Dis iz da spoon
Dis iz da spoon u wil now uze to measure ma foodz
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haz a hongree!
heer u go – lots ob chocklit tart wif rasbrees on an moar burfday shampayne!
Conga rat shue layces wif de top ob de brayd an nawt-sekund!
(oh – an I brotted back de limner-zeen froam errlier – twas berry comfutablol tu be drivven back hoam froam wurk!!!)
wunnrfull, deer nennepuss! ai’z so gald taht teh limner’zine wuz teh furreh comfeh. yu duzurvz teh lucksurehe!
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nommm — teh choklit adn raspingberrloliez! mai awl-tyme fayvrit (irl awlso)! wii awl habing teh caek adn teh shampurrz. lurvleh! fankee so mutchlee! {{{{{ nennepus }}}}}
{{{{{Calicocoa}}}}}
chocklit, rasbrees an shampayne is may IRL-faborit combo too!
oooh. hooda funkit! yersh, iz teh delishamus. ai awlso lieking teh razz joose (oar teh pommelgranite joose) *inna* teh (lo-pricey) shampayn/sprkloling wyne. iz teh nommee adn teh festibv.
ooh – NOM!
and da Eitalyan likeur Limoncello in cheap (oar eggspensib…) bubblos is nommee tu!
*longs foar summer inda garden wif friends an bubblols an awl fings nommeh*
aaaaoooooowwwwwwrrrrr! gmta, nennepus — ai *lurvz* teh lemmingcello (wif teh bubblolz adn wifout!) adn i’ze eyetalyun irl, imfackt.
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cheerrup, nennepus, teh summer comming reelee sune. iz awlmoast teh vurnul eequa… ekwin… umm, furst dai uv teh *springing*!
thyme foar beddiebyes here in Norbay – House saybed an otter life an de bed bugs ar cawling (aldough am finking aboat usin dinomayte on dem if dey doan shuttupp
Nite nite awl – hab funs on de nekstes LOL – an Aill laff bout it in de moarning!
*refills de playtes ob chocklit an rasbree tart an gets anudder crate ob shampaynes (is de good stuff – Maus sold it to me from Noms)*
*leebs som sordid likueur as well – an a longing for balmeh summer nites wif good friends an good moments…)
Hite nite nenne haz da fun an plezent dreems thyme. Seez you in da mornin.
OOOOO… Tart wif rasszlberri sondz super Nommi.
whoo yew kawlin a tart? (snerk!)
happy burfday calicocoa (i was reading yewr cheez page)
:start singing:
Dis eas yewr burfday song!
Eat iznt berry lawng
HEY!
:stop singing:
awwwwrr fankz, wulfie. iz teh shoart butt (teehee!) *furry* sweeyt! (i haz teh eerwurm nao…)
If’n da berri fitz, butt (snerk) tartz iz wunderful and da mos wunderful fings about tartz iz eyez da only one.
ai can has?
*sneeks a peace wifout tehm looking*
akorse, wulfie! awlwayz beeing anuff furr yew! (adn nao knead two sneek, eever. butt (oooooh!) iz teh okeh taht yew did.) iz teh plenteh furr *ebbrywun* (ekztruh flayvur, nawt callareez!)
borrows a liddle of Calicocoas choklitt adn rasberriees adn leabs da champain fur da old pplz
ohai did i tell yu guys wat i did?? its da COOLEST ting evr
nao, nawt yet. tellz us, raindrop? wii laiks teh kewl!
ok so i take karate adn i haz gone troo about umm… 12 belt adn i juss took a test to get mai next belt, adn to get da nex belt i had to try to brakez a brick … so i gotz up der all nervos adn i was bein watch by ovr 100 ppl adn 5 people had juss gon adn NO won broke it adn i gott up adn BAM went straigh troo to da floor adn i got da loudest applause ALL day now i has a REAL brick dat u can buy at lowes in too peices sittin in mai room it was AWESOME … it also means dat i’m too belts away frum being a black belt adn i can beat up all dem bad guys
i’m about to leave in bout 10 mins to get ready to go agin
waytago, raindrop! iz teh *soopurr* kewl! ai haz teh mayjurlee impresst. butt (hork!) hao iz yu? iz a owie? hao yu duingz it/ wif teh footee?
