Cheeting kitteh sekritly muves wyle yu not waytching
i can halp u cheet at dartz 2.
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Congrats Maus – u leed a ten-fawld tye!
aifinks ai seez a 10-way makramay, but yooz on da top maus! is bery bery imprrrresiv
Wau, Maus!
Teh purr soots, not sew bad ackshully?
Is dat liek a cat suit?
teh velvitty kind…
*A la Homer Simpson*
Ummmmmmm…… Velvet……
hmmm I wud have sworn u wud have gone wif Catwommin….
Hur iz buzzee wif teh Robin at teh NB aifinkso.
so………just which one would be molting?
.
oh my-o-my, watch the feathers fly.
ooo lukk… fevvers awl ober teh playc…
mussa bin a hekuva partee…
Breaking in to this lolcat to suggest going over to loldogs to see the Semper Fi picture there.
I definitely misted up, and I’m most definitely not the misting-up kinda girl.
Thanks Q. That’s a great pic.
Umm…isn’t that “TRIVILOL PURR-soots”??? Jus askin.
Triviall pursoot kitteh is in ur pie, steelin ur chipz
Cowchip pie?
Fanks, but noe fanks.
.
Put dat ober dere wif teh brige to nowares.
mebbee teh frito pie wif teh frito chips?
ooo, do liek!
yikes……frito pi, I can hear my arteries crinkle just thinkin’about that.
o butt (!) teh frito pi heer is towtullee fat adn kulestrul free!
*pats dan on teh showlder and hands owver a bowl uv kumpletlee helfy frito pi*
*looks with mock horror* please tell me the cheeze is real……..please, please let it be real.
o mai yes! just teh bad stufz git majiklee remuvded, iz awl.
teh flayvor uv teh badforu wif teh majik uv helfyforu…
teh seekrit uv cheezland!
adn bee sidez, aifinkso it nawt bee leegil tu bring in nawt reel cheez tu cheezland!
Want pi!!!
Here iz Ur lemming merrangotang pi.
* tripz ober maus – Splatz pi in DK faec *
*hobblols ober to sink, “accidentalee” trips WWR wif crutch*
.
*WWR falls down teh fred adn into teh Appul Booberri Choklit creem piis*
don furgets da whippy cream on top !
*Gets out the Whippy Creem Spray Botlol*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
Tehre Raindrop! Now you haz whippy cream on top!
*Scampers away*
….-ugh- nomnomnomnom…. u no wants to mess wif me todai … i’m runnin out of places ta put bodies …but i tink i has one moar playc wif ur name on it ….
*grabs sooper loooooooong grabber adn rells in mai catch …*
*hows ’bout a nyces baf … puts tub of da whippy cream adn PURPLOL fedders reddi ta dumps da maus*
*Activates his Dimensional Portal Thingy*
Not today. Mebbe another thyme! TTFN!
oh yea…two can pla at dat gam cpecilly wen one of dem is gon be a 4N6 compooter sci. in bout 4 yrs ..
*haks into Mauses DPT adn teleyports him ovr top ov da baftub wif purplol fedders*
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Maus is away from is desk at the moment.
Please leave your name, nomber and a brief message.
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeep*
*scary ladi voic cumes on*
yu have 1 new message frum Raindrop at 9:45
cheeztyme,on Toosdai marg tenf
*beeeeep*
i’llllll get u my pretty … adn ur little GOGGIE to
muahahahahahahahahahaha
*beeeeep*
da darks side lemme shows u it … we has cookies…
adn u gets ta do da ebil laugh
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ooo cookies!
werr do ai syn up?
At teh debreefing adn sekuritee boof at teh safari parks.
yiss yiss dats righ … wee lyke dem cookies…don we …. juss syn here ….diss juss says u lyk da dar syde…yoo r willin to have ebil twin…..adn dat Raindrop now owns ur sole….
nuttin much
butt(!) mai kittehs awlreddy own mai sole…dey myte nawt wanna sher…
if ur a client ob myne u no has to go throo all dem lynes juss syn here …. *hands icanhazcoffee pen wif red ink*
oh adn deh haz ta share ….. its in da fine fine FINE print WAYYYY down der …… umm hmmm… i c it … yup ….
kittehs muss share if client syns da ppr … c here it is go ahead …. act now adn i thow in a brand new debriefer shooter adn a yrs suppi of da debrifer flooid sure to NEVER miss ur target
ai doan noe – dey nawt lyk tu sher mee, eben wif teh hubby oar teh cumpyuter oar nuffin…
oh, luk, der’s mai bus. ai hassa go.
