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ai digz dose eyez!
Congaratz, calicocoa on your nawt-sekkund!
*Gets out blender*
Wut wood you lyke?
oooh, fankeez, _linin_! teh conga ratz dansing awlso furr annipuss adn ambercat — wii haz a freeway ty! mmmm. blendur drinkiez. sumfink wif teh vobkuh adn teh frowzun berreez?
Your muchly welkum! Well congaratz to ebbrewun den, wif teh freeway ty!
*Gets hula skirt and dances around room* Haow was dat?
Oh yesh, and yur drink, Madam….
*Roars up blender and fixes calicocoa a nice drink with plenty of vodka and frozen berries*
Heer yu go! *Slides drink down glassy table*
ENJOY
*digdigdig from abuvs*
*watches kitteh paws scratch on box*
Heh!
*mayk teeny tiny hole*
*scratch neer hole*
*kitteh scratches back*
*pore catnip down hole*
*scratches turn manic*
Myned teh pointee ens!
Ai is a seeriul killah!
B8gger, rong boks! Is ment to be replai to me!
Ahhh ai was gonna sai teh same fing but you beet me to it…
Yuss, luke biifoar yu leepz.
Ai is in yur boks, eetin yur seeriuls
is yu teh seriul eeter?
*SNERKLEZ*
pointy ends being de moast surprising…
Basement kitteh now hiding in seeriul bockses…
Whair kan ai getz wan uv thoaz bocksuz wiv teh basement kitteh insyde? Ai wantz.
Hmmm….yesh, it luks lyk we are all out, yesh – sorreh!
o_O *Looks around frantically*
Um well it luks lyk dere in da…um watcha call dem, Pops bockses?
wii orduring teh nu supplye fur teh ty booteek, mebbeh. nawt garunteeing taht teh BK *stai* inside bawks, tho…
Lolz, BK be too bizee planning ur demise….mwa haha
“gotta has mai pops”, eh? Dis’ll shoz dems……
He he, teh yella eyez look lyk pops…hehe
Yu hads a supprise, but Ah eated it.
poops it owt! are it raynboes?
Ummm, nawt zackly raynboes. Moer leik nassy stuffs not want!
Basemint Cat nao abailabil for produkt endorsemintz.
teh ekonomeez iz tuff all ober.
egspeshlee fur teh pwincekitteh of darknis
Hey ai sez dat furst!
Haha, no its kewl…
gudwun, kimkiwi!
Fankies calicocoa. Ai waz traink to think of sutabil producks. Lemme see… (ooh, dots)
Absolut Ebil wodka
Beelzebubble Bath Gel
Count Chokula (nao wib reel nek bytes)
D…
Dangermous Deli Meats
Enormous Evil Eggplants
Four Horsemen ob teh A Polkalypse Firewurks
G…
Darkness (Prince ob) chokklit
Ebil Em-n-Ems
Frite-n-ing FaceKreem
G…
Dang! Tew slow agin!
@@@@@!
Donut fink ai can top “Beelzebubble Bath Gel”!
Ebil vodka, Absolut
Fallen angel soufflé
G…
ai iz slower than yooo-oooo!
Ohai tessm! Ai lubs yur Chococat abatar!
oh fank yoo! ai lurves ur nayme “fockses”!
Gatorade (wib reel gators)
Hot as Hell sorse
I Screem (rilly, rilly lowdly)
J…
Growling giftwrap
Howling hairspray
Irate icemachines
J…
*o, mie brayn…it hertz*
Jellus jellie donuts
Killers, cereal
Livid lilacs (?)
Mean meats
N…
No Doze tablits (wud yew sleep wib taht lukking at yew?)
O Kanananada mapil syrip (maed wib reel Kananandians)
Proctor and Gambil, ennyfink bai
Q…
Quick (Nestles) choko powder in milk
Radishes (bedder fer battin aroun den eetin)
Som ‘Chock N Chewey Lunks O Froot’ cereal
T….
Toona (eben BC needs noms)
Unholy guacamole
Virgun Oil (maed wib reel virguns)
W…
Welsh rarebit (mayde wiv reel Welshes),
eXsedrin hedakes,
Yama lama Ding-Dongs,
Zin and tonix!!
(phew, I needed a lot uv halps frum wikipedia foar that wun!)
Yay, aifinkso taht was teh nawt-sekkund list ai had maeded… (ooh dots)
and peeps phinishd it!!!
Ai has a happitayle.
Nd now ai iz gonna haev werld’s longist beelzebubble barth. Is cowd heer toniet.