OOOO…So much the aw and impresshun I haz fore U. Is amazin. If U getz da chance to find old Bill Cosby comedy bitz, tri to find the one about Karate and breaking bricks, iz zakly wat I piktured whe I reeded da nez. {{{Raindrop}}} dans*dans*dans*
…”adn teh brik sed: nope. doan’t warnt tu.” adn him getz teh *beeg* owiez in himz hand. furr teh kawraty-chawp praktisieng aftur taht, imsted uv *brik*, him hadsta useing teh *jello* insted! wuz teh ekstruh funneh wehn cozbee toald teh stoaree… (adn fankz furr teh remindinger, bom_momme!)
halpingz yorself, raindrop! iz teh plenteh furr awl. eeben furr teh sekkindz!
Ooooh, ooooh ooooh em ai tu lait fur dat chonklittartwifrazburreez? nom. du want!
nebber tu lait, ladymonde! heer’z teh beeg playtfull. adn sum shampurrz. umjoi!
da dish is in Puerto Rico
is big, and collects data frm my fwends da aliens.
Itz bekuz my apetyte is astroNOMicalz.
sweeetpea ftw!
cud those be teh borgs? hmmm?
reziztinc iz fyutil. u will kumplie.
*tiny b0rg enhanz’d tendrils tiptoe t’ward da temptink bloo erhlenmyerz flax*
*taptaptap*
*tips it o’er …uh ohes…
gushiefuds fitz reelee well tew!
wun anna haf – please!
an doant be skimping onda haff – on sekkund fought – aill be habing free spoons – fankyuberrymuch!
Ai aer a growin kitteh
Ya A fib wae nawt sekkund. I iz humbold in Uses prezents. Spek of which … wat U all wantz from da tye bootiq.????
Um… iz seben Aifink + sp got 2 commints in teh nawt sekund minit.
ohae bom_momme! akshulle ai’z cowntin teh *sebbun*-wae nawt-sekkind ty! ai’z poppin’ teh shampaynz furr ebbrehbuddeh. cheez!!!
Dats whi I doen put to ani one in tikular – cause da count alwaes changes after I commintz.
Iz a gud eye deer 2 wate fur a minnit an den refrosh b4 u cownt!
gmta, anni!
gud trik: iz teh wayting umtil teh *sekkind* minnit onna ‘puter clawk, tehn reefrosh, tehn caownt. wurks, ’sept wen it duzn’t…
eeznt dat teh wai wif eberytihng?
iz teh furry phfillosoficle, wulfie!
aidoanfinkso, just commen cents, tleast to meh
butt(!) we awl noe teh commen cents iz nawt berry commen
it iz mine and mine alawn
My kitteh wud slepe in dat spoon.
that’s what I was thinking too.
U thot mai Cleo wud slepe in dat spoon?
werunt we awl finking dat?!?
akhully I was thinking dat bout Yogi kitteh but it wud wurk fur Cleo 2
an hurree up – ai haz nawt eetin in at leest eleben minits!
da dish CAINTrun awai wif dis un
unlezz itz dat syze ob curs or da boff camez furm a wurld much bigg der hours da possisisblilties ar endlezz
like a raic of pandemontional? beens
or da kitteh useded a magnininifiyer adn it turnded ouh too bee a shrinker adn it shrunk ebreeting BUT da spoon …
ai neber fought ub dat…
*looks at teh pikshur agin*
no dat yew menshun eat tohse shews luk beeg tew…
or maybe dats not a spoon at all adn da kitteh is not a kitteh at all is a ebil alin frum mars adn it randoly picked a spoon to blend in for a spayseship adn kitteh for a spayes soot
kood beh
hunnee ai shrunk teh kitteh! an teh howse an…
Haz annione elz noticed dat da site iz beri weird todae. I wont let me go to aniones profile. I has inbite an fankies to gib an I cant get in fruntwaes, bakwaes or sidwaes! Stoopi puter, stoopi WP stoopi RL. Stoopi, stoopi stoopi!!!!!
ai has noticed dis aswell, my nawt sekkund post if yewll notice only sais daedraug, no agarwaen sos, ai did dis befoar i got a weirdpretzel, but eat steel put mai pikshur up
iz toadly weerd! bummr, wulfie!
funny fing was dat ai wasnt sind in, butt (heehee) ai was in deh hurry for the top spot was niece dat teh compooter steel showd teh pikshur
*sendz Bom_Momme a nyce YCG ta halp u relax, he does all kindza stuff lyke, sholdre rubbs adn howse cleaning adn compooter shootin’ adn anyfing else u wantz*
yu so nais, raindrop. yu iz treetin teh bom_momme so gud, adn hur gonna beeing teh furry happehtayl! {{{{{ raindrop }}}}} {{{{{ bom_momme }}}}}
Yas, an fank you raindrop. Iz beri nice peepl specali to send mii da YCG, but I uzes the MUG sinc mii huzbi iz sumthyme not pericate YCG. He wantz mii to stae way from the youngee ones.
