Gil Grissom’s assistant thought it puzzling that all three victims had such thin arms and legs, and that they had died holding hands and smiling…
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The Lady of Broccolishireham
Warez teh kiddlets?
Dont smell no bluds…
Dey must’ub been McEnroe’s kids. Der woz chawkdust, anybuddy can see der waz chawkdust!
I jest gotted here so Ize ver laet but I fot yer lol deserbed a ‘Snerk’
Is Reetah, Su ‘n’ Bob, too
Beatles ref FTW! Sept the naems were differmint. I fink it wus Vera, Chuck, and Dave
Taht’s cos it’s NAWT a beetuls ref! The clu is teh nayms in compleetly diffrunt! It’s teh tytul ob a Channul4, Brit fillum, form teh 80′s. Bit ob an obskyur ref for Merkin reeders, Ai kno, but Ai lyk to slip in teh odd kultrul ref juss fur teh Posters an Lurkers form TTI
Yur hart, deer Ambercat, iz awlwaizz in teh rite plaice, too!!
*sees teh flag ov teh TTI waiving gentlee in teh sunshine against teh bloo skye filled wif floofee whyte clouds in teh bakground*
Congrats, AP!
Teh boddeez haz been remoobed!
Fanks, anni!
But eben if dey bin remoobed, ai shud still smell sumfin!
*sniff-sniff-sniff … achoo!*
Juff chawwkk
Dat proobs my feery. Defnitely McEnroe.
conga rats shoes laces …
chokllit marttonie adn umm… cake ….????
*pullz ouh da pladder of da sweetiees*
ders nuf fur ebreeone
Yum! Choklit martooneez adn caek fur ebreewun!
Fankies, raindrop!
I fank U for da splanashun on da lass fred. An I wanna noes if iz otay to mess wif U in cheezland cause littl ones iz fun to mess wif.
sure but be spectin to be me ta be messin wiff u bak! cause i will! ok i hassa go know CYA ebreeboddee !
Kitteh iz awn teh caes
Teh stik figger killer strykes agin!
stik figgurs in perril, beddur wawtch owt!
o noes!!1!!!! fink uv teh poar stik figgerz!
Butt he ate teh baycon orf teh hed, enneewai!
Snork… Budjit cutz – da doin it wrong
does i honestly seemz lyk da cwiet typ ta yu oar ENEONE hur ???
*sprays a botlol ob whippy crem adn purplol fedders frum yesserdais fred/fight wif maus*
*sprayspraysprayspraysprayspray*
der berri purrrrtiful
Noep nawt me nawt me. I finks U iz berri fur oshis. I member Karotee from mii kidhood, wat colour U beein noe – Does it mach da purr pol fevers??
lol i iz a solid red den all i has left iz da red blak tip den i iz blak bellt! ok cya lata gotsa go!
)Da Qtip saiz blood, butt (snerk) noe wat kindz of blood.
butt(!) hee wud fawloe teh cluze an ketch teh bad gie ennewai
nior kitteh has suspicions….
ailimentree, mai deer Watsun……
Dis iz a peesful inbestigayshun, so noe unnecessary violintz pleez.
Maibe just wun wif peeano fur bakgrown mewsik?
Owkay, but Sheerluck must nawt be purrmitted to play it!
OH NOES! who dunnit? wuzzit goggie aggin? o wait no sumbuddy whackt him wif pipe fyoo lolz bakk…
I ‘cuze goggie wib teh led zepplin in da playgrownd.
*drunkenly lerches into thwed*
Hic. Hai. Ai iz havink dwinks at Cheez to sillbrayte teh fackt taht ai has noes killt ennybuddy fore tew daes. Eben iffin tehy rilly deserbs it.
*goes bak to bar nd preepayres a floofy duk*
Ohai, kimkiwi!
I kin joyn yoo? I nawt murdifyed ennywun in a few dayz, PLUS I mite gets to run away from hoam foar a few days nexst munf!
**danses rown an rown**
Teh moar teh merryer.
Ai iz abowt to start dansing. Wil not be prittee.
Wot yew wantz to dwink, red?