kthxbai…
Raindrop!! nawt bii steelin soulz frum da kittehz iz nawt nyce, pleez go an find a troll soul tu steel.
fyn den *shoots da debrifer flooid at icanhazcoffe* … nyce undies…. dats ur punishmenn fur no cceptan mai contrat tellz ur kittehs day ma has won dis battle but day no was won da war lol ok i’m dropping da dark syde act or at least for NOW
an icanhaz mai undies bak? kthx.
wuz gettin a bit chillee wifowt tehm.
lol iz not ebil ….. i juss has mai momentz i tink da trollz got inta mai hed
butt(!) 3km i HASSA stealz da soles iz mai job … basment cat sayz adn i quot “sumfin veri veri bad wil haves to happen if yu don adn we don wants dat now does we” unquot … adn i iz purtti sure i no wants… plus ifin u join now yu gets free debfifer kitt c c here it is iz nyce adn shiniee adn shootz da debrifer flooid till it hittz ur target it nvr misses
ok fur real iz stopin da ebil act now 
*goes to happieetayl Raindrop*
*gibs icanhazcoffee da undies bak*
*gigglol* srry no can halp it… iz funnie
*nomnomnomnom*
Fanks DK iz gud Pi
Welkums! Ai lubs teh lemming, too!
Hey, dere is a Pie Chart on the Graph Jam/Fun With Charts. GMTA!
chhetahz nevr prawfit
Is nawt cheetah… is kitteh!
iz cheetah in teh kitteh’z *mynd*!
so den, da cheetah canna be da prophet of ceiling cat??
poar cheetahs
Happeh birfdai, calicocoa!!!
Oh yesh! Hippo birdie two ewes!
fankee, maus (adn pls bii saeying teh hey two teh eebil maus awlso).
Happy B’day, calicocoa!
ooh fankee, ebil maus (aifinkso!)
happitayle birfdai calicocoa!
awww fankingz, gammacat!
Happeh Happeh Birfdai!
Heer iz a cocoa caek fur calicocoa!
Plz to blo owt teh candlols nawt second.
♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫
Happiee Happie birfday frum all of us too YYOOO
wee r so excited wee hopez dat u r TOOOO
♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫
i dont no but i been told ….
sumwons gettin’pretty old
♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫
i dont no but its been said
sumones fac is mighty redd
♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♫♫
*makes da purrty burday cake wif sprinkle (not mowse sprinkles) adn choklitts adn all da nommy stuff fur ebreeone*
oh adn jk bout da old i juss said dat cause it rhymed!
ohai raindrop! waht a byooteemus pome sawng. minnie fankz — taht bee furry speshul. naow wurrying bowt teh “old” rhyme. nawt problum. in teh cheezland ai awlwuss feeleng mutch yungrrrr tahn ai beeing irl. fankz agen, deer fren! {{{{{ raindrop |||||
oohhh cocoa caek! fankkee romeow! *cc taykz beeg bref two bloewing out teh candlolz. hakk! gassp! two mennee candlolz!*
fanking yew, dk! how yew feelingz twodey?
Beddur tahn yesterdai, fanks! Hoep ur habbing a grate dai wif gud wishes, prezzies n caek!
ai’z furry gald yu fealingz beddur! *cc crossing fingurz adn toez furr dk — hoaping beddur adn beddur ebvri dey.* adn oh yesh, fankz, iz *awlreddi* grate dae!
Happytail birfdai tu u, calicocoa!
fankz furry mutch, icanhazcoffee! (ai lurbz mii teh cawfee flayvur, butt (oooooohhhh!) teh kaffeene makingz mii teh bownsie bownsying laik teh tiggerrr!)
(btw, ai can haz cawfee inna cheezland. nawt kaffeen ifn ai doan want teh caffeen!)
den by awl meens u can haz nawtcaffeenayted cawfee!
*handz jyant cuppa nawtcaffenayted cawfee tu calicocoa*
fankeez, ichcoffee! cawfee flayvur butt (hahaha) nawt teh bowntsee kaffeen!
Fer a kitteh every persoot is trivial
*runzwifasneekie adn pownces awn judson*
nawt troo – teh purrsoot uv teh gushifuds adn teh crunchifuds adn teh pettinz and teh snorglols adn…
ders lawtsa fings dat nwt triveul tu kittehs!
silleh judson…
*grinz*
*wrassels wiff Icanhascafe*
I meened de persuits are de trivial akawse de kittehs alweys wins, dey only persoos fer de fun.