I hatz mii puter – iz apple an I haz nutin butt (snerk) problums wif stoopi thing NOE LIKEE APPLE PUTER>
no problem ok i gotsta go i’ll cya lata too c da wunnerfull awesom ting i don ebreeone, go nere da top adn read mai long commetn allrighty BYE {{{{cheezpeepz}}}}
bye, raindrop! conga ratz agen furr teh awsum adn win wif teh brik adn teh kuhrotty! yu *goe* grrrrl!
Ai haz had no prollemz gettin 2 profiels 2dai (fur a chaynj!)
Mah Spoon is too big!
I am a banana!
So glad somebody said it!!
Noes, noes, iz your poopee scoopee
ewwwww. dat buhlongz wiht teh jurbul sprinklolz frum teh 12:00 am lol…
Lolz, if you be feeding her dat much fuds and she noms it all, that will HAVE to be your poopee scoopee
Ifn a spoonfula shugar halps teh medisin go down, I wanna yoose DIS spoon!
NAwt meh. Haow mush medisin U fink dey gunna feed U ifU haz tu uze that spune?
Az lawng az it has teh codeen innit, I nawt kare!
the best part uf gitten sik
in coff medisine wif a scrip
too the tune of da maxweel howse coffee
Amen, sistah!
Ifn it nawt make yoo feel bedder, at leest u nawt KARE how sik u iz!
**sez teh woman wif teh nooly-akwyred skripshun foar Xanax**
biii verri kareful wif da xanax an trade it in fur da valium if Dr Tinycat will approve. haz heard an witnessed menni bad things wif da xanax..ive had both..i have panik disorder
Dis my nawt-sekkund tyem wif Xanax an plan to take it onlee wen teh waves of anxietee hits hard.
Sumwun berry close to me abyoosed Xanax foar a whiel. Insted of bein awl “Iz okay, u iz goin thro ruff tyem”, I wented awf awn dem. I wuz moar lyk, ‘WTF iz yoo doin? Iz yoo TRYIN to rooin ur lyf an eberyfing u has werked so hard foar?!?!?”
Mebbe nawt teh best reakshun, but wuz teh wun I had at teh tyme, espeshulee aftur dey gawt awl smug an stuff.
da nawt sekkund time i ebber taked wun.. i waked up next mornin fulli dressed shoez an awl in mine bed wif a vague memori uf calling mine x boifriend an yelling at himz for making mii break up wif him
ROFLMAO!!!
Are yoo sayin mebbe I shud turn my fone awf befoar I tayk it?
I has herd of drunk-dialin but nebber Xanax-dialin!
oooh it happenz!! i learned nebber tu take da hole dose..i understand awl tu well about da panik attakz tho..aktualli i gitted da nerb up tu call him a few daze later an hii wuz veri amused tu
nawt maxwell howse..iz da folgerz tune..sorrri i nawt reeli drink coffee
Nawt want codeen. iz teh ‘lergic
iz teh dedly poyzun fur meh.
Ohai red I leebed U a message at da end of da last LOL. Haz gud dae.
Ohai, BOM!
Wuz it teh wun abowt walkin funnee cuz ov ebberfing u gots crossded? Ifn so, I saw it an responded.
{{{BOM}}}
halp (nawt relly iz testing su mfing)
darns eat , cant geet pikshur an blooname
pikcshur beeing teh okeh, butt (chukl) nawt beeing bloonaim.
sumbuddee stowl ur abatar pikchur calicocoa! iz ownlee a blak sqwerr naow!
annai hazza weerd green qwilt blawk naow! sumbuddee cawl teh puleecmin pleez! we hazza theef!
*grumblolz*
stoopystoopyweerdpressawlayzmessezevrefingupallatym
mine profyle iz aktin strang. wuld sumwun pleez clik mine bloo name an tell mii how menni pikz yu sii i haz awn dere? pleez
It sez u has 5 an I see 5.