Yew wantcher pops? Ai gots yer pops rite heer!
That’s it pink monkee… closer…. closer….
mah kat calls mee pink monkee alla tyme to!
Box kitteh luks liek hi has a angri.
Dat’s coz box is empti.
ah, teh purrfekt ambush spawt!
I knowded dat sugary serials were bad for mii but cheezes twice…
SQUEEEE! Great pic! Wondermous catpion, Winnie Wonka!
*drops curtsy* Thank ya!
Goaldumm ieed Midnyte
Kitteh wun dis Foartress fayr
andz skwayr. Itz himz naow!
No wun wuz watcheeng
t3h Foartress ekkspet Kitteh.
Wuz eezee 2 tayk!
Kitteh maykz Foartress
fawll daown. Awll Kitteh haz duz
iz wiggilz inyde!
Jack.
uuuhhhmmm datz okai yoo kan keep da toy surprize.
Yesh, aifinks ai be returning it bak to teh stoar… heh heh….
scuse mii sir, butt dere iz a basement kat in mine serial kuld i git refund?
*Takes BK out*
Psh….uh what are you tawkin bowt, ai seez no basement kitteh in heer….heh heh…..
attempt to getz cereal frum box … nawt going to end well.
i will bii standing waaay ober heer wif da bandangez
Jist tihnk of it as a lurning egsperyins.
Fore teh hoomin.
i will bii learning how tu givez stitchez
yep, a lurning egg spearyence ai finkso. ai suggests dangling a piece of string down into teh box first, maybe.
Teh Societee fur teh Pwevenshun of Kroolty to Stwing wud komplayne, aifinkso.
WARNING! Not suitable for chilleren under 3. May contane pointee endz, harblzz, and snorglable bitz. Ownlee suitablolz 4 adultlols.
WARNING! ur comint is full uv win adn awsum!
Ninja kitteh iz watching U
holy crap!! I am scared so much I almost did crap my pants.
Boxtops for edjumocation…
Lessen won…dunt open teh box!
Lessen Bee…dunt stick teh fingies in box!
Lessen tree…dere is no turd lesson…
Konsidder yurself edjumocated.
I SO know how this kitteh feels. “Mess wif me an I will nawt hezitate to show yoo my poynty enz!”
uuuh oooh wat up red?
Ohai, 3km.
I’m nawt in a gud mood.
Plus, last week, a bad gui sed sum BERRY innapropryit fings to me awn the fone. My stoopy co-werker (teh wun who finkso I am so ritch) sed, “U shudda jes let go an gawn awf awn him.” to witch I responded, “Oh yes, an aftur I do, iz u gonna support my unemployed…..um…..baksyde?”
ooooh peeplez bii sooo stuupi..an rude. i nawt gitted a chanse tu say hi yesterdai at da beech parti..why yoo nawt in guud moood..udder den da wurk thingi?
Wayle, I gots wun nerb lefted, an gess who iz gettin awn it? Teh parental yoonits!
Aaarrggghhh….
I finkso I may be moovin sooner tehn I plannded to. My sanitee iz moar importint.
i haz biin were yoo arez..whin mii an mine bebbeh hooman moved up heer frum floridaz wii lived wif dem fur awile. waz reedi tu hurt sumbodi before i getted owt ub der. mommakat wuz just trien tu helpz i know but wii had different ideaz uf how too raiz mine son
Hey iz eneewun else wundring what hapened to all teh cereal?
kitteh eeted it
BC likes pops? Huh… Naow we kno what to poysun…
u kud ask teh kitteh insyd
Watchu meen by that? Ai is nawt rishking mai life!
dere iz da ‘dunt tuch dat!’ momentz agen!
ZOMG DUNT TUCH DAT! lol
Your toy surprise…..not much of a toy after all.
Well ob corse. DAT is wat mayks it a surprize!
gotta have my pops! =D
suprise skratchez!
Nyoo kind of seriul…kitth pops!!1!
Aye haz a skared uv dat sooprize!
De feroshious Jacauranda lurks still and silent in his lair waiting with infinite patients fer his dinner to wander into the peacefull but deadly glade. Whylst scannink de terrayn he finks inna bak ob his mynd dat he are glad dis wus a pops lair and nawt Capt’n Kronsch – Kronsch dust is to sweet.
I lost an arm that way.
toy suprise hazrdus
fr children ovr 0 yrs
joo are haz obtained 2 newt eyes!
But I only wanted ceeeeerialzzzz
dis luks lik mah kitteh