Ah! I see a miz-corn-umicashun. Deez fings aer indeed bery bery important tu kittehs. But iz der pur-snoot ob dem tribyal? Kittehs expektz deez fings tu come to dem, sew der pur-snooting ob dem iz moar gaym dan sirius. Az mush az kittehs sneeks up adn pounces on der noms, iz nawt az iffen noms akshually wud run awayz.
*suddinlee sits wifaninnosintluk an starts likking rufflold fur*
ai new dat…
*reechiz owver an likks judson tu straytin hiz messee showlder fur*
Fanx, I didnt wanna ruffle nuffin but I do luvs a good wrassel/tussel
mee tu!
iz reely gud xersyz enneway 
iz NAWT trivilol.
ai am winning!
R u using tessm rools?
I wundering y u iz alwais teh winner.
Tessm rools, Romeow drools!
Skooze meh.
*wipes mouf*
Dat’s em bare assing wen iz troo.
*handz Romeow a nyc sawft flannel hankie*
*hans Romeow 10p towlol*
a noo yawk cittee hankie? huh?
*wispers tu calicocoa*
dat is how ai spell teh “nice”
ai knowinged, butt (harhar) ai cudn’t reezist!)
awl iz well, tehn
muss be bery big hankee tu be uzable by teh hole city!
Oh mah gudness, I musta been worse den I fot.
Fank yew fur awl ur halps.
I’ll tri to b more pwesentable frum nao on.
*cleans up and tris to restore teh floof beneef teh drool*
yew kleeningz up reel nais, romeow! eben yur wiskurrz bii purrfikt!
Does hi also taeks xtra peeces ob pi?
Whut kind uff pi?
Appul
Booberri
Choklit creem
D…
(chokklit) Dreem pi
Eldurberry pi
French vanillol pi
G…
grep jelly pi
hansel und gretel pi [insert wicked witch here]
i…
Gooseberry
Boston Cream (my favorite – had to trow dis inn!)
Huckleberry
Ice Cream (chonklitt, uv kours!)
J…
JJ’s pizza pi
Kittehnipz pi
Lemming orangutang pi
Mawk appllol pi
N…
Nawt to mok teh applols! It maeks dem sower!
New potatoe pie wiff spinitch
Orange likkoritch creme pi
PIZZA!
Q…
Quiche
Rhubarb
Sardine
Treacle Toffee
U…
Quince meat pie
Rhubarb pi (a reel pucker maker)
Shepard (hard to catch but wuntch yewve rendered wun down it’s ver tastee)
T…
Tarte tatin..lolfrensh pi
Uglifroot pie
Vegetibble pie
W…
Wild Cherry Pie
Xpanakoepita (Greek spinitch pi)
Yellow lemming pie
ZZZZzzz is wut I duz after eatin too mush pie
butt(!) hoo watchiz teh sheep affer u ketch teh shepard?
Teh sheep goggie. Along wib anywun walking neerby wib sum mint sauce.
Mary hadda a liddlol lamb
a liddlol ham
an a little spam
Mary hadda a liddlol lamb
wif mint jellie and steemed neu potatoes an asparagus
baabaablaksheep hav u ennee wul?
sorree cudent halp maisef
Ummm, Ai can haz teh mug uf portur tu go wif awl dis pi pls?
mmmm portur. iz pohtent pohshun!
Photent pohshun? U needz Snape tu halp u mixx itt?
Depends on webber yu want tu drinks it, oar iffen yu aer gibbing it to Malfoy.
Him finks u won’t notiss
He noes dat iffen yu did notice, he will help yu forgetz via der poyntee ends forgetting debyce fitted to awl kittehs.
Cheetahs neber prospurr.
yer not lion, iz da truf.
Wheerz a lyon??? Qwik git inna car!
Noe noe! Teh pololar bare bees innit!
Himz juss wanted a clondike bar. U meenz himz izz still hanging round?
killer beez? Noe!!!
Du yu habs any web lynx to prove it?
ai dint now teh lynx mayd webz. ya lern sumfin nue ebreeday…
ohai tribble! gmta (up fred)…
Ohai calicocoa! Happi Burfdai tu ewe!
fankee fankee, tribble!
