
camoflauge U r doin it pretty well aksullay
picture: Moggy with kitteh Tabitha. lol caption: pokemonruler
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camoflauge U r doin it pretty well aksullay
picture: Moggy with kitteh Tabitha. lol caption: pokemonruler
Warez teh kitteh?
GMTA, anni!
At leest wen u matsh teh carpit 2 teh kitteh, teh floof duzn’t sho!
srsly, teh car pet is wite. kitteh has jus bin shedding on it for a long tiem. an teh vaccyoom is borked.
dats wut ai fot at
furstnawt sekkund 2!Dat wud eggsplane it!
i dun c no cat… ichc lies!
CATmoflazh wurkin purrfecklii.
ok those ‘ur doin it pretty well akshually’things are getting really old and kinda gay
There’s no cat in this pic! WTF!
Non-ironic use of unfortunate carpet detected…
GMTA – on de uggl… unfortunate carpet usije…
Ai fink dat it iz a gud choyse – enny uver culler carpit wud need cleenin twyse a dai!
Muss go an haz lunsh naow. Ai’ll be glad wen we go 2 summer tiem – mai lief iz awl mikst up!
Habba gud lunsh annipuss!
noe! dey be takin awai mai bukket… er… ai meen… mai our! one hoel our! adn inna mornin! dats jes brutlol! dem shud stop dis silli tiemswitchin!
enjois ur lunsh anni
Itz wai tu eerly tu has daylite-sabings tiem aifinkso. Itz still winter–ee, eben hear in Sudden Cally-fornya. 42 F this a.m.!
sadleh da guizes hu chus wen 2 chaeng tiem noe finks ob us…
*hans ober a cup ob hawt chokklit 2 da sudden cally*
*humm* u noe et nebber rains in sudden cally-fornya… *humm*
Fangs you, siobhan! Iff’n onlee dem guizes wud ask us furst.
*happily sips cup ob hawt chokklit*
It nebber rains in sudden cally-fornya — at leest it nebber rains enuf fur teh watter supply.
*Sets down empty mug ub chokklit*
Dat wuz mitey inviggerating. Well, RL is deemanding dat I wear sumfin besides PJs to work. Buy, cheezfrens! Hab a grate day wearever yu are adn whatebber ur doin!
*Sings, but is slightly horse*
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to wurks I goooooo….
In teh war tiem, we had dubbul Summer tiem clokks went forwud 2 owerz (nawt at wuns, it 2 stayjis. Ai aer glad we doan’t still haz 2 do dat, teh wun ower taeks me lawng enuff 2 ajjust 2!
Hey, dere is no cat! Where’s mai lolcat? *sniff*
A threefold mindmelt!!!!!
Is scary!
then I shud prolly not tell u I was gonna say teh same thing….
Whut’s scary iz mai compyooter….I keep getting the “hourglass of death”.
Hoapfully it will hold owt so ai can play today…
mebbeh da compyooter 2 confuzzled about da catmuflash?
OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOESSS!!!!
We already knows we is mind meltered, gurl…
Iz “Mind Melt” on teh NOM menu ???
8)
Um… no. Lesse… What would you put in a “Mind Melt”?
Avocado
Bacon
Cream Cheese
D…
Dried Figs
Eggplant
Fries
G….
Gushiefuds….
Ham….
Italian dressing…
Jelly….
K….
K, Special
Liverwurst
Muenster cheese
N…
Not liverwurst…
Or hedcheez….
Possibly roast beef…
Quite gud,roast beef iz…
R…
Radishes, as garnish
Sammich bread, ob koars
Tuna, duh.
U
Unmentionables
Veggie creem cheez
Wurst, wurst ideer ebur,
X…
Xxxsalad
Yams
Zinc supplements
Um, I think i will skip the Mind Melt today and just haz BLT kthnx…
Leeza: what’s yer absolute fave sandwich?
I has to pik ONE?
It wud be a tossup btw a club, and a reuben, iguessso.
NO!! WATE!!!
