You know she is getting her new glasses this week. Be quiet and Meow wil ya!
she musta nawt noticed teh pew pew pew.
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bewayre!
Yoo got teh nawt sekkund! Conga ratz!
fankee, moo — iz teh luckeh, happehtayl *sebbin*-way ty! conga rats, effurreebuddeh!
b wary??? they’ll knock her out with stinky gas and break her glasses again!
sownds liek a plan to me!!
Mai Rani lukz lyke tihs. Mai meowm kalld hur “Skunkface”. lol
Wiv lukk she woan’t notiss
Pepe le Mew
U shore dat izn’t Mepe le Pew?
Wait lemme take a beeg schniff.
::Snnnniiiiffff:::
Almost a stink-splort!
May bee wiii ken uze dat smell fur sum o da smelly salts on da Swoonin Recubbery Veehickle? Mite hafta water it dawn a bit to keepz from makin dem swoon agin frum da smelly smell….
Mebbeh, but you, can melk them, I’m not melking tehm for teh smelly salts stinky pew…
hmmm … hokay .. nawt a gud ideer
Gud thing smell-ah-vizion nawt bin inbentid fur teh interwebz!
snork!!!
enjoy while it lasts…
uh oh!
Shut yur mouf and eet!
shud be as eezy as being kwiet an meowing at teh saem tiem.
Fore stinkee boms, tehy shure is cyoot.
Wow, a foursome. Kinky.
Wait ~ no, an OctoLOL.
Call Kitteh Protective Services
Dats a beeg bwaid fur nawt seccund!! EEnnee budy heer no howz ta make a bwaid wif 8 stwings?
Yis, ai doo.
kool!! I betz it lukz beery nice!!
Yah, yew put teh 8 stwings into pairz, nd then yew brayde over 2 nd under wun. Duz taht maek sense.
mmmm, maa bee … ifinks aboot it …
iz teh Maori brayding, orl teh wae frum nooziland.
Tuxedo kittehs???
ummmm….shur tehy r. yup, defnitlee…
But the grocery store people look at you so funny when you come in and ask for skunk chow.
ai noes – dey kinda wrinklol deir noes at u… do nut noes wuai doe…
Are they eating Froot Loops?
Luks lyk nice, helfy veggies.
Pleh.
Ok, ai tasted it, can has frootloops nao?
9 owt of 10 skunks surveyed sed theyd choose Froot Loops over Raisin Bran.
I know I would.
Heer kitteh kitteh kitt…AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
trows bluesfan in a tub of tomato juice to de-stinkify her.
:::brush::brush::brush:::
Rinse and use extra for a bloody mary wiff tomasco and celery stalkers…
tomatojuis is a destinkyfier?!?
I nebber had two much luk wif uzin toe ma toe jooce fur da skunkee smellz. I uzes hydrogamen purr ox amide wif da bakin sodaz and sum deesh soap! Leebez da fooomee suds (da purr on amide an sodaz mak lotz o foamyy) on 10 minootes – dem washes dem off.
Dis alsoo makes da whytes berry berry WITE!!!
My tree kittehs are all indoorsy types nao. Butt iffen tehy eveh get skunkified, I’ll try dat wun, too. Doan knoe iffen teh whitenung will wurk on teh all jet bleck wun, but we’ll see.
hmmm mite make heem a bottle blondee kitteh!!
Don’t tell me tings liek dat! Now I gotta try it…
mai kitteh luks lyke she faded in da wass i hope she no uses bleech
Pour Basement kitteh – he noe wanna be whiet. Himz liks to be ebil looking eben iffn hii iz Nomable.
lol
basemnt kiteeh uses catmoflag fur to fram CC moar at elebnty
Teh definitely bestest is hydrjinproxide wiff bakin sodie an dishsope. It turns the thiols from stinky-thiols to happee-thiols. I seed this on Myffbusters, tehn my an mah sistur tride it on her Yorkie who knoes better now, an it wurked bettur than the boughten stuff she tride.