Iz a cheetah!
Izunt cheetahing. Rools ownly say hoomins can’t moob pieces when yu nawt looking. Sez nuffing abowt kittehs.
when I asked for a peece of pi, dis not what i ment!
Hao duz u gets a beeger peece of dat pi?
ai dunno – mebbee ask teh korprit jyants how dey awlwayz git teh bigger peec of teh pi dan evreewun els…
Hewwo? Citi Gwoop?
Noe, dis iz AIG, can I halps u?
yes, pleez tell us how tu get teh hyuj peeces uv pi taht u git alla tym?
? tehy puttid mee awn holed…
anna muzik is teh pleh…
Nawt second, u habs epic fail wif ur monies.
Second, u sai “halp” n teh gubbermint gibs u a money frum teh taxpayers.
Fird, u plan a luxuree twip fur awl teh stoopies dat had teh epic fail.
Forf, taxpayers sai “U no can has luxuree twip wif our monies.”
Fifth, u gibs 13 million dollhairs to teh stoopies fur compensayshun cuz dey cuddn’t go on teh luxuree twip.
Iz dat eezy!
*fayspaw*
ub cors, haow kud ai bee so blynd?
*skriblols noets awn napkin*
tanks and jeeps!
kthxbai!
ennewun noe teh nummer tu teh gubbermint munnie halplyn?
aicanhaz free munnies?
I weegwet to informs u, icanhascoffee, dat u duz nawt kwalify fur teh fwee munnies.
U duz nawt hab a beeg enuff stoopy. U iz nawt eben close to stoopy enuff.
U has a smrt.
.
Wat duz we hab fur a parting giff for icanhascoffee?
.
Yesh! icanhascoffee habs a lifetiem supply ov satisfaction, knowing dat teh tax monies will halp support millionairs in teh manner dat dey r a kustom.
ummm… tanks…ai fink…
I spect that the Cheezpeeps would make a very serious Trivia team.
I cud beets dem wif wun brain tied behind my… um… nebbermind…
Whoos brayne iz dat tied behind u Maus?
dat wud splayn a lawt…
Braynes….braynes…
Menny yeers ago the nashunal tribia contesst wuz wun by a teem named ‘Wok Your Dog’
Yesh…we haz moar useless info in our braynes than anybudde !!
Ai nose when wii plai, eberybuddy else is onna teem. dem maek meh plai alonez.
umm, fankee furr teh keerfull frayzing at teh end dere, wrr!
*finks abowt over frayzin choices…*
Yipes! Yer rite Calicocoa – Faispaw!
I whups up until it comes to de sports section, den I don’t know nuffink.
u kin gibz ur kittehs teh sports sektshun adn tehy whup up awn it aifinkso. luukit teh pritty paypurr kunfettee…
*Pulls a card from the pile*
How many flowers are in the design stamped on each side of an Oreo cookie?
Mt. McKinley!
Afrikan or Yuropeen?
42!
Er, I ment 24! Err . . . Jack Bauer! And sumbunny wuld hafta die over it!
Hitchhikers Guide ref FTW!
Hydroxzes are better
*NOMNOM*
donut noze, ai eeted it.
there are flowrs on tehre?
U gots to slo down and smell teh cukkies.
U gots to sloe down n nom teh roses.
Just teh sawft petals, plz! *noms a rose petal jently*
Say, it is sawft lyke a kitteh’s eer! *noms a kitteh’s eer*
*noms skwirrl grrl’s eer* Hur lubs dat!
*raised eyebrow*
U needs anti-wrinklol creem wif dat?
aifinkso ai will stik wif teh oreos downthred
ai am dunkin tehm in mai cawfee
*gets sooper gloo n gloos oreos on sordid parts ob icanhazcoffee*
*jumps in jyant cuppa (nawt tu hawt) cawfee adn noms the oreos awf teh wunz taht iz reechibul*
Wat’s an Oreo enniwai?
h t t p://en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Oreo_cookie
aifinkso ai puttid enuf spaycez inna adress tu nawt be nommed by WP…
izza yummie treet tu bee injoyd mennee difrint wayz
Thx, Ai haz seed dem awn teh soopermarkit shelbes, but Wusn’t shore iffn Ai wuz aloud dem – Ai’m nawt, it seamz!
Yu mite be abul to luk at tehm; tehy is verree sweet!