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BLT… made wif real homegroan tomatoes. that is my all teim fave.
And maplol bacon, cookeded cripsy? And homemade multi-grain roll? So teh delishus home-grown tomato has worhty companions? And maybe a slice ov avocado, too?
Dang! We is so mind meltered that we have the same 3 (!!!!) fave sandwiches. I wuz hoepin I could invent sum kind of sandwich “mash-up” like “roast beef and slaw tuna pita” or sumthin…
no no no booklion, regulolar bacon, but thick sliced, and chooey, not krispy! I just want it how I want it.
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Maus there was anotter I forgotted b/c I almost never have one, but has u ever had a cold leftover meetloaf sammich??
mmmmmmmmmmmm
oh and don’t forget teh muffaletta….
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jeesh, I better go eet lunch.
4 faves… 5 faves …
GET OUTTA MY HEAD!
I make meatloaf about once a month just for the sandwiches. We don’t heat the hot loaf at all…
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about once every cuppla years I hasta make meetloaf just so I can has teh sandwiches. I wud more offen, but I don’t have anyone to halp me eet it, and I hafta make it wif teh reel grownd beef, gr turkey is just not teh same… so is a bit high fat, and a splurge.
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*ahem*
as a mattur of fact, this weekend I is going to cook my annual cormed beef, it’s always cheep around St Patty’s Day, and I loves teh cormed beef sandwiches too…
*wates to see if that makes 6*
*covers eers justincase*
** Luks at empty bowl that held Healthy Request soup **
** wants a meetloaf sammich REEL bad! **
*Wipes brow*
*Phew*
OK. We’re not the same person. I think.
Corned beast is “OK”. I mostly like it in Reubens. And hash.
Ai can kum libs wif yoo, Leeza? Yoo cuk, ai kleen?
I loves to cook!
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Ackshully I was very much enkouraged to growin up, cuz I was a big tomboy, and it was teh only ‘gurl’think I lieked to do.
Plus my mom din’t really liek to cook.
rly Maus?
Not the deli stuffs… real thick sliced corm beef?
Wif swiss cheez and mayo and Guilden’s mustard on ryes??
hash?? ew.
Ifink we’re safe!!
Yabbut its still
creepyremarkable how meltered we are…well it’s just fud so far…
um.. except ifink we both have teh ebil tendencies….
That…
Prior careers in hospitality…
Musical theatre…
A coupla otters that I can’t recall at teh moment…
musical theatre only counts if u sez it as ‘fans of’.. I only got to do the one in HS. ;(
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Monty Python fans…
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Can’t resist… not sure how to say it, impulse control issues? As in:
♫Shave and a haircut….
*TrembleTrembleTrembleTremble*
*HeadSpinHeadSpinHeadSpin*
*Jumps into the middle of the room*
♫♫♫ TWOOOO BIIITTTS! ♫♫♫
Wat wud dat be maed ob?!?
*oh noes – will not go doun dat way – no no – not at awl*
well that wud make sense.. my mind has bin feeling very melty of late…
Audits suck…
{{{Leeza}}}
pfft. That’s about done. Now I is just trying to catch up my regular werks, which co inky dentally decided to get really heavy at teh same time, AND it’s month end…..
I shud be unburied by teh end of teh week.
But fanks.
{{{{Maus}}}}
Did u finish cleening out ur ‘basement’?
Nah. The other guy and me both had to deal with cranky applications. We’re gonna go through the dungeon tomorrow. Stuff has to be in the reclamation area by Monday.
Iz dat applications for running a crank,or peeps who are filling owt applications who are cranky?
‘Puter programs actin liek 3 year olds
doan moast puter programs act liek 3-year olds?!?!
always wanting to du just wut dey want too an not wut u want to?!?!
akshully – Captivate 4 is moar like a grumpeh elebenty-year oald… slow an pig-hedded at de saem tiem…
Yay! we awl haz teh saem eye deer!
Ai hidez heer.
In plain site.
Inna middlol ov teh floor.