Wuts ya got?
i theatened tu runz awai tuday. Daddikat told mii tu rite wen i finded wurk
aifinkso ai haz towld mai kidlets taht tu
tehy nawt laff. ai wunner wie?
Wen eye wanded to runz awae as kidlet, Mi meowm oferded tu pak fore mii. Den when I did run awae, I walkded around da blok cause I wazent loud to crozz da street. Iz tru stori.
Noep, I waznt smart nuff to pak fud, luky da block waznt berri beeg.
Waz otay. Mii faborit fud bak den waz choklit sammichez. Pourd the choklit surup onna whyte bread. Makz mii sik to tink obut now butt (snerk) bak den waz bestes.
Meowm sez dat waz al I wood etz fore da snak.
yoo nawt offer tu gibz da kidletz awl yur muniez an lysesavingz?
ai haz kidlets – ai nawt haz ennie munniez left!
Wotebber yew liek. Ai iz neerly finished mai floofy dukky nd miet moev on to sumfink wib teh sham payne… (oooooh, dotsssss)
I need sumfin kinda strong, I finkso.
Teh gui I wanna be moar den frenz wif, I nawt gotted “offishul” response yet, but I finkso him jes wanna be frenz. Dats okay an awl, cuz him iz ultra-kool dood an iz grate to has him in my coner, but my ego still be a liddlol broozed.
{{{rhsb}}}
*puts dekraytid owie cubber awn rhsb’s brewzd ego*
Fanks, ICHCoffee.
I’m a liddlol disappoynted, but I’ll land awn my feets.
Heers a dwink to halp wib teh broosed ego. Iz mai owen kreayshun, ai korls it “Ai iz Kween of the Werld nd Man is yew Missink Owt.”
Enjoy
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Woo-hoo!
**luuks at kimkiwi**
Dere no bodka innit iz dere? I donut get along wif bodka.
Ai donut finkso. Not iffin yew donut want it, ennyhao.
Ai kin feel teh dansing kumming on.
*warks ober to teh jookbocks*
**throws self awn cowch, puts bak of hand to forehed an sighs hevilee**
Mebbe I jes has to rely awn teh Cheezmen, YNGs an fyremen to halp me get thro dis diffycult tyem….
*grabbs rhsb bai teh hand nd dragz hur to teh dans flor*
Iz tiem for a boogie, aifinkso. Nd singink lowdly nd off-kee.
Teh nawt sekkund song iz… Moving on Up bai M Peepil.
*kk singz rilly, rilly badlee*
Kin wii play “I Will Surbibe” nexst?
Yis yis yis.
Nd then ai will plae Teh Bitsh is Bak by Elton John
OOohh! GUD WUN, GRRL!
Iz mai theem song fore teh yeer.
Yew wanna nuvver dwink?
Yesh, plz.
Rite nao, I’m lissenin to Buckcherry. Dey iz a liddlol hevvyur tehn I normalee lissen to, but I lubs “Crazee Bitsch” an “Lit Up”.
My innur hed-bangur has been havvin lotsa fun latelee.
Ai wiz lissening to Nirvana’s Librium larst niet. Ober and ober agen. My warkman haz lossof songs on heem, so it eezy to fynd wun to matsh mai mooood.
*mixes a hoel heep of alkamahol (but no wodka) nd survs ober ayce wib a cherrie*
Herr yew go.
Yore turn to pik teh song.
heerz tu teh innur hedbangur in awl uv us!
(ai haz teh Disterbd playin naow)
Disterbed is purty gud. Dere cubber of “Land of Confyoosin” is gud.
Kimkiwi – I wants “Lub Stinks” by J Geils!
Yis yis. Nd then ai wil plae I Wanna Brayke Fwee by Kween.
We kin has nuvver dwink nao?
KWEEN! Dems my fabritest groop EBBER!
I’m in lubs wif Roger Taylor.
Otay, hao abowt ai plaes Kwazy Litlol Fing Korled Lub
Heer is fansee schmansee laydee dwink for us… dunno wot it korled but is delishus nd nootrishus.
