Very funneh Nao putz da sharpiez away
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i didnt use a sharpee. wot, i not s’posed to boop da kitteh’s noze wif a marks alot, evver?
Conga ratz SP. Wii can haz teh martoonies wif teh shwimp saladz fur noms?
Der iz teh shwimp cocktaylz tu.
dead eye hear SHWIMPS!!! fangs!
Haha can ai has sum too? Shrimpees be mai favurit
Iz enuf foar awl teh peepz.
Thank yeew fur bringing enuf fur awl, O ever thottee Troll E troll.
how about …
antique fountin pen
bloo bayou biro
crayola washubul marker
d…
dark black sharpee
extra washubul marker
fragrance crayola tips
g….
G!!!!….
Goose quill wif ink bottlol
Hi poynt red pen
Ink frum teh squid
Jus tattu it der nawt haz tu wurree baowt it cummin awf.
K…
King sized markur
Littlol sized markur
Medium sized markur
. . .
Nibz on deh fowntin penz
Orinje markerz
Piklol penz
Qwill penz
R…..
red penz- teh kynd onlee teechers hav
skratch&sniff markurs
teleskopic penz
u…
Uber stinkee markers
Very stinkee markers
Wow! Duz dat marker ever stink!
Xtra stinkee markers
Y oh Y R yoo using dat stinkee marker?
Zut! Zeh marker eez steenkee!
LOL, and Fronch tu! Iz Mpressed!
Yu cames in fur rinoplasteez consultashun an iz markin da spawts wer yu needz impruvments to yur lookz.
Yu got taht ryte. An ifyu doan stawp, ai wil uze teh SHARPIIZ awnyu!
Congaratz, sweetpea! Ai finks ai type too slow dat tyme… Dats de closest ai ever gots to a nawt-sekkund!
concatulations, yr aw moast dere… keep tryin!
Fankees
Ai saws a new wun coming…
Yesh, ai didn’t even refresh teh payg, ai just came back an dere wuz a knew wun on teh frunt page wif no commints!
*putz on mask fownd on floor uv cablol car*
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Not tu b riting on deh kittehz!!!!! Deh sharpee inkz b poyzun!!! Eben deh nawt-orinj!!! Now go stand in korner untill ur Dad gitz home!!!
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*dropz mask(
Pewwwww!! dat stinkee!!
*piks up mask*
an kwit riting awn ur bruddur!
*taeks awf maskwifakwikness*
Dis waz an awl white cat haffa hour ago!
*piks up mask *
Ai nawt seez wut teh big deel iz?
* putz mask bak *
Teh beeg deal iz dat furrty minutes ago, I luk liek Ceiling Cat.
Nao, I luk liek a bankwit waiter askin iffs u had teh chikken or teh fish.
bowth plz!
yesh, but yu asked fore a cheep disguiz- an yu laffed at me wen ai pulld owt teh groucho glasses.
bankwik waytur axually doan care, he noes dat nobuddy can tell de differmitz between the fish an de chickens.
LOL!!
Cyoot! I dwink a liddlol more den I shood and whin I passes owt, yew jamokes grafitify muh homker. Berry Clebber! Yuk Yuk Freekin Yuk! OK, so I yam guessink dat yew guise are gonna stay awake fer ebber? I onliest ax becawse iffen yew fawl asleeps it could become unpleasant fer yew. Just sayin’…
I want to beep all three dots.
kitteh gets high from fumez
LOLz stupid kitteh….haha jk
Oar ai can get mai sharpeez aowt. Mai sharpeez bee moar paynful aifinkso.
yor sharpeez leev itchee littlol red marks that duznt ware off. it sownds faire.
Wuz dat a tye?
Yup!!! u adn Sweetpea bof had commintz wif deh same time stamp!!!
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U gitz a trip tu deh Ty BooTeek!!! Deh haz lotza Stl Paddyz day guddeez!!
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Bobblehedded St Paddyz kittehz, wif bobblol hedded snakez, even!!
Aww kewl!! Fankees! Mai furst nawt-sekkund tye….sweetness! Aw yesh, ai need mai green for St Paddyz….awldo green be mai favurit colur…
iz cawl St Paddies day becawse dats wen many peeps uncover de werlds favorite Irishmans: ‘Paddy O’Furniture’
I’z still waitin fur mah Irish Grabatar to sho up.
Mebee it will b heer in tiem fur teh unveiling ov Paddy Oh?
Romeow – I see a kyoot wyte kitteh wif a green hat!
judson – :facepaw:
No kidding?
I still seez teh old one. Fanks fur tellin meh, I’ll change browzers.