….on this fugly pattern of carpet…
adn iffn u steps awn me ai ntrodusis u 2 mai pointeh ens!
An mai sharp teefs!
Wat cam nawt sekond, da cat or da carpet?
da cat aid sai… carpet wuz maed out ob harebawls adn cathare by da dustbunnehs.
*Pikkingz up mask adn puttingz it on.
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Diz b photoshoppt!!!! taking dis pixor off uv dis site immee jitlee!!! Obviuslee dey tookinged the pattern uv deh ca pit and coveringed up deh kitteh wif deh carpit kullerz!!!!!! It b unkonshunabol tu posting dis on deh web wair ennee inner sent peep can seeing it bai asskissdent!!! oh, deh huge manateez!!! How kin u laffing at dis?!?!??! Dis b an owtrage!! I noez a legul professhunal, adn I iz not afrade tu use him!!!
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*TAkez mask off.
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ooo. I skeered maisef!!!!
Mii Cween Mii Cween, pleez nawt to ubsett Urself. Wii can poot da lolwarnin on dis. It bees al rite.
Hee hee – yoo sedded “poot”.
OOPS* hangs hed in sham* eye wood blush butt (snerk) mii stoopi puter doen lik da emos.
Heer ya go:
Fanks, eye stil gettin useded her haz I azked U to be frens yet????? I tryed to check but Dr. Tinycat is in OR an eye can’t go noe plaic.
u kin sneeking in deh bak door tu ur profile…
h t t p://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/profile-bak-door/
just cut/paste adn taking owt deh exxtra spaiceiz…
u – mai cween – bees a reel – adn ai meen reel – marbelous troll impersonatur. *bows b-4 da cween*
Iz berry eezee…. awl u haz tu du if fergit tu thinking!!
kitteh must be on a sekrit missioin.
ohai leeza…im tryin to send a link in here. why duz werdprss hate me so?
ohai lolnascar!! how u is??
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try puttin it without teh w’s, if u want.. we can cc/paste and add them in.
<a href=”http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3354″
perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3354
Are you trying to link to the skwirrl underpants ??
that is so rong!!!! and untroo!!!!
skwirrls donut ware unnerwares!
ROFLPIMP!
It sez dey fits hamsterz, frogz and gerbilz, tu….. but it duzn’t menshun Mauzez.
yesh, wuzznt sure if u seen it.
Hay, I’ll be in ur nayboorhood in coupla weeks, touring ur raceshops.
Ooooo…ai haz a jealous!!
Your pikturs & captions are awesum,as usual !
fanks eeck
rly? cool! is there a race too?
my lack of uptodate nascar info, let me show u it!
no, no race, just takin our spring break dere.
wii be stayin in davidson…looks like nice area. tell me it iz, lol.
it is, it is!!
Akhsully ai can just maek aot de kitteh – butt (hee hee!) who wud want dat karpit?!?!
(otter dan det kitteh so it kan hayd ob corse…)
humm – wunder wat caem furst – de kitteh oar de karpit?!?
Wii haz saem commint, iz dat specil or wat?
and ai diddunt eben see urs!!!
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RGMTA!!! (an deers a lot ob dem on dis lol…
I figur dat, az dae sai “grape mines stink alik” ifinkso.
Landlawrd, mayhap? Plenti ob landlawrd doan kare wut karpet luks liek.
I has a frien wiv a sofa liek taht, anna matchinks kitteh. Gots ta chek sofa beeeerry kerfully wen u sits daon.
Wuz in an end uv roll sayl an din’t cost menneee munniez!
Da mor off10 U lukz, da mor ez U sea da babe.
Whoa-oa, whoa-oa, Camouflage
Things are never quite the way they seem
Whoa-oa, whoa-oa, Camouflage
This was an awfully strange Marine
Nice song REF, skeppy! Can’t fink whoo teh artist was, though. *furs brow in concentrashun*
Stan Ridgeway aifinkso…
Yep, Stan Ridgway, formerly of Wall of Voodoo. He’s still crankin’out the groovy choons.