Termayter joose just made teh goggie smell like a Bludy Marrie.
i saw dat epysod i SOOO wuld no wants to buss DAT myff
But it was verrah funnie when they tride and tride to MAEK teh stunks skwirt them an teh stunks woudnt shoot!! They barked and danced and clapped hands and finallee had to get artyfishul stinkiness to see what wurked! I laffed.
Yup, had to give many kittehs tomato juice baffs over teh years. It makes the skunk stank go away.
nawt as good as sum but eezy to find an werks okays.
My brudder’s big white goggeh meeted a skunk wun day. After dey scrubbified him wif tomaterjus he turnded pink for week
EEEwww.. Bwoody Marry made wif stinkified toe ma toe jooce!! Nawt eben da badka or da tomasco cubber up dat tastee!!
Nonononononono, ew.
Extra tomato juice. All nice and fresh and ready for teh vodkah and tomasco and salty peepers and celury. Yum
Next tyme tri da meerys wif Lousianna Hot source insteed of tomasco. Iz berri Nommi but differnt. Also a littl Ponyramish gibs moore punches.
Dat one on da right looks like sumfin got hims tail…der no furs on da end of it!!
mebbe its a possum dressed up like a skunk purrtending to be a kitteh?
Cross-dressing Possums, tonite on noos at elebenty!
Hey whatchit dere!!!! Wii mai haz bad habitz, butt wheeze prowd tu bii possumz ya noa…
Ha! JINKS!
phranklii, Aye fine dat juss charmin’ onda po’ liddle fing. Ebben stinkurz knead ah hom wif noms… speciallii teh hurt wunz.
taht’s becuz da skunkz wif im-purrr-fect furz dun get kilt an skint fur furz, dey get de-sentid an soled az petzes. better dat, den be kep pend-up on da furz farm. bery sad
Whyfor dunt teh close one hav floofytayl? Luks lyk blaknwyt rat!
someone’s gonna raise a stink when the truth is revealed…
*in kwiet annowncer type voyce* Today we’ve replayced Mrs. McCready’s cats with a payr of mountain-groan skunks. Let’s see if she notisses teh diffrenz. . . .
i fink dey tink to mutch….
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an today iz teh burfday ob Catslave!! if it iz yor burfday too, speek up an let us kno!! to cellybrayt i haz bringed delishus hommaed fudjy burfday cakes, i skreem, frootsytootsy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an a game ob “pin teh stripey on teh skunk”, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht light up in raynbows wen tehy bownse, boblol-hed bebbeh zombie dollz, kandeez, an sparkly skunk stikkers!! (teh trolz at teh facktree wanted to make skratch-n-snif skunk stikkers, but i sed no) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
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Happy Birfday Catslave!!!
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*sneeks in and takes a sparklee skunk stikker*
This mite poast twice! It says ai’ve awlreddi posted it – but nuthing is heer!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER CATSLAVE ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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**helpz self tu glass of frootsytootsy party punch, pulls owt flask ov rum to sweetun it up**
glug glug glug.
Fanks, burfday fairy! An happee burfdai catslave!
Ohai Burfday fairy! FangQ berry lots!!1! It haz been here a berry quiet dai. Ai haz emjoyed the dai long party! Has awlmost Nommed tew mulch Caik and Icream!
Again Fanks to awl teh cheezfriends hoo haz whisheded me a hoppy birdday!!!1!
{{{{{ Cheezfriends}}}}}
Hay — iz skwirrlgrrl stillz heer? I jest sawed da ad fur da squirel unner pants!! Dose u uze dems fur ur squirrls???
Skwirrlz do not ware unnerwares!
This is just a marketing skam to get ur munnies. Don’t be deceeved!
Butt teh littlol skwirrl luks so cyoot!
Hooz unnerwares haz Mick bean steelin, den?
Ohhhh sew awl da squirrels goes CO MAN DOE??? Weel at leestees dey nose hab eeny panta lines!
Leeza, yu remind meh of Leela on Futurama — she is teh cyoot and teh funneh!
*makes note to wach Futurama*
This must be the work of some clever kittehs. Replaces themselves with stunks the goggie must be constantly being yelled at for the terrible smells. Soon enough, the googie will be kicked out.
