Comments on: your toy surprise

By: Halapeno222222

Halapeno222222 — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:41:39 +0000

dis luks lik mah kitteh

By: Borellus

Borellus — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:20:52 +0000

But I only wanted ceeeeerialzzzz

By: Whee

Whee — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:23:31 +0000

joo are haz obtained 2 newt eyes!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:39:55 +0000

Yay, aifinkso taht was teh nawt-sekkund list ai had maeded… (ooh dots)

and peeps phinishd it!!!

Ai has a happitayle.

Nd now ai iz gonna haev werld’s longist beelzebubble barth. Is cowd heer toniet.

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 06:25:37 +0000

Welsh rarebit (mayde wiv reel Welshes),
eXsedrin hedakes,
Yama lama Ding-Dongs,
Zin and tonix!!

(phew, I needed a lot uv halps frum wikipedia foar that wun!)

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 04:46:38 +0000

toy suprise hazrdus
fr children ovr 0 yrs

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:58:06 +0000

Toona (eben BC needs noms)
Unholy guacamole
Virgun Oil (maed wib reel virguns)
W…

By: Nana

Nana — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:49:55 +0000

I lost an arm that way.

By: judson

judson — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:46:49 +0000

De feroshious Jacauranda lurks still and silent in his lair waiting with infinite patients fer his dinner to wander into the peacefull but deadly glade. Whylst scannink de terrayn he finks inna bak ob his mynd dat he are glad dis wus a pops lair and nawt Capt’n Kronsch – Kronsch dust is to sweet.

By: judson

judson — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:40:56 +0000

Quick (Nestles) choko powder in milk
Radishes (bedder fer battin aroun den eetin)
Som ‘Chock N Chewey Lunks O Froot’ cereal
T….

By: keshet

keshet — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:55:40 +0000

Aye haz a skared uv dat sooprize!

By: Winnie-Wonka

Winnie-Wonka — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:18:58 +0000

*drops curtsy* Thank ya!

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:40:30 +0000

Nyoo kind of seriul…kitth pops!!1!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:39:53 +0000

suprise skratchez!

By: Coke

Coke — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:38:17 +0000

gotta have my pops! =D

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:15:26 +0000

oh fank yoo! ai lurves ur nayme “fockses”!

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:14:52 +0000

Ummm, nawt zackly raynboes. Moer leik nassy stuffs not want!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:04:24 +0000

i haz biin were yoo arez..whin mii an mine bebbeh hooman moved up heer frum floridaz wii lived wif dem fur awile. waz reedi tu hurt sumbodi before i getted owt ub der. mommakat wuz just trien tu helpz i know but wii had different ideaz uf how too raiz mine son

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:00:35 +0000

Wayle, I gots wun nerb lefted, an gess who iz gettin awn it? Teh parental yoonits!

Aaarrggghhh….

I finkso I may be moovin sooner tehn I plannded to. My sanitee iz moar importint.

By: jd

jd — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:57:45 +0000

Well ob corse. DAT is wat mayks it a surprize!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:57:12 +0000

ooooh peeplez bii sooo stuupi..an rude. i nawt gitted a chanse tu say hi yesterdai at da beech parti..why yoo nawt in guud moood..udder den da wurk thingi?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:48:26 +0000

Ohai, 3km.

I’m nawt in a gud mood.

Plus, last week, a bad gui sed sum BERRY innapropryit fings to me awn the fone. My stoopy co-werker (teh wun who finkso I am so ritch) sed, “U shudda jes let go an gawn awf awn him.” to witch I responded, “Oh yes, an aftur I do, iz u gonna support my unemployed…..um…..baksyde?”

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:36:59 +0000

Your toy surprise…..not much of a toy after all.

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:35:35 +0000

Watchu meen by that? Ai is nawt rishking mai life!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:35:01 +0000

No Doze tablits (wud yew sleep wib taht lukking at yew?)
O Kanananada mapil syrip (maed wib reel Kananandians)
Proctor and Gambil, ennyfink bai
Q…

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:30:11 +0000

u kud ask teh kitteh insyd

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:29:56 +0000

BC likes pops? Huh… Naow we kno what to poysun…

By: patrol92

patrol92 — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:28:40 +0000

ZOMG DUNT TUCH DAT! lol

By: patrol92

patrol92 — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:27:57 +0000

dere iz da ‘dunt tuch dat!’ momentz agen!

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:25:55 +0000

Jellus jellie donuts
Killers, cereal
Livid lilacs (?)
Mean meats
N…

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:23:39 +0000

Growling giftwrap
Howling hairspray
Irate icemachines
J…

*o, mie brayn…it hertz*

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:22:24 +0000

Teh Societee fur teh Pwevenshun of Kroolty to Stwing wud komplayne, aifinkso.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:21:26 +0000

kitteh eeted it

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:21:09 +0000

Gatorade (wib reel gators)
Hot as Hell sorse
I Screem (rilly, rilly lowdly)
J…

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:20:38 +0000

uuuh oooh wat up red?

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:19:55 +0000

Hey iz eneewun else wundring what hapened to all teh cereal?

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:19:19 +0000

*Takes BK out*
Psh….uh what are you tawkin bowt, ai seez no basement kitteh in heer….heh heh…..

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:17:49 +0000

Lolz, BK be too bizee planning ur demise….mwa haha

By: _linin_

_linin_ — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:16:36 +0000

Your muchly welkum! Well congaratz to ebbrewun den, wif teh freeway ty!
*Gets hula skirt and dances around room* Haow was dat?
Oh yesh, and yur drink, Madam….
*Roars up blender and fixes calicocoa a nice drink with plenty of vodka and frozen berries*
Heer yu go! *Slides drink down glassy table*
ENJOY

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:16:25 +0000

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:15:45 +0000

WARNING! ur comint is full uv win adn awsum!

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:14:23 +0000

Ohai tessm! Ai lubs yur Chococat abatar!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:13:02 +0000

I SO know how this kitteh feels. “Mess wif me an I will nawt hezitate to show yoo my poynty enz!”

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:12:33 +0000

ai iz slower than yooo-oooo!

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:11:01 +0000

Dang! Tew slow agin!

By: Johnnyface

Johnnyface — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:10:56 +0000

Konsidder yurself edjumocated.

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:10:42 +0000

@@@@@!
Donut fink ai can top “Beelzebubble Bath Gel”!
Ebil vodka, Absolut
Fallen angel soufflé
G…

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:10:17 +0000

Darkness (Prince ob) chokklit
Ebil Em-n-Ems
Frite-n-ing FaceKreem
G…

By: Johnnyface

Johnnyface — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:09:06 +0000

Boxtops for edjumocation…
Lessen won…dunt open teh box!
Lessen Bee…dunt stick teh fingies in box!
Lessen tree…dere is no turd lesson…

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:07:28 +0000

Dangermous Deli Meats
Enormous Evil Eggplants
Four Horsemen ob teh A Polkalypse Firewurks
G…