That is CRAZY! I would undoubtedly trip over the cat and break my neck.
GMTA, Jane! Dat luks like a major tripping hazzard to me too. Adn dat tripping hazzard wud bees mad dat I tripped on him/her also.
oh – tripping hazzard wif pointeh ends…
ouch!
I needs elebenty skware feets ob calico skulpted carpets.
Mah gud frend had a goggie named Moe, an she bragged abowt her Moehair rugs all teh time. Haw.
Ai can haz golden retreevur culur carpet? Self-cleening, pleez.
Ai needz marmalaid karpet. Nawt teh stikky kaind.
Oh, PH- me tew, me tew!! Dem golden betreevers can shur shed sum hares…(fullgrown dust bunnehs- we haz dem!)
Izznt it CATmoflage?
Now U can has carpet to match Ur kitteh
and himz hairballz
Yuk…but den u be steppin on teh hairballs…
do nawt want !!
well U won’t be seeing dem aftah dey dries up!
when we wuz not married, hubcat shared an apt wid some other
students and some of deh rugs were dis color
eeewww..
Ooww! Something just bit me!
Since when do carpets have pointy ends?!
**comes in, shibberin**
Iz COLD owside agin! Wii has sleet. Pleh.
Sleet ???
Iz windy in Deeeetroit, but iz dry at teh moment.
Yah, it wuz raynin, but sownz lyk sleet nao.
I can has Spring bak plz?
Sure….in May.
ya, wtf…we had 65 yesturdai, nao today hi ob 25?
I hear ya….wuz warm ober teh weekund,den it wuz awl downhill frum there.
same here, it is dull, gray and raining
DO NOT WANT
sorry for deh yelling
but I iz dat pissed wid deh weather
Yu haz sleet? Onose, dat meenz itz coming mai wai. Do nawt want!
I’m willing to donate 10 degrees of my 85 to KY.
*Hands over warmth*
**YOINK!** **steels warmth fur VA**
*stern luk at parrothead
But wii haz lotza sunbeemz!
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Sendz brite sunshinez tu KY….. I duzn’t haz enee eggstraw degreez tu send. wii only haz 32.
Mai heetinks be broke. Agin. Brrrr.
Guies, I has an update awn my sitchoayshun….
I nawt gotted offishul anser yet, but iz prolly “no”. I’m cool wif dat, tho. Dood is ultra-cool fren an I iz luckee to has him in my cornur.
Mr Right is waiting I iz shure and U iz gonna find him soon!
We iz Ur cornur 2,
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Sorri, eye bee goen, butt (snerk) Eye bak noew.Iz sorri anser iz maebee noe butt (snerk) Iz glad hii stil to bee da frenz. Iz gud U gab it bestes U cood. I haz berri prood fore you.
Also, wii U sended mii Fryrmens from Texas – I iz berri far norf of texas. Eye in I-OH-Wae-A. Could senz frum Kansass – not from Nee-brass-cu since wii at woor wif dem. The Teebee sade sew when wii mobed heer.
Romeowlin kloaking device nao aktivated.
Ai hazza pleh. Mai stoopy bawss iz maykun me meet wiffa ‘organizashunal eggspert’hoo meeted wif the drooling luzer teh odder dai, sew we can ‘disscuss teh opshuns.’ Dis wai, hur kin blayme me wen hur fyres the DL! Ai wanna be a cat in teh neggst lyfe.
Sownds dire! Ennywun hoo wunz to “discuss teh opshuns” – pleh! Gud luk!
Fanks gremlin! Teh fing iz, dere are onlee tu opshuns, keep him or git rid ov him. Himz nawt lykely tu change aftur 4 yeers. An teh stoopy bawss can’t jist mayke a deesizshun, hur hasta frow munnies at teh problum furst. **powts**
I do nawt noes hao to halp, but I offers yoo this chonklit martoonie to tayk teh edge off yor payn: *hands parrothead a chonklit martoonie*
I has bin involved in such sitchywayshuns. Sumtimes as a co-worker, and in uthers as a soopervisor. Is pleh, awl teh way arownd, to be shor. Is hard to gitting rid of sumwun even when they has dun pleh wurks. Teh “documentation” part is time consuming and awful. {{parrothead}}
Oh, and I plays yoo a Jimmy Buffett toon to ease yor payn. Whish wun wuld yoo lyke?