Oh, an I been meenin to tayle u – I usta has cowch similolar to urs.
crud..dere are supposed tu bii 7. i can sii 7 wen i luk at mine proflyle. ennibodi got a klue?
*shrugs*
wierdpress maybe hazza tummieache frum awl teh junkmail adn stuf wee fed it befoar teh tour on teh uvver lol?
oar mebbee it goed insayn from havvin over 400 commints?
yesh, pikshur be good, but blooname nawt wurking. All you has to do iz type in yur mine.icanhascheezburger adress (mine is http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-_linin_, just insert yur user naym at teh end) where it sez URL aboav were yu maykes commints…
Just ask meh if you need halps ennemoar
dere iz no spoonz.
Awwwww. Kewt kitteh.
yesh DR! preetee wyte cat! do want!
SKWEEEEE!!!!
*bownces up and down*
Putz teh 50s stylol baffing cap wif daizees awnit ober teh gammacatz chrg. gibz hurz teh WSJ finanshul paige tu reed.
finanshul page seemz etreme tu mii. wii dont want GM tu haz her hart attakin her
Nawt tu wurree, iz teh chineez print verzhun.
U nawt Suppoz hurz can reed teh cantoneez?
her mite hav learned it frum da tagz and instrukshionz awn ebberthing wii buy
Yabbutt, hur kin prolly onlee reed, “Do nawt dry kleen. Masheen warsh warm. Cool iron.”
eeewww! financial sekshun a shurfyre cure for teh kyoot!
Ohai, gammacat!
U kin has dis kitteh, ifn I kin has teh floofy whyte wun frum 2 lols ago.
Deel?
sorree red, ai had a meetink! (stuppee werk!)
wi has a deel!
dont ya just hate it win RL inturuptz da cheezland?
*anom* tu taht, 3km! speekin’ uv witch, ai gotsta go an bee duing sum wurk nao. bak sune ai hoap! cya laytr… {{{{{ cheezpeeps }}}}}
cii ya soon calicooa
yup, cii ya! kbai…
Calicocoa, iz it be yur berfday??
well ai ahs tew get off
deh kitteh will bend deh spoon wid deh power of herz mind
if u eats with taht spoon
ur gonna need taht giant litter box we saw teh other day
Sno~bawll Kitteh amz
berreh clebburr. Canz Napz inz
Spune afturr eeteeng!
Grayt Beeg Spune can haz
skratcheeng poast attached 4 2
shawrpunn Kitteh’z clawz
Grayt Beeg Spune iz mayd
4 Crunchee Fud. Can spreaddz it
awll ober t3h floar!
Jack.
Huhuhuhuhuhuh <3
but … dere iz no spoonz!
Ohai! Jest poppin in to tew say happytayle birfday to calicocoa. Gotta go nom dinner wut mai kit maed. Home-maked Marfa Stoo-art mac & cheese! mmmmm
how yoo git yur kit tu kook?
Haha, ai wish mai mom and dad let me kook! But dey nawt lets meh…
haz yu ebber kaused a fire?
Mai kit is twenny – her habs to lurn to kukk. Owr famblee agreed taht her will kukk ebery tewsday. Onlee bad part iz dat I agreed tew dew teh dishes wen her kukks.
Matrix- “There is no spoon.”
Naw, I detekt zee spoon, but mai spoon ish 2 big. Mai spoon ish too big!
Ebbreewun be gone!!! When dey mayk new lol?
Nitee nite to awl. Hubzy haz maid da dimmer – faehutas and recooked beens. He maks berri NOMi nom nom. Gud Nite sweep tite al.
how yoo git huzby tu kook? i nawt doin sumfing rite.
inkwirink myndes want to know! hubbi cookin is normally grillin or pasta!
Mah spoon is too big!
Also, I am a banana.
Um, Dad? I fink yer drug habit is outta control.. Dis new coke spoon is ober the tawp.
Izz da booboo!
If kitteh eetz dat much fud, him will turn into Diabeetus Cat…
please give me a spoon of milk please??
mah spoon iz tuu big! mah spoon… iz tuu big!
I R A BANNANA
dat kitteh iz cutehh! mi iz hungrii nao!!
mii seez teh shewz in teh bakgrwnd!!! wau!!!
kthxbai
wonderfull realy enjoyed
Mah spoon is too big.
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT
MAH SHPOON IS TOO BIG!!!
=^_^=
O.O htey knows hoao mah kitteh is!
lol, my spoooon is too big. hey, i am wearing those shoes right now!