Oh, I see kitsunerina’s noo pik, too!
iz up! iz up! yu haz teh kelk grene hat wif teh shamwow — uh, sham*rok*!
Gud fing iz ur birfday, calicocoa.
Yesh, iz a sham*rok. Plz nawt to b maekin teh mistaek again.
yu hassa fake rok awn yor hed?
mebbe thatz y mai hed hertz…
*wanders awf in lala land*
chukl chukl kitsuerina *ftw*!
Happee burfday calicocoa!! Hopez it wuz funz!!!
awwwr. iz wuz teh jok. ai haz teh shaym.
Wud dat b teh shaym-wow?
**luuks at cup fulla colorful sharpees**
Hmm….wut color shud I yoose nexst?
Purplol? It wurked fur teh skwirrlgrl. she fownded teh scotsmanz in hurz trap.
**finks**
Hmmm….wunner wut culor I shud yoose ifn I wanna……..
**Red’s voyse trails awf, an a delishuslee-ebil grin appears awn hur fayse**
rhsb..were did yoo goo. oooohhh i hope yoo nawt callin ex boi frendz maken dem cry!
Nope, I nawt been callin ennywun, altho I iz teh tempted to call a sertin purrson…
**gibs hur fone to 3km, so hur nawt kin call yoo-kno-who**
yu hav voldemort’z fone number? kool.
ohai rhsb how iz Uz? Iz U feline better?
Ohai, 2_k.
I’m gud, I gess.
How u doin?
dat not sounds gud
{{{rhsb}}
Fanks, 2_k.
I’m strugglolin wif sum fings.
Nawt wanna get into it mutch.
U knoz Uz can alwaiz send me an emeow.
I has a sleepeh, so I will saiz gud nite now
bai
ohai red! sowwy I dinna respond tew yew last thred. a buncha peeps stawped by mai cube, tehn I had to go to a meetink in a building down teh street!
Iz okay, gammacat.
Stoopy RLS has been attakin me latelee, unforchunatlee wif a venjins, I finkso.
NAWT CALL no matter how much yoo think it wuld feel gud..well dependz awn wat yoo want tu say. Peepz say awl da time “wat gud wuld dat do?” i say iffin i makez mii feel better din it did gudz or i kan takez it owt awn yoo. witch wun yoo want?
3km – Did yoo gets blowed away in teh wind today?
After leevin werk, I gotted in teh car an tuuk my hares outta teh ponytayle. Nawt long afturwerd, I realyze I’m low awn gas, so I stop at a stayshun an get owt to pump.
Teh wind got a hold of my (unrestrayned) hares an it went EBERYWARE! I hadda pull it bak agin so I cud see to reed teh display!
**ponders shavin hur hed**
oooh yess! i drive a little kar an it wuz blowin mii awl ober da road. scari wen yu steerin strait an da kar iz blowin sidwayz! butt (heehee) da temp wuz da bomb! had mine libingroom an bedroom windowz open!! weehoo fresh airz
i thinkin i wud shave mine head but it wuld make mine head luk lyke a giant pumpkin! nawt a gud luk iffin yoo ask mii
Ooof, dat waz teh scented markerz.
Nao I gonna smell teh pleh likorish alla nite.
Oh noes! Nawt teh dreded likorish! Ai has wun dat smells like “burnt marshmallow”
Wat culur iz teh Cheezburger scent?
*luks froo markers and sniffing*
watch owt- yu kin get hi offa those-
an yu needz awl teh brane sells yu has left!
Zactly wat r u tryin to sai, kitsunerina?
*gives a stern luk*
duz enniwun remember da smell uf ditto ink? much better den markerz
Ooooh Awwww I kaint eben guess the number ob tests I did poorly awn acause ob the smell of the fluid left onna paper by the Gestetner ditto masheene.
Mim-ee-o-graff!
didn’t yoo lub it wen da paperz wuz still kinda wet?
Iffs u maed a mistaek, it wud be Mim-ee-o-gaff.
eeesh!
ai memmer it tu! wuz teh kynda smell wun nebber furgits!
ai wnner if teh teecherz nue wie we wud alweez bee giggloling wen teh paypurs wuz handed owt?
itz skerree to teech a klass of stoodints whu gawt hi offa teh markers!
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*pullz owt teh brane-sell-o-meter*
dont wurree, yu haz plentee.
it wuz da ditto mashinez fawlt!! wiii didn’t meen tu fry our brynez.
yah yah… datz wut tehy sed wen we pulld owt the rubber siment.
ooopz i haz a stori about dat tuu.. kawt mine karpet awn fire..long stori butt (!) no i wuzn’t smokin it! just tryin tu get a kandle tu burn..lyke i said looong stori
in theori it wurked perfektly..realitity however wuz nawt da same, specialli wen yur shoe katchez fire frum trin tu stomp it owt.