{{{annipuss}}} u canhaz dem heer – dey iz majiklee mayd purrfiktlee helfee bie teh majiks uv cheezland
Iffn dey aer dat sweet, Ai fink Ai’d bedder nawt eben luk at dem in caes dey poosh mai blud shugr up!
Ther’s chonklit on an Oreo? *whispurrs* When I wuz liddl, I always yankt teh dark cookie parts orf and throo em behynd teh cowch – and then ayte awl teh sweet whyt middels!
Mah history of chyldhood misbehavior, let me show yoo it!
Gremlin – let’z share a bag ov Oreos!
I onwee lieks teh cukkee part.
.
No matter wat u call it, teh middlol is still whipped lard n sugars.
Oh, perfekt! Hao I luvs teh tayste of whipped lard n sugars!
*hands Romeow all teh dark cookie parts* Here yoo goes!
Mah momma always got mad at me on kleenin day: “Where’d all these sticky cookies come from?!!!!” Sumhao she never figgered it owt. *snikkr* Or at least I nevr thot she did!
WooHoo! Iz rainin cukkies!
*catches dem in mouf liek a Frisbee goggie*
In mah distant past I werked for a while at t snack fud place, on teh ’round cookie’lion, which wud inclood cookied or crakkers… teh point bein, if u had ever had a warm dark choklit cookie rite out of teh ovens gremlin, u wud never see teh need for teh creemy center again!
*shares wif Romeow*
Iz hard to beleev twuld be bedder than that creemy whyt Oreo middlol, but I wuld be willing to tayste-test it to fynd owt!
PlzsendinigtehwarmcookiesovertehInnernetskthxbai!
u myt be surpryzed wut mommas figger owt an doan let u noe…
icanhazcoffee – yoo is rite, for shur! My mommah wuz prolly just pertending nawt to noes. Sumhao, she alwayz has had a sense of when I wuz in trubbel, or owt runnin arownd with a “bad krowd.”
*luksarownd* Hey, mah momma wuldint consider yoose guise a bad krowd, nao wuld she?
aifink she wud lub awl uv us…
well, moast uv us enneway
Hay! Ai resemblol dat remark!
idk bout dem but i iz perfect little angel…uh hu…. yup ….dats me ask anywon…cept fur da tyme i wantd YNG den i decided a YCG wud be better… adn da tyme i tried shoves GC out da window ….. adn wen i trys put maus into baf tub ful ob purplol fedders adn whippy cream… gooood tymes…. *sigh*
ohai raindrop. ai noes yew is purrfict litlol angil. Jist liek me
Boichik went to SIL’s howse wun day.He fownd teh biscuit barrel O.O
Wen BIL went for a biscuit later taht day, awl teh Custard creams had been
caerfully prised apart,an awl teh cream likked orf an 2 sides stikked bak togevver
elebentee free?
iz hard tu cownt tehm wen ai dunk teh kookeez inmai cawfee adn inhale, er, ai meen, eet tehm.
grate! no ai has craving for oreos IRL!
*dunk nom nom nom*
ai am happee tu share mie cravingz wif awl
*dunks Oreo centers mayd of whippd lard and shugars* NOM!
*luksarownd to see uther cheez-peeps lukking on in horror*
*shrugs*
To eech his/her own! *smiols, keeps dunking and nomming*
dats otay, gremlin – u kan haz ur kukeez ennyway u want temh heer
*gibz teh nozee uvver peeps teh eebil ie*
*awl teh rood peeps apawlujyze tu gremlin*
I wud pologize to gremlin, butts mah mouf iz full ov teh choklit cukkies and dat wud b rood.
Keeps frowin dem, gremlin, mah fwend!
.
*secret pawshake wif gremlin for teh exklusive gray tabby w/ white paws club (gtw/wpc)*
iz otay, Romeow, u wuzzint wun uv teh nozee rood wunz wut wuz lukkin in horror at teh way gremlin choosded tu eet his kukkies.
annats a reely kool sekrit hanshayk u hab der, if u doan myn mai sayin so. alwmoas lyk teh kalicokitteh susyitee hanshayk, butt(!) diffrint
gremlin is a girl kitteh ichc!
*NOM!* Fangs, icanhazcoffee. *dismantles Oreos*
Is OK. Teh purrson typong is a gurl. Teh reel kitteh-gremlin wuz a boi. No fence tayken!
*tosses dark cookie parts to Romeow, eets teh whyt middlol*
Romeo – gtw/wpc for teh win!
