv caek as rhsb walks by*
**grabs awl choklit an red velvet peeses**
Fanks.
an dey kall it kittheehhh luuuuvvvv
♪♪ Just becuz weer… sebenteen ♪
i gotta learn tu make da muikal notez!!
iz bad wen yoo gibz yurself an eerwurm
Ai uses “Alt” den 1 den 3 on teh number pad.
*tryz teh moozikul noat*
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♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Luk wut ai lerndid! ♪♫
alt 13 adn alt 14!
*hazza prowd*
I needz tu trai awlsew.
13 14
Hmmm, Mac iz diffrunt. I no kan haz noetz?
yew kin use de trix I gawt from Annipus, make a file wiff allah yer spechul characters: notes, harts, smileys, stars even entire paragrafs like the splort repair or clebber fings yew fink mite be useful, then keep dat winder open an handy when yer muckin abowt in cheezland so yew can copy an paste whenebber yew want.
These cats look like they have mange.
ai lubbs u no maddr wat!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Mai hart juz melteded….. ^_^
How suite….
nice pic i love
Mawws i wuv dems…
aww