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camoflauge U r doin it pretty well aksullay

mah camoflauge iz aktivated.

picture: Moggy with kitteh Tabitha. lol caption: pokemonruler

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  1. annipuss says:

    Warez teh kitteh?

  2. Maus says:

    There’s no cat in this pic! WTF!

    • Maus says:

      Non-ironic use of unfortunate carpet detected…

      • Nennepus says:

        GMTA – on de uggl… unfortunate carpet usije…

      • annipuss says:

        Ai fink dat it iz a gud choyse – enny uver culler carpit wud need cleenin twyse a dai!

      • annipuss says:

        Muss go an haz lunsh naow. Ai’ll be glad wen we go 2 summer tiem – mai lief iz awl mikst up!

        • parrothead says:

          Habba gud lunsh annipuss!

        • siobhan says:

          noe! dey be takin awai mai bukket… er… ai meen… mai our! one hoel our! adn inna mornin! dats jes brutlol! dem shud stop dis silli tiemswitchin!

          enjois ur lunsh anni :)

          • tabbehkitteh says:

            Itz wai tu eerly tu has daylite-sabings tiem aifinkso. Itz still winter–ee, eben hear in Sudden Cally-fornya. 42 F this a.m.!

            • siobhan says:

              sadleh da guizes hu chus wen 2 chaeng tiem noe finks ob us…
              *hans ober a cup ob hawt chokklit 2 da sudden cally*

              *humm* u noe et nebber rains in sudden cally-fornya… *humm*

              • tabbehkitteh says:

                Fangs you, siobhan! Iff’n onlee dem guizes wud ask us furst.
                *happily sips cup ob hawt chokklit*
                It nebber rains in sudden cally-fornya — at leest it nebber rains enuf fur teh watter supply.
                *Sets down empty mug ub chokklit*
                Dat wuz mitey inviggerating. Well, RL is deemanding dat I wear sumfin besides PJs to work. Buy, cheezfrens! Hab a grate day wearever yu are adn whatebber ur doin!
                *Sings, but is slightly horse*
                Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to wurks I goooooo….

            • annipuss says:

              In teh war tiem, we had dubbul Summer tiem clokks went forwud 2 owerz (nawt at wuns, it 2 stayjis. Ai aer glad we doan’t still haz 2 do dat, teh wun ower taeks me lawng enuff 2 ajjust 2!

  3. upfi says:

    Hey, dere is no cat! Where’s mai lolcat? *sniff*

  4. parrothead says:

    Ai hidez heer.

  5. BOM_MOMME says:

    Wat cam nawt sekond, da cat or da carpet?

  6. skwirrlgrrl says:

    kitteh must be on a sekrit missioin.

  7. Nennepus says:

    Akhsully ai can just maek aot de kitteh – butt (hee hee!) who wud want dat karpit?!?!
    (otter dan det kitteh so it kan hayd ob corse…)

  8. BOM_MOMME says:

    Da mor off10 U lukz, da mor ez U sea da babe.

  9. skeppy says:

    Whoa-oa, whoa-oa, Camouflage
    Things are never quite the way they seem
    Whoa-oa, whoa-oa, Camouflage
    This was an awfully strange Marine

  10. Jane says:

    That is CRAZY! I would undoubtedly trip over the cat and break my neck.

  11. lolnascar says:

    I needs elebenty skware feets ob calico skulpted carpets.

  12. parrothead says:

    Ai can haz golden retreevur culur carpet? Self-cleening, pleez.

  13. lolnascar says:

    Izznt it CATmoflage?

  14. two_kitteh says:

    Now U can has carpet to match Ur kitteh

  15. OriginalFatCats says:

    Ooww! Something just bit me!
    Since when do carpets have pointy ends?!

  16. rhsb says:

    **comes in, shibberin**

    Iz COLD owside agin! Wii has sleet. Pleh.

  17. rhsb says:

    Guies, I has an update awn my sitchoayshun….