*runs for cookie stash* rats, didn’t………couldn’t observe, for…..alas, the nomming happened wiffa quickness.
.
and I’m sorta glad they stopped making the coffee/cream flavored ones. mai lack of resistance to dem……..was horriblol.
‘paruntlee, orinj wunz iz poyzin AND desseet…diseet….diseeyt….and dey cheetz tu.
Kitteh nawt cheetin, him jus wanz taht peece uv bloo(berri) pi!
Did n e wun else haz a trubble wit teh picher loading? Eye coodent c it wen it cayme upp.
nawt tihs tyme (knoks awn own wudden hed) butt (!) ai sumtymes haz a porblem wif teh newist lol appeerin an disappeerin, wich iz bery confuzzlin tew meh.
Wunce, eye cood c name uff new picher inna “whoo bee tawkin” list.
Butt eye coodent c new picher!
kitteh thinkz it iz himz turn..hoomanz turn nawt matter too da kitteh
Kitteh’z roolz, kitteh’z turn, kitteh wins.
No kitteh, dat’s mah pot pie!
*reeches fur teh Doritos*
Git outta mah cheesy poofs!
Towelee…is dat u?
“…don’t forget to bring a towel!”, sed wit bludshot iis…
hee hee hee! Cartman ref….gud jawb!
Cartman, perhabs?
We’re in yor bord gaymes, taykin sekrut unfayr advantages . . .
Trivia Cattygoree would include kweschuns liek:
How menny dust speks flote in one sunbeem?
How menny times can you swat a goggie befoar he gets up to chase yu?
How mucsh kibble can you gobbul down before it all horks back up agin on teh rug?
Where is teh best plaise in a howse to leeve teh rattlemowse toy?
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Awl portant stuffs to kno.
Wot iz teh bestest wai to aboid a skolding wen yoo has misbehabed?
a. Run unner teh bed
b. Luk innosent
c. Luk cyoot
d. Luk innosent ADN blaem teh goggie
e. Bees awl purry n ‘fekshunate
f. Awl ob teh above
Whut is teh best way to git yor hooman owt of bed to giv yoo erlee mornink gushyfuds?
If a sparrow flies throo teh room and disappeers, duz ennywun kweschun where he went or whether he wuz nommd?
And wun of owr all-time favoritz:
If a rattly maus falls in an empty haus, duz it mayking a sownd?
…Enkwirink mynds wanna no…
a) Mt. McKinley
b) 42
c) 24
d) Jack Bauer
e) elebenty sebben
f) *awl* ub teh abuv!
r u shur teh anser izzent blowin in teh wind?
*skratchiz hed*
*wunnerz if mebee teh dylan refrinc wuz tu obskuer*
*wunners if mebbee it myt bee tu owld fur teh croud*
*shrugz adn goez awn wif lyf*
U is nawt too old, dun’t wurry. We just has a lazee or RL sindrome or sumfink. Ai got teh ref, but was too late. Sawree.
iz otay, upfi. ai wuz jus surpryzed no wun sed sumfin
umm…
g) answer not given
dats mai choose
bai fur nao, ebbrybuddeh! gotsta go haz luntsh. adn fankee, fankee, fankee furr awl teh grate birfdae wishiz. emjoi teh cocoa caek — iz teh *hyooj*! fankz agen, romeow. iz teh deelishumus! {{{{{ cheezpeeps }}}}}
g) wut’s yur faborite kolor?
red, no, bloo……AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH
Where instrukshuns?
…Oh I eated dem, sry
instrukt shins hassa flayvor?
kitteh no likes rules,
its her way or the high way
kitteh sayz gib me gushifuds now or else I takes awai your toi
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land!
Ohai guies! Guess wat I
flew down the roaddrove home to!U haz teh kitteh in ur haws!
I wish….
No, I drove hoam to Metallica!
I lurned sumfin berry valyooablol….iz hard to do effektib hed-bangin whiel driivn.
better dan brushing U teef while driving I fink
* I is not kidding I has seen a guy brushing himz teef while
he wuz driving on deh beltway outside Dee Cee*
Oh, I has seen peeplol reedin noospaypurr whiel drivin!
I eet, drink, talk awn teh fone an mebbe brush my hares whiel drivin, but dats it.
Oh, butt nawt awl at sayme tyem!
Foargotted wun…..smoke.
o butt(!) iz fun tu see teh straynj luks u can gi from teh uvver driberz wen u hedbang down teh rode!