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Nicely done!
“stunks” lol
Ai thort u ment to do dat! U shud nawt haz admittid it wuz a typo!
“That was a typo” was a typo…
I hereby Elclair that all skunks shall now be called Stunks.
lol punny
ohai raindrop. aifinkso yew haz unfrended me. sowwee iffin ai upsettid yew in enny wae.
i no unfwended u…i fot u unfwended me idk wat happn
ai donut noes. aifinkso ai haz sendid yew anover fwendship rekwest ennhywae.
hoka i kepz a lukzout fur it!
oh adn i iz learnin da Maori langige …fyi …. didu hur mai gudd mews?
Iz Raindrop and raindropanddaisytop da saem person? I haz tryded to get frend wif raindrop, butt (snerk) nofing happenz. But I iz frenz wif raindropsanddaisytop. Iz dae you or iz WP messin wif mii AGAIN???!!!
Noes, ai noes heer yore noos. tell me, tell me, tell me doo
ok to aser BOM’s Q. yes Raindropanddaisytop is mai FULL login name adn Raindrop is wat shows up whn i leves da comma mint
so no bad guys bedder mess wiff me i hassa TUFF
UNLESS i wuz juss on da wurd prezz plays i iz da sam perzon….
adn to KK adn ebreeone woo no hearded dis alredy i brok mai firs brik in karate juss resntlee adn i am now too belts way frum beng a blak belt
Kewl. Ai no messes wib yew no moars.
Yew hassa big Tuff, ai hazza skaired.
lol iz werid how i hitz da brik wiff da righ hnd adn mai left hdn is KILIN mi oh well i LOVES da karate adn i had tryd to brak da brik b4 butt (!) wuz uncescescesful so i tryd agen on da tess day adn i gotted da lodest plaus ALL day adn der wuz over 100 peepz der!
Iz otay to mess wif U in Cheezland??? Cauze messin wif da quet kidz iz da mostes funniz. Kthanksby
**stumbles in, tired an brayne ded frum pleh meetins** Ohai frenz, iz Cheez opin? Ai kin haz lots ov drinkees?
Ai kin coem wib yew PH? Pls?
Ohai kimkiwi! Ob coarse! **walks obur tu Cheez wif kimkiwi** Yu hab ruff dai tu?
Had ruff dae yisturdae, nd todae (is 9.25am on the Fursdae) aint lukking mutch bettur.
Nawt sekkund raownd is on me (wel, iz in teh bottils akshilly). Wot wud yew liek?
Sumfin tall andl strong, pleez. Lawng Eyeland Icee Tee?
Yis, yis, yis.
Heer yew goes.
Cheeeers
*klinks glassis, daowns dwink in wun go*
Yew wanna nuther?
Yesh Yesh! Dis rowndz awn me, tho. Wutchu drinkin?
Aifinkso a moheetoe pls
day wus dat bad!?!
U shud try aong beach ice tea – wif kranbry juis instead ob cola…
*Hands wun tu Kim*
Fanks nennepus.
*dwinks in wun go*
Hic. Kin ai getz yew sumfing?
aill hab a caipirinha please!!!
*maeks caipirinha. handz tew nennepus*
Hoo teh hek left a noozilandur in charj ob teh bar???
fanks!
*sips de drink*
It issunt a gud idea tu leab a noozilandur in charj ob teh bar???
Noes. Iffin tehre is wun tihng us keewees duz gud, iz teh drinkering.
Shoodnt dat be a hurramkane. Iz wat da song saes.
We hassa skunk dat live unner da house and him eats da foods of da outside kittehs…sumtimes he on da back porch..he not sprayed us yet. We feeds him since him was cute little baby skunk, now him big guy. Husband feeds skunk cuz he dont want skunk running da streets lookin for foods den get runned over by a car.
Oooh, hope hims stays happi. Had cowerkr hoo had skunk unner da hows an skunk got upset n sprayed – smell wuz in teh dirt of teh crawlspace, n teh insoolashun, n in teh very wood of teh unnerflooring. Dey had to do sum tear-out!