Ofankee gremlin! **sip sip nom nom** Ai feelz mush beddur nao. Hao bowt we lissun tu ‘barefut chillren in da rayne.’ Dat or ‘Tin Cup’alwaiz mayke me feel beddur!
**Putz stereo awn, swayz in time wif gremlin**
{{{{parrothead}}}}
I can has some choklits 2, I iz not in a good moodz today
Of korse yoo kin has sum chonklits! Plz to be joyning us.
Eether chonklits (candy) or chonklit martoonies – yor choyce!
Oh, and we is eating/drinking them in Key West – just bekawz we kan, throo teh majik of teh Interwebs!
Iz too early for martoonies for me, so I willz stick to candy fur now
fanks gremlin!
Here, hao abowt sum suntan loshun for yoo? Teh sun is so shiney and brite here today in Key West!
*adjusts sunglasses, sips frum a drink with umbrellas onnit, sighs contentedly*
shure, fanks gremlin
*slathers sun tan loshunz on self*
lies in deh sun, sunning herzself like a kitteh
Ther, nao izznt this a beddur playc to be?
Yoo wunt I shuld turning up teh mewsik a bit? *leans over, turns up teh boom box*
[This Internet kwik vakayshun brot to yoo by: gremlin and ICHC. Motto: Let yor mynd and yor imaginayshun tayk yoo to a playc yoo'd rather be . . .]
yes den we can haz sum shwimps fur lunch
wid crusty breads and wash it all down wid a cold beer
♪♫
Deze chanjiz in latitoodz, chanjiz in attitoodz,
Nuffin remainz kwite deh sayme.
Throo awl uv deh eyelandz adn awl uv deh hilandz,
If wii kudn’t laff wii wud awl go insayne.
♪♫
*eers perk up* Sumbuddy say shwimps! Wow, whut a grayt idear!
Crusty breds with budder. Ayd lyke a nyce cold glass of whyt wine wit mah shwimps. Mebbe we kin has a liddl salad, with orinjs and walnuts and a sweet dressing (mebbe raspberry). Cween, fangs for teh sawng! Is so cumfy here on teh beech in teh sun! Yoo is welkum to joyning us, of korse . . .
*sets owt anuther beeg beech towl, and an umbrelly in kays it gits too sunny*
Hey…did I hear parrothead’s boss was throwing money at stuff ??
** gets in line **
Ohai, eeck – wuld yoo lyke a nyce beech blanket? Whut wuz that abowt parrothead’s boss? We wuz just having a grayt partay here on teh beech! We will be having shwimps on teh barbie for lunsch, along with sum nyce salad, krusty bred, and teh drink of yor choyce. Boss? Work? *removes dark shayds, blinks slowly in a confoozled manner* Whut wurks? *goes bak to sunning orinj furs on beech; sun catches glint of gold in fur*
Ebber hear ub a “dead cat bounce”?!?! Pleh! Just heerd it on teh fi-nanny-shell nooz. Itmeenz dat teh stock market will rise just befoar it goez down, or “eben a dead cat will bounce.” Moar pleh!
DOW 30 deh the index followed by the media is not even a good representative
of the stock market (S & P 500 is better) forget the entire economy. It is just a ‘
lazy short hand used by the media.
Also we didn’t get in this mess in one and won’t get out of it in a day either.
and watching the daily gyrations of the DOW doesn’t really serve much purpose.
**gets of herz soapbox**
the first sentence in the second paragraph should read
Also we didn’t get in this mess in one day
*sings in MickeyD fish-like voyce, over kwiet reggae beat*
Give me bak that lol-cat! Give me that cat! Give me bak that lol-cat! Give me that cat!