Man ai is habing teh funnnnnn
wee can haz jello shawts nekst?
sokai, rhsb, mee an teh tukillya nawt git alawng eever – senyor hozey haz kikkeded mai tail tu mennee tymz inna passed. ai nawt eben can smell teh stufs wifowt reely unplezent reaktshuns!
Margajareetas is my fabrit drink. Frozed, no salt, plz.
Ai hazza nideyuh… (ooooohhhhh dotsssss)
Wot is bettur tahn teh disko? Teh ROLLUR DISKO.
*hands owt skaets to rhsb nd icanhazcoffee*
Tihs gonna be funn. Weeeeeeeeee
*rolls past vairy unsteddily*
Roller skates?!?!?
OMCC.
Duz u kno hao menne yeers it been sinse I has had wheels awn my feets? Elebenty gazillion!
I usta be purty gud awn skates, but dat wuz a hole ‘nudder lyf ago.
wee can haz ambyulinces adn castsez foar ower brokin stufz afterwerdz?
* getz awot teh protublol hammoks, follolows kimkiwi adn teh red around wiffit *
Nawt can letz U lubbly laydees haz a fawl dawn adn get broozed.
Duzzint matur. Iz phun.
*grabs rhsb bai teh hand nd halps her onto teh rollur disko floor*
Aifinkso sumfink 70s. Mebbe Stayink Alibe bai teh Beegees?
Iz dere wun called “Stayin Uprite”?
Dat mite be owr gole.
Iz eever rollur disko or pogostik disko… taeks yore pik.
*kk duz funkee rollur disko moevs wibbowt rilly noeing hao*
Oops, ai forgettid to tern teh flashee liets on. Ai will do taht nd cum bak wib moar dwinks.
*wobblez passed WRR awn teh skayts*
sokai – teh alkuholz mayks us inv…invin…wee woan git hurtid
Nawt tu furgetz teh blak lites.
**rolls arown floor, doin fansee mooves hur usedta do**
**crosses feets an bak agin**
**skates awn wun foot**
**skwats down an duz “shoot teh duk”**
**spins arown an goes bakwerds**
*kk wobbils bak onto rollur disko flor. handz owt moar dwinks nd teh raynboe legwarmurs*
*Sings to toon of Billee Jowul’s Uptown Girl*
Upriet girrls, wib tehir funky rollur disko twirllz…
Ai nawt haz rollur skates. Ai iz frum ND wii haz teh icee skates. but Ai nawt noze haow tu uze dem wiffout teh hokkee stik in mai hands.
*wobblez bie an tayks anuvver drink*
iz reely hard nawt tu haz teh spillz awn teh floar liek dis!
anat wud bee alkuhol abyuse!
*hands WRr a hckee stik*
**starts spinnin in cirklols, but foargets hao to stop**
HHHaaaallllppppp!!!!!!
Da skatin I noe can does, sew I jes wach. I da desnated piker upper. sew incase youse fallz, I can pic U up an put U safly on da CCC couchez.
*wobbles passed agin an seez rhsb spinnin wildloly*
*tryz tu hit teh brayks an gow bak*
*doan manij it*
ai try tu ketchu awn teh next rown, rhsb!
mebbee sumday teh jusfrenz part myt haz teh growin intu sumfin moar.
**shrugs** Mebbe, mebbe nawt.
ai can haz a hoap foar u ennewai
Hai guyz, sorreh, ai just sided to jump in teh conversashun
ohai linin! we wuz jus rowlin passed awn teh rollyskayts upthred anai saw u – jump ryt in ennee tym! wanna jello shawt?
may ai suggest a fronsh 75???
inna champaynglass: a shot ob gin, a shot ob lemmings juis and top up wif champers!
… (ooh – dots an bubblols!!!)
Have fun on de lols! an gud day/afturnoon/nite tu ebbrywun!!
Wat iz floofy duk? I finking ob openin a mob site in cheezland. Hitz R Uz. Wii kilz anione fore elebenty choklit possums.
ai can haz sillybrayshun drinks tu? ai haz nawt kilded oar merderfied enneywun in at leesta cuplol dayz, tu
A floofy duk is advokaat, wodka, orinj jus (not poysinnus tho) nd lemmingade.