*nods hed vigeruslee*
o yes, iz awlwayz teh saym – c, teh theery sez it wil werk, tehy sez, den teyh put it tugeder an /poof/ it nawt werk at awl teh wey it spost tu!
OMCC dat iz sooo funni i nawt know wat tu say
Jellikkill Kitteh
iz wyzennd oald sayjj. Duz nawtz
needz ekksta spawtzez!
Jellikkill Kitteh
seez mutch andz heerz ebbeefeeng.
Knoez mennee seekritz
Jellikill Kitteh
habz flawlezz Tukkseedo, spatz
andz snowee wyte glubz
Jellikill Kitteh
duz nawt needz akksessoareez.
Himz purr~fekkt az iz!
Jack.
ifinkso diz kitteh iz gonna add da blood red mark awn himz clawz..ya know just fur kontrast
adn bee berry jenrus wif teh lawng red lynz awn teh hyumun skin
heehee yoo are soo rite. lomg red linez make da limbz seem longer an thinner
Can we plai konnekt da dots?!?
wif da luk awn dat kittehz fase…i nawt think i triez it
go ahed….. I darez ya!!
nawt mii..pooty kat kan du it..i stand over heer wif da bandaidz
hmmmm…
*suddenly re-thinking teh idea*
That cat looks mad. I would be mad, too, if I had a hazardous materials symbol on my nose.
Your juvenile behavior aggravates me
:snerk: reminds me of sekkund grayde! wi wood hold the scented markers for otter kids to smellol, and den ‘accidentally’ mark der nose!
We gabe muh son sum water based scented markers fer a stockink stuffer fer Chrifmuf when he wuz sebben and the deal wus on Chrifmuf morning he cood open what wus in de stocking but he hadda wait till we wuz awake afore openein anyfing else. Dat Chrifmuf at abowt 5:00 he camed into our bedroom to show us about how the markers smelt an he had abowt fifty liddlol multicolored dots onna tip ob his nose from the sniffin.
Waz teh scented markers teh gateway drug fur himsr kitteh huffing habit later in life?
Hmmmm Cood be, he did axually foller the Grateful Ded fer a whyol – til Gerry dyed.
ooohhhh Grateful Dead!!! i lubz mii some Gerri. i wented tu several concertz wuz da mostest fun i ebber had!
I wanna hire dis kitteh to hep advertamatize my pawn shawp.
Pwnd Shawp?
essentually, yesh!
yoo haz a pawn shop.uuuuh wat kinda gudz ya got?
wuddaya wan? Gib us a few dayz and we kin git it fer yew – fer a pryce.
in dis economee pawn shops may be de only bizznesses doing well
ebay too. wunder wat a LOL cat iz goin fur now
$2.49 per pound, prime
cheeper den steak even chuck steak
cheeper den eben grownd beef fur teh cheezburgers!
cheapr tan fertilisah
Fine, I will put the sharpie away.
dis kitteh luks verree peeved
better get owt da gushee fud n maykz nyss
Bettah to luk peeved than to hab peed – awai frum teh boks.
yoo kan givez him da gushifudz an hii will akt pasified, but wen yoo go tu bed hii will extrakt himz revenge
Lawlz! but seriously, I wonder what the odds are to have markings like that?
Perhaps his/hir babi kittehz might share teh trait?
The new rule today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
Hey… snot funny!
Irish Triad kitteh sez:
It iz anguish tew lub teh hyoomin, anguish to hate teh hyoomin, but moastly anguish tew BE teh hyoomin wen himz marks awl ober by doze affur ai git thru wit him.
oHai, NC66!! I b bowt reddy tu hit deh hay, but thot I’d say hai tu u.
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If u haz deh time, u shud reeding deh Safari Park, Part Deux on deh eerlier LOL tuday…. deh wun wif deh “iz 100% happi too” LOL….. it haz over 400 commintz!!! AND, it not b borkt!!! u duzn’t haz tu klikking on deh show all…. DERE IZ NO SHOW AWL!!!! Iz deh wundermuz!!! Deh big Cheeziz lubz us!!!!!
Oh happytail day. No moar borkings wif tew many cawmints!
OK – Ai go tew read it now.
‘Nitey nite yor highness.
Gib the hay uh rite jab fur meh.
At least they didnt yooz a green wun…
Wii r nawt amewsed
Dat’s a Rorsach kitteh!
YAWNNNNN!!! Gud nite/moarnin/afnoon/ebenin/wutever…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Top ob de yoaning tu ew!!!
here – hab some strong kawfee – u can fall asleep in class…
Bwaah, ha, ha!