Whut if it wuz yoo, down here on teh flor? If it was yoo on this flor, yoo wulding be laffing at awl!
O Hai! Ai am not compleetly fix in da brain but Ai getting better! Ai am going holm Friday. But I get a intertoobe on Mondaye! My stroke to all my frends have been so kind, wondermus, and the most besternuss frinds eber! I will be in intertoobe and share more to you *shoooo and hunbunks* (my bunks can remember to read sume times) See you!
{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}} Ohai! Hapeetail nuws! Get well zoon, yu reemane in mai prayerz!
{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}
Im shure u’ll just keep getting better and better!
Sorta liek a splort, ifinkso!
YAAAH! {{kct}} yoo will bii gud az new veri soon afinkso
I wanders if the speek peoples getz confused when KCT talks LOL an de fink iz cauz of strok? Cood be funz.
{{{{{KCT}}}}} sending U healing thots, get well soon k..
{{{KCT}}} Yoo keep gittin beddur, yoo hear me, gurl? *shmoos and hedbonks*
BEAMS of healing and comfurt are heaading ur way, dear KCT! We is so happy u is on teh mend! YAY!
Omai gudnesses!!! I din’t seeing u heer at nawt-sekkund, KCT!!!! I so happytail dat u will hazzing deh inner tuubz at home!!!! happy dans, happy dans dans dans!!!
Giant schmoooooz tu yoooo!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Gud 2 see u heer agane. Keep awn gettin bedder!
Waaahhhhhhhh!!!! ai misst tawkin tew KCT!
Butt ai r sew glad fer teh gittin bedder an goin hoam! YAY!!!!
ohai, KCT! Soawrry I missed yu wen yu were on, but sending you hedbonks and purrs. So glad that yu are recovvering and will be going home soon.
Dis iz surtentlee a puzzlur:
Kitteh iz byootiful.
Karpit iz uglee.
But kulurz iz x-aktlee teh saym!
Kitteh is awlways bootiful!!! Y yu iz puzzloled?
I always thot teh saym thing abowt teh cullur orinj! It lukkt horrible on me, but it lukkt gorjus on mah Gremlin-kitteh. I culd sit for howrs and admyre teh sunlite and teh gold flecks on himz orinj fuzz. *shrugs* I guess it’s not teh soot or teh cullur but teh way yoo wayr it that mayks awl teh diffrinz!
Gremlin haz a profownd!!
yesh, tihs iz livin proof taht wat luuks beyewtiful awn a kitteh cahn stil luuk horriblol spred awl ober teh flooor!
Tired cliche, you’re doin it right.
and now your new suit Thundercats!
Another caption that tries way too hard to botch words. Fail.
Good picture, unoriginal, uninspiring caption. Remember when lolcats were funny? Neither do I.
It luks photoshopp’d. Teh dark spots line up suspishusly well wit’teh karpet.
UGLY Carpet.
You’re doing it really damn well, actually!
i cant see dah kitteh!
Awww, I’d worry about stepping on her!
pretty well?
thats crazy! you have to look for the cat!
HOLEE CRAPZ! IZ PREDATOR KITTEH! GET TO DA CHOPPAH!
>.>
O.O;
where ish he???
Whiskers?
if only camouflage were spelled correctly…
omfg THAT CAT LOOKS LIKE MEH KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyz! the camoflauge cat looks like my kat!
I’d trip over that kitteh every time
dis wuz so funnie i cwack up aw du time wen i wook at dis picture
WTF!! Thats nuts!!!
i agree, needs vacum
i agree, needs vacum
that was AWSOME! KEEP MAKIN MORE!
u r right
OMG!!!!!!!! THIS KITTEH IZ LIKE GONE, THE PERSON WHO OWNS DIS KITTEH MUST ALWAYS B SCRD CUZ DU KAT SCARES THE OWNER TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hopez I dont step on de kitteh wen I com ovr………….
The kat lookss like a rock !
okay, wares teh kitteh