Tehy is teh yummie. Pheel free to joyne teh partay, butt (snikker) is tiem for dansing aifinkso
anai prawmiss nawt tu be dansin awn teh bar … yet …
aifinkso ai will startwif teh skruedryver (oar teh pairuvplyers as mai deer departid daddiekat usta cawl it) den moov awn tu trie nue stufs.
Ooooo….no skroodryburs foar me.
Dey did baaaaad fings to me at a weddin resepshun mennee yeers ago.
Der Sumerians aer sed to hab had 21 diffrent beers. Ifinkso dat dis claim needs tu be tested. Dey mite hab awl tasted da saym. Only wun way tu fynd owt. Iffen I’m nawt back in (checks thyme, adds 4 hours for hangober) a day oar two, send in der Guiness.
Dazza gud ideyuh, jd.
Reddy wehn yew is.
impurrtint histerikul reeserch – u haz it!
Egg-zackly!
Nawt wun of my finur momints.
Wut wuz teh iseng awn teh cayk wuz dis: I stayed at frenz howse dat nite an drove hoam teh nexst moarning. I wuz seryuslee hanged-ober wen I gotted hoam an SUMWUN had lefted a glass of orinj joos awn teh kitchin cowntur!
Wuz nawt gud fing to be seeing at dat tyem.
omai! didju runawaywifaquikness – az muchlee quikness as a hungoverqwikness myt haz?
I wanted to, but no sooner tehn I saw teh glass, my parental yoonits camed hoam. Mahm luuked at me an sed, “U nawt luuk gud.”
I sed, “I finkso I mebbe comin down wif sumfin.”
Wat iz floofy duk, i azk afore butt (snerk) da fred losted it till later.
advocaat, wodka (ai fink, mebbe ginnyboos), orinj jus nd lemmingaid.
I nedder heard of advocaat befor so I wented to wiski pedia an looked up. It sounds nommi, iz abailabol in amerika??? I fink wood be wunderful to taest.
aifinkso. is abailablol in nooziland. teh floofy duks is sweet butt (snikker histericklee) nommy.
But tehy WERE last seen on a bumper!!
ahaha! a hitanrunaway! it hadda bin!
Yu meen a hit goggie did dis?
aifinkso mebbee!
It wuz Mr Waterz wif da hose in da driveway
Oh kittehmomma, you so funeh!
Them r eether smawl childrenz or teh kitteh is TEH HYOOJ!!1!
Stik-figger peeps offin has teh stunted growfs. Dey start smawl adn stay dat way. No meet on teh bonz, y’kno.
kitteh inbestigayter izza a reel jyint in hiz feeld!
(ai hoap weirdpress doan eet dis cawmint tu!)
(soe iffin iz awluvusuddin a buncha cawpiez uf dis cawmint, u kin blaym weirdpress!)
Nawt a big miss terry. Teh peepz saw teh lol wif teh 4 kittehs sleeping bai the door. Dem awl splorted adn nawt had newun wif teh CCC find dem in tiyme.
WRr – U has teh emerjensee mediklol traynin, rite? Wii mite needs u up thred inna minnit.
Kimkiwi, ICHCoffee an I has been drinkin an nao wii gonna puts awn roller skates…
*hits own hed wif floofypaw*
ob coars! u iz teh brillyunt!
it wuz teh obveeyus!
U shore? Deir heds luk intakt. Well, apart from being flat.
ohai jd – ai tryd like elebentee tymz tu acceptify ur frend reqwest anit still nawt wurk fur sum weerd reezun… ai keep tryin, an ai sendid u wun, tu
*shrugs and ponderz teh miss terrie uv teh missing frend aksepter thingie*
that is hilarious … i love your caption!
for teh win!
better check the bed for semen stains
Awrite, Klea!!!! ur capshun is ossim adn full of win!!! ROFLMAOPIMPBBQ!!!
Good Post.Thanks:-)
too badz he left