    I nawt gotted offishul anser yet, but iz prolly “no”. I’m cool wif dat, tho. Dood is ultra-cool fren an I iz luckee to has him in my cornur. :-)

    • two_kittehs says:

      Mr Right is waiting I iz shure and U iz gonna find him soon!
      We iz Ur cornur 2,
      {{{{rhsb}}}}

    • BOM_MOMME says:

      Sorri, eye bee goen, butt (snerk) Eye bak noew.Iz sorri anser iz maebee noe butt (snerk) Iz glad hii stil to bee da frenz. Iz gud U gab it bestes U cood. I haz berri prood fore you.
      Also, wii U sended mii Fryrmens from Texas – I iz berri far norf of texas. Eye in I-OH-Wae-A. Could senz frum Kansass – not from Nee-brass-cu since wii at woor wif dem. The Teebee sade sew when wii mobed heer.

  18. mamarosa says:

    Romeowlin kloaking device nao aktivated.

  19. parrothead says:

    Ai hazza pleh. Mai stoopy bawss iz maykun me meet wiffa ‘organizashunal eggspert’hoo meeted wif the drooling luzer teh odder dai, sew we can ‘disscuss teh opshuns.’ Dis wai, hur kin blayme me wen hur fyres the DL! Ai wanna be a cat in teh neggst lyfe.

    • gremlin says:

      Sownds dire! Ennywun hoo wunz to “discuss teh opshuns” – pleh! Gud luk!

      • parrothead says:

        Fanks gremlin! Teh fing iz, dere are onlee tu opshuns, keep him or git rid ov him. Himz nawt lykely tu change aftur 4 yeers. An teh stoopy bawss can’t jist mayke a deesizshun, hur hasta frow munnies at teh problum furst. **powts**

        • gremlin says:

          I do nawt noes hao to halp, but I offers yoo this chonklit martoonie to tayk teh edge off yor payn: *hands parrothead a chonklit martoonie*

          I has bin involved in such sitchywayshuns. Sumtimes as a co-worker, and in uthers as a soopervisor. Is pleh, awl teh way arownd, to be shor. Is hard to gitting rid of sumwun even when they has dun pleh wurks. Teh “documentation” part is time consuming and awful. {{parrothead}}

          Oh, and I plays yoo a Jimmy Buffett toon to ease yor payn. Whish wun wuld yoo lyke?

          • parrothead says:

            Ofankee gremlin! **sip sip nom nom** Ai feelz mush beddur nao. Hao bowt we lissun tu ‘barefut chillren in da rayne.’ Dat or ‘Tin Cup’alwaiz mayke me feel beddur!

            **Putz stereo awn, swayz in time wif gremlin**

          • two_kittehs says:

            {{{{parrothead}}}}
            I can has some choklits 2, I iz not in a good moodz today

            • gremlin says:

              Of korse yoo kin has sum chonklits! Plz to be joyning us.

              Eether chonklits (candy) or chonklit martoonies – yor choyce!

              Oh, and we is eating/drinking them in Key West – just bekawz we kan, throo teh majik of teh Interwebs!

              • two_kittehs says:

                Iz too early for martoonies for me, so I willz stick to candy fur now

                  • gremlin says:

                    Here, hao abowt sum suntan loshun for yoo? Teh sun is so shiney and brite here today in Key West!

                    *adjusts sunglasses, sips frum a drink with umbrellas onnit, sighs contentedly*

                    • two_kittehs says:

                      shure, fanks gremlin
                      *slathers sun tan loshunz on self*
                      lies in deh sun, sunning herzself like a kitteh

                      • gremlin says:

                        Ther, nao izznt this a beddur playc to be? :-)

                        Yoo wunt I shuld turning up teh mewsik a bit? *leans over, turns up teh boom box*

                        [This Internet kwik vakayshun brot to yoo by: gremlin and ICHC. Motto: Let yor mynd and yor imaginayshun tayk yoo to a playc yoo'd rather be . . .]

                        • two_kittehs says:

                          yes den we can haz sum shwimps fur lunch
                          wid crusty breads and wash it all down wid a cold beer

                        • cweenmj says:

                          ♪♫
                          Deze chanjiz in latitoodz, chanjiz in attitoodz,
                          Nuffin remainz kwite deh sayme.
                          Throo awl uv deh eyelandz adn awl uv deh hilandz,
                          If wii kudn’t laff wii wud awl go insayne.
                          ♪♫

                        • gremlin says:

                          *eers perk up* Sumbuddy say shwimps! Wow, whut a grayt idear!

                          Crusty breds with budder. Ayd lyke a nyce cold glass of whyt wine wit mah shwimps. Mebbe we kin has a liddl salad, with orinjs and walnuts and a sweet dressing (mebbe raspberry). Cween, fangs for teh sawng! Is so cumfy here on teh beech in teh sun! Yoo is welkum to joyning us, of korse . . .