“and nebber mynd dat sownd u herd.
iz jus teh beest unner ur bed,
in ur closit,
in ur hed…”
I has been known to car-danse, espeshulee whiel sittin at stoplite.
My BFF used to be teh
wen hur wuz in teh car, but nao hur danses wif me!
gud fur her! ai alwayz luvs teh car-dansin!
whut a dreamy handsome kitteh?
No dreamy hansum kittehs.
No emayos from hansum guies, ethur.
**talks to self: Shaddup Red!**
metallika? da devil? Basement Cat? YNG?
Yesh, Metallika.
Iz also hard to sing “Enter Sandman” wifowt doin a Hetfield sneer.
uuupz! “tu” nawt “wif” an i habent even had a cocktail yet.
Yesh, I fownded dis lublee floofy Basement Cat awn teh way hoam an broughted him hoam wif me.
Him sez hiz naym iz Pookie.
iz Pookiez ebil twin..gud luck!
I wish I wuz comin hoam to find my censored! lighter!
**grumblol grumblol**
**luuks at 3km**
U finkso ifn I came hoam wif a YNG, I’d be AWN TEH PYOOTER rite nao!?!?
uuuuh guess nawt! wat happened tu yur lighter?
I wish I knew. I nawt kin find it.
aifinkso u myt furrgit u had a pyooter foar awyl…
Yah, I finkso ur rite.
wennevver i listen tu da musik uf mine yuth like metalika or ACDC mine hooman boi tellz mi how strang dat musik iz. makez mii sad
Durin dis afturnoonz break, wii wuz singin “Jeremiah wuz a bullfrawg”! LOL
Funnee storee: I wuz leevin foar lunsch today. A fren of mien wuz walkin from teh uther end of teh hallway an wii meeted inna middlol, ware teh door to teh owtsyde iz.
I askded hur “Wut u buyin me foar lunsch?” Hur sed, “Wish sandwich”. I den asked hur, “Duz dat come wif oar wifowt teh rubber biskit?”
Hur then sed, ‘U jes dated us bofe!”
I laffed an sed, “Wii iz old, wii iz cold, get yoosed to it!”
U nawt can haz colds. Aifinkso wii iz keeping awl the cold winds in teh dakotas tudai. Wii iz hazzing anuddur pleh blizzard tudai.
aifinkso we haz summa teh windz heer in mizurie, jus nawt teh blizzerd part…. we duz haz teh lotsarayn adn flashfludz adn yukie stufz tho.
Wevvers heer in KY wuz purty yesterday an today, but wii iz gettin storms tonite an teh cold temps iz comin bak.
DO NAWT WANT.
*gibs 3KM a hug adn playz a ACDC song inda backgroun*
der der … boiz are werid no madder wat age idk how old ur boi is but i no dis is a fact …. den again so r gurls but i digrezz
* Turnz up teh woofurs adn plais KISS LP laowd enuf foar rhsb tu heers it inna kentukee. *
I wanna rok an roll awl nyte
An partee ebery day!
mai teenaj boi lyks teh metalika adn teh newer “owld” metil lyk pantera adn slayer, soe we canhaz the multi-generashinul hedbangin
I sorri U noe can fid Ur liter or da importat emo. I wish U wood get boof. Noe can walk diz funee much lnogr. Kepin da toes crozed is berri hard.
Fanks, BOM!
U maded me laff!
Fanks foar keepin eberyfing crossded foar me.
Do I needs to cawl teh fyremens to bring teh jaws of lyfe, an get u un-crossded?
iffin yooz call da fyremenz yoo wont send dem tu Bom’z yoo sended tu yur howse
I knoes!
I call teh wuns from Texas to go to BOM’s howse.
Troo fack: Dere iz fyrehowse nexst doar to my werk.
Hez uh Cheetah!
Iz himz nayme Chester?
Squee! Old Skool Trivial Pursuit!
Iz OK, kitteh. I kno y u cheet. Too bad mah Trivia Skillz iz l33t~!
Hello. Thought you might want to know who the real cat is. She is Tikkus, and this picture was originally on cuteoverload. Tikkus is 12 years old now, and came from the Philippines. She came to the UK as a tiny kitten, and did her quarantine, coming back to me as a much bigger, chubbier feline.
The trivial pursuit board was on the footstool while we played, just on her eye level! Too tempting for any red blooded furry to resist getting involved.
ooh ooh kitteh b’in a bad kitteh