A few yeers ago der was two of dem unner da house dat was fighting!! One of dem sprays and da hole house smell for days!! Was pleh…
Mii mama hadz a skunk fambly unner herz haus — when ebber dey had domestical fites dey wuz LOTS o sprayin!! Herz haus smeeled lick skunk furr mostly 2 yeers!!! wuz worser when ebber it reined!
Skunks unner mii haus — DO NOT WANT!
I don reely WANTS dem…dey jes kinna happened to meh…
wii sumtymes haz a stunk dat comes in teh barn and eets teh barnkitteh’s fuud. he iz no trubble, duzn’t bother teh horses, gets along otay wif teh barnkittehs Dragon and Amiga, and ignores mii wen ai go in tew feed teh horses – ai just hope he nawt go neer teh goggie….
Oh hai cheezfrends…enny one else getting confused wif da facebook?http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3639513
ai noe how dis feelz! an teh miespayc iz jus as bad!
I go on der, see all da stuff, den I run away wif a kwikness!!
ai git brayv sumtymz an tayk a shubil tu teh stak uf stufs, butt(!) it gits reely pyld up befoar ai due
Mii, tu. I haz hard time finding wut i b looking fur, and finding lotza stuffs i not lukking fur…. i finding deh ignore awl rekwestz adn cleer s**t owt, but eben more kumz bak… pleh.
Hao coem those 2 kittehs smellz so bad…hae wate a minnit…them r teh SKUNKS!!1 Run foar yoar liefs!!1
Maebe dae juz spoilt rooten. Nawt stinky frum da bottom. Ifinkso
heer pritty, pritty litlte striped kittehz..eeew yu guyz need a baff
Dere wuz a yung man frum teh sitee
Hoo seed wat him thort wuz a kitteh
2 maek shore uv dat
Him gibbed it a pat
Day berrid himz cloez owt uv pittee
*clapity clapity clapity*
berri lufferly annipuss
*floofypaw aplawz*
u haz a gud powetree, annipuss!
clappity clappity!! veri veri gud annipuss..however i wuz speeking tu a ladi frum Japan an shii said wen shii first moved tu da states shii wuz chasing a skunk around da yard yelling heer kitteh kitteh. thnk CC her friendz stoped her
Nawt mai `rijinul, but mai translayshun in2 lolspeak!
**Wunners ifn skunks (oar as knowed arown heer, “pole cats”) is soft an floofy to pet, but has awlays been too skeered to find owt.**
Teh skunks iz sawft adn floofie liek teh long hared purrzian kittehs.
probabli best tu leave it tu da maginashine
Iz sawft and floofie liek teh lawng hared purrzian kittehs.
U has petted a skunk?
Dat sownz innerestin.
Butt teh red joos baf nawt worf finding aowt. trussed meh.
Dat’s wut I figgered.
sowndz bad
Ai bet nawt as sawft as teh chin chin, tho…
ai haz herd uv teh skunks (oar stunks, az OriginalFatCats haz dee claerd dem tu bee) az bein pets, wif teh stinkee spawt remuvded, butt(!) ai nawt noe ennebuddee hu haz aktchulee had ennee
Maii daddy hadda blak-n-wite ketteh wenn him were boi. Libbed unda da porch an scared alla da neighbor bully bois away (was tuff hood). Muches later hims country-cousin hadda pair ob decented stunks an wii visited an I gotta feed and play wit dem. Dey berry nice an softy an fun. Wen I gots older I wanted a black-n-wite butt nao id bees ill eagle to hab a wild ketteh furr a pet, an I no can hab one. Iz berry sad.
mii momcat alwez kalt dem “swamp kitties”
wehn eye wuz a smallcat, eye aksed fur a kitteh und seh sed eye cud hab awl da swamp kitties dat eye cud katch. did nawt want!!1
I approve of this polcat.
adorable xD
SHUT UP AND TALK!
Wow…polecats on lolcats
I love it
Hilarious!!! Amazing… bad kitteh
YAY SKUNKIES!!!!