                          *sets owt anuther beeg beech towl, and an umbrelly in kays it gits too sunny*

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Hey…did I hear parrothead’s boss was throwing money at stuff ??
                          ** gets in line **

                        • gremlin says:

                          Ohai, eeck – wuld yoo lyke a nyce beech blanket? Whut wuz that abowt parrothead’s boss? We wuz just having a grayt partay here on teh beech! We will be having shwimps on teh barbie for lunsch, along with sum nyce salad, krusty bred, and teh drink of yor choyce. Boss? Work? *removes dark shayds, blinks slowly in a confoozled manner* Whut wurks? *goes bak to sunning orinj furs on beech; sun catches glint of gold in fur*

  20. tabbehkitteh says:

    Ebber hear ub a “dead cat bounce”?!?! Pleh! Just heerd it on teh fi-nanny-shell nooz. Itmeenz dat teh stock market will rise just befoar it goez down, or “eben a dead cat will bounce.” Moar pleh!

    • two_kittehs says:

      DOW 30 deh the index followed by the media is not even a good representative
      of the stock market (S & P 500 is better) forget the entire economy. It is just a ‘
      lazy short hand used by the media.
      Also we didn’t get in this mess in one and won’t get out of it in a day either.
      and watching the daily gyrations of the DOW doesn’t really serve much purpose.

      **gets of herz soapbox**

  21. gremlin says:

    *sings in MickeyD fish-like voyce, over kwiet reggae beat*

    Give me bak that lol-cat! Give me that cat! Give me bak that lol-cat! Give me that cat!

    Whut if it wuz yoo, down here on teh flor? If it was yoo on this flor, yoo wulding be laffing at awl!

  22. KCTailkinker says:

    O Hai! Ai am not compleetly fix in da brain but Ai getting better! Ai am going holm Friday. But I get a intertoobe on Mondaye! My stroke to all my frends have been so kind, wondermus, and the most besternuss frinds eber! I will be in intertoobe and share more to you *shoooo and hunbunks* (my bunks can remember to read sume times) See you!

  23. LOLDemon says:

    Dis iz surtentlee a puzzlur:
    Kitteh iz byootiful.
    Karpit iz uglee.
    But kulurz iz x-aktlee teh saym!

  24. Kinoko says:

    Tired cliche, you’re doin it right.

  25. WinBingo says:

    and now your new suit Thundercats!

  26. lolllllllllolololol says:

    Another caption that tries way too hard to botch words. Fail.

    Good picture, unoriginal, uninspiring caption. Remember when lolcats were funny? Neither do I.

  27. Monado says:

    It luks photoshopp’d. Teh dark spots line up suspishusly well wit’teh karpet.

  28. Melindotty says:

    UGLY Carpet.

    You’re doing it really damn well, actually!

  29. frosty♥ says:

    i cant see dah kitteh!

  30. Awww, I’d worry about stepping on her!

  31. Haley says:

    pretty well?
    thats crazy! you have to look for the cat!

  32. skrag2112 says:

    HOLEE CRAPZ! IZ PREDATOR KITTEH! GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

  33. Juliet says:

    >.>
    O.O;
    where ish he???

    Whiskers?

  34. pj says:

    if only camouflage were spelled correctly…

  35. gotchi101 says:

    omfg THAT CAT LOOKS LIKE MEH KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. tracy says:

    heyz! the camoflauge cat looks like my kat!

  37. SteelKitty says:

    I’d trip over that kitteh every time

  38. kitietat says:

    dis wuz so funnie i cwack up aw du time wen i wook at dis picture

  39. Catherine says:

    WTF!! Thats nuts!!!

  40. london says:

    i agree, needs vacum

  41. london says:

    i agree, needs vacum

  42. mistery man! says:

    that was AWSOME! KEEP MAKIN MORE!

  43. thecatlvr says:

    OMG!!!!!!!! THIS KITTEH IZ LIKE GONE, THE PERSON WHO OWNS DIS KITTEH MUST ALWAYS B SCRD CUZ DU KAT SCARES THE OWNER TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Ninja says:

    I hopez I dont step on de kitteh wen I com ovr………….

  45. allyloo98 says:

    The kat lookss like a rock !

  46. kittynap says:

    okay, wares